WEBVTT - Best Bits: Clint Experienced What It's Like To Be A Parent

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Summer said, here's some of the best bets from Jason.

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<v Speaker 2>Loen while we're on break.

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<v Speaker 1>Jason mentioned before the break that I've got to offer

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<v Speaker 1>you a big pat on the back.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll explain why, because.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have to. I'll just take that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's move on.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Lauren and I tease you a lot about

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<v Speaker 1>about being a busy parent and the riggers of parenting.

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<v Speaker 4>But what the riggers or the carry on well bit

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<v Speaker 4>of both.

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<v Speaker 1>But what I experienced the other night, I was I

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<v Speaker 1>was quite thrown by it. So to set the scene,

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<v Speaker 1>my beautiful sister Casey turned thirty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>The other night we went out.

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<v Speaker 1>We went out for a family dinner to Racoco. It

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<v Speaker 1>was bustling, right, it always busy, very very busy. And

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<v Speaker 1>because it's Casey's birthday, the kids came along, of course

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<v Speaker 1>they did. We had a nice six o'clock sitting Italian

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant kids family. This birthday one and a half and

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<v Speaker 1>three and a half leo six pm.

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<v Speaker 2>Is black horse, isn't it just you weren't there these days?

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<v Speaker 4>He's already angry.

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<v Speaker 1>There are there are sort of mechanisms to sort of

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<v Speaker 1>keep them occupied and in this instance, they've bought these.

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<v Speaker 1>They're sort of iPads, but they're like they're like television

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<v Speaker 1>iPads that sort of sit on the table.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know the once what do you mean folds up?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like a sort of stand.

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<v Speaker 1>But it looks like a MIDI television anyway, So the

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<v Speaker 1>iPads are on.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the iPad isn't just one. I was sitting next

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<v Speaker 2>to one of the boys.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to watch the iPad with him because he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to narrate every second of the TV show he's watching.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, that's annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>That's annoyance number one. Annoyance number two. Their kids Bolonaise

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<v Speaker 1>Noki comes.

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<v Speaker 5>Y Did they bring it out first? Because I love

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<v Speaker 5>a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 6>I also like it when they let the adults or

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<v Speaker 6>off the kids because I love a chicken nugget and

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<v Speaker 6>a chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>And nug It came out about five minutes before our

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<v Speaker 1>so there was a little bit of overlap. But herein

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<v Speaker 1>lies the problem. As they're watching and very preoccupied by

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<v Speaker 1>the little mini television in front of us, the Noki comes.

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<v Speaker 1>They're hungry. Oh they can't feed themselves, can they? The

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<v Speaker 1>old servant over here has to feed the child.

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<v Speaker 4>How old are kids when they start feeding themselves?

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<v Speaker 5>It depends plus then even when they hey, can you

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<v Speaker 5>cut that bit off the other day?

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<v Speaker 3>Cut bloody fat off a steak.

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<v Speaker 6>And oh, I'm thirty seven and I sometimes so Paul,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want the fat on the stake.

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<v Speaker 1>Is three and a half years watching Telly at the

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<v Speaker 1>dinner dinner table.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Uncle Clinton, clan feeding.

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<v Speaker 5>But do you know what, purely so your sister can

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<v Speaker 5>actually have a moment where she gets to celebrate her birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's feeding the one and a half year old, right.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know what I mean, like getting out iPads

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<v Speaker 5>and siblings like you know, for her, it would have

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<v Speaker 5>just been because Lou and I'll be honest, I've had

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<v Speaker 5>a pretty tough week and you know I was a stoppy,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, stoppy bloke walking around here on Wednesday and

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<v Speaker 5>I was all down and and because juggling everything, and

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<v Speaker 5>she would have been like, I just want to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Out for my birthday. Just give me to myself and

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<v Speaker 3>you just try and do everything you can.

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<v Speaker 5>But like we at a moment, we're at the pub

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<v Speaker 5>last Sunday catching up with a friend of ours and

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<v Speaker 5>Archie is running around everyone and I looked at Lou

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<v Speaker 5>and went, I'm just taking him home, and you just

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<v Speaker 5>feel defeated.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just right? Did we even bother leaving the house?

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<v Speaker 1>There are so many layers, it's so hard man and.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the children's stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they decided it's time to color in. Let's color in.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's push the iPad aside and the KNOCKI let's start

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<v Speaker 1>coloring in?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you wake the kids?

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<v Speaker 2>My my meals going cold? Forget about me?

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<v Speaker 4>Tough out there isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Parents?

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<v Speaker 4>We're giving a round.

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<v Speaker 2>Of parents and eat out of applause.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you know what all take aside? That is just

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<v Speaker 3>nice to hear.

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<v Speaker 4>We acknowledged I got it awakening.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh mate, I have enough trouble feeding my own mouth.

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<v Speaker 6>I was going to say, I've been for dinner with

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<v Speaker 6>you before where I've had to feed you.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally I realized after the first one, but no three kids.

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<v Speaker 6>You went back for more and again dinner tonight with

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<v Speaker 6>my two best friends, Jimmer and Dale and their three kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Should I cancel?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Jimmer and dallar going, You're just going to get there

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<v Speaker 5>and there'll be three kids waiting at the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>FORDI Lawrence once you guys have finished eating dinner, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you plunk on the television?

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<v Speaker 2>Generally speaking? Do you get Bennett?

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm still binging below deck?

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<v Speaker 2>But still now?

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<v Speaker 5>Can I just I was onto this first, Like I

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<v Speaker 5>know everyone's just jumped on the below I've been below

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<v Speaker 5>deck for ten years.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I tried.

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<v Speaker 6>I just couldn't handle the Bogans. They're too fairal for me.

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<v Speaker 6>It makes me uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a great shot. It's both the reality show filmed

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<v Speaker 5>on supery.

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<v Speaker 4>But they just get wildly drunk and behave like buffoons.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, where if it was us on there, it

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<v Speaker 3>would be like a nice sit.

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<v Speaker 2>Down staff, especially us. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I can only watch rom coms and easy to

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<v Speaker 6>watch things at nighttime.

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<v Speaker 2>To set you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Lauren got us into this bloody jail show, the

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<v Speaker 5>jail show.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my God, Unlocked.

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<v Speaker 6>It's on Netflix, sus So it's a true series about

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<v Speaker 6>this prison warden in America who decided to unlock the

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<v Speaker 6>doors in this prison in a.

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<v Speaker 4>Certain it's not called a ward that's a hospital. What

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<v Speaker 4>do you call it?

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<v Speaker 3>A cell block?

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<v Speaker 4>Cell block?

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<v Speaker 6>So their doors are open twenty four hours a day

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<v Speaker 6>and they've got to run like a community in there,

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<v Speaker 6>because he's trying to say the prison system in America

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<v Speaker 6>isn't working because these people broken are normally confined to

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<v Speaker 6>twenty three hours a day, and then they get back

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<v Speaker 6>out into society, they're even more cooked. So it's trying

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<v Speaker 6>to make them actually manage relationships.

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<v Speaker 5>And things and rehabilitation to get them back into society.

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<v Speaker 5>At the moment, it's like seventy five percent reoffend and

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<v Speaker 5>are back in jail. Inside the first five.

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<v Speaker 6>Years, these guys were locked up twenty three hours a

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<v Speaker 6>day with one hour of freedom a day, and now

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<v Speaker 6>they're anyway, it's really.

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<v Speaker 4>Good, and I was so into it. I was obsessed

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<v Speaker 4>with it.

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<v Speaker 6>I agree, and I sort of started to light some

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<v Speaker 6>of the prisoners, Like I didn't have the hots for them,

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<v Speaker 6>but I was like, I was quite interested in them.

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<v Speaker 4>I found the whole thing very sad.

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<v Speaker 6>There's some bad people in there, but there's some there's

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<v Speaker 6>some people that have done about.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, do you like a bad boy?

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<v Speaker 2>You got the horn?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't want any I don't want to have

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<v Speaker 4>anything to do with them.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to lock them up twenty three hours

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<v Speaker 3>a day?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Should write to one of them okay, it's taking a chance.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to prison.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually I will settle in after dinner with an episode

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<v Speaker 1>of Master Chef, right right, Yes, that's my go to usually,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's.

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<v Speaker 4>After you've watched Tipping Point.

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<v Speaker 1>So many people have been telling me to watch a

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<v Speaker 1>certain show, and I'm like, I just need to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to sit down watch a few episodes.

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<v Speaker 4>Salt Burn.

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<v Speaker 2>Not Saltburn, it's.

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<v Speaker 3>This you say, this woman is stalking? Yeah, like six months?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe why did it take you so long to report?

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<v Speaker 3>I think she needs help.

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<v Speaker 5>She comes to my work, my house, she sends me

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<v Speaker 5>emails like all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>Really manly hauns. Haven't you chessel Jarline? Do you ever

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<v Speaker 4>wae together? So you're a comedian. It's not going well,

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<v Speaker 4>so is that question? Somebody who was Martha?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you let go my hand now?

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<v Speaker 2>Please?

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<v Speaker 3>Martha?

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<v Speaker 2>Please let your day up.

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<v Speaker 4>Martha.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Baby Reindeer.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone is talking about Baby Reindy. I'm too scared to watching.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't get the accents. Remember when the Bodyguard.

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<v Speaker 5>Bodyguard was huge with the British accent. I couldn't understand

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<v Speaker 5>if you were saying, mum or ma'am.

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<v Speaker 6>You are hang out. Can we just have a minute

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<v Speaker 6>for him? Not understanding an English accent, was.

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<v Speaker 5>Always like mum, I mean ma'am. I'm like, why are

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<v Speaker 5>you calling your sergeant?

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<v Speaker 3>Mum?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh mate? Do you have a passport? Have you ever

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<v Speaker 4>left the country?

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<v Speaker 3>Went to Brisbane once?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean that sums it up.

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<v Speaker 2>So that follows.

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<v Speaker 1>It basically is all about a Scottish comedian, Richard Gadd

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<v Speaker 1>and how his life starts to unravel due to the

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<v Speaker 1>emergence of a stalker, a chray stork.

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<v Speaker 2>It is bloody. I'm just it is so freaky. It

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<v Speaker 2>is freaky teak. This woman's just everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So following him.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched a couple of episodes.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it as scary as expected?

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<v Speaker 6>Because my friend said to me, don't watch it on

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<v Speaker 6>your own, because you won't.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched it on my own anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a true story. Someone just said true store.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely true.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely definitely don't watch.

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<v Speaker 6>It, you're not very I can watch like The Golden

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<v Speaker 6>Girls at night.

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<v Speaker 5>When I've been in traffic with you, and for the

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<v Speaker 5>cartoons left behind us. You're like, they're following us. I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 5>they're just going left like we are.

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<v Speaker 1>I brush my teeth, pop myself into bed, good night

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<v Speaker 1>to the dog, night Pep.

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<v Speaker 2>See you in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Tuck myself up in the dinner feeling very snug, fell asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>I woke up at eleven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>You streaming, yelling, yelling because next to my bed I

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<v Speaker 2>could see her, the woman. She was there next to

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<v Speaker 2>me in bed. I'm yelling at the top of my

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<v Speaker 2>lungs of excitement.

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<v Speaker 4>There was a woman in your room. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 4>know that's why he was away.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the norm.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so vivid, so vivid, and dreams were so

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<v Speaker 2>it was. It was one of the most harrowing experiences.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it a proper night terror?

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<v Speaker 2>It was a night terror, the full night terre.

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<v Speaker 3>It happened without a two year old.

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<v Speaker 6>After watching Baby Raine, watching watching Bam, I mean the

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<v Speaker 6>night terrors.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I get. I get night terror.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I do unt check the pantry, the cupboard, did you.

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<v Speaker 2>I was convinced this woman was still there.

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<v Speaker 5>And then you realize, no girl in my room. Things

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<v Speaker 5>are back to normal. Lock going on at my place

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<v Speaker 5>at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>You have visitors on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, just a quick little shout out to my son

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<v Speaker 5>Felix he's going in for surgery today to.

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<v Speaker 4>Get some teeth taken in luck, Felix.

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<v Speaker 3>Love your buddy.

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<v Speaker 4>I will be there, very brave.

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<v Speaker 3>I will be there eating ice cream with you this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not your excuse to eat jelly and ice cream.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 4>That is for patience only.

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<v Speaker 3>I am a support person, like.

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<v Speaker 4>A support dog will put you in a harness and

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<v Speaker 4>walk you in. I'll support dogs.

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<v Speaker 5>I will not be walked into the scraps, not be

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<v Speaker 5>walked into the in a harness. However, efn me. Don't

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<v Speaker 5>get pretty ice cream. I will wear the harness.

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<v Speaker 4>If I get trades sold weather leash. Good luck, Felix,

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<v Speaker 4>You're very brave.

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 3>My niece's staying with me at the moment. Twenty one and.

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<v Speaker 4>Nineteen gorgeous girls. They came in last week.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're great, they're great, They're great.

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<v Speaker 4>How long are they staying for?

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<v Speaker 3>They leave today, shame.

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<v Speaker 5>But it has been really nice having them here and

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<v Speaker 5>they've been a great help with the kids and all

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<v Speaker 5>that took them the South Melbourne markets.

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<v Speaker 4>These Latsia's daughters.

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<v Speaker 5>They are indeed yet my parents went through an urban stage.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got three older sisters Michelle Rayley. Then they hit

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<v Speaker 5>the urban stage and called their mum Laticia.

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<v Speaker 4>I just love it, but we've gone so rogue. How

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<v Speaker 4>do you go from Laticia to Jason Raylee?

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<v Speaker 3>Michelle, Jason.

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<v Speaker 4>Get in here the favorite? Did she come out of

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<v Speaker 4>the womb like dancing.

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<v Speaker 3>Or something so like with single ladies?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I love her great, But.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, we've done a heap of stuff, all the touristy stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>Took in the Hijinks Hotel at Chadston.

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<v Speaker 4>That's that was a lot of fun hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>It's great.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like it's the game's parst.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like no, no, no, it's like escape rooms, but

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<v Speaker 5>they had more challenge rooms.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't you hate that stuff? Don't say don't try and

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<v Speaker 4>be the cool one. No, no, no, you hate that stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm cool. I loved it, did you not? Really?

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<v Speaker 3>There was a lot of moving around. I was sweating

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<v Speaker 3>by the end.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you're not good at like at challenges like mind twisters.

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<v Speaker 4>That wouldn't be good for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway. On Saturday night, they went to a twenty.

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<v Speaker 4>First twenty first Best year of My Life.

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<v Speaker 5>They went out all afternoon, went to the twenty first.

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<v Speaker 5>They end up coming back to our place.

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<v Speaker 6>Question what did they wear? Now, don't get weird and

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<v Speaker 6>creepy on over your nieces. But now it's just like

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<v Speaker 6>going to twenty first.

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<v Speaker 4>These days there's a lot of skin, a lot of cutouts,

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of skin.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I was impressed.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you say, girls, are you going to get cold?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I did?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, are you going to Captain Baxter first? It's going

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<v Speaker 3>to be quite windy.

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<v Speaker 4>Wear a jacket, jacket girl.

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<v Speaker 5>Now it was about ten o'clock. I'm sitting on the

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<v Speaker 5>couch at home pretty much melting.

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<v Speaker 4>They went out at ten. No, no, no, no, no, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>they've been to the party.

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<v Speaker 3>They were coming home.

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<v Speaker 5>So it was about nine point thirty coming up to ten,

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<v Speaker 5>and they sent a text on Hey, uncle Jay, we're

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<v Speaker 5>heading home now that's early. Would you come to a

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<v Speaker 5>cocktail bar and have a drink with us.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to need to see the text to believe that,

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<v Speaker 6>because all of last week you're wishing that.

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<v Speaker 4>You were going to go out. I swear to God

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<v Speaker 4>and it was going to be your and.

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<v Speaker 3>I sent him my wife Blue. I'm not going it's called.

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<v Speaker 4>It ten, but it's Lasha's daughter I'm.

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<v Speaker 5>Not coming out now. And my wife was like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 5>how often do you have your nieces here? How cool

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<v Speaker 5>would it be for them to go and.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a drink?

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<v Speaker 4>Probably not that cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Shut up, so dressed up, put on that new coat

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<v Speaker 3>I bought.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, very darka Where were you calling?

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<v Speaker 3>Hawker bar?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi?

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<v Speaker 4>It a fancy it's cool little cocktail. Did you have

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<v Speaker 4>your r M. Williams on?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you? Oh my god? He put on his best outfit.

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<v Speaker 4>I rocked up, but I can picture it already. You

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<v Speaker 4>had your r. M.

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<v Speaker 6>Williams, a dark navy jean, a white shirt and your

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<v Speaker 6>new trench coat.

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<v Speaker 5>And I sent a photo of my niece had wait

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<v Speaker 5>for it. I sent a photo on my niece's and

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<v Speaker 5>I at the bar to their mum and her reply was,

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<v Speaker 5>they looked like they got a photo with the bouncer.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to see the victor.

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<v Speaker 3>And then, to make things worse.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you have your collar popped on your trenk?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank god.

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<v Speaker 5>I noticed a couple of people looking at us, and

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<v Speaker 5>then I was wandering to the bathroom. This is about

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<v Speaker 5>ten to twenty and just before I get to the toilet,

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<v Speaker 5>this young guy would have been early thirties, grabs me

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<v Speaker 5>and goes, hey, hey, Jason. I'm like, ohh he.

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<v Speaker 4>Got fun and he goes, is he fun of?

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<v Speaker 5>He goes, I'm a fan of the show. Stuff what

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<v Speaker 5>Lauren and Clint say, You've still got it?

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<v Speaker 4>And how very day?

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<v Speaker 2>And you tune in too?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? Brother? And I looked at him and said, my nieces.

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<v Speaker 4>He thought you had a bird on each wing. Did

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<v Speaker 4>you roll with it?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't you leave the dream alive?

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<v Speaker 2>I was ropeful.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, there, my nieces, get your eyes off from

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<v Speaker 3>your prick.

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<v Speaker 4>He didn't have his eyes on them. He thought they

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<v Speaker 4>were yours. It would have been worse for them than

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<v Speaker 4>it was for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna be a good Jason Lauren Jason Lauren wake up

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<v Speaker 1>feeling Good on over one hundred Jason Lauren Boom on

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<v Speaker 1>socials