Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy's One show. I've been clicking Jack.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's Clickit.
Speaker 3: Daniel Craig is cranky. He is a cranky man.
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: Though Daniel Craig's kind of cranky doesn't dilute the kindness
Speaker 4: in his personality.
Speaker 2: Like when he's cranky, I just find it funny.
Speaker 4: I agree, there's still something warm about him being cranky.
Speaker 3: It's one of those things where when you read the
Speaker 3: headlines it sounds one way, and then when you see
Speaker 3: the footage it's really friendly in fine, yeah, exactly. But
Speaker 3: he doesn't want to talk about Jame's Bond anymore. He's
Speaker 3: really not interested.
Speaker 2: He wants to talk about queer But what happens.
Speaker 3: Is when you're kind of synonymous with a huge character,
Speaker 3: that's what we want to talk about.
Speaker 1: And I think he just needs to accept that.
Speaker 3: He says that the James Bond movie was a nightmare,
Speaker 3: which one the latest one that he's not involved in.
Speaker 2: No, I think he's saying Quantum of Solace, Oh, Quantum
Speaker 2: of Solace was.
Speaker 3: He hasn't got a nice thing to say about anything.
Speaker 3: We were talking about him last week because he.
Speaker 2: Was it yesterday.
Speaker 1: Are you joking yesterday, No, it was not.
Speaker 2: We were talking about Casino Royal.
Speaker 1: Was that yesterday?
Speaker 2: Tom? It was yesterday that we were talking about Cassina Royal.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, does that give you an idea of
Speaker 3: what my life is like? I thought that was last week. No,
Speaker 3: it was yesterday, and we were talking about the Bond songs.
Speaker 3: We were going to find out what the one was
Speaker 3: that we were talking about Casina.
Speaker 1: It was Chris Cornell, of course, from Soundgarden. I don't
Speaker 1: love him, no, no, no, no, wait, you keep going.
Speaker 3: Imagine you know, drone shot explosions. You know, if you're
Speaker 3: a Sound Garden fan, I think you'd like it. But anyway,
Speaker 3: Quantum of Solace was a nightmare and he hopefully he
Speaker 3: never needs to talk about James Bond ever again. I
Speaker 3: feel like I feel sad for him because he made
Speaker 3: the conscious decision to step away from the franchise and
Speaker 3: he's mixing things up with this new film and people
Speaker 3: still just want to talk about Jans.
Speaker 4: But I think as well, in these interviews he's given,
Speaker 4: like they're like twenty minutes sit down interviews, right, But unfortunately,
Speaker 4: no matter what he says about this new film, no
Speaker 4: one is going to click on that.
Speaker 2: All anyone who's going to click on is the James
Speaker 2: Bond stuff.
Speaker 4: So maybe it's the publicity team for the new film
Speaker 4: that need to just set a rule. I hate rules
Speaker 4: in interviews, but maybe they do just need to say
Speaker 4: no James Bond questions.
Speaker 1: But then that makes him look like a diva.
Speaker 3: And then also, because this is the problem with press junkets,
Speaker 3: they happen before anybody's really seen the filmy. So when
Speaker 3: you've said, when we've seen Queer, we're going to have
Speaker 3: questions and will be interested that all the interviews are done,
Speaker 3: you've got to go back, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's just it's wrong. It feels wrong anyway.
Speaker 3: The situation that happened on that film is that Paul Haggis,
Speaker 3: who wrote the script, doesn't mean anything to anyone apart from,
Speaker 3: you know, a disgusting Scottish meal. He did it pass
Speaker 3: over the script, which means he looked at it kind
Speaker 3: of once, yeah, write it, looked at it once and
Speaker 3: then he joined a picket line because it was at
Speaker 3: that writer's that the writer strike.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And Daniel Craig says the entire film should have
Speaker 3: been scrapped at that point, and it shouldn't have been made.
Speaker 1: I disagree because I love James.
Speaker 3: Bond films and I live for the opening credit songs.
Speaker 2: Yes, what is your favorite James Bonder? My favorite is.
Speaker 3: Die Another Day by Ma Donna Sick.
Speaker 1: I'm fully more and more in love with that woman.
Speaker 1: You've got to watch that doc.
Speaker 4: Oh, my friend, I know, well, tomorrow's Wednesday watch list?
Speaker 2: Is that what it's? Yes, I'll watch the Madonna dot
Speaker 2: Coat tonight.
Speaker 3: I want to talk about brain rot because that's what
Speaker 3: I want you to do. I want you to sit
Speaker 3: on the couch and brain rot. It's the twenty twenty
Speaker 3: four Oxford Word of the Year.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: I like it too, And that is quite a controversial
Speaker 3: opinion because everybody's like, oh.
Speaker 1: It's brain rot.
Speaker 2: You feel bad about it?
Speaker 3: Listen if you are. If your lifestyle allows you to
Speaker 3: have a few moments where you can be mindless instead
Speaker 3: of mindful, then go for it. I think it's important.
Speaker 3: My only concern is this I have noticed in myself
Speaker 3: and my kids. Because I'm consuming things for thirty seconds
Speaker 3: forty five seconds, my attention span has become used to that,
Speaker 3: and it has atrophied.
Speaker 2: So you would struggle with a three hour film nowadays.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, And for those people listening that don't know what
Speaker 4: it is, the definition is the supposed deterioration of a
Speaker 4: person's mental or intellectual state, especially viewed as the result
Speaker 4: of over consumption of materialicularly online content.
Speaker 3: And I get that, and I just think you've got
Speaker 3: to do that, but you've got to balance it out
Speaker 3: by reading an article.
Speaker 2: I get that.
Speaker 4: But the thing I like, when is the word considered
Speaker 4: to be trivial or unchallenging, Like I think everything I
Speaker 4: watch is unchallenging. Everything I do is brain Who wants
Speaker 4: to watch something challenging?
Speaker 3: Listen, if I want to spend one minute of my
Speaker 3: time watching Charlie Ex says, have a fag on stage,
Speaker 3: I got to do it.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: First, Chrissy's clique face.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be honest with you. I find it
Speaker 1: very hard to order a steak at a restaurant. Why
Speaker 1: it's so expensive? What do you mean the logic of it?
Speaker 3: I know that they're lovely, and I know that you're
Speaker 3: not just paying for the piece of meat. You're paying
Speaker 3: for the experience and the hospitality and all of that.
Speaker 3: But to pay fifty dollars for a piece of steak,
Speaker 3: I find very very hard.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: It's one of those things. It's probably the only meal
Speaker 4: at a restaurant that I'm happy to not look at
Speaker 4: how much it costs because I love it so much
Speaker 4: and like a well cooked steak.
Speaker 2: I mean by that, I mean rare. I just am so.
Speaker 4: Happy to pay the money for It's such a beautiful experience.
Speaker 4: It's such a beautiful cutting men.
Speaker 3: I wish I had, I wish I was more like you,
Speaker 3: but I can't. I can't do it. Jeremy Clarkson is
Speaker 3: finding that other people can't do it either. There has
Speaker 3: been backlash, nastiness. He's opened up a new pub in
Speaker 3: Oxfordshire and Jeremy Clarkson, he's from top Gear and all that,
Speaker 3: but he's one of these guys. He's also got a
Speaker 3: TV show where he shows what it's like to have
Speaker 3: absolutely no skills and run around the farm, and I
Speaker 3: feel like he's done the same with a pub. He's
Speaker 3: got no skills and he's doing this thing. But he's
Speaker 3: really hell bent on British made Okay. Everything in that
Speaker 3: pub that you can buy has to be made in Britain, right,
Speaker 3: he is charging twenty eight pounds for a piece of steak,
Speaker 3: Now that's fine. Well, there's two things out that I
Speaker 3: got out of this. Everyone's mad about it. By the way,
Speaker 3: twenty eight pounds works out to be about fifty sixty
Speaker 3: bucks Australian. That says to me that Australia is very
Speaker 3: expensive to live in. If we read that and we
Speaker 3: go got twenty eight pounds, that's okay. Our cost of
Speaker 3: living is out of control.
Speaker 4: But I was in I remember being in London and
Speaker 4: paying like twenty five pounds for a steak and I
Speaker 4: was like, that was just the norm in the middle
Speaker 4: of this year.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's the norm for you.
Speaker 2: I'm not so rich like kit of Beverly Hill. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: People are so mad about it. Someone posted a photograph
Speaker 3: of a steak. It looks stunning, by the way, a
Speaker 3: little bit overdone for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks beautiful that.
Speaker 3: Vene sauce and it's got sort of a little truffly
Speaker 3: thing and one beautiful singular.
Speaker 1: Carrot, a huge carrot by the way.
Speaker 3: But everyone's like steak and carrotsat is one carrot singular.
Speaker 4: I'm okay with this, and I also think swanning Jeremy
Speaker 4: Clarkson's one of those dudes that people love to write
Speaker 4: about and hate on. Yes, it's a bit of tall
Speaker 4: poppy syndrome around Jire, I agree.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 3: Having said that, I just want to remind you I
Speaker 3: did teach you how to cook a steak that tastes
Speaker 3: exactly like fancy restaurant one and it costs APUs.
Speaker 4: And I still do that for my parents when I
Speaker 4: go down to the Peninsula and I make it at home.
Speaker 4: At home, I stick by your press.
Speaker 2: They were.
Speaker 4: They loved it, and I'm still just shook it that
Speaker 4: you don't oil the pan. You just oil the steak
Speaker 4: before putting it on the pan. That's right, Marina.
Speaker 1: When are they going to sign the adoption papers? What
Speaker 1: do I have to do now?
Speaker 3: I want to talk about a text message that was
Speaker 3: sent from Joe Jonas.
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 1: I get them more confused?
Speaker 3: Joe Jonas, you wear that nasty breakup with the girl
Speaker 3: from Game of Thrones, he texted Timothy Chalomay. Yes, last year,
Speaker 3: last December, so that's a year ago?
Speaker 1: Really? Will it is? My god, it's already December.
Speaker 3: He says, last December, I sent Timothy Chalamey a text
Speaker 3: from my friend's phone anticipating a response, and then another
Speaker 3: photo of him saying this is December. He still hasn't
Speaker 3: texted back. I hope this helped, which is sort of funny.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing. He posted the text message. It
Speaker 3: says TC Timothy Charalamay and it says I missed you
Speaker 3: from him in green should be blue.
Speaker 4: By the way, I mean, the fact Timothy Challamey potentially
Speaker 4: has uses Android upsets me.
Speaker 2: But that's right.
Speaker 3: I don't think he does use Android. I don't think
Speaker 3: that text message has got to him.
Speaker 1: That's first. Have a look at what time it was sent.
Speaker 2: At twelve fifty eight am.
Speaker 1: One am. I am telling you this is not on
Speaker 1: Timothy chala may.
Speaker 3: If my phone goes off at one am and it's
Speaker 3: a number I do not recognize.
Speaker 2: You're not getting a response.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. And that goes to my children too.
Speaker 2: By the way, regularly, Dippy joll up next to you tomorrow.
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Speaker 1: Donare you