Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren start your morning the right away.
Speaker 3: Be great.
Speaker 1: This is Jason Lauren Men one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody. Welcome to your.
Speaker 4: Wednesday morning, Melbourne. Welcome to your cool change. I'm great.
Speaker 4: How are you going?
Speaker 1: Excellent?
Speaker 3: What's a bit warm in here?
Speaker 4: Don't you dare?
Speaker 5: It's because the little boy had to run. Jace walked
Speaker 5: in the door literally as the opener was playing.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about. Well done, I
Speaker 3: don't know what you do.
Speaker 1: We have the video footage, please.
Speaker 5: I saw him walking through the office and he was
Speaker 5: at a very leisurely placed. I was like, I think
Speaker 5: big boy needs to pick up his pace.
Speaker 3: I was like, Clint wouldn't have done his news yet.
Speaker 3: And then I looked in and I'm like, Clint's in
Speaker 3: the studio. That's not Little white Hall.
Speaker 5: Jack Whitehall will be in a few minutes, very very shortly.
Speaker 5: We're also chatting to an expert today, not just an expert,
Speaker 5: but an egxeber.
Speaker 1: Sounds ridiculous, It's got a few cracking yarns.
Speaker 4: It's going to be excellent.
Speaker 3: Can I call it and say I reckon? This is
Speaker 3: Clint's latest man crushed.
Speaker 1: Oh he's great. Yeah, you know how Clint like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I picked some funny ones.
Speaker 4: Don't I remember?
Speaker 3: Pete is the true Tuperware?
Speaker 1: Still like no.
Speaker 5: Pete make a statement about it, and I think there
Speaker 5: was something about yes he did. There was something about
Speaker 5: it was going into administration overseas, but I think it.
Speaker 4: Was going strong here or got the rebort. It's still
Speaker 4: going what you don't know that? Do you know that?
Speaker 1: I heard that the Australian wing of tupwear was in THEE.
Speaker 4: Maybe I missed.
Speaker 3: Is that like a lifeline?
Speaker 4: It can be it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it means.
Speaker 3: That should we by.
Speaker 4: No, I'm a glad.
Speaker 3: Girl, A glad girl.
Speaker 5: We like that branded? The bags, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: no that the boxes, you know, they're like Tupple is
Speaker 5: a brand. I like the storage containers. I think I
Speaker 5: like the steamer.
Speaker 1: Oh they're the ones in with the with the clips.
Speaker 1: I like the clips.
Speaker 3: I don't like the glass lids that you just push down.
Speaker 3: I feel like they don't see it enough. Like this
Speaker 3: here we go, okay, show and tell.
Speaker 5: Decore and then you just pop the little thing.
Speaker 4: And then you can microwave it and the steam comes out.
Speaker 3: They need some sort of clamp or something.
Speaker 4: But if you if you put, if you seal.
Speaker 1: It, I've got the POV daycore version.
Speaker 3: Is that de core?
Speaker 1: No, it's I think that's a stemer.
Speaker 4: No, that's not system.
Speaker 1: Don't welcome back system is very good.
Speaker 3: This is what I missed. I'm going to get here. Six.
Speaker 5: I love food storage containers. I bought so many the
Speaker 5: other day.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been the storage world?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Love storage. You can you can find something to store everything.
Speaker 3: I'm like, how can a shop just be filled storage supplies?
Speaker 5: There's some things in there, and I'm like, this doesn't
Speaker 5: go under the storage kind of a shower curtain.
Speaker 1: That's not story. It's more brick a brack, isn't it.
Speaker 4: What the hell is brick a brack?
Speaker 6: Isn't that?
Speaker 3: And why is there always a sale on a house?
Speaker 4: Yeah? If you're buying things full price at house.
Speaker 3: You're a sucking rocks in your head. All right, Now
Speaker 3: that we've got all the big news out of the.
Speaker 4: Way, what's brick a brack.
Speaker 1: A bit of everything? Just everything?
Speaker 3: Bring back Granny Mays.
Speaker 4: Now that's bricker brac.
Speaker 3: Absolutely lava lamp anyone morning. This is jelly roll welcomeing
Speaker 3: a Wednesday, you're on nov.
Speaker 4: A little outing. Yesterday the three of us, Yes.
Speaker 1: We went to the move the pieces disappointed the movies
Speaker 1: didn't have three so we could all sit together they had.
Speaker 1: The aisles were just two, so we had to split up.
Speaker 5: I love those little cinemas though to Too Too it
Speaker 5: was like a it was a premiere cinema.
Speaker 4: I think it's called.
Speaker 3: Peak behind the Katan. Whenever you're doing an interview on
Speaker 3: a radio show with like movie stars and we've got
Speaker 3: a couple of big stars coming up, but you have
Speaker 3: to go and watch the movie first.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, so you can talk to them about it.
Speaker 5: Otherwise you just they're talking to them about themselves.
Speaker 3: Weish to go to the jam Factory for the screenings.
Speaker 1: It's gone.
Speaker 5: The whole place is gone. The cotton on's gone, the
Speaker 5: none loss has gone. Yeah, because they're developing it into
Speaker 5: a huge hotel complex situation.
Speaker 3: Then they're putting the cinemas back in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they will. I think it'll be a whole thing.
Speaker 5: It'll be amazing. Chapel Street needs needs a bit of
Speaker 5: a resurgence, and I think that will absolutely real, but
Speaker 5: it might take a few years. I think it's quite
Speaker 5: a big job. I drove past the other day. You know,
Speaker 5: all that parking at the back, raped sheds gone gone.
Speaker 5: Why do you need the parking if there's nothing?
Speaker 3: You know, She's got me there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that I think it's going to be apartments
Speaker 5: and offices and right.
Speaker 3: Because it was weird whenever we'd go there to the movies,
Speaker 3: that there was no one else us and the guy
Speaker 3: making popcorn.
Speaker 5: I think the movies was like the last thing standing
Speaker 5: the cinemas. Anyway, we went to the movies. We went
Speaker 5: to see Bridget Jones's diary. We'll tell you more about
Speaker 5: it next week.
Speaker 1: Not not just Bridget Jones's diary, but Bridget Jones's diary. Three.
Speaker 4: That's four, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I think it's three.
Speaker 4: Three.
Speaker 3: Well, let's not open the interview with that four.
Speaker 1: How many films have there been?
Speaker 3: What are you up to?
Speaker 4: I think it's four?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 4: This one's called Mad about the Boy? Is it four?
Speaker 4: Or three?
Speaker 3: Why don't we just go with that?
Speaker 4: It's four?
Speaker 3: It's four four Bridget Jones nine place academies. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: catch it.
Speaker 1: She's catching up.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we sat Clinton, I sat together, Jasp behind.
Speaker 1: Us, rummaging through his box of popcorn.
Speaker 4: Got popcorn. I'm not eating. I didn't need all more
Speaker 4: popcorn at the moment, I was so sad.
Speaker 3: There was all these other people from different radio stations,
Speaker 3: TV show, Sarah from The Project, Sarah Harris.
Speaker 4: I love Sarah, She's a she's fun.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 5: I only ever Sarah at work things. I'd like to
Speaker 5: have a champagne with her one day.
Speaker 3: And I often can go in the candy bar. Anyone
Speaker 3: want anything? And everyone said no.
Speaker 4: No one eats in those things except for you.
Speaker 3: Well I got clincked some as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, so you two much on popcorn anyway.
Speaker 5: I mean, we'll tell you about the movie next week.
Speaker 3: Whether it's three or four? What happens?
Speaker 4: Man liked and I.
Speaker 3: Laughed, are you legally about to say?
Speaker 4: I know we can't say anything. It's not out yet.
Speaker 5: It comes out in the thirteenth of February, but can
Speaker 5: you perfect time for val Yeah? I actually said to
Speaker 5: Paul last night, shall we go for Valentine's Stain? And
Speaker 5: he said, why don't you go with the girls?
Speaker 1: Did you say I did that yesterday?
Speaker 4: Seriously?
Speaker 1: No, the trailer is out so there there is a
Speaker 1: death component which I think where I had to say,
Speaker 1: and that's that elicited a lot of tears, didn't it.
Speaker 4: Clinton? I was sobbing.
Speaker 3: Were you crying?
Speaker 4: And in the first four minutes I reckon really yeah, Well.
Speaker 1: I was a little bit because I was he was
Speaker 1: tears and I was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Stand away?
Speaker 1: Then I looked at her and she was crying and
Speaker 1: that made me cry more.
Speaker 3: I was tears about three quarters through around out of podcast.
Speaker 5: I figured because when I got up to leave and
Speaker 5: I was like, I can't wait, I was like, you
Speaker 5: were behind me. And there was moments where I was
Speaker 5: doing love hearts over my head, thinking Jason, love my
Speaker 5: like my cool language to him to try and signal
Speaker 5: to him how much I'm loving this. Anyway, I get
Speaker 5: up Lee and I'm like, I can't wait to day
Speaker 5: break with Jays nowhere to be seen, nowhere to be seen.
Speaker 5: I had left an empty popcorn package. Did you leave
Speaker 5: as soon as you finish your large popcorn?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Seconds before you got up? I just I was out.
Speaker 1: We did wait for the credits to roll all the
Speaker 1: way all the way to so as soon as the
Speaker 1: credits started.
Speaker 3: It's good to know who the best boy gripp is.
Speaker 3: Did you I always feel POxy doing this. But as
Speaker 3: we arrived, they said, don't forget get your park in validated.
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I paid full price.
Speaker 5: I park no hang on. First of all, Clint parked
Speaker 5: in a one hour spot and then he said to me,
Speaker 5: do I go move the car or do I cop
Speaker 5: the fine?
Speaker 4: I was like, where did you park? And he said
Speaker 4: the one hour park out the front?
Speaker 1: An idiot?
Speaker 4: In what well?
Speaker 1: Is that a good Jones's diary? Three slash four to
Speaker 1: go two hours and five?
Speaker 4: You got it to go for forty five minutes?
Speaker 3: Which the third or the fourth one?
Speaker 4: I was like, what are you thinking?
Speaker 3: Well, I thought when he said I'm just going to move.
Speaker 5: The car, he's never coming back. But he came back
Speaker 5: with a lunch box full of food.
Speaker 3: I saw that you bought tapple weary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brought back a chicken sesar salad.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows you can't bring outside food into the movies. Really, no, God, no,
Speaker 3: yeah you can, No, you can't. You've got to pay
Speaker 3: ninety dollars for the Maltese's at the cinema. You're not
Speaker 3: that outside food.
Speaker 1: No, you're you're put in that leg you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to bring.
Speaker 5: You telling me when you take your kids you don't
Speaker 5: take them a water bottle and some snacks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, good morning everyone. Yeah, the older orange stack hat.
Speaker 3: Did you have one of those back in the didn't.
Speaker 4: Back in the nineties everyone had one.
Speaker 3: Then I moved into the integra stage. You know, it
Speaker 3: was like a bike helmet, but you could buy attachments.
Speaker 5: But then you got the ones that was like it
Speaker 5: was like it looked like it would be good if
Speaker 5: you're speed racing, like it was longer at the back.
Speaker 3: Ah, that was for the professional bike riders.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had one of those.
Speaker 1: I think I had a stick a few stickers on mine.
Speaker 1: Radio station stickers.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't have been No, I don't even think it was.
Speaker 1: Born then rock a certain suburbs them not.
Speaker 5: How good was stickers? I used to put stickers on
Speaker 5: everything under the score bag.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the old family stickers on the car.
Speaker 4: No, we never had those.
Speaker 3: The one my dad used to drive around in queens
Speaker 3: and with if you don't like it, leave I was like, d.
Speaker 4: That is so Queensland.
Speaker 1: She can't be doing that.
Speaker 3: And then the big strained flagsticker on the other side
Speaker 3: of Rember.
Speaker 4: Did you have a coat hanger in the shape of Australia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went through that stage.
Speaker 1: Hey, coming up next, guys, I saw something while driving
Speaker 1: that knocked me for six knoed just socks off and
Speaker 1: I'm wondering how common it is, my dad stick, because
Speaker 1: that would be a bloody miracle. Tell me.
Speaker 3: So many websites talking about Serena and Olivia Rodrigo having
Speaker 3: a cuddle with Grammys. They be well, apparently I had
Speaker 3: beef for years.
Speaker 4: But everyone's had beef in their time, just.
Speaker 1: Like a reconciliation cuddle. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Did you see the photo of her of Sabrina Carpenter
Speaker 5: with Miley Cyrus. But when Sabrenna Carpenter was like six
Speaker 5: and she's got a photo with Miley, it's soky.
Speaker 3: No, the best and I've shown.
Speaker 4: And then they recreated it.
Speaker 3: Oh that's solid. The best footage of showing you is
Speaker 3: Justin Bieber and his wife meeting.
Speaker 4: Yea, she was a fan.
Speaker 3: She was a fan. Her dad, Alec Baldwin's on tape
Speaker 3: interview like He's like, hi, Justin, this is my daughter.
Speaker 4: And they were similar ages, right, Justin.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Alec Baldwin, No, Alec.
Speaker 4: Alec Baldwin is the uncle, that's.
Speaker 3: Right, Stevens Stephen. He is always the forgotten one, isn't that? No?
Speaker 4: Yeare Alex the uncle? And they introduced him cure.
Speaker 5: It's very like Megan Markle standing outside Bucking and Palace
Speaker 5: smiling for a photo.
Speaker 4: I love that stuff so sweet?
Speaker 5: Maybe yeah, right, I stood outside bucking and Palace and
Speaker 5: no prince married me.
Speaker 3: Though, maybe you'll marry someone from the five K question
Speaker 3: in a few years.
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe What iconic things have you stood in front
Speaker 5: of and got a photo?
Speaker 1: The big pineapple?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you married anastogia pal baby.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's not a big baby cat there though.
Speaker 3: Excuse me.
Speaker 1: Sorry? Can we move on?
Speaker 5: Plenty of baby cats there, he like big baby cat,
Speaker 5: like big cats.
Speaker 1: I thought we were talking about big pineapples.
Speaker 5: And no, no, no, right, I didn't stand out in
Speaker 5: front of the big banana.
Speaker 1: Cops harbor it is. You see some funny things on
Speaker 1: the road, you do, And I saw something which took
Speaker 1: my breath away. I'm driving, I'm getting on the freeway,
Speaker 1: the M one, the one ash at Burnley Street.
Speaker 4: Does anyone call it the M one?
Speaker 5: Eve? When people go get on the M five I'm like,
Speaker 5: what's that. I'm like, just call it what.
Speaker 1: It used to be back in Nowaday called the Southeastern
Speaker 1: Arterial before they put tolls.
Speaker 4: I knew it was the Southeastern Freeway. What's an arterial?
Speaker 1: Well, that's sort of minus tolls, I think.
Speaker 3: And then the numbers coming off the bolt away two three,
Speaker 3: just just call it exsit two call it it's through.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's very confusing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Burnley Street, I've merged into the traffic and
Speaker 1: there's a young fellow driving alongside me, and we're sort
Speaker 1: of like on the freeway. On the freeway, you know,
Speaker 1: when you're doing you're doing this not for anymore, sorry,
Speaker 1: you're doing the same speed, so you know, you sort
Speaker 1: of like catch a glance of what's on, what's going
Speaker 1: on in there?
Speaker 4: Do you look in people's cars.
Speaker 1: We were at the same speed some time of day.
Speaker 1: It was about I want to say, about four point
Speaker 1: thirty five PM. But it was moving quite quite smoothly,
Speaker 1: which is a surprise for the Southeastern Material slash monash.
Speaker 4: Slash slash doll Road number one.
Speaker 1: What caught my eye was he was sort of loosening
Speaker 1: his tie, took the tie off.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's a good feeling as a man, isn't
Speaker 5: it taking a tie off at the end of the day.
Speaker 3: It's the bra coming on and get it off.
Speaker 4: Maybe not in the car. It's hard to get a
Speaker 4: bra off the car.
Speaker 1: Took the shirt off, sorry, took the shirt off.
Speaker 4: I saw you.
Speaker 1: Taking the the the parts.
Speaker 4: Off in the passenger seat of the driver.
Speaker 1: He was driving. He's driving the car and like taking
Speaker 1: the clothes off, and then he proceeded to put clothes on.
Speaker 1: So he's doing it change while between Burnley Street. That's
Speaker 1: not and what's Homeschoen that's like warrigal Row Chadstone. He
Speaker 1: was going to fancy dress party. I couldn't make it out.
Speaker 1: It was some some form.
Speaker 4: Of you got really invested in this car, toe.
Speaker 7: The whole way, like just let me guess you missed
Speaker 7: your exit like it was nine the party that was
Speaker 7: meant to get off at Berks. It was extraordinary getting
Speaker 7: changed while driving. I've never seen it. I've seen women
Speaker 7: put lipstick on in the car. I've seen you know,
Speaker 7: people eat quarter pounds.
Speaker 4: You can't be your pants off on.
Speaker 1: A frequently not safe, but it's utterly ridiculous. Have you
Speaker 1: ever seen anything like it.
Speaker 3: I've seen a shave like the electric shave. They're not
Speaker 3: doing like they haven't got shaving cream and everything out.
Speaker 4: But did it go everywhere?
Speaker 5: I got in an uber the other day, but it
Speaker 5: was it was a Tesla uber and he on the
Speaker 5: freeway from the airport put it on auto drive, no
Speaker 5: feet on the pedals, no hands on the steering wheel.
Speaker 5: I was like, Jeff a phone charger. And he just
Speaker 5: started going through his glove box and I was.
Speaker 4: Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: Watch the road and he goes, it's auto drive and
Speaker 5: it comes up like a rainbow road on the screen.
Speaker 5: On the screen, the lane is rainbow road. And he
Speaker 5: didn't have feet on the pedals or hands on the
Speaker 5: steering wheel. And I was like, dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: It's auto drive. I'm like, no, I thought this was
Speaker 5: just the thing. I didn't think it was a thing
Speaker 5: that uber drivers were doing. I said, I've got a
Speaker 5: Tesla and I went home and I said, Paul, do
Speaker 5: you know these things drive themselves?
Speaker 4: And now we ain't buy that package.
Speaker 3: Now it's extra two grand. To be fair, if I
Speaker 3: was in your carriage rather the car was driving.
Speaker 4: It actually gave me a big right, no hands, no feet.
Speaker 3: It got me.
Speaker 1: Thinking, thirteen twenty four to ten, Melbourne, what have you
Speaker 1: seen happening in the in the car? In the vehicle?
Speaker 3: You got the thirteen twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 3: I was going to say, in the moving vehicle, I've
Speaker 3: got your thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: A lot happens at the traffic lights.
Speaker 3: I think, what have you seen someone do in their car?
Speaker 3: You have been caught what?
Speaker 4: Well, not in the moving vehicle, hopefully, Well maybe the backseat.
Speaker 1: You never know what a you seen in the car.
Speaker 3: Maybe in the back seat, Hay, who's in the front.
Speaker 4: Of the moving you're not driving and doing.
Speaker 3: The d No, no, no, just the way you said it,
Speaker 3: or it maybe in the back seat, well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe you're in the back, Like just go with
Speaker 4: me the movie vehicle.
Speaker 3: I don't imagine if Lauren and Ball pulled over, I
Speaker 3: was like, you know, let's let's get in the back.
Speaker 4: Have you seen the size of my ball?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a climb over the center consoles of that.
Speaker 3: Let's get out or get in the back.
Speaker 4: We'd need a comedy van.
Speaker 1: Put the seat, just go back any further thirteen.
Speaker 3: I got a two hundred dollars QT Rooftop Voutch Upper
Speaker 3: Grab Summer starts at the rooftop of QT, Melbourn's hottest rooftop,
Speaker 3: are the ultimate spot to soak in the long summer
Speaker 3: days and city skyline views.
Speaker 4: I'd love to be there this weekend.
Speaker 3: What have you seen in the traffic Melbourne?
Speaker 1: Ella? What did you see in a car?
Speaker 8: Well, it's not really me. I wasn't driving, but I
Speaker 8: was in an uberpool once and I was the first
Speaker 8: one in the car and then the drivers want to
Speaker 8: pick up a second couples like Friday night down fitz
Speaker 8: Roy Away, they got a bit too drunk and they
Speaker 8: just started doing things very comfortably in the back and
Speaker 8: not really aware that I was in the front seat.
Speaker 4: Front seat of the oberpool.
Speaker 3: Back. I know, that's a real couple.
Speaker 5: I've never done in overpool, I thought, you say, or
Speaker 5: done it in the backseat of It's never done either.
Speaker 5: Never got hands in the backseate nor uber pool.
Speaker 3: That's that's daunting, tried it out, that's living all right.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten What have you seen in the traffic? Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number to join us
Speaker 3: on the air.
Speaker 4: What have you seen happening in someone else's cor.
Speaker 1: You would have done some makeup over the journey, like
Speaker 1: a bit of blush on the cheeks.
Speaker 4: Only at the traffic at the light.
Speaker 1: It's not while the vehicle is moving.
Speaker 3: No, not me.
Speaker 1: Never.
Speaker 5: I'm not coordinated enough to do that, to be honest,
Speaker 5: Jay Swapper. Although I has like driven along before and
Speaker 5: seen like a gray hair sparkling, and you're in the
Speaker 5: trying to drive and looking in the revision, we are going,
Speaker 5: oh my god, sounds where is that?
Speaker 4: No, every woman over thirty five has had that happen.
Speaker 3: To them in my youth, an X and I got
Speaker 3: caught by a pedestrian bridge over the top.
Speaker 1: What they could see three your sun roof.
Speaker 3: Just like the traffic stopped, like we're in traffic, so
Speaker 3: it's like just crawling and there was a pedestrian bridge
Speaker 3: over you having a kiss. We're having a kiss? Well
Speaker 3: you're driving, yeah, having a kiss?
Speaker 1: How was it?
Speaker 5: I don't believe this story for one second. There's absolutely
Speaker 5: no way on earth.
Speaker 3: You don't think there was anyone else in the car
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 4: I think you were flying solo.
Speaker 1: Brother.
Speaker 4: I don't believe it for one and you know what, Jack.
Speaker 5: There was a pedestrian bridge looking in on you getting
Speaker 5: some action in the car while you're driving. And there's
Speaker 5: just no way on earth anyone was doing that to you.
Speaker 1: And there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 3: Jess Jerry thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: Jary, someone else in the car.
Speaker 4: You buying what he's selling because I'm not, mate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're doing well, what do you say.
Speaker 9: I've seen a couple of the ones, but probably the
Speaker 9: most recent one I saw was driving around the Monash
Speaker 9: just like Quint was then the stud road yep, And
Speaker 9: I looked over this beside me eating noodles out of
Speaker 9: a ball with chopsticks.
Speaker 5: That's dangerous going chopsticks as well, that's risky.
Speaker 4: Out of the bay.
Speaker 9: And I'm just wondering why she's driving all over.
Speaker 5: She must have had it on cruise control. That's because
Speaker 5: you need a hand bowl in a hand for there.
Speaker 3: But like you could resh the bowl between your legs.
Speaker 5: And you still dribble it everywhere when you ditch.
Speaker 1: The chopsticks in your drink there, drink the juice, juice,
Speaker 1: get a cake.
Speaker 3: Good morning, good morning, How are you good? What have
Speaker 3: you seen and whereabouts? In Melbourne?
Speaker 10: One year, my sisters and I were driving home for Christmas.
Speaker 10: So we were sort of you know, going out on
Speaker 10: the Monash and we're pulled up at the We're pulled
Speaker 10: up at the lights just before there, and my sister said,
Speaker 10: oh my god, there's a horse in that car. And
Speaker 10: I looked to the right of me and there was
Speaker 10: someone like we took one of those horse masks on
Speaker 10: that covers their whole head, and they were laughing, look
Speaker 10: like they were Nay, it was like, oh, we were.
Speaker 3: Just they had a horses head on their head, the
Speaker 3: big rubber horse head.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well wait were they driving or in the power and.
Speaker 10: Just no, this was the front passenger, but the people
Speaker 10: in the back had animal head mask on as well.
Speaker 10: They were having their best time.
Speaker 3: They probably just did a bank job. That was their costume, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean to be honest, I was expecting you to say,
Speaker 5: there's a Shetland ponent. So that's probably safe for the masks,
Speaker 5: but that is definitely bank robbers.
Speaker 4: People in masks are freaky.
Speaker 5: If you ever see anyone in it, like a character
Speaker 5: mask and not at a dress up party, it's it's
Speaker 5: like you've got bad intentions.
Speaker 4: What are you doing getting around dressed like a clown.
Speaker 3: Have you ever gone to a masquerade party?
Speaker 4: I have after I went to a masquerade ball.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right? Was it sexy?
Speaker 1: Sexy?
Speaker 3: No? Not really?
Speaker 4: It was black tie ball, never undersware. It was a
Speaker 4: bit Romeo and Juliet.
Speaker 1: Yeah right.
Speaker 3: You ever get in those situations where you want to
Speaker 3: put your mask back on?
Speaker 1: M Benny Benn and Dramana? Hey, brother, what did you
Speaker 1: see while driving?
Speaker 11: I saw, and I did not believe it. A guy
Speaker 11: I was getting this vehicle.
Speaker 5: He had a passenger, So okay, how do I Well,
Speaker 5: there were two people in the car.
Speaker 11: There was a female and the passion's seat, and the
Speaker 11: male was obviously year in the vehicle, and his left
Speaker 11: hand was on the hood rest of the seat, and
Speaker 11: the female was obviously putting Yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, must have dropped some coins on his side of
Speaker 3: the car, that coin for the two dollar coin? Everywhere
Speaker 3: down here road?
Speaker 4: Was he driving on a busy right? Like a main road?
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: Morning in the pen Highway?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you give him a tooth?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 11: I just thought that the traffic lights looks across and
Speaker 11: he's green on his face.
Speaker 3: Like I've never seen someone so happy to get a
Speaker 3: red light.
Speaker 5: People are really out there living.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it is. Just put his foot down and
Speaker 3: that's gone. Seven o'clock. Look at that. Let's check your
Speaker 3: run to work. Next your chance to win five thousand
Speaker 3: dollars at eight o'clock this morning, We've got a very
Speaker 3: fun guest join us after eight o'clock for our experts segment.
Speaker 4: I'm excited about this.
Speaker 3: Let's just say this guy is an expert in something
Speaker 3: we all have in our house.
Speaker 4: I would say almost every house. Yeah, in Melbourne happen.
Speaker 3: But are we using that the right way? Would be
Speaker 3: the question. Our expert joins us after eight o'clock, just
Speaker 3: before we move on, tragic news in the AFL community
Speaker 3: and especially the Sellwood family yesterday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, very sad news with the passing of Troy Sellwood.
Speaker 5: He was a twin brother to Adam of course, a
Speaker 5: brother to Joel Selward and Scott Seward, and a beautiful
Speaker 5: son to Marie and Bryce sell Ward. And our thoughts
Speaker 5: are very much with the Geelong community, in the Brisbane community,
Speaker 5: in the AFL community, everyone affected by the tragedy.
Speaker 4: This morning, it's all over the news.
Speaker 5: It's a really sad story and we've got heavy hearts
Speaker 5: for all of his loved ones this morning.
Speaker 1: Absolutely one of the most famous footballing families in AFL
Speaker 1: football and a beautiful family. Hailing from the Bendigo region,
Speaker 1: Troy was loved by so many, especially as Laurence said,
Speaker 1: in the Geelong area, worked tirelessly for the Cats after
Speaker 1: a career.
Speaker 3: With the Lions.
Speaker 4: So they're a beautiful family. This ould Woods.
Speaker 5: It's I mean, my heart is broken for them. They
Speaker 5: are divine, kind, wonderful people, that whole family. And yeah,
Speaker 5: it's really sad news. I know I've got a lot
Speaker 5: of friends who are deeply affected by it and I'm
Speaker 5: thinking of them this morning.
Speaker 3: Hey, Brownie's going to join us after seven point thirty
Speaker 3: this morning. Brownie was obviously his captain when he was
Speaker 3: at the lines, Jonathan Brown he was great mates. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there are bloody good mates and he has some very
Speaker 3: nice words to say about him. So he's going to
Speaker 3: join us just out seven thirty this morning. This is
Speaker 3: an over one hundred coming up later on. My favorite
Speaker 3: segment is back describe your partner as a meal.
Speaker 5: It's been a while since we've done this, Okon people
Speaker 5: have new descriptions after the summer.
Speaker 1: Holidays, yes, good point.
Speaker 4: New partners too. Maybe would you.
Speaker 3: Say Lauren's like a shock sugar?
Speaker 1: What's a shock sugar?
Speaker 3: Like the eggs?
Speaker 4: Is it turkish?
Speaker 3: Spicy?
Speaker 1: A little bit goooey, oh, a bit runny?
Speaker 4: Oh are you too right?
Speaker 3: But little chunks of charretto, a little chunky. No, no,
Speaker 3: just like spicy.
Speaker 4: Art stopped talking. Hey you guys.
Speaker 5: Speaking of the summer holidays, we have just returned. Lots
Speaker 5: of people back at school, back at work. Lots of
Speaker 5: people clear out of Melbourne over the holidays, whether they
Speaker 5: go visit relatives.
Speaker 3: Place was dead. I went to the city that's right,
Speaker 3: that's my suburb. There was no one. It was awesome
Speaker 3: because the weather it was incredible.
Speaker 5: A lot of people go to the beach or visit
Speaker 5: friends or whatever, and and over the holidays a lot
Speaker 5: of our friends cleared out as well. Including we have
Speaker 5: a very social street. I talk about it a lot
Speaker 5: on this show. It's like Melrose place We've got. I've
Speaker 5: never lived in a street where it's like neighbors like
Speaker 5: the show, where we love each other, each other.
Speaker 1: We get along place than stereo lan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, more more neighbors.
Speaker 3: The times when you're like ram I don't want to
Speaker 3: see anyone today.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, it's not overly social, like everyone's busy, everyone's got
Speaker 5: stuff going on.
Speaker 4: It's not and it's not gossipy. It's just nice like
Speaker 4: if someone needs something they're away, Oh can you put
Speaker 4: the bins out?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: There'll be six people on our friends street group chat.
Speaker 5: They're like older, that old it is, you don't like.
Speaker 5: One day we're away, we had dog sitters, we had
Speaker 5: house sitters, sorry, and they'd gone out and my dog
Speaker 5: for some reason, was going crazy and the guy ropes like,
Speaker 5: jump me to go and check.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, sure, thank you.
Speaker 5: So he went in when in he had key when
Speaker 5: in and just the keys. Yeah, in case emergency, Like
Speaker 5: we're friends, in case you lose the.
Speaker 1: Keys, would you not give a neighbor key.
Speaker 4: It's better than leaving a spare key out that someone.
Speaker 3: Can find under a rock.
Speaker 4: No one will fake rock. No one's ever seen anyway.
Speaker 5: While we were away, I got a text from one
Speaker 5: of the girls in our street who's she's she hasn't
Speaker 5: lived there that long, she's a new friend, and she said, guys,
Speaker 5: is anyone around I'm away? There's a package on my
Speaker 5: doorstep and I don't want it to attract people to
Speaker 5: realize that we're not home. And also, I think you
Speaker 5: know when people see packages, people try and grab them.
Speaker 5: The opportunisty and I was like, I'm away, but I
Speaker 5: can get the house head to run up and grab
Speaker 5: it for you and put it at our house. She
Speaker 5: was like, i'd be great. So actually my brother went
Speaker 5: and picked it up so he knows them too. Dropped
Speaker 5: it at my house to the house sitter and I
Speaker 5: said she was away. I said, we'll sort it out
Speaker 5: when we get back. Anyway, we've got back from the holiday,
Speaker 5: from our holiday, and there's and she said, do you
Speaker 5: mind if I just pop down and pick up that package?
Speaker 5: And I was like, yep, I'm out old, drop it
Speaker 5: up when I get home. I got home, I'm looking around.
Speaker 5: I can't find the package. So I text house sitters.
Speaker 4: I text the cleaner.
Speaker 3: Maybe the neighbor used their key to go in and
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 5: A different neighbor, right, And I was like, has anyone
Speaker 5: seen that package? And they were like it was definitely here.
Speaker 1: The package has gone without a trace.
Speaker 5: I text the house sitters and I text the cleaner
Speaker 5: and I said, have you seen it?
Speaker 4: Have you pookish.
Speaker 3: She text all the stuff that would have been a
Speaker 3: big text.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 5: No, there are friends, the house sitters, our friend's kids.
Speaker 4: So I was like, has anyone seen?
Speaker 5: I text my brother who'd been in the house, my
Speaker 5: dad who'd popped in.
Speaker 4: We can't We can't find the package.
Speaker 1: Were there other packages or just those packages? Just that one? Who?
Speaker 3: Your dad? My money's some bobby?
Speaker 5: But how do I tell these people I've tried to
Speaker 5: do something nice and I've lost their Mail't like what?
Speaker 4: I didn't even know it's in the package?
Speaker 3: Was it big?
Speaker 1: Small?
Speaker 4: I didn't see I never saw it. I was away.
Speaker 4: I've tried to do a good deed and it's completely backfired.
Speaker 3: Maybe the original neighbor, Oh no, it was the housekeeper
Speaker 3: of Goskin.
Speaker 4: You reckon the neighbor across the road, who knows the key?
Speaker 5: So'm I said to her, Hey, I'm going to wait
Speaker 5: till the cleaner comes, just to ask if she's seen it, because.
Speaker 4: It's probably been put away somewhere.
Speaker 1: But you've tried to do a good deed and now
Speaker 1: lost the package. You've lost the package.
Speaker 4: I'm the worst neighbor ever.
Speaker 1: But you haven't lost it.
Speaker 4: I had to try and buy some time.
Speaker 3: So what have you done?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 5: First of all, I gave myself like a panic attack
Speaker 5: because I was like, what if it's a really expensive.
Speaker 3: Package, you should stage your breaking, Say we got robbed
Speaker 3: and they took the package. I got some crime scene
Speaker 3: tape and hopefully.
Speaker 4: What would you do?
Speaker 3: You're breaking?
Speaker 1: I'd let it fester.
Speaker 4: I was like, just call her and tell her.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you never actually be honest.
Speaker 4: And offered to rebuy the package.
Speaker 1: If it's a what if it's a nice rolex.
Speaker 4: Well that's on me. I have to pay for it.
Speaker 5: What would you if you've your neighbors said here, I'll
Speaker 5: take your package, and then they lost it.
Speaker 4: You'd think that they kept it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also, I like her, She's really nice. I wanted to
Speaker 4: be my friend.
Speaker 3: So what was it? What's in the package?
Speaker 5: So I called it and just I said, I've lost
Speaker 5: your package and I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 4: And then she told me what the package was.
Speaker 3: What's in the package?
Speaker 4: I'll tell you next.
Speaker 3: Ah, Jace and Lauren with your Clint here as well. Oh,
Speaker 3: cool change today tops at twenty four.
Speaker 5: Oh the cool change came through yesterday afternoon and I
Speaker 5: was like, open the doors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, out of the house. We've had the air cone on.
Speaker 4: But isn't it nice?
Speaker 1: It's fresh, you don't wake up.
Speaker 4: But I miss the heat.
Speaker 3: Put together shed this afternoon with my mate Nathe another one,
Speaker 3: like like a flat pack shed, so I was hoping
Speaker 3: it'd cool down a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hot day to be putting up a shed. Today's
Speaker 4: okay though.
Speaker 5: Hey, just before the song, I was telling you a
Speaker 5: story about me trying to do a good deed. Our
Speaker 5: neighbors are away. We're away. Also, people up the street
Speaker 5: were away. We're away.
Speaker 4: Also.
Speaker 5: They asked if someone could collect package off their doorstep.
Speaker 5: I said, no problem, We've got house sitters who are
Speaker 5: looking after the dogs. I'll get them to run up
Speaker 5: grab it. My brother actually went and did it for
Speaker 5: me because he was there. He grabbed it, gave it
Speaker 5: to the house sitters.
Speaker 4: They left it in the house.
Speaker 5: A few people have come and gone from the house,
Speaker 5: but we've lost the package. I actually have had. I
Speaker 5: think I gave myself an upset stomach over it. I
Speaker 5: felt so sick, my stomach was in knots.
Speaker 4: I felt terrible.
Speaker 3: Was this pre or post Christmas post?
Speaker 5: Because we didn't go away till after Christmas, right, but
Speaker 5: I don't know if it was something that they ordered
Speaker 5: and it came late, Like half my.
Speaker 1: Trust is gone, It just vanished gone.
Speaker 3: What were people buying off the gram have Christmas? I'm
Speaker 3: trying to think of like the fads?
Speaker 1: Well my mind.
Speaker 4: Because I didn't know what was in the package.
Speaker 1: Jace went to something sexy.
Speaker 4: Because I was going to say, hey, what was in
Speaker 4: the package?
Speaker 1: I rebuy exactly sexy Land sent to the house exactly
Speaker 1: do you think it was?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I said, should I say what was in the package?
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to find it for size? And she
Speaker 5: tells me that I can rebuy it and you'll never
Speaker 5: know anyway I did.
Speaker 4: Someone said don't do that.
Speaker 5: Then I was like, maybe it's been thrown out by accident.
Speaker 5: So my friend Nick was there and he was like, well,
Speaker 5: we've got to go through the bin. I was gagging.
Speaker 5: I was like trying to find this package in the
Speaker 5: bin Lingerie?
Speaker 1: Was it house wund in Lingerie?
Speaker 3: Imagine someone driving down the street.
Speaker 4: Now city did not open it or take it.
Speaker 3: Someone driving down the street seeing Lauren go through the bins,
Speaker 3: Gez looks again.
Speaker 5: So I was like a week, I saw this quote
Speaker 5: on Instagram that was something along the lines of you
Speaker 5: can only deal with what's in front of you today.
Speaker 5: The longer you leave it, the worst it'll get. And
Speaker 5: I was like, right, thanks Instagram. No, it was a
Speaker 5: quote much better than that, but I was like, I'm
Speaker 5: just going to call her and just fess up and say,
Speaker 5: I've lost your package and I'm mortified, I'm embarrassed and
Speaker 5: i feel sick about it.
Speaker 3: I'm happy to pay for it.
Speaker 5: So I've had about four nights no and I'll replace it.
Speaker 4: But in my head, I was like, is this going
Speaker 4: to cost me thousands?
Speaker 5: I've had four nights of like no sleep over it.
Speaker 5: So I call her and I'm like, bad news from
Speaker 5: my house. She goes, Oh, what's happened. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 5: so embarrassed. I've lost your package. I don't know how
Speaker 5: I've done it. I don't know what's happened, but it's gone.
Speaker 5: Can I just give you my credit card and you
Speaker 5: can buy it again? Or can I tell me what
Speaker 5: it is and or replace it? And she laughed and
Speaker 5: I was like.
Speaker 4: Well, oh what is it? Oh my god, this is
Speaker 4: going to cost me a fortune.
Speaker 3: It's sexy.
Speaker 4: It's gibbets for my kid's crocs, and I was like, cheap.
Speaker 1: It's a little funny things you stick on the crocs.
Speaker 4: I was like, I have not slept for a week.
Speaker 3: What some of them are hard to get there?
Speaker 4: Well, I believe, and but it gets worse.
Speaker 5: She goes, Oh, they're for my daughter's birthday, which is today.
Speaker 5: I was like, God, I've ruined the birthday. So I've
Speaker 5: gone on Amazon. I'm like, I've gone on Amazon Overnight
Speaker 5: Delivery and there's about five hundred gibbets.
Speaker 4: About to arrive.
Speaker 5: Really, I've bought every gibbet I can find to not
Speaker 5: ruin this kid's birth.
Speaker 3: You know what, joke's on the neighbor because she could
Speaker 3: have cleaned you out then, so nice?
Speaker 4: Were the nicest people ever.
Speaker 5: I still feel really bad, like did I ruin the
Speaker 5: kid's birthday?
Speaker 3: I'm still blown away by how many people have speak
Speaker 3: keys to your house? Do you have a keep?
Speaker 1: I do? Of course I do. Why would I not
Speaker 1: have a kid? Should I have a spare key? Do
Speaker 1: you absolutely not?
Speaker 3: The whole one hundred million dollars one winner last night?
Speaker 1: You didn't get a cent? Oh did you really have
Speaker 1: a ticket.
Speaker 3: Yeah. My sisters and I do a little syndicate each week.
Speaker 3: Each week, well like each time there's a big draw on. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then just in case one of our marriages go
Speaker 3: to hell, we always put the money in a secret
Speaker 3: you know, I want to share.
Speaker 1: So the winning numbers twenty six, three, thirty four, thirty five,
Speaker 1: thirty sixtees. That's a big string of thirties, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Thirty nine and forty four is exting of thirty.
Speaker 3: I was a flashback to the nineties when the numbers
Speaker 3: would pop up during the.
Speaker 4: TV show that was Ages. She've done our ages.
Speaker 1: And you used to circle your ticket y when you
Speaker 1: had a number. Yeah, you could wait for the supplementary numbers.
Speaker 4: The supplementary I'll tell you.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you who never looked happy. Those three nerds
Speaker 3: that would sit on the judging machine.
Speaker 4: Can imagine having that job.
Speaker 5: You just sit there watching balls that thing all day.
Speaker 5: When did they ever intervene?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but like you, I have a bit
Speaker 3: of life.
Speaker 1: You think every now and then when the balls dropped,
Speaker 1: the the machine got stuck and had to re launch.
Speaker 4: Remember draw, but did that ball come out? Did that
Speaker 4: ball count?
Speaker 1: No? No, they just had to recalibrate the machine.
Speaker 3: I went down a real rabbit hole one year. I
Speaker 3: was trying to buy and hold a lot of machine
Speaker 3: from eBay.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that'd be a dozen.
Speaker 4: Are you going to do with it? Run your own illegal?
Speaker 6: WHOA?
Speaker 4: I watched that movie Molly's Game over the holidays.
Speaker 5: Isn't it about the girl who was running the illegal
Speaker 5: poker game?
Speaker 4: It's so good?
Speaker 3: And they alluded to a massive movie star who used
Speaker 3: to always be there again Toby McGuire, Sorry, Toby mcgui.
Speaker 1: Oh, they alluded to it, but you're not alluding to
Speaker 1: it this morning.
Speaker 4: I don't think you can say that.
Speaker 3: I'm not linking the stories. I'm just screaming out my
Speaker 3: favorite actors name mc Toby maguire. You hit the websites?
Speaker 4: Have you been on the deep dup web?
Speaker 3: I haven't been on the dark web.
Speaker 1: Net.
Speaker 4: You going to tell me the world is flat?
Speaker 3: Well, congratulations, hundred million dollars you won it.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't that be nice to just get it in one
Speaker 5: whack in your bank account?
Speaker 3: I believe so.
Speaker 1: Unless you win that taxi made for.
Speaker 3: Except for life will be two dollars a day.
Speaker 4: No, you don't. You get like two hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 4: a month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and gold bullion.
Speaker 4: I think that's now. What do you do with the gold.
Speaker 1: The house to take its.
Speaker 4: Do you make it? Do you melt it down and
Speaker 4: make it into jewelry? Or is it you get the money.
Speaker 3: I'll give you a hot tip. No one picks the
Speaker 3: gold billion.
Speaker 4: No, but sometimes you just get it.
Speaker 5: It's like those houses and the land package house packages,
Speaker 5: and they're like, and do you get a million dollars
Speaker 5: in gold bullion?
Speaker 3: Well, pretty much the same thing. Five thousand dollars coming
Speaker 3: up at eight o'clock this morning.
Speaker 5: Your life is twenty thousand dollars a month, not two
Speaker 5: hundred thousand.
Speaker 1: Sorry, So you get five thousand dollars or a dollar
Speaker 1: a day for the rest of the year.
Speaker 3: Something like that.
Speaker 4: Twenty k a month would be pretty good just to
Speaker 4: kick around with.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Hey, it's just gone nineteen to wait. Coming up next.
Speaker 3: Some incredibly sad news broke yesterday that affected well the
Speaker 3: Geelong community, the AFL.
Speaker 4: Community, Bendig community.
Speaker 3: And most of all, the Cellwood family. Jonathan Brown is
Speaker 3: going to join us on the other side of this.
Speaker 4: To pay tribute to his great mate.
Speaker 3: You're on number one hundred. Some shocking news came through yesterday.
Speaker 5: Yes, some very sad news out of the AFL, with
Speaker 5: the passing of Troy Sellward. He was a great football player.
Speaker 5: More importantly, he was twin brother to Adam, brother to Scott,
Speaker 5: and brother to Joel Sellward, and the son of Marie
Speaker 5: and Bryce Selwood. The cell Wards are a magnificent family.
Speaker 5: They're lovely, kind, beautiful people and our hearts are very
Speaker 5: much with them this morning. Our hearts with the Geelong
Speaker 5: community and Bendi Go where he grew up and everyone
Speaker 5: affected by this, including his great mate Jonathan Brown, who
Speaker 5: joins us this morning morning.
Speaker 4: Brownie, Hey guys.
Speaker 13: Thanks having me on the Betters circumstance. But yeah, very sad.
Speaker 13: Of course.
Speaker 5: It's a sad day for the AFL and it's a
Speaker 5: sad date for his family and friends.
Speaker 4: You guys were great mates.
Speaker 13: Yeah, absolutely so. We had had many great times. Memory
Speaker 13: also to Kylie last night. It tells you you get
Speaker 13: a reflective day when close ones passed away, and you know,
Speaker 13: he came to our wedding and unfortunately the footy world
Speaker 13: when we all step right and we you know, we
Speaker 13: don't play with each other, we don't get to spend
Speaker 13: as much time as we like together. But he's just
Speaker 13: such a wonderful, wonderful human. He had a beautiful soul
Speaker 13: about him, and including the wedding, I think he might
Speaker 13: have nearly got kicked out of our wedding along with
Speaker 13: it was this great mate. Because the boys are getting
Speaker 13: to be carried away on the dance floor, they thought
Speaker 13: they'd put a trial of Crown lagers on the dance
Speaker 13: blor to make a slipping slot, which the venue Yeah,
Speaker 13: the venue operator wasn't too keen on.
Speaker 4: Boys will be.
Speaker 13: He can't kick some of my best mates out of
Speaker 13: my own wedding, but yeah, you know, you just he's
Speaker 13: just he loved life. He had a great smile and
Speaker 13: he was a very empathetic bloke as well. So that's
Speaker 13: what mates loved him, and well I every run in
Speaker 13: the footy club loved him, and everyone involved that he
Speaker 13: met loved him so really tough. I knew he'd been
Speaker 13: going through some struggles, unfortunately, but it never quite prepares
Speaker 13: you for the shock of an announcement like that.
Speaker 1: That's right, Brownie. The heart hurts this morning, and our
Speaker 1: thoughts go out to the entire AFL community as well
Speaker 1: as a Sellwarod family. He was a guy who I
Speaker 1: get the impression from the outside looking in any way,
Speaker 1: he loved to help. He loved to mentor, especially young footballers.
Speaker 1: He played that role at Geelong. Was he like that
Speaker 1: at Brisbane?
Speaker 13: Absolutely did? He was well end up. He finished his
Speaker 13: career as the captain of the Geelong VFL team when
Speaker 13: he was really starting off his post footy career as
Speaker 13: an administrator down there. He started learning, yeah, cutting his
Speaker 13: teeth under Stephen Hocking and Neil Balm there, two of
Speaker 13: the great football administrators. And he was still playing there
Speaker 13: because they wanted to mentor of the younger Gelong players
Speaker 13: coming through. And he was able to win a premiership
Speaker 13: back in twenty eleven or twenty twelve, I think so.
Speaker 13: And you know, you don't just put anyone in those
Speaker 13: sorts of roles, do you, you know. And obviously he had
Speaker 13: great empathy. He was such a positive character around younger
Speaker 13: fellas and obviously had a real interesting developing younger men
Speaker 13: as it was. And he did that and he did
Speaker 13: a fantastic job helping Stephen Wells and that recruiting department
Speaker 13: down Geelong draft the next crop of Premiership players that
Speaker 13: we saw in twenty twenty two for the Mighty Cats,
Speaker 13: and he was continuing on that good work at Geelong
Speaker 13: Grammar recently up until he's passing yesterday, So you know,
Speaker 13: so you know, those jobs don't get handed out lightly
Speaker 13: unless you've shown in the path that you're very good
Speaker 13: at that.
Speaker 3: On of you, guys with good mates, how are you
Speaker 3: doing you would have been not for six I think.
Speaker 13: It's sort of you go through the reflections of it, guarantee,
Speaker 13: yet you wish you might have been able to catch
Speaker 13: up a bit more often, and these sorts of things.
Speaker 13: I suppose it's it's times like this, isn't it when
Speaker 13: you appreciate the ones classes to you, But you also
Speaker 13: you can't take for granted the friendships and how people
Speaker 13: are actually going. So I suppose just to just to
Speaker 13: be able to always get on the front foot and
Speaker 13: stay connected with people and be able to reach out
Speaker 13: to mate if you know they are struggling, and have
Speaker 13: a chat to them.
Speaker 3: So sometimes you also don't know what people are going through.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you don't.
Speaker 13: Do it, you know, and that's a really that's a
Speaker 13: really difficult thing. So but you know, you sort of
Speaker 13: look at it, you look at the good times. Well,
Speaker 13: I remember when he first come to the footy Cup
Speaker 13: and yeah, what you people asking you what his nickname is?
Speaker 13: Now the four Sellard boys are famous family. I think
Speaker 13: you got Scoter. I'm not sure. Joel's probably going the
Speaker 13: greatest of all time. I'm not sure what Adam was
Speaker 13: West Coast, but Troy's was Bonner and uh And people
Speaker 13: ask me how you get Banner, and you go, well,
Speaker 13: you know great thing about footy cubs. They'll give you nicknames.
Speaker 13: Craig mccraye, one of the funniest characters I'll play with there, Collingwood,
Speaker 13: couch Tybil, Troy Telwood, he needs he needs your nickname?
Speaker 13: Tell Wood, where do you? Where do you sell Wood? Bunnings.
Speaker 13: So that's how we got Bunner. The rest I'll tell
Speaker 13: you what he was. He as hard as a piece
Speaker 13: of for me too as well. That's the way he played.
Speaker 13: And I think Michael Voss spoke about the herold Son
Speaker 13: this morning, about his courage and his ability to put
Speaker 13: his body on the line over and over again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well it's it is times like this where you
Speaker 5: reflect on great stories about your great friend.
Speaker 4: JB.
Speaker 5: We're very sorry for your loss and we appreciate you
Speaker 5: joining us this morning.
Speaker 13: Thanks for having me on and sharing our memories.
Speaker 1: Thanks and look, I think Brownie just touched on it
Speaker 1: like that vulnerability and with blokes, blokes footballers right that
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Speaker 5: by the passing of Troy Seward and my thoughts and
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Speaker 8: I'm describing my partner as a hot dog because he's
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Speaker 17: No?
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Speaker 1: The Experts with Jason Lauren, your vessel specialists who specialized
Speaker 1: in very special things.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Josh Murray and I'm an expert.
Speaker 3: Let's hear from the expert.
Speaker 1: Josh Murray was nine years of age when he started
Speaker 1: out with a few hens in his backyard. At fifteen,
Speaker 1: went to Woolworth with his business, Josh's Rainbow Eggs. He's
Speaker 1: a Victorian from the Masidon Range. As he joins us
Speaker 1: now on No. One hundred, Josh, good morning.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Hey guys.
Speaker 2: How are you Josh?
Speaker 4: We're great? Thank you. How old are you now?
Speaker 5: Because I feel like I've grown up with you, like
Speaker 5: I've watched you on your egg.
Speaker 4: Cartons, from being a young man to a fully grown adult.
Speaker 3: No, we see him on the side trucks, on big trucks.
Speaker 4: You're everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm recredibly I'm twenty four now.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, so old?
Speaker 3: Josh.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I actually I try not too, but it
Speaker 2: is funny to think about how long ago I started this,
Speaker 2: and it's always been oh, you're so young, you're so young,
Speaker 2: You're so young. It continues, but it gets a little quieter.
Speaker 5: Every year, right, yeah, right, I mean twenty four is
Speaker 5: still very young to be Victoria's expert.
Speaker 4: Yes, how did you get into this business?
Speaker 2: I wanted as much Lego as I could get my
Speaker 2: hands on when I was younger, so very good. Yeah
Speaker 2: for Lego in two eight. In two thousand and nine,
Speaker 2: my parents would only buy me Lego two times a year.
Speaker 2: I said, this is out landish. Have you seen the
Speaker 2: collection that they're selling. I need all of them? And
Speaker 2: they're like, okay, we'll figure it out. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh damn. My mother's like, hey, got forty chickens, you
Speaker 2: take care of them. You can sell the eggs. And
Speaker 2: I thought this, this seems manageable, and so that's really
Speaker 2: how we started.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, you're a little kid entrepreneur though, because
Speaker 5: if my parents said just work it out, I'd be like, okay,
Speaker 5: I worked it out on and I'm not getting the Lego.
Speaker 3: You just give it.
Speaker 2: And I don't think you've seen the two thousand and
Speaker 2: nine Lego Star. I think I think you bring powerful
Speaker 2: emotions out of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a Lego fan. I get you.
Speaker 1: Josh, is eggs big business right now.
Speaker 2: As far as if there's much money in it, it's commodities, right,
Speaker 2: there's not much money and commodities. But I really enjoy it.
Speaker 2: It's really great and we get to give back.
Speaker 13: Right.
Speaker 3: How many eggs were pumping out a day? There not?
Speaker 2: No, So it really depends on the week, depends how
Speaker 2: the chickens are going. But typically I'm getting about two
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty thousand eggs out of that a day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how many? How many eggs a chicken lay?
Speaker 2: A chicken lays and egg every twenty six hours and
Speaker 2: that's the.
Speaker 13: Kind of peak.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What came of purst the chicken or the eggs?
Speaker 3: Jesus?
Speaker 2: Okay, so think about no, no, no, no, no, no, listen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that at some point there was an egg
Speaker 2: laid that had the first ever like DNA accurate chicken
Speaker 2: in it. So it's got to be the.
Speaker 3: Egg, right, yeah, yeah, of course.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, right, dinosaur laid it cheese?
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably right.
Speaker 4: I mean chickens dinosaurs, they've been around.
Speaker 2: Forever somewhat they're tangentially connected for sure.
Speaker 4: Right, I confess I hate chicken.
Speaker 3: That's the market. Whoa, what about those little ones that
Speaker 3: are in the barbecue packet?
Speaker 4: Like chicken creamy?
Speaker 5: Chickens freak me out? I want to collect eggs from
Speaker 5: a chicken coopment or is worst experience.
Speaker 3: They freaked me out.
Speaker 4: They just they.
Speaker 2: Chickens freak people out, and I.
Speaker 4: Want that to do it. Today's show cross and they
Speaker 4: put me.
Speaker 5: I wore gum boots in this big chicken thing like
Speaker 5: to throw the seed around, and all the chickens came
Speaker 5: for me, and I like, they'll do.
Speaker 13: That, they'll do that.
Speaker 1: They shifty.
Speaker 2: You got to think about them as like they're not
Speaker 2: quite dog like, but they're like.
Speaker 4: Cat like make cats cats.
Speaker 2: They'll come by, they'll hang out, they make their little
Speaker 2: clucking noisies. You just got to appreciate the.
Speaker 3: Experience for it.
Speaker 1: Bit.
Speaker 3: My wife and I were having a fight the other day.
Speaker 3: I do I have to eat the shop?
Speaker 2: Okay, So how long is it taking you? How long
Speaker 2: is it taking you to eat the eggs?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Because if you're getting them, if you're getting them done
Speaker 2: in less than ten days, who cares?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: But after ten days, it's starting to the actual and
Speaker 2: you'll notice this when you crack the egg onto the
Speaker 2: pan right, it'll spread out, And that's what happens when
Speaker 2: the egg is a little older. So if you want
Speaker 2: to prevent that, if you want to eat your eggs,
Speaker 2: you know, two, three, four weeks after you buy them,
Speaker 2: I'd absolutely refrigerate them.
Speaker 1: Josh, how do you like your eggs scrambled? For sure?
Speaker 3: Josh Clent's been waiting to get that question out for
Speaker 3: the last.
Speaker 1: I just as an egg guy, I want to know
Speaker 1: how how the big fella likes his eggs.
Speaker 2: So it's actually not just traditional scrambled though, So what
Speaker 2: my dad would do is he would make so it's
Speaker 2: scrambled eggs. And then what you do is is how
Speaker 2: they do it in Turkey is you have yoga with
Speaker 2: a spice mix and dan also I believe it's chili
Speaker 2: oil on the top, So it's Turkish scrambled eggs and
Speaker 2: they'll do that with like a fakata and that's the
Speaker 2: best way to have eggs in my opinion.
Speaker 13: That's a hell.
Speaker 2: I'm willing to die.
Speaker 4: Hey, what's the most amount of yolks you've ever seen
Speaker 4: in an egg?
Speaker 1: Three.
Speaker 3: Now just question you can still yeah on the double
Speaker 3: yo because that safe for.
Speaker 2: I can tell you we get double yolk is mostly
Speaker 2: from our younger chicken. So what happens is right when
Speaker 2: a chicken starts laying eggs, their body is still think
Speaker 2: about it like muscle memory for an athlete. Their body
Speaker 2: is still trying to figure out, like how to lay
Speaker 2: eggs correctly. Inside the Filippian tube, a second egg is
Speaker 2: accidentally released and joins the next day's egg, and then
Speaker 2: they are formed together. And that's just basically like a misprint.
Speaker 5: So the egg it's the same thinking about chickens, Fallopius.
Speaker 2: You know what I was thinking about that before I
Speaker 2: said the.
Speaker 5: Eggs all be there's nothing wrong with important, But I
Speaker 5: like just thinking eggs or eggs and they're not.
Speaker 1: But think of the scramble.
Speaker 3: I thought the eggs were laid out of their own norse.
Speaker 1: What do you mean they don't come out of the norse.
Speaker 3: That's where I thought the eggs came out.
Speaker 2: They don't have a noose.
Speaker 4: Where do they put from their mouths?
Speaker 1: One? Yeah, it's it's it's it's a multi purpose.
Speaker 3: It's a multild.
Speaker 2: It's called the hatch.
Speaker 3: Open, so I don't know what You don't know what's
Speaker 3: going to come out, and the philopian tubes merge and
Speaker 3: it all comes out of one spot.
Speaker 2: I mean imagine the body doesn't have an issue keeping
Speaker 2: those separate.
Speaker 4: I don't like chickens.
Speaker 3: You're talking to the wrong guy.
Speaker 4: I like eggs. I like eggs. Do you eat chicken?
Speaker 4: Do you like roast chicken? Do you like chicken parmers?
Speaker 1: You don't have to juxtaposition, isn't it.
Speaker 2: We'll take a breather so I don't give anyone whiplash. Yes,
Speaker 2: I love chicken.
Speaker 3: It's a nugget.
Speaker 2: Chicken, beautiful food.
Speaker 3: Even look out at the farm scene running around. Imagine
Speaker 3: him in crumbs with their multi.
Speaker 2: Purpose A bit laying hands aren't really multi purpose, right
Speaker 2: are They're pretty much just.
Speaker 3: For length out of the one hole.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm shook by the one hole. It's a hatch.
Speaker 3: Sorry, the hat hatch, the hatch, not the.
Speaker 4: Hey, when will the egg shortage be over? Because we
Speaker 4: are starving?
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I know we didn't get even influenza, but
Speaker 2: our business isn't running better because of the egg shortage.
Speaker 2: The chickens lay the same amount of eggs Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: looking at I've been talking to some people in the industry.
Speaker 2: I think it'll be August. Is what's going around August
Speaker 2: in the industry right now. It could be a little sooner.
Speaker 2: It looks like things should start getting a little bit
Speaker 2: more normalized around that that, you know, July August period.
Speaker 3: Josh, Just one more on the scramble?
Speaker 1: Where sit on? Better in the scramble?
Speaker 13: You know what?
Speaker 2: I have to be honest with you, a moment of vulnerability. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've never tried it.
Speaker 3: You must try. You go cook. We'll stay on the
Speaker 3: air and wait for your review.
Speaker 2: Absolutely better scramble. Well, next time you guys have me on,
Speaker 2: I'll let you know how it was.
Speaker 3: Stay with us Melbourne to fetter or not? That is
Speaker 3: the question.
Speaker 4: I've learned things I never thought I needed to know today.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Josh, Josh, mate, congratulations on your success. I
Speaker 3: love seeing like young entrepreneurs, you know, following their dreamer
Speaker 3: and you're absolutely killing it mate.
Speaker 5: And I love seeing your trucks on the freeway with
Speaker 5: your big face on them.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys. It's wonderful to talk to you. I
Speaker 2: had a really good time.
Speaker 3: My wife, my wife, my wife, dropped a little bit
Speaker 3: of cash for my Christmas present, So your cross.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 5: I saw Jason and knew Clint were at all ordered
Speaker 5: wedding together about three weeks before Christmas, and she was
Speaker 5: really stuck on what to get you for a Christmas gift.
Speaker 5: And I made a suggestion, and you only I That
Speaker 5: was early December. I forgot about it, and then the
Speaker 5: other day you told me she bought you once for
Speaker 5: his man cave.
Speaker 4: I said, get him a wine fridge.
Speaker 3: Shut him in the wine fridge.
Speaker 4: He can put his beautiful wines in there that no
Speaker 4: one else can touch.
Speaker 1: You can have some deep doubles, a beer fridge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the top park can be cold.
Speaker 1: Present.
Speaker 5: It's great and I knew you'd like it, and I said,
Speaker 5: get him a good one.
Speaker 4: I sent him some. I sent him some links to
Speaker 4: some good But did you like the one for it?
Speaker 3: Awesome, amazing presents, very grown up.
Speaker 4: Having a wine fridge, It's very flash.
Speaker 3: What I didn't expect was a follow up gift presence.
Speaker 4: We love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm like, I'm terrible opening gifts in front
Speaker 3: of people.
Speaker 1: Shocking. One of the worst things outside of having Happy
Speaker 1: Birthday sung to you. That's one of the opening a
Speaker 1: gift in front of an audience.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. Yeah, well sometimes I just take a
Speaker 3: second to take it in and then they think.
Speaker 1: Or reading the card. I hate reading the card.
Speaker 4: I love the beautiful card.
Speaker 5: And then you go, oh your hands it over and
Speaker 5: so overcome us always nice.
Speaker 3: And such a girl. Nice, Happy birthday. Jason.
Speaker 4: Paul's never given me a card. We have this disturbate all.
Speaker 1: The time, and you'd write war and peace.
Speaker 4: He just doesn't write cards.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, wouldn't it be nice to write something
Speaker 5: thoughtful and nice? He's like, now you know what.
Speaker 3: I love those little gift stickers that you put on
Speaker 3: the present. They're the best. They're the best. You're not
Speaker 3: fitting a spiel on there. Anyway. I'm opening the present.
Speaker 3: I can feel big. I'd say shoebox size, A bit smaller,
Speaker 3: a bit smaller, And it felt like it was clothing
Speaker 3: because like, you know, I could move it around and
Speaker 3: I could hear, you know, like you get those next pillow,
Speaker 3: not a neck pillow, you get those stretchy pants or
Speaker 3: not stretchy, those pants parachute, but we can hear ye Okay.
Speaker 3: I ripped it open, it wasn't parachute pants. It was
Speaker 3: a satchel bag, like a bum bag, like a little
Speaker 3: over the shoulder thing. What do they call them? We're
Speaker 3: looking getting Jason Lauren once. We definitely want a bag
Speaker 3: like a like a like a who was a bag
Speaker 3: with a towel and a little oh, like a beach bag, little.
Speaker 1: Fog pass, a tote bag, a fog.
Speaker 5: Pa off for swimming, like a swimming bag so you
Speaker 5: can put your wet things in it.
Speaker 4: It's a plastic like a waterproof bag.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with my gym membership.
Speaker 4: Yes, let's be honest.
Speaker 3: You will.
Speaker 5: You have used it in the sauna, in the steam room.
Speaker 5: You often say I'm going to go down and just
Speaker 5: get a day passed.
Speaker 3: It's exactly what I've been doing swimming. No, God, no,
Speaker 3: I've just been using the steam room.
Speaker 4: I went down the steamroom.
Speaker 3: Steam scrap. They're like, let's give you a tour of
Speaker 3: the gym, and.
Speaker 5: I might be needing that won't where's the cafeteria and
Speaker 5: where is the steam room?
Speaker 3: Well the worst bit is right next to the gym membership.
Speaker 3: That she's got me is like a pub dash restaurant.
Speaker 1: I can see it.
Speaker 3: It's insane.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Brighton Baths and you get a membership to the pub.
Speaker 3: Well, no, The problem is I've been using the membership
Speaker 3: to go to the steam room, and then I walk
Speaker 3: out of the steam room and I go, well, well
Speaker 3: i'm here, I might as well get fish and chips.
Speaker 4: Next door, dehydrate, and I don't work out.
Speaker 3: I've been putting weight on since going to the gym.
Speaker 5: You're going to have to pound some pound some k's
Speaker 5: on the treadmill first.
Speaker 3: Also, there's an outdoor workout area.
Speaker 4: Oh, I quite like that so.
Speaker 3: People can see you're pumping iron from the street.
Speaker 4: You're not pumping.
Speaker 13: I'm not pumped.
Speaker 4: What would you do at the gym?
Speaker 5: Would you a treadmill guy, your rolling machine guy, your
Speaker 5: weight sky thrust?
Speaker 3: I am a steam room sort of guy.
Speaker 4: I am a fish and chip guy.
Speaker 3: I'm a steamroom guy. And then I'm going next door
Speaker 3: to grab some food.
Speaker 1: I can't come down with you. We can run through
Speaker 1: a few I don't need circuits, circuit I.
Speaker 3: Don't need you shirtless. Watching all the old birds are
Speaker 3: bright and looking at you like a bit of young candy.
Speaker 4: Do you know how to do a dead lift?
Speaker 3: If I tried to do a lift, I'd be dead.
Speaker 3: Is that a dead.
Speaker 4: Lift in your case?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Sorry Melbourne Roulette.
Speaker 5: But Clip just said I've got a package driving and
Speaker 5: I can't work out what it'd be.
Speaker 4: Last night, I said, have you bought anything recently? And
Speaker 4: he goes, well, I bought it. Clip, You'd say.
Speaker 3: Clint, what did you say? Ten seconds ten seconds before
Speaker 3: the song finished, you.
Speaker 1: Said, I bought a thing that goes on the bedside.
Speaker 4: White noise machine.
Speaker 1: White noise machine.
Speaker 4: But when he sleeps, and I said, like a baby.
Speaker 4: The adults use them.
Speaker 1: I've been using it on YouTube just at night to
Speaker 1: get to sleep.
Speaker 3: How do you go when the ads pop?
Speaker 1: I got the premium version.
Speaker 4: For a premium version, it.
Speaker 1: Goes for ten hours on YouTube.
Speaker 4: And you listen to white noise.
Speaker 1: Listen to white noise. About three o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 1: I turn it off.
Speaker 4: Do you know you caught a baby? White noise machine?
Speaker 1: Some which doubles is a like a mini clock.
Speaker 3: I think a question. I want to hang on a question.
Speaker 4: Because does have an oil burner in it?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, you know what it will have ROMs in
Speaker 3: the morning because my three year old, that's right, three
Speaker 3: year old use this one. Do you have the nightlight
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 1: I think it's got a light component.
Speaker 4: I think that's a baby. Sure, adults can do whatever
Speaker 4: they want.
Speaker 1: Well, a friend got me onto it from baby in
Speaker 1: Queensland who also works breakfast hours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he has two babies.
Speaker 1: And he and his wife because they used it for
Speaker 1: the babies, for the kids, and now they use it
Speaker 1: and they are like, the sleep has been amazing romance.
Speaker 1: I said, give it, give it a whoon, and I
Speaker 1: did one night when I couldn't get to sleep in it.
Speaker 3: Buddy, can I ask you an honest question? Do you
Speaker 3: sleep in a squaddle?
Speaker 4: Jason Lorenz dead?
Speaker 1: Can we come back to it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, I sleep with meditation app sometimes and I go
Speaker 5: to bed much before Paul. And when we're away, he walked.
Speaker 5: He stayed out having drinks, snowing to bed with my
Speaker 5: meditation up on and it's a man talking and he walked.
Speaker 4: In and flood up. Thought there was a guy in
Speaker 4: the room talking to me. He was like, what is
Speaker 4: happening here? And turn the lights on. And I was
Speaker 4: sound asleep all right with someone telling me to breathe
Speaker 4: in full and breathe out.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Jessica Jessica, are you an adult sleeps?
Speaker 3: You're the white noise machine?
Speaker 1: No shocked?
Speaker 5: I am especially like that would just be so sexy
Speaker 5: when you bring a girl home.
Speaker 1: Hey, no judgment.
Speaker 3: I can play ocean sounds.
Speaker 4: Or would you prefer rainfall?
Speaker 3: Oh? Why are you putting your clothes back?
Speaker 4: I could do rainfall. I would find that peaceful.
Speaker 1: Hey, Jessica, try it, Try it. I'll send you the link.
Speaker 1: Jess back to jesse.
Speaker 3: All right, how this works is you give us a
Speaker 3: few of your bills. We will tap our card if
Speaker 3: it's approved. Done, We paid for it, and that's up
Speaker 3: to you whether you want to play on. But if
Speaker 3: you get a decline, you lose the lot.
Speaker 5: Now Jessica has registered three bills. Jessica, which one you
Speaker 5: want to go for?
Speaker 4: First?
Speaker 1: Your friend?
Speaker 4: Rate the rates?
Speaker 5: Two thousand, five hundred and eighty dollars for rates? Will
Speaker 5: our card be approved or declined?
Speaker 3: That's it, that's a spinny rate bill.
Speaker 5: Rates are expensive, Jesus, you're that's why we'll try and pay.
Speaker 15: No, we're in the arrangers, So we go.
Speaker 3: On the big bill two thousand, five hundred.
Speaker 4: And eighty rates. All right, we're going to tap the card.
Speaker 4: On that.
Speaker 5: She's also registered at two and a half thousand dollars
Speaker 5: for the credit card and a nine hundred and seventy
Speaker 5: five dollars for motor bike insurance. But she wants to
Speaker 5: go for the rates first, two, five, eight oh.
Speaker 3: Gone? Big? Will she be going home.
Speaker 5: Declimb loaded up with a different amount of cash every day?
Speaker 4: Jace, can yess ye?
Speaker 5: Can we tap it on the motorbike insurance and see
Speaker 5: if it would have been approved?
Speaker 3: Let's check the motorbile.
Speaker 5: This is nine hundred, not to and a half thousands
Speaker 5: that should have gone the motorbike insurance. Yes, thank you anyway,
Speaker 5: So you know what was worth a crack for one
Speaker 5: phone call? You could have had two and a half
Speaker 5: thousand paid off the rates, but she didn't.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm going to put you in the
Speaker 3: running for Nobor's cash or the car.
Speaker 14: Okay, yes, great, thank you.
Speaker 3: No way, it's twenty five k or a brand new
Speaker 3: Kia Sportage SX hybrid worth a try. Just get on
Speaker 3: the air a registered by the Noble Player app.
Speaker 5: Today we paid off someone's divorce solicitor this week with
Speaker 5: offers electricity bills, their rent.
Speaker 1: Guys, I feel I feel judged. I'm still I'm still
Speaker 1: now festering this white noise situation. Okay, I'll tell you what,
Speaker 1: tell you what I need some backing. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: What are you used to falls?
Speaker 1: Get any an adult that uses a white noise that
Speaker 1: you're asking for?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. Is there any other adult besides
Speaker 3: our man child here around? Anybody who uses.
Speaker 4: A white noise machine to go to sleep?
Speaker 3: If you're just join us, Clint has just dropped a bombshell.
Speaker 3: He's forty going on four. He sleeps with a sound
Speaker 3: machine at night white noise machine, well, at a nightlight.
Speaker 1: At the moment, I've been running it from YouTube just
Speaker 1: on my phone, but I've since ordered a device which
Speaker 1: sits on your bedside table, which is a white noise machine.
Speaker 4: In the shape of a Teddy bet I.
Speaker 3: Ockon, you want to put that away if you bring
Speaker 3: someone home. We have asked, are you the only adult
Speaker 3: if in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Keep the night light and the sound machine for Walcot?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Are you? Are you an adult in Melbourne who
Speaker 3: uses a sound machine to sleep?
Speaker 4: The phones have gone a bit late, haven't they? Bananas over?
Speaker 3: My mate sleepy Sedesh, just message me.
Speaker 1: Is he asleep?
Speaker 4: He's all the time?
Speaker 12: I know.
Speaker 3: But he uses one as well. He listens to the ocean.
Speaker 5: But how does he justify standing up falling?
Speaker 4: He also uses your conversation chakes.
Speaker 3: Probably why he can't take the family to the beach.
Speaker 3: You'll just hear the waves and stop.
Speaker 4: He's like, wake up, Jeff, wake up.
Speaker 1: But we're good. So what are you saying that? Plenty
Speaker 1: of people are doing it. Don't worry about I.
Speaker 4: Use an app. But it's a meditation.
Speaker 3: Do you know what you're not? A few ladies go
Speaker 3: to bed with Chris Himsworth. Remember he released this.
Speaker 12: Welcome to your First Sleep visualization. This visualization is designed
Speaker 12: to lull your mind into a peaceful and calm state. No,
Speaker 12: not even fall asleep before the end.
Speaker 4: Oh that would give me.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 5: No, imagine me going to bed listening to that. Paul
Speaker 5: would be like, what is going.
Speaker 3: On where Chris are friends with? It's a bit awkward
Speaker 3: when you're actually made.
Speaker 4: That's my friend's husband. I can't listen to.
Speaker 3: That when you put it like that.
Speaker 1: No, that's not for me.
Speaker 3: What's to bed with your hobby? Last night?
Speaker 1: Darbe I'll have white noise thing thirty twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Are you an adult that sleeps with a sleep machine?
Speaker 3: Clinch disrupped a bombshell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've I've gone online to buy a white noise
Speaker 1: machine to help me sleep at night.
Speaker 5: Yes, which I didn't realize adults or using white noise machines.
Speaker 4: But turns out, as we've asked, how.
Speaker 5: Wonderful sleep deprived listeners if they too are requiring a
Speaker 5: white noise machine.
Speaker 4: And there are many people back in here.
Speaker 1: You listen to this lone. It's called the dream Egg.
Speaker 1: It's known as a sound machine alarm clock. It has
Speaker 1: six different oh sorry, twenty nine soothing sound settings, and
Speaker 1: it's dimmable as well.
Speaker 3: Your family are into it as well, I believe.
Speaker 1: Well, my now, this is a little shout out to
Speaker 1: my Auntie Wander this show religiously. She's just text me.
Speaker 1: She uses a different technique. She sleeps with the radio
Speaker 1: on all night, but she's all night. She's been blind
Speaker 1: since birth. She says, I sleep with the radio on
Speaker 1: all night because I can't sleep. I don't think i'd
Speaker 1: need the light though.
Speaker 3: Trying a bit of shade, Natalie, you're an adult uses
Speaker 3: a sleep machine, Yes, I do.
Speaker 4: What is your machine? What noise does it make?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 14: Like Crins has got about I wouldn't say twenty nine.
Speaker 14: It maybe has like about five or six. But our
Speaker 14: favorite is the like waterfall.
Speaker 3: I need to peel you said, our favorite. So you
Speaker 3: got a partner in the bed with you. Do you
Speaker 3: ever put on the waterfall to create the mood?
Speaker 14: No? Maybe it's always on. It's always on and it
Speaker 14: helps helps you sleep, Yeah, it does. Originally it started
Speaker 14: because of five months old in our was in our bedroom.
Speaker 4: Baby.
Speaker 3: It's someone who had a kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then the kids go out of it and
Speaker 4: have it.
Speaker 1: We've all been kids.
Speaker 3: Go to Richmond, Emily, good morning. You're in adult use?
Speaker 1: Is on my hood?
Speaker 3: See noise machine?
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, clean the hood? That's where is that? Richmond?
Speaker 14: Yes?
Speaker 3: Well at all?
Speaker 15: Thirty nine nine. Two reasons they use white noise.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 15: One, I've got three kids, so you know, ground that out.
Speaker 15: And two I've actually got a bit of a phobia
Speaker 15: and vomit and living in Richmond like quite a busy area.
Speaker 15: I don't want to hear that Friday Saturday night, So like.
Speaker 4: Are you wearing that much vomit?
Speaker 3: What's more? Just the people up announce one spring. Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's go for one more vomitine right.
Speaker 15: Like the library and the people that walk up and down.
Speaker 5: To I know exactly what you want, people come and
Speaker 5: vomit out in the front of your house.
Speaker 11: Okay.
Speaker 15: Can I tell you if I've had people like do
Speaker 15: a poo.
Speaker 3: Outside my house, did you not make it home?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 14: That's where the.
Speaker 15: White noise comes in. Very handy.
Speaker 1: You don't want to hear public house, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Oh my?
Speaker 5: Yes, the people doing in Richmond, just walking around pooing
Speaker 5: on people's front.
Speaker 1: But if you've got white noise, Lauren, it never happened.
Speaker 10: That's it.
Speaker 15: I just rounded out and I've got like the app
Speaker 15: and then i use the extreme rainfall mix with the thunderstorm.
Speaker 3: So it's like.
Speaker 1: You, Danny L back me up. Do you have a
Speaker 1: white noise machine?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 16: I back you up for it. I'm forty three and
Speaker 16: listen to it every night. It only goes for three
Speaker 16: hours and I wake up pressly start. But I even
Speaker 16: have to use it when I'm staying with friends or
Speaker 16: we're going for like a holiday. I have to put
Speaker 16: earphone thing because I can't not have it.
Speaker 2: On.
Speaker 3: Do you travel every weekend for weekend today in your
Speaker 3: carry out? Oh my god? If they pull them aside?
Speaker 4: What dream maker?
Speaker 3: It's my dream egg insecurity? Excuse me, sir, something been
Speaker 3: flagged on the X ray machine.
Speaker 4: It's my dream egg helps me sleep at night. You're
Speaker 4: gonna take your pillow on the plane.
Speaker 1: Can you to judge? Can you judge me? But have
Speaker 1: a look at Melbourne.
Speaker 4: You got your widdow Teddy Bear to take on the plane.
Speaker 1: You're done?
Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you for being.
Speaker 4: Next. You'll be taking his electric blanket on the plane.
Speaker 1: I can't. I'll bring it in tomorrow. If it comes today,
Speaker 1: I'll bring it in tomorrow. Please.
Speaker 5: Do you know when I use the meditation app you
Speaker 5: have to actually have a setting on Spotify to then
Speaker 5: not play the next thing because it sends me to sleep,
Speaker 5: and then it just goes to the next song and
Speaker 5: it's like body rockers, and.
Speaker 3: Then I just can't wait for the moment you do
Speaker 3: bring someone.
Speaker 4: And they're sorry, love? Do you mind if I put
Speaker 4: this one?
Speaker 3: Do you want the night light on or off?
Speaker 4: Do you want the soft white noise or the hard
Speaker 4: white noise?
Speaker 1: Haven't the soft?
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