Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show. Hey, welcome to your Wednesday,
Speaker 1: Whacky Wednesday, if you will, I've got any things to
Speaker 1: discuss right off the top, please. In fact, that Travis
Speaker 1: kel skipped his Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: After party, yeah, Dom Dolla went and Ossie was there.
Speaker 1: His team lost the super Bowl, Yes, is that why
Speaker 1: he skipped the party? Or maybe he was just.
Speaker 2: Hanging with Tay Maybe, but I still think he should
Speaker 2: have showed, even just for twenty minutes, just so that
Speaker 2: there was no story that he didn't appear, because he
Speaker 2: does look to me like a bit of a sore loser.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: The rest of your teammates are there, show up. Brother.
Speaker 1: Having said that, you and I aren't competitive people. If
Speaker 1: you're a competitive person, it's a real big deal when
Speaker 1: you lose something, but you and I are so used
Speaker 1: to losing everything totally, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Totally, it doesn't matter to us.
Speaker 1: Secondly, you've set me a task for the year to
Speaker 1: serve a look once a week and and eat out
Speaker 1: once a for fortnight. And I've just got to see
Speaker 1: where the rules are. Okay, so today I'm not inactive wear,
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure this is serving a look I'm
Speaker 1: wearing a jean, a nice shoe, and a fresh white
Speaker 1: T shirt.
Speaker 2: You are absolutely serving a look, so that counts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a fantastic T shirt. I love the collar. A
Speaker 2: white tea tucked into some denim with a kick is
Speaker 2: a look.
Speaker 1: Okay? Done? Does the eating out once a fortnight? Does
Speaker 1: it count if you're sitting alone at a food court
Speaker 1: eating dumplings that you bought from a stool?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not?
Speaker 1: Okay, al right, I thought I was pushing it there.
Speaker 2: You're pushing it with that a food court. We often
Speaker 2: talk about how grim they are.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was so green.
Speaker 2: Hey, I tell you what's not grim. A brand new
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Speaker 1: Show, I mean gorgeous footage of my Queen and Savior
Speaker 1: reaching into her purse and giving hot cash to the
Speaker 1: Grammys workers the after party.
Speaker 2: I love that it was the after party workers, because
Speaker 2: she would have been feeling so merry and generous.
Speaker 1: You can tell she was both of those things. All
Speaker 1: let's do this, Speke Savors is helping Chrissy with her
Speaker 1: mystical visions.
Speaker 2: Should have gone to Speke Savis.
Speaker 1: Christy, Jerry, Chrissy. Oh, you get sick of people calling
Speaker 1: you Jerry Maguire or saying, hey, where's Tom? Do you
Speaker 1: know what?
Speaker 3: It's usually Jerry Springer. It's never Jerry Spye.
Speaker 1: Oh never Jerry Spies. Have you seen that docco on Netflix?
Speaker 1: The Jerry Springer Docco?
Speaker 3: No, but it is on my list to watch.
Speaker 1: It's good. I mean I watched seven minutes and then
Speaker 1: fell asleep, but I can all seven minutes was amazing.
Speaker 2: You meant to be his biggest fan. You need to
Speaker 2: go back and complete that doco. I do.
Speaker 1: I do love Jerry's bringer. Hey why do I see
Speaker 1: the number ten around you? Jerry?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Am? I a ten out of ten?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: You tell me?
Speaker 3: Probably not a ten?
Speaker 2: But what would what would you rate yourself? Jerry? Let's
Speaker 2: be honest.
Speaker 3: You maybe like an eight.
Speaker 1: I like that. Actually that's a good phone.
Speaker 2: Would you raise yourself? I could not come. I love that.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with this. I'm going to really think about it.
Speaker 1: Jerry. I just wouldn't talk more about the number ten.
Speaker 1: Does ten come up in your life a lot. Just
Speaker 1: think about it, like the house that you grew up in.
Speaker 1: Or did one of your family members come like one
Speaker 1: of ten? I don't know. Just park it with you.
Speaker 1: Why do I see the word Warana around you?
Speaker 4: What is that word?
Speaker 1: Well, it's a suburb on the Sunshine Coast. I believe Warana.
Speaker 2: Do you really like I say it with the anna,
Speaker 2: don't you?
Speaker 1: Why is there a motor home around you, Jerry?
Speaker 3: Oh, we just bought one.
Speaker 2: Well done, That's why finally we've got to here.
Speaker 1: There's an old lady around you who like to wear fur.
Speaker 3: That'd be my mum.
Speaker 2: What kind of fur are we talking? Mystic?
Speaker 1: I just see like a fur stole, like a fur.
Speaker 1: Real fur.
Speaker 3: Should be more synthetic. I love your restraints.
Speaker 1: You're a bit of a collector, Jerry. Or you live
Speaker 1: with a collector?
Speaker 3: No, I fear collectors. Supporting is not for me.
Speaker 1: That's why it's come up.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't get along with the woman I'm currently sitting
Speaker 2: in the studio with.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, love, Love and a locket. There's a locket.
Speaker 3: There's a lot, maybe a Valentine's Day present, who knows?
Speaker 1: Maybe? But inside is a photograph of a chocolate big m.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Chrissy, you literally just hit the nail ahead.
Speaker 3: I'm the biggest chocy milklover. I don't drink coffee. I'm
Speaker 3: chocky milks through and through.
Speaker 1: I think we'll end it there, Ja, I think I'll
Speaker 1: wear ahead.
Speaker 2: Jerry, what are your thoughts on the Cocoa Bella chocolate
Speaker 2: coconut water.
Speaker 3: I'm not a coconut water person that tastes like cornflake milk.
Speaker 3: To me, it's not.
Speaker 1: But can I tell you you rap your laugh and
Speaker 1: give around the Coco Bella chocolate just like dracas and
Speaker 1: your life? Will we've ever changed?
Speaker 2: Hey, Jerry seen it?
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: We are sending you a VIP Specsaviors voucher for one
Speaker 2: pair of glasses or sunglasses and two hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: dollars cash.
Speaker 4: Oh that's amazing.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of chocolate milk. My friend the Crisy
Speaker 2: Swan Show.
Speaker 1: You never thought I'd say this. I agree with Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, this could get controversial depending on what it's on.
Speaker 1: Well, it's about the plastic straws. We talked about it
Speaker 1: last week. We've got some more to say.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one of our callers, in sweeping statements, said
Speaker 2: that we should bring them back. And I know it's
Speaker 2: bad for the environment. We all know that, and they
Speaker 2: get into see life. But we agree, we.
Speaker 1: Agree, and I know that that's terrible. I have listened
Speaker 1: to what the Great Man said about it.
Speaker 5: We're going back to plastic straws. These things don't work.
Speaker 5: I've had them many times, and on occasion they break,
Speaker 5: they explode if something's hot. They don't last very long,
Speaker 5: like a matter of minutes, sometimes a matter of seconds.
Speaker 5: It's a ridiculous situation. So we're going back to plastic straws.
Speaker 5: I think it's okay.
Speaker 1: I think it's okay.
Speaker 2: He even questions himself at the end.
Speaker 1: There there's a couple of things that I do want
Speaker 1: to question. And what he said, what is a paper
Speaker 1: store ever exploded? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 2: No, never, it's never exploded. It goes limp, it.
Speaker 1: Goes limp and it sticks together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's never exploded.
Speaker 1: And also, who's drinking a hot drink through a straw?
Speaker 2: No one, no one. It's for a straw is used
Speaker 2: for a niced latte or a smoothie, or a post mix,
Speaker 2: a soft drink, not a hot drink.
Speaker 1: And I did a little bit of research into why
Speaker 1: were they? Why were they banned? Like what happened that
Speaker 1: the plastic straw was isolated as the villain? When I
Speaker 1: see plastic cups all the.
Speaker 2: Time, like great question Swine.
Speaker 1: With like smoothies in it or Frappe's for.
Speaker 2: Example, my iced long black sye having a plastic cup
Speaker 2: with that big dome.
Speaker 1: The big dome is plastic.
Speaker 2: Even the post mixed drinks we buy the lead is plastic. Still,
Speaker 2: yet we get stuck with an awful paper straw, Like
Speaker 2: why was the paper the plastic straw the first to
Speaker 2: be villainized?
Speaker 1: I agree? And also like even the supermarket when you
Speaker 1: buy your cordial, it's in plastic. I just don't understand
Speaker 1: why the plastic straw was the first one to get
Speaker 1: the bullet and the only one. Really, Then it seems
Speaker 1: like that the most useful practical things have been outlawed
Speaker 1: and replaced by paper alternatives that do not work and
Speaker 1: cause us massive issues. And I'm looking at you shopping bags. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can I tell you the amount of times that my
Speaker 1: shopping has fallen out of the bottom of a paper bag?
Speaker 1: I would have a dollar if I if someone paid
Speaker 1: me every time, I'm going to have other million dollars
Speaker 1: if someone paid me a dollar every time it happened.
Speaker 1: It's stupid.
Speaker 2: We don't remember to always bring a bag that's re
Speaker 2: usable from home or a tope.
Speaker 1: Generally I do, but sometimes I don't. And you know
Speaker 1: that's just annoying. It's a terrible alternative.
Speaker 2: And we're not complete, Like we love the environment. And
Speaker 2: I know apparently swanny straws take at least two hundred
Speaker 2: years to decompose. But and there's a really start here
Speaker 2: that around the world, the equivalent of one garbage track
Speaker 2: of plastic enters the ocean every minute. That's awful, right bad.
Speaker 2: But let me tell you some other sauces in that
Speaker 2: garbage truck of plastic. We're talking plastic bags. We're talking toothbrushes. Yes,
Speaker 2: let's let's get let's give it kids timber wooden toothbrushes
Speaker 2: before we outlaw the plastic straw.
Speaker 1: That is a really good idea because they work. They
Speaker 1: work the same as the plastic corsion.
Speaker 2: Or put them onto an electric toothbrush and it will
Speaker 2: last them a long time.
Speaker 1: Do you use an electric toothpa.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I've had.
Speaker 1: Them and then I just never remember to charge them
Speaker 1: and then they get khaki underneath.
Speaker 2: You remember to charge something else. I reckon you can
Speaker 2: remember charge out to toothbrush, plastic bottles, food packaging. There
Speaker 2: is so much more that needs to go first. I
Speaker 2: agree anyway, Sliding drug dms at The Christy Swanshow. If
Speaker 2: you've got any feedback on that segment, because we can
Speaker 2: read that out in Chrissy's corresponding, we'd love to hey next.
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Speaker 7: So we're playing laptop lottery. Firstly, we have Shelley, our
Speaker 7: carryover champ from yesterday. Jack is playing on behalf of Shelley.
Speaker 2: Hello, Shelly. Hello, Shelley wasn't quite the champion, she was
Speaker 2: the loser.
Speaker 7: No, that's correct, she wasn't. She was a carryover loser carry.
Speaker 1: Because was I playing harder? I can't remember. But good
Speaker 1: on you, Shelley, good luck all right.
Speaker 7: And our second player is Casey. Christy is playing on
Speaker 7: behalf of Casey from South Australia.
Speaker 1: Hu, Hi, case how are you feeling? Are you confident
Speaker 1: that I'm going to win you this laptop?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I've got your back all the way.
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Speaker 2: Good Yes, and Shelley, what do you need it for
Speaker 2: to find your local bottle shop or Netflix?
Speaker 3: I will if Christy I don't win today.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 8: I did have a laptop and my daughter broke hers. Yeah,
Speaker 8: so she has taken mine and now I don't have one.
Speaker 2: Alrighty, all right, let's get into it.
Speaker 7: Question number one, what is the smallest bone in the
Speaker 7: human body?
Speaker 1: It is the staphone.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say, Chrissy, because she got in first with
Speaker 7: her voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I said it is the States and you
Speaker 1: just went STAPs.
Speaker 2: Yes, So I still gave the answer, but I.
Speaker 1: Said that I was saying the answer when you said it.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
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Speaker 2: All right?
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Speaker 2: This is fun, all right, We're ready to go.
Speaker 7: Question number three for the win.
Speaker 2: S worry about us?
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Speaker 2: Nike?
Speaker 7: Jack, you are the winner for Shelley who.
Speaker 2: Sorry, brand new laptop shell?
Speaker 3: Oh thank you all right.
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Speaker 1: Where is Where is the Love? And also where is Christy?
Speaker 1: And Jack? With busy looking at Drake's receipt you're listen
Speaker 1: to the grizzies. Let's do this Chrissy's clique. I just
Speaker 1: want to talk about Pete Davidson. He is finally finally
Speaker 1: showing the sight of him that I always knew was
Speaker 1: there the hot side.
Speaker 2: So before this you were what were they calling.
Speaker 1: Him rodentyfriend boyfriend? He was one of the league of
Speaker 1: rodent boyfriends. I do believe the original one is that
Speaker 1: guy from the.
Speaker 2: Bear, Jeremy Allen White.
Speaker 1: Jeremy Allen White is the original rodent boyfriend. It was
Speaker 1: a look that went through. Yeah, what went through was
Speaker 1: all last year and Timothy Chalomaye also rodent. You get
Speaker 1: the vibe. I never actually thought that Pete Davidson should
Speaker 1: have been on that list.
Speaker 2: I do. I think he's more so a hot rodent
Speaker 2: boyfriend than Jeremy Allen White. Do you know why? Because
Speaker 2: he's skinny and rodent, like, like, Jeremy Allen White's gonna
Speaker 2: be a bit stock here and toned compared to.
Speaker 1: Pete davids So you're doing the body no and vibe. No,
Speaker 1: I think it's a purely face.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think it's your Jeremy Allan.
Speaker 1: White looks like he could enjoy a cruciferous vegetable and
Speaker 1: live in a hutch, don't you think where Peter Davidson
Speaker 1: doesn't ah like a hamster?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Anyway, he has. Some photographs have been released of him
Speaker 1: in a new ad campaign. I've been so distracted by
Speaker 1: the photographs that I don't even know what he's advertising.
Speaker 2: It's for Reformation, it's their Valentine's Day campaign.
Speaker 1: What is Reformation?
Speaker 2: It is a fashion brand ah over in the States.
Speaker 1: Oh so okay, let me Obviously radio is not visual,
Speaker 1: but let me just let me just talk you through this.
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson with no tattoos. We spoke about him recently
Speaker 1: getting his two hundred tattoos removed and he said it
Speaker 1: hurts like hell. There is no way he's had all
Speaker 1: those removed.
Speaker 2: No, that takes like four years of.
Speaker 1: Lasers exactly, and you can still see it. Come on,
Speaker 1: you can't see any tattoos, and that's makeup.
Speaker 2: I think I think you're correct. Also, being at the gym.
Speaker 1: He is looking very well, and I think he may
Speaker 1: be clean and sober.
Speaker 2: Do you I think so. I think he would be
Speaker 2: because he seems like I've seen a lot of press
Speaker 2: he's been doing in interviews, and after this most recent
Speaker 2: rehab stint, he seems really good and sort of clear
Speaker 2: of mind.
Speaker 1: He's reclining on a like a tobacco colored carpet in
Speaker 1: the most gorgeous pair of pants, a cream pair of pants.
Speaker 1: I'm sure people most people aren't looking at the pants
Speaker 1: at the trouser. No, it's a great pair of trouser.
Speaker 2: He's almost in this most recent shoot, he's almost on
Speaker 2: par with Jacob Alordie for me. Now, wow, yeah, like
Speaker 2: this is how good he's looking. I wish Kim would
Speaker 2: get back with him. I loved them as a couple.
Speaker 2: I did too, with something different.
Speaker 1: Sadly, you know that those tattoos have gone. Remember he
Speaker 1: got tattoos of her kids' names. They've gone. One little
Speaker 1: question for you I have asked last week have you
Speaker 1: seen his film with the kids Staaten Island? You must?
Speaker 1: Can I set it as a house as homework this
Speaker 1: weekend or are you too busy? Ye?
Speaker 2: No, this this weekend. I can do it. I've actually
Speaker 2: I'm having a chill night in Saturday night, so I
Speaker 2: can do it.
Speaker 1: You're not shadowing every plan that Drake ever had.
Speaker 2: And he's out of my city by then. I am
Speaker 2: going to Charlie XCX on Friday night, which I'm quite exciting.
Speaker 1: That will be amazing.
Speaker 2: Saturday night, I'm having a night in so i'll watch it.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Drake, Yes, it's still in our country.
Speaker 2: Isn't he sure is? His third show is happening in
Speaker 2: Melbourne tonight.
Speaker 1: He's given great Like you know, he's given great receipts
Speaker 1: in that he's eaten at all the good places he has.
Speaker 1: Are you feeling a bit cheated because he's gone to
Speaker 1: everywhere that you like?
Speaker 2: No, No, I feel Do you know how happy I
Speaker 2: feel about this oneing? I love? Obviously we're full disclosure.
Speaker 2: We're broadcasting from Melbourne. He has been to all of
Speaker 2: my favorite places in Melbourne, including Electric. Now since we
Speaker 2: last spoke, it's bizarre Nandos Street.
Speaker 1: So your your kind of social calendar involves Mason Batad yep,
Speaker 1: no boo Electric at any opportunity, any and as a
Speaker 1: sort of a remedy to all of those shenanigans, you
Speaker 1: are often at Nando's getting the I love Nando's.
Speaker 2: The chicken wrapt lemon herd chicken rapp at Nando's is
Speaker 2: my vibe.
Speaker 1: I do think I've ever had Nandos? Have I had Nandos?
Speaker 2: No, you said this last year, and we got it
Speaker 2: for you. I swear, I swear we made we made Reber.
Speaker 1: The chips were good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But I love that an artist has come to
Speaker 2: this country and embraced the cities. Like when he was
Speaker 2: in Perth, he was going out in Melbourne he's gone everywhere.
Speaker 2: I'm sure when he goes to Sydney and Brisbane he'll
Speaker 2: do the same. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: It is fantastic, and we feel a big connection to him. Now.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at a receipt at Nando's for two thousand,
Speaker 1: six hundred and fifty one dollars and seventy five cents.
Speaker 1: I mean, majority of that was the spicy chicken, the
Speaker 1: whole hot.
Speaker 2: Chicken, fifteen extra hot whole chickens. Oh, he's a healthy boy, though.
Speaker 2: Thirty garden salad swani.
Speaker 1: That's a waste. Anybody knows that you could go to
Speaker 1: the supermarket.
Speaker 2: Okay mom, get whole.
Speaker 1: Leases and just chop them up. Surely there's somebody in
Speaker 1: that entourage. What does that adourage do apart from eat
Speaker 1: food paid for by Drake?
Speaker 2: They just stand around him. I think they're just hype girls.
Speaker 2: I saw a really funny TikTok whilst Kendrick Lamar was
Speaker 2: performing at the Super Bowl. They were at Crown in
Speaker 2: Melbourne and they're all just sitting in this room looking depressed,
Speaker 2: watching Kendrick, looking at each other and looking.
Speaker 1: Back yeah, and listening to the distrack.
Speaker 2: The dis YESI this track. Before we leave this segment, though,
Speaker 2: I need to lift the curtain on an email I
Speaker 2: received from the Coco Bella publicity team.
Speaker 1: Yes, because I was going to get there. Drake has
Speaker 1: fallen in love with chocolate Coco Bella water, which is
Speaker 1: another one of your.
Speaker 2: Things, my favorite.
Speaker 1: He's obsessed with you.
Speaker 2: How good is this?
Speaker 1: He is?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm the human this public says.
Speaker 4: Hey.
Speaker 2: Jack heard the mention of Drake's love of Coco Bela
Speaker 2: last week and wanted to give you the inside word
Speaker 2: that he has now officially made Cocoa Bella chocolate coconut
Speaker 2: water part of his backstage rider for the remainder of
Speaker 2: his Aussie tour. He will be downing up to seventy
Speaker 2: two liters per city.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I reckon I could give him a
Speaker 1: run for his money on that.
Speaker 2: One would chill for the one who's offered to send
Speaker 2: some in for us. So I'm going to test you
Speaker 2: to that. The answer is yes, Please tune in tomorrow. Hi.
Speaker 1: I'm here, Hi, and so is Jack. How are you going?
Speaker 1: Are you enjoying yourself today? I survived my public speaking
Speaker 1: for a yes.
Speaker 2: Because you ran from the show yesterday to speak at
Speaker 2: a radio conference. You are very open and honest about
Speaker 2: being a little bit nervous about it, which surprises a
Speaker 2: lot of people.
Speaker 1: It does, but I can explain it to you in
Speaker 1: the easiest way. Yes, there are many people listening to
Speaker 1: me right now, but I can't see them. All I
Speaker 1: can see is you, hey. And that's exactly so. In
Speaker 1: a room full of thousands of people or whatever, I
Speaker 1: do lose my mind a little bit.
Speaker 2: I'm completely the same. I get more nervous mc in
Speaker 2: the mate's wedding than I do doing a national radio show.
Speaker 1: Isn't that funny? So the great thing about yesterday was
Speaker 1: I couldn't see anyone. The lights were such that I
Speaker 1: was there and I knew that they were there, but
Speaker 1: I could not see anybody. It was dark from before
Speaker 1: the first row.
Speaker 2: Brilliant.
Speaker 1: It was amazing.
Speaker 2: Were there any curly questions or anything that caught you
Speaker 2: off guard?
Speaker 1: No? No, I mean I was insane as per But
Speaker 1: you know, I think my employer understands that what they
Speaker 1: were getting into. But I survived it, so I'm proud
Speaker 1: of myself.
Speaker 2: Well done, Swanne. You should be hey before four o'clock.
Speaker 2: You're introducing me to something that I'm not across host.
Speaker 1: Core hosting corps.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll talk about that before fore. But next Christy's Quezy, The.
Speaker 8: Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Let's give away bumbard Chrissy's Quizzy. Hey, Petra, big week
Speaker 1: at your place, especially for your girl.
Speaker 3: Hey, how you going good?
Speaker 1: What's happening there?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 1: What's happening with your daughter?
Speaker 4: She's just home from prep for the day for the
Speaker 4: first month.
Speaker 1: But how's she going? How's she going with the new
Speaker 1: grown up responsibilities of being a schoolgirl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's enjoying it.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 1: I bet you she's tired. God, they get so tired.
Speaker 2: Do you still get that date? Like I remember the
Speaker 2: first is it term of preper you get like a
Speaker 2: Wednesday off you get Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: Today, that's today.
Speaker 1: I think we should bring that in today. We should
Speaker 1: bring that in, Petra. What do you think everyone?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it's a little.
Speaker 1: Rest to Rooney, Hello, Jule, Hello, you're doing a school pickup,
Speaker 1: right back into it, right back into it.
Speaker 8: Literally finished work at.
Speaker 1: School, don't you find I mean, you know, we did
Speaker 1: it every day last year, and then you have a
Speaker 1: holiday and then you forget how to do it again?
Speaker 4: Oh, I know, routine, routine.
Speaker 8: It went well, but it was nice thing at home.
Speaker 1: I know routine does work well until it doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, ladies, your names are your buzzers. It's the
Speaker 1: best of five men in the first person to get
Speaker 1: three answers creep wins, the game gets the bump bag.
Speaker 1: And look, Jack's been very generous recently and he's been
Speaker 1: giving away things. I don't know why, what's going on
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm I said, twenty twenty five is my year.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling happy and loving life. Don't try and I
Speaker 2: know what you're trying to do here?
Speaker 1: What's something? Question number one, which Australians soccer star has
Speaker 1: been found not guilty of racially aggravated Yes, Jules.
Speaker 4: The Matilda star metha.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sam Kirk exactly. Question number two. That was an
Speaker 1: unusual case, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: It was? It was the footage was interesting. Luckily we're
Speaker 2: not on a current affair and we don't need to
Speaker 2: date dive into it.
Speaker 1: No, were you just talking about what is the word
Speaker 1: starting with bee to describe the process of smoothing or
Speaker 1: shining a surface? Petra Yes, Petra, buffing, it is buffing.
Speaker 2: These gals are good. Question number three.
Speaker 1: Eighteen years ago today, Beyonce and Shakira released this song. Yes, jute,
Speaker 1: it is beautiful line.
Speaker 2: I just enjoy a bit of it. Beautiful.
Speaker 1: We know this song, don't you.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Quite often when I don't immediately recognize a song, I
Speaker 1: look back at what year it was released, and that
Speaker 1: explains everything to me. What year was it?
Speaker 2: It was two thousand and three, you were in Big Brother?
Speaker 1: Maybe it was isn't that old?
Speaker 2: Eighteen years ago?
Speaker 1: Eighteen years ago?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, what was it tom two thousand and six?
Speaker 2: Oh? Were you depressed on the Sunshine Coast? Yes? I
Speaker 2: was cool, Yes already. Two points to Julie and one
Speaker 2: point to Petra. Question number four.
Speaker 1: Which Greek island has been hit with earthquakes? Yes, Jewelsini,
Speaker 1: it is Santurini. Jewels, you are an absolute viper on that,
Speaker 1: on that quizzy, You've got yourself the bum bag.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to give both Jewels and Petra Baker's
Speaker 2: Delight vouchers because they both have kids in school, and
Speaker 2: I feel like that will help them with school lunches.
Speaker 1: It's thank you will. Nothing helps more nothing Good Good
Speaker 1: on your Geels the Crissy Swan Show. I love that
Speaker 1: song in my top twenty of all time.
Speaker 2: I reckon we say every time how much we love
Speaker 2: the script. I would love to play more of the
Speaker 2: script in his show.
Speaker 1: Why don't we do an entire break just dedicated to
Speaker 1: our family songs? I think it's time. I think I
Speaker 1: think it's time to time. In the credit page.
Speaker 2: On Wednesday, the twelfth of February, it feels like time
Speaker 2: to give the script they love.
Speaker 1: The time is right to honor the script. You're listening
Speaker 1: to the Christy Swan Show on over I want to
Speaker 1: talk about hosting Core.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not across this, okay.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that I know something in the in
Speaker 1: the in the lexicon, in the parlance of our times,
Speaker 1: in the zeitgeist, that you do not know.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know everything.
Speaker 1: Correction, I used to know. I used to know everything.
Speaker 1: I haven't even been to Mason Batad I know. And
Speaker 1: you what, you don't think that I would have been
Speaker 1: there on opening nights, shucking those oysters back and ordering
Speaker 1: the steak with the three different sources. Yes, I would have,
Speaker 1: once upon a time, in another lifetime.
Speaker 2: What happened to you, What happened anyway, happened hosting core.
Speaker 1: Hosting core. It's actually what happened to me and hosting
Speaker 1: core are strangely related. So hosting core is a trend
Speaker 1: for twenty twenty five. Okay, and weirdly, I was doing
Speaker 1: it before I knew that there was a name for it.
Speaker 1: Do you know when that you know? That happens occasionally?
Speaker 1: So have you noticed that I am? I have been
Speaker 1: enjoying even as far back as my fiftieth birthday party
Speaker 1: and previously. I love to put together beautiful events for
Speaker 1: people I love at home. You do, and that includes
Speaker 1: choosing the cutlery and the table runner and the like,
Speaker 1: the serviettes and all of that tablecloths, the flowers, everything.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: The attention to detail that you put in is second
Speaker 2: to none.
Speaker 1: Well, I've gone next level. I now have a cabinet
Speaker 1: in that room off the kitchen, that the photoshoot room,
Speaker 1: the photoshoot room, the storage room, the whiteboard room where
Speaker 1: Leo alleges that he's studies all of that. So I've
Speaker 1: got this long band of cupboards, and in those cupboards
Speaker 1: is all my hosting stuff, according to theme and you
Speaker 1: know category.
Speaker 2: Okay, So for example, your fiftieth last year, Yes, the
Speaker 2: theme was yellow.
Speaker 1: The theme was yellow. But you may also remember I
Speaker 1: used a vintage Villeroy and b Acapulco print dinner set
Speaker 1: that I got very very cheaply and didn't realize it
Speaker 1: was so valuable. I just like the way it looked,
Speaker 1: but we ate off that, and that's sort of what
Speaker 1: kicked me off.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: Since then, I've had a lady's luncheon with like little
Speaker 1: crystal cut from Kmart. But you can get away with
Speaker 1: so much little crystal cut vasas with different sort of
Speaker 1: wild flowers that you go and get like at the
Speaker 1: end of the florist day, so that don't cost anything.
Speaker 1: What is it called fabric napkins? By the way, thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four? Ten, Am I talking your language here, because
Speaker 1: it's a very special desire and gift to set a
Speaker 1: table in a theme.
Speaker 2: So you try to tell me your Australia's Martha Stewart.
Speaker 1: Correct, got it? Then Leo I threw a Middle Eastern
Speaker 1: party for him through sixteenth Yes.
Speaker 2: With that beautiful food you hear, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, it was amazing. But the table decorations I
Speaker 1: bought like really like twenty five dollars runners carpet runners, doubt,
Speaker 1: and they were the centerpiece of each table.
Speaker 2: I love a runner. It's really elegant and sophisticated.
Speaker 1: On a table, like amazing. And then I had or
Speaker 1: I had fresh lemons and little pots of rosemary that
Speaker 1: I cut from my garden, like I've gone next level.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago, I did a Greek feast
Speaker 1: and instead of just going, oh, here you go, here's
Speaker 1: like he's here's the wraps, I had blue and white.
Speaker 1: I got little blue and white enamel bowls from Kmar. Okay,
Speaker 1: like I am next level.
Speaker 2: Now wonder you had to get a skip and declutter
Speaker 2: your house because you've now got to fill it with
Speaker 2: all this other shit.
Speaker 1: No, but everything is going to be reused. Everything's being reused.
Speaker 1: I've reused things on several occasions. It gives me so
Speaker 1: much joy hosts hosting core. It also means that you've
Speaker 1: got drinks and snacks at the ready whenever anyone comes over.
Speaker 1: You are the ultimate host. And the key thing about
Speaker 1: that is you don't have to leave the house. I
Speaker 1: was going to say, thirteen twenty four to ten, are
Speaker 1: you into hosting Core. Is this your love language?
Speaker 2: Let me know it's also cost efficient? Right?
Speaker 1: Yes? The Chrissy Swan Show. And if you're free on Saturday,
Speaker 1: why don't you come over. I'm doing an American themed night.
Speaker 2: You actually this Saturday?
Speaker 1: You should when I think about it. No Peg has
Speaker 1: asked for a Yankee themed kind of birthday because she
Speaker 1: loves all of that stuff. We should want to reajact chears.
Speaker 2: You know, we should do it and bring back do
Speaker 2: like heaps of plastic straws.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure. Off the back of Trump's executive order.
Speaker 1: A great thing about hosting Core. It is a trend
Speaker 1: for twenty twenty five. You know I'm going to say
Speaker 1: I said it. I said the trend. And it's all
Speaker 1: about theme functions for your friends. It's about being a
Speaker 1: lovely place for your friends to come over to.
Speaker 2: It's about not having to pay for dinners at restaurants
Speaker 2: and leaching off your friends.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 2: I know I'm here for that.
Speaker 1: I'm happy for that.
Speaker 2: Sign me up, Steph.
Speaker 1: Are you all about hosting Core?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 4: Christy and Jack? First of all, I love you guys,
Speaker 4: like this is my absolute love language. But we're talking
Speaker 4: about corp at like the finest. I'm someone who loves
Speaker 4: having their friends and family over treading that arm beyond,
Speaker 4: you know, creating that kind of atmosphere that you just
Speaker 4: can't get at a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Did you know, Steph, that it had a name that
Speaker 1: it was hosting Core.
Speaker 4: I feel like I was coasting something but no, And
Speaker 4: I kind of feel like it's now like a secret
Speaker 4: language that like you know, we're all in like I can't.
Speaker 1: And how exciting is it? Like we were just talking
Speaker 1: then about sort of an American themed So now what happens? Jack?
Speaker 1: And you will understand this, Steff, because you are also
Speaker 1: a hosting Cora. Now that that's been mentioned, it must happen.
Speaker 1: And it's parked in my brain. So wherever I am online,
Speaker 1: shoving or whatever, walking past two dollars shop, if I
Speaker 1: see something that.
Speaker 2: Would look good for the American theme.
Speaker 1: For the American theme, I'll get it.
Speaker 2: I love this now, Yeah, Steph, give us one like
Speaker 2: detail that you really put into your dinners or events,
Speaker 2: like give us like a I don't know, is it
Speaker 2: a type of place matter or a candle? What do
Speaker 2: you do? That's very you?
Speaker 4: So for me, I'm known for my layering of candles
Speaker 4: in the same perpiece, similar to what Chrissy was saying
Speaker 4: about the table runner. I'm known for like layering different
Speaker 4: kind of candles but not having your typical candle kind
Speaker 4: of sense. I'm known for like literally, if say I
Speaker 4: was doing an American thing in a party, creating, like
Speaker 4: selecting a candle that's specific to like an American maybe
Speaker 4: like oak wood or something that reminds like a guest
Speaker 4: of Yellowstone Park, layering it in the most exquizard.
Speaker 2: Way like I am.
Speaker 4: I'm not being you know, up myself, but I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1: Isn't it great when you find like clearance candlesticks for
Speaker 1: one dollar ninety nine was thirty dollars and then you
Speaker 1: have them all in the different heights and textures.
Speaker 4: And like, honestly, I hear discount shops anything that like that,
Speaker 4: like risting.
Speaker 1: It Victoria's basement. O.
Speaker 2: God, I think a keyboard would be proud of you stuff.
Speaker 2: And also I'm going to send you a soda stream
Speaker 2: for your home and your events.
Speaker 4: Oh my goshure wow, thank you guys.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 1: Then you can make a signature drink, yes, steph hockey
Speaker 1: tea cocky teas let's go to Victorious oneing. Hello, how
Speaker 1: are you am? I coming over to your place for
Speaker 1: an English afternoon tea.
Speaker 8: Mom, Oh, you're more than welcome.
Speaker 1: There's lots of teered like presentation things, aren't there, Like
Speaker 1: little sandwiches and then little petty fours and then cupcakes.
Speaker 1: You've got a lot of them, haven't you.
Speaker 8: Vic Oh, it's absolutely great because like an alph in Wonderland,
Speaker 8: like mad Heather Vibe. So everyone's got their own little
Speaker 8: teacups and sauces. Like I got to the op shop
Speaker 8: and I find these really cool sauces and teacups and teapots.
Speaker 8: It's a whole heap of fine.
Speaker 3: It's really good, so fun.
Speaker 1: And then and then once you've finished using them on
Speaker 1: that occasion, you don't throw it away because you can
Speaker 1: use the teacups in another month as vases or you know,
Speaker 1: as somewhere to put the rolled butter.
Speaker 8: Yeah that's a good idea. But I just love them
Speaker 8: because I keep them because that's so original. And sometimes
Speaker 8: if I'm feeling gen I guess to actually take their
Speaker 8: home there pup, which is really cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm mad for giving people a gift as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Victoria's rich aside a stream for you, Victoria.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy's One Show, first Chrissy's Cliques, the White Lotus.
Speaker 1: Finally we get to see it just Monday. Monday.
Speaker 2: I am so excited.
Speaker 1: I've actually watched the first two of these. I can't
Speaker 1: believe it in their entirety.
Speaker 2: It is so impressive from you.
Speaker 1: Very rare for me to say that, very rare.
Speaker 2: Did you love them both?
Speaker 1: I love them both good. I love them both for
Speaker 1: different reasons. I'm sad that Jennifer Coolidge is not going
Speaker 1: to be in this season.
Speaker 2: So am I because she really adds something. But I
Speaker 2: have such faith in the production team of this show
Speaker 2: that I don't think we'll miss sir. They're so good
Speaker 2: at making you fall in love with characters.
Speaker 1: And if you haven't seen White Lotus and you don't
Speaker 1: know what it's about, it's essentially if you like the premise,
Speaker 1: they just move that premise to different locations, so it's
Speaker 1: just what happens in a hotel slash resort. So really,
Speaker 1: if they can do ten thousand series, yeah, I know
Speaker 1: you know. The first one was in Hawaii? Is that right? Yes,
Speaker 1: someone was in Hawaii. The second one was in Italy, Italy,
Speaker 1: and this one is in Thailand, correct, So really, I
Speaker 1: mean the world is their oyster in terms of locations.
Speaker 1: Patrick Schwarzenegger stars in the series, and of course very
Speaker 1: famous surname the son of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and and Arnold's
Speaker 1: scene it given him the seal of approval, given the
Speaker 1: entire season, the seal of approval, and especially the nude scene.
Speaker 1: He says, I'm not very good at an impersonation. Just try,
Speaker 1: oh no.
Speaker 2: Just try? Please for me? What a shall keep going?
Speaker 1: I could claim to be surprised to find out he
Speaker 1: has a nude scene, but what can I say?
Speaker 2: Keep going?
Speaker 1: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Get in
Speaker 1: the chopper.
Speaker 2: That was probably the worst impersonation I've ever heard you do,
Speaker 2: and I hope that gets picked up nationally.
Speaker 1: What he's talking about is Annold Schwarzenek actually took his
Speaker 1: gear off for a photo shoot and then insisted that
Speaker 1: it be the backdrop. In an interview with Oprah, loved it.
Speaker 1: He said, why would I hide this. I'm a magnificent sculpture.
Speaker 1: I'm a work of art.
Speaker 2: I love that level of confidence, and I'm glad to
Speaker 2: see Patrick. I didn't know Patrick was an actor?
Speaker 1: Is that I didn't know? I didn't know either.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's Bean.
Speaker 1: His mum's one of the Kennedys, the President. What were
Speaker 1: you just saying, you were just going to give a
Speaker 1: little pill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on binge from this coming Monday, season three
Speaker 2: of the White Works.
Speaker 1: Fantastic.
Speaker 2: You got to watch it.
Speaker 1: Speaking of stuff to watch, everyone's talking about the new
Speaker 1: Bridget Jones film. Everybody. I've only seen the trailer and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, as if a woman
Speaker 1: of that age is going to be able to scooch
Speaker 1: around with her anyway bias.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit.
Speaker 1: People are saying it is the best film of all time.
Speaker 2: You've seen wonni. I saw it last night. I went
Speaker 2: to a special premiere screening. It was nine out of ten,
Speaker 2: like it was fantastic.
Speaker 1: Does that surprise you?
Speaker 2: It does because often, like you know, the original Bridget
Speaker 2: Jones was released in what oh two and No.
Speaker 6: Three earlier, I don't know, decades ago anyway, it was
Speaker 6: so long ago. I was like, how are they going
Speaker 6: to uphold the sort of comedic value and the inappropriateness
Speaker 6: while still mixing it with the joyous, warm moments.
Speaker 2: They did a brilliant job. Renee's incredible. Hugh Grant is
Speaker 2: even funnier. Leo Woodle is fantastic, speaking of White Loaders
Speaker 2: when we first met him in The White Loaders. Yes,
Speaker 2: he plays her hot young love interest. It's so good.
Speaker 2: Go and see it.
Speaker 1: And people say you laugh, you cry, which I love
Speaker 1: in a film.
Speaker 2: Oh I cried three times but then laughed like thirty times.
Speaker 1: Are you ever menopausal?
Speaker 2: I think I must speak because it's so off rand
Speaker 2: for me to cry in a public space.
Speaker 1: It is Colin Firth. I don't want to give away
Speaker 1: too much. Maybe I won't even talk about Colin Firth
Speaker 1: is in it. So if you're a fan or is
Speaker 1: he If you are a fan of The Thinking Woman's Crumpet,
Speaker 1: then do not miss this film. I might take my
Speaker 1: daughter to seat for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: Heg would love it. It hits cinemas tomorrow, so a
Speaker 2: perfect Valentine's date option perfect have a beautiful night's one,
Speaker 2: you reculate him and joeler up next.
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