Speaker 1: If you're looking for love, if you're looking for happiness, Hell,
Speaker 1: if you're looking for Christ, this is the place to
Speaker 1: find it.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 3: I promise that there's no Christ in the podcast.
Speaker 2: That's okay, but there's some good times.
Speaker 3: We can guarantee that it's the least religious space you'll.
Speaker 2: Find except for your cursing.
Speaker 3: Except cursing.
Speaker 1: Ask us anything, a little space where we just talked
Speaker 1: to strip off the sheet of what's the word I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say, secrecy, bail of secrecy, the veil of secrecy,
Speaker 1: and we're no question is off limits. See some doozies
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you want to ask us anything. Breakfast at
Speaker 4: over nine on nine dot com dot.
Speaker 2: Are you judge?
Speaker 1: Jody got the gavel out very much in the zone.
Speaker 4: She was Yeah, two and a half thousand dollars for
Speaker 4: a bridesmaid's dress.
Speaker 3: Is that too much? Is the question this morning.
Speaker 1: That is ridiculous because I didn't know that you even
Speaker 1: had to fork out cash if you're a bridesmaid.
Speaker 2: Apparently you do.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you do, depends on the setup and the situation
Speaker 4: and the bride and her level of bride's illiness.
Speaker 1: And I would have thought, what fifty sixty bucks max
Speaker 1: for most dresses for a girl?
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm not that really embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Look, I am going through this little phase where I'm carless,
Speaker 1: so I'm riding around on my bike and I don't
Speaker 1: know what happens. But when you're in amongst the traffic
Speaker 1: as a cyclist, it consumes you and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden you feel like it's everyone else v you and
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: No, it's not.
Speaker 4: That's not the situation. We're all in this together. You
Speaker 4: just choose to behave like an absolute moniac?
Speaker 1: How dare you if I pull out in front of
Speaker 1: you without any sort of notice whatsoever while you're driving
Speaker 1: and you tut me, I will try and break your
Speaker 1: windscreen wiper quite an instant with a cabby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's on you, yeap.
Speaker 1: And I had an incident with Jody Ooty as well.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a little food incident.
Speaker 3: What about your carry on? Okay?
Speaker 4: Just I just nick a little bit of food off
Speaker 4: your plate, and goddess like World War three?
Speaker 1: You do it once a day? Have you done it
Speaker 1: for about three or four weeks? And there's a time
Speaker 1: where I mean, who knows, I lack like this bloke
Speaker 1: in the advertiser and get myself run over with a
Speaker 1: car because I stole some chips?
Speaker 2: Is that what you want?
Speaker 3: Don't put that on me?
Speaker 1: How about this as well? Listen to this little edge
Speaker 1: here and clip what song is? Okay, there's a nice
Speaker 1: little teaser. I guess the head it could be the
Speaker 1: theme song coming up.
Speaker 4: Your chance to go along to see ed cheering at
Speaker 4: the adelaide oval enjoy.
Speaker 2: I can't see that.
Speaker 5: What this's happened again?
Speaker 2: What's going on? What's the world coming to? So much?
Speaker 1: So we'll got a little segment with all the nasty
Speaker 1: little things that are coming out of my mouth. And
Speaker 1: sometimes my brain and my mouth aren't quite connected. And
Speaker 1: by the time my brain says you can't say that, yeah,
Speaker 1: mouth like already out there, chap, Can I say.
Speaker 3: You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Speaker 1: Some sound advice because something you could put underneath it
Speaker 1: as you were Twitter Bio when you set up your
Speaker 1: Twitter page.
Speaker 2: You know I'm new to the world of ubers, don't you.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I couldn't believe this when you reveal
Speaker 4: the other day that you've never had a noubracount.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was an uber virgin what the hell until very recently,
Speaker 1: and now that I popped to cherry producer Shone got
Speaker 1: me into a uber actually, so thank you very much, sir.
Speaker 1: He's up there, cowboy. So I've had two rides in
Speaker 1: Uber now and now i think I'm all fancy right.
Speaker 3: Oh you're going like uber comfort?
Speaker 2: No not quite? Oh not quiet, because that's extra, isn't it.
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Thanks, Okay, I'm a little bit tight in that sort
Speaker 1: of space. So now that I'm an uber guy, I
Speaker 1: don't know, do you kind of move on from from caves?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 4: I think I think once you uber, it's a little
Speaker 4: tricky to go back.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: I had a little incent with a cabby coincidentally, oh
Speaker 1: my god, and it's always on the way into work.
Speaker 2: So I'm still riding my bike.
Speaker 3: Can you buy a car?
Speaker 2: Just be a normal You buy me a car, your shout,
Speaker 2: your shout.
Speaker 3: Just a normal human.
Speaker 4: I know you lost your sports a car when you
Speaker 4: left se n and it was a very sad story
Speaker 4: and where all our hearts are breaking. However, I don't
Speaker 4: want to have to continually pick you up.
Speaker 1: From your home a second, I can't just go buy
Speaker 1: a car. What Sorry, I left my wallet home of
Speaker 1: the funds of the bikeer.
Speaker 3: Oh that is absolutely b yes.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So on the way to work, and as you know,
Speaker 1: I'm of a madman on the bike, and I really
Speaker 1: take some risks now, zimming and zooming in and out
Speaker 1: of traffic. Now I've seen even at five five thirty
Speaker 1: in the morning. So there was a lovely little trade.
Speaker 1: He was trying to turn right and there was a
Speaker 1: cabby he was trying to turn right. Both going into
Speaker 1: Heinley Street has a bit of a situation where it's
Speaker 1: like you go, no, you go, And it.
Speaker 2: Was just it was a gentleman off right if that
Speaker 2: makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: But then eventually and I was on the side waiting
Speaker 1: for this gentleman off to finish. And then the cabby
Speaker 1: got angry at the trading like called him this and that,
Speaker 1: and the trader saw it, shook his head and handled
Speaker 1: it very well, turned right.
Speaker 2: And then left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And as that was happening, I went in front
Speaker 1: of the cabby thing I had time, but I didn't.
Speaker 2: He nearly hit me again again.
Speaker 3: How many times have you nearly been hit on?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, like a cat.
Speaker 1: That's life six. I've got three to go. And then
Speaker 1: it was my turn to cops.
Speaker 3: Some abuse, oh from the cabby.
Speaker 2: From the cabby.
Speaker 1: So obviously he was very very angry. And then my
Speaker 1: brain said, right, I, without thinking, you say this, and
Speaker 1: I said to him, I get it. I know why
Speaker 1: you're angry because you're a cabby and no one uses
Speaker 1: cabs anymore.
Speaker 2: It's all about Ubers. I thought that was very, very clever.
Speaker 3: And then what was his reply?
Speaker 2: Well, he how can I put this? I'm going to
Speaker 2: reword this.
Speaker 1: But he told me to go somewhere quiet and try
Speaker 1: for a baby with myself.
Speaker 4: Book for holiday you this summer because I was at
Speaker 4: a little different on holiday, more daring, relaxing.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it'd be more fancy.
Speaker 4: And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit
Speaker 4: your style?
Speaker 1: Get away on the what if it's Aussie for travel
Speaker 1: the guest freaking story This town is huge seventy.
Speaker 4: So Aubrey Plaza, who played Harper, who's the lawyer married
Speaker 4: to the tech millionaire in the second series of White Lotus,
Speaker 4: has gone viral at the SAG Awards.
Speaker 3: So this is what happened.
Speaker 4: Hazy The thirty eight year old actually got caught losing
Speaker 4: her temper during two separate moments.
Speaker 3: When her White Lotus co.
Speaker 4: Stars accepted the SAG Award for Best Ensemble in a
Speaker 4: Drama Series. She was seen mouthing a couple of really
Speaker 4: rude words. What words one started with S and one
Speaker 4: started with the F word.
Speaker 2: Slimy. I can't think slimy frogs. Slimy frogs exactly what.
Speaker 4: She said, and she showed that her anger was pretty
Speaker 4: fleeting because she was seen partying later in the night
Speaker 4: with a heap of big names.
Speaker 3: But yet why she said, you won, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's obviously, I mean, in every situation sometimes egos get
Speaker 1: in the ways.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they do.
Speaker 1: And White Lotus would be one of those ones where
Speaker 1: maybe there'd be some really grander people to start there.
Speaker 2: But the success was just bang. Yeah, it was huge,
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden that would increase some egos.
Speaker 4: You made the startling revelation this morning that you didn't
Speaker 4: get through the second season of White Lotus first season
Speaker 4: quick unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure just I wasn't feeling it because do
Speaker 2: you know I connected so well.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to rearrange that I didn't connect well
Speaker 1: with the characters, like I'm one of them, but I
Speaker 1: really like the characters in the first season. I didn't
Speaker 1: like the whole new season, new characters thing. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just got trust issues.
Speaker 4: We can sounds like and it sounds like you don't
Speaker 4: like change, Ei, I don't like some stuff. You really
Speaker 4: need to drill down with some sort of psychotherapist.
Speaker 2: I think just fresh hits continually for me. Thanks.
Speaker 4: In one of the most euphoric moments from the SAG
Speaker 4: Awards ceremony, Jamie Lee Curtis won Outstanding Performance by a
Speaker 4: Female Actor in a Supporting Role, and she jumped for
Speaker 4: joy and then she grabbed her costar, Malaysian actress Michelle Yo,
Speaker 4: and planted a passionate kiss on her lips and then
Speaker 4: delivered this speech.
Speaker 6: The actor goes to Jamie Lee Curtis, the truth of
Speaker 6: the matter is I'm sixty four years old and this
Speaker 6: is just amazing.
Speaker 2: Where is Michelle Yo.
Speaker 6: Okay, you say Michelle, I say Yo, Michelle, Michelle.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll say it.
Speaker 3: Don't don't say what you said.
Speaker 2: I'm saying it. No, don't sit down, mum. Come, it's
Speaker 2: a great Moment's lovely.
Speaker 4: Why we're celebrating that gorgeous woman that he's jamiely.
Speaker 2: Curtis what I say, Michelle, you say, yo hit at
Speaker 2: Dude's That's what it felt like.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 3: It's not the coolest audio ever had to put it
Speaker 3: that way?
Speaker 4: Can you remember? In twenty twenty one, Ryan Fisher was
Speaker 4: hospitalized after he was shot while taking Lady Gaga's French
Speaker 4: bulldogs for a walk in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: That made big, big headlines over there, it made big
Speaker 1: headlines around the world.
Speaker 4: So two of the dogs were taken in the incident,
Speaker 4: but were dropped off at a police station by a
Speaker 4: woman called Jennifer McBride around forty eight hours later. Now,
Speaker 4: according to court documents, she's now seeking the five hundred
Speaker 4: thousand dollars in reward money that Gaga allegedly promised anyone
Speaker 4: who returned the.
Speaker 3: Pets to her. I'm not entirely.
Speaker 4: Sure if Jennifer was responsible for stealing them in the
Speaker 4: first place and then has taken them back.
Speaker 3: And gone, here you go, where's my reward money?
Speaker 2: Does it work like that?
Speaker 3: I don't think it done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe an interesting way to make some coin.
Speaker 3: Maybe Gigar has just gone go go no, ggar go.
Speaker 4: What about our maths? Last night, Taylor and Hugo were
Speaker 4: arguing again. So this is the Hobart nurse who's let's
Speaker 4: just we've established she's only really caring about herself on
Speaker 4: this experiment.
Speaker 3: Have a listened to this audio.
Speaker 2: I thought all the sisters from Hobart stood together. Maybe not.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I don't want to your feelings back.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm probably not going to take that into account.
Speaker 8: You're not going to, so hang on, You've got You've
Speaker 8: got the self awareness to recognize you don't want to
Speaker 8: hurt my feelings. But then afterwards you've made a choice,
Speaker 8: you're still not going to take them into account.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think I'm on the edge of Taylor. She's likable
Speaker 2: because she's so brutally honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about that. Poor
Speaker 3: you guys before you got I'm.
Speaker 6: Going to roll.
Speaker 3: It goes through acknowledge your feelings. I don't want to
Speaker 3: hurt them.
Speaker 4: However, any emotions you are having are completely.
Speaker 3: Irrelevant to me.
Speaker 2: I think that's good juice.
Speaker 3: That's how it rolls with Taylor.
Speaker 2: At least she's open and she's honest and that was.
Speaker 1: Joe's juice and ask us anything.
Speaker 2: There's no question so off limits.
Speaker 1: Get a bold breakfast at Opena on nine dot com
Speaker 1: dot au, ask us anything it produces. Sean really shines
Speaker 1: in this segment.
Speaker 2: Don't you big fella?
Speaker 9: Oh, it's just my favorite segment.
Speaker 3: Big fella. If you ever call me a big girl,
Speaker 3: you're in so.
Speaker 2: Much true big jobs is happening.
Speaker 3: It's not a thing.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 5: We've got four fantastic questions from our listeners today, So
Speaker 5: our first one is from Sabella at Semaphore, who said, Hi, guys,
Speaker 5: I can say I really love you. I've made the
Speaker 5: switch this year and you're both hilarious. I would just
Speaker 5: like to know what your dumbest impulse purchase has been.
Speaker 4: Well, I dodged a bullet a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 4: because you recommended that i'd buy one of those police mops,
Speaker 4: the floor police floor, police mops.
Speaker 9: You buying it? Two am on Dunne's director Everyone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I rang them and then I got to
Speaker 4: the point where she said, what's your CVV number on
Speaker 4: your card? And I was like, I didn't have my
Speaker 4: physical card with me, so I didn't go through with it,
Speaker 4: and I think that would have been the dumbest impulse purchase.
Speaker 5: Whoa that has changed my floor mopping life?
Speaker 3: Has it? In what way?
Speaker 9: My floors are so clean?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Good for you?
Speaker 1: Still ninety dollars for a mop the shopping direct channel
Speaker 1: for double nine nine one nine. If you've actually shopped
Speaker 1: on Danno's Direct and you're a satisfied customer, is there
Speaker 1: anyone that can join? Producer Sean seems like quite a rarity.
Speaker 1: I've got a nipple piss back in the day. That
Speaker 1: was a very much an impulse decision, and many couple
Speaker 1: of mates bought a inflatable spa bath when we're about
Speaker 1: early twenties because we thought.
Speaker 2: You know what, we get spa ba chicks comes. It's
Speaker 2: just us in the spa bath the whole time. No
Speaker 2: one ever came over. I can't believe it.
Speaker 9: I wouldn't want to step foot.
Speaker 4: Can you come over for a blow up spa?
Speaker 2: The lads just having a spy would come over. Ladies, No,
Speaker 2: you're busy, Ah, they're busy boys. It's okay.
Speaker 3: Just be asked tonight and the following night and forever
Speaker 3: more so.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we couldn't sell that thing because it eventually sort
Speaker 1: of disintegrated and it crossed about two.
Speaker 2: And a half grand.
Speaker 9: Disposable spar bar.
Speaker 2: We could have just had a bath together, including we've
Speaker 2: done the same job.
Speaker 9: It'd be weird.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: Well what else you got there?
Speaker 5: Moving on to the next question is Andre from Burmside.
Speaker 5: I'm sure I know the answer for a hazy, but
Speaker 5: I'd like to know what both of you think is
Speaker 5: the best.
Speaker 9: Feature of your body.
Speaker 3: It's an interesting one.
Speaker 2: Or how about what do you what do you think
Speaker 2: I think is my favorite feature?
Speaker 4: I think you'd be a big fan of your abs
Speaker 4: and also of your arms.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, a big Fanmly calves, of course.
Speaker 4: The calves, the big samoan calves you've got on the little.
Speaker 1: Legs, My big samoan calves. It was so out of place.
Speaker 1: They're just trying to get it done on a body
Speaker 1: that doesn't match.
Speaker 4: For the better part of his footbook career, those calves went,
Speaker 4: you know what we're going to do.
Speaker 3: We're really good. What's well, We're really going to cramp up,
Speaker 3: really cramp up every.
Speaker 1: Because we're playing too many minutes. We used to do
Speaker 1: forty minute halves. I have three thirty minute per We're done.
Speaker 1: We checked out. We hit the catch. We're watching the
Speaker 1: Broncos play.
Speaker 3: Yeah, similar theme. I've got wood Legs's got good car.
Speaker 3: I also got good cars.
Speaker 2: Because I'm someone who notices good calves and Joey's got
Speaker 2: good definition.
Speaker 5: My job interview with you guys, you checked out my
Speaker 5: calves literally within the first twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: We were speaking calves a lot in that world.
Speaker 9: It was really weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, we're here.
Speaker 9: I'm here so clearing my calves fast.
Speaker 5: Kelly from Norwood is asked, I'd like to know from
Speaker 5: both Jodi and Hazy if you've ever shoplifted before.
Speaker 2: Oh in court.
Speaker 3: Oh yes.
Speaker 4: When I was a small child, I used to collect
Speaker 4: rubbers and that's like erases.
Speaker 3: I used to correct collect erase.
Speaker 2: It had tasman shoplifts surprise.
Speaker 4: And so I was down at the local news agent
Speaker 4: and I helped myself to a couple of.
Speaker 3: Erasers for my collection. Mum found them. Where'd you get these?
Speaker 4: And I said I, And so she made me take
Speaker 4: them back and apologize to the shopkeeper.
Speaker 2: How was it apology?
Speaker 9: Did you use them? Because once you've used an eraser.
Speaker 4: You can't no use them. I didn't use them. They
Speaker 4: were just a collection, mate, what.
Speaker 2: Because that's a raw.
Speaker 1: Steal some lollies or something, So this is technically still stealing.
Speaker 2: And this happened three times. If I get in trouble
Speaker 2: for this.
Speaker 1: It was long, as we say, for some of these things.
Speaker 1: It was a different time rebel sport in Sydney.
Speaker 2: So what we used to do.
Speaker 1: Is because AFL balls, it's all rugby league, rugby union
Speaker 1: up there.
Speaker 2: As you know, producer Seawan, you're from the recent States.
Speaker 1: You would take one hundred and forty dollars sharon, an
Speaker 1: actual game ball, switch tags with a little soft Sharon's
Speaker 1: that range for about thirty bucks. They're actually good ones,
Speaker 1: the fake ones. You'd put that one on the actual ball,
Speaker 1: take it up and poor little lady, who was probably
Speaker 1: not knowing how much a share would be, would just
Speaker 1: swipe it through.
Speaker 2: Thirty dollars sir.
Speaker 1: And then one time we got caught. But you've got
Speaker 1: a plan B. That's it's not supposed to be. They're
Speaker 1: actually one hundred and forty dollars. And he did say, really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did think that was a bit cheap. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: you have a great day.
Speaker 9: Did you buy it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We did it three times. Oh god, that's a nice
Speaker 1: little collection of genuine sharings.
Speaker 5: There you go, reveel the reason why you're not making
Speaker 5: any profits because he's trying.
Speaker 2: To screw you over, or may not have happening. I
Speaker 2: might be going to jag.
Speaker 3: Can I do the court story?
Speaker 2: Can your doors stop me at the front of the courthouse?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 9: Yeah, my face. And our final question is from Nicky
Speaker 9: from Mount Barker. Now she's asking for a friend.
Speaker 5: Yes, but I really want to know what type of
Speaker 5: sleep where you both wear to bed.
Speaker 4: I'm a big Peter Alexander fan, and I liked the
Speaker 4: like just the T shirts and the little shorty.
Speaker 9: Shorts, you know, yeah, yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 4: Sometimes just a pair of bonds nickers. When I really
Speaker 4: want to shake things up.
Speaker 9: I can't see that.
Speaker 2: Sure, I can't see that, or you don't want to
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 9: I don't want to see that.
Speaker 2: Maybe both for me. It's a nude oxygen tent?
Speaker 3: What what what you sleep nude?
Speaker 2: No one's getting that. Come on, when I throw this
Speaker 2: gold out there.
Speaker 3: Simpson Scandal update, Homer leaps new to then oxygen tent
Speaker 3: which he believes gives him sexual power.
Speaker 8: True.
Speaker 5: Come on the oxygen tent never heard? You should try it, John,
Speaker 5: You can sleep in your own oxygen tent.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you? Can you tell me you heard the
Speaker 2: time machine that.
Speaker 1: On this Daisy Tuesday, the twenty eighth of February.
Speaker 2: You know the drill. Let's take a little trip where
Speaker 2: memory lane. All right, I'm driving.
Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty four, Michael Jackson won eight Grammy Awards.
Speaker 2: Is Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: And we all sat back in thought, and this kid's
Speaker 1: got potential. I could possibly go wrong everything. Two thousand
Speaker 1: and three of the Astraining cricket team won by a
Speaker 1: record two one hundred and fifty six runs defeating nem Ibia.
Speaker 9: Jesh oh Well taken touch an excellent catch. I'm Recki
Speaker 9: pine in catch number seven for him in the tournament.
Speaker 8: So far?
Speaker 2: Have an onslaught that day?
Speaker 3: Wasn't it?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 3: Namibia or nam Ibia?
Speaker 2: Nam Ibia?
Speaker 3: Namibia the sports of Automate.
Speaker 1: You're the you're the ambassador for the Namibian cricket team. Obviously,
Speaker 1: what I do like about Namibia and their cricket team,
Speaker 1: much like it was for your Tasmanian softball team back
Speaker 1: in the day. It is open tryouts for the Namibian
Speaker 1: cricket team. Ham we got here eleven.
Speaker 2: That'll know.
Speaker 4: Are you saying, Are you saying I didn't earn my
Speaker 4: place in the under sixteen Tasmanian football team?
Speaker 3: Is that what you say?
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is that I just feel like the
Speaker 1: selection criteria at the Tazzi softball team was a little
Speaker 1: more open and loose than it was in the Eastern States. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: how'd you guys go by the last you got smashed in?
Speaker 4: Yet?
Speaker 3: Well you're a little wolf fierce in New Southwest?
Speaker 2: Okay, true? Good good twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: The brains are too rats successfully connected so that they
Speaker 1: share information.
Speaker 3: That you and Robbie corn There's.
Speaker 1: So many different sort of pass you can go down there.
Speaker 1: I mean, my rat mates, just connect me up for
Speaker 1: a giant mega rat brain.
Speaker 2: Good, isn't it? Twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio when he's first and only Oscar for Best
Speaker 1: Actor Motion Picture Drummer, he nabed the Trophies role in
Speaker 1: the Revenant.
Speaker 3: And the Oscar goes to Leonardo to Capria.
Speaker 2: There go Leo.
Speaker 1: So that's one of those films where he finally got
Speaker 1: given the oscar.
Speaker 2: There was probably his preat's work to be honest.
Speaker 1: In What in the Beach? Yeah, what's heat in Gilbert Grape? Yeah, yep,
Speaker 1: inception look at mego was by the.
Speaker 3: Movie buff Leo obsessed?
Speaker 2: Yeah, who isn't?
Speaker 1: And then I want someone for twenty eight, two thousand
Speaker 1: and nine, right round by flow Rider.
Speaker 3: It's not a bad banger.
Speaker 1: Let's let's get around it with Brodes Tuesday. Hello Jody Hayden.
Speaker 3: As the judge adjusts her glasses.
Speaker 4: Down her nose to make her look self look even
Speaker 4: more important.
Speaker 1: Very professional look going on, and men, last time I
Speaker 1: was at court as well, the judge was wrapped in
Speaker 1: a blanket. That's the pain, little visual. It's got cold
Speaker 1: in the studio, very cold. JODI's found herself a nice
Speaker 1: little blanket.
Speaker 2: Well, thank good go on, Dahl, give us your ruling.
Speaker 3: Thank goodness.
Speaker 4: Bloody camera guy Josh took his cat jacket out because
Speaker 4: that was making everyone's sneees.
Speaker 2: Headyway, okay, do.
Speaker 3: You judge Jody? I need your help.
Speaker 4: My best friend of twenty two years is getting married,
Speaker 4: and I feel honored that she has asked me to
Speaker 4: be a bridesmaid in her wedding beautiful love that for her.
Speaker 4: The happy couple have been trying to have a baby
Speaker 4: through IBF, so to assist them financially, the bridal party
Speaker 4: all agreed to pay their own way and as they
Speaker 4: still haven't been able to conceive. However, my issue is
Speaker 4: the dress that the bride has chosen for the bride'smaids
Speaker 4: is gulp. Two five hundred dollars cool. The other two
Speaker 4: bridesmaids are not sure of a quid. However, as a
Speaker 4: single twenty eight year old saving up for my first house,
Speaker 4: I can't justify paying that amount of money for a
Speaker 4: dress that I will only wear once. Jony, please, I
Speaker 4: need your ruling. Katie from Opland's Park. It's a tricky one.
Speaker 2: That is a tricky one.
Speaker 1: I completely feel for Katie because I do have a
Speaker 1: question though. Firstly, for bride'smaids and bride'smaids dresses, why can
Speaker 1: you only wear it once?
Speaker 2: I mean it's not white, so can't you wear it again?
Speaker 2: Is that just the pride thing?
Speaker 3: It just depends. It depends on the style of it.
Speaker 4: Like bridesmaid's dresses are quite over the top most of
Speaker 4: the time, like.
Speaker 1: The frilly arms and yeah, glitter, glittery stuff coming off
Speaker 1: and things like that.
Speaker 4: Oh God, don't ever speak fashion again. Please, don't ever
Speaker 4: speak female fashion again.
Speaker 2: Thin pink and purple mixed.
Speaker 3: Embarrassing for you, it's nice, okay.
Speaker 4: I completely understand where Katie's coming from for this, because
Speaker 4: my daughter is very talented at dance and she had
Speaker 4: her end of season concert and they didn't even ask
Speaker 4: us if what we wanted to do about costumes. They
Speaker 4: just sent us a bill for six hundred dollars, six
Speaker 4: hundred dollars for three costumes that she will never wear again.
Speaker 4: I can guarantee you that.
Speaker 2: So then what happens if you don't pay? She just
Speaker 2: can't participate.
Speaker 3: She can't participate in the concert.
Speaker 4: Are you going to do that to a nine year
Speaker 4: old who's been building up the whole year to a
Speaker 4: dance concert at the end of the year. You're going
Speaker 4: to say to her, no, darling, you can't because mummy
Speaker 4: is too tight to pay six hundred bucks for your costumes.
Speaker 2: Well, not for my kids, but for your kids.
Speaker 3: AnyWho.
Speaker 4: Twenty five hundred dollars, I'm sorry, is far too much.
Speaker 4: I think that's far too much to ask your brother, right,
Speaker 4: it's got.
Speaker 3: To add me in the newsroom. Abs, what do you reckon?
Speaker 10: I've been a bride's made three times in my life
Speaker 10: and I've never worn.
Speaker 3: The dress again. Haven't you really never worn the dress again?
Speaker 10: And I'm trying to think why, but I just they
Speaker 10: all three of them are still in my wardrobe.
Speaker 2: Well, because it's so specific, do you think or is
Speaker 2: it aprizing? You're like, nah, once it's done.
Speaker 10: One of them is very wedding e so I couldn't
Speaker 10: wear it again. There was a little black one that
Speaker 10: I wore to my sister's which I could probably wear again,
Speaker 10: but it's just it's still there. So yeah, two and
Speaker 10: a half grand unless you're a celebrity, no way too much.
Speaker 10: Go and find something cheaper.
Speaker 3: I have the same issue.
Speaker 4: I wore a beautiful dress and when I was a
Speaker 4: bridesmaid for one of my best friends, she said, you
Speaker 4: can wear whatever you want as long as it's sort of,
Speaker 4: you know, in keeping of the style of the wedding,
Speaker 4: and that was fine.
Speaker 3: I've never worn that.
Speaker 4: Again because I might have tripped in the vineyards on
Speaker 4: the way back to.
Speaker 2: So there's some nasty memories attached.
Speaker 3: It kind of might have been ripped beyond repair.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, so all of a sudden you ripped me,
Speaker 1: oh whoops, and then it was just like thigh coming
Speaker 1: from You're accidentally sexified.
Speaker 2: It up.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten. We need some jurors involved
Speaker 4: in this. Have you been a bridesmaid? Have you been
Speaker 4: made to pay an exorbitant amount of money for your
Speaker 4: bridesmaid's dress?
Speaker 3: Will you ever wear your bridesmaid's dress again?
Speaker 1: Have you tripped along a vinyard? I'm sure you've rest
Speaker 1: beyond belief, beyond recognition.
Speaker 3: Beyond repair they've done. Now I'm not the only one, surely,
Speaker 3: am I?
Speaker 2: All right, potentially, we'll see what comes through.
Speaker 3: Let's get some jurors involved in this one.
Speaker 4: Leanne from Craigmore, two thy five hundred dollars SEMs a lot,
Speaker 4: don't you think?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: Absolutely, Janie, good morning. I just think that if she
Speaker 7: was paying for those dresses, there's been no way that
Speaker 7: she'd been paying two thousand, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, so you think she's taking the mickey?
Speaker 7: Absolutely she is. There's absolutely no way she would fork
Speaker 7: out that money.
Speaker 4: All right, Okay, thank you, Lianne, Sarah from Parafield Gardens,
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 11: Good morning. My story is long solos to the end
Speaker 11: part of it. Basically, my friends were getting married and
Speaker 11: we spent hours with his addresses. Finally found the perfect one.
Speaker 11: I've got a photo the next day. She said to me, sorry, Sarah,
Speaker 11: you go look better than me on the wedding days.
Speaker 11: So they care for the wedding. They gas your party
Speaker 11: after dark. Ramie said, let's buy the dress and bread.
Speaker 11: So I bought the dress and bread instead of blue.
Speaker 11: And I've worn that dress three times.
Speaker 4: Oh god, why to make lemonade and out of lemons? There, Sarah,
Speaker 4: that's outstanding. Oh god, I'm not surprised they cancel the
Speaker 4: wedding if you if your bride's.
Speaker 3: Going, oh she can't wear that, She's going to look
Speaker 3: better than me on the wedding day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then I just don't know if you're doing it for
Speaker 1: the right reasons and what sort of headspace you mean
Speaker 1: if you're concentrated on things.
Speaker 3: Like that, exactly right?
Speaker 2: What all my groups look better than me?
Speaker 3: You're wearing Peter Shearer, Peter Jackson.
Speaker 2: Come on, sorry, man. Just The casual after party was
Speaker 2: sponsored by.
Speaker 4: Harrick that's some good food back from our jurors. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I'm going to stick with my original ruling on
Speaker 4: this one.
Speaker 2: Okay it before we get that as well.
Speaker 1: Text line very busy for nine nine nine, my nine
Speaker 1: this one. No way should she be expected to pay
Speaker 1: two and a half thousand dollars. I'd be mad if
Speaker 1: my best expected me to pay anything more than two hundred.
Speaker 2: That's from Jess and Elizabeth. Yeah, you hear.
Speaker 4: Jess and Dan from Peraka, however, says if the bride'smaids
Speaker 4: agreed to pay, that's on them.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I might have agreed and then gone, but hang on,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have agreed if it was two and a
Speaker 4: half grand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no chance.
Speaker 3: And that, my friends, brings me to my very official ruling.
Speaker 4: Two thousand, five hundred dollars is far too much to
Speaker 4: spend on a bride'smaid's dress, and I would be refusing
Speaker 4: and opting out of the wedding.
Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. That is official. Thoughts on that
Speaker 1: send us another texto for double nine one nine. In
Speaker 1: the meantime, maybe just hang out and have a look
Speaker 1: at the socials, because producer Sean just passed me a
Speaker 1: note he said, Jodi looks like the virgin Mary, and
Speaker 1: I said, Sean, I'm not going to say that, but
Speaker 1: here we are.
Speaker 2: He might get it up on socials.
Speaker 3: No, if there's much virginal things about me.
Speaker 1: Well, well, well look what I'm reading in the paper
Speaker 1: would have thought extraordinary, age six. It's probably something you
Speaker 1: should take a bit of.
Speaker 2: A look at. Joe's to be honest.
Speaker 1: Okay, but we've had our issues, and by issues, I
Speaker 1: mean issue, and that is you stealing food off my
Speaker 1: plate continuously. And I used a giant example of a
Speaker 1: gluttony a few days ago where we both ordered food
Speaker 1: at the same time and mine came out just a
Speaker 1: little bit quicker than yours, and.
Speaker 2: Thought, I just have a little nible of yours, and
Speaker 2: she said not that, so before comes.
Speaker 3: Out it was a little bit hungry.
Speaker 2: Really really grinds my gears.
Speaker 4: And I really stand accused of putting my whole head
Speaker 4: in your plate, which I completely and utterly reject and
Speaker 4: resent that accusation.
Speaker 1: At one stage, I think you took a bite out
Speaker 1: of the plates. It's just too far nibble of your
Speaker 1: food and also the plate, and I think you got.
Speaker 2: My shoe too.
Speaker 1: It was like, for God's sake, I need all this
Speaker 1: sort of stuff. Page six of the Advertiser today. I'm
Speaker 1: just going to read the first line of this article
Speaker 1: on a woman attempted to mow down her partner with
Speaker 1: her car after he made the mistake of asking for
Speaker 1: one of her chips from a chicken pack. See it happens,
Speaker 1: and that's what it leads to. Channel nine got the
Speaker 1: s bloke as well through a chip out of a
Speaker 1: half chicken and chips solid pack she had.
Speaker 2: I thought she was finished. Yeah, I shouldn't have asked
Speaker 2: for the chips. It goes both mate.
Speaker 4: Oh mate, We certainly don't condone this behavior of attempting
Speaker 4: to mow down your partner in your.
Speaker 3: Car, of course not. However, if ever there was a
Speaker 3: motive exactly, that's it.
Speaker 1: It was a matter of time before something like this
Speaker 1: was going to happen. So, I mean, thirteen twenty fourteen,
Speaker 1: we've got exclusive advice to give to Novous Red Room.
Speaker 1: Is it about time we really genuinely take a stand
Speaker 1: because chips, in particular, one chip leads to two chip,
Speaker 1: it leads it three chips, and all of a sudden
Speaker 1: your half chip's gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and all of a sudden, you're getting mowed down
Speaker 2: a car.
Speaker 3: They're a valuable commodity of the chip, aren't they.
Speaker 2: Are you learning a lesson?
Speaker 4: I just feel like I just feel like your reaction
Speaker 4: is extreme.
Speaker 3: I felt like your reaction was extreme to me. Still
Speaker 3: on your feet.
Speaker 2: I'm not about to promise you sure.
Speaker 3: Are you sure?
Speaker 4: Because I'll be watching my back when I walk through
Speaker 4: the car park after the show.
Speaker 3: Don't still watch it.
Speaker 2: It's been a big show. Looking forward tomorrow as well.
Speaker 3: Big show tomorrow. Ross Noble's going to join us.
Speaker 4: More chances for first class and fifty k Ed Sharon tickets.
Speaker 2: It's all there.
Speaker 3: Got anything for me?
Speaker 1: I just jump on the podcast and have a bit
Speaker 1: of a listen and just have some fun. And also
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