Speaker 1: You get morning every day, want to aid ball on
Speaker 1: Friday night at the Adelaide Oval, but also stated at
Speaker 1: the Adelaide Oval Hotel, I want to do that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So for me that was absolute mumhorn because basically I
Speaker 1: could be out of function and then when I've had enough,
Speaker 1: I could be from the function in my bed asleep
Speaker 1: within about sixty seven minutes. And then I was just
Speaker 1: pondering over the weekend, I thought, if that's my mum porn.
Speaker 1: There are a whole host of things that get us
Speaker 1: mums just a little bit overly excited.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear them?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 1: When you go to the supermarket and there's a human
Speaker 1: to scan your groceries for you, discovering there's one Magnum
Speaker 1: left on a Monday night is the latest.
Speaker 2: Episode of White Lotus Drops.
Speaker 1: The itch on your kid's head is dry, scalp not lie.
Speaker 1: You unpack all your kids lunchboxes and every single one
Speaker 1: is empty.
Speaker 2: The Saturday morning heat policy kicks in.
Speaker 5: There's no Scott.
Speaker 1: Clean sheets, a great book, a cup of tea, a
Speaker 1: convenient headache, and two Melowtonian tablets and it's only eight
Speaker 1: seventeen beer.
Speaker 2: It's mumporn.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, all right, I think I'll get that
Speaker 5: too as well. My wife has certainly got someone's watch,
Speaker 5: she's got the audio books going oh yeah, just cruising
Speaker 5: around the house and which does things like that, like,
Speaker 5: oh yeah.
Speaker 3: She's experiencing mum porn. Is that what? That is? So good?
Speaker 1: Oh, very good, get dad porn. Maybe we can visit
Speaker 1: that tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Oh maybe. I think it's a very very different area.
Speaker 5: I hopefully it's not more literal, but I understand what
Speaker 5: we're saying because my experience in mumporn. Maybe some dad
Speaker 5: porn as well. On the weekend with the.
Speaker 3: Cancer sports, Oh how good was it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, the email came through and said, oh oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you for educating us there, So welcome.
Speaker 6: Crazy Seal Section.
Speaker 5: Yes, this is a great little opportunity for everyone just
Speaker 5: to catch up and maybe talk about some of those
Speaker 5: topics where i'd say somewhat off limits, you know, not
Speaker 5: your stock standard conversations that you'd hear around the office
Speaker 5: in Ottoman.
Speaker 1: Yes to one from ten years first joins us in
Speaker 1: the studio for her Sealed Section segment, Good morning morning.
Speaker 5: I would say, we do these topics in.
Speaker 2: Our office store.
Speaker 7: We do regularly, guys, truthfully limits keep things differently there
Speaker 7: over channel ten, don't you.
Speaker 1: We have conversations had to be heard to be believed, alright.
Speaker 5: Sometimes they are like less that stuff, more news stuff.
Speaker 5: Guys like no, no, no, no no no no no no no.
Speaker 1: No, that's not what we're here for. Yeah, okay, would
Speaker 1: you like to open up the sealed section please?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 5: Regat go a little envelope here passed me that. Yep,
Speaker 5: here we go. Watch out there, hang on, Oh oh gosh,
Speaker 5: I didn't need to use a knife. But here we are.
Speaker 8: We are.
Speaker 2: The topic today is the male conscious perceptive pill. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so a contraceptive pill.
Speaker 1: For men is on the horizon after early human trials
Speaker 1: found it to be safe. Up until now, as you
Speaker 1: well know, Andrew Hayes, the primary male birth control.
Speaker 2: Options have been condoms or have a sected me. That's
Speaker 2: been your two choices. So the drug, this is how
Speaker 2: it works.
Speaker 1: It interferes with the vitamin A signaling, which is necessary
Speaker 1: for sperm production. Okay, So the question is would you
Speaker 1: take a male contraception pill?
Speaker 5: To me, would you.
Speaker 1: Trust yourself each and every day to take this pill
Speaker 1: at the same time and that part is very important.
Speaker 5: Okay, fellas, I need some help please. Thirteen twenty four
Speaker 5: ten are you a male? Would you take a contraception pill?
Speaker 5: I would, but I would need my wife to be
Speaker 5: very diligent.
Speaker 2: With it, mate, because I'm hopeless, if.
Speaker 5: I can admit to you, Joe's I'm hopeless in the space.
Speaker 5: I have to feed the cat every night. Yea, every
Speaker 5: single night. I get it's a bad night. Sure it's
Speaker 5: about shut my eyes and gargos. If you've had the
Speaker 5: cat and I go, why is he?
Speaker 3: Have you fed him?
Speaker 1: So this is a This is a man tiff who
Speaker 1: find honestly has to be given an allowance each in
Speaker 1: every week because he can't be he cannot be trusted
Speaker 1: with money. Rever Kara, would your wife, car and given
Speaker 1: you've got three children, ever trust you to take a
Speaker 1: pill and prevent more little hat children?
Speaker 5: Okay, let let's not link that the contraception like I'm
Speaker 5: some sort of sicko who's breeding kids everywhere?
Speaker 3: All right, but I look at it would be a struggle.
Speaker 5: I would say for blokes, what would be a bit
Speaker 5: of a tricky situation is someone who is single. What
Speaker 5: could you trust a bloke if they were single, you
Speaker 5: didn't know them very well. And the bloke said, and
Speaker 5: the bloke said, no, I'm on the contraceptive pill. No,
Speaker 5: I don't believe it because I feel like if you're
Speaker 5: a female in your relationship, you would enforce that this
Speaker 5: bloke and blokes so be honest with you.
Speaker 3: We're idiots. You would take that pill each and they
Speaker 3: every day.
Speaker 5: But if you weren't in a sustained relationship, long term relationships,
Speaker 5: you wouldn't know if you'd been diligent with it.
Speaker 2: Would you trust your partner to take the male contraceptive
Speaker 2: My partner prepared for Angel. Yeah, but would he be
Speaker 2: prepared to do it? Yes, okay, Ajel.
Speaker 5: I didn't ask him that he would.
Speaker 7: If I was like, I'm sick of I'm on the
Speaker 7: contraceptive pill for the ladies. Yes, and I have been
Speaker 7: since dinosaur's walked to the earth. If and I said
Speaker 7: I'm fed up of this, I don't want to do this.
Speaker 5: Anymore, yeah, he would.
Speaker 2: But I'm so I like to.
Speaker 7: Call it preganoid, like paranoid getting pregnant, that I will
Speaker 7: take that pill every day religiously, to the point where
Speaker 7: like if I think I've forgotten to take it old,
Speaker 7: drive home and check done before. Yeah, right, just just
Speaker 7: in cases because I.
Speaker 1: Just feel like, like morally, I would like the boys
Speaker 1: to take responsibility. But then the question is can you
Speaker 1: trust them? Because we've had a lot on our plate
Speaker 1: for a very long time. So we have our periods,
Speaker 1: and then we have our babies, and then we stop
Speaker 1: having babies, and then you have the perimenopause, and then
Speaker 1: you have the menopause and you're not even reproducing humans anymore.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? It's a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd see. Okay, I'll say this.
Speaker 5: If there were blokes, there would be certain blokes in
Speaker 5: situations where who would forget to take the pill. Absolutely,
Speaker 5: they can guarantee that, but it's not through it's not
Speaker 5: through intent. I don't think blokes would choose not to
Speaker 5: take it. It's because of idiots.
Speaker 7: Well, girls can forget too, but for me, I've been
Speaker 7: drilled into it from my Catholic education, all girls' school,
Speaker 7: that you cannot have grown up cuddles or you will
Speaker 7: get pregnant and die.
Speaker 2: So it's like ingrained in me. But I fellas don't
Speaker 2: have that. Don't you think they're getting off lightly with
Speaker 2: just taking a pill.
Speaker 1: Like the different things of contraception that we've had to
Speaker 1: endure over the journey have involved.
Speaker 2: Injecting things and putting things in places.
Speaker 5: Right round not good places.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 5: We had a fun chat yesterday with Sam Pagne.
Speaker 3: He's got a new show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a new show on Channel Ten's like
Speaker 1: a late night talk show, and he was admitting to
Speaker 1: us that he actually got starstruck when it came to
Speaker 1: one of the biggest actors in this country.
Speaker 9: Jack Thompson's presence rattled you, Yeah, I was, but I
Speaker 9: also hit it very well hazy by just saying hello
Speaker 9: and then scurrying out of the room.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 9: He didn't know that I was in awe. I just
Speaker 9: said hello and then thought, hey, you know, I've got
Speaker 9: nothing else to say. This is you know, I'm not
Speaker 9: a selfie guy. I'm not going to ask him for anything.
Speaker 9: So I just got out of it.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So I wasn't my finest moment, but anyway, it's you know,
Speaker 9: hopefully I'll still come on the show one day.
Speaker 5: I find it really fascinating and please get involved with this.
Speaker 5: Thirteen and twenty fourteen, who got your star struck? Even
Speaker 5: like the top shelf celebrities Like, I didn't know that
Speaker 5: Sampang was in a position where he would get rattled
Speaker 5: by somebody else in this country.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's just so chill most of the time, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't think that anyone would rattle him.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been raffled by someone?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 5: First, and a quick one was when Simon Black came
Speaker 5: into the sen studios. Yes, because everyone's a fan of
Speaker 5: Simon Black. If you're a football fan back in the day,
Speaker 5: the guy is absolutely perfect. And then he came into
Speaker 5: the studios and he was even more perfect in your life,
Speaker 5: really like the nicest possible you could mate, hung around,
Speaker 5: chatted for an extra ten fifteen minutes, just beautiful physically.
Speaker 5: You just wanted to touch his face. Wow, So what
Speaker 5: does this guy? What could this guy possibly do? That's wrong?
Speaker 3: But the other one for me.
Speaker 1: Before we move on, I feel like Simon Black at
Speaker 1: times has had you questioning your sexuality.
Speaker 5: Your dann righty has your dam He's had me screaming
Speaker 5: out the name Simon really in the heats of passion.
Speaker 3: It's not that far.
Speaker 5: But when I first met the great Tony Mantra, and
Speaker 5: I think that's a big that's huge. So I, me
Speaker 5: and my mate went to Ki for the Ki races
Speaker 5: and we flew down there. It was part of a
Speaker 5: work thing, and Watra was on the plane and he
Speaker 5: didn't know anyone. He was getting flown down there and
Speaker 5: obviously paid a lot of money.
Speaker 3: Just to be there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we sort of budied up next to him
Speaker 5: and we spent the entire day. Next to day it's
Speaker 5: even beers with him. Oh wow, I've got to say
Speaker 5: it was one of the greatest days of my life.
Speaker 5: I tell my mates to this day. They still don't
Speaker 5: believe me.
Speaker 2: God, what about the last time I saw Tony Maudra.
Speaker 2: He was hosting. It was like a footy thing that
Speaker 2: we're in.
Speaker 1: He was hoasting the room and my husband, who at
Speaker 1: the best of time, can be a real idiot, had
Speaker 1: put on his what are those things that you wrap
Speaker 1: around your wrists, you know, like your wristband thing? One
Speaker 1: of those things that you wrap around you risk your wristband. Yes,
Speaker 1: you put it on too tight.
Speaker 2: And so the one.
Speaker 1: Person in the room that he asked to loosen his
Speaker 1: wristband with Tony.
Speaker 3: Mo Mos doesn't do that. No, Mods is not there
Speaker 3: to do that.
Speaker 2: Below Tony Modra. It's not even funny.
Speaker 5: That's not his job. His job is to beat Tony Modra.
Speaker 5: He's very good at it. Yes, no one does it better,
Speaker 5: exactly right? What about yourself?
Speaker 1: I okay, this is a bit of a flex, this one.
Speaker 1: But I did meet Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: To the top shelf.
Speaker 4: For me.
Speaker 5: It was Taylor Swift, lovely lady though Oh gosh.
Speaker 1: It was at a concert, and can I tell you
Speaker 1: she was in the VIP room and she came in
Speaker 1: and hugged every single person in that room. She's just
Speaker 1: so generous and so sweet with her time. And I
Speaker 1: had my daughter Taylor with her as well. It was
Speaker 1: like Taylor meet Taylor, and I was an idiot, so sorry?
Speaker 3: Can I just say this wasn't a paid meeting, reach,
Speaker 3: was it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't pay for it.
Speaker 5: No, it was because celebries are very good at being
Speaker 5: nice and interactive.
Speaker 3: When you pay them.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, this was actually this was part of
Speaker 1: my job. But yeah, she was very very sweet. Can
Speaker 1: confirm I was like a blithering little I throw up,
Speaker 1: throw up. I don't know what I would do if
Speaker 1: I saw.
Speaker 2: Her, I'd be like, you changed my life.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 9: She'd heard it before the next I met Nellie.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, oh did he have a band aid one?
Speaker 5: We're like, what's the under the band aid? Must be
Speaker 5: so festering by announcements.
Speaker 2: Missed opportunity.
Speaker 5: He was.
Speaker 2: He must have been touring at the time.
Speaker 8: I was young Dan and he just pulled up in
Speaker 8: this tool bus and just.
Speaker 10: Got out the bus.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So people obviously were just crowding around. I have the
Speaker 8: most embarrassing photo you've ever seen in your life of
Speaker 8: meet with Nelly.
Speaker 1: Well, give that to us and we'll put it online immediately.
Speaker 5: Get some feedback online. Thirteen and twenty four ten. Who
Speaker 5: got your starstruck? Yes, for Sampang it was Jack Thompson.
Speaker 5: You've met the great Taylor Swift. That's quite extreme.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And the other one that I lost my you
Speaker 1: know what, was Lizzellus on a plane.
Speaker 3: Well, there you go, that's more. That's that's more.
Speaker 5: Really, Azells was the Lizzels all the time.
Speaker 1: I was like, he doesn't really admired you growing up.
Speaker 1: This was a grown ass woman. I was just dribbling, like,
Speaker 1: shut up, get back to twenty seven b and sit.
Speaker 5: Down, I've heard or before your netball freak next thirteen
Speaker 5: and twenty fourteen, give us a call. Who got your starstruck?
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten, which the celebrity got you all
Speaker 5: starstracking giddy? And this was quite surprising, essay, when we
Speaker 5: spoke to the Great Sampang, he said, it's Jack Thompson
Speaker 5: for him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I just would have thought if it was.
Speaker 5: For Sampang would be someone like really really top shit
Speaker 5: hollow with all you respect that Jack Thompson with like.
Speaker 1: A Nicole kidman or someone like that, you know, if
Speaker 1: you ever met her. Thirteen twenty four ten. Were taking
Speaker 1: a calls this morning, producer, Molly, you've met someone?
Speaker 8: Yes, I met Denzel Washington.
Speaker 5: Oh goodness, Okay.
Speaker 8: So I went to see him on Broadway with my parents.
Speaker 8: I was fifteen at the time, and I was walking
Speaker 8: around at the back of the theater just like having
Speaker 8: a look at, you know, the scenes and whatever else.
Speaker 8: And this guy pushed a barrier in front of me,
Speaker 8: like a security guard and was like, wait there, yeah,
Speaker 8: what And the next minute, out of this secret door
Speaker 8: pop Denzel Washington, what do you mean doing back there?
Speaker 3: That's incredible to me.
Speaker 4: Your mother.
Speaker 5: Washington is one of the greatest actors of all time.
Speaker 5: Please tell me it was nice.
Speaker 2: So lovely.
Speaker 8: Yes, chatting with me for a beer, took a photo,
Speaker 8: whole thing, great.
Speaker 2: Cute and wholsome.
Speaker 1: We've got one of our audio gurus, Todd here in
Speaker 1: the studio as well. You you used to be in
Speaker 1: a bear and and you met.
Speaker 4: Who I did.
Speaker 11: Yes, we were in like a full on metal band actually,
Speaker 11: and we used to tour a lot, and we're on
Speaker 11: sound Wave tour. Yeah, and the band Slipknot at the
Speaker 11: time we're playing.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I got.
Speaker 6: That.
Speaker 3: You met the front man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I met all of them.
Speaker 11: Yeah, they're all there, and we've got to go backstage
Speaker 11: with them, have drinks with them, and yeah, it was great.
Speaker 5: It's awesome slipnight. Just what are they like? Because could
Speaker 5: they be anything else? But really really full on aggressive,
Speaker 5: They actually really lovely guys op in person.
Speaker 11: All the aggression gets taken out on stage and then
Speaker 11: in person they're the kindest people alive.
Speaker 5: So yeah, what about that they're on stage get off
Speaker 5: stage like, oh thank god, I got that out of
Speaker 5: the system.
Speaker 1: Do you know sometimes when I go to bed and
Speaker 1: I run out of rain sounds. I like to play
Speaker 1: a bit of slipknot.
Speaker 3: Very nice, Oh fantastic.
Speaker 1: Okay, came my guy, Josh. We've been waiting for this.
Speaker 1: Who did you meet? So?
Speaker 3: I met Slash and it was devastating. Okay, how could
Speaker 3: it possibly be devastating?
Speaker 5: He's just an icon of the music industry.
Speaker 6: So this is back when I was working at Triple
Speaker 6: M and we were going to interview him that day.
Speaker 6: So I said to the presenter, I actually had my
Speaker 6: first time to.
Speaker 4: A Slash song quition.
Speaker 6: So I'm standing outside of the studio while he's interviewing him,
Speaker 6: and he goes, oh, we've got a guy that works
Speaker 6: here that actually had his first time come on in here, Josh,
Speaker 6: and I was a spluttering mess.
Speaker 3: Slash will do that to.
Speaker 2: You that did Slash like inquire as to how you went.
Speaker 3: He's like, he bro, that's such a massive compliment.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in his head, he's going, Okay, you did the
Speaker 5: first time my song?
Speaker 3: Heard it all before? Next every single time?
Speaker 2: Was he wearing that silly hat?
Speaker 5: Of course he was here every way too, Yeah, had
Speaker 5: glasses on.
Speaker 2: I don't know the whole works. Let's go to Jack.
Speaker 2: When did you get star Struck?
Speaker 10: Jack?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 13: Look, it was when I met tex Walker from the
Speaker 13: Adelaide Crow.
Speaker 5: Because tex is such a Crow's icon for die hard
Speaker 5: Crow supporters.
Speaker 3: If you met text for the first.
Speaker 5: Time, you wouldn't know. You don't have to do yourself, Jack.
Speaker 2: How'd you go?
Speaker 4: Jack?
Speaker 2: Did you play it cool?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 13: I tried to. He went up and shook his hand
Speaker 13: and then no words came out.
Speaker 8: Done.
Speaker 3: What about I'll tell you what?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 4: You as well?
Speaker 3: Jack?
Speaker 5: I reckon you shook his hand? You were like his
Speaker 5: hand just engulfed my arm. He's got the biggest hands
Speaker 5: on the planet.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 13: Absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 1: Imagine if Jack had just given it a bit of
Speaker 1: nice years.
Speaker 3: Hey Jack, was it a good interaction?
Speaker 10: Though?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: It was good.
Speaker 13: Didn't help by the fact that Rory Sloan was also
Speaker 13: in the corner. Oh yeah, I was just like, you know,
Speaker 13: eyeball and just like, hey.
Speaker 3: Guys, what else? Who is in the other corner? Was
Speaker 3: a bloody tony madra some a good great.
Speaker 2: Oh you're all here. Let's get to Bobby. Hello, Bobby,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 14: How are you guys?
Speaker 13: Good?
Speaker 2: When did you get star Strike?
Speaker 14: I was just plowing to London.
Speaker 1: He throw.
Speaker 14: A couple of years ago now and yeah, bumped into
Speaker 14: Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Speaker 5: What fascinates me about that, Bobby, is that he was
Speaker 5: just you know, I'm doing with everyone else.
Speaker 3: You would have thought that he'd be a private jet
Speaker 3: type operator.
Speaker 2: Did you speak to him?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 14: I think, I think, I think, yeah, he was. He
Speaker 14: was unfathomly by himself at the time, and I said
Speaker 14: a bit of big sand since I was a kid,
Speaker 14: threw a few few little quote lines and apparently John
Speaker 14: Sena was there, but I couldn't see him.
Speaker 5: Did you get John Cena. I'm sorry, Bobby, that beautiful
Speaker 5: gear is wasted on Joe's.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 5: So we had a bit of an interesting chat involving Neo.
Speaker 5: So it was revealed that Neo is in a polyhamorous
Speaker 5: relationship using four of them.
Speaker 3: He has four girlfriends at once.
Speaker 10: For example, on this tour, you know, I'll let this
Speaker 10: one come out for seven days, then she go home,
Speaker 10: Then this will come out for seven days, and then
Speaker 10: this will.
Speaker 4: Come out for seven days, and then we do something
Speaker 4: all together.
Speaker 3: We learned a lot yesterday.
Speaker 2: We learned so much yesterday.
Speaker 1: Thank you for your phone calls on the upfront as well,
Speaker 1: but we'd like to learn a little bit.
Speaker 2: More and produce.
Speaker 1: Molly has a friend called Jess, and she knows a
Speaker 1: lot about this subject.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Jess, Good morning guys.
Speaker 12: Hey, look, no wonder there are so sick of love songs.
Speaker 12: They're never about having four.
Speaker 2: Girlfriends, beautiful race.
Speaker 3: It's a weird space for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So, Jess, are you in a polyamorous relationship?
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 12: I only have one partner at the moment, but it
Speaker 12: never changes the fact that you have the possibility to
Speaker 12: date more than one person.
Speaker 2: Right, And so how did you arrive at this place?
Speaker 12: I actually want to say not too dissimilar from neo,
Speaker 12: Like when I was much younger, being in a situation
Speaker 12: when young and stupid, there is a little bit of
Speaker 12: cheating involved and it's not great and often you find
Speaker 12: that out. You stumble your way through it, sort of
Speaker 12: realize a bit of that. And also coming out as bisexual,
Speaker 12: my male partner realized, well, I can't be everything that
Speaker 12: you need. I'm not a woman.
Speaker 5: So yeah, wow, well you spoke about it a little bit. Yes,
Speaker 5: digest is jealousy an issue in polyamorous relationships.
Speaker 12: Relationships are all the same jealousy happens regardless, like and
Speaker 12: people think that, oh, you guys must not get jealous.
Speaker 12: There is a rare person. My partner, for example, is
Speaker 12: actually very secure in himself and is rarely ever jealous myself.
Speaker 12: It's usually just about like the little triggers that you have,
Speaker 12: like any insecurities of am I not good enough? Do
Speaker 12: they not love me? Polyamorous people have them too. Nomenogamous
Speaker 12: people have them too, just like you guys. You know,
Speaker 12: say your husband or wife is doing something or busy
Speaker 12: with other people, you might be like, well, I'm jealous.
Speaker 12: I want to be evolved or things.
Speaker 2: With all of us and just without prying too much.
Speaker 1: So with the setup, is it the sexual relationship is
Speaker 1: one person at a time or does everyone get involved?
Speaker 12: No, sometimes everyone can get involved, And I think, like,
Speaker 12: I'm sure Neo is having some fun parties.
Speaker 5: That's all I'm saying, Jess.
Speaker 3: One more question for you.
Speaker 7: How do you find like minded people fringes of society,
Speaker 7: fringes of.
Speaker 5: I've been out of the game for so long now
Speaker 5: it's all changed.
Speaker 12: I don't know you find your tribe Like I think
Speaker 12: I've got a lot of friends that are in that space,
Speaker 12: and if you actually downloaded the dating app just for
Speaker 12: fun obviously not for reals, you might actually find a
Speaker 12: lot more people say ethical nominogamy have E and M
Speaker 12: in their profile. It's becoming a lot more popular these days,
Speaker 12: people obviously realizing like they want their independence, and they
Speaker 12: also are pretty fluid, like I think the special part
Speaker 12: about non monogamy is also learning that not all about
Speaker 12: sex and romance. It's just having a comfortability to have
Speaker 12: a lot of intimate relationships, which I feel like I have.
Speaker 2: That's amazing On paper, it sounds really really okay.
Speaker 5: Sign us up, Jess, Oh Jess, thank you so much
Speaker 5: for be cool and thank you for educating us.
Speaker 12: No worries.
Speaker 13: You're welcome.
Speaker 5: Pass me that bottle of Joe's, that big, beautiful, delicious
Speaker 5: bottle of Fitzy, and let me take a swip.
Speaker 2: You want to drink the Fitzy kool Aid?
Speaker 3: Always want to Friday Flee, Good morning.
Speaker 10: Oh what an upset last night as well? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 10: If you're a Carlton supporter and before the Crows, before
Speaker 10: their inception into the AFL, I loved Carlton because of
Speaker 10: you know, Stephen Kerner and Craig Bradley, Mark Niley, the
Speaker 10: South Australian connection that we had there. But oh my gosh,
Speaker 10: if you are a Carlton supporter, you would have been
Speaker 10: tearing your hair out last night.
Speaker 2: Isn't it?
Speaker 3: Top set? It's the upset of the year already. It's
Speaker 3: second round.
Speaker 1: We were saying being a cult and supporters like being
Speaker 1: in a relationship with a bloke that just keeps cheating
Speaker 1: on you, Like you know he's going to let you out,
Speaker 1: but you just keep going back again and again and again.
Speaker 4: It's like going on to Love Island, isn't it.
Speaker 10: You never ever, you never guaranteed to end up with
Speaker 10: the girl that you started with, that's for sure.
Speaker 5: Oh hey, Fitzy Crows playing Saints, watch your prediction here
Speaker 5: and based on what we saw last night, jeez, anything
Speaker 5: could happen.
Speaker 10: Well, this is what I'm worried about, Hazy, because usually
Speaker 10: when there's a couple of upsets early, that's how that's
Speaker 10: the trend for the rest of the round.
Speaker 4: So I hope and pray.
Speaker 10: Look, we all know that the Crows are favorites and
Speaker 10: Saint Kilda have got quite a few injuries and haven't
Speaker 10: been playing too well in the preseason games.
Speaker 4: So I think the Crows will win.
Speaker 10: But I just I'm watching those Carlton supporters last night
Speaker 10: and that last half, I'm nervous. Can I also do
Speaker 10: a big shout out to a Southern boy who is
Speaker 10: Guddy's first call, Sid dram done, well done. I said,
Speaker 10: when you let a Southern boy on the loose, it's very,
Speaker 10: very dangerous.
Speaker 5: Because I'll tell you what, Fitzies, there's not too many
Speaker 5: blokes from South that went top five.
Speaker 3: You've got to be pretty special.
Speaker 9: To do that.
Speaker 10: Well, do you know what pick number four in the
Speaker 10: draft from South Adelaide? It's only ever happened twice. And
Speaker 10: I hope that Sid Draper has a better career than this.
Speaker 3: His first game. He's got seventeen left.
Speaker 2: There's one difference I can see with Sid Draper already.
Speaker 2: He's real quick, fitz.
Speaker 4: There's one difference I can tour with Sidraper. He's actually
Speaker 4: good atropall.
Speaker 3: He's not put together by sticky tap.
Speaker 1: We want to bring you in on this conversation because
Speaker 1: we spoke to the beautiful sampagnistone. He was telling us
Speaker 1: how he got star struck Jack Thompson.
Speaker 5: So Jack Thompson absolutely rattled Sampage and we thought that
Speaker 5: Sampan couldn't be rattled.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no it is.
Speaker 10: You get nervous. I actually I got a color stories
Speaker 10: that I remember. When I was younger, I loved my
Speaker 10: little athletics. Dad used to take me to the Bay
Speaker 10: Sheffield every year. Right, And I don't know if you
Speaker 10: know this, but the only person to ever win the
Speaker 10: Bay Sheffield twice was an Adelaide thirty six. Can anyone
Speaker 10: guess who it was like in the eighties and.
Speaker 2: Nineties, God, you're still smiling.
Speaker 10: No, it was our great it was our Green, yes,
Speaker 10: hazy and I loved him. And I remember Dad was like,
Speaker 10: get your autograph book out and go and get an
Speaker 10: autograph off our grain and I was freaking out.
Speaker 4: Was the first autograph I ever got.
Speaker 10: And I got up to the front and he said
Speaker 10: to me, do you know who I am? And I
Speaker 10: freaked out and went no, And he didn't sign by
Speaker 10: your autograph? What kind of flexes that from our gren
Speaker 10: The only person that's really freaked me out. I was
Speaker 10: a big fan of the band Arctic Monkeys about you
Speaker 10: look good on the dance floor, and I remember the
Speaker 10: first time they came to Australia Alex and Jamie Cook.
Speaker 10: They were seventeen eighteen years of age and if the
Speaker 10: manager goes, you only got seven minutes, Mate, seven minutes,
Speaker 10: so get into the interview.
Speaker 4: And I did the first five minutes and realized I
Speaker 4: hadn't turned the recorder.
Speaker 10: On and I just went to water after that and
Speaker 10: we hardly got any of the interviews.
Speaker 4: So that's the only time I've been starstruck.
Speaker 5: Just quickly on that, Fitzy. Those sort of stories. Do
Speaker 5: you remember the famous one with Lance Armstrong at his
Speaker 5: prime and Graham Corns.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't record it either.
Speaker 5: Recorded and they had one chance to do lance Armstrong
Speaker 5: double a did it and Cornsy recorded and then when
Speaker 5: they told Lance Armstrong's camp they said he's not doing
Speaker 5: it again.
Speaker 10: No, there you go, two cheats working together, Graham Corns.
Speaker 4: And Lance Armstrong.
Speaker 1: FITZI will be thinking of you when the Crows play
Speaker 1: on Sunday.
Speaker 2: All the best. Let's hope it pans out well for you.
Speaker 4: Go the Crows love you got job, job.
Speaker 3: Job, That is a good job.
Speaker 5: Morning joke of that's the look the best home to
Speaker 5: start you work a week, Just a little injection of humor.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, we'll do our best to provide it for you.
Speaker 2: That's what we like to do on a Monday morning.
Speaker 1: Joining us is producer Molly, who is truly awful in
Speaker 1: this space.
Speaker 3: So much you're going to bring us down again. Produce,
Speaker 3: clean up the basis A right, what have you got?
Speaker 5: So you're telling your best day jokes?
Speaker 10: Sure?
Speaker 5: Sharp, those ones that sort of leave you rubbing your forehead,
Speaker 5: your two fingers, you know, like, what are we doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, here we go. We've learned to put
Speaker 2: you first, just to get it out of the way.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, did you hear about the two people who
Speaker 8: stole a calendar?
Speaker 2: They age got six months?
Speaker 3: Get it? Do you get a joke?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry about that jokes. Get yourself back up. It's okay,
Speaker 3: it's okay. So perfect life. So that's all about is
Speaker 3: that is all that is?
Speaker 1: So you guys might know this about me, But I
Speaker 1: started up a dating service for chickens.
Speaker 2: True story that I was struggling to make hen's meat.
Speaker 5: That's also the very joke. He's also quite funny. There's
Speaker 5: chickens involved in my joke. What about this little Johnny
Speaker 5: lives on a farm with his family, and his mother
Speaker 5: asks if he's done his chores. He says not yet.
Speaker 5: His mother tells him, well, no breakfast until you do
Speaker 5: your chores. Now, this is really quite annoys Johnny. So
Speaker 5: he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks one
Speaker 5: of the chickens. He goes to feed the cows, and
Speaker 5: then he kicks one of the cows, And then he
Speaker 5: goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.
Speaker 5: He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
Speaker 5: him a bowl of dry cereal. He says, how come
Speaker 5: I don't get any eggs and bacon. Why don't have
Speaker 5: any milk of my cereal? She says, well, I saw
Speaker 5: you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs
Speaker 5: for a week. And then I saw he kick the pigs,
Speaker 5: so you don't get any bacon for a week. And
Speaker 5: also I saw he kick the cow, so for a
Speaker 5: week you're not getting any milk either. Just then, his
Speaker 5: father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across.
Speaker 3: The kitchen because it's in the way.
Speaker 5: Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile
Speaker 5: and says, are you going to tell him or should.
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 5: I don't get it producing Molly game me that Jack?
Speaker 3: Excuse to you?
Speaker 1: Hey, have you ever wonder what makes a name sexy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Have you?
Speaker 3: Absolutely? Okay?
Speaker 1: So and you study has revealed that men whose names
Speaker 1: start with a D, excuse me or a T are
Speaker 1: the biggest hotties, while for women it's names that begin
Speaker 1: with an M for producing Molly or j You made that,
Speaker 1: not even you.
Speaker 2: The information.
Speaker 3: I hardly read it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you thought produce a Molly.
Speaker 1: But when he sent it through, I thought, hazy is
Speaker 1: trying to say that we're sexy?
Speaker 8: I mean I personally felt that way.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's what I was trying to say. Ladies, are
Speaker 5: you sure that this is true? Can I test it
Speaker 5: on the other Joe?
Speaker 6: Go on?
Speaker 5: So what you say, d is it is the name
Speaker 5: that really really gets you?
Speaker 3: Having about Is it right? You ready?
Speaker 4: Darren?
Speaker 3: What is that working for it? What about this? Dermit?
Speaker 1: I just speak Barrison, this Darryl Dazzer.
Speaker 5: Okay, I got a couple more for you, Dwayne, is that.
Speaker 3: In any spots?
Speaker 2: Have you ever met any hot Dwayne?
Speaker 4: Never met a Dwayne?
Speaker 3: To be fair from Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Speaker 5: Finally, what at the end, Dennis, Dennis, would you smile?
Speaker 5: You just gotta ship?
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 2: Not a good one?
Speaker 8: Is there like an ex tennis It just sounds like
Speaker 8: someone who's very old.
Speaker 3: Or very young. Dennis and menas what.
Speaker 1: I've actually just worked out based on that theory, our
Speaker 1: entire team. So we got camera guy Josh, Boss Josh
Speaker 1: and sound guy Todd All Jay's and T's.
Speaker 3: It all fits this criteria, Sody.
Speaker 1: The only person not to fit into the criteria was
Speaker 1: the one who sent through the bloody study, and that's
Speaker 1: Andrew Hay.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. That's nice, isn't it? Can we
Speaker 3: all agree? Is it just me? Can I lay claim
Speaker 3: to the unsexiest name on the planet?
Speaker 5: Andrew is not sexy?
Speaker 2: It's not that bad.
Speaker 3: It's shocking.
Speaker 2: Oh Andy slightly better.
Speaker 1: But do you know who's responsible for calling you Andrew
Speaker 1: the unsexiest name in the world is the other un
Speaker 1: sexiest name in the world, and that's dear Dre