1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 1: And with Kate Ritchie podcast. 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:06,360 Speaker 2: We do this, We'll put a smile on your face 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 2: because Kate, you know exactly where I'm going. The taboo 4 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 2: sex act has finally become mainstream in Australia. Tommy, when 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 2: I saw this headline, I thought, oh my god, leather 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,920 Speaker 2: and swings, finally, Tommy, are now the norm in the bedroom. 7 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,799 Speaker 3: Is that what taboo act is? 8 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:24,599 Speaker 2: No, that's what I thought it was going to be. 9 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 2: For poor old Tommy, That's not the case. 10 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 4: I've never been on a leather swing, neither of I 11 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,480 Speaker 4: swing Tommy passed me in my bucket LISTA I just wonder. 12 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,520 Speaker 3: I wonder about these things like leather swings that when 13 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 3: you actually get in that moment and you're doing it, 14 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 3: and you're climbing onto the swing, at any point, do 15 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 3: you feel absolutely ridiculous? Can you go? What is what 16 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 3: is actually happening? 17 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 2: He's just going to hop into this swing and stirrups 18 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 2: kit that I bought last weekend. 19 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, doesn't it take it? I mean it takes a 20 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 3: bit to get into that. Swing's fun. They're really fun 21 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 3: and different sort of swings. What do you mean you do. 22 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 2: Say higher higher? 23 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,399 Speaker 4: I wonder if they still use those terms in the 24 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,680 Speaker 4: the thing is lower, lower the swing. 25 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 2: Tell me if I'm wrong. I haven't really thought about 26 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 2: this too much before. But you can only swing back 27 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 2: so far before the swing becomes very dangerous for the swinger. 28 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you know what I mean? If you're 29 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 2: pushing someone right back and hoping that you can line 30 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,280 Speaker 2: things up for when they come back in, Oh my god, 31 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 2: will you get air? Well, you'd have some John's Ambulance 32 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 2: on the side, wouldn't you, because anything could happen, so 33 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 2: you can only go back. Sort of. Let's move on. 34 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,119 Speaker 2: That's not what the topic is today. 35 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 3: We move Are we really talking about leather and chain? 36 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 2: No? No, no, We're talking about the art of the 37 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 2: naughty selfie that some people take care and sanders a 38 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 2: little bit of excitement during the day. It's ticked over 39 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 2: the fifty percent mark in terms of relationships and people 40 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 2: in their early stages of dating to send a naughty pick. 41 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,520 Speaker 2: Sarah told news dot com Dot Year she occasionally oh 42 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 2: accidentally sent a mood to her mom instead of a 43 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,519 Speaker 2: guy she was seeing the awkward part. While she couldn't 44 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 2: avoid it because she was having dinner with her mum 45 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 2: at the time, I feel like for main hung I'm 46 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 2: just on my phone, Mum, hang on. 47 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 4: Why are you work? 48 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:24,519 Speaker 3: Email? 49 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 4: Why would you be a dinner with your mother? And 50 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 4: then in your mind think to yourself, I wouldn't mind 51 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 4: sending a nude photo of myself to a guard. 52 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,640 Speaker 3: Mad Some people do it at work. She thought about 53 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 3: the people who sit in meetings and send rude photos 54 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 3: while they're meant to be listening to the you know, 55 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 3: the presentation or the you know, the meat the planet. 56 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 2: You wouldn't want to it. 57 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 4: You wouldn't want to be in a meeting and talk 58 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,679 Speaker 4: about something like that. 59 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 2: Would she know what that? 60 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 3: Or maybe your mind wanders because you're so bored, do 61 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:54,639 Speaker 3: you know what? 62 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 5: Though? 63 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 2: It might have been a situation where she was there 64 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:01,119 Speaker 2: having dinner with her mom and pace it one through right, 65 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 2: So she. 66 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 3: Says she's eating seafood linguini with mum. 67 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's got one on file, so just flicks 68 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 2: it back but accidentally sent it to mum and obviously 69 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,119 Speaker 2: the seafood linguini was very quickly interrupted. 70 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 4: Where's our technology at the moment? Where can you get 71 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 4: that photo back? 72 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: Now? 73 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 4: Can we do that? I think Apple with the iPhone 74 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 4: now can't you take that message back? 75 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,360 Speaker 2: Is now a thirty second or something where you can 76 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:27,799 Speaker 2: retreat it? That's WhatsApp? No, no, look, there's an uncend within. 77 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,679 Speaker 3: A minute weighing about. 78 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 2: You know, you guys can just wade through technical inaccuracies 79 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 2: for thirty seconds, or I can just speed up the conversation. 80 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 3: But telling you the. 81 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 4: Fact because the other one as well. When you're in 82 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 4: a WhatsApp group and someone deletes a message, you go, 83 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 4: oh god, for I know that this this. 84 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 2: WhatsApp groups is pretty racy. 85 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 4: But if you think that that's even racier this. 86 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 2: Girl, Amy goes under what you're saying. When you're in 87 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 2: a work environment, it's the middle of the day. This 88 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 2: guy responded to Amy in what was a very boring 89 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 2: back and fourth. He sent a very graphic photo saying, 90 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 2: can't wait to see you tonight. That was the moment 91 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 2: Amy realized he was actually cheating on her, because. 92 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 3: We're just chatting about the grocery. 93 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,720 Speaker 2: Do you reckon you can bring home some chicken for dinner. 94 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 2: I'm not home tonight. I said. It was the pub 95 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 2: with the boys. 96 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 3: And then I can't wait to see you. 97 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, the boys don't want to see that at the pub. 98 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 3: Can you talk yourself out of that? 99 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:25,280 Speaker 2: Not really, it doesn't talk, he said, whoops the daisies. 100 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 4: Mean to a girl from Seven Hills, you sent a 101 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 4: picture to the wrong person. K. 102 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't really a risky photo. I thought that 103 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 1: with a guy one night on clubbing, and then the 104 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,039 Speaker 1: next day I was really hungover and I wanted to 105 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,039 Speaker 1: tell my best friend, but I wanted sending her a 106 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,479 Speaker 1: picture of like me double chinned and or like make 107 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,039 Speaker 1: up gross and everything. But I actually sent it to. 108 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 3: The guy again response. 109 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,479 Speaker 2: That's why the ned is a safer option than the 110 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,040 Speaker 2: double chin. 111 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 3: Just never send it. I'm I have to say it. 112 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 3: Just don't do it. 113 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,159 Speaker 2: I was shocked when I got one from you. 114 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,159 Speaker 4: Jason's in San Remo making past. 115 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 2: So when did you send a racy picture by accident? 116 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:12,840 Speaker 5: Jason make I was actually doing a group chat. We 117 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:17,280 Speaker 5: saw my mates and accidentally had a NERD pictures sent 118 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 5: to my girlfriend and she's accidentally went group chat and 119 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 5: then I've got text message coming back. Hey here you going, 120 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 5: little Willie. 121 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,159 Speaker 4: How many mates? How many mates on the group chat? 122 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:33,919 Speaker 4: You reckon saw it? 123 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,720 Speaker 5: Jacell four? 124 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,839 Speaker 4: I see and you know what they would have been 125 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 4: very They would have been very respectful and deleted that 126 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:43,599 Speaker 4: shot and never shown anyone. 127 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 5: Oh no, I got it back next day. How you going, 128 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:47,719 Speaker 5: Little Budgy. 129 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 2: Nuts Jason's budget nuts? So was that. 130 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 4: He's the new name of the group Budge Nuts. 131 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:59,280 Speaker 5: Mate. That's what's been going on since. Every time I 132 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 5: go and see you, Gunnla Wheelie. 133 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,120 Speaker 4: Don't let it get you down about your personality, Jason. 134 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,000 Speaker 2: We we love you, mate, and we love you Budgy 135 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 2: Nets mate. 136 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 4: Actually, Tommy, can we send Jay some fitty and perspeedos? 137 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 2: Why have we got. 138 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 5: It this time? 139 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 2: Yeah? And there we go. 140 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,839 Speaker 4: They're pretty tight pair of limited edition fifty member Budgie 141 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 4: Smugglers thanks to Budgie Smuggler. There you go, mate, they're 142 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 4: on the away. 143 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 2: Stay on the line. 144 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 4: We'll get your detailed. 145 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 2: On you, Jase, smuggle those nuts, mate. 146 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 4: Your chance to impress Kate the win Kate subaruin PRESSA 147 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 4: is coming up. 148 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,480 Speaker 2: Maybe Jace could apply. 149 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 3: Fit and with Kate. Ritchie is a Nova podcast. 150 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,799 Speaker 4: For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova 151 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 4: podcast dot com. 152 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 1: Are you