WEBVTT - Our 'Ins' & 'Outs' For 2024 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:04.880 Go get you every morning, every day, every lady Adelaides. 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:11.200 Welcome to the twenty twenty four podcast, the first one 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:11.800 of it's kind. 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:15.080 Now we're going to jump on another social media trend. 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:18.320 So if you're in that blacket where you're like new year, 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:21.520 new me, make some changes in this whole real life 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:23.680 of mine and really go in a different direction. 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:26.320 You would have jumped on board this little social media trend. 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:26.640 Yeah. 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:28.000 Ins and out. 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:30.200 It's basically the stuff you want to hold onto in 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:32.159 twenty twenty four and the stuff it needs to be 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:33.280 kicked to the curb. 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:39.880 Girlfriend, Yeah like negative vibes? Am I right? Twenty twenty four? Jos. 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:42.640 The time of new opportunity. 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:45.400 Isn't it at the turn of every decade? Is it 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:46.200 decade century? 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:46.479 What are it? 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:46.839 Oh? 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:51.400 How old are you? Oh my gosh. 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:53.599 Sorry, the turn of every year? 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.480 Freezer again and bring it back out in another fifty years. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.760 I'm spitting a crime over all. 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:04.680 Anyway, Yes, new opportunities to start again. Hit the refresh 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:07.720 button as you were, And a social media trend is 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:09.319 going around at the moment where you can do just. 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:12.039 That by describing your ins and outs. 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:14.679 This is basically things that are in in your life 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:17.240 and basically things that you would like to get rid 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:19.600 of and reset. For twenty twenty four. 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:20.880 It's good, seems realistic. 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:22.080 Would you like to hear my list? 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:24.479 Yeah, go for it. Set the standard in at. 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:28.160 The moment in the Oddi family is calling people. 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:31.520 Brow from the four year old uputs. 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:33.720 So you'll be like, clean your teeth, harp, and she'll 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:35.040 be like, yeah, settle. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:38.640 Down, broke right over you wait till it graduates to brah. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:42.880 Yeah, when little harb is gonna have a little gold tooth, 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:45.559 maybe a little earing at the top of the ear. Yeah, 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:47.480 a little slip in the eyebrow. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.200 Just playing a little bit of County Bees. 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:55.680 In for twenty twenty four again and I know the 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:58.240 girls will agree with me here, but those bags with 0:01:58.280 --> 0:01:59.760 the branded straps. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:02.000 Not going anywhere, do you know what I mean? 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:05.640 Like a Mimco bag or a country road and they've 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:08.280 got those real thick, heavy straps. They make you at 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:11.120 least seventy eight percent cooler if you're a arm at. 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:13.880 Least Yeah, right, get there, get them on the shoulder. 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:16.880 Also in for twenty twenty fourth, under Birds back to back. 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:20.960 Shut up everyone, I'll see what it's going to be 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:22.960 tough for that eleanor card Well, I'll say that much for. 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:26.280 Free you are across and are you? 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:30.239 And also in I reckon for twenty twenty four, it 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:33.320 is having boundaries and removing toxic people like I genuinely 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:36.080 started this in twenty twenty three and I planned to continue. 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:39.200 It's so good. Oh my gosh, I shut up, shut up, 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:39.880 I'll get rid of. 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:43.200 You in a minute, all the toxicities in this room. 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:46.240 Yeah, exactly, all right, my outs for twenty twenty four. 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:46.840 Do you want to hear them? 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:47.440 Yes? Please? 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:50.720 Crocs with gibblets, spot on. 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:55.320 I'm seeing grown men and fathers of my age with 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:56.040 those giblets. 0:02:56.919 --> 0:03:00.840 Gibts like giblets, but gibbilets, gibbets. 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.120 I don't know anyway. 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:06.160 Crocs is bad enough, but then when you accessorize your crocs, 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:07.480 come on, it's. 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:08.840 Like you've got your crocs and you've gone you know 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.800 what these crocs need? Steroids? Yeah, really, pimp them up. 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:15.200 Oh, this is also out and I saw this a 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:19.000 lot in the holidays. People who listen to their devices 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:23.679 without headphones or FaceTime their partner right, and just we're 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:26.960 top of your lines about the gym Brah, I don't 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:30.040 need to hear your conversation with your wife, thank you 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:30.600 very much. 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:32.480 That's another one. Trolling that's out. 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:34.920 I saw something the other day it said a holes 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.040 are attracted to comments like flies to shite. 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:39.200 Don't be a hater. It's pretty simple, isn't it. 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.560 OK, Just be nice if you are a fly and 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:44.280 you are listening right now though, how delicious is a 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:45.560 fresh little bit of you know what? 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:48.600 We digress. 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.400 Another thing that's out this ye dubbing on Netflix stand 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:53.080 in any other streaming service. You know, when you sit 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:54.360 down to watch your move and you think that looks 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:55.920 quite good, and then they try and match up the 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:59.040 English to the foreign language or work harder guys. 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:01.760 Squid Games did that. 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:03.480 No, I did that, and it was the only one 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:04.680 that I could get through and be like, this is 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:08.200 still good enough, but otherwise it's ridiculous. Yeah, and the 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:09.240 English accident, it's like. 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:10.760 Hey, how are you going? 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:11.520 Ha ha ha. 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:15.520 That's not the five there foot yet. 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.240 My final out for twenty twenty four voicemails don't leave 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:18.560 me one. 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:20.520 I will never listen to it. Never listen to it. 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:22.840 My mum is guilty of it every single time. Hi 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:26.080 Jode just calling to say it's mum and give me 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.160 a call back. I'm like, yes, I saw miss call mum, 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:28.960 So I get it. 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:32.040 I get it. I'm not listening to your voicemails anymore. 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:32.479 Done. 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.240 I see where this is going. Thirteen twenty four to ten. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:36.520 If you've got your ins and outs lists, please feel 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.560 free gift call, get involved. I've got some and it's 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:40.359 a heavy list. It is a heavy list. There's a 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:40.840 couple of. 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:44.720 Genuine life changing perhaps ins and outs. 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:46.359 Oh that's no one expects that from you. 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:50.120 Oh no, they don't. I can think when I want 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:50.760 to sometimes. 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:55.400 Twenty four more think think less symbols in the head 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:56.680 less spacing out. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:00.440 A bit of a social media trend, go going around at 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:03.440 the moment, your inns and your outs for twenty twenty 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:06.599 four would like to focus on what would we like 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:09.280 to discard? You've just heard from me and mine, but 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:11.480 we'd like to hear from you on thirteen twenty fourteen. 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:13.120 What are your ins and outs from this year? 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:16.400 Yeah, it's a good ones which I reckon could genuinely 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.440 reshape my life. Okay, so we start with the inns. 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:20.760 Yeah. In for me, it's just spending more time with 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:23.680 friends and creating core memories that will last the lifetime. Nice, 0:05:24.279 --> 0:05:25.000 I'm just joking. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:29.720 Come on, I hide in social situations, aggressively hide. 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:30.880 I know you do. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:34.440 That's mostly out spending less time with friends and making 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:36.040 sure I don't create core memories. 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:37.200 Yes, exactly right. 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:40.320 So this is one that could sort of reshape the 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:43.880 way I look anyway, thirty nine this year, possibly shaving 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:44.240 the head. 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:46.360 What we're going down that path? Almostory? 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:47.200 Why would you do that? 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.440 It's not getting thicker, I'm give you the ods him, No, 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:50.480 certainly not getting thicker. 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.160 Okay, we'll turn to the left again, like you, I 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:53.720 miss the right. 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:58.720 Sorry, oh yeah, oh yeah, riding up a bit high 0:05:58.760 --> 0:05:59.360 there on the side. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:00.680 Oh a little weird. 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:02.920 Maybe get some advice from the Channel seven here and 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:03.799 makeup departments. 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:07.120 I don't think there are people that look great with 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:09.039 a shaved head. I'm not entirely sure you'd be one 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:09.280 of them. 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:10.440 Oh my wow. 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.720 Okay, being honest and being your friend, I thought you 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:15.680 wanted to create beautiful memories with people like me. 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:16.800 Well this is why I'm not. 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:24.320 I can't catch up with friends and create beautiful core memory. 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:23.760 You're not gonna have any more friends. If you shave your. 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.320 Head lastly in for me. Maybe I'm just gonna say this, 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:27.760 maybe maybe you e sected me. 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.120 Wow, Yeah, that's it. You've done that yet, I'm done. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:34.400 We've had three kids, and that's We've been absolutely blessed 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:37.159 to have three kids. Sonny came along without much fuss 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:37.680 as well. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.160 So it's the little heads up. I thought I was 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:40.840 done after. 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:44.200 Three and then whoop, well there you go. Okay, so 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:48.560 maybe Greg should have had them okay out for me 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:56.080 out aggressively hooped T shirts you host producers. 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:58.040 Zoe had to sit me down late last year and 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.360 have a bit of an intervention and say, listen, I 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:01.760 can't believe she called me champion as well. 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:03.960 Very brave, but it's very appropriate. She said. 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:07.559 These there's ridiculously hooped shirts you got which almost start 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:09.960 outside the collar bones and almost sort of hit the 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:10.760 mid range stern. 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:13.560 Yeah, it's like twenty ten champs. 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:13.520 I know. 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:16.960 And also I'm not entirely sure of your motivation. Is 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:19.680 it like I've got a really nice pectoral area and 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:21.920 I want to show it off, or you just don't 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:24.000 take care of your clothes and they're so old that 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.520 you've stretched them. I'm not sure it's a column a 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:27.200 column Bee. 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:29.000 It might be a bit of both. All right, beautiful little. 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:30.840 Mixture either way, Bye bye, Yes, no. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:32.560 More hoop shirts. So the shirts you're going to see 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:34.520 me now are going to be right up towards my neck. 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:38.240 Turtlenecks. You're start wearing turtlenecks wet next perfect. 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:40.400 Not a v neck though I can be the hot tip. 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:44.760 Less beers, quite seriously, less beers. I'm not quitting beers 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:46.760 is when I have a few less beers on Friday night, 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:48.480 when I have vomones, got a few beers instead of 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:50.360 having six to eight, maybe having three or four. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:52.880 Yeah, we did go through the festive season, and you 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:54.960 promised me before each and every function. 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:57.160 I'm fine, I'm just going to have mid strength. 0:07:57.320 --> 0:08:00.480 It's going to be all okay, next minute, three o'clock 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:02.360 in the morning, where's Andrew. 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:07.520 Listening because he's had seventy mid strength beers. And finally 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:10.480 for me, no more premium premium sunning as well, what do. 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:12.240 You say you want to say that again? 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:16.520 Premium sunning for my parents. You can look that up 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:20.320 in the ad break twenty four to ten. Your ins 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:22.320 and outs list for twenty twenty four, let's go to 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:23.120 Winbow'll get. 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:26.760 Ash Hey, hey, hey, I sh don't you reckon on 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:30.440 Hazes's outlet outlist? It should be like I'm just making 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:32.240 words up on the spot. 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:34.720 Maybe that should be on his what's on yours? 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:37.760 I think you know what it is my out Are 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:39.920 people talking on loud speaker on the bars? 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.600 Thank you? Smart yeap makes yeah. 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:43.000 Pleasen't do it? 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:44.920 Also on my list as well. 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:48.200 We don't want to hear your conversations, and please invest 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:50.880 in a pair of twenty dollars headphones to save us 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:51.640 all our sanity. 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.120 Don't you reckon? Ash? 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:54.400 Yes? Absolutely? 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:55.200 What else? 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:58.760 My yep? 0:08:58.920 --> 0:08:59.160 Yep? 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:01.840 Another hour is toxic people? 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:05.319 Yeah, oh my gosh, no more toxic people? 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:06.480 Thanks, same list, Ashley. 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:09.760 Yeah, it's good and it's good to have boundaries and 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:10.880 cut those people out of your life. 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:11.880 You feel so much better. 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:15.200 Yeah, we're people pleasers, though we are as. 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:18.040 Well shocking people pleases, aren't we. 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:21.800 I'm still saying yes to our solar panels. Three or 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.360 four sets of solar panels now in my garage, and 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:27.079 that roof is completely covered in solar panels. 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:30.760 It's step from Millbank. What's on your ins and outs list? 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:34.680 Hi, so I guess on my inns, I've got confidence 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.400 just being more confident, Yes you should. 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:42.040 And what about your out my out? 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:46.400 I work in medical, so I really want calling it 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:49.679 ins and out to not be to be out. I 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:52.720 want that to be done because in medical that's water 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.079 going in and you'urine people going out. 0:09:58.040 --> 0:09:58.920 That makes sense. 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:02.120 Since Steph, well done. 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:03.280 Good luck with that' stf. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:06.840 Yeah and congratulations. You're on the stand by list to 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:08.120 go and see Taylor Swift in Tokyo. 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:10.040 Now that's a job. 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:13.920 That was a joke. That's a job job, a terrible 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:16.760 job show. It's a pretty long break. 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.559 And what it's done is allowed you to really hunt 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:22.720 and gather the best possible jokes. I haven't been put 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.320 together on this little round planet. 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:28.400 I spent the entire holiday season looking for jokes just 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:29.760 to make you two idiots laugh. 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:30.640 It's what I do. 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:32.480 Did you go in a different direction because you should 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:33.800 have just went straight. 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:35.480 To the queen? And that is news read Abbey of Humor. 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:36.440 Oh yeah, so true. 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:39.640 God I never saw her development last year was extraordinary, 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:39.959 wasn't it. 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:40.720 I believe it. 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:45.040 Started out so poor like below path and then just 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.000 came through with the bank. I think that as the 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:48.840 year went on, the dirtier she got and the better 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:49.439 she got, you. 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:49.760 Know what I mean. 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:51.720 At the start she was playing for like the North 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:53.760 Adelaide Rockets, whatever it is, and then by the end 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:55.880 she was like starting for the La Lakers. 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:57.640 That was her progression. 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.439 That is how I am in life. Really bore and 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:04.120 then pretty strong? Yeah, very nice? All right, who wants 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:04.600 to go first? 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:05.440 Do you know? Well? 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:07.959 You lead us fearlessly most times, so why don't you 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:10.600 lead us in a really positive, funny direction this time? 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:12.280 Okay, I'll tell you a funny thing that happened on 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:15.400 the holidays. I actually brought some shoes. But I didn't 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:19.120 realize this, but I brought them from a drug dealer. Yeah, 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:21.160 I know, it's extraordinary. I don't know what he laced 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:22.520 them with, but I can't stop dripping. 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:33.080 I get it. It's good. That's good. Start. 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:38.160 How do you make your significant other cry during adult cuddles? 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:38.360 Oh? 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:41.040 Boy, I know the reasons I have cried. 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:46.520 Before because the NBA is on in the background. 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:49.720 Or there was an honesty session. I don't know. 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:57.800 Sorry, sorry, okay, let's start again. How do you make 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:08.480 the significant other cry during adult cuddles, how call them? 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:10.920 Okay, I got a joke now, and I've got to 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:12.520 give a big special shout to a good friend of mine, 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:13.280 Robbie Cornthwaite. 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:15.160 Oh yeah, the man knows how to tell jokes. 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:18.240 There's never not enough Robbie in this show. 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:20.199 Not enough for Robbie. I've said that from day and 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:21.040 no one's listening to me. 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:24.160 We're pushing for it half, you know, usually all right, 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:25.880 So you told me this one, he said. 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:28.760 Look, a guy goes home to his wife and he's 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:29.480 a bit of a drinker. 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:31.600 Let's just call for the sake of this joke. Let's 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:36.280 call her car. Let's call this black handle. She says 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.000 to him one night, do you know what? You're drinking 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.120 far too much. Every time you come home, you cover 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:42.160 the vomit. You're not making sense. If you do this 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:45.560 one more time, I'm leaving you. I'm divorcing you. He says, Okay, okay, 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:48.040 Well here's the thing. I've got a thing this Friday 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:50.440 with a few mates. Let me prove to you that 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:52.960 I can do this. So she goes, Okay, this is 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:56.440 your last chance. So he goes to this thing. Surprise, surprise, 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:58.880 gets a little bit carried away one B two B 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:00.920 three be and just goes on our next minute, he's 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:02.239 covered in his own vomit. 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:03.960 Classic Plusic Andrew and. 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.880 He goes, oh, my gosh, I'm going to get divorced. 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:08.520 I've got to go now home now to my wife. 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:10.160 She's going to divorce me. She's going to see the vomit. 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:12.960 She's going to say that's it. Mate comes up and goes, no, no, no, no, no, 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:13.160 go a. 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:13.840 Little trick here. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:16.680 So what you do is you put twenty bucks in 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:19.480 your top pocket and then you tell her that one 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:21.760 of your mates vomited on you while you were putt 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:24.520 him in the car. You're actually being responsible. Yes, it 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:26.720 works all the time. I always do it. My wife 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:28.920 falls every single time. So she goes, great, that's a 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:32.600 good idea, goes home, walks to the door. The wife goes, oh, 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:35.520 here we go. I told you you couldn't do it. Vomit, 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:37.120 You're out. I'm going to divorce you. 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:38.720 No no, no, no, no, no no no no no, it 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:40.080 wasn't me. It was Ringo. 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:40.400 Okay. 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:41.800 I had to put him in the car. He spewed 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:42.320 all over me. 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:44.680 And he goes, look, even put twenty dollars in my 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:46.199 top pocket to pay for dry cleaning. 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:47.200 So she checks. 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:49.760 She looks in and goes, hang on, there's forty bucks 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:51.720 in there. There's two twenties in there. What's going there? 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.800 He says, oh, yeah, that was from my mate who 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:58.080 shat in my pants. 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:05.880 We got there, finally got the dry commaning bill there 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:06.120 for you. 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:09.680 Well, on stage, I'm thinking we get it. Yeah, he's 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:10.280 drugging in. 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:12.280 Yeah, well we got there. On end, it's a. 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:17.160 Married just double checking car and you're finalizing the divorce. 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:19.960 Now, don't check my pants. 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.040 Yeah. 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:22.400 Do you know? 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:25.000 We've put together a little piece because we love Jody's 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:26.600 story so much, we thought, why don't we do a 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:31.040 little birthday edition. Enjoy this Jody, and from our Nova 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:33.120 family and the listener's, happy birthday to you. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:34.400 We love you so dearly. 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:35.520 Oh thank you so much. 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.080 Hey, welcome to another edition of Jody Darry. 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:45.320 It's me Jody, No, just kiddy, just mix it up, jodees. 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:47.200 I'm happy little turn this time. So let's see what 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:50.800 happens today. It's a very famous person's birthday. Someone is 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:54.320 so important, so influential, someone who has completely changed the 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:57.880 industry and to be honest, personally shaped my life. 0:14:58.040 --> 0:14:59.960 That's right. Happy birthday, mister Pitt. 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:10.040 Just kidding, it's jody E his birthday today. Yeah, very 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.880 lucky to work with an absolute radio hero such as yourself, 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:14.520 and each and every day I pray to the radio 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:17.320 gods that you keep on teaching me. I love to 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:19.720 learn from you, like how you've taught us the real 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:22.120 names of some pretty massive celebrities. 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:25.760 He's just he's dropped the E in the weekend, so 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:28.680 now he's just wuble e k nd. 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:31.640 You think he's always been? 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:36.400 Oh your forestars and Daniel have. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:48.280 And my god, oh my god. Two things, it's Zendaya and. 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.680 Also, don't drop they S word on radio radio or 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:56.400 when you've demonstrated your absolute, solid, vast wealth of music knowledge. 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.080 Tony West made a surprise appearance in Rome Has He 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:02.400 joined fellow you West rapper Travis Scott on stage. Travis Scott, 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:04.640 of course from Blink one eight two, the rapper who 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:07.560 obviously changed his name to Yee, was introduced to the 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:09.960 stage by Scott at his Utopia concert. 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:16.240 I think you find the change his name to yay strange. 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:19.080 His name is Kanye, shortened to ya he calls himself 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.360 a yee. And also, did you say Travis Scott from 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:22.120 Blink one eight too? 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:25.160 Wasn't he Travis Scott? 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.880 Are you serious? Would you mix up Travis Scott and 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:28.720 Travis Barker? 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:29.240 Maybe? 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:32.680 Oh my gosh, speak of music knowledge. How good that 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:35.080 you can show the world your talents when we play 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:37.320 songs for song, song song and we don't even get 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:39.160 compared to you. 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:45.240 That makes it one new for me, doesn't it? 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:58.040 We found Larvely, Just try not to roll your ankle again, 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:01.360 your big spud, Joe's what you got? 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:05.840 Yeahs come up whenever from the girl. 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:14.000 For she's falling off her stool. 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:17.879