Speaker 1: Okay, Summer said, here's some of the best bets from Jason.
Speaker 2: Loen while we're on break.
Speaker 1: Jason mentioned before the break that I've got to offer
Speaker 1: you a big pat on the back.
Speaker 2: I'll explain why, because.
Speaker 3: You don't have to. I'll just take that.
Speaker 2: Let's move on.
Speaker 1: I mean, Lauren and I tease you a lot about
Speaker 1: about being a busy parent and the riggers of parenting.
Speaker 4: But what the riggers or the carry on well bit
Speaker 4: of both.
Speaker 1: But what I experienced the other night, I was I
Speaker 1: was quite thrown by it. So to set the scene,
Speaker 1: my beautiful sister Casey turned thirty eight.
Speaker 2: The other night we went out.
Speaker 1: We went out for a family dinner to Racoco. It
Speaker 1: was bustling, right, it always busy, very very busy. And
Speaker 1: because it's Casey's birthday, the kids came along, of course
Speaker 1: they did. We had a nice six o'clock sitting Italian
Speaker 1: restaurant kids family. This birthday one and a half and
Speaker 1: three and a half leo six pm.
Speaker 2: Is black horse, isn't it just you weren't there these days?
Speaker 4: He's already angry.
Speaker 1: There are there are sort of mechanisms to sort of
Speaker 1: keep them occupied and in this instance, they've bought these.
Speaker 1: They're sort of iPads, but they're like they're like television
Speaker 1: iPads that sort of sit on the table.
Speaker 4: Do you know the once what do you mean folds up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a sort of stand.
Speaker 1: But it looks like a MIDI television anyway, So the
Speaker 1: iPads are on.
Speaker 2: Oh the iPad isn't just one. I was sitting next
Speaker 2: to one of the boys.
Speaker 1: I have to watch the iPad with him because he
Speaker 1: wants to narrate every second of the TV show he's watching.
Speaker 4: Right, that's annoying.
Speaker 1: That's annoyance number one. Annoyance number two. Their kids Bolonaise
Speaker 1: Noki comes.
Speaker 5: Y Did they bring it out first? Because I love
Speaker 5: a restaurant.
Speaker 6: I also like it when they let the adults or
Speaker 6: off the kids because I love a chicken nugget and
Speaker 6: a chicken.
Speaker 1: And nug It came out about five minutes before our
Speaker 1: so there was a little bit of overlap. But herein
Speaker 1: lies the problem. As they're watching and very preoccupied by
Speaker 1: the little mini television in front of us, the Noki comes.
Speaker 1: They're hungry. Oh they can't feed themselves, can they? The
Speaker 1: old servant over here has to feed the child.
Speaker 4: How old are kids when they start feeding themselves?
Speaker 5: It depends plus then even when they hey, can you
Speaker 5: cut that bit off the other day?
Speaker 3: Cut bloody fat off a steak.
Speaker 6: And oh, I'm thirty seven and I sometimes so Paul,
Speaker 6: I don't want the fat on the stake.
Speaker 1: Is three and a half years watching Telly at the
Speaker 1: dinner dinner table.
Speaker 2: Well, Uncle Clinton, clan feeding.
Speaker 5: But do you know what, purely so your sister can
Speaker 5: actually have a moment where she gets to celebrate her birthday.
Speaker 2: I know it's feeding the one and a half year old, right.
Speaker 5: But you know what I mean, like getting out iPads
Speaker 5: and siblings like you know, for her, it would have
Speaker 5: just been because Lou and I'll be honest, I've had
Speaker 5: a pretty tough week and you know I was a stoppy,
Speaker 5: you know, stoppy bloke walking around here on Wednesday and
Speaker 5: I was all down and and because juggling everything, and
Speaker 5: she would have been like, I just want to go.
Speaker 3: Out for my birthday. Just give me to myself and
Speaker 3: you just try and do everything you can.
Speaker 5: But like we at a moment, we're at the pub
Speaker 5: last Sunday catching up with a friend of ours and
Speaker 5: Archie is running around everyone and I looked at Lou
Speaker 5: and went, I'm just taking him home, and you just
Speaker 5: feel defeated.
Speaker 3: You're just right? Did we even bother leaving the house?
Speaker 1: There are so many layers, it's so hard man and.
Speaker 4: One of the children's stuff.
Speaker 1: Then they decided it's time to color in. Let's color in.
Speaker 1: Let's push the iPad aside and the KNOCKI let's start
Speaker 1: coloring in?
Speaker 4: Did you wake the kids?
Speaker 2: My my meals going cold? Forget about me?
Speaker 4: Tough out there isn't it?
Speaker 2: Parents?
Speaker 4: We're giving a round.
Speaker 2: Of parents and eat out of applause.
Speaker 3: Well you know what all take aside? That is just
Speaker 3: nice to hear.
Speaker 4: We acknowledged I got it awakening.
Speaker 2: Oh mate, I have enough trouble feeding my own mouth.
Speaker 6: I was going to say, I've been for dinner with
Speaker 6: you before where I've had to feed you.
Speaker 3: Finally I realized after the first one, but no three kids.
Speaker 6: You went back for more and again dinner tonight with
Speaker 6: my two best friends, Jimmer and Dale and their three kids.
Speaker 4: Should I cancel?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Jimmer and dallar going, You're just going to get there
Speaker 5: and there'll be three kids waiting at the restaurant.
Speaker 1: FORDI Lawrence once you guys have finished eating dinner, what
Speaker 1: do you plunk on the television?
Speaker 2: Generally speaking? Do you get Bennett?
Speaker 3: And I'm still binging below deck?
Speaker 2: But still now?
Speaker 5: Can I just I was onto this first, Like I
Speaker 5: know everyone's just jumped on the below I've been below
Speaker 5: deck for ten years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I tried.
Speaker 6: I just couldn't handle the Bogans. They're too fairal for me.
Speaker 6: It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: It's a great shot. It's both the reality show filmed
Speaker 5: on supery.
Speaker 4: But they just get wildly drunk and behave like buffoons.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, where if it was us on there, it
Speaker 3: would be like a nice sit.
Speaker 2: Down staff, especially us. Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, I can only watch rom coms and easy to
Speaker 6: watch things at nighttime.
Speaker 2: To set you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Lauren got us into this bloody jail show, the
Speaker 5: jail show.
Speaker 4: Oh my God, Unlocked.
Speaker 6: It's on Netflix, sus So it's a true series about
Speaker 6: this prison warden in America who decided to unlock the
Speaker 6: doors in this prison in a.
Speaker 4: Certain it's not called a ward that's a hospital. What
Speaker 4: do you call it?
Speaker 3: A cell block?
Speaker 4: Cell block?
Speaker 6: So their doors are open twenty four hours a day
Speaker 6: and they've got to run like a community in there,
Speaker 6: because he's trying to say the prison system in America
Speaker 6: isn't working because these people broken are normally confined to
Speaker 6: twenty three hours a day, and then they get back
Speaker 6: out into society, they're even more cooked. So it's trying
Speaker 6: to make them actually manage relationships.
Speaker 5: And things and rehabilitation to get them back into society.
Speaker 5: At the moment, it's like seventy five percent reoffend and
Speaker 5: are back in jail. Inside the first five.
Speaker 6: Years, these guys were locked up twenty three hours a
Speaker 6: day with one hour of freedom a day, and now
Speaker 6: they're anyway, it's really.
Speaker 4: Good, and I was so into it. I was obsessed
Speaker 4: with it.
Speaker 6: I agree, and I sort of started to light some
Speaker 6: of the prisoners, Like I didn't have the hots for them,
Speaker 6: but I was like, I was quite interested in them.
Speaker 4: I found the whole thing very sad.
Speaker 6: There's some bad people in there, but there's some there's
Speaker 6: some people that have done about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you like a bad boy?
Speaker 2: You got the horn?
Speaker 4: No, I don't want any I don't want to have
Speaker 4: anything to do with them.
Speaker 3: Do you want to lock them up twenty three hours
Speaker 3: a day?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: Should write to one of them okay, it's taking a chance.
Speaker 4: I don't want to prison.
Speaker 1: Usually I will settle in after dinner with an episode
Speaker 1: of Master Chef, right right, Yes, that's my go to usually,
Speaker 1: but that's.
Speaker 4: After you've watched Tipping Point.
Speaker 1: So many people have been telling me to watch a
Speaker 1: certain show, and I'm like, I just need to do it.
Speaker 1: I need to sit down watch a few episodes.
Speaker 4: Salt Burn.
Speaker 2: Not Saltburn, it's.
Speaker 3: This you say, this woman is stalking? Yeah, like six months?
Speaker 2: Maybe why did it take you so long to report?
Speaker 3: I think she needs help.
Speaker 5: She comes to my work, my house, she sends me
Speaker 5: emails like all the time.
Speaker 4: Really manly hauns. Haven't you chessel Jarline? Do you ever
Speaker 4: wae together? So you're a comedian. It's not going well,
Speaker 4: so is that question? Somebody who was Martha?
Speaker 3: Can you let go my hand now?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 3: Martha?
Speaker 2: Please let your day up.
Speaker 4: Martha.
Speaker 2: It's Baby Reindeer.
Speaker 4: Everyone is talking about Baby Reindy. I'm too scared to watching.
Speaker 3: I don't get the accents. Remember when the Bodyguard.
Speaker 5: Bodyguard was huge with the British accent. I couldn't understand
Speaker 5: if you were saying, mum or ma'am.
Speaker 6: You are hang out. Can we just have a minute
Speaker 6: for him? Not understanding an English accent, was.
Speaker 5: Always like mum, I mean ma'am. I'm like, why are
Speaker 5: you calling your sergeant?
Speaker 3: Mum?
Speaker 4: Oh mate? Do you have a passport? Have you ever
Speaker 4: left the country?
Speaker 3: Went to Brisbane once?
Speaker 4: I mean that sums it up.
Speaker 2: So that follows.
Speaker 1: It basically is all about a Scottish comedian, Richard Gadd
Speaker 1: and how his life starts to unravel due to the
Speaker 1: emergence of a stalker, a chray stork.
Speaker 2: It is bloody. I'm just it is so freaky. It
Speaker 2: is freaky teak. This woman's just everywhere.
Speaker 3: Right, So following him.
Speaker 2: I watched a couple of episodes.
Speaker 4: Is it as scary as expected?
Speaker 6: Because my friend said to me, don't watch it on
Speaker 6: your own, because you won't.
Speaker 2: I watched it on my own anyway.
Speaker 4: It's a true story. Someone just said true store.
Speaker 2: Absolutely true.
Speaker 4: Absolutely definitely don't watch.
Speaker 6: It, you're not very I can watch like The Golden
Speaker 6: Girls at night.
Speaker 5: When I've been in traffic with you, and for the
Speaker 5: cartoons left behind us. You're like, they're following us. I'm like, no,
Speaker 5: they're just going left like we are.
Speaker 1: I brush my teeth, pop myself into bed, good night
Speaker 1: to the dog, night Pep.
Speaker 2: See you in the morning.
Speaker 1: Tuck myself up in the dinner feeling very snug, fell asleep.
Speaker 1: I woke up at eleven o'clock.
Speaker 2: You streaming, yelling, yelling because next to my bed I
Speaker 2: could see her, the woman. She was there next to
Speaker 2: me in bed. I'm yelling at the top of my
Speaker 2: lungs of excitement.
Speaker 4: There was a woman in your room. I'm trying to
Speaker 4: know that's why he was away.
Speaker 3: Of the norm.
Speaker 2: It was so vivid, so vivid, and dreams were so
Speaker 2: it was. It was one of the most harrowing experiences.
Speaker 4: Was it a proper night terror?
Speaker 2: It was a night terror, the full night terre.
Speaker 3: It happened without a two year old.
Speaker 6: After watching Baby Raine, watching watching Bam, I mean the
Speaker 6: night terrors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get. I get night terror.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I do unt check the pantry, the cupboard, did you.
Speaker 2: I was convinced this woman was still there.
Speaker 5: And then you realize, no girl in my room. Things
Speaker 5: are back to normal. Lock going on at my place
Speaker 5: at the moment.
Speaker 4: You have visitors on the weekend.
Speaker 5: Also, just a quick little shout out to my son
Speaker 5: Felix he's going in for surgery today to.
Speaker 4: Get some teeth taken in luck, Felix.
Speaker 3: Love your buddy.
Speaker 4: I will be there, very brave.
Speaker 3: I will be there eating ice cream with you this afternoon.
Speaker 4: It's not your excuse to eat jelly and ice cream.
Speaker 3: Excuse me.
Speaker 4: That is for patience only.
Speaker 3: I am a support person, like.
Speaker 4: A support dog will put you in a harness and
Speaker 4: walk you in. I'll support dogs.
Speaker 5: I will not be walked into the scraps, not be
Speaker 5: walked into the in a harness. However, efn me. Don't
Speaker 5: get pretty ice cream. I will wear the harness.
Speaker 4: If I get trades sold weather leash. Good luck, Felix,
Speaker 4: You're very brave.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: My niece's staying with me at the moment. Twenty one and.
Speaker 4: Nineteen gorgeous girls. They came in last week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're great, they're great, They're great.
Speaker 4: How long are they staying for?
Speaker 3: They leave today, shame.
Speaker 5: But it has been really nice having them here and
Speaker 5: they've been a great help with the kids and all
Speaker 5: that took them the South Melbourne markets.
Speaker 4: These Latsia's daughters.
Speaker 5: They are indeed yet my parents went through an urban stage.
Speaker 5: I've got three older sisters Michelle Rayley. Then they hit
Speaker 5: the urban stage and called their mum Laticia.
Speaker 4: I just love it, but we've gone so rogue. How
Speaker 4: do you go from Laticia to Jason Raylee?
Speaker 3: Michelle, Jason.
Speaker 4: Get in here the favorite? Did she come out of
Speaker 4: the womb like dancing.
Speaker 3: Or something so like with single ladies?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I love her great, But.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we've done a heap of stuff, all the touristy stuff.
Speaker 5: Took in the Hijinks Hotel at Chadston.
Speaker 4: That's that was a lot of fun hotel.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 4: It's like it's the game's parst.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like no, no, no, it's like escape rooms, but
Speaker 5: they had more challenge rooms.
Speaker 3: It's really cool.
Speaker 4: Don't you hate that stuff? Don't say don't try and
Speaker 4: be the cool one. No, no, no, you hate that stuff.
Speaker 3: No, I'm cool. I loved it, did you not? Really?
Speaker 3: There was a lot of moving around. I was sweating
Speaker 3: by the end.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're not good at like at challenges like mind twisters.
Speaker 4: That wouldn't be good for you.
Speaker 3: Anyway. On Saturday night, they went to a twenty.
Speaker 4: First twenty first Best year of My Life.
Speaker 5: They went out all afternoon, went to the twenty first.
Speaker 5: They end up coming back to our place.
Speaker 6: Question what did they wear? Now, don't get weird and
Speaker 6: creepy on over your nieces. But now it's just like
Speaker 6: going to twenty first.
Speaker 4: These days there's a lot of skin, a lot of cutouts,
Speaker 4: a lot of skin.
Speaker 3: No, I was impressed.
Speaker 4: Did you say, girls, are you going to get cold?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 3: Oh, are you going to Captain Baxter first? It's going
Speaker 3: to be quite windy.
Speaker 4: Wear a jacket, jacket girl.
Speaker 5: Now it was about ten o'clock. I'm sitting on the
Speaker 5: couch at home pretty much melting.
Speaker 4: They went out at ten. No, no, no, no, no, oh,
Speaker 4: they've been to the party.
Speaker 3: They were coming home.
Speaker 5: So it was about nine point thirty coming up to ten,
Speaker 5: and they sent a text on Hey, uncle Jay, we're
Speaker 5: heading home now that's early. Would you come to a
Speaker 5: cocktail bar and have a drink with us.
Speaker 6: I'm going to need to see the text to believe that,
Speaker 6: because all of last week you're wishing that.
Speaker 4: You were going to go out. I swear to God
Speaker 4: and it was going to be your and.
Speaker 3: I sent him my wife Blue. I'm not going it's called.
Speaker 4: It ten, but it's Lasha's daughter I'm.
Speaker 5: Not coming out now. And my wife was like, Hey,
Speaker 5: how often do you have your nieces here? How cool
Speaker 5: would it be for them to go and.
Speaker 3: Have a drink?
Speaker 4: Probably not that cool.
Speaker 3: Shut up, so dressed up, put on that new coat
Speaker 3: I bought.
Speaker 6: Oh, very darka Where were you calling?
Speaker 3: Hawker bar?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 4: It a fancy it's cool little cocktail. Did you have
Speaker 4: your r M. Williams on?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Did you? Oh my god? He put on his best outfit.
Speaker 4: I rocked up, but I can picture it already. You
Speaker 4: had your r. M.
Speaker 6: Williams, a dark navy jean, a white shirt and your
Speaker 6: new trench coat.
Speaker 5: And I sent a photo of my niece had wait
Speaker 5: for it. I sent a photo on my niece's and
Speaker 5: I at the bar to their mum and her reply was,
Speaker 5: they looked like they got a photo with the bouncer.
Speaker 4: I need to see the victor.
Speaker 3: And then, to make things worse.
Speaker 4: Did you have your collar popped on your trenk?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: Thank god.
Speaker 5: I noticed a couple of people looking at us, and
Speaker 5: then I was wandering to the bathroom. This is about
Speaker 5: ten to twenty and just before I get to the toilet,
Speaker 5: this young guy would have been early thirties, grabs me
Speaker 5: and goes, hey, hey, Jason. I'm like, ohh he.
Speaker 4: Got fun and he goes, is he fun of?
Speaker 5: He goes, I'm a fan of the show. Stuff what
Speaker 5: Lauren and Clint say, You've still got it?
Speaker 4: And how very day?
Speaker 2: And you tune in too?
Speaker 3: Yes? Brother? And I looked at him and said, my nieces.
Speaker 4: He thought you had a bird on each wing. Did
Speaker 4: you roll with it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: Why don't you leave the dream alive?
Speaker 2: I was ropeful.
Speaker 3: I'm like, there, my nieces, get your eyes off from
Speaker 3: your prick.
Speaker 4: He didn't have his eyes on them. He thought they
Speaker 4: were yours. It would have been worse for them than
Speaker 4: it was for you.
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