Speaker 1: Welcome to pers number one podcast. You're listening to The
Speaker 1: Jamo and Dylan Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, we're on the way. That dance br a
Speaker 2: Little Man trip with before is celebrating. Good day, guys,
Speaker 2: and welcome back to another episode of The jam Or
Speaker 2: and Dylan Show. Today is another beautiful day in Perth.
Speaker 2: I say it all the time, but it's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bright blue skies. It is freezing, but well for
Speaker 3: us it's freezing. It's about fourteen fifteen today. I know
Speaker 3: in Melbourne you're getting sevens and sixes, but for us,
Speaker 3: you know, this is tough, but it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's weird how in Perth, Like our houses are built
Speaker 2: for the summer so to be cool in the summer,
Speaker 2: so in winter they are freezing. We're freezing over here.
Speaker 2: I promise you warmer outside that inside.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, my like when I walk outside, I feel
Speaker 3: a bit warmer. Yep, which is it's weird, bro, definitely,
Speaker 3: that's the life we live over here.
Speaker 2: We have some good news and some bad news. Now.
Speaker 2: The first piece of good news is that we're hanging
Speaker 2: out with Josh Rognetta tomorrow night. Yep, it should be fun.
Speaker 2: It's Saturday night. We're going out to the opening of
Speaker 2: an event. It's called Bunny is it Jack Rabbit Slim? Yeah, yep.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll bump into some of you guys, who knows,
Speaker 2: but see how we go. Ah, it'll just be awesome
Speaker 2: to go out with Uni Rock. Yeah, like Uni break Rock.
Speaker 3: Sorry, and he's a new man, a free man.
Speaker 2: Yeah. We saw it at Fibber McGee's. There was a
Speaker 2: bit of I don't know, just a bit of life.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it'd be great to go out with him.
Speaker 2: We'll give you guys a recap as soon as we can.
Speaker 2: For that. We might even pop out a couple of
Speaker 2: stories from the night, yes, while we're all having fun.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we're really looking forward to seeing Rog. Didn't
Speaker 2: have an update for you guys this week.
Speaker 3: He's just been what he've been doing. He's been op shopping,
Speaker 3: yes he has. And he's been going to the gym,
Speaker 3: and he's been watching Entourage.
Speaker 2: Oh and he's onto season.
Speaker 3: Five, smashed through Entourage and he absolutely loves it. We
Speaker 3: got him on it and we're happy that he loves it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, because it's our pride and joy. We love
Speaker 2: that show. No, it's good to see him happy Now.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to bring this up. This is a
Speaker 2: bloke called Mitch Fraser who has listened to the show
Speaker 2: for a very long time. Yep, a grand man. He's
Speaker 2: a great fan, and he's also one of the biggest
Speaker 2: advocates for trying to get Josh rognettar.
Speaker 3: He's got a rock obsession at the moment aka Rob
Speaker 3: Newell on the show, and we've offered that we've been
Speaker 3: trying more than anyone to try and get this.
Speaker 2: Over the line. Yeah. Weekly we go to different types
Speaker 2: of measures. We said, we might even start to go fundme.
Speaker 2: How much will it cost to get you on? He's
Speaker 2: just a no at the moment, unfortunately. Yeah. You also said,
Speaker 2: why don't we just do a voice one.
Speaker 3: Where there's no voice only bro, No audio wouldn't matter anyway.
Speaker 2: So let's go back to December last year. Yep. Now,
Speaker 2: idea for you boys, start to go fund me so
Speaker 2: we can raise money to get Rog on the first
Speaker 2: party of the new year, start off strong and ripping.
Speaker 2: Great idea, Yep, a wonderful idea. We went to Rog
Speaker 2: with that idea. He said, no money could let me
Speaker 2: go on, it could make me go on. Then he said,
Speaker 2: when's Rog jumping on the potty? That was June. We said,
Speaker 2: we tried so many times he refuses. Then on the
Speaker 2: twentieth of June he started this Day one of asking
Speaker 2: for Rog on the potty. Simple he keeps going. Day
Speaker 2: two of asking Rog to grace us with his presence.
Speaker 2: Day three of peaceful protesting for the Rogmeister. Day four
Speaker 2: about to board a flight to Sydney to continue the
Speaker 2: search for Rog. Now this is where it started to
Speaker 2: get funny. He started to send videos. He goes just
Speaker 2: snowboarded from the highest point in Australia. No sign of
Speaker 2: Rog up there. Will keep searching.
Speaker 3: So he's thinking, where is this guy? Maybe he's in hiding.
Speaker 2: Day six of looking for Rog. Might have to check
Speaker 2: the village pub YEP. Day seven of the peaceful protest
Speaker 2: for the Rog. The crowds are starting to rustle. It
Speaker 2: could turn very not peaceful soon. Or do my best
Speaker 2: to keep things calm on this side of the protest.
Speaker 3: So things are starting to get a bit heated.
Speaker 2: Bro Day eight. Can't see Rog at the pub, will
Speaker 2: have to continue the search. Day nine of searching for
Speaker 2: Rog to get him on the podcast. He's got to
Speaker 2: be up in one of these mountains.
Speaker 3: The slippery guys smoking a cigarette in a mountain yep,
Speaker 3: looking like Jeremy Cameron.
Speaker 2: Yep, he said, ask him how many days in a
Speaker 2: row will it take? He says, Rog has aura a
Speaker 2: day ten of asking for Rog on the potty. Has
Speaker 2: he come to the table with an offer? I said no.
Speaker 2: He laughed it off. Then he says, day eleven. Energy
Speaker 2: has taken a hit, but perseverance is key. Now this
Speaker 2: one I found really funny. Day eleven got the first
Speaker 2: date fit ready, could have used Rog's expert advice if
Speaker 2: only he was on the potty. But we should see
Speaker 2: how it goes, and it's just his outfit laid out
Speaker 2: on the floor. Then Day twelve on the job site,
Speaker 2: which is a gym, so definitely won't be seeing Rog
Speaker 2: anywhere near here. Now this was interesting because Rog is
Speaker 2: a jymhead. Yes he is. He's a little bulldog. He
Speaker 2: loves the gym.
Speaker 3: Rog is a gym lad if there ever was one, this.
Speaker 2: Bloke says bloke, Rog wouldn't know what a job site
Speaker 2: looked like, even if it was highlighted in his UNI notes.
Speaker 2: Great mad shots. I need the Rog potty, so I
Speaker 2: will take that back. My bad. Anyway, We told him
Speaker 2: that he's a gymhead, and he goes, Look, my point
Speaker 2: has been proven. The people need to know these things.
Speaker 2: He can't hide. That's fair. Day thirteen secured a second date.
Speaker 2: Would love to hear about a rog dating experience on
Speaker 2: the potty. I don't know how many he would have
Speaker 2: had if we're being honest. Yeah, and he might get
Speaker 2: annoyed if we share him true. And then he actually
Speaker 2: didn't do this yesterday, very very interesting. So he's sort
Speaker 2: of given up hope. I'll never give up hope, but
Speaker 2: it has dwindled.
Speaker 3: Like I think it will happen one day. I just
Speaker 3: don't know when that day will be.
Speaker 2: And what will it take for it to happen. I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, what will be the moment where he thinks,
Speaker 2: you know what I do? Oh the boys a bit
Speaker 2: of time? Be a special, special day. There's no doubt
Speaker 2: about that. Rog was saying today in our group chat
Speaker 2: that he wants to do a monthly update because his
Speaker 2: life so boring. He doesn't have enough in the week enough. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there is. He doesn't delve deep into the things he's
Speaker 2: actually doing. He just goes it did annoy me the
Speaker 2: other day when he said, oh, I'm just alone at
Speaker 2: the shops. Yeah, well, ask us to go, ask us
Speaker 2: to come for a walk around Karros And then his
Speaker 2: excuse was disgusting. He's just like, oh, you guys are
Speaker 2: probably always busy, well.
Speaker 3: Not always, not twenty four to seven mate. And speaking
Speaker 3: of busy, today was meant to be busy. We had
Speaker 3: a late pull out as a podcast guest unfortunately, which
Speaker 3: is you know, it's hurt us a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's frustrating, to be truthful, it is frustrating.
Speaker 3: We're able to reschedule the time slot so we don't
Speaker 3: lose our money, but yeah, it's still it's not ideal.
Speaker 2: And we are incredibly busy over the next couple of weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just trying to get some bonus episodes done for when
Speaker 2: the traveling commences, so you're off in a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks and will be very exciting. But yeah, we need
Speaker 2: to be covered for when we're traveling. This was meant
Speaker 2: to be a cover Yeah, okay, So hopefully able to
Speaker 2: do that one next week, and we also have one
Speaker 2: over the weekend, which yeah, should be good if it
Speaker 2: comes through, which we hope it will. It seems like
Speaker 2: it will. It'll be a very good episod for you guys,
Speaker 2: and it's one that there's been a long time coming
Speaker 2: in since that we've never had anyone from this particular
Speaker 2: team on the podcast, so it seems a bit strange
Speaker 2: because we've been doing it for five years. They're my
Speaker 2: favorite team and they're in Perth. Yeah, but it's all
Speaker 2: come together and I feel like it's happened at the
Speaker 2: right time in a way.
Speaker 3: I hope that it goes through. It seems like a will. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll see how we go. And the first current playing
Speaker 3: player we have had someone from the club. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so yeah.
Speaker 2: Like I said, it's a busy week for us, busy
Speaker 2: next couple of weeks, but we're ready to smash through
Speaker 2: it and all will be good. So deal. When you
Speaker 2: rocked up today, I showed you a video on Twitter
Speaker 2: disgusting unreal mate shark attacks in Texas. What is going
Speaker 2: on South Padre Island.
Speaker 3: Two shark attacks and then two people also had contact
Speaker 3: with the shark didn't get injured. So you can say
Speaker 3: two near misses with two bites. One of them was
Speaker 3: a severe attack where you know I read the article
Speaker 3: that they had to get taken not to the local hospital,
Speaker 3: another one yeap, which is most of her calf was gone.
Speaker 2: Really unfortunate scenes, horrible to look at. It made me
Speaker 2: feel ill, just Padre Island.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know Texas had beaches, and a lot
Speaker 3: of Americans didn't either.
Speaker 2: Yes, very interesting. The video's horrific. So she's laying on
Speaker 2: the ground on her back and there's obviously blood, blood
Speaker 2: flowing everywhere, and that. Oh, I've just looked at it.
Speaker 3: It's discussing a lot of recovery and but yeah, it just.
Speaker 2: Makes you think, Like, I've seen sharks at the beach before,
Speaker 2: but I've never been close to one in the water close.
Speaker 2: I've never had the desire either, like people do the
Speaker 2: shark cage stuff. I don't, you know, if I was
Speaker 2: a gazillionaire and it was really really safe, Yeah, why not? Yep, Yep,
Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, I don't know. Surfers actually come into
Speaker 2: contact with them a bit, and it's funny because a
Speaker 2: lot of the time they'll say that they don't because
Speaker 2: they don't want to scare people away from from surfing
Speaker 2: and stuff. But I don't know, in general, it should
Speaker 2: be horrific in Wa, especially because there's so many of them. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: the shark attack and then another American thing eating contests. Still,
Speaker 2: so you showed me a lemonade drinking contest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was drinking a few leaders of lemon a
Speaker 3: wonderful place that what was his name was like Billy
Speaker 3: something something. He had this cool nickname. I thought Jamo
Speaker 3: was going to show me a fighting video. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was a lemonade drinking contest.
Speaker 2: And he smashed it. He killed all of his competitors.
Speaker 2: He's good at drinking, for sure.
Speaker 3: And it just made me think of the hot dog
Speaker 3: eating contest. How sick you get watching them?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because my god, they're just shoveling them down there,
Speaker 3: they're using water to get them down.
Speaker 2: They start throwing them back up. It's sick. And just
Speaker 2: the fact that that is a real thing and it's
Speaker 2: a contest where you can win significant money.
Speaker 3: What is the record, because I know they time it.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's got to be one hundred plus,
Speaker 3: but I don't know the timing.
Speaker 2: The main strow of Mastication has one of Mustard yellow
Speaker 2: Belt sixteen times. He ate a world record seventy six
Speaker 2: hot dogs and buns in ten minutes. Okay, so seventy
Speaker 2: six hot dogs and buns ten minutes.
Speaker 3: Wow, So seven point and a half hot dogs a minute?
Speaker 2: Yeah, seventy six. God, it says last year Chestnut of
Speaker 2: Indiana chewed his way to the title by down in
Speaker 2: sixty two sixty two. But the but the record is
Speaker 2: that's his own record. Yep.
Speaker 3: So some years you can win with a sixty five
Speaker 3: or something with a sixty, but that year he was
Speaker 3: just on.
Speaker 2: This is very interesting Chestnut, right, is that his name? Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's not a big dude at all, chestnut eating. How
Speaker 2: does the stomach fit all that? Joey Chestnut is his name? Oh?
Speaker 2: What forty years old? He's got a Wikipedia damn took
Speaker 2: the belt from stony eating seventy hot dogs And what's
Speaker 2: the what's the money for this? I'm assuming it can't
Speaker 2: be a lot? Like is it? Five k? Ten k? Damn?
Speaker 2: Ten k us as well? Ten k in ten minutes?
Speaker 2: Here's the guy, Joey Chestnut, champion hot dog eater. Wow,
Speaker 2: it's incredible. I wonder what how do you get into that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know, like did one day he ate like five casually?
Speaker 2: And he thought hmm, this is the other boy, Matt Stony.
Speaker 3: So the skinny boys are out here winning titles, both
Speaker 3: eating no when they start throwing them up, bro, I
Speaker 3: wishoes could come with like two wears. I always feel
Speaker 3: lame when they're sparkling brand new yep, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, Like when people know that. I don't know
Speaker 3: what it is, but I just think, oh, like I
Speaker 3: like him after at least like I've got a week
Speaker 3: in them.
Speaker 2: We also Askedjshrone would he ever shave his head again?
Speaker 2: He said never.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Rog did shave his head, as you guys probably know.
Speaker 2: I also think that was when his life went downhill
Speaker 2: for a little for a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but yeah, look, I don't think Rog would
Speaker 3: ever shave his head again. He's rolled it out at
Speaker 3: the moment. He's got luscious locks, and I think he
Speaker 3: loves the lifestyle. It suits him at the moment. You know,
Speaker 3: he's a triple J lover, a full will drive man
Speaker 3: and no he has a full drive, but he's never
Speaker 3: actually been full driving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so again that's something he's got to work on.
Speaker 2: I think he also needs to work on letting us
Speaker 2: come to his grandparents' house in Dunsbro that we've never
Speaker 2: got to visit. That's pissed me off, to be honest,
Speaker 2: seven eight years of friendship, very very annoying stuff.
Speaker 3: We'll we'll get into him about that tomorrow night, no doubt.
Speaker 3: We've got a little update from a great story last week,
Speaker 3: one of the best we've ever had on the show.
Speaker 3: No from so and so. This was the girl who
Speaker 3: sort of live on air told us about her breakup
Speaker 3: and it was it was sad, but.
Speaker 2: It's one of the greatest stories we've ever had it.
Speaker 2: She goes, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just
Speaker 2: received a message from him saying, listening to the podcast,
Speaker 2: I know I have some serious making up to do.
Speaker 2: I hope you don't think of me the same way
Speaker 2: they did. We were quite harsh, but it's fair. I
Speaker 2: think it was fair. Then she says an update, while
Speaker 2: I'm at it, we are on a break and by
Speaker 2: the looks of things, this may be a longer break
Speaker 2: than expected. Oh and I believe her sister even messaged us.
Speaker 2: She did, so we've got the whole cohort involved here.
Speaker 2: Then we had a follow up, just asking if everything's
Speaker 2: all good, and then she goes, hey, yes, all is well, honestly,
Speaker 2: not sure how long the break will be. But I'm
Speaker 2: feeling good having full control of the situation. I can
Speaker 2: now do whatever I want, guilt free. Oh oh, still
Speaker 2: very undecided, She says, that's a scary thought to me, bro,
Speaker 2: do whatever I want, guilt free, guilt free. What do
Speaker 2: you reckon she's doing? Oh?
Speaker 3: I think we all know. I know, guilt free, bro.
Speaker 3: So there's been some things on our mind. She's thinking,
Speaker 3: you know what, what better time to act than now?
Speaker 3: No better time than the present.
Speaker 2: Now that we've said this on the show, he's going
Speaker 2: to be listening to that, going either it's done, it's over,
Speaker 2: or I'm going to fight. So hard to think he's
Speaker 2: going to I think he's going to fight. You and
Speaker 2: I have said since we first heard it that they'll
Speaker 2: get back together. Uncertain. We don't really want that, to
Speaker 2: be honest. We just think that it'll be better if
Speaker 2: it'll be best if they go their separate ways. From
Speaker 2: the evidence we've seen, yes, pretty strong evidence too, because
Speaker 2: he's compelling evidence. He pled guilty too. Yeah, and he
Speaker 2: also said, I hope you don't think of me the
Speaker 2: same way they do. I mean, we've got the hard
Speaker 2: evidence there, So look, what can we do about it?
Speaker 3: You know, give us the evidence, we make a decision.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we can give as much advice as we can. Like,
Speaker 2: what would our advice be to him? Oh? Wow, mine
Speaker 2: would be as hard as it is. Cut ties and
Speaker 2: find someone else you can build something strong with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because obviously you know you're not as invested as
Speaker 3: you think you should be in a way, you know.
Speaker 2: Exactly, And now that you've done this, your brain's probably
Speaker 2: you might have tricked yourself into thinking, Oh, like, now
Speaker 2: I know that it's not like the grass isn't as
Speaker 2: green on the other side, So I'm going to try
Speaker 2: and stay.
Speaker 3: He might need a new friendship group too, Yes, well,
Speaker 3: so he's got a few things to work on it
Speaker 3: at the moment. Maybe get bumble. Yeah, apparently that one's
Speaker 3: good for friends, so oh.
Speaker 2: Bumble for friends? Yeah? Really? Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Apparently that's a you can make friends on there too. Okay,
Speaker 3: so he should download that a right looking for looking
Speaker 3: for friends? How a sketchy pass, But on a I
Speaker 3: wouldn't advise like omegal or anything, because you're.
Speaker 2: Just maybe not only a lot of pedophiles and stuff
Speaker 2: like that can be on those websites. I want to
Speaker 2: go down that path at all, although everyone's going through
Speaker 2: a stage where you've gone on it. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: when you're a kid, you sleep over with your friend.
Speaker 3: You see a lot of Omeagle and yeah you see.
Speaker 3: You know, it used to be a big thing on YouTube.
Speaker 2: It was well doing pranks and whatnot. I've seen a
Speaker 2: few come through on TikTok and stuff where blokes will
Speaker 2: have like a multi camera set up and then they'll
Speaker 2: have like pre recorded clips and stuff. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh really, Yeah, so it's still a thing still going strong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure how strong, but I'm sure that
Speaker 2: there's still a place for it, although it can be
Speaker 2: quite horrible, Like there needs to be some age limit
Speaker 2: no good for them, Yeah, no, I think I even
Speaker 2: saw that.
Speaker 3: I think it was the Australian government are starting to
Speaker 3: put it on search engines and social media to sort
Speaker 3: of up the age limits and restricts or explicit content
Speaker 3: coming through. So we'll see how that goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, even like they need a restriction on Twitter
Speaker 2: because there might be because we're over eighteen, we don't
Speaker 2: see it. But mate, some of the stuff on there
Speaker 2: as well. Yeah, you just got to say, yes, I'm eighteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's and most kids will be rebellious and just
Speaker 2: click it anyway. Yeah, no doubt about that, No doubt
Speaker 2: about that. You see that new Pineapple vodka juice that's
Speaker 2: coming out, Yes, yes, this isn't no like out or anything,
Speaker 2: but I'd love for that to come to Perth because I.
Speaker 3: Mean I would assume it's going to make its way
Speaker 3: over right after it. If I had some initial success,
Speaker 3: I think you expand and I saw it after.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. And you know me growing up like that
Speaker 2: was my preferred drink with juice and a vodka. I'd
Speaker 2: bring it to parties and it was always a hassle.
Speaker 2: Now it's pre mixed, mate pre mixed, so yeah, fingers
Speaker 2: crossed we can get our hands on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mixing your own drinks always is a bit of
Speaker 3: a hassle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you just feel like a dickhead. Everyone got
Speaker 2: just a nightmare. Yeah, a lot of times that the
Speaker 2: parties we were at we didn't have ice.
Speaker 3: Evan does and all he did in his old one.
Speaker 3: You just go to the fridge. That was handy first
Speaker 3: few drinks. You need it later on it's just like whatever.
Speaker 3: But damn, I'm actually really excited for tomorrow night. I
Speaker 3: think it be fun rog on the Town, Rog on
Speaker 3: the Town during Unibreak.
Speaker 2: It's not even like we're going to a gig. It's
Speaker 2: a nightclub.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, now to be good for him on the town.
Speaker 2: We're going to get him fucked.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a good good night. I remember
Speaker 3: once he's like walked home before. I remember he mentioned,
Speaker 3: I swear when did we maybe know he was You
Speaker 3: might have already been going home, or we went to
Speaker 3: Carli's in the uber or maybe it was with me Carline.
Speaker 3: Rog had gone back after something, you know, whenever we've
Speaker 3: been out, and I remember he then later confessed that
Speaker 3: he just walked home instead of ubering from the city
Speaker 3: from Carli's to his house. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: little midnight adventure for him.
Speaker 2: For the rog Bro question here from Alex Martinez.
Speaker 3: Yes, the man himself.
Speaker 2: He basically just says, what are some issues you two
Speaker 2: disagree on? Could be around food, entertainment, sport, people, social
Speaker 2: issues in general. We're pretty pretty similar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, I don't know if there's I don't know
Speaker 3: if there's disagree. No, obviously there's like and stuff, but
Speaker 3: in not really a disagreement.
Speaker 2: Now in sport context, we have pretty similar things. Yeah,
Speaker 2: But then like there might be certain players that I
Speaker 2: rate more.
Speaker 3: Than you exactly me, but that's just preference, really you
Speaker 3: value in a game.
Speaker 2: In regards to life, I think that's.
Speaker 3: Political issues and stuff. Not really like no, because I
Speaker 3: feel like we come at it pretty level headed.
Speaker 2: But we also don't talk about that, like.
Speaker 3: We're not studying it, standing up reading articles on politics
Speaker 3: and all that.
Speaker 2: And there might be like people we don't get along with,
Speaker 2: Like there might be someone I don't get along with
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 3: We always find that funny, Yeah, when like if you
Speaker 3: if there's someone that either of us likes the other doesn't,
Speaker 3: we find it funny that the other person doesn't.
Speaker 2: So that's never really a problem. But no, there's never well,
Speaker 2: there hasn't been many big issues, and I think that's
Speaker 2: why we've been doing this for nearly five years now,
Speaker 2: exactly Like if there where all these issues, we probably
Speaker 2: still wouldn't have going exactly it would have been too difficult.
Speaker 2: So I guess that nothing too. That's probably not the
Speaker 2: answer he wanted. What can we say food. I guess
Speaker 2: like you have a more matured like palette, so you
Speaker 2: need more foods than I would.
Speaker 3: No, really, there's not like a disagreement.
Speaker 2: That's your question done out. Well, we've got a.
Speaker 3: Couple of court cases, couple confessions. Let's get into the courtroom.
Speaker 1: You're about to enter the courtroom of Jammo and Dylan.
Speaker 1: The people are real, the cases are real, and the
Speaker 1: rulings are final. This is Jammo and Dylan's courtroom.
Speaker 3: Quite a long one, this one, yep. So we'll get
Speaker 3: into it and we'll come to a conclusion. All right,
Speaker 3: court case, Me and my Tier one friend have been
Speaker 3: wanting to go to the AFL Grand Final for our
Speaker 3: whole life together fair for at least the last five years.
Speaker 3: We've tried to get a holy grailed chance of tickets,
Speaker 3: but never successful. This year, we decided that this is
Speaker 3: the year to buy the pre me in package, which
Speaker 3: we thought would be fifteen hundred dollars for Grand Final
Speaker 3: ticket and preliminary Final tickets.
Speaker 2: Right, so I assume that they've discussed, Okay, it's going
Speaker 2: to be fifteen hundred each. We do othuns yep.
Speaker 3: This finally guarantees us tickets together for both games, and
Speaker 3: a week before they came out, we said yes, they
Speaker 3: didn't have a certain date or time of release. At
Speaker 3: about ten pm, I refreshed the website and they are
Speaker 3: finally available. Three fourths are already sold out within twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: My friend was asleep so I couldn't talk to him.
Speaker 3: They ended up being two K each, but I ended
Speaker 3: up saying fuck it and buying us both tickets. Next morning,
Speaker 3: I tell him excitedly that we're going to the Grand Final,
Speaker 3: but he ends up being upset with me for buying
Speaker 3: and says he didn't think it would be that much
Speaker 3: and he won't go. I'm confused too, his wrong and
Speaker 3: need the professionals to give this give the sentence. Prices
Speaker 3: were around one point six k, but sold out. It's
Speaker 3: only had two K option or no Grand Final for
Speaker 3: five years in a row.
Speaker 2: Okay, now it's a tough one. It's an unfortunate situation.
Speaker 2: Now I'm people might not like this. I'm going to
Speaker 2: say he's guilty. I'm going to say that, Look, you
Speaker 2: guys agreed that if it's around fifteen hundred, you'll buy
Speaker 2: the tickets and you'll go. Yep, he said, oh, he's asleep,
Speaker 2: he won't care about the extra five hundred dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a lot. So Look, although it's harsh, I think
Speaker 2: you're guilty in a sense that this wasn't an agreed
Speaker 2: upon thing at that.
Speaker 3: If it was, if the fifteen hundreds were brought and
Speaker 3: then he's backtracked, then it's like that's his fault.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. Yeah, no, I agree, because it is.
Speaker 3: I get why he did it, and it's tough because
Speaker 3: he was doing it in a good way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was trying to be a good person. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what's rough. He was thinking we're actually going And
Speaker 2: then the hard thing is that he was really really
Speaker 2: excited about it, and he thought that, like, this was
Speaker 2: such a good thing that he'd done. And I'm sure
Speaker 2: there was a little bit in the back of his
Speaker 2: head that was like he might be a little bit annoyed.
Speaker 2: But it's the first time in five.
Speaker 3: Tiers, it really is. It's an unfortunate situation.
Speaker 2: So now he's going to find someone else to go
Speaker 2: to the Grand Final with. Maybe that money sell them people.
Speaker 3: As it gets close up, someone will buy that off him,
Speaker 3: no doubt.
Speaker 2: But I wonder if he'd still want to go if
Speaker 2: it's not with his Tier one cost, isn't it? It
Speaker 2: is steep, but I guess what was it? They get
Speaker 2: to go to pre lim and final and probably a
Speaker 2: few lunches, breakfasts and stuff like that. It would be
Speaker 2: a great package if you have the money.
Speaker 3: But it's just unfortunate the situation that you find yourself in.
Speaker 2: Mate. I'm like saying, he's guilty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just because of the difference in price. It's not
Speaker 3: like it was an extra hundred Yeah, extra five hundred,
Speaker 3: five hundreds a lot, and you know you did take
Speaker 3: the risk by buying them without the final AOK.
Speaker 2: In the moment, I reckon. Even so, if you agreed
Speaker 2: on fifteen hundred and if it was like sixteen sixty three, yeah.
Speaker 3: Probably just a two k, even though fifteen hundred and
Speaker 3: two K five hundred dollar the difference, it feels like more. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the thing as well. So it's a tough situation, man,
Speaker 3: very much unlucky.
Speaker 2: It is unlucky. You are guilty as though, But hey,
Speaker 2: life goes on and you'll be fine, all right. Second
Speaker 2: Court case latest episode was Elite need more stuff like that,
Speaker 2: that's for sure. Now it's on you guys to send
Speaker 2: in that stuff. Yeah, and then we can't help it.
Speaker 2: We can do it justice once we have the material.
Speaker 2: Stories like that are just golden because to have them,
Speaker 2: We're not going to sit here and make up a
Speaker 2: story ever. No, so we need you guys to pull
Speaker 2: your weight and send in your story, your confessions, and
Speaker 2: then we can go with it all. Right. Currently on
Speaker 2: the way home from work and sitting on the priority seat,
Speaker 2: I'm more than happy to offer it to someone, but
Speaker 2: I don't want to ask and someone get offended by me,
Speaker 2: for example, calling them old. But I also don't want
Speaker 2: to look rude for not offering my seat. Need your guys'
Speaker 2: opinion on what the play is here? What are you thinking?
Speaker 3: So are you sitting in one of the priority seats
Speaker 3: on the train or bus. I'm assuming I never really
Speaker 3: sit there myself, Like I would probably just stand.
Speaker 2: I just see it as an go zone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like so, and my opinion is, yeah, if some
Speaker 3: you know, an older person comes on, you should probably
Speaker 3: hop up and give it to them. But yeah, I
Speaker 3: would avoid it most of the time, and I think
Speaker 3: every time.
Speaker 2: To be honest, it's not the worst thing. If you say, hey, Ward,
Speaker 2: do you want this seat and they look older. It's
Speaker 2: just a nice thing. If they take it the wrong way,
Speaker 2: that's their problem. Yes, no, I agree, so that's you
Speaker 2: being a nice person. But then also, Dylan and I
Speaker 2: just wouldn't sit in those seats. Yeah, exactly, we'd stand
Speaker 2: or find somewhere else further down. So look, I don't know,
Speaker 2: maybe you didn't have another option. He didn't really specify that.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was packed as I don't know, mate, but
Speaker 3: I probably wouldn't sit there in the first place.
Speaker 2: You're very right, and now I've got a confession.
Speaker 1: Confessions, It's now time to dive into your deepest and
Speaker 1: darkest confessions.
Speaker 2: Let's hear what the people have to get off their chest.
Speaker 2: Just the one confession this week, because the one before
Speaker 2: was from the girl from last week the follow up story,
Speaker 2: so we have this one here. This guy also said,
Speaker 2: how do I send in my story to get your opinions?
Speaker 2: You do it through the Instagram Jamo and Dylan on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Follow it if you have it already. All right, Hey, boys,
Speaker 2: me and my ex broke up a few months ago
Speaker 2: because she found out that I cheated on her a
Speaker 2: month into the relationship. Here we go again. We were
Speaker 2: dating for six months and then she found out. Since
Speaker 2: breaking up, I felt so bad and she's been all
Speaker 2: I can think about. I've been writing my feelings in
Speaker 2: a journal every day about how I feel about her,
Speaker 2: in hopes she might get to see it one day.
Speaker 2: Should I give her the journal for her to read
Speaker 2: and to do with what she pleases? Or should I
Speaker 2: keep it to myself and try and move on. Would
Speaker 2: love to hear your feedback. PS, love yous, I don't know,
Speaker 2: love you. You don't love your girlfriend that much.
Speaker 3: I think it's a bit cringey to hand her the journal. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and also your Yeah, you're only journaling for her to
Speaker 3: see it, so I feel like it's not even a
Speaker 3: doing it for the right reasons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: The self help aspect. Feel like it's not there.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you what. You would not be riding
Speaker 2: in a journal if you didn't cheat on her. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you pig, exactly, You disgusting a month, disgusting pig. I
Speaker 2: hope you're watching this, because I'm looking at you right
Speaker 2: down the barrel with a mallet.
Speaker 3: If he's listening, switch over right now, switch over a
Speaker 3: month in Wow, so look, he's done it early on yep.
Speaker 3: And then she's found out about half you know, five
Speaker 3: half months later, halfway through a year, and is destrayed
Speaker 3: and thought, wow, how can I trust him what's going
Speaker 3: which is completely valid.
Speaker 2: Because the valid feeling from her, He's gone on the
Speaker 2: next five months without even mentioning it. So he thought, well,
Speaker 2: I'm going to get away.
Speaker 3: With it, right, thinks he's in the clear.
Speaker 2: Now he gets caught and he goes, oh no, I
Speaker 2: got Cortner. Now he's journaling in a bid to try
Speaker 2: and win her back. So I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: going to work. Bro. A lot of people love the
Speaker 2: win her back thing, like it's romanticized. The win her
Speaker 2: back usually happened after a significant mistake, yes, which causes
Speaker 2: a rift in whatever's about to Yeah, yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 2: this is just pathetic. Is it worse than no? It's
Speaker 2: not week? Last week? Last week was crazy Burnt Bridges
Speaker 2: with the whole town. Last week was crazy. I wish
Speaker 2: we had last week back. And if you haven't listened
Speaker 2: to last week, go and listen to that. That was
Speaker 2: all that is an unreal And if you've already listened,
Speaker 2: go and listen again because there's some hidden gems in there.
Speaker 2: When I was editing, I heard yeah, great little moments,
Speaker 2: great little comments as well from us. Your time is done? Yeah,
Speaker 2: So should I give it the journal for her to
Speaker 2: read or should I try and move on? Move on?
Speaker 3: Move on, mate, I think your time is done there.
Speaker 3: You've you've made your mistakes and you've just got to
Speaker 3: deal with them.
Speaker 2: Get on the bike and ride off into the mountains.
Speaker 2: I say, hopefully he's actually active right now too. This
Speaker 2: will be on Monday's episode. He's going to be so
Speaker 2: excited Monday's episode. And then I'll say, ps, our advice
Speaker 2: is to move on. Yeah, that's a nice way to
Speaker 2: put it. Yeah, a great way to put it. And
Speaker 2: then he'll hear us looking down the barrel of the
Speaker 2: camera just saying big, big, absolute and how could you
Speaker 2: do that to women? We'd love women lovely. So yeah,
Speaker 2: we're supposed to be off to go and do another
Speaker 2: podcast right now.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately that's not happening. Very late pull out, and it's
Speaker 3: thrown our day up.
Speaker 2: In the air a little bit. It has. You know,
Speaker 2: we were prepared for it started early and in all honesty,
Speaker 2: we've been off this episode like it's just been hard.
Speaker 2: We's been thrown. We're seriously thrown. Were thrown a curveball late.
Speaker 2: We had our structure and this is not an excuse.
Speaker 2: This is just the structure for today. Was set out.
Speaker 2: We had to do things and we were ready. We
Speaker 2: were ready and prepared. You know, good breakfast, I haven't
Speaker 2: eaten today.
Speaker 3: Last minute scramble, Yeah, sort to fix everything, change some
Speaker 3: change some times, which luckily we were able to.
Speaker 2: And then the first fifteen minutes of the episode, I
Speaker 2: was just thinking about, like, how do we navigate next week? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's hard to navigate today. But anyway, we hope you
Speaker 2: guys understand and enjoyed. Sorry for the shorter episode this week,
Speaker 2: but we'll be back, bigger and stronger. We should have
Speaker 2: a few good things loaned up. Yeah, the one that
Speaker 2: we on this weekend. Yeah, we've got something on Sunday.
Speaker 2: It would be a great episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we don't want to guarantee it because you
Speaker 3: never canal through. It'll be wonderful, it really will be.
Speaker 3: We'll try and make that one a bit longer for you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so no doubt about that, mate, That one will.
Speaker 2: Come out next week. Yes, fingers crossed hopefully, and if
Speaker 2: you hear our voices in this way again, it's probably
Speaker 2: because it's been canceled. Yeah. Anyway, much love guys and
Speaker 2: we'll see you next episode. Cheers.
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