WEBVTT - Hayesy's An Uber Virgin! 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:03.840 If you're looking for love, if you're looking for happiness, Hell, 0:00:04.040 --> 0:00:06.560 if you're looking for Christ, this is the place to 0:00:06.600 --> 0:00:06.960 find it. 0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:08.760 Welcome to the podcast. 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:11.840 I promise that there's no Christ in the podcast. 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:13.880 That's okay, but there's some good times. 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:17.200 We can guarantee that it's the least religious space you'll. 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:18.960 Find except for your cursing. 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:20.120 Except cursing. 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:23.720 Ask us anything, a little space where we just talked 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:27.440 to strip off the sheet of what's the word I'm 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:31.480 trying to say, secrecy, bail of secrecy, the veil of secrecy, 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:34.519 and we're no question is off limits. See some doozies 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:35.040 this morning. 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:36.960 Yeah, if you want to ask us anything. Breakfast at 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:38.720 over nine on nine dot com dot. 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:39.400 Are you judge? 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:42.440 Jody got the gavel out very much in the zone. 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:45.120 She was Yeah, two and a half thousand dollars for 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:46.600 a bridesmaid's dress. 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:48.520 Is that too much? Is the question this morning. 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:50.440 That is ridiculous because I didn't know that you even 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:52.480 had to fork out cash if you're a bridesmaid. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:53.239 Apparently you do. 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:56.240 Sometimes you do, depends on the setup and the situation 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:59.080 and the bride and her level of bride's illiness. 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:02.120 And I would have thought, what fifty sixty bucks max 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:03.520 for most dresses for a girl? 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.800 Come on, I'm not that really embarrassing. 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:11.760 Look, I am going through this little phase where I'm carless, 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:13.920 so I'm riding around on my bike and I don't 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:16.520 know what happens. But when you're in amongst the traffic 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.040 as a cyclist, it consumes you and all of a 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:21.920 sudden you feel like it's everyone else v you and 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:22.360 it is. 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:23.160 No, it's not. 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.839 That's not the situation. We're all in this together. You 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:28.520 just choose to behave like an absolute moniac? 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:31.440 How dare you if I pull out in front of 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:34.440 you without any sort of notice whatsoever while you're driving 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:37.200 and you tut me, I will try and break your 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:40.840 windscreen wiper quite an instant with a cabby. 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:42.679 Yeah, that's on you, yeap. 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:44.920 And I had an incident with Jody Ooty as well. 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:47.120 Oh my god, it's a little food incident. 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:49.440 What about your carry on? Okay? 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:51.920 Just I just nick a little bit of food off 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:53.960 your plate, and goddess like World War three? 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:55.440 You do it once a day? Have you done it 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:57.559 for about three or four weeks? And there's a time 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:00.240 where I mean, who knows, I lack like this bloke 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:02.960 in the advertiser and get myself run over with a 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:04.160 car because I stole some chips? 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:04.720 Is that what you want? 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:07.160 Don't put that on me? 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:10.519 How about this as well? Listen to this little edge 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:20.800 here and clip what song is? Okay, there's a nice 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:24.320 little teaser. I guess the head it could be the 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:25.320 theme song coming up. 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:28.000 Your chance to go along to see ed cheering at 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:31.359 the adelaide oval enjoy. 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:32.480 I can't see that. 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.880 What this's happened again? 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.600 What's going on? What's the world coming to? So much? 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:44.240 So we'll got a little segment with all the nasty 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:45.800 little things that are coming out of my mouth. And 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:48.760 sometimes my brain and my mouth aren't quite connected. And 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.880 by the time my brain says you can't say that, yeah, 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.600 mouth like already out there, chap, Can I say. 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:56.840 You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself. 0:02:57.320 --> 0:03:01.200 Some sound advice because something you could put underneath it 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.640 as you were Twitter Bio when you set up your 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:04.200 Twitter page. 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.080 You know I'm new to the world of ubers, don't you. 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.720 Oh my god, I couldn't believe this when you reveal 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:11.680 the other day that you've never had a noubracount. 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:11.919 Yeah. 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:14.480 I was an uber virgin what the hell until very recently, 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:19.480 and now that I popped to cherry producer Shone got 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:21.839 me into a uber actually, so thank you very much, sir. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:27.639 He's up there, cowboy. So I've had two rides in 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.240 Uber now and now i think I'm all fancy right. 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:33.119 Oh you're going like uber comfort? 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:36.560 No not quite? Oh not quiet, because that's extra, isn't it. 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:37.000 No? 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:39.320 Thanks, Okay, I'm a little bit tight in that sort 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:42.280 of space. So now that I'm an uber guy, I 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:46.280 don't know, do you kind of move on from from caves? 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:47.119 Yeah? 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:48.200 I think so. 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.880 I think I think once you uber, it's a little 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:51.760 tricky to go back. 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:52.080 Yep. 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.160 I had a little incent with a cabby coincidentally, oh 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:57.080 my god, and it's always on the way into work. 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:58.160 So I'm still riding my bike. 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:00.360 Can you buy a car? 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:05.800 Just be a normal You buy me a car, your shout, 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:06.840 your shout. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:07.960 Just a normal human. 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:09.520 I know you lost your sports a car when you 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:11.480 left se n and it was a very sad story 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:13.960 and where all our hearts are breaking. However, I don't 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:15.520 want to have to continually pick you up. 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:17.520 From your home a second, I can't just go buy 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:21.440 a car. What Sorry, I left my wallet home of 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:22.520 the funds of the bikeer. 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:24.039 Oh that is absolutely b yes. 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:26.600 Anyway, So on the way to work, and as you know, 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:28.560 I'm of a madman on the bike, and I really 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:31.040 take some risks now, zimming and zooming in and out 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.120 of traffic. Now I've seen even at five five thirty 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:35.840 in the morning. So there was a lovely little trade. 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:37.280 He was trying to turn right and there was a 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:39.080 cabby he was trying to turn right. Both going into 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.280 Heinley Street has a bit of a situation where it's 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:42.720 like you go, no, you go, And it. 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:45.159 Was just it was a gentleman off right if that 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:45.599 makes sense. 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:46.200 Yeah, okay. 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.080 But then eventually and I was on the side waiting 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:50.920 for this gentleman off to finish. And then the cabby 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:54.080 got angry at the trading like called him this and that, 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:56.359 and the trader saw it, shook his head and handled 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:57.920 it very well, turned right. 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:58.320 And then left. 0:04:58.440 --> 0:05:00.680 Yeah, And as that was happening, I went in front 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:02.359 of the cabby thing I had time, but I didn't. 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:04.880 He nearly hit me again again. 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:08.200 How many times have you nearly been hit on? 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:10.560 Oh? Oh, like a cat. 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:15.320 That's life six. I've got three to go. And then 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:16.280 it was my turn to cops. 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:17.960 Some abuse, oh from the cabby. 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:18.640 From the cabby. 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:21.320 So obviously he was very very angry. And then my 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:24.520 brain said, right, I, without thinking, you say this, and 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:26.560 I said to him, I get it. I know why 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:30.119 you're angry because you're a cabby and no one uses 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:30.919 cabs anymore. 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:35.880 It's all about Ubers. I thought that was very, very clever. 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:37.039 And then what was his reply? 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:41.240 Well, he how can I put this? I'm going to 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:41.880 reword this. 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:46.320 But he told me to go somewhere quiet and try 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:47.880 for a baby with myself. 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:52.280 Book for holiday you this summer because I was at 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:55.120 a little different on holiday, more daring, relaxing. 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:57.080 Sometimes it'd be more fancy. 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:59.000 And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit 0:05:59.040 --> 0:05:59.440 your style? 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:02.640 Get away on the what if it's Aussie for travel 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:09.800 the guest freaking story This town is huge seventy. 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:16.239 So Aubrey Plaza, who played Harper, who's the lawyer married 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:19.960 to the tech millionaire in the second series of White Lotus, 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:22.360 has gone viral at the SAG Awards. 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:25.599 So this is what happened. 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:27.799 Hazy The thirty eight year old actually got caught losing 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:30.080 her temper during two separate moments. 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:31.320 When her White Lotus co. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:34.200 Stars accepted the SAG Award for Best Ensemble in a 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:36.840 Drama Series. She was seen mouthing a couple of really 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:40.600 rude words. What words one started with S and one 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:42.040 started with the F word. 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:50.280 Slimy. I can't think slimy frogs. Slimy frogs exactly what. 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:53.800 She said, and she showed that her anger was pretty 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:55.760 fleeting because she was seen partying later in the night 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:56.760 with a heap of big names. 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.320 But yet why she said, you won, Yeah, I don't know. 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:03.480 There's obviously, I mean, in every situation sometimes egos get 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:04.040 in the ways. 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:05.680 Sometimes they do. 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:09.159 And White Lotus would be one of those ones where 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.440 maybe there'd be some really grander people to start there. 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:13.760 But the success was just bang. Yeah, it was huge, 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:15.520 and all of a sudden that would increase some egos. 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:18.360 You made the startling revelation this morning that you didn't 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:21.440 get through the second season of White Lotus first season 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:22.720 quick unbelievable. 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:25.760 I'm not sure just I wasn't feeling it because do 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:27.480 you know I connected so well. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:30.200 I'm just going to rearrange that I didn't connect well 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:32.400 with the characters, like I'm one of them, but I 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:34.360 really like the characters in the first season. I didn't 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:37.880 like the whole new season, new characters thing. Okay, yeah, 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:39.040 I just got trust issues. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:41.560 We can sounds like and it sounds like you don't 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:45.160 like change, Ei, I don't like some stuff. You really 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:47.480 need to drill down with some sort of psychotherapist. 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:49.800 I think just fresh hits continually for me. Thanks. 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:53.160 In one of the most euphoric moments from the SAG 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:56.880 Awards ceremony, Jamie Lee Curtis won Outstanding Performance by a 0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:59.280 Female Actor in a Supporting Role, and she jumped for 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.880 joy and then she grabbed her costar, Malaysian actress Michelle Yo, 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:05.040 and planted a passionate kiss on her lips and then 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:05.960 delivered this speech. 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:12.520 The actor goes to Jamie Lee Curtis, the truth of 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:15.280 the matter is I'm sixty four years old and this 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:17.200 is just amazing. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:19.880 Where is Michelle Yo. 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:27.080 Okay, you say Michelle, I say Yo, Michelle, Michelle. 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:28.800 Okay, I'll say it. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:31.320 Don't don't say what you said. 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:37.719 I'm saying it. No, don't sit down, mum. Come, it's 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:38.960 a great Moment's lovely. 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:43.000 Why we're celebrating that gorgeous woman that he's jamiely. 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:46.160 Curtis what I say, Michelle, you say, yo hit at 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:50.040 Dude's That's what it felt like. 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:50.560 All right. 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:53.240 It's not the coolest audio ever had to put it 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:53.560 that way? 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:56.199 Can you remember? In twenty twenty one, Ryan Fisher was 0:08:56.240 --> 0:09:00.319 hospitalized after he was shot while taking Lady Gaga's French 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:02.239 bulldogs for a walk in Hollywood. 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:06.880 That made big, big headlines over there, it made big 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:07.880 headlines around the world. 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:10.000 So two of the dogs were taken in the incident, 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:12.080 but were dropped off at a police station by a 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:15.440 woman called Jennifer McBride around forty eight hours later. Now, 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:18.480 according to court documents, she's now seeking the five hundred 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:22.000 thousand dollars in reward money that Gaga allegedly promised anyone 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:22.719 who returned the. 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:25.000 Pets to her. I'm not entirely. 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:26.880 Sure if Jennifer was responsible for stealing them in the 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:28.760 first place and then has taken them back. 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:30.160 And gone, here you go, where's my reward money? 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:31.040 Does it work like that? 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:32.120 I don't think it done. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.440 Yeah, maybe an interesting way to make some coin. 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:39.040 Maybe Gigar has just gone go go no, ggar go. 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:44.040 What about our maths? Last night, Taylor and Hugo were 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:48.720 arguing again. So this is the Hobart nurse who's let's 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:52.280 just we've established she's only really caring about herself on 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:53.040 this experiment. 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:54.080 Have a listened to this audio. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:57.440 I thought all the sisters from Hobart stood together. Maybe not. 0:09:58.640 --> 0:09:59.080 I don't know. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:01.080 I don't want to your feelings back. 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:04.000 You know, I'm probably not going to take that into account. 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:06.520 You're not going to, so hang on, You've got You've 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:08.920 got the self awareness to recognize you don't want to 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:12.080 hurt my feelings. But then afterwards you've made a choice, 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:14.200 you're still not going to take them into account. 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:18.040 Yeah. 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:21.400 I think I'm on the edge of Taylor. She's likable 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:22.960 because she's so brutally honest. 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:26.880 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about that. Poor 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:29.679 you guys before you got I'm. 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:29.560 Going to roll. 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:32.000 It goes through acknowledge your feelings. I don't want to 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:32.480 hurt them. 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:36.120 However, any emotions you are having are completely. 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:36.440 Irrelevant to me. 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:38.240 I think that's good juice. 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:39.520 That's how it rolls with Taylor. 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:41.960 At least she's open and she's honest and that was. 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:45.920 Joe's juice and ask us anything. 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:47.680 There's no question so off limits. 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:49.840 Get a bold breakfast at Opena on nine dot com 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:53.840 dot au, ask us anything it produces. Sean really shines 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:54.720 in this segment. 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:55.080 Don't you big fella? 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:56.720 Oh, it's just my favorite segment. 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:59.040 Big fella. If you ever call me a big girl, 0:10:59.080 --> 0:10:59.640 you're in so. 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:02.440 Much true big jobs is happening. 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:03.880 It's not a thing. 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:06.800 All right. 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.960 We've got four fantastic questions from our listeners today, So 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:13.560 our first one is from Sabella at Semaphore, who said, Hi, guys, 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:15.080 I can say I really love you. I've made the 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:17.600 switch this year and you're both hilarious. I would just 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.840 like to know what your dumbest impulse purchase has been. 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:23.840 Well, I dodged a bullet a couple of weeks ago 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:26.480 because you recommended that i'd buy one of those police mops, 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:28.360 the floor police floor, police mops. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:30.760 You buying it? Two am on Dunne's director Everyone. 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:32.800 Yeah, And I rang them and then I got to 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:35.120 the point where she said, what's your CVV number on 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.160 your card? And I was like, I didn't have my 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:40.320 physical card with me, so I didn't go through with it, 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:43.160 and I think that would have been the dumbest impulse purchase. 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:47.120 Whoa that has changed my floor mopping life? 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:48.760 Has it? In what way? 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:50.160 My floors are so clean? 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:50.400 Now? 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:51.600 Good for you? 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:57.120 Still ninety dollars for a mop the shopping direct channel 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:01.200 for double nine nine one nine. If you've actually shopped 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:05.280 on Danno's Direct and you're a satisfied customer, is there 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:08.760 anyone that can join? Producer Sean seems like quite a rarity. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:10.680 I've got a nipple piss back in the day. That 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:13.840 was a very much an impulse decision, and many couple 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:17.679 of mates bought a inflatable spa bath when we're about 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:19.880 early twenties because we thought. 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:26.000 You know what, we get spa ba chicks comes. It's 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:29.360 just us in the spa bath the whole time. No 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:32.400 one ever came over. I can't believe it. 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:33.440 I wouldn't want to step foot. 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:39.240 Can you come over for a blow up spa? 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:43.040 The lads just having a spy would come over. Ladies, No, 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:46.160 you're busy, Ah, they're busy boys. It's okay. 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:50.520 Just be asked tonight and the following night and forever 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.320 more so. 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:54.319 Anyway, we couldn't sell that thing because it eventually sort 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:56.040 of disintegrated and it crossed about two. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:56.640 And a half grand. 0:12:58.280 --> 0:12:59.280 Disposable spar bar. 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:01.360 We could have just had a bath together, including we've 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:02.160 done the same job. 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:02.839 It'd be weird. 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:04.600 So yeah, yeah, all right. 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:06.160 Well what else you got there? 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:08.600 Moving on to the next question is Andre from Burmside. 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:11.319 I'm sure I know the answer for a hazy, but 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:13.160 I'd like to know what both of you think is 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:13.880 the best. 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:14.960 Feature of your body. 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:16.560 It's an interesting one. 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:18.920 Or how about what do you what do you think 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:20.400 I think is my favorite feature? 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:25.120 I think you'd be a big fan of your abs 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:26.560 and also of your arms. 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:32.439 Oh oh, a big Fanmly calves, of course. 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:36.240 The calves, the big samoan calves you've got on the little. 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:39.920 Legs, My big samoan calves. It was so out of place. 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:42.600 They're just trying to get it done on a body 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:43.280 that doesn't match. 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.959 For the better part of his footbook career, those calves went, 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:48.000 you know what we're going to do. 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.240 We're really good. What's well, We're really going to cramp up, 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:53.520 really cramp up every. 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:56.320 Because we're playing too many minutes. We used to do 0:13:56.480 --> 0:14:00.840 forty minute halves. I have three thirty minute per We're done. 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.679 We checked out. We hit the catch. We're watching the 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:04.360 Broncos play. 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:08.720 Yeah, similar theme. I've got wood Legs's got good car. 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:09.920 I also got good cars. 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:11.880 Because I'm someone who notices good calves and Joey's got 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:12.400 good definition. 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:15.200 My job interview with you guys, you checked out my 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:16.840 calves literally within the first twenty minutes. 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:18.640 We were speaking calves a lot in that world. 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:19.560 It was really weird. 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.080 Yeah, anyway, we're here. 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:23.640 I'm here so clearing my calves fast. 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:26.320 Kelly from Norwood is asked, I'd like to know from 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:29.880 both Jodi and Hazy if you've ever shoplifted before. 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:31.800 Oh in court. 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:32.600 Oh yes. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:35.120 When I was a small child, I used to collect 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:37.040 rubbers and that's like erases. 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:39.280 I used to correct collect erase. 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:43.880 It had tasman shoplifts surprise. 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:47.680 And so I was down at the local news agent 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:49.160 and I helped myself to a couple of. 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:52.760 Erasers for my collection. Mum found them. Where'd you get these? 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:56.280 And I said I, And so she made me take 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:57.760 them back and apologize to the shopkeeper. 0:14:58.200 --> 0:14:59.240 How was it apology? 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:01.720 Did you use them? Because once you've used an eraser. 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:05.840 You can't no use them. I didn't use them. They 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:08.080 were just a collection, mate, what. 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:09.640 Because that's a raw. 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:16.080 Steal some lollies or something, So this is technically still stealing. 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:19.920 And this happened three times. If I get in trouble 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:20.200 for this. 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:22.440 It was long, as we say, for some of these things. 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:26.400 It was a different time rebel sport in Sydney. 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:27.480 So what we used to do. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:31.320 Is because AFL balls, it's all rugby league, rugby union 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:31.600 up there. 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:33.600 As you know, producer Seawan, you're from the recent States. 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.240 You would take one hundred and forty dollars sharon, an 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:40.720 actual game ball, switch tags with a little soft Sharon's 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:43.880 that range for about thirty bucks. They're actually good ones, 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:47.800 the fake ones. You'd put that one on the actual ball, 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:51.440 take it up and poor little lady, who was probably 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:53.600 not knowing how much a share would be, would just 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:54.240 swipe it through. 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:56.000 Thirty dollars sir. 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:58.320 And then one time we got caught. But you've got 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:00.840 a plan B. That's it's not supposed to be. They're 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:04.200 actually one hundred and forty dollars. And he did say, really, yeah, 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.400 I did think that was a bit cheap. Yeah, anyway, 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:07.280 you have a great day. 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:08.800 Did you buy it? 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:09.320 Yeah? 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:11.680 We did it three times. Oh god, that's a nice 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:13.400 little collection of genuine sharings. 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:15.240 There you go, reveel the reason why you're not making 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:16.680 any profits because he's trying. 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.720 To screw you over, or may not have happening. I 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:20.920 might be going to jag. 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:23.880 Can I do the court story? 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.320 Can your doors stop me at the front of the courthouse? 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:27.600 Yes? 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:33.160 Yeah, my face. And our final question is from Nicky 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:35.240 from Mount Barker. Now she's asking for a friend. 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:37.720 Yes, but I really want to know what type of 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:39.160