WEBVTT - Best of 2025 (So Far) | Jodie's 'Mum Porn' 

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<v Speaker 1>You get morning every day, want to aid ball on

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<v Speaker 1>Friday night at the Adelaide Oval, but also stated at

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<v Speaker 1>the Adelaide Oval Hotel, I want to do that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So for me that was absolute mumhorn because basically I

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<v Speaker 1>could be out of function and then when I've had enough,

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<v Speaker 1>I could be from the function in my bed asleep

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<v Speaker 1>within about sixty seven minutes. And then I was just

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<v Speaker 1>pondering over the weekend, I thought, if that's my mum porn.

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<v Speaker 1>There are a whole host of things that get us

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<v Speaker 1>mums just a little bit overly excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to hear them?

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<v Speaker 3>Please?

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>When you go to the supermarket and there's a human

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<v Speaker 1>to scan your groceries for you, discovering there's one Magnum

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<v Speaker 1>left on a Monday night is the latest.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode of White Lotus Drops.

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<v Speaker 1>The itch on your kid's head is dry, scalp not lie.

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<v Speaker 1>You unpack all your kids lunchboxes and every single one

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<v Speaker 1>is empty.

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<v Speaker 2>The Saturday morning heat policy kicks in.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no Scott.

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<v Speaker 1>Clean sheets, a great book, a cup of tea, a

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<v Speaker 1>convenient headache, and two Melowtonian tablets and it's only eight

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<v Speaker 1>seventeen beer.

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<v Speaker 2>It's mumporn.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, all right, I think I'll get that

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<v Speaker 5>too as well. My wife has certainly got someone's watch,

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<v Speaker 5>she's got the audio books going oh yeah, just cruising

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<v Speaker 5>around the house and which does things like that, like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>She's experiencing mum porn. Is that what? That is? So good?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, very good, get dad porn. Maybe we can visit

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<v Speaker 1>that tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh maybe. I think it's a very very different area.

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<v Speaker 5>I hopefully it's not more literal, but I understand what

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<v Speaker 5>we're saying because my experience in mumporn. Maybe some dad

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<v Speaker 5>porn as well. On the weekend with the.

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<v Speaker 3>Cancer sports, Oh how good was it?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the email came through and said, oh oh.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, thank you for educating us there, So welcome.

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<v Speaker 6>Crazy Seal Section.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, this is a great little opportunity for everyone just

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<v Speaker 5>to catch up and maybe talk about some of those

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<v Speaker 5>topics where i'd say somewhat off limits, you know, not

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<v Speaker 5>your stock standard conversations that you'd hear around the office

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<v Speaker 5>in Ottoman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes to one from ten years first joins us in

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<v Speaker 1>the studio for her Sealed Section segment, Good morning morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I would say, we do these topics in.

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<v Speaker 2>Our office store.

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<v Speaker 7>We do regularly, guys, truthfully limits keep things differently there

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<v Speaker 7>over channel ten, don't you.

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<v Speaker 1>We have conversations had to be heard to be believed, alright.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes they are like less that stuff, more news stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys like no, no, no, no no no no no no no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's not what we're here for. Yeah, okay, would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to open up the sealed section please?

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<v Speaker 2>Here?

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<v Speaker 5>Regat go a little envelope here passed me that. Yep,

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<v Speaker 5>here we go. Watch out there, hang on, Oh oh gosh,

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't need to use a knife. But here we are.

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<v Speaker 8>We are.

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<v Speaker 2>The topic today is the male conscious perceptive pill. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so a contraceptive pill.

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<v Speaker 1>For men is on the horizon after early human trials

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<v Speaker 1>found it to be safe. Up until now, as you

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<v Speaker 1>well know, Andrew Hayes, the primary male birth control.

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<v Speaker 2>Options have been condoms or have a sected me. That's

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<v Speaker 2>been your two choices. So the drug, this is how

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<v Speaker 2>it works.

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<v Speaker 1>It interferes with the vitamin A signaling, which is necessary

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<v Speaker 1>for sperm production. Okay, So the question is would you

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<v Speaker 1>take a male contraception pill?

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<v Speaker 5>To me, would you.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust yourself each and every day to take this pill

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time and that part is very important.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, fellas, I need some help please. Thirteen twenty four

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<v Speaker 5>ten are you a male? Would you take a contraception pill?

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<v Speaker 5>I would, but I would need my wife to be

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<v Speaker 5>very diligent.

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<v Speaker 2>With it, mate, because I'm hopeless, if.

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<v Speaker 5>I can admit to you, Joe's I'm hopeless in the space.

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<v Speaker 5>I have to feed the cat every night. Yea, every

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<v Speaker 5>single night. I get it's a bad night. Sure it's

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<v Speaker 5>about shut my eyes and gargos. If you've had the

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<v Speaker 5>cat and I go, why is he?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you fed him?

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<v Speaker 1>So this is a This is a man tiff who

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<v Speaker 1>find honestly has to be given an allowance each in

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<v Speaker 1>every week because he can't be he cannot be trusted

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<v Speaker 1>with money. Rever Kara, would your wife, car and given

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<v Speaker 1>you've got three children, ever trust you to take a

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<v Speaker 1>pill and prevent more little hat children?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, let let's not link that the contraception like I'm

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<v Speaker 5>some sort of sicko who's breeding kids everywhere?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, but I look at it would be a struggle.

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<v Speaker 5>I would say for blokes, what would be a bit

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<v Speaker 5>of a tricky situation is someone who is single. What

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<v Speaker 5>could you trust a bloke if they were single, you

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<v Speaker 5>didn't know them very well. And the bloke said, and

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<v Speaker 5>the bloke said, no, I'm on the contraceptive pill. No,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't believe it because I feel like if you're

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<v Speaker 5>a female in your relationship, you would enforce that this

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<v Speaker 5>bloke and blokes so be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 3>We're idiots. You would take that pill each and they

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<v Speaker 3>every day.

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<v Speaker 5>But if you weren't in a sustained relationship, long term relationships,

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<v Speaker 5>you wouldn't know if you'd been diligent with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you trust your partner to take the male contraceptive

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<v Speaker 2>My partner prepared for Angel. Yeah, but would he be

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<v Speaker 2>prepared to do it? Yes, okay, Ajel.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't ask him that he would.

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<v Speaker 7>If I was like, I'm sick of I'm on the

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<v Speaker 7>contraceptive pill for the ladies. Yes, and I have been

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<v Speaker 7>since dinosaur's walked to the earth. If and I said

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<v Speaker 7>I'm fed up of this, I don't want to do this.

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<v Speaker 5>Anymore, yeah, he would.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm so I like to.

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<v Speaker 7>Call it preganoid, like paranoid getting pregnant, that I will

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<v Speaker 7>take that pill every day religiously, to the point where

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<v Speaker 7>like if I think I've forgotten to take it old,

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<v Speaker 7>drive home and check done before. Yeah, right, just just

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<v Speaker 7>in cases because I.

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<v Speaker 1>Just feel like, like morally, I would like the boys

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<v Speaker 1>to take responsibility. But then the question is can you

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<v Speaker 1>trust them? Because we've had a lot on our plate

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<v Speaker 1>for a very long time. So we have our periods,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we have our babies, and then we stop

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<v Speaker 1>having babies, and then you have the perimenopause, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you have the menopause and you're not even reproducing humans anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I mean? It's a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'd see. Okay, I'll say this.

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<v Speaker 5>If there were blokes, there would be certain blokes in

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<v Speaker 5>situations where who would forget to take the pill. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 5>they can guarantee that, but it's not through it's not

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<v Speaker 5>through intent. I don't think blokes would choose not to

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<v Speaker 5>take it. It's because of idiots.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, girls can forget too, but for me, I've been

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<v Speaker 7>drilled into it from my Catholic education, all girls' school,

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<v Speaker 7>that you cannot have grown up cuddles or you will

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<v Speaker 7>get pregnant and die.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like ingrained in me. But I fellas don't

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<v Speaker 2>have that. Don't you think they're getting off lightly with

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<v Speaker 2>just taking a pill.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the different things of contraception that we've had to

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<v Speaker 1>endure over the journey have involved.

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<v Speaker 2>Injecting things and putting things in places.

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<v Speaker 5>Right round not good places.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 5>We had a fun chat yesterday with Sam Pagne.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got a new show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's got a new show on Channel Ten's like

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<v Speaker 1>a late night talk show, and he was admitting to

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<v Speaker 1>us that he actually got starstruck when it came to

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<v Speaker 1>one of the biggest actors in this country.

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<v Speaker 9>Jack Thompson's presence rattled you, Yeah, I was, but I

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<v Speaker 9>also hit it very well hazy by just saying hello

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<v Speaker 9>and then scurrying out of the room.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 9>He didn't know that I was in awe. I just

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<v Speaker 9>said hello and then thought, hey, you know, I've got

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<v Speaker 9>nothing else to say. This is you know, I'm not

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<v Speaker 9>a selfie guy. I'm not going to ask him for anything.

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<v Speaker 9>So I just got out of it.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>So I wasn't my finest moment, but anyway, it's you know,

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<v Speaker 9>hopefully I'll still come on the show one day.

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<v Speaker 5>I find it really fascinating and please get involved with this.

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<v Speaker 5>Thirteen and twenty fourteen, who got your star struck? Even

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<v Speaker 5>like the top shelf celebrities Like, I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 5>Sampang was in a position where he would get rattled

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<v Speaker 5>by somebody else in this country.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he's just so chill most of the time, you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't think that anyone would rattle him.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been raffled by someone?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>I have.

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<v Speaker 5>First, and a quick one was when Simon Black came

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<v Speaker 5>into the sen studios. Yes, because everyone's a fan of

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<v Speaker 5>Simon Black. If you're a football fan back in the day,

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<v Speaker 5>the guy is absolutely perfect. And then he came into

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<v Speaker 5>the studios and he was even more perfect in your life,

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<v Speaker 5>really like the nicest possible you could mate, hung around,

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<v Speaker 5>chatted for an extra ten fifteen minutes, just beautiful physically.

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<v Speaker 5>You just wanted to touch his face. Wow, So what

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<v Speaker 5>does this guy? What could this guy possibly do? That's wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>But the other one for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we move on, I feel like Simon Black at

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<v Speaker 1>times has had you questioning your sexuality.

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<v Speaker 5>Your dann righty has your dam He's had me screaming

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<v Speaker 5>out the name Simon really in the heats of passion.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not that far.

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<v Speaker 5>But when I first met the great Tony Mantra, and

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<v Speaker 5>I think that's a big that's huge. So I, me

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<v Speaker 5>and my mate went to Ki for the Ki races

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<v Speaker 5>and we flew down there. It was part of a

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<v Speaker 5>work thing, and Watra was on the plane and he

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<v Speaker 5>didn't know anyone. He was getting flown down there and

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<v Speaker 5>obviously paid a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 3>Just to be there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so we sort of budied up next to him

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<v Speaker 5>and we spent the entire day. Next to day it's

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<v Speaker 5>even beers with him. Oh wow, I've got to say

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<v Speaker 5>it was one of the greatest days of my life.

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<v Speaker 5>I tell my mates to this day. They still don't

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<v Speaker 5>believe me.

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<v Speaker 2>God, what about the last time I saw Tony Maudra.

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<v Speaker 2>He was hosting. It was like a footy thing that

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<v Speaker 2>we're in.

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<v Speaker 1>He was hoasting the room and my husband, who at

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<v Speaker 1>the best of time, can be a real idiot, had

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<v Speaker 1>put on his what are those things that you wrap

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<v Speaker 1>around your wrists, you know, like your wristband thing? One

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<v Speaker 1>of those things that you wrap around you risk your wristband. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you put it on too tight.

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<v Speaker 2>And so the one.

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<v Speaker 1>Person in the room that he asked to loosen his

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<v Speaker 1>wristband with Tony.

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<v Speaker 3>Mo Mos doesn't do that. No, Mods is not there

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<v Speaker 3>to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Below Tony Modra. It's not even funny.

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<v Speaker 5>That's not his job. His job is to beat Tony Modra.

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<v Speaker 5>He's very good at it. Yes, no one does it better,

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<v Speaker 5>exactly right? What about yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>I okay, this is a bit of a flex, this one.

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<v Speaker 1>But I did meet Taylor Swift.

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<v Speaker 3>To the top shelf.

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<v Speaker 4>For me.

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<v Speaker 5>It was Taylor Swift, lovely lady though Oh gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>It was at a concert, and can I tell you

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<v Speaker 1>she was in the VIP room and she came in

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<v Speaker 1>and hugged every single person in that room. She's just

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<v Speaker 1>so generous and so sweet with her time. And I

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<v Speaker 1>had my daughter Taylor with her as well. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like Taylor meet Taylor, and I was an idiot, so sorry?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I just say this wasn't a paid meeting, reach,

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<v Speaker 3>was it?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't pay for it.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it was because celebries are very good at being

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<v Speaker 5>nice and interactive.

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<v Speaker 3>When you pay them.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, this was actually this was part of

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<v Speaker 1>my job. But yeah, she was very very sweet. Can

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<v Speaker 1>confirm I was like a blithering little I throw up,

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<v Speaker 1>throw up. I don't know what I would do if

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<v Speaker 1>I saw.

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<v Speaker 2>Her, I'd be like, you changed my life.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 9>She'd heard it before the next I met Nellie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, oh did he have a band aid one?

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<v Speaker 5>We're like, what's the under the band aid? Must be

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<v Speaker 5>so festering by announcements.

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<v Speaker 2>Missed opportunity.

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<v Speaker 5>He was.

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<v Speaker 2>He must have been touring at the time.

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<v Speaker 8>I was young Dan and he just pulled up in

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<v Speaker 8>this tool bus and just.

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<v Speaker 10>Got out the bus.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>So people obviously were just crowding around. I have the

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<v Speaker 8>most embarrassing photo you've ever seen in your life of

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<v Speaker 8>meet with Nelly.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, give that to us and we'll put it online immediately.

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<v Speaker 5>Get some feedback online. Thirteen and twenty four ten. Who

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<v Speaker 5>got your starstruck? Yes, for Sampang it was Jack Thompson.

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<v Speaker 5>You've met the great Taylor Swift. That's quite extreme.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And the other one that I lost my you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, was Lizzellus on a plane.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there you go, that's more. That's that's more.

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<v Speaker 5>Really, Azells was the Lizzels all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, he doesn't really admired you growing up.

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<v Speaker 1>This was a grown ass woman. I was just dribbling, like,

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<v Speaker 1>shut up, get back to twenty seven b and sit.

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<v Speaker 5>Down, I've heard or before your netball freak next thirteen

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<v Speaker 5>and twenty fourteen, give us a call. Who got your starstruck?

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<v Speaker 5>Thirteen twenty four ten, which the celebrity got you all

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<v Speaker 5>starstracking giddy? And this was quite surprising, essay, when we

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<v Speaker 5>spoke to the Great Sampang, he said, it's Jack Thompson

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<v Speaker 5>for him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I just would have thought if it was.

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<v Speaker 5>For Sampang would be someone like really really top shit

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<v Speaker 5>hollow with all you respect that Jack Thompson with like.

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<v Speaker 1>A Nicole kidman or someone like that, you know, if

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<v Speaker 1>you ever met her. Thirteen twenty four ten. Were taking

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<v Speaker 1>a calls this morning, producer, Molly, you've met someone?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, I met Denzel Washington.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh goodness, Okay.

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<v Speaker 8>So I went to see him on Broadway with my parents.

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<v Speaker 8>I was fifteen at the time, and I was walking

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<v Speaker 8>around at the back of the theater just like having

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<v Speaker 8>a look at, you know, the scenes and whatever else.

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<v Speaker 8>And this guy pushed a barrier in front of me,

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<v Speaker 8>like a security guard and was like, wait there, yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>what And the next minute, out of this secret door

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<v Speaker 8>pop Denzel Washington, what do you mean doing back there?

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<v Speaker 3>That's incredible to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Your mother.

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<v Speaker 5>Washington is one of the greatest actors of all time.

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<v Speaker 5>Please tell me it was nice.

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<v Speaker 2>So lovely.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, chatting with me for a beer, took a photo,

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<v Speaker 8>whole thing, great.

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<v Speaker 2>Cute and wholsome.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got one of our audio gurus, Todd here in

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<v Speaker 1>the studio as well. You you used to be in

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<v Speaker 1>a bear and and you met.

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<v Speaker 4>Who I did.

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<v Speaker 11>Yes, we were in like a full on metal band actually,

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<v Speaker 11>and we used to tour a lot, and we're on

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<v Speaker 11>sound Wave tour. Yeah, and the band Slipknot at the

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<v Speaker 11>time we're playing.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, I got.

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<v Speaker 6>That.

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<v Speaker 3>You met the front man.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so I met all of them.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, they're all there, and we've got to go backstage

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<v Speaker 11>with them, have drinks with them, and yeah, it was great.

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<v Speaker 5>It's awesome slipnight. Just what are they like? Because could

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<v Speaker 5>they be anything else? But really really full on aggressive,

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<v Speaker 5>They actually really lovely guys op in person.

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<v Speaker 11>All the aggression gets taken out on stage and then

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<v Speaker 11>in person they're the kindest people alive.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, what about that they're on stage get off

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<v Speaker 5>stage like, oh thank god, I got that out of

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<v Speaker 5>the system.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know sometimes when I go to bed and

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<v Speaker 1>I run out of rain sounds. I like to play

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of slipknot.

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<v Speaker 3>Very nice, Oh fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, came my guy, Josh. We've been waiting for this.

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<v Speaker 1>Who did you meet? So?

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<v Speaker 3>I met Slash and it was devastating. Okay, how could

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<v Speaker 3>it possibly be devastating?

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<v Speaker 5>He's just an icon of the music industry.

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<v Speaker 6>So this is back when I was working at Triple

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<v Speaker 6>M and we were going to interview him that day.

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<v Speaker 6>So I said to the presenter, I actually had my

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<v Speaker 6>first time to.

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<v Speaker 4>A Slash song quition.

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<v Speaker 6>So I'm standing outside of the studio while he's interviewing him,

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<v Speaker 6>and he goes, oh, we've got a guy that works

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<v Speaker 6>here that actually had his first time come on in here, Josh,

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<v Speaker 6>and I was a spluttering mess.

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<v Speaker 3>Slash will do that to.

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<v Speaker 2>You that did Slash like inquire as to how you went.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, he bro, that's such a massive compliment.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, in his head, he's going, Okay, you did the

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<v Speaker 5>first time my song?

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<v Speaker 3>Heard it all before? Next every single time?

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<v Speaker 2>Was he wearing that silly hat?

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<v Speaker 5>Of course he was here every way too, Yeah, had

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<v Speaker 5>glasses on.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the whole works. Let's go to Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>When did you get star Struck?

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<v Speaker 10>Jack?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh?

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<v Speaker 13>Look, it was when I met tex Walker from the

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<v Speaker 13>Adelaide Crow.

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<v Speaker 5>Because tex is such a Crow's icon for die hard

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<v Speaker 5>Crow supporters.

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<v Speaker 3>If you met text for the first.

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<v Speaker 5>Time, you wouldn't know. You don't have to do yourself, Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>How'd you go?

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<v Speaker 4>Jack?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you play it cool?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh?

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<v Speaker 13>I tried to. He went up and shook his hand

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<v Speaker 13>and then no words came out.

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<v Speaker 8>Done.

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<v Speaker 3>What about I'll tell you what?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 4>You as well?

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<v Speaker 3>Jack?

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon you shook his hand? You were like his

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<v Speaker 5>hand just engulfed my arm. He's got the biggest hands

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<v Speaker 5>on the planet.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh.

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<v Speaker 13>Absolutely, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine if Jack had just given it a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>nice years.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey Jack, was it a good interaction?

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<v Speaker 10>Though?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>It was good.

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<v Speaker 13>Didn't help by the fact that Rory Sloan was also

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<v Speaker 13>in the corner. Oh yeah, I was just like, you know,

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<v Speaker 13>eyeball and just like, hey.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, what else? Who is in the other corner? Was

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<v Speaker 3>a bloody tony madra some a good great.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're all here. Let's get to Bobby. Hello, Bobby,

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<v Speaker 2>good morning.

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<v Speaker 14>How are you guys?

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<v Speaker 13>Good?

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<v Speaker 2>When did you get star Strike?

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<v Speaker 14>I was just plowing to London.

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<v Speaker 1>He throw.

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<v Speaker 14>A couple of years ago now and yeah, bumped into

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<v Speaker 14>Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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<v Speaker 5>What fascinates me about that, Bobby, is that he was

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<v Speaker 5>just you know, I'm doing with everyone else.

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<v Speaker 3>You would have thought that he'd be a private jet

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<v Speaker 3>type operator.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you speak to him?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 14>I think, I think, I think, yeah, he was. He

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<v Speaker 14>was unfathomly by himself at the time, and I said

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<v Speaker 14>a bit of big sand since I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 14>threw a few few little quote lines and apparently John

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<v Speaker 14>Sena was there, but I couldn't see him.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you get John Cena. I'm sorry, Bobby, that beautiful

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<v Speaker 5>gear is wasted on Joe's.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>So we had a bit of an interesting chat involving Neo.

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<v Speaker 5>So it was revealed that Neo is in a polyhamorous

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<v Speaker 5>relationship using four of them.

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<v Speaker 3>He has four girlfriends at once.

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<v Speaker 10>For example, on this tour, you know, I'll let this

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<v Speaker 10>one come out for seven days, then she go home,

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<v Speaker 10>Then this will come out for seven days, and then

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<v Speaker 10>this will.

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<v Speaker 4>Come out for seven days, and then we do something

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<v Speaker 4>all together.

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<v Speaker 3>We learned a lot yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>We learned so much yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for your phone calls on the upfront as well,

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<v Speaker 1>but we'd like to learn a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>More and produce.

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<v Speaker 1>Molly has a friend called Jess, and she knows a

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<v Speaker 1>lot about this subject.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Jess, Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 12>Hey, look, no wonder there are so sick of love songs.

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<v Speaker 12>They're never about having four.

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<v Speaker 2>Girlfriends, beautiful race.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a weird space for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So, Jess, are you in a polyamorous relationship?

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<v Speaker 4>I am.

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<v Speaker 12>I only have one partner at the moment, but it

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<v Speaker 12>never changes the fact that you have the possibility to

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<v Speaker 12>date more than one person.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, And so how did you arrive at this place?

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<v Speaker 12>I actually want to say not too dissimilar from neo,

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<v Speaker 12>Like when I was much younger, being in a situation

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<v Speaker 12>when young and stupid, there is a little bit of

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<v Speaker 12>cheating involved and it's not great and often you find

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<v Speaker 12>that out. You stumble your way through it, sort of

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<v Speaker 12>realize a bit of that. And also coming out as bisexual,

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<v Speaker 12>my male partner realized, well, I can't be everything that

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<v Speaker 12>you need. I'm not a woman.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, wow, well you spoke about it a little bit. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>digest is jealousy an issue in polyamorous relationships.

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<v Speaker 12>Relationships are all the same jealousy happens regardless, like and

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<v Speaker 12>people think that, oh, you guys must not get jealous.

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<v Speaker 12>There is a rare person. My partner, for example, is

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<v Speaker 12>actually very secure in himself and is rarely ever jealous myself.

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<v Speaker 12>It's usually just about like the little triggers that you have,

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<v Speaker 12>like any insecurities of am I not good enough? Do

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<v Speaker 12>they not love me? Polyamorous people have them too. Nomenogamous

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<v Speaker 12>people have them too, just like you guys. You know,

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<v Speaker 12>say your husband or wife is doing something or busy

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<v Speaker 12>with other people, you might be like, well, I'm jealous.

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<v Speaker 12>I want to be evolved or things.

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<v Speaker 2>With all of us and just without prying too much.

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<v Speaker 1>So with the setup, is it the sexual relationship is

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<v Speaker 1>one person at a time or does everyone get involved?

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<v Speaker 12>No, sometimes everyone can get involved, And I think, like,

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<v Speaker 12>I'm sure Neo is having some fun parties.

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<v Speaker 5>That's all I'm saying, Jess.

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<v Speaker 3>One more question for you.

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<v Speaker 7>How do you find like minded people fringes of society,

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<v Speaker 7>fringes of.

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<v Speaker 5>I've been out of the game for so long now

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<v Speaker 5>it's all changed.

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<v Speaker 12>I don't know you find your tribe Like I think

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<v Speaker 12>I've got a lot of friends that are in that space,

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<v Speaker 12>and if you actually downloaded the dating app just for

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<v Speaker 12>fun obviously not for reals, you might actually find a

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<v Speaker 12>lot more people say ethical nominogamy have E and M

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<v Speaker 12>in their profile. It's becoming a lot more popular these days,

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<v Speaker 12>people obviously realizing like they want their independence, and they

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<v Speaker 12>also are pretty fluid, like I think the special part

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<v Speaker 12>about non monogamy is also learning that not all about

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<v Speaker 12>sex and romance. It's just having a comfortability to have

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<v Speaker 12>a lot of intimate relationships, which I feel like I have.

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<v Speaker 2>That's amazing On paper, it sounds really really okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Sign us up, Jess, Oh Jess, thank you so much

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<v Speaker 5>for be cool and thank you for educating us.

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<v Speaker 12>No worries.

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<v Speaker 13>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 5>Pass me that bottle of Joe's, that big, beautiful, delicious

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<v Speaker 5>bottle of Fitzy, and let me take a swip.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to drink the Fitzy kool Aid?

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<v Speaker 3>Always want to Friday Flee, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh what an upset last night as well? Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 10>If you're a Carlton supporter and before the Crows, before

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<v Speaker 10>their inception into the AFL, I loved Carlton because of

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<v Speaker 10>you know, Stephen Kerner and Craig Bradley, Mark Niley, the

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<v Speaker 10>South Australian connection that we had there. But oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 10>if you are a Carlton supporter, you would have been

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<v Speaker 10>tearing your hair out last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>Top set? It's the upset of the year already. It's

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<v Speaker 3>second round.

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<v Speaker 1>We were saying being a cult and supporters like being

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<v Speaker 1>in a relationship with a bloke that just keeps cheating

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<v Speaker 1>on you, Like you know he's going to let you out,

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<v Speaker 1>but you just keep going back again and again and again.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like going on to Love Island, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 10>You never ever, you never guaranteed to end up with

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<v Speaker 10>the girl that you started with, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh hey, Fitzy Crows playing Saints, watch your prediction here

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<v Speaker 5>and based on what we saw last night, jeez, anything

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<v Speaker 5>could happen.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, this is what I'm worried about, Hazy, because usually

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<v Speaker 10>when there's a couple of upsets early, that's how that's

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<v Speaker 10>the trend for the rest of the round.

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<v Speaker 4>So I hope and pray.

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<v Speaker 10>Look, we all know that the Crows are favorites and

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<v Speaker 10>Saint Kilda have got quite a few injuries and haven't

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<v Speaker 10>been playing too well in the preseason games.

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<v Speaker 4>So I think the Crows will win.

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<v Speaker 10>But I just I'm watching those Carlton supporters last night

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<v Speaker 10>and that last half, I'm nervous. Can I also do

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<v Speaker 10>a big shout out to a Southern boy who is

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<v Speaker 10>Guddy's first call, Sid dram done, well done. I said,

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<v Speaker 10>when you let a Southern boy on the loose, it's very,

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<v Speaker 10>very dangerous.

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<v Speaker 5>Because I'll tell you what, Fitzies, there's not too many

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<v Speaker 5>blokes from South that went top five.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got to be pretty special.

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<v Speaker 9>To do that.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, do you know what pick number four in the

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<v Speaker 10>draft from South Adelaide? It's only ever happened twice. And

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<v Speaker 10>I hope that Sid Draper has a better career than this.

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<v Speaker 3>His first game. He's got seventeen left.

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<v Speaker 2>There's one difference I can see with Sid Draper already.

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<v Speaker 2>He's real quick, fitz.

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<v Speaker 4>There's one difference I can tour with Sidraper. He's actually

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<v Speaker 4>good atropall.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not put together by sticky tap.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to bring you in on this conversation because

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<v Speaker 1>we spoke to the beautiful sampagnistone. He was telling us

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<v Speaker 1>how he got star struck Jack Thompson.

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<v Speaker 5>So Jack Thompson absolutely rattled Sampage and we thought that

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<v Speaker 5>Sampan couldn't be rattled.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no it is.

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<v Speaker 10>You get nervous. I actually I got a color stories

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<v Speaker 10>that I remember. When I was younger, I loved my

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<v Speaker 10>little athletics. Dad used to take me to the Bay

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<v Speaker 10>Sheffield every year. Right, And I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 10>know this, but the only person to ever win the

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<v Speaker 10>Bay Sheffield twice was an Adelaide thirty six. Can anyone

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<v Speaker 10>guess who it was like in the eighties and.

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<v Speaker 2>Nineties, God, you're still smiling.

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<v Speaker 10>No, it was our great it was our Green, yes,

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<v Speaker 10>hazy and I loved him. And I remember Dad was like,

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<v Speaker 10>get your autograph book out and go and get an

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<v Speaker 10>autograph off our grain and I was freaking out.

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<v Speaker 4>Was the first autograph I ever got.

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<v Speaker 10>And I got up to the front and he said

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<v Speaker 10>to me, do you know who I am? And I

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<v Speaker 10>freaked out and went no, And he didn't sign by

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<v Speaker 10>your autograph? What kind of flexes that from our gren

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<v Speaker 10>The only person that's really freaked me out. I was

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<v Speaker 10>a big fan of the band Arctic Monkeys about you

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<v Speaker 10>look good on the dance floor, and I remember the

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<v Speaker 10>first time they came to Australia Alex and Jamie Cook.

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<v Speaker 10>They were seventeen eighteen years of age and if the

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<v Speaker 10>manager goes, you only got seven minutes, Mate, seven minutes,

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<v Speaker 10>so get into the interview.

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<v Speaker 4>And I did the first five minutes and realized I

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<v Speaker 4>hadn't turned the recorder.

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<v Speaker 10>On and I just went to water after that and

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<v Speaker 10>we hardly got any of the interviews.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's the only time I've been starstruck.

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<v Speaker 5>Just quickly on that, Fitzy. Those sort of stories. Do

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<v Speaker 5>you remember the famous one with Lance Armstrong at his

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<v Speaker 5>prime and Graham Corns.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he didn't record it either.

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<v Speaker 5>Recorded and they had one chance to do lance Armstrong

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<v Speaker 5>double a did it and Cornsy recorded and then when

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<v Speaker 5>they told Lance Armstrong's camp they said he's not doing

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<v Speaker 5>it again.

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<v Speaker 10>No, there you go, two cheats working together, Graham Corns.

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<v Speaker 4>And Lance Armstrong.

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<v Speaker 1>FITZI will be thinking of you when the Crows play

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>All the best. Let's hope it pans out well for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Go the Crows love you got job, job.

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<v Speaker 3>Job, That is a good job.

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<v Speaker 5>Morning joke of that's the look the best home to

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<v Speaker 5>start you work a week, Just a little injection of humor.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, we'll do our best to provide it for you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we like to do on a Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Joining us is producer Molly, who is truly awful in

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<v Speaker 1>this space.

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<v Speaker 3>So much you're going to bring us down again. Produce,

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<v Speaker 3>clean up the basis A right, what have you got?

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<v Speaker 5>So you're telling your best day jokes?

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<v Speaker 10>Sure?

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<v Speaker 5>Sharp, those ones that sort of leave you rubbing your forehead,

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<v Speaker 5>your two fingers, you know, like, what are we doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, here we go. We've learned to put

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<v Speaker 2>you first, just to get it out of the way.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, yeah, did you hear about the two people who

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<v Speaker 8>stole a calendar?

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<v Speaker 2>They age got six months?

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<v Speaker 3>Get it? Do you get a joke?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry about that jokes. Get yourself back up. It's okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it's okay. So perfect life. So that's all about is

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<v Speaker 3>that is all that is?

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<v Speaker 1>So you guys might know this about me, But I

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<v Speaker 1>started up a dating service for chickens.

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<v Speaker 2>True story that I was struggling to make hen's meat.

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<v Speaker 5>That's also the very joke. He's also quite funny. There's

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<v Speaker 5>chickens involved in my joke. What about this little Johnny

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<v Speaker 5>lives on a farm with his family, and his mother

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<v Speaker 5>asks if he's done his chores. He says not yet.

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<v Speaker 5>His mother tells him, well, no breakfast until you do

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<v Speaker 5>your chores. Now, this is really quite annoys Johnny. So

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<v Speaker 5>he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks one

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<v Speaker 5>of the chickens. He goes to feed the cows, and

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<v Speaker 5>then he kicks one of the cows, And then he

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<v Speaker 5>goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.

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<v Speaker 5>He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives

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<v Speaker 5>him a bowl of dry cereal. He says, how come

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<v Speaker 5>I don't get any eggs and bacon. Why don't have

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<v Speaker 5>any milk of my cereal? She says, well, I saw

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<v Speaker 5>you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs

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<v Speaker 5>for a week. And then I saw he kick the pigs,

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<v Speaker 5>so you don't get any bacon for a week. And

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<v Speaker 5>also I saw he kick the cow, so for a

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<v Speaker 5>week you're not getting any milk either. Just then, his

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<v Speaker 5>father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across.

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<v Speaker 3>The kitchen because it's in the way.

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<v Speaker 5>Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile

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<v Speaker 5>and says, are you going to tell him or should.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't get it producing Molly game me that Jack?

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, have you ever wonder what makes a name sexy?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 9>Have you?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So and you study has revealed that men whose names

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<v Speaker 1>start with a D, excuse me or a T are

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest hotties, while for women it's names that begin

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<v Speaker 1>with an M for producing Molly or j You made that,

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<v Speaker 1>not even you.

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<v Speaker 2>The information.

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<v Speaker 3>I hardly read it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you thought produce a Molly.

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<v Speaker 1>But when he sent it through, I thought, hazy is

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<v Speaker 1>trying to say that we're sexy?

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<v Speaker 8>I mean I personally felt that way.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's what I was trying to say. Ladies, are

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<v Speaker 5>you sure that this is true? Can I test it

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<v Speaker 5>on the other Joe?

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<v Speaker 6>Go on?

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<v Speaker 5>So what you say, d is it is the name

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<v Speaker 5>that really really gets you?

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<v Speaker 3>Having about Is it right? You ready?

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<v Speaker 4>Darren?

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<v Speaker 3>What is that working for it? What about this? Dermit?

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<v Speaker 1>I just speak Barrison, this Darryl Dazzer.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I got a couple more for you, Dwayne, is that.

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<v Speaker 3>In any spots?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever met any hot Dwayne?

0:28:28.320 --> 0:28:29.040
<v Speaker 4>Never met a Dwayne?

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<v Speaker 3>To be fair from Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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<v Speaker 5>Finally, what at the end, Dennis, Dennis, would you smile?

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<v Speaker 5>You just gotta ship?

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<v Speaker 3>What was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Not a good one?

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<v Speaker 8>Is there like an ex tennis It just sounds like

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<v Speaker 8>someone who's very old.

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<v Speaker 3>Or very young. Dennis and menas what.

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually just worked out based on that theory, our

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<v Speaker 1>entire team. So we got camera guy Josh, Boss Josh

0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:57.040
<v Speaker 1>and sound guy Todd All Jay's and T's.

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<v Speaker 3>It all fits this criteria, Sody.

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<v Speaker 1>The only person not to fit into the criteria was

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<v Speaker 1>the one who sent through the bloody study, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Hay.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much. That's nice, isn't it? Can we

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<v Speaker 3>all agree? Is it just me? Can I lay claim

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<v Speaker 3>to the unsexiest name on the planet?

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<v Speaker 5>Andrew is not sexy?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that bad.

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<v Speaker 3>It's shocking.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Andy slightly better.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you know who's responsible for calling you Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>the unsexiest name in the world is the other un

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<v Speaker 1>sexiest name in the world, and that's dear Dre