Speaker 1: Go get you every morning, every day, every lady Adelaides.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the twenty twenty four podcast, the first one
Speaker 2: of it's kind.
Speaker 1: Now we're going to jump on another social media trend.
Speaker 3: So if you're in that blacket where you're like new year,
Speaker 3: new me, make some changes in this whole real life
Speaker 3: of mine and really go in a different direction.
Speaker 4: You would have jumped on board this little social media trend.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Ins and out.
Speaker 2: It's basically the stuff you want to hold onto in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four and the stuff it needs to be
Speaker 2: kicked to the curb.
Speaker 4: Girlfriend, Yeah like negative vibes? Am I right? Twenty twenty four? Jos.
Speaker 4: The time of new opportunity.
Speaker 2: Isn't it at the turn of every decade? Is it
Speaker 2: decade century?
Speaker 5: What are it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: How old are you? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Sorry, the turn of every year?
Speaker 4: Freezer again and bring it back out in another fifty years.
Speaker 1: I'm spitting a crime over all.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yes, new opportunities to start again. Hit the refresh
Speaker 2: button as you were, And a social media trend is
Speaker 2: going around at the moment where you can do just.
Speaker 1: That by describing your ins and outs.
Speaker 2: This is basically things that are in in your life
Speaker 2: and basically things that you would like to get rid
Speaker 2: of and reset. For twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: It's good, seems realistic.
Speaker 1: Would you like to hear my list?
Speaker 4: Yeah, go for it. Set the standard in at.
Speaker 1: The moment in the Oddi family is calling people.
Speaker 2: Brow from the four year old uputs.
Speaker 1: So you'll be like, clean your teeth, harp, and she'll
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, settle.
Speaker 4: Down, broke right over you wait till it graduates to brah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when little harb is gonna have a little gold tooth,
Speaker 3: maybe a little earing at the top of the ear. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a little slip in the eyebrow.
Speaker 1: Just playing a little bit of County Bees.
Speaker 2: In for twenty twenty four again and I know the
Speaker 2: girls will agree with me here, but those bags with
Speaker 2: the branded straps.
Speaker 1: Not going anywhere, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like a Mimco bag or a country road and they've
Speaker 2: got those real thick, heavy straps. They make you at
Speaker 2: least seventy eight percent cooler if you're a arm at.
Speaker 4: Least Yeah, right, get there, get them on the shoulder.
Speaker 1: Also in for twenty twenty fourth, under Birds back to back.
Speaker 3: Shut up everyone, I'll see what it's going to be
Speaker 3: tough for that eleanor card Well, I'll say that much for.
Speaker 1: Free you are across and are you?
Speaker 2: And also in I reckon for twenty twenty four, it
Speaker 2: is having boundaries and removing toxic people like I genuinely
Speaker 2: started this in twenty twenty three and I planned to continue.
Speaker 1: It's so good. Oh my gosh, I shut up, shut up,
Speaker 1: I'll get rid of.
Speaker 4: You in a minute, all the toxicities in this room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, all right, my outs for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear them?
Speaker 4: Yes? Please?
Speaker 1: Crocs with gibblets, spot on.
Speaker 3: I'm seeing grown men and fathers of my age with
Speaker 3: those giblets.
Speaker 1: Gibts like giblets, but gibbilets, gibbets.
Speaker 4: I don't know anyway.
Speaker 3: Crocs is bad enough, but then when you accessorize your crocs,
Speaker 3: come on, it's.
Speaker 1: Like you've got your crocs and you've gone you know
Speaker 1: what these crocs need? Steroids? Yeah, really, pimp them up.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is also out and I saw this a
Speaker 2: lot in the holidays. People who listen to their devices
Speaker 2: without headphones or FaceTime their partner right, and just we're
Speaker 2: top of your lines about the gym Brah, I don't
Speaker 2: need to hear your conversation with your wife, thank you
Speaker 2: very much.
Speaker 1: That's another one. Trolling that's out.
Speaker 2: I saw something the other day it said a holes
Speaker 2: are attracted to comments like flies to shite.
Speaker 1: Don't be a hater. It's pretty simple, isn't it.
Speaker 3: OK, Just be nice if you are a fly and
Speaker 3: you are listening right now though, how delicious is a
Speaker 3: fresh little bit of you know what?
Speaker 1: We digress.
Speaker 2: Another thing that's out this ye dubbing on Netflix stand
Speaker 2: in any other streaming service. You know, when you sit
Speaker 2: down to watch your move and you think that looks
Speaker 2: quite good, and then they try and match up the
Speaker 2: English to the foreign language or work harder guys.
Speaker 4: Squid Games did that.
Speaker 3: No, I did that, and it was the only one
Speaker 3: that I could get through and be like, this is
Speaker 3: still good enough, but otherwise it's ridiculous. Yeah, and the
Speaker 3: English accident, it's like.
Speaker 4: Hey, how are you going?
Speaker 3: Ha ha ha.
Speaker 4: That's not the five there foot yet.
Speaker 2: My final out for twenty twenty four voicemails don't leave
Speaker 2: me one.
Speaker 1: I will never listen to it. Never listen to it.
Speaker 1: My mum is guilty of it every single time. Hi
Speaker 1: Jode just calling to say it's mum and give me
Speaker 1: a call back. I'm like, yes, I saw miss call mum,
Speaker 1: So I get it.
Speaker 2: I get it. I'm not listening to your voicemails anymore.
Speaker 1: Done.
Speaker 4: I see where this is going. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: If you've got your ins and outs lists, please feel
Speaker 3: free gift call, get involved. I've got some and it's
Speaker 3: a heavy list. It is a heavy list. There's a
Speaker 3: couple of.
Speaker 4: Genuine life changing perhaps ins and outs.
Speaker 1: Oh that's no one expects that from you.
Speaker 4: Oh no, they don't. I can think when I want
Speaker 4: to sometimes.
Speaker 1: Twenty four more think think less symbols in the head
Speaker 1: less spacing out.
Speaker 2: A bit of a social media trend, go going around at
Speaker 2: the moment, your inns and your outs for twenty twenty
Speaker 2: four would like to focus on what would we like
Speaker 2: to discard? You've just heard from me and mine, but
Speaker 2: we'd like to hear from you on thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: What are your ins and outs from this year?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good ones which I reckon could genuinely
Speaker 3: reshape my life. Okay, so we start with the inns.
Speaker 4: Yeah. In for me, it's just spending more time with
Speaker 4: friends and creating core memories that will last the lifetime. Nice,
Speaker 4: I'm just joking.
Speaker 3: Come on, I hide in social situations, aggressively hide.
Speaker 1: I know you do.
Speaker 3: That's mostly out spending less time with friends and making
Speaker 3: sure I don't create core memories.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly right.
Speaker 3: So this is one that could sort of reshape the
Speaker 3: way I look anyway, thirty nine this year, possibly shaving
Speaker 3: the head.
Speaker 4: What we're going down that path? Almostory?
Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
Speaker 3: It's not getting thicker, I'm give you the ods him, No,
Speaker 3: certainly not getting thicker.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll turn to the left again, like you, I
Speaker 1: miss the right.
Speaker 3: Sorry, oh yeah, oh yeah, riding up a bit high
Speaker 3: there on the side.
Speaker 1: Oh a little weird.
Speaker 2: Maybe get some advice from the Channel seven here and
Speaker 2: makeup departments.
Speaker 1: I don't think there are people that look great with
Speaker 1: a shaved head. I'm not entirely sure you'd be one
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 4: Oh my wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, being honest and being your friend, I thought you
Speaker 2: wanted to create beautiful memories with people like me.
Speaker 4: Well this is why I'm not.
Speaker 3: I can't catch up with friends and create beautiful core memory.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna have any more friends. If you shave your.
Speaker 4: Head lastly in for me. Maybe I'm just gonna say this,
Speaker 4: maybe maybe you e sected me.
Speaker 1: Wow, Yeah, that's it. You've done that yet, I'm done.
Speaker 3: We've had three kids, and that's We've been absolutely blessed
Speaker 3: to have three kids. Sonny came along without much fuss
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 1: So it's the little heads up. I thought I was
Speaker 1: done after.
Speaker 4: Three and then whoop, well there you go. Okay, so
Speaker 4: maybe Greg should have had them okay out for me
Speaker 4: out aggressively hooped T shirts you host producers.
Speaker 3: Zoe had to sit me down late last year and
Speaker 3: have a bit of an intervention and say, listen, I
Speaker 3: can't believe she called me champion as well.
Speaker 4: Very brave, but it's very appropriate. She said.
Speaker 3: These there's ridiculously hooped shirts you got which almost start
Speaker 3: outside the collar bones and almost sort of hit the
Speaker 3: mid range stern.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like twenty ten champs.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: And also I'm not entirely sure of your motivation. Is
Speaker 2: it like I've got a really nice pectoral area and
Speaker 2: I want to show it off, or you just don't
Speaker 2: take care of your clothes and they're so old that
Speaker 2: you've stretched them. I'm not sure it's a column a
Speaker 2: column Bee.
Speaker 4: It might be a bit of both. All right, beautiful little.
Speaker 1: Mixture either way, Bye bye, Yes, no.
Speaker 4: More hoop shirts. So the shirts you're going to see
Speaker 4: me now are going to be right up towards my neck.
Speaker 1: Turtlenecks. You're start wearing turtlenecks wet next perfect.
Speaker 3: Not a v neck though I can be the hot tip.
Speaker 3: Less beers, quite seriously, less beers. I'm not quitting beers
Speaker 3: is when I have a few less beers on Friday night,
Speaker 3: when I have vomones, got a few beers instead of
Speaker 3: having six to eight, maybe having three or four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did go through the festive season, and you
Speaker 2: promised me before each and every function.
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm just going to have mid strength.
Speaker 2: It's going to be all okay, next minute, three o'clock
Speaker 2: in the morning, where's Andrew.
Speaker 3: Listening because he's had seventy mid strength beers. And finally
Speaker 3: for me, no more premium premium sunning as well, what do.
Speaker 1: You say you want to say that again?
Speaker 3: Premium sunning for my parents. You can look that up
Speaker 3: in the ad break twenty four to ten. Your ins
Speaker 3: and outs list for twenty twenty four, let's go to
Speaker 3: Winbow'll get.
Speaker 2: Ash Hey, hey, hey, I sh don't you reckon on
Speaker 2: Hazes's outlet outlist? It should be like I'm just making
Speaker 2: words up on the spot.
Speaker 1: Maybe that should be on his what's on yours?
Speaker 5: I think you know what it is my out Are
Speaker 5: people talking on loud speaker on the bars?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Smart yeap makes yeah.
Speaker 4: Pleasen't do it?
Speaker 1: Also on my list as well.
Speaker 2: We don't want to hear your conversations, and please invest
Speaker 2: in a pair of twenty dollars headphones to save us
Speaker 2: all our sanity.
Speaker 1: Don't you reckon? Ash?
Speaker 4: Yes? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 4: My yep?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 5: Another hour is toxic people?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my gosh, no more toxic people?
Speaker 1: Thanks, same list, Ashley.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good and it's good to have boundaries and
Speaker 2: cut those people out of your life.
Speaker 1: You feel so much better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're people pleasers, though we are as.
Speaker 1: Well shocking people pleases, aren't we.
Speaker 3: I'm still saying yes to our solar panels. Three or
Speaker 3: four sets of solar panels now in my garage, and
Speaker 3: that roof is completely covered in solar panels.
Speaker 2: It's step from Millbank. What's on your ins and outs list?
Speaker 5: Hi, so I guess on my inns, I've got confidence
Speaker 5: just being more confident, Yes you should.
Speaker 1: And what about your out my out?
Speaker 5: I work in medical, so I really want calling it
Speaker 5: ins and out to not be to be out. I
Speaker 5: want that to be done because in medical that's water
Speaker 5: going in and you'urine people going out.
Speaker 4: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: Since Steph, well done.
Speaker 4: Good luck with that' stf.
Speaker 2: Yeah and congratulations. You're on the stand by list to
Speaker 2: go and see Taylor Swift in Tokyo.
Speaker 5: Now that's a job.
Speaker 4: That was a joke. That's a job job, a terrible
Speaker 4: job show. It's a pretty long break.
Speaker 3: And what it's done is allowed you to really hunt
Speaker 3: and gather the best possible jokes. I haven't been put
Speaker 3: together on this little round planet.
Speaker 2: I spent the entire holiday season looking for jokes just
Speaker 2: to make you two idiots laugh.
Speaker 1: It's what I do.
Speaker 3: Did you go in a different direction because you should
Speaker 3: have just went straight.
Speaker 4: To the queen? And that is news read Abbey of Humor.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so true.
Speaker 2: God I never saw her development last year was extraordinary,
Speaker 2: wasn't it.
Speaker 4: I believe it.
Speaker 2: Started out so poor like below path and then just
Speaker 2: came through with the bank. I think that as the
Speaker 2: year went on, the dirtier she got and the better
Speaker 2: she got, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
Speaker 3: At the start she was playing for like the North
Speaker 3: Adelaide Rockets, whatever it is, and then by the end
Speaker 3: she was like starting for the La Lakers.
Speaker 4: That was her progression.
Speaker 1: That is how I am in life. Really bore and
Speaker 1: then pretty strong? Yeah, very nice? All right, who wants
Speaker 1: to go first?
Speaker 4: Do you know? Well?
Speaker 3: You lead us fearlessly most times, so why don't you
Speaker 3: lead us in a really positive, funny direction this time?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll tell you a funny thing that happened on
Speaker 2: the holidays. I actually brought some shoes. But I didn't
Speaker 2: realize this, but I brought them from a drug dealer. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, it's extraordinary. I don't know what he laced
Speaker 2: them with, but I can't stop dripping.
Speaker 4: I get it. It's good. That's good. Start.
Speaker 6: How do you make your significant other cry during adult cuddles?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Boy, I know the reasons I have cried.
Speaker 1: Before because the NBA is on in the background.
Speaker 4: Or there was an honesty session. I don't know.
Speaker 6: Sorry, sorry, okay, let's start again. How do you make
Speaker 6: the significant other cry during adult cuddles, how call them?
Speaker 3: Okay, I got a joke now, and I've got to
Speaker 3: give a big special shout to a good friend of mine,
Speaker 3: Robbie Cornthwaite.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the man knows how to tell jokes.
Speaker 1: There's never not enough Robbie in this show.
Speaker 4: Not enough for Robbie. I've said that from day and
Speaker 4: no one's listening to me.
Speaker 3: We're pushing for it half, you know, usually all right,
Speaker 3: So you told me this one, he said.
Speaker 4: Look, a guy goes home to his wife and he's
Speaker 4: a bit of a drinker.
Speaker 3: Let's just call for the sake of this joke. Let's
Speaker 3: call her car. Let's call this black handle. She says
Speaker 3: to him one night, do you know what? You're drinking
Speaker 3: far too much. Every time you come home, you cover
Speaker 3: the vomit. You're not making sense. If you do this
Speaker 3: one more time, I'm leaving you. I'm divorcing you. He says, Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: Well here's the thing. I've got a thing this Friday
Speaker 3: with a few mates. Let me prove to you that
Speaker 3: I can do this. So she goes, Okay, this is
Speaker 3: your last chance. So he goes to this thing. Surprise, surprise,
Speaker 3: gets a little bit carried away one B two B
Speaker 3: three be and just goes on our next minute, he's
Speaker 3: covered in his own vomit.
Speaker 1: Classic Plusic Andrew and.
Speaker 3: He goes, oh, my gosh, I'm going to get divorced.
Speaker 3: I've got to go now home now to my wife.
Speaker 3: She's going to divorce me. She's going to see the vomit.
Speaker 3: She's going to say that's it. Mate comes up and goes, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: go a.
Speaker 4: Little trick here.
Speaker 3: So what you do is you put twenty bucks in
Speaker 3: your top pocket and then you tell her that one
Speaker 3: of your mates vomited on you while you were putt
Speaker 3: him in the car. You're actually being responsible. Yes, it
Speaker 3: works all the time. I always do it. My wife
Speaker 3: falls every single time. So she goes, great, that's a
Speaker 3: good idea, goes home, walks to the door. The wife goes, oh,
Speaker 3: here we go. I told you you couldn't do it. Vomit,
Speaker 3: You're out. I'm going to divorce you.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no no no no no, it
Speaker 4: wasn't me. It was Ringo.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: I had to put him in the car. He spewed
Speaker 4: all over me.
Speaker 3: And he goes, look, even put twenty dollars in my
Speaker 3: top pocket to pay for dry cleaning.
Speaker 4: So she checks.
Speaker 3: She looks in and goes, hang on, there's forty bucks
Speaker 3: in there. There's two twenties in there. What's going there?
Speaker 3: He says, oh, yeah, that was from my mate who
Speaker 3: shat in my pants.
Speaker 6: We got there, finally got the dry commaning bill there
Speaker 6: for you.
Speaker 1: Well, on stage, I'm thinking we get it. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: drugging in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we got there. On end, it's a.
Speaker 6: Married just double checking car and you're finalizing the divorce.
Speaker 4: Now, don't check my pants.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you know?
Speaker 3: We've put together a little piece because we love Jody's
Speaker 3: story so much, we thought, why don't we do a
Speaker 3: little birthday edition. Enjoy this Jody, and from our Nova
Speaker 3: family and the listener's, happy birthday to you.
Speaker 4: We love you so dearly.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Hey, welcome to another edition of Jody Darry.
Speaker 3: It's me Jody, No, just kiddy, just mix it up, jodees.
Speaker 3: I'm happy little turn this time. So let's see what
Speaker 3: happens today. It's a very famous person's birthday. Someone is
Speaker 3: so important, so influential, someone who has completely changed the
Speaker 3: industry and to be honest, personally shaped my life.
Speaker 4: That's right. Happy birthday, mister Pitt.
Speaker 3: Just kidding, it's jody E his birthday today. Yeah, very
Speaker 3: lucky to work with an absolute radio hero such as yourself,
Speaker 3: and each and every day I pray to the radio
Speaker 3: gods that you keep on teaching me. I love to
Speaker 3: learn from you, like how you've taught us the real
Speaker 3: names of some pretty massive celebrities.
Speaker 2: He's just he's dropped the E in the weekend, so
Speaker 2: now he's just wuble e k nd.
Speaker 4: You think he's always been?
Speaker 2: Oh your forestars and Daniel have.
Speaker 4: And my god, oh my god. Two things, it's Zendaya and.
Speaker 3: Also, don't drop they S word on radio radio or
Speaker 3: when you've demonstrated your absolute, solid, vast wealth of music knowledge.
Speaker 2: Tony West made a surprise appearance in Rome Has He
Speaker 2: joined fellow you West rapper Travis Scott on stage. Travis Scott,
Speaker 2: of course from Blink one eight two, the rapper who
Speaker 2: obviously changed his name to Yee, was introduced to the
Speaker 2: stage by Scott at his Utopia concert.
Speaker 3: I think you find the change his name to yay strange.
Speaker 4: His name is Kanye, shortened to ya he calls himself
Speaker 4: a yee. And also, did you say Travis Scott from
Speaker 4: Blink one eight too?
Speaker 1: Wasn't he Travis Scott?
Speaker 4: Are you serious? Would you mix up Travis Scott and
Speaker 4: Travis Barker?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, speak of music knowledge. How good that
Speaker 3: you can show the world your talents when we play
Speaker 3: songs for song, song song and we don't even get
Speaker 3: compared to you.
Speaker 1: That makes it one new for me, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: We found Larvely, Just try not to roll your ankle again,
Speaker 3: your big spud, Joe's what you got?
Speaker 2: Yeahs come up whenever from the girl.
Speaker 4: For she's falling off her stool.
Speaker 3: But we've shared some incredible memories together that will always cherished, like,
Speaker 3: for example, the time when we had the actual Miley
Speaker 3: Cyrus live in studio.
Speaker 4: I want you to say, just.
Speaker 3: For just just to test something to say, the journey
Speaker 3: is usually the part that you remember anyways.
Speaker 2: Okay, the journey is usually the part that you remember anyways.
Speaker 4: The journey is usually.
Speaker 1: The part that you remember anyways.
Speaker 4: That's difference. How good, just like the real thing.
Speaker 3: How good that we can reminisce together on so many
Speaker 3: epic moments like your golden years at university and the
Speaker 3: hex tack.
Speaker 4: Sucks by the way, Yeah they do, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: they do. What about when I think.
Speaker 2: Back in my day and the finished all night age
Speaker 2: when you started earning twenty thous.
Speaker 4: Free right, I'm just joke. I'm just having a funk Thursday.
Speaker 4: You know how he likes it.
Speaker 6: That was in the seventies, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: Oh god, So what do you got? You got some?
Speaker 3: But seriously, Jo's we love you very much and we're
Speaker 3: so lucky to have you in our lives. My friend, day,
Speaker 3: have an awesome year, my friend, enjoy your twenty fifth birthday.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to feel about that, Like, it
Speaker 2: was really nice that you went to that much effort,
Speaker 2: but you've just roasted me on my birthday.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the second part of this.
Speaker 1: He's actually not coming, which is a bit of a
Speaker 1: we've got boss Josh? Instead? Is he wearing a ban neck?
Speaker 4: Hot? It's hot, It's genuine enough.
Speaker 1: I nearly witnessed someone drowning on my holiday. So hot weather.
Speaker 2: What do you do you take your kids through a
Speaker 2: water Now, normally I don't like doing the rides, but
Speaker 2: this particular theme park was next level and it was
Speaker 2: so cool. So we had an absolute ball just going
Speaker 2: down rides blah blah blah. Anyway, so we get to
Speaker 2: the top of one and it's me and Peyton, my
Speaker 2: twelve year old, and they stay to her can you swim?
Speaker 2: And she was like, yeah, I can, that's fine, And
Speaker 2: they check with me and they say can you swim? Yeah,
Speaker 2: yeahs okay, And I'm thinking, why are they asking that?
Speaker 2: It's just a nice little cozy water slide. What could
Speaker 2: possibly go wrong? So you jump on, you go down.
Speaker 2: It's in the dark, and this particular water slide spits
Speaker 2: you out at the end. But then I realize why
Speaker 2: they ask you if you have to swim, because it
Speaker 2: switch you, spits you at speed into a deep plunge
Speaker 2: pool and you've got to get yourself up right. And
Speaker 2: the whole thing's a bit of a shock to the
Speaker 2: senses because you don't know it's coming.
Speaker 4: God, it sounds like a like a like a fish
Speaker 4: bang born.
Speaker 2: It's the little carp Jody, baby cap, find your fins,
Speaker 2: little one.
Speaker 4: They go flourish in this beautiful river. We call the marriage.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So I jump out of the pool and we're
Speaker 2: all sort of laughing and hysterical, and I get about
Speaker 2: twenty meters away and something's a miss on my wrist
Speaker 2: and I look down and I realized it spat me
Speaker 2: out with such force that my Apple watch came off,
Speaker 2: and so I've panicked and I ran back to the
Speaker 2: lifeguard and I'm like, oh, my.
Speaker 1: Apple watch, bub blah.
Speaker 2: And as I'm explaining the importance of him recovering my
Speaker 2: watch from the bottom of the plunge pool, we turn
Speaker 2: around and there's a guy who obviously hadn't been asked
Speaker 2: if he could swim, bobbing up and down in the
Speaker 2: pool like clearly could not.
Speaker 1: And he was a big, heavy set guy. And so
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the lifeguard.
Speaker 2: There's two other lifeguards just having a chat over there,
Speaker 2: and so he jumps in with his boy to try
Speaker 2: and pull him out. But this guy was so big,
Speaker 2: I thought, I don't think he can do it by himself.
Speaker 2: So again, I don't want to pay myself as a hero,
Speaker 2: and I thought, well, I'm gonna have to go in.
Speaker 2: I thought, na, I can't bring up, so I start
Speaker 2: yelling out to the other lifeguards.
Speaker 1: Help help him.
Speaker 2: He's dragging, So all three of them jump in and
Speaker 2: then they pulled this guy out, but I swear he
Speaker 2: was going under for a good thirty seconds.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Just his name wasn't Robber by any chance. Genuinely.
Speaker 4: That's where nicknames are born. His new nickname's Bob.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we can laugh about it now, because he was fine.
Speaker 2: And the lifeguard jumps out and he looks at me
Speaker 2: and he goes, oh, well, I'm with now, so as
Speaker 2: we'll go and find your watch, and so he jumps.
Speaker 1: In pulls it out from the bottom of the board.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 2: I gave it CPR for a good five minutes, but
Speaker 2: the Apple Watch survived.
Speaker 4: That's appos there was There was no deaths on this
Speaker 4: particular goa.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely no one passed away, Thank goodness for that.
Speaker 3: And you walked away saying, you know what, I'm a hero.
Speaker 3: Yeah I'm not thinking that. You're thinking that maybe you are,
Speaker 3: maybe you aren't, but I'm definitely a hero.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's absolutely what happened. That's okay, that's all right.
Speaker 1: We all have our contributions to the world. Mine's being
Speaker 1: a hero.
Speaker 4: There specially mention of Bob as well. Happy what's news today? Snooziess.
Speaker 2: Yes, everyone is talking about well, she was the Princess
Speaker 2: of Denmark. Now she's the Queen of Denmark. What about
Speaker 2: what about a couple of weeks she's had what a right?
Speaker 2: Just an absolute ride? So the former queen, and that
Speaker 2: is Margaret, Margaretite, Margaarite, Margaretta. However you'd like to say it,
Speaker 2: I don't mind, it's up to you. She stepped down,
Speaker 2: she abdicated and said I've had enough from getting old
Speaker 2: and getting a little bit frail. There is some suggestion though,
Speaker 2: that given all the cheating rooms about Frederick, that maybe
Speaker 2: that's a bit of a oh here's something shiny, look
Speaker 2: over here, she's.
Speaker 1: Now the queen.
Speaker 2: Let's all forget about the infidelity thing, right That seems
Speaker 2: to be one of the theories. But anyway, my takeaway
Speaker 2: from this is there are there is so much hope
Speaker 2: for little girls in Tasmania.
Speaker 4: Everywhere has such a mixed poor messages.
Speaker 2: Who would have thought a young girl from Hobart, Tasmania
Speaker 2: would become the Queen of Denmark.
Speaker 4: Listen, listen, young Sally.
Speaker 3: You two could somehow get yourself to the mainland and
Speaker 3: find yourself in the right spot at the right time,
Speaker 3: listen and catch up. I know he looks like a
Speaker 3: bit of a point dexter, but if you stay with him,
Speaker 3: you're gonna end up being queen.
Speaker 2: All you have to do is just hit the clubs
Speaker 2: in Sydney and next minute they met.
Speaker 1: Yeah, slip in, slip it was.
Speaker 3: Who would have thought there's a mixed message in that
Speaker 3: as well. Young girls go out to all his night
Speaker 3: clubs in Sydney and one day you'll be a queen,
Speaker 3: and like a real queen too, like a proper queen.
Speaker 2: What is so intriguing about this story, though, besides the
Speaker 2: fact that they will now earn nearly twenty million dollars
Speaker 2: a year between them, is the fact that someone snapped
Speaker 2: a photo that night, the first night that they meant and.
Speaker 1: Prince Frederick was wearing a Mambo T shirt.
Speaker 4: Yeah he was Mambo. Didn't remember have an unbelievable run there.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. But also he's from Denmark. He slipped into
Speaker 2: Australia and he's like, I know how to fit in. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was put in the Best Man bo was it
Speaker 3: the one where the you don't remember the cartoon with
Speaker 3: the dogs and there's like a music note coming out
Speaker 3: of his bump. I remember that one, and he's looking
Speaker 3: at it me like, what's going on here?
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: He just got off the plane and went through the
Speaker 2: Judy Free in Sydney and went, oh, guys, how do
Speaker 2: I integrate myself to the Australian culture.
Speaker 1: Get me one of those.
Speaker 4: Man boo teach and Mary saw him in the club
Speaker 4: and made a bee line. She's like, that's a cool
Speaker 4: t shirt, it's a cool tea. I like that.
Speaker 1: Lucky he didn't go left into the Kendone shop.
Speaker 4: You know, very very different direction. Hi, welcome to you
Speaker 4: News read Abbey.
Speaker 1: Good morning queen.
Speaker 6: It's going to be a long morning this morning. All right,
Speaker 6: we've got the tour down Under. So the Women's Tour
Speaker 6: down Under has wrapped up. Sarah de Gante has taken
Speaker 6: it out. She is an Aussie champion, very good writer
Speaker 6: and all eyes were on her to take out the
Speaker 6: Wolanka Hill stage yesterday. She did, which is great. They're
Speaker 6: all having a little bit of a day off today
Speaker 6: which will be nice. And then tomorrow the men stage
Speaker 6: one starts from Tonunda to Tonunda. So yeah, it's cycling
Speaker 6: crazy out there and it was actually really cool to
Speaker 6: see lots of people do get around it and get
Speaker 6: into it and go and support them, and it was
Speaker 6: good to see so many people out to support the
Speaker 6: women as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well done.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's bloody good for tourism in the state because
Speaker 2: you just there's an influx of people who just pencil
Speaker 2: into the columny and go, let's go to Adelaide.
Speaker 4: It's good.
Speaker 6: I think I love it because they do go to
Speaker 6: the different regions. It's not just through the city. It's
Speaker 6: all up through the hills, the southern suburbs, it's everywhere.
Speaker 1: So it's good.
Speaker 2: Pretty boring if they just went around the city the
Speaker 2: whole time. Yeah, there's time mush square, Yeah, there's time
Speaker 2: mush square.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just keep doing laps like they do it. What's
Speaker 6: the Adelaide five hundred drome kind of thing maybe they
Speaker 6: should do. Maybe they should drive around the whole stay
Speaker 6: and so who gets back first and that's the winner.
Speaker 4: Let's just finish off the strike is? What about our
Speaker 4: strike is? They were cooked three or four weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was watching it from Afar. I was like,
Speaker 2: they're done, there's no chance going to make finals.
Speaker 3: Thunder last night one forty they got there with she's
Speaker 3: twenty three balls to spare, so one for one hundred
Speaker 3: and forty.
Speaker 4: One match short. Unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Was going to be a player of the series again,
Speaker 3: So there you go. Who knows what the Strikers could
Speaker 3: do this year? They face Perth or Sydney in an
Speaker 3: elimination final and all of a sudden we're all decked
Speaker 3: out in blue.
Speaker 6: Isn't it so weird that I and all me and
Speaker 6: the Strikers have so much in common?
Speaker 1: Start off really poor but and really well that finished strong.
Speaker 4: That's so true.
Speaker 2: It was texting you last night, what about our boy,
Speaker 2: the coolest redheaded on the planet, Lloyd Hope.
Speaker 3: It probably doesn't get obviously doesn't get a game, probably
Speaker 3: if she Carn's there. So from a bit of a
Speaker 3: dour situation, Lloyd Pope rises through the ranks and takes
Speaker 3: four far.
Speaker 2: Would have got a hat trick too, but there was
Speaker 2: one ball in between, you know, the second and third wicket,
Speaker 2: so that.
Speaker 1: Would be annoying on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it would have got a hat trick, but didn't
Speaker 4: do it. The next ball after the cricket stuff, these
Speaker 4: six fifteen machine.
Speaker 2: Quis Yes Tammy from Greenacres congratulations first and foremost, you
Speaker 2: are in the running to go see Taylor Swift in Tokyo.
Speaker 5: Beautiful. Good morning, guys.
Speaker 1: Hi are you morning? Was so good? Welcome to twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four. Tammy.
Speaker 5: I know, I know, I go back to work today.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people. I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people went back last week. But today is just
Speaker 1: those ones who are the.
Speaker 2: Last remnants of the ones that were still on holidays.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we live that extra week to recover from the
Speaker 2: Christmas news.
Speaker 1: It's a lot, isn't it. Tammy? All right, Tammy the
Speaker 1: six fifteen vending machine. You know how it works?
Speaker 2: Three questions for You've just got to get the third
Speaker 2: one right and then you have a crack at the prizes.
Speaker 2: First question, Ozzie, Princess Mary just became queen of which
Speaker 2: European country?
Speaker 4: Benmark will done?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Question two?
Speaker 2: In the human body, what is the more common name
Speaker 2: of the patella?
Speaker 5: I know you do, and I want to say, I
Speaker 5: want to say the legs.
Speaker 1: Oh, Tammy. Good, best of luck at work today.
Speaker 5: Thank you, thanks guys, and happy birthday duty by the way.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Tammy. That's very sweet. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Adam from Edwinstown. Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 2: Good work, Adam, Thank you so much. Now tell us
Speaker 2: this in the human body? What is the more common
Speaker 2: name of the patella?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: How are your pateller's going to Adam?
Speaker 4: I fear your brother.
Speaker 2: I've got netball patellers putting your patellers through hell. All right,
Speaker 2: get this right here, Adam, and you get a crack
Speaker 2: at the vending machine. This theme song is from which
Speaker 2: iconic kids TV show.
Speaker 4: Where Are People? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, well done, well done, Adam. Okay, I need you
Speaker 1: to select a letter between A and C.
Speaker 4: What's going to be very fast?
Speaker 1: Oudam knows the drill. The chips are back.
Speaker 2: The chips are back, by the way, and I have
Speaker 2: to say, there were three packets of Smith's in the studio.
Speaker 2: We're down to one. Someone's helped themselves in the holidays, Adam.
Speaker 4: What was the Smith's chips? Monster? The gobble monsters?
Speaker 1: All right? Now a number between two and six, Adam, two?
Speaker 1: Okay a two? Oh yeah, that's what he says. Okay,
Speaker 1: far up the machine.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Oh geez, good stuff by the six fifthe as well.
Speaker 4: It's very athletic.
Speaker 1: This morning, solid spitting out of the price.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, this is great, Adam, because these are a
Speaker 2: hot commodity at the moment, you've won a family pastor
Speaker 2: to the Adelae thirty six.
Speaker 4: Yes, well done, Adam, well done.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the basketball. Thank you, thank you, Adam. It's nice, Adam, Adams.
Speaker 4: No, you're starting to get some luffy birtha, aren't you.
Speaker 1: It's good. Well that's zero from you and no present
Speaker 1: so far.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, just our hole tight, hold tight. Some good
Speaker 3: things might be around the corner. It might not be, yeah,
Speaker 3: but there might be. All right, that's all we'll say.
Speaker 4: Okay, what isn't it? Just the best most as the
Speaker 4: kids say, viving places in Adelaide? That's what.
Speaker 3: Have it on, Hazy and have it on Jodie is
Speaker 3: all of that. We need a collection of really close
Speaker 3: friends slash listeners, and we just go off and we
Speaker 3: create core memories that will last a lifetime.
Speaker 1: With beautiful friends, with beautiful friends. So we're all about
Speaker 1: twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Four and for this one, we thought, you know what,
Speaker 3: it's summer. What better way to spend summer in Adelaide?
Speaker 1: The big webs so good, I've.
Speaker 4: Already been I've already been.
Speaker 3: I've taken my son Henry there, and look, it's fair
Speaker 3: to say that if Henry could give it a thousand.
Speaker 4: Stars out of five, he would.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So you got the tiny weggie for the real good ones. Yep,
Speaker 3: you got the just right weggie, which he nails because
Speaker 3: he's five.
Speaker 4: Yes, And then you got the big weggie it's pretty solid.
Speaker 4: And then you got the big chuck.
Speaker 1: Or that shuts you out out the bottom of.
Speaker 3: The spits you out at the bottom. That's quite intense.
Speaker 3: That's for the big kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is so much fun. The kids will absolutely
Speaker 2: love it. And the vision of you and Tom Wren
Speaker 2: running shirtless through the big wedgie and splashing each other
Speaker 2: in the water, see it into my brain for fraternity.
Speaker 4: Interesting.
Speaker 3: We were very much the oldest there by a long
Speaker 3: long way and a few sort of raised eyebrows in
Speaker 3: terms of some of the other parents who are watching
Speaker 3: two grown men hug each other and run around at
Speaker 3: a kid's water slide holding hands, bud.
Speaker 4: Look, it is what it is. We just created a
Speaker 4: beautiful core memory.
Speaker 1: Listen, love is love, you know, love to do it, mate,
Speaker 1: don't judge it.
Speaker 4: Give the times. It's twenty twenty four Judes, All right,
Speaker 4: who's to go? Yeah, it's a family.
Speaker 1: Bussy's twenty four ten. If you want to go along
Speaker 1: to the Big Wedgie.
Speaker 2: It is getting to the pointing end of the school
Speaker 2: holidays too, where the kids are bored.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're bored.
Speaker 4: They will absolutely love this and I loved it as well.
Speaker 4: Do you know why I did this?
Speaker 3: A few days ago when the third test was on? Yeah,
Speaker 3: so Henry set himself up and he went down. So
Speaker 3: we're down for an hour and he was just on fire.
Speaker 3: He burnt so much energy.
Speaker 4: Do you know what Dad did?
Speaker 3: He sat in the corner under the shade, He watched
Speaker 3: the cricket on KO on his phone and he enjoyed
Speaker 3: a delicious little box of pringles.
Speaker 2: Oh that's magnificent. I love that for you, Thank you
Speaker 2: so much, joy. How did a pringles to? How'd you
Speaker 2: get your big hands in that little can?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: It was an effort. Sometimes you go to tipm out
Speaker 4: straight in your mouth.
Speaker 3: There's no judgment of the big weggie, so it's behind
Speaker 3: that's rights.
Speaker 1: Still we're going back into cases on this day in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, you heard right, Sweaty on this days
Speaker 3: he returns for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: I think, don't start on that toad sweety, don't sweet.
Speaker 3: It really set you up in the Darktory. Oh, let's
Speaker 3: take a little trip down and remembery the lane. Fifteenth
Speaker 3: of January. Let's go back to nineteen thirty six.
Speaker 2: Don't don't do it, don't do what, don't make an
Speaker 2: age joke, don't again set the tone for the.
Speaker 1: Rest of the year.
Speaker 4: Right now, it was thirty six, but today's Jodie's bad.
Speaker 4: Who knows what year you bought?
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone, well I have to scroll down
Speaker 2: quite a bit when I do that thing. What you
Speaker 2: were born, you know, on the est and you've got
Speaker 2: to fill it in.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's ad though, isn't it all right?
Speaker 1: So you could did hany birthday Jody.
Speaker 3: Also on this day, Jody's birthday, nineteen ninety nine, basketball
Speaker 3: superstar Michael Jordan announces his second retirement. He returned in
Speaker 3: two thousand and one with Washington second stints in basketball
Speaker 3: with the Wizards. It wasn't quite as quid as Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't pan out probably the way he would
Speaker 2: have envisaged, because he.
Speaker 3: Was old, Like clearly he was old, but because it
Speaker 3: was in New Kicks, people still expecting him to be
Speaker 3: as good as he.
Speaker 4: Used to be, and for me, tarnished his legacy just
Speaker 4: a little bit.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you trying to sound age just because that's
Speaker 2: how it feels in this Miss Daisy? Really hazy on
Speaker 2: this Dasy.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: On the basebook driving Miss Daisy.
Speaker 3: Two thousand and nine Chesley Sulenburger Lands US Airways Flight
Speaker 3: fifteen forty nine on the Hudson River. All passengers and
Speaker 3: crew members survive and what has become known as the
Speaker 3: Miracle on Hudson.
Speaker 4: That was crazy.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that all unfolding like in actual time
Speaker 2: as it was unfolding.
Speaker 1: No, it was like, oh yeah, it was dramatic.
Speaker 4: Oh so it was like televised around the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous, Like a plane has just crashed into the
Speaker 2: Hudson and then there was live footage of everyone on
Speaker 2: the slides getting off from It's insane.
Speaker 4: That is insane.
Speaker 3: Twenty fifteen TV comedy Shit's Creek, created by and starring
Speaker 3: Eugene Levy, Dan Levy, Catherine O'Hara, and Annie Murphy, premiers
Speaker 3: on CBC in Canada. I'm just trying to think of
Speaker 3: a better series, a better comedic series.
Speaker 2: It's it's up there, David, David, it's no body, it's great.
Speaker 3: No one's are On January fifteenth, Charity's birthday in nineteen
Speaker 3: ninety eight was by my cousin, that is Darren Hayes.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm my cousin from
Speaker 3: Savage Garden, truly madly declarty.
Speaker 4: That's just about it for us.
Speaker 3: But good news, all things coolly are I Glaciers nineties
Speaker 3: are at nought, naughties at nine.
Speaker 4: It's coming up set in the town on we between
Speaker 4: twenty four in the morning. Hasn't it for you? I said, we?
Speaker 4: You just really will you?
Speaker 2: No, it's just been a few words that you've invented it,
Speaker 2: you know, Lucky.
Speaker 1: We all speak hazy around here.
Speaker 3: The name John, Yeah, a funest.
Speaker 4: We did some research. Finest is a word.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's it's yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1: A proper word.
Speaker 4: Abby's on my team for this.
Speaker 1: I'm with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a word.
Speaker 4: It's a word. It's an over word.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's not There are certain words that we
Speaker 6: shouldn't say because it doesn't sound right, but yes, it's
Speaker 6: actually a word.
Speaker 1: Right, it's a very casual word. It's not a proper word.
Speaker 4: What sort of words are you talking about? You can't
Speaker 4: say like moist is always half were talking about a
Speaker 4: welcome back everyone. Anyway, let's get to the most important
Speaker 4: thing today, and that is Jody's birth.
Speaker 1: Oh look, I was hoping to gloss over it. It's
Speaker 1: not true.
Speaker 3: It happens each and every year, and each and every year,
Speaker 3: just get that little bit more bitter. Yeah, twenty twenty
Speaker 3: four is going to be different. Okay, you've just turned
Speaker 3: twenty six. Yeah, and you've got a really bright future.
Speaker 4: Ahead of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's incredible. How I've just turned twenty six. I've
Speaker 2: had four kids, I've had two marriages, a lot, quite
Speaker 2: a long radio I've crammed a lot in for a
Speaker 2: twenty six year old.
Speaker 4: It's amazing. It seems like you started working in radio
Speaker 4: from around about the age of three or four. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I know, just incredible.
Speaker 1: What's even more incredible was the fact that I have
Speaker 1: a twenty three year old daughter. Wow. Wait, do the
Speaker 1: maths on that.
Speaker 4: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: And it's also her birthday today, So happy birthday to.
Speaker 3: Taylor how's that for a dynamic Mum and daughter share
Speaker 3: the same birthday.
Speaker 2: If she had to come out a bit quicker, it
Speaker 2: would have been on the fourteenth, wouldn't it.
Speaker 4: She's right on the edge. So what early early that morning?
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty four hours of labor. Thanks for that.
Speaker 4: Good on your Taylor.