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Speaker 1: Our next guest is one of our favorite live stand

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Speaker 1: up comedians.

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Speaker 2: I'm waiting in line to board the fly.

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Speaker 3: The woman behind me sneezes and immediately I go pleasure.

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Speaker 3: This woman was out hesitation because I'm not a Christian.

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Speaker 2: Oh bitch, I'm not all dying praise so anything. I

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Speaker 2: was just dying flight bless. Please welcome to the show,

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Speaker 2: Persial Carson food good.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Why am I some massive in that studio? I know you.

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Speaker 3: We've got you on zoom and it's just your head

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Speaker 3: on a big screen.

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Speaker 1: You look great now? Oh thanks?

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Speaker 2: Just woke up? Where are you? Where are you going

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Speaker 2: to us from?

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Speaker 4: I'm in Brisbane.

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Speaker 3: I'm here to record my special Right?

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Speaker 2: Are you using the brizzy crowd for the specials?

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Speaker 3: I always do?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 3: The Powerhouse is just the perfect size? Ye theater and

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Speaker 3: the Brisbane audiences are just the right levels crazy?

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Speaker 2: Can we talk about your new tour now? Jase doesn't

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Speaker 2: know what it's called. Can you tell him what it's called? Please?

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Speaker 1: Sure, it's called Fatty on a Yacht.

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Speaker 2: I said to Jase, don't read what this so it's called?

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Speaker 2: Tell us about it.

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Speaker 3: It's basically about not fitting into places like I got

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Speaker 3: invited to go.

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Speaker 1: But to be fair, you know.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes your friends don't do you any favors. So my

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Speaker 3: friend goes, come, We're going out with a friend of

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Speaker 3: theirs on a boat, right, she said, boat. Now, I'm

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Speaker 3: a basic goal. If you're going to invite me out

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Speaker 3: on a boat, you better believe I'm packing the east.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting a few beers in there, a big two

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Speaker 3: liters of you know, whatever cold drink I feel like,

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Speaker 3: and some crisps and bread rolls because we're going out fishing.

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Speaker 3: And so I showed up at the marina in my

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Speaker 3: beer fishing shorts, was my best fishing flip flops, my

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Speaker 3: es key and my rod and it's a freaking and

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Speaker 3: everyone stretched like we're fashion Week and I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I was so confused.

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Speaker 3: I said, I thought we're going on a boat, and

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Speaker 3: she goes, we are, and she pointsed, I go, that

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Speaker 3: is a super yacht. It's got a library in it,

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Speaker 3: Like I look like a dick. And now we're on

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Speaker 3: this thing and I'm there ready to fish.

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Speaker 4: They wouldn't let me take my rod on.

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Speaker 1: I was going to damage it.

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Speaker 2: They had fresh sushimi.

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Speaker 3: You're talking like super I wrote about all the times

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Speaker 3: that I haven't fit in into certain situations, and once

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Speaker 3: I started writing, you wouldn't believe how many places they

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Speaker 3: have been.

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Speaker 2: I have not read the brief. You know what I'm

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Speaker 2: on the super stream is to go on below?

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Speaker 1: Why are you quiet? I can't hear you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, hang on? Just put his finger on the wrong button. Fingers,

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: Hang on.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to hang up FaceTime and we'll just call

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Speaker 5: her on the phone. I think my fingers are quite lean.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Have you got to start? Yes?

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Speaker 3: I should do.

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Speaker 2: There we go, There we go.

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Speaker 5: It's chases dream to go on a super yart but

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Speaker 5: also below. But I get the tie in here fatty

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Speaker 5: on a yacht because we had like I feel out

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Speaker 5: of place in certain situations as well. We had a big,

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Speaker 5: swinky corporate dinner last week at NOBU and and you'd

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Speaker 5: be happy to I rocked up with two shirts because

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Speaker 5: I know I swept through one and I, oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: no one's carrying extra shirt with me into a restaurant.

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Speaker 4: But you know what your friends need to brief you

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Speaker 4: like because I am basic, So I will always miss

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Speaker 4: the whole brief and just show up as basic as possible,

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Speaker 4: and I look like a staff member, you know, like

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Speaker 4: I feel almost like they.

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Speaker 2: Stick me out.

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Speaker 1: But the whole thing, like everyone was in bikinis. I

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Speaker 1: didn't even take swimmers with I was literally in my

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Speaker 1: fresh shorts.

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Speaker 2: But do you enjoy it like you got private chefs

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Speaker 2: and everything like.

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Speaker 4: No, because I stood out like pimple.

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Speaker 1: On the pig. But you know, like, but I mean,

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Speaker 1: the hilarity of it was because all the people there

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Speaker 1: were about fifteen years younger than me. They're all in

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Speaker 1: and they were playing all these games. I didn't even

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Speaker 1: know there were different topic games play on a yacht.

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Speaker 3: But I know now it's I you look behind the

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Speaker 3: person and you go, oh, this flash, but I don't

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Speaker 3: care for it.

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Speaker 2: Did you do you all jump in? Did you have

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Speaker 2: a swim? Did you get on the biscuit? I did

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Speaker 2: have a swim.

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Speaker 3: They didn't have a biscuit. There was a lot of

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Speaker 3: play on a lilo, which I will be telling about.

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Speaker 1: In the show.

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Speaker 3: It was hilarious and I put a whole bunch of

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Speaker 3: really mustly Jim Bunny dudes through their papers because you know,

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Speaker 3: like it's one thing to look good, but it's a

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Speaker 3: different thing to.

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Speaker 1: Actually be strong?

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Speaker 2: Has this one? You've changed now in the super world

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Speaker 2: and everything? Hanging out with.

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Speaker 3: Fit bottles was than anyone that was on that.

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Speaker 1: She's not who owned the yacht?

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Speaker 2: Who's your swanky friend with a super yocht?

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Speaker 3: No, it's not. A friend of mine started dating this

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Speaker 3: guy and his parents own am I am not these people?

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Speaker 2: Do we like the guy or do we just like

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Speaker 2: him because he's got a super yocht?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: I did not. I did not like the guy at all.

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Speaker 1: I didn't care for any of those two. But to

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Speaker 1: be fair, probably half half of it was the fact

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Speaker 1: that I had to leave my fishing rods behind.

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Speaker 2: I'd be headless too. What sort of fish have you

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Speaker 2: caught in your time?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Look anything? And you know I just go off

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Speaker 1: because I have a little tinny. So I just go

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Speaker 1: out of the marina and catch some snap and comes

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Speaker 1: straight back.

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Speaker 2: Want to chuck it on the barbecue next time you're

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Speaker 2: in Melbourne. I'll take care. I'll get a little because

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Speaker 2: she actually catches fish.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but then that's good. I need someone to handle

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Speaker 1: the boat because at the minute I have to handle

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Speaker 1: the boat, I have to rehook the kid's bake.

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Speaker 5: Guys, let's actually go fishing next time you're in town,

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Speaker 5: or come on the Timmy with you.

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Speaker 2: Clint All four. You can teach us how to catch

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Speaker 2: a fish. Then you'll follow up Show four Fatties on

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Speaker 2: a Boat.

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Speaker 1: The Thing Some continue.

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Speaker 2: Urschela Carson, Fatty on a Your.

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Speaker 5: The tour hits the Palais Theater in April twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 2: Tickets through livenation dot com dot au.

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Speaker 1: I love you.

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Speaker 2: You are always one of our favorite guests. We love

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Speaker 2: having you on. Thank thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 3: Mate Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them

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Speaker 3: on the Socials