Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Jason Lauren you'll start your morning right away.
Speaker 2: Be great.
Speaker 1: This is Jason Laurensgel one hundred.
Speaker 3: Good morning, a half of Briday Morning.
Speaker 1: Thank goodness for that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Actually rolled over this morning and put said and I think,
Speaker 4: thank God, it's fright. Really yeah, on for a long time.
Speaker 5: Why do you hate Friday because I'm missed doing this
Speaker 5: on the weekend.
Speaker 4: Well, I've been sick all week in the mornings have
Speaker 4: been a real burn and the weekend.
Speaker 5: Trust me, it's easy being in here Clinton.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can imagine.
Speaker 4: I also have no plans on the weekend, and it's
Speaker 4: my last weekend with no plans for seven weekends.
Speaker 5: That's a hard note from me.
Speaker 1: I know that's a full diary.
Speaker 4: Final week next weekend. Then I'm overseas working the weekend
Speaker 4: after that.
Speaker 5: Then it's we're going through the seven weeks.
Speaker 4: I've got something on, then I've got a wedding, and
Speaker 4: then I've got something else on, and then it's Derby Day.
Speaker 5: What do you going on after the wedding?
Speaker 1: Truth?
Speaker 4: Something else?
Speaker 5: What's on before Derby Day?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: The acres, all the wedding, and then I've got the
Speaker 4: wedding in Byron and then I've got Derby Day.
Speaker 5: God, oh god.
Speaker 3: So I've got to be careful not to spill anything
Speaker 3: on my suit at the radio wards because I need
Speaker 3: it two weeks later for Derby Day.
Speaker 4: Well, you're going to a very very slow drive cleaner.
Speaker 4: If they can't fix that in two weeks, how much
Speaker 4: are you planning on spilling?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Last year, remember I spoilt my credibility at the afternoon.
Speaker 1: You weren't the only one.
Speaker 3: Guys for it.
Speaker 5: Tonight it is.
Speaker 4: And you know what, even Paul said, you want to
Speaker 4: go out and watch the footing and I said, no,
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 5: I want to stay in my hand Tonight I'll be
Speaker 5: on and watch.
Speaker 4: The foot Anyone's welcome to come to me, but I
Speaker 4: ain't coming to you. Not this weekend.
Speaker 5: I put the pool heater on this morning. Yeah, just
Speaker 5: when I was leaving.
Speaker 4: The house, get the inflatable big screen to watch the
Speaker 4: foot in the poop.
Speaker 3: Not yet, it's a little bit chilly. You don't want
Speaker 3: to you don't want to be submerged. And then come
Speaker 3: out and sit on a Lilah Big Boy B two
Speaker 3: take hot heat up. She'll be sitting at about thirty
Speaker 3: five when I get.
Speaker 4: That's hysterical for someone who doesn't like hot weather but
Speaker 4: he loves hot water in cold weather. This strange man.
Speaker 1: Are you sitting there and for mental day?
Speaker 5: Do what?
Speaker 4: Has he got a ring? Do you put your bum
Speaker 4: in the ring and have your legs in your hand?
Speaker 4: Do you just float your around your waist?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: Inflatables in there yet. I'm saving that for summer.
Speaker 4: So what are you doing?
Speaker 1: You wad?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Doing laps?
Speaker 5: A couple of laps.
Speaker 1: You'd be sweating it up after one lap.
Speaker 5: I've got a massive pool. You push off one and
Speaker 5: you hit the other.
Speaker 4: I've seen those things on Instagram that you can lie
Speaker 4: on and it's got like a full food station all
Speaker 4: around the edge. You can put a drink, you can
Speaker 4: put on like a shark. Yeah please old okay.
Speaker 3: I was originally going to buy one of those belts
Speaker 3: that you put on your clip at the end of
Speaker 3: the pool so when you you.
Speaker 1: Swim, but you're actually in Perkins spell.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're not moving with the water.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
Speaker 5: Have you seen those jets spars where.
Speaker 1: People do the butterfly in it? Really trained for the
Speaker 1: Olympics in their pool.
Speaker 5: Really spa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell you what.
Speaker 5: I had to go to Crazy Clarks to get something
Speaker 5: the other day.
Speaker 4: It's Nice's Clark Rubber, Clark Rubber, so Clark Rubber catchphrase.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no, hang on, I'm going
Speaker 1: to Google.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of googling going on earlier this morning.
Speaker 1: This is essential.
Speaker 4: Hey, Amy's called? Should we talked to her? To? Amy's called?
Speaker 4: I mean, what do you call it? Calling it at
Speaker 4: six o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 5: For Let's go to the phone.
Speaker 4: Amy, good morning?
Speaker 5: Do you work a Hello? Do you work at Clark Rubber?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: I don't, but it's my birthday.
Speaker 7: Oh I would love Yes you guys. I love you, guys.
Speaker 4: Love Amy. Can I give her something? Send it to
Speaker 4: the QT rooftop or something.
Speaker 5: She's twenty five, she's living.
Speaker 1: Isn't she a cacher?
Speaker 8: Amygan or something?
Speaker 9: I'm just on your house and I've got no money.
Speaker 4: PLGANU to Amy?
Speaker 5: Cose she doesn't?
Speaker 4: Amy? What are you doing to celebrate?
Speaker 9: I'm currently driving to work?
Speaker 1: Where's work?
Speaker 7: Amy?
Speaker 4: It's also gen Z's birthday this weekend. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: gen Z.
Speaker 1: Hello, and it's my birthday tomorrow.
Speaker 4: And I'm also turning twenty five Talk to each other, Guys,
Speaker 4: talk to each other in twenty five year old language.
Speaker 7: Happy birthday, sister, have your birthday.
Speaker 10: Fame God, double as here, Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 7: Let's say.
Speaker 5: LSD, LG.
Speaker 4: Let's not LSDA.
Speaker 5: She was asking for LSD.
Speaker 3: I was about to go, Dal.
Speaker 1: I think you've had enough rung wrong number.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 3: This number one hundred working Fridays. This is number one hundred.
Speaker 3: You are on the air with Jason Lauren. What a morning.
Speaker 3: We are gearing up for the big match tonight Swan's
Speaker 3: be Port and then tomorrow night Battle of the Kittens.
Speaker 5: We've got the lines going up against the.
Speaker 4: Cats, the Cats, little Cats. I'm on the guys, I'm
Speaker 4: on the little Cats for the.
Speaker 5: Whole one hundred percent. Melbourne needs to get behind the
Speaker 5: little Cats.
Speaker 4: Through the whole front page of the Health done today.
Speaker 4: You know Victoria goes mad for a Victorian team in
Speaker 4: the finals. Come on, cat is.
Speaker 3: More on the footy coming up in about ten minutes,
Speaker 3: we're gonna fload some tickets to a Grand Final breakfast.
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Speaker 5: It makes no sense, like who puts them there? Do
Speaker 5: you know what VIVI on reception got him the other day.
Speaker 3: For the I know he asked for colors. As for colors,
Speaker 3: she got him highlighters.
Speaker 4: Vivvy we love vv.
Speaker 3: Vv needs to spend less time doing the horticultural raking
Speaker 3: and more time at.
Speaker 4: Office works, less time charging her crystals. You reckond good
Speaker 4: on your viv You're not what my dad did the
Speaker 4: other day. He was this is genius trade. He's out there,
Speaker 4: just don't need it. This is an old man thing
Speaker 4: because he was he's not that old, but he was
Speaker 4: house sitting for a week and he wanted to go
Speaker 4: and buy slab beer because he was also having his
Speaker 4: mate over to watch.
Speaker 3: Expensive slab nowadays, what is it?
Speaker 1: Fifty?
Speaker 5: Oh that's on special.
Speaker 1: Cans would be fifty forty five.
Speaker 5: Fifty wouldn't here than that.
Speaker 4: But their beer confuses me because there's such a vast
Speaker 4: range of crisis from some bees are so expensive.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, if you start going those Pironi reds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Corona's sixty bucks.
Speaker 1: Have you ever walked into bad though?
Speaker 4: You get what how many is in?
Speaker 5: It's twenty four?
Speaker 1: You ever walked into a beer fridge? Yeah, it's real.
Speaker 1: That's it's.
Speaker 4: Cruises on the way.
Speaker 5: It is quite intimidating, isn't it.
Speaker 4: So he wanted to go and he goes, I'm not
Speaker 4: just going to grab a six back goes, oh, grab
Speaker 4: a slab and I'll put them in your beer bridge.
Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, dad, And I thought that's
Speaker 4: quite old. Like it's he was going to walk because
Speaker 4: where we live there's there's a bottle shop not too far.
Speaker 4: And I was like, that's quite heavy, the heavy slab.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't walk that his.
Speaker 4: Mid seventies and I was like, oh, anyway, since be
Speaker 4: a photo of him at the bottle shop. This is
Speaker 4: brilliant with one of my carry on Willy suitcases that
Speaker 4: you would take.
Speaker 5: No chicken like he was going to BARLEI with it
Speaker 5: on the desk.
Speaker 4: With the guy at BWS putting the slab in his
Speaker 4: Willi suitcase, He's wheeled it. H how's that for.
Speaker 1: A about bumps on the way home?
Speaker 4: He said, no problem, got it home.
Speaker 1: That's a life.
Speaker 4: Didn't have to lift a finger. That's I was highly humiliated.
Speaker 4: He was also wearing out Nova red Hide and Seek
Speaker 4: hoodie at the time.
Speaker 3: But no one knows what's in the suitcase. He could
Speaker 3: look like he was going into hiding. People probably thought
Speaker 3: it was me.
Speaker 4: Maybe people, yeah, the old guy. When I see something
Speaker 4: like someone walking down the street with a suitcase, I'm like,
Speaker 4: that's a stripper. All the tricks and toys in there
Speaker 4: in the middle.
Speaker 5: Of the day.
Speaker 1: What's are the tricks and toys?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm not familiar drinking. There's beer in the stripper's suitcase.
Speaker 4: I don't think anyone my dad, I don't think.
Speaker 5: They're drinking with that bottle.
Speaker 4: So when you see people walking with a suit I'm like,
Speaker 4: where are you going with your suitcase in the middle
Speaker 4: of the day.
Speaker 1: Well they go.
Speaker 5: Next time at the airport, you see someone coming out.
Speaker 3: Not at the air give them ten bucks.
Speaker 5: Tip not at the air always tip your strip up.
Speaker 4: It is. It's also embarrassing when you buy your suitcase
Speaker 4: and you have to like walk through Chudston with your swing.
Speaker 5: That's a trolley job.
Speaker 4: I'm like, put a thing around it, let me carry it.
Speaker 4: That's empty. I'm not wheeling this like I think. I'm
Speaker 4: at the airport and I Scott lost.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, I'm at the food court watching Lauren. You know
Speaker 3: wheel pass. There goes a stripper at Westfield.
Speaker 4: You have a bad idea for your Christmas shopping Thoughes
Speaker 4: take suitcase and when you bite it all in.
Speaker 3: Hey, coming up, we have invites to our Grand Final
Speaker 3: breakfast and we I gear it up for one hell
Speaker 3: of a footy match tonight. Good morning, Melbourne, twenty two
Speaker 3: past six. We any of Friday. You're on the air
Speaker 3: with Jason Lauren Clint here with us as well. Roll
Speaker 3: to the whole.
Speaker 5: Jason Lawrence Grand Final Breakfast.
Speaker 3: Got there's some bangers that go with the Grand Finals,
Speaker 3: isn't there? Hunters and collectors, Holy Grail.
Speaker 4: Mike Brady, he'll be that Grand Final breakfast singing up there, Kazalee.
Speaker 4: I think you finds them?
Speaker 1: What is it.
Speaker 6: Not?
Speaker 4: Always thought it was up there gazzale Yeah, Queensland.
Speaker 3: Silent Hey, we are putting on a huge Grand Final breakfast.
Speaker 4: Andrew Dillon's coming down of the IFL love Andrew.
Speaker 3: Dillon, big dog is in the house as you said.
Speaker 3: Mike Brady will be there. He is going to be
Speaker 3: performing live. It's happening at David Nats's bar. Nats he'll
Speaker 3: be there. We are going to brew Mandy. It is
Speaker 3: a crack and spot.
Speaker 4: It's a great spot.
Speaker 5: We've got the rooftop.
Speaker 4: The food's so good, so the drinks.
Speaker 3: Josh Kennedy will be there with the cup. Not only that,
Speaker 3: Brownie is going to swing past. Annie McGuire will be
Speaker 3: on end. The Premiership Cup will be there so you
Speaker 3: can get a photo for the gram.
Speaker 4: It is going to be full nuffy morning, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it'll be great head all right.
Speaker 4: Who wants to come along? Thirteen twenty four ten is
Speaker 4: our number. Kate keys Bro morning, Good morning, guys.
Speaker 11: Hey going, I'm at your long fan Cara Catto.
Speaker 3: Well go, We're going to test out how committed you
Speaker 3: are because on the morning there's actually going to be
Speaker 3: a tattoo artist there if you want to get a
Speaker 3: premier's tat before.
Speaker 11: I'm going to get talking about getting a tattoo, so
Speaker 11: it could be on the car.
Speaker 5: Done little pussy cat lower back. I'll book you in.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, we'll trap that a Grand Final tramp stant Hey, Kate.
Speaker 3: We will see you there. And Meg we're going to
Speaker 3: check you and invite as well.
Speaker 8: Amazing, thanks so much.
Speaker 4: We can't wait to see you on Thursday morning. It's
Speaker 4: going to be so fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to be a cracking day. I plan
Speaker 3: on staying on for a few you're kick all day.
Speaker 1: Well that's first publy holiday, next day.
Speaker 5: First day of our holidays.
Speaker 4: He's the first time.
Speaker 5: Well you know what end of the holidays might still
Speaker 5: be he bremanded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Melbourne comes alive for that one weekend now, doesn't
Speaker 1: The Grand Final parade in tonight?
Speaker 4: Working Thursday night part of the channel line my room telethon.
Speaker 5: I'm going to turn it on. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 5: yeah on.
Speaker 4: The big screen when you're still at Brumanity At seven
Speaker 4: o'clock on First.
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Speaker 3: dot com dot au. Hey, guys, I don't know if
Speaker 3: you've noticed our tragic spit up on the team our
Speaker 3: Port Adelaide executive producer Naughie. Can you under your Port
Speaker 3: Adelaide training jacket? Show the guys what you're wearing underneath?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: There it is indigenous jumper Port Adelaide Jersey. Oh gosh,
Speaker 4: look at his arms. They haven't seen the sun in
Speaker 4: a while.
Speaker 5: They really haven't, have they.
Speaker 4: Hey, brow, are you feeling about the port game? Tomorrow night,
Speaker 4: Tomorrow day, today, today.
Speaker 6: Tonight, tonight. I'm really proud of my boys. I'm just
Speaker 6: you know, what, to make a prelim is massive, So
Speaker 6: I think we've already progressed further than many thought we would.
Speaker 6: Can he Hinckley keeps his job now that we've made
Speaker 6: the prelimp does he?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 6: He does?
Speaker 4: And I'm just why would they get rid of him
Speaker 4: when they're in the top four gets a bit lippy.
Speaker 5: Look at last week.
Speaker 4: I love Kenny Hinckley though he spent he spent the
Speaker 4: Cats many many moons ago.
Speaker 5: Did he?
Speaker 1: Are you a show tonight? Brodie?
Speaker 6: It's Midfield versus Midfield, so Gordon Heney Warner versus Horn
Speaker 6: Francis Rosy Butters. Whether it gets on top of that contest,
Speaker 6: I think is probably going to take it out.
Speaker 4: That sounded like another language, really did Adelaide?
Speaker 3: Most games you like to lock yourself in your bedroom
Speaker 3: and watch the game alone in your bed. Last week
Speaker 3: you were pretty much given a leave order to leave
Speaker 3: the London hotel.
Speaker 5: Where are you going to be tonight?
Speaker 6: Going to the or wrong tonight?
Speaker 1: To Port Adelaide hangout.
Speaker 6: There will be one pot alade supporter there that'll be
Speaker 6: it is okay?
Speaker 4: Are you going to wear your gear down to the pub?
Speaker 6: Yes, I've kindly got the indigenous top on, so I'll
Speaker 6: have that underneath my jacket and I'll also have my
Speaker 6: scarf and my Gavin Wagga and signe hat.
Speaker 5: I think there'll be plenty of gear this port.
Speaker 4: You you know what a Port Adelaide for the long
Speaker 4: Grand Final would be amazing. Kenny Hinckley would have a
Speaker 4: lot of fire in his belly to take out the cats.
Speaker 3: I reckon, have you washed that jumper since you got
Speaker 3: a hugged by one of the players.
Speaker 6: I have absolutely not this. I was hugged Brad Ebert
Speaker 6: in this jumper and here's these and also the brother
Speaker 6: of Brett and I hugged him.
Speaker 5: Did he cut?
Speaker 4: You're not getting arrested?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not? Wash it?
Speaker 4: You know what I love? He's got that port Adelaide
Speaker 4: hat on with the tag hanging out the side like
Speaker 4: he could not look at any more. Do you know
Speaker 4: that that's hanging out that part of it?
Speaker 5: Someone needs to go f.
Speaker 4: Nods with his whole body too.
Speaker 5: Good luck tonight?
Speaker 1: Who are you sing it?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 1: Come on?
Speaker 6: Bought out tradition from port It's more than thought out
Speaker 6: of light tradition. Never stop stop, stop stop hey, stay.
Speaker 4: Here, north Siders, listen up, Clint. You've ever been to
Speaker 4: Berkley Square?
Speaker 1: I have so.
Speaker 4: Barkley Square is on Sydney Road and it's also known
Speaker 4: as Sparkly Bear. It's sort of like its nickname, the
Speaker 4: Little It's a shopping center and within Berkley Square also
Speaker 4: known Sparkly Bear.
Speaker 5: What they got in there.
Speaker 4: There's I think there's a Woolies.
Speaker 1: There is there a carvery.
Speaker 5: I love a good carvery in a little shopping center.
Speaker 3: No, it should have.
Speaker 4: Got two sides to it, like the little Morley thing
Speaker 4: in the middle, Donut king and then probably and there's
Speaker 4: like a cute little last time I was there, there
Speaker 4: was like a library, like a borrow, like you could
Speaker 4: just return a book and take one.
Speaker 1: Library.
Speaker 5: Community have to be a library.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know for sure the ones take a book
Speaker 4: really cute. Like it's a really cute community.
Speaker 1: It is stolen from Richmond.
Speaker 4: I used to live North Side. That was a moment
Speaker 4: in time, wasn't It got kicked back here where I belong.
Speaker 4: I think that was not cool enough for the North
Speaker 4: Side anyway. Sparkly bet Or Berkeley Square, they had this
Speaker 4: piece of art commissioned by these amazing artists called Gillian
Speaker 4: Mark who made like a bronze sparkly bear and it
Speaker 4: was a bit of an icon of the area. I'll
Speaker 4: give you one guess as to what happened.
Speaker 5: Someone's gotten on the cans yep, taken it home.
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 4: They took an angle grinder, went down and loaded it
Speaker 4: into a truck and took off with It's pretty heavy,
Speaker 4: it's bronze. Took three of them to do it.
Speaker 5: Good job.
Speaker 4: They've fully gone and stolen it, the Sparkly Bear. The
Speaker 4: Sparkle's being taken.
Speaker 1: Out of time.
Speaker 3: Amazing, some of the randomness people have in their house
Speaker 3: from big nights out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just didn't you have a stand away? Someone
Speaker 1: was close? It was Stanway but on the night, but
Speaker 1: it was there for it was there for decades.
Speaker 4: Also, if you know anything about the missing Sparkly Bear,
Speaker 4: give us a call. We could do our own crime
Speaker 4: Stopers heredeen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the bear?
Speaker 4: Have you seen the Sparkly Bear?
Speaker 3: I was living with a bloke and we were living
Speaker 3: together for like two years. Used to keep the TV
Speaker 3: on this big metal chest and one night I'm just like,
Speaker 3: I don't think we've ever looked inside the chests?
Speaker 5: What's in the chest?
Speaker 4: What do you mean you never looked inside? How did
Speaker 4: it get there?
Speaker 3: One of us owned it, but you know, like it
Speaker 3: was like, you know, you move it from house to house,
Speaker 3: you forget about it's a furniture. You're really twenty just
Speaker 3: on the cans all the time. And then we opened
Speaker 3: the chests on the canes all the torn in.
Speaker 5: Queens An you are.
Speaker 3: And we opened the chest and it was the full
Speaker 3: blown Queensland State of Origin cane toad mascot outfit.
Speaker 1: In the chest.
Speaker 5: In the chest did.
Speaker 1: You put the mascot out? You reckon?
Speaker 5: I how did that ends up in your no idea?
Speaker 1: Did you return it? No?
Speaker 5: So I'm running around just as a cane toad in
Speaker 5: the house and we've got the mascot.
Speaker 1: So they embraced the cane tad up there.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, New South I was cockroaches Queenslands and
Speaker 3: cane toad's full cane toad head was like, should I.
Speaker 4: Someone stole it when they're on the keynes one night
Speaker 4: on cokes Bunny Carlos done.
Speaker 1: No one tried to clock you with a golf club.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I was going to wear it
Speaker 3: to the State of Origin, just wander out onto the field.
Speaker 3: I am actually door dash dropped the survey. I heard
Speaker 3: in the news on over earlier. They were going through
Speaker 3: what booze is consumed for the Grand Final and different stays.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah here in Melbourne we're into the nowhere wines.
Speaker 1: I did hear that?
Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, Sydney's on the Beers and in Queensland.
Speaker 11: Very mixed?
Speaker 4: Is that a bogan and coke and coke?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: I had a house party at my place in Hawthorne
Speaker 1: and there's a seven to eleven up the end of
Speaker 1: the street and some bogan that I went to school
Speaker 1: with decided to steal all the orange ballards and which
Speaker 1: I walked out in the morning and I had to
Speaker 1: return them. I had to do the walk of shame
Speaker 1: that I shouldn't have had to do.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that was a silly decision. Let's go to morning.
Speaker 3: Since Sam morning, what have you waken up with?
Speaker 5: After a big night?
Speaker 9: I wake up.
Speaker 8: When I was sitting with my brother a number of
Speaker 8: years ago, I walked out into the fullway and Ronald
Speaker 8: McDonald's was there.
Speaker 3: Ronald McDonald's statue.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Was he sitting down because the Ronald McDonald's and they
Speaker 4: used to sit on a park bench. Is he standing up?
Speaker 7: Sitting down?
Speaker 4: He was standing up?
Speaker 8: He was Normann. We moved him up to Erra Glenn
Speaker 8: and then he got many bird down in.
Speaker 3: The boh Ri ip Ronald God, I would have been
Speaker 3: going well tonight we have to go get Grimace and
Speaker 3: the Hamburgler.
Speaker 5: Get the full set.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 4: Every McDonald's store used to have a Ronald McDonald's statue. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the one England Waverley Clint remember it was sitting on
Speaker 4: a part it was.
Speaker 1: There was a golf course down Geelong Way and a
Speaker 1: few a few young kids stole the big golf ball
Speaker 1: on the big gigantic team. They prized the golf ball
Speaker 1: off and it went mia for for months and months
Speaker 1: and months.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, rolling all right.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten. What did you take on a
Speaker 5: night out?
Speaker 3: If you've waken up with the street sign a golf
Speaker 3: ball or Ronald McDonald, we want to hear from you.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten. What did you take home on
Speaker 5: a big night out?
Speaker 3: Give us a call here right, no bar, thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: four ten is our number?
Speaker 5: What have you stolen? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Shit all roight?
Speaker 3: What have you woken up with after a big night out?
Speaker 3: Let's go to Jackie Mount Eliza. What'd you wake up with?
Speaker 12: Hey, guys, I used to work with a bit of
Speaker 12: a rap bag crew at McDonald's in Hastings. Yeah, and west.
Speaker 12: There's steal plenty of stuff from the from macaso sources
Speaker 12: and you know those snoopy bears and all that sort
Speaker 12: of stuff.
Speaker 4: But anyway, on the Happy Meal toys, all.
Speaker 12: The Happy Meal toys like collect the whole set, try
Speaker 12: and flog them off the people. Anyway, we were out
Speaker 12: one night having a you know a little bit of
Speaker 12: a dread helpless sugar cane champagne like Jase would have,
Speaker 12: and we we went to the good Year local Goodyear
Speaker 12: there was one in Hastings.
Speaker 3: No, and the big tire shot, Oh, no, you got
Speaker 3: the big tire? Have you got the big tire?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 12: We climbed up on the roofs they used to have
Speaker 12: a good Year blimp, Yeah, a mini blimp, and we
Speaker 12: we pisted it off the roof of the Goodyear Auto
Speaker 12: Center and we got it back to the backyard, blew
Speaker 12: it up, had a great time in the backyard just
Speaker 12: bouncing off it. And yeah, I don't know what happened
Speaker 12: to it after.
Speaker 4: That, but it was you would have waken up with
Speaker 4: it taking up the entire backyard thinking what did we
Speaker 4: do that for?
Speaker 1: Are you going out this weekend? Jack? I want to come.
Speaker 3: I'm here in your mate. The sisters. We'll take more
Speaker 3: calls next. We are talking what have you woken up
Speaker 3: with after a big night out. Sparkly Bears gone missing
Speaker 3: on the north side.
Speaker 4: Sparkly Bear has gone from Berkeley Square to Big Bronze
Speaker 4: Sparkly Bear.
Speaker 5: Has it been spotted anywhere? Do we know it hasn't?
Speaker 4: It was spotted being taken. The group using angle grinds
Speaker 4: is to cut down the statue and then lifted it
Speaker 4: with a crane, loading it into a truck on Sydney Road.
Speaker 4: Haven't at four A.
Speaker 1: There was a big appeal on the news last night?
Speaker 5: Was it?
Speaker 3: Remember the There was another radio station here in Melbourne
Speaker 3: and they used to have a giant statue and someone
Speaker 3: flogged it and everyone thought it was us.
Speaker 5: I think that was and we're like, we're way too.
Speaker 3: Lazy to be going down at five o'clock in the
Speaker 3: morning with an angle grinder.
Speaker 4: So this statue is by Gillian Mark. They do those
Speaker 4: bigger maount I think they had the big like Rhino
Speaker 4: in New York City, the big to raise it. They
Speaker 4: do a lot for conservation and a lot for endangered animals.
Speaker 4: But anyway, someone's stolen it. Where is this?
Speaker 1: Is there a gorilla stolen from an age care home
Speaker 1: in Melbourne? Just a few weeks ago.
Speaker 4: What sort of gorilla?
Speaker 1: It was a gorilla?
Speaker 5: I'm sure it wasn't. It wasn't just some here old bloke.
Speaker 1: No, No, it was an actual gorilla statue. And the
Speaker 1: nursing home residents used to get photos with it every
Speaker 1: day seeing that. Yeah, and they put the police air
Speaker 1: wing up and the police air wing got it, found
Speaker 1: it in someone's backyard.
Speaker 5: Oh, good to know.
Speaker 4: Money well spent by the old He is happy they
Speaker 4: spend money the gorilla.
Speaker 5: They probably thought Gary was one of the inmates.
Speaker 4: They're not called inmates.
Speaker 5: Sorry, sorry, my bad residence, right, one of the residents.
Speaker 3: That's a big gorilla.
Speaker 4: Things are going missing all over Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Clinton from a bar in Richmond, what did you wake
Speaker 5: up with?
Speaker 11: Good morning boy? How are you we're doing? That's good?
Speaker 11: I worked out with a wine barrel?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a whole barrel.
Speaker 4: How did you get.
Speaker 11: Well? Actually we it was in a bar at a
Speaker 11: table and we got one of our friends to flirt
Speaker 11: with the security guard and we took about half an
Speaker 11: hour to slowly roll it to the door, and then
Speaker 11: we put it in the back of the camera and took.
Speaker 4: Was it one of those wine barrels that was being
Speaker 4: used as a table.
Speaker 1: Said, yeah, I didn't have any product in it.
Speaker 4: When I went to Germany. On we went to like
Speaker 4: one of those big beer halls in Germany, and they said,
Speaker 4: whatever you do, don't bother try and steal the steins.
Speaker 4: You know, they're like those big whatever they are. You
Speaker 4: everyone tries to do it, you won't. You won't be
Speaker 4: able to get them out, so just don't. It's a
Speaker 4: bad look for us. I woke up with three of
Speaker 4: them in my bunk bed in my hostel, just kind
Speaker 4: of smuggled down, yeah, down, and every up, every sleeve down, every.
Speaker 5: Sleeve, trouser leg.
Speaker 1: Big style drink.
Speaker 5: Down the front.
Speaker 4: I was pretty flat chested back then. I'll probably just
Speaker 4: rolled one down.
Speaker 3: The frontmour, good morning, how are you?
Speaker 5: We are good? What have you waken up with?
Speaker 8: When we were young high schoolers, we used to drink
Speaker 8: as you did, and get bored at home, go and
Speaker 8: do the good old knock and run and knocking.
Speaker 5: On, nick knocking, you knock, and then you run.
Speaker 8: Nick knocking, And then we woke up the next morning
Speaker 8: with unhappy parents saying, why is there twenty five of
Speaker 8: them old mail boxes you could pull out of people's
Speaker 8: front more front yards and on our front lawn.
Speaker 4: So nick knocking and stealing people's letter boxes and you
Speaker 4: didn't even conceal them in the back.
Speaker 3: At the time you think it's hilarious.
Speaker 4: It is quite funny. That's funny. That's funny and really annoying.
Speaker 3: It's just gone seven o'clock coming up. We're going to
Speaker 3: check you out to work the latest in news. Beck
Speaker 3: Madden's going to be joining us a lucky Neil from
Speaker 3: the Lions in after eight o'clock this morning.
Speaker 5: You are listening to Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning Melbourne. I thought it was Friday
Speaker 4: all day, Yes, Friday. Vibe about the.
Speaker 5: School holidays start today?
Speaker 4: Oh they do?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Congratulations, Well a few weeks.
Speaker 3: Thank you any parents out there. I'll see you at
Speaker 3: Dan Murphy's today at about mid days.
Speaker 4: How many weeks?
Speaker 5: Two weeks feels like two years.
Speaker 4: What are you going to do for two weeks?
Speaker 3: I'm been taking to the basketball next to Phoenix and
Speaker 3: men throwdown the throwdown.
Speaker 1: You courts it. You would be caught if they put
Speaker 1: you on the big screen. I'm called a celeb camp.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get a message to them to be
Speaker 1: on the big screen and interviewed about his knowledge of basketball.
Speaker 4: Definitely, definitely, definitely.
Speaker 3: So we hear you retired coach. Yes, took a team
Speaker 3: to the Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Tired from the Vipers coaching job or.
Speaker 13: Just scalpers, snakes snoppers, scalpers just get kicked off.
Speaker 3: I didn't get kicked off. I was asked to coach
Speaker 3: for a second year, but I retired. Oh we made
Speaker 3: the Grand Final and that was a clear ahead.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Laurens ken Hinckley of basketball, A retired Grand
Speaker 1: final coach.
Speaker 3: Wow, what's up under tens doesn't really matter? So he's
Speaker 3: playing Melbourne United and the Phoenix next Thursday night. Thank
Speaker 3: you steep backing the can't no more questions sound Melbourne Creek.
Speaker 5: I will be going for the Phoenix favorite player number eight.
Speaker 1: Say Mitch Creek. Mitch Creek, there you go.
Speaker 5: He's person, Yes, yeah, he.
Speaker 3: Prefers them dog, but we'll go with Mitch Creek.
Speaker 4: Okay, So footy season's ending and you're getting into basketball.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, school holidays, Lauren will be getting into everything.
Speaker 3: To be honest, movies. You know what I'm actually you
Speaker 3: know what I'm going to do. It's got an idea
Speaker 3: these school holidays and feel free to steal it. I
Speaker 3: don't know how it's going to go, but every parent
Speaker 3: will relate for the next two weeks. It's like you
Speaker 3: become a cruise ship director. Every day the kids wake.
Speaker 4: Up there, do you have a world city today?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: What I'm going to do.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get a big jar, right, I'm going
Speaker 3: to put some money in there for the holidays, and
Speaker 3: each day when they want to do an activity, the
Speaker 3: money comes out of the jar. If you want to
Speaker 3: blow all the cash today at time zone, that's it.
Speaker 3: Cash is gone.
Speaker 4: That won't work. They'll do it on the first day
Speaker 4: and then they're like, what are we going to do Todaydad?
Speaker 4: What are you going to do Todaydad? What are you
Speaker 4: going to do today?
Speaker 8: Dad?
Speaker 4: And you're like, fill up the jar?
Speaker 1: Why don't you You got much money?
Speaker 4: And they can pick one out every day.
Speaker 5: God, that's what my wife said. All right, it's not
Speaker 5: about great idea, not a bad idea. They don't know.
Speaker 5: It's excitement, okay.
Speaker 3: Jar of activities. It's better than keys. All right, Hey,
Speaker 3: coming up after the kid.
Speaker 4: LARROI, something's happened to one of my friends Jace and
Speaker 4: it's going to infuriate you.
Speaker 1: We will go there next.
Speaker 13: Doesn't take a lot kid, l roie girls.
Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Big shout out to the lovely Beck Madden, who would
Speaker 3: be in the traffic and on the way into Nova.
Speaker 3: She is joining us after seven point thirty this morning.
Speaker 4: Wait to catch up with Vicky Madden. A nervous cat, yes,
Speaker 4: big cats.
Speaker 3: A firecracker on a night out, wouldn't she great fun?
Speaker 1: She's always a firecracker.
Speaker 5: Could be fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, should ask her when she comes in?
Speaker 5: Yeah, a bit of a fire cracker back.
Speaker 4: I thought you're gonna ask he for a drink?
Speaker 5: Well, that would be in appropriate.
Speaker 4: Okay, Hagar are you guys?
Speaker 1: That got weird really quick?
Speaker 5: Which?
Speaker 1: Please still coming?
Speaker 5: You just kept pure to Beck's just down a massive
Speaker 5: you eat on the way.
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 4: Hey are you too? Probably you more Jason than Clinton?
Speaker 4: Are you a p D A kind of guy?
Speaker 3: I like a handheld in public? You know, big hugger smooch. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't mind it. You're not a pash.
Speaker 1: Not Where can you pash wherever I can? Whenever I can?
Speaker 4: What about online? Because this is where PDA is going,
Speaker 4: Like online, like on Instagram, on Facebook.
Speaker 5: People are very not really my thing.
Speaker 4: Some people find it really important, like you would have
Speaker 4: seen it friends who post pictures of them macinon with
Speaker 4: the fun. I mean there's a wedding photo and engagement photo.
Speaker 1: Or a or a throwback Tuesday or throwback Thursday to
Speaker 1: your wedding day or anniversary first.
Speaker 4: Time in your in your bio. Do you have like
Speaker 4: Lou's husband. No, A lot of people do that. They're
Speaker 4: like radio host husband Ulou, or like an engagement ring
Speaker 4: with like.
Speaker 1: Or the couple emoji with.
Speaker 4: Yes, they put their their spouse in there.
Speaker 5: I'm not a family sticker guy on the car either.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I can't say he's a family stick a guy.
Speaker 4: But a lot of people really do put their relationship
Speaker 4: status on.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And one of my friends had a huge issue with
Speaker 4: his girlfriend. He's not a huge he's not a huge
Speaker 4: Instagram anyway, but they've been together for about a year
Speaker 4: and he's never posted a picture of her on his
Speaker 4: social and she's won not one. Nobody doesn't. There's not
Speaker 4: a lot on that question.
Speaker 5: She's like a surfar that's my question.
Speaker 3: How often.
Speaker 5: How often does he post?
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know, maybe like four times a year?
Speaker 4: And it's always a bit random, like you know, like
Speaker 4: a sum What about.
Speaker 1: What about on Facebook? Is he in a relationship with?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what about that? When you used to
Speaker 4: have to and then say, Clint stand away, he is
Speaker 4: no longer in a relationship.
Speaker 3: When and I broke up, Gina, I set a three
Speaker 3: am alarm to wake up and change my Facebook status
Speaker 3: so that way would change.
Speaker 5: It wouldn't pop up even.
Speaker 4: When I broke up with my boyfriend, I just fully
Speaker 4: deleted Facebook. Yeah, everyone knew that it was not that anyway.
Speaker 4: She said to him, I need you to post a
Speaker 4: picture of me on your social media because he's got
Speaker 4: he's on it, like he scrolls and he like.
Speaker 5: How long they've been together? A year?
Speaker 4: And she said, if you don't post a picture of
Speaker 4: me on your Instagram, I'm breaking up with you.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's a red flag, you know what.
Speaker 5: I know, no post, That's what I said. What other
Speaker 5: photos has he got? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: If he's got photos of like race horses and exactly.
Speaker 1: You know, he just is like what his favorite part?
Speaker 4: And I said to him, don't do it, no.
Speaker 1: Way, ay.
Speaker 3: If he is posting photos of like him and his
Speaker 3: friends and stuff, like that.
Speaker 4: Then yeah, he's going to photo someone else's wedding. He's
Speaker 4: got a photo some surfboards got a photo of like,
Speaker 4: I don't know who that is, maybe a friend's child
Speaker 4: or a niece or a nephew. Photo of a cye bowl.
Speaker 5: It's pretty rogue.
Speaker 1: He's putting up a fair bit of content. I'm surprised
Speaker 1: there isn't one of the MESA.
Speaker 3: Okay, hang on, I think when you're putting up someone's child,
Speaker 3: you really need to put it.
Speaker 4: It's not yours, a niece, it's a niece.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think if you're doing a post for a niece,
Speaker 5: then so.
Speaker 1: Needs to go up. Sorry that was.
Speaker 4: That was a year ago.
Speaker 5: Oh that was.
Speaker 1: She's given him an ultimatum.
Speaker 3: Out have you heard what?
Speaker 4: And he didn't do it. She dumped him.
Speaker 1: What she's over over?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she said, you're not taking me seriously.
Speaker 5: Well, you know what? He dodged a bullet?
Speaker 1: Is it done?
Speaker 4: She said it was a sign of commitment.
Speaker 3: She's high maintenance produced this. We love Claudia and your partner,
Speaker 3: but what's she on you about?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I love her too, but sometimes she gets a little
Speaker 2: bit shitty with me because I don't have a photo
Speaker 2: of her or us as my phone lock screen. I
Speaker 2: just have a standard graphic, you know, just some callers.
Speaker 2: I don't do photos on my lock screen, not of me,
Speaker 2: none of my friends and anyone else. And she just
Speaker 2: wants a photo of us now.
Speaker 4: Once Paul had me on the background of his phone,
Speaker 4: and then he went on a trip and he came back,
Speaker 4: and when he came back, there was a picture of
Speaker 4: a river on his phone. And I was like, where
Speaker 4: did I go? And said, no, no, no, we're they're away
Speaker 4: with friends. And he said one of the kids put
Speaker 4: a photo of them. And then I didn't know how
Speaker 4: to get it off, and I just ended up with this.
Speaker 1: That's nature. Nature's fine.
Speaker 4: Do I need to dump him?
Speaker 5: No? I think you need.
Speaker 1: The lock screen's a real big commitment because you stare
Speaker 1: at it a lot.
Speaker 4: The lock screen is what's on your lock screen?
Speaker 5: Two of my kids and I've got three.
Speaker 3: Oh, the fresh one he doesn't know. Jury is still
Speaker 3: out on him. Hey, thirteen twenty four ten, What have
Speaker 3: you had to do for love?
Speaker 5: Have you had as your partner? Me at your back?
Speaker 3: Can you paste about me? Can you put me on
Speaker 3: your lock screen?
Speaker 4: What about those very supportive girlfriends who sit and watch
Speaker 4: their very unfit husband's playing like Division seven on local
Speaker 4: footy every Saturday morning. Will be there in the rain.
Speaker 1: Tuesday night netball at the netball Center.
Speaker 4: You used to make an ex boyfriend come and score
Speaker 4: every Monday night.
Speaker 3: It was like, seriously, she went on a roast chicken
Speaker 3: last night that could have been a piece of two
Speaker 3: by four.
Speaker 1: Did that actually happen? Did she have a cook it?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, I was grinding my teeth down on that thing.
Speaker 1: Going just more gravy, bro, Yeah, you're swimming in gravy.
Speaker 1: Did you at least have peas?
Speaker 5: No peace?
Speaker 1: No pea?
Speaker 5: We had corn?
Speaker 3: No peace?
Speaker 4: Peace can go in the beer.
Speaker 1: I love peace, gravy, peas and mash.
Speaker 3: Oh get inside me. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 4: What do you have to do for love? Is it
Speaker 4: cooking a meal that you absolutely hate that you know
Speaker 4: he or she loves it, so you do it. Is
Speaker 4: it putting them on your lock screen even though you
Speaker 4: don't want to do it?
Speaker 3: Caravan? Is Christmas with your family? I loved doing that.
Speaker 3: What did you have to do for love? Whether it
Speaker 3: was watch a terrible TV show? Go on terrible holidays.
Speaker 4: Watching a terrible TV show. I made Paul sick through
Speaker 4: Emily in Paris. I reckon he secretly loved it.
Speaker 1: Terrible lou watch Below Deck for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's lost.
Speaker 4: I watched. I went, I went to the State of Origin.
Speaker 1: You did too, You did too kind of enjoyed it.
Speaker 4: I had no idea what I was watching.
Speaker 5: You went with me to my kids' school.
Speaker 4: Musical That's more for pity than love and.
Speaker 1: A free good content too.
Speaker 5: Yeah it was. It was thirteen twenty four. Ten is
Speaker 5: our number.
Speaker 3: Welcome to you Friday morning. What have you done for love?
Speaker 5: Melbourne? What have you done for love?
Speaker 4: What have you done with love?
Speaker 1: I'll pass on my expertise in this area.
Speaker 4: You've never done anything. You've to the degree to try
Speaker 4: and win someone over.
Speaker 1: I went to a concert one I can't remember what
Speaker 1: the concert was, Elanas Morris set.
Speaker 4: Remember we would have loved that, though I probably did
Speaker 4: actual jaged Little Pill? Was that Elanas Morris?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ironic the Cranberrys.
Speaker 5: Because I was in love with Michelle from Mather's. Yes,
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Michelle From's the Shoe Shop. Yep.
Speaker 4: I went to the State of Origin for love to
Speaker 4: show my fiance.
Speaker 1: Paul that I could like it, had a great time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't talk to him all nights. That was
Speaker 4: and down on the other end of the road.
Speaker 5: Well the time, I love you, Michelle.
Speaker 3: Can't believe that didn't work out.
Speaker 4: Great song thirteen twenty four ten. What did you do
Speaker 4: for love? Jessing Clyve.
Speaker 11: I had to give up Nando's for an X Why
Speaker 11: that is no?
Speaker 1: Why give it up?
Speaker 5: Absolutely not.
Speaker 7: He got fired.
Speaker 8: So when we broke up, so I ate nothing but
Speaker 8: Nando's photos.
Speaker 7: So hang on.
Speaker 4: He worked at Nando's. He got fired, and then you
Speaker 4: could never go back there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, pretty much any and Nando's anywhere.
Speaker 4: And what did he do that he was as Nando's alumni.
Speaker 9: He stopped turning up the shift.
Speaker 8: That was the problem.
Speaker 5: Well, that'll do it, that'll do it. No way have
Speaker 5: you tried.
Speaker 4: And then when he dumped you, all you did was
Speaker 4: eat Nando's. That's the ultimately.
Speaker 3: Gen Z, who works on the team, had never had
Speaker 3: Nando's ever. I took her over to get some Perry
Speaker 3: Perry chips.
Speaker 5: The other day.
Speaker 4: She's in Port Douglas. No Nando's import, No.
Speaker 5: Nanto's in Port Douglas.
Speaker 6: The only thing we have import is dominos.
Speaker 4: Oh but she's had a lot of dominos.
Speaker 5: But you have no other takeaway do they McDonald's.
Speaker 10: No, that's like an hour and a half drive away mcmuffins.
Speaker 1: So what did you what did you share some? I
Speaker 1: got Perry Perry chips seasoning or dip. No, no, no seasoning,
Speaker 1: and I like the dip more the seasonings.
Speaker 4: I like both. You don't like the seasoning on the
Speaker 4: chip and then I like dipping the seasoned chips in
Speaker 4: the dip.
Speaker 1: Excellent.
Speaker 3: That's the only I love Hamish Blake, great guy, funny,
Speaker 3: genuine doesn't like Perry Perry chips.
Speaker 4: That's straight.
Speaker 3: You think you know someone, rachel.
Speaker 5: Morning, I got Perry Perry on the brain.
Speaker 7: Rachelle, What did you love?
Speaker 13: So?
Speaker 9: When I was like twelve years old, I have the
Speaker 9: biggest crischool and I thought it would be a great idea.
Speaker 11: To obviously trying to impress this and he just jumped
Speaker 11: off the top.
Speaker 9: Of the playground.
Speaker 12: Oh no, I definitely thought I could do.
Speaker 1: The same thing.
Speaker 12: I went to jump off my.
Speaker 4: And I ended up breaking both my elbows. Oh did
Speaker 4: you take on a date afterwards? At least?
Speaker 1: No, not at all.
Speaker 10: I'm pretty sure he thought I was a freaking just
Speaker 10: left me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't win.
Speaker 3: It's an amazing what we're trying do to impress people elbows.
Speaker 3: I started going, oh what here we go? What the
Speaker 3: was a girl I liked and she worked at an
Speaker 3: art museum? Oh so I started a gallery. I started
Speaker 3: going at the art galleries and look at textures and
Speaker 3: water paints.
Speaker 5: And all that.
Speaker 1: Because you've got a knife for us.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I got hanging at my place of those pictures.
Speaker 3: They've got an ike. Yeah, they're very good.
Speaker 4: Workout for you.
Speaker 3: It didn't work out.
Speaker 1: Yellow taxi on the black and white arts.
Speaker 3: The red London bus.
Speaker 4: What about the one with all the city? Yes, London, Paris, Melbourne.
Speaker 3: It's gone six to eight. Beck Madton joins us in
Speaker 3: minutes and we got five grand up for grabs, all
Speaker 3: coming up before eight o'clock this morning here on Nober
Speaker 3: one hundred, Good morning, Melbourne. Work any Friday.
Speaker 4: Dead Shehed's mid season clearance is on with up to
Speaker 4: fifty percent off everything.
Speaker 2: No one's better in the bedroom wake.
Speaker 1: Up with Jase loading.
Speaker 3: That's right, thanks your mate to add bedshed. We're even
Speaker 3: offloading cash all week. Nice and early in the show.
Speaker 3: Bed Sheds mid season clearance is on right now with
Speaker 3: up to fifty percent of everything bedshed There is no
Speaker 3: one better in the bedroom.
Speaker 4: We've been giving away cash all week, Jason. One of
Speaker 4: our lucky winners is going from having five hundred dollars
Speaker 4: in their back pocket to getting an upgrade. They're being
Speaker 4: upgraded to win a temper pro at a meeting Queen bed.
Speaker 4: We're thirteen and a half thousands.
Speaker 3: If you got one of that nice mattress, wouldn't And
Speaker 3: that is going to Tiffany for Manda. Good morning money.
Speaker 3: Oh you're on the package store.
Speaker 10: What what?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 4: You two are going to have fun in that new bed.
Speaker 3: Damage that thing, Tiffany.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, thank you so Muchtres.
Speaker 1: Don't you like sleeping? Love sleeping?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you're gonna have the best.
Speaker 5: Sleeper mattress protectors will save your life.
Speaker 4: Never get out of the bed exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Is it a partner. In the background, he sounds
Speaker 5: pretty happy about it.
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm lucky.
Speaker 4: You're getting lucky sis.
Speaker 1: In that temper mattress.
Speaker 4: What did he say?
Speaker 5: What was that said?
Speaker 1: I'm a bit stoked, Jason, it's a bit stoked. Good
Speaker 1: on your guys. You happy sleeping.
Speaker 5: Congratulations on sleeping.
Speaker 3: That's cute, have fun beg Mann and joins us next
Speaker 3: here on Nomber one.
Speaker 1: Hundred, introducing our next guest, a Melbourne media queen who
Speaker 1: has graced both our screens and our airways over the years.
Speaker 2: I Got No Rules, No Rules.
Speaker 1: Next week she hosts one of the biggest nights on
Speaker 1: the footy calendar, the Charles brown Low Medal. Please welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. We'll beg your maddack.
Speaker 4: One of our favorite guests.
Speaker 7: Love when I get the invitation from you guys.
Speaker 12: To come here.
Speaker 5: You are welcome anytime.
Speaker 3: Any time.
Speaker 4: Now, before we get to the brown Low, let's talk cats. Yes,
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you've got beautiful little Ruby in here
Speaker 4: this morning dressed head to Tonya Katski.
Speaker 7: Well for good reason. It's footy colours dpe today the
Speaker 7: gold Coin donation.
Speaker 5: School holiday starts today as well for you.
Speaker 10: It's a really great times.
Speaker 7: Just an over kid at home. Two weeks of my life.
Speaker 3: School the same lou Last night my wife was just like,
Speaker 3: don't forget school finishes at one o'clock tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Noither, I think the last day of the very last day.
Speaker 7: But we're normal.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: The gate for a few hours to putting gear on chicken.
Speaker 7: I know it's really difficult.
Speaker 1: Do you get do you get nervous about the cats?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: What's yes? Stand paint a picture for us.
Speaker 10: I'm really quiet and then really loud, either ends of
Speaker 10: the spectrum.
Speaker 7: I'm crazy to be around. Depends what I'm sitting with.
Speaker 7: If I'm in the fancy bits, but the fancy people
Speaker 7: have to be a little.
Speaker 4: You're always in the fancy Pretend you're down with the cheese.
Speaker 7: No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 10: Two years ago the Grand Final, I was basically in
Speaker 10: the cheers scorn.
Speaker 4: It was great. That's amazing.
Speaker 10: That's where you want to be the Final.
Speaker 7: You want to be. No, you do not want to
Speaker 7: be behind glass on the Grand.
Speaker 3: Finally, can I bring up what we're chatting about off
Speaker 3: the air? Used to be the number one ticket holder?
Speaker 4: I did thirteen years.
Speaker 7: He had that thirteen years amazing.
Speaker 5: And I had you picked a fight with Daryl Summers
Speaker 5: to get it.
Speaker 4: She took it off. Well, they gave it to her.
Speaker 4: He did his time. It was your turn.
Speaker 7: That's right.
Speaker 4: From one legend to another.
Speaker 7: I did thirteen years and.
Speaker 5: Did he happily pass that over?
Speaker 10: And do you know what I think? This is this
Speaker 10: little strange one. This will rattle you. Felicity Kennet used
Speaker 10: to be no the number one ticket holder, but wasn't
Speaker 10: her husband the number one at Hawthorne?
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I told you it would rattle you.
Speaker 4: Family rivalry.
Speaker 1: What are politicians love the Cats? Braxy Inca.
Speaker 5: Yes to your ted Baal Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: You ever go down to the dressing rooms of the
Speaker 3: Cats after the game?
Speaker 7: Not often. I feel always a bit awkward down here.
Speaker 7: I feel awkward.
Speaker 4: It is with there's so many people in there after
Speaker 4: game we went down, love it, you don't feel pretend The.
Speaker 3: One time I was going to go, Clint was going
Speaker 3: to take us down and gather around, but they wouldn't
Speaker 3: let him in. Did you get.
Speaker 1: Outdo did you get I had a few?
Speaker 3: He even did the My dad worked in there. No
Speaker 3: like not today, mister standaway.
Speaker 4: That's okay.
Speaker 3: It was pretty degrading.
Speaker 7: Did you just go to be going now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And remember he dragged us around that stadium because.
Speaker 10: You have to fight when you're downstairs. It's so hard, especially.
Speaker 7: When you've had a few. North of South walking around
Speaker 7: that m c G. It's very hard to find where
Speaker 7: you are.
Speaker 4: Let's talk cats though. Gee, they're looking good, aren't they.
Speaker 7: I don't want to get ahead of myself.
Speaker 4: Come on, the whole of Victoria, I know.
Speaker 10: Do we as Victorians do we? We all need the final?
Speaker 7: We need them in the grand Father Cats.
Speaker 4: No one wants to be the state teams in the
Speaker 4: Grandfather of the question.
Speaker 3: I was chatting with a few friends during the week.
Speaker 3: They're saying Geelong is a bit quiet. There's no sign.
Speaker 1: They do it so often.
Speaker 10: Down and hang on, hang on, I think it would
Speaker 10: be bad before you're into the Grand Final.
Speaker 1: Just you wait.
Speaker 7: That hasn't worked out for people in the past.
Speaker 4: When you've got your house painted blue and white and
Speaker 4: they don't make the Grand Final, awkwitch. But if they
Speaker 4: make the Grand Final, that town turns feral, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: I live down there for a while and it's like
Speaker 4: nothing you've seen before. People paint their entire houses, paint
Speaker 4: their car faces, cats.
Speaker 10: Cats, long next week, it's really fun.
Speaker 3: Make it into the Granny. Let's let's do the show
Speaker 3: one morning next that's a.
Speaker 1: Commitment, but let's do it.
Speaker 4: Yep, Lauren or face paint you do the face painting,
Speaker 4: Rebecca Maddam, I won't be face painted. I will do
Speaker 4: the face painting.
Speaker 7: You look good as a little, our little cat.
Speaker 4: My days of face painting long colors are behind.
Speaker 1: Did you do that?
Speaker 7: We need to dig out through the archive number on each.
Speaker 5: For them, all four of them?
Speaker 1: Shall I change tact?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hostess with the Most Test Monday Night. Melbourne loves
Speaker 1: watching the brown Low Medal and especially you in action.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you when do you find out who.
Speaker 7: Wins when everybody else finds?
Speaker 1: Not like a few rounds earlier.
Speaker 7: No, we just find out.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, damn it because I've been off at a
Speaker 5: good payout.
Speaker 1: Because I do a little. Because past the envelope, I've
Speaker 1: seen it.
Speaker 4: The arm guard men.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're not wrestling the armor guard man. I'm not
Speaker 7: taking them on, no way.
Speaker 4: If they do. You think they make everyone sit through
Speaker 4: that both for ninety five.
Speaker 1: They could pop up at round eleven and tell us
Speaker 1: all put us out of our misery.
Speaker 4: Are there any special guests? Because they always wheel out
Speaker 4: someone to play a big song?
Speaker 7: Am I like to say?
Speaker 5: I don't?
Speaker 6: Ye?
Speaker 10: Am?
Speaker 7: I am I getting nodded.
Speaker 4: Guess what the publicist isn't listening, won't she's not?
Speaker 7: She's talking?
Speaker 3: Yeah she can say?
Speaker 5: Is that for me?
Speaker 7: There's a good musical act.
Speaker 4: I reckon it started with a d because.
Speaker 13: Home grind or Darryl sorry, or they're just the chicks down.
Speaker 4: I heard Judd's going.
Speaker 7: I think she is going.
Speaker 4: Rebecca Judge making a return to the brown.
Speaker 7: At the Brownlow because she's just invited from.
Speaker 1: Daryl would be fun, wouldn't it. I don't think he's doing.
Speaker 10: I don't know if we get the room back of
Speaker 10: Katie Perry. It's not Katie perrything's going to win the Brownlow?
Speaker 4: The Carlton guytrick cripstric crips he wanted two years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think he'll win again.
Speaker 5: Do you think?
Speaker 4: I reckon? That's like scond Juddy. You are going because
Speaker 4: they love him but they don't know. They don't know,
Speaker 4: but they don't.
Speaker 3: Know want to.
Speaker 4: So I'm going to get.
Speaker 1: Only the armor guard only be.
Speaker 10: You know how good I wins the brown On?
Speaker 4: Rubes is coming in? Do you know who wins the Brownlow?
Speaker 4: Metal Ruby Beec's little daughter's running in?
Speaker 5: Did your daughter know who the entertainment is?
Speaker 7: She didn't even know what the radio was.
Speaker 10: I said to her this morning, would you like to
Speaker 10: come in and see and see the guys on the radio?
Speaker 10: She just looked at me with this blank face. The
Speaker 10: kids of today. I tell you no idea what rayleygh.
Speaker 3: Was playing in the car the other day and the
Speaker 3: kids like the song finished that I played again and
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, maybe in three hours, mate.
Speaker 5: You got to wait for it to es.
Speaker 10: That's what we do when she's watching real TV, because
Speaker 10: can you fast forward that bit or rewind up?
Speaker 7: Like, no, this is real TV. She's like, not Netflix.
Speaker 5: You will watch the replayer mum on the news and
Speaker 5: you will enjoy it.
Speaker 4: It doesn't watch the next beck. We've got Lucky Neil
Speaker 4: coming on next do you can he do it? Can
Speaker 4: he win the brownload? Do you think?
Speaker 7: M hmm absolutely?
Speaker 10: Nick Das, Yeah, he's the people specimen.
Speaker 4: Let's ask our footy correspondent Jason.
Speaker 1: We can't say any of the names that we've already mentioned.
Speaker 3: We'll actually drop money on Petrarca at the start of
Speaker 3: the year, so let's come back and buy.
Speaker 4: The only football player he knows that you'll be watching
Speaker 4: on Monday night.
Speaker 7: You'll be staying up late past your bedtime.
Speaker 3: Would miss it?
Speaker 4: Red carpet We do have.
Speaker 7: A red cap of Scots at seven thirty.
Speaker 10: Yeah, seven thirty and Abby and Abby and Daisy, everybody
Speaker 10: and Delta before she performs.
Speaker 5: Seven maybe brownlow Metal.
Speaker 3: Red carpet coverage begins seven thirty seven and seven plus
Speaker 3: Beck Madden always good to see you go the cats
Speaker 3: goat Hey if you're coming to our Grand Final breakfast,
Speaker 3: Someone at the breakfast next Thursday is going to win
Speaker 3: tickets to go to Katy Perry's sound check.
Speaker 4: Huge at the g before the crowds rolling, Yeah, before
Speaker 4: the Grand Final, just you, Katie and a few others.
Speaker 4: Maybe if you take not like one hundred thousand.
Speaker 5: Couple of sound it would be great.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I love seeing behind the scenes of how
Speaker 4: those big shows.
Speaker 1: B TS b they won't be there. Oh no, just Kate,
Speaker 1: does that a band?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, BTS that's what they call BTS. What is the
Speaker 1: few techs in a bed?
Speaker 5: No? No, it's quite huge, is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're quite big BTS massive.
Speaker 4: K We don't have our finger on.
Speaker 1: The pulse, do we, Lauren?
Speaker 4: What do they see b T S b T S
Speaker 4: Seeing some bangers such as huh permission to dance?
Speaker 5: You just looked at the screen.
Speaker 4: And buffer but and dynamite. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7: If love it.
Speaker 4: This is BTS.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they won't be there.
Speaker 4: And they did that one with PAS. No, they're not there.
Speaker 4: It's just Katie Perry.
Speaker 5: You got it.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we'll talk about that next week.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, maybe we play with your lips.
Speaker 1: Loses lips A.
Speaker 3: Lauren Phillips has many skills in life. Driving is at
Speaker 3: one of them, but lip reading is right up there.
Speaker 4: And talk about me behind a glass window, I can
Speaker 4: see you.
Speaker 3: Thanks to Dental Group, good old Bentley Dental Group, all
Speaker 3: dental under one roof. You can visit e B d
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Speaker 3: the business. Lauren's going to put on noise canceling headphones
Speaker 3: and she okay, we're going to be pumping music in
Speaker 3: her ears. I think we're playing BT s are we
Speaker 3: and she has to read our lips what we're saying.
Speaker 1: Should we go?
Speaker 5: Let's go footy feel I'm going to start, Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: I think I think I think the Pussies will win
Speaker 1: the flag.
Speaker 4: I think the bulldogs will win the flag. The bulldogs
Speaker 4: aren't in.
Speaker 1: I think the pussies will win the flag.
Speaker 4: The cats will win the flag.
Speaker 1: We'll take cats now.
Speaker 4: I I think the cats will win the flag too.
Speaker 1: She's in a mood today.
Speaker 5: She is ready. Jace likes the slap of the bus.
Speaker 4: Jace likes lemon, lemon something.
Speaker 5: Jace likes the slap of the bus.
Speaker 4: Jace likes lemon. Bags. Does Jace likes something?
Speaker 1: He does?
Speaker 5: Jase likes Ja likes slap the bass.
Speaker 4: Slapping bags?
Speaker 7: What did you say?
Speaker 5: Jace likes the slap of the bus.
Speaker 8: Like, what.
Speaker 7: Are you slapping?
Speaker 4: I'm taking my headphones off.
Speaker 5: So I like to play bass guitar like a slap
Speaker 5: of the back.
Speaker 4: I don't like slapping the bags.
Speaker 3: The bass the bass.
Speaker 5: The next oah yeah O jesus. So so the show
Speaker 5: was going really well? What brought it down?
Speaker 3: Where we usually this segment called loss lips slapping? O?
Speaker 3: Get here we get to the second way?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why laughing so much?
Speaker 1: Clint likes to slap the bass?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, come on, grow up.
Speaker 5: Clint, you pointed Clint.
Speaker 4: Likes to slap the bass, slapping the back. Seriously, guys,
Speaker 4: you like slapping the base?
Speaker 7: Also?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, separately, but yes not at the same time.
Speaker 5: It is just gone five past eight. I think we'll
Speaker 5: leave it there.
Speaker 3: I think we all we have to get behind the
Speaker 3: Cats every in Melbourne this week.
Speaker 1: When you're a Brisbane boy.
Speaker 4: I'm marrying a Brisbane boy, so he is alive.
Speaker 1: Destroy connection.
Speaker 5: We are heading to enemy territory this morning, guys.
Speaker 3: Two brown lews. Maybe a Premiership under his belt a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks time. Lucky Neil from the Lines, good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning guys, thanks for having me on. I don't
Speaker 9: know about the introduction the enemy, but that's right.
Speaker 4: But how does it feel coming down to Melbourne for
Speaker 4: a final when you're a team from out of town?
Speaker 4: Do you feel like you have as Do they give
Speaker 4: as many Brisbane Lines fans tickets to the game?
Speaker 9: I don't think so. I don't think that's how it works.
Speaker 9: When we've played Carlton this year and in the prelimt
Speaker 9: last year a lot of Carlden fans got tickets to
Speaker 9: the Gabba, so I think that's on the AFL though
Speaker 9: the booty clubs don't have to have a word to
Speaker 9: them about that. But no, we love it. It's the
Speaker 9: home of footy. I suppose the heartbeat of it, and
Speaker 9: it's exciting for us to get to the MCG and
Speaker 9: play in front of a massive crowd.
Speaker 4: There's so many Brisbane fans here though, fans.
Speaker 1: They've got it emblazoned on the back of their jumper
Speaker 1: as well. Do you feel the connection? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Absolutely, I think we have a really strong support when
Speaker 9: we when we play in Melbourne, our Marvel games and
Speaker 9: then the MDG certainly hear our fans when we're up
Speaker 9: and about. I think last time we played Geelong in
Speaker 9: the final, we didn't give them much to cheer about.
Speaker 9: So hopefully tomorrow night we can give them a little
Speaker 9: bit a little bit more and they can get behind us. Yeah,
Speaker 9: we've got a great, great support group.
Speaker 5: There are you already here?
Speaker 4: How far in advance do you get down to Melbourne
Speaker 4: before a game and how quickly after do you leave?
Speaker 9: This weekend, I'm literally halfway through packing and going to
Speaker 9: the airport. We fly at it about and fifty or something,
Speaker 9: I think, and then because if we win we'll be
Speaker 9: coming back to album, we actually fly out Saturday night
Speaker 9: until we'll get in pretty late.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So because it's twilight game, is that to get you back,
Speaker 3: so then that way you can go straight into recovery
Speaker 3: and prepare for the granny.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and most guys can't really go to sleep straight
Speaker 9: after a game anyway, You wouldn't fall asleep till pretty late.
Speaker 9: So just get back home and then your own bed,
Speaker 9: and I think we'll be about one o'clock Saturday night,
Speaker 9: and most guys won't fall asleep till around then anyway,
Speaker 9: So it worked out pretty well.
Speaker 1: Like he has, an intrepid football journalist myself. You know,
Speaker 1: you got to ask some of the hard questions every
Speaker 1: now and then. How many questions have you coughed this
Speaker 1: week about your heel? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Too many.
Speaker 5: It's funny.
Speaker 9: It's been reported that now that I've been dealing with
Speaker 9: it for a little while. It's funny now that you
Speaker 9: play finals, and I suppose in the last quarter it
Speaker 9: was a little bit sore last week and I was
Speaker 9: added it a couple of times, but no one's really
Speaker 9: picked up on it for a couple of months. But
Speaker 9: now that finals are here, it's all the talk. But
Speaker 9: when there's eighteen teams, there's a lot more news, and
Speaker 9: now there's only four.
Speaker 5: Is it in the moonboot? How fall on? Is it?
Speaker 9: Now I'm out of the moonboot pretty early in the
Speaker 9: in the weeks. But I've done that probably five or
Speaker 9: six times after games when it when it pulls up
Speaker 9: and flares up a bit sore. So that's not unusual.
Speaker 5: Jab it up, You'll be right, it's not nineteen eighty.
Speaker 4: Mate, hate lucky. That game against the Giants last week
Speaker 4: was amazing, like a comeback like that? How the guy's
Speaker 4: feeling going into this next game? Because I feel like
Speaker 4: for me that looked like you'd played your Grand Final.
Speaker 4: The way you guys came back in that last quarter
Speaker 4: was incredible.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was a pretty special final to be a
Speaker 9: part of. And we had a similar experience a couple
Speaker 9: of years ago when we when we beat Melbourne, we
Speaker 9: came from maybe four or five goes. Wasn't as extreme
Speaker 9: as the weekend, but we probably learned fair bit from that,
Speaker 9: and we came out the next week against Geelong finally
Speaker 9: enough and got absolutely smashed by them the next week,
Speaker 9: So we moved on from it really quickly. We wanted
Speaker 9: to enjoy and solak up at the moment, but on
Speaker 9: the Sunday Faigs was sort of into it's about moving
Speaker 9: on and preparing for Geelong having learned that lesson a
Speaker 9: couple of years ago. So we want to make sure
Speaker 9: that we don't repeat that and get flown out of
Speaker 9: the park tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: I know you say you want to move on from
Speaker 3: like club matches, but surely heading into a Grand Final,
Speaker 3: if you get there, you'd cast your mind back to
Speaker 3: last year. I didn't want to bring it up against
Speaker 3: the Pies, but would there be this element of drive
Speaker 3: fire the belly? Yeah, you know, like almost yeah, oh
Speaker 3: for sure?
Speaker 9: You always like for me, I've never won a premiership,
Speaker 9: So that's I've been playing for my thirtieth season, I think,
Speaker 9: so I've never never won one. And that's something that
Speaker 9: me every day and all pre season and every session
Speaker 9: during the year. I sort of think about that as well,
Speaker 9: and something that I haven't ticked off in my career
Speaker 9: that I'm desperate to do. So that's probably the main motivator.
Speaker 9: And if I get the opportunity to go out there
Speaker 9: next weekend on Grand Final Day, certainly don't want to
Speaker 9: waste it. And that's this weekend is we get a
Speaker 9: chance to play in that last game.
Speaker 4: Hey do you have to come back to Melbourne for
Speaker 4: the brown Low medal or do you do one of
Speaker 4: those zoom dinners reluctantly sitting somewhere in Brisbane.
Speaker 1: Last year you won the Brownlow sitting in that very
Speaker 1: lonely looking room.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that is quite nice. We had the We get
Speaker 9: to invite a few more players than usually there's only
Speaker 9: like five or six that get invited. But if you
Speaker 9: make the Grand Final and you're an interstate team, you
Speaker 9: can have a few more close mates and teammates and
Speaker 9: stuff in the room and club staff and whatnot. So
Speaker 9: it's actually it is nice that it does go a
Speaker 9: bit late though, when you when you're not drinking beers
Speaker 9: or on any wine.
Speaker 4: The boys, what about the girls who are working out
Speaker 4: their dresses and then they don't get to go even.
Speaker 5: On the beers. It's a long night.
Speaker 9: Mate, Yeah, what about the girls. The girls love it
Speaker 9: if they get to it's like being in Melbourne. For
Speaker 9: the girls. They can get ready at home and then.
Speaker 4: And they can have champagnes.
Speaker 5: Even if you guys do the girls just get like
Speaker 5: they get dressed up as much.
Speaker 4: Well, they've got their dresses just in case I'd.
Speaker 5: Be doing a slipper job as you would.
Speaker 9: But yeah, jewels won't be. She's pregnant, so my wife
Speaker 9: won't be.
Speaker 4: Congrats, So you do in December.
Speaker 3: Speaking of which, I got a friend of mine, Abbey
Speaker 3: it does breakfast ready on Brisbane. She's a mad Liones fan.
Speaker 3: I think she's like number one ticket holder up there.
Speaker 3: I said, Locke's coming on. What do I need to
Speaker 3: ask him? She put hit him up about the moon boot.
Speaker 3: He's from South Australia, co captain and got a hot wife.
Speaker 1: Very accepted.
Speaker 9: All true, All true. So I'm very lucky. A little
Speaker 9: baby boy Coming's due December tweeny seven, but hopefully comes
Speaker 9: a little bit earlier.
Speaker 4: But that's so exciting. It's in the off season.
Speaker 5: Well that's what I was about to say.
Speaker 3: When you found out you're pregnant, you quickly do the
Speaker 3: maths in your head, going hang on, is just going
Speaker 3: to Yeah?
Speaker 9: I know it was right around Christmas, which.
Speaker 1: I reckon. You know when you get the job done, though,
Speaker 1: don't you it's a brave time.
Speaker 4: You guys aren't planning it, are you get the calendar.
Speaker 1: In September?
Speaker 4: Lucky?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: We actually did IVS for this one, so it was
Speaker 9: a bit of a long process. I've been trying for
Speaker 9: a while, so there was we were just happy that
Speaker 9: got pregnant.
Speaker 4: Oh that's great news. Congratulations, Lucky, good LUCKI just before you.
Speaker 1: Go, I'm intrigued by Chris Fagan. I love the man.
Speaker 1: He's an ex school teacher from what from Tazzy? What's
Speaker 1: he like on Mad Monday?
Speaker 9: He doesn't come. I've never seen him there really tucked
Speaker 9: up in. It's yeah, walking, he loves walking, just the
Speaker 9: coach you think to day.
Speaker 1: Walking like like John Hanra, it's about the whole boss thing.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: You don't want to see the employees at that level. Yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 3: you can't see that, No you can't.
Speaker 4: Well, Lucky good luck this weekends.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 5: She doesn't mean it, mate, she's been saying all week.
Speaker 1: You know what. I'm on the lines, Yeah you go
Speaker 1: on board, good luck.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: From the line, John Us on the Heir. There was
Speaker 3: a huge Brisbane fan base here in Melbourne and they'll
Speaker 3: be coming out.
Speaker 4: In destroy fans.
Speaker 1: Two time Brownlow medallist. Let's hope you get to premiership.
Speaker 3: Yes absolutely, she is a special Friday Today guys, Every Friday,
Speaker 3: What do we like Today?
Speaker 4: Lights on single.
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Speaker 4: Song shoes a banger. You turn your headlights on when
Speaker 4: it starts, and that gives you permission to sing along.
Speaker 4: Look at other people in their cars with their headlights on,
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Speaker 3: Lauren Jason Lauren on for one hundred. Well, good morning, Melvin.
Speaker 3: What come you have Friday? Everyone?
Speaker 4: It's Friday, bigty ahead, big weekend of forty, finals ahead,
Speaker 4: big night, ofty holiday starts all happening today last night.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm mean I'm gonna spot a bother. I've got
Speaker 5: a date night book tomorrow night with my waft.
Speaker 4: Oh where are you going?
Speaker 5: Don't know? We're gonna book a restaurant, So dinner, dinner?
Speaker 4: What time do you put the kids to bed and
Speaker 4: then go to dinny?
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to get the babysit to do that.
Speaker 3: But the only problem is tomorrow night's a twilight game.
Speaker 3: It'll be finished by seven.
Speaker 5: Yeah you reckon?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Four?
Speaker 4: Isn't it is the game?
Speaker 1: What time are you eating?
Speaker 5: Five? Like when we're not?
Speaker 1: Come?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 4: What time is the game start?
Speaker 1: Five? Ten? God, that's an early not isn't it just
Speaker 1: start at seven o'clock?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 1: And then uh?
Speaker 5: And then tonight's the big one? Who are we on?
Speaker 4: I don't think tonight's a big one. I think tomorrow nights.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, tonight's I think we have to sell
Speaker 1: out tonight as well at the SCG. I'll be there,
Speaker 1: heading to Sydney. After this in the plane, I reckon
Speaker 1: the Swan's will beat the power.
Speaker 4: I think they will, especially at the SCG that helps.
Speaker 3: That hurt you said a look you just got from
Speaker 3: my executive producer.
Speaker 4: You're flipping at the bird.
Speaker 5: It's not very mature.
Speaker 4: That's not a Swan double bird. Good luck to the
Speaker 4: port Adelaide power though, Go on, Brodie, sing it you
Speaker 4: big nuts everyone?
Speaker 3: What you're wearing first?
Speaker 5: What were you wearing?
Speaker 6: I'm wearing my indigenous put Adelaide top which I hugged
Speaker 6: Brad ebbitt In and I haven't washed it since that.
Speaker 6: I've got my signed Gavin Wanger and I put two
Speaker 6: dozen and four premiership poster up in the office today.
Speaker 4: Okay, go and sing.
Speaker 5: It might be the only chance you can read this, Melbourne.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be.
Speaker 5: Get ready for this.
Speaker 3: Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1: We'll get the words throng again.
Speaker 3: He'll stuff it up, he'll be out of time.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 6: We have the power to win, the power to rule.
Speaker 6: Come on board. Out of that tradition. We'll never stop stop.
Speaker 1: Just get back to the start of that stry here
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 10: Main making we fight first words, any barracks for them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, first words, I'm not good with the lyrics.
Speaker 3: Don't do what I did for heading out this weekend.
Speaker 4: I'm not heading out this weekend. I'm locking myself in
Speaker 4: my house. I've been sick all week.
Speaker 5: I'm proud of you, proud of you.
Speaker 4: For those who are living this weekend, take some advice.
Speaker 5: Well, it's a lesson I learned last weekend.
Speaker 3: I went out on that Dad's Gone Wild. No, it
Speaker 3: was just Dad's Bees, Dad's catch up last Saturday at
Speaker 3: the McKinnon Hotel. Yeah, it was cool. There's two dads
Speaker 3: I've never met before that came along really good runts
Speaker 3: stay awake, yepes, stayed awake.
Speaker 5: This is the party dad seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: Well, he did start falling asleep standing up at the
Speaker 3: last week at table at the hotel this time again,
Speaker 3: and he's like.
Speaker 4: I amire that. As someone who works breakfast radio hours,
Speaker 4: I think I can fall asleep absolutely anywhere, but I'm
Speaker 4: not quite sure I could do it standing up.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was pretty proud of him.
Speaker 4: He must have good core strength to be able to
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 5: Benj was there, the dad that was nervous about it all.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but he was g man there.
Speaker 3: No, he doesn't like it. He doesn't call him Girard.
Speaker 3: Doesn't mind g Mania Morning Girard, No he has. I
Speaker 3: need to have a chat with Lauren about the Girard thing.
Speaker 4: What about Clint instigator of Gerard. I know someone called
Speaker 4: Girard and I really like him.
Speaker 5: And Lockey, the elder member of the group, was a
Speaker 5: bit offended. He didn't get a shout out.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't trust anyone called lock your friends with Girard.
Speaker 4: We don't say the old word around here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And you're want of exs and you
Speaker 5: share a name.
Speaker 4: Although my stepbrother is called Lockin. I like him.
Speaker 3: Well lock he's a bit older, I said. We did
Speaker 3: speak about him. Maybe he's hearing just to pick it.
Speaker 1: Up on him.
Speaker 3: I like him. So we're all at the table, we're
Speaker 3: having a punt, having a few beers. It was actually,
Speaker 3: you don't what a punt all jokes. Aside as a
Speaker 3: mental health thing, it was great to actually catch up
Speaker 3: with a bunch of lads who are going through the
Speaker 3: same drama as you are in life.
Speaker 4: And what about being a dad? Is that the drama?
Speaker 4: Just being a dad?
Speaker 3: Just sharing experiences and stuff, because you know, you're sit
Speaker 3: there going, oh, we got this going on at our place,
Speaker 3: and then they'll say they've got something going on.
Speaker 5: You're like, oh, I'm not alone.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: It was just a good reminder to go, hey, you
Speaker 3: know what, just catch up with people sometimes have a chat.
Speaker 3: Then were a couple of hours in there while we
Speaker 3: were all doing that, our lovely partners were all gathered where.
Speaker 4: The confusion kicks in. Dad's days and mum's days normally
Speaker 4: not go hand in hand. You book them on separate days.
Speaker 4: Pressure for who's going to get home.
Speaker 5: And look after the kids.
Speaker 3: The mums had the kids, The mums had the kids.
Speaker 3: They all went round to Tanya's house. They've got a pool,
Speaker 3: all them and all the kids, all the mums and
Speaker 3: the kid.
Speaker 4: You know what they were doing. They were just winging
Speaker 4: about their husbands the whole time.
Speaker 5: Te you what was funny.
Speaker 3: We all looked at Lot because it was his house,
Speaker 3: and we said, wonder how the wives and the kids
Speaker 3: are going over at your place?
Speaker 5: And he's like, what do you mean all our wives
Speaker 5: and kids are at your house?
Speaker 3: You should have said, And then we're sitting there, everything
Speaker 3: goes a bit quiet for a second, and then all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, I see one of the guys slam
Speaker 3: down his phone. Oh no, another dad slams down his phone,
Speaker 3: and they all look at me and go, are you right?
Speaker 3: You're happy with yourself?
Speaker 5: What do you do?
Speaker 3: I text my wife to say, hey, babe, I hope
Speaker 3: the vo is going.
Speaker 5: Well, how's the kids?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I told you, And they all said, going, well,
Speaker 4: my husband didn't do that. Mean, why did you do that?
Speaker 3: Exactly what happened, and they all turned against me, going
Speaker 3: why would you check in with your wife?
Speaker 1: Why did you do that?
Speaker 5: Now all our wives are turning on us.
Speaker 3: I didn't think.
Speaker 4: I don't think. Did you really care how her afternoon
Speaker 4: was going on?
Speaker 5: Because it's a smart because that's more time out.
Speaker 3: They could have replied and said the kids are burning
Speaker 3: down the house. But at least I message, yeah.
Speaker 4: But you're right. You've been a pioneer for the blokes there.
Speaker 4: I've really you've really stuffed it up. Said all right, fellas,
Speaker 4: all at the same time, how's the afternoon going, hope
Speaker 4: you're having a great time.
Speaker 3: Well, we were tested. Do you know what the wife's
Speaker 3: sent back? We're all going to come down there with
Speaker 3: the kids for dinner.
Speaker 5: Did they know. We replied and said, that's awesome. Let
Speaker 5: us know and we'll book a table. They weren't coming,
Speaker 5: but we passed the test.
Speaker 4: The relationships are a mind.
Speaker 3: This is marriage, Clint.
Speaker 5: You're really missing out and I can't wait.
Speaker 4: Look if you it's not happening anytime.
Speaker 3: What a week we have had with these tickets. Olivia
Speaker 3: Rodrigo live in Melbourne. Your age, Olivia from dear Park.
Speaker 3: You're going to see her?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Oh congratulations. You have a favorite song?
Speaker 8: Do I have a favorite song?
Speaker 3: Yes, this Cold Girl I've always.
Speaker 4: Been Are you going to be screaming it at the
Speaker 4: top of your lungs at the concert?
Speaker 5: Yes, I will be.
Speaker 3: I know every word.
Speaker 8: I'll be screaming it all right.
Speaker 4: Go have a great time. Olivia also going is it?
Speaker 7: Ella from Werribe?
Speaker 4: Good morning, so exciting You're off to see Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 4: Who are you going to take?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: My daughter?
Speaker 7: She just ten twelve?
Speaker 1: Were MESSI fans.
Speaker 8: We've been trying all week.
Speaker 4: So well done, mom of the year for that one hour.
Speaker 5: Imagine that when you pick her up from school. I
Speaker 5: got the surprisse for.
Speaker 4: You, Kylie. Good morning. Are you trying to win tickets
Speaker 4: for someone or for yourself?
Speaker 3: My daughter?
Speaker 4: What's her name?
Speaker 5: Lily?
Speaker 4: And how badly does Lily want these?
Speaker 11: My god, she think time?
Speaker 3: It's crazy. All right, well you keep listening.
Speaker 4: No, Kylie, Kylie, you're getting the tickets. Congratulations. How excited
Speaker 4: is Lily going to be?
Speaker 3: Tell you what people really find religion when they win?
Speaker 3: Olivia Rodregue tickets sound it's very popular. Yeah, the big
Speaker 3: man's getting a massive shout out this morning.
Speaker 4: Dannielle, Huh, hello, Danianella, you got tickets?
Speaker 9: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: My god, he's going to be so.
Speaker 6: Much.
Speaker 4: God is she a massy fan? Daniella.
Speaker 3: Then I tried to buy her tickets and so bad?
Speaker 11: Oh my god, I'm shaky.
Speaker 4: Oh so much? Yes, are you going to go with her?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Danielle. You need to keep it together. Don't embarrass her
Speaker 4: at the concert.
Speaker 7: Yeah, come listening right now thinking, Oh my god, money
Speaker 7: been with he can't wait to come. Gris, thank you
Speaker 7: so much.
Speaker 12: And guys, you don't understand you've made our whole year.
Speaker 1: That the real tears.
Speaker 7: Thank you for being.
Speaker 3: Love that very job.
Speaker 4: I loved someone that much. Who would make Actually if
Speaker 4: you said to me, we're sending you to see a
Speaker 4: Dell in Vegas like that?
Speaker 3: She finished, We're not we are not doing that.
Speaker 4: What's a girl got to do?
Speaker 1: Kylie to.
Speaker 4: Come with Kylie?
Speaker 1: To you, come with Kylie.
Speaker 4: Come with you to Thank God it's Friday.
Speaker 1: You're right, I've got to go and host a national
Speaker 1: television show.
Speaker 5: Now, well god television show.
Speaker 4: You're hosting today Today's show tomorrow? Shock made?
Speaker 5: Should we should? We? Very We'll try this again.
Speaker 4: Thank you for being you know what? I would cry
Speaker 4: like that if someone sent me to say Dell in Vegas.
Speaker 3: Well, unfortunately we're not sending you to a day she's
Speaker 3: finished in Vegas.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm having.
Speaker 7: Could you take me to say Carlin and I with you?
Speaker 1: Click? You know what? You can come with that?
Speaker 5: Hey, come tomorrow because you're doing to get to.
Speaker 4: Where am I? What's my name?
Speaker 3: Melbourne?
Speaker 5: Have a great weekends, the Cats guy.
Speaker 4: The Cats. I was expecting you to buzz in inside
Speaker 4: the power, but you missed the chance.
Speaker 3: You enjoy your weekend, Melbourne.
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