Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Melbourn.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren started morning the right way, gonna be great. God,
Speaker 2: this is Jason Lauren on men'gel one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning at half that Friday.
Speaker 4: Good morning Melbourne, Happy Friday. I got some good news
Speaker 4: and some bad news for you all to kick off.
Speaker 3: We don't want to take the bad news.
Speaker 4: Bad news. Is it the last day of summer?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Good news is it's gonna be an unseasonably warm autumn.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: That was a real rollercoaster, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: So it's gonna be nice.
Speaker 3: Got global warming?
Speaker 4: Well no, well just it's gonna be nice autumn. There
Speaker 4: we go for a wet winter.
Speaker 5: Yes, please, star asked the weather girl questions. It's like
Speaker 5: how we don't ask you things about the news sport exactly,
Speaker 5: and don't ask me about new music.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, Friday, It's Friday. I'm so excited. It's also
Speaker 4: the last day of feed Fast. Shout out. Everyone has
Speaker 4: finished fed fast or whatever you've been fasting off.
Speaker 5: If you want to make an investment, I would be
Speaker 5: buying up shares in champagne companies this afternoon, because I
Speaker 5: think you're about to go through the roof.
Speaker 4: How nice finishing on a Friday, although that's not the point.
Speaker 4: You're not supposed to do the twenty eight days. Then
Speaker 4: go and have a wild weekend.
Speaker 3: It sounds pretty good.
Speaker 4: Quite nice to me, little in twenty six degrees, doesn't it.
Speaker 5: I got the kids home because it's a tea ship
Speaker 5: for you a couple of days.
Speaker 4: So they were off yesterday and today, and Huddie's come
Speaker 4: in this morning with a beautiful greeting for us all.
Speaker 4: When he walked through the doors, and I said to
Speaker 4: him just before, what your school today? And he said,
Speaker 4: teach today? So what do you think the teachers are
Speaker 4: doing for these two days? And he said sitting around smoking.
Speaker 4: They're doing two days and just sitting around punching dart.
Speaker 3: So you reckon?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't know where that sentence is going, the right, gotcha?
Speaker 4: Do you recond two days of that? Yeah? Get the
Speaker 4: kids out of here. We're all going to get on
Speaker 4: the vavee teachers from the paid It's not all schools though, right.
Speaker 5: No, Well I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I think it's just your.
Speaker 3: School that's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Let the kids just think they should only go three
Speaker 4: days a week anyway, much.
Speaker 2: Part time school, love it, no time school. I was
Speaker 2: just going to say, quickly, Katy Perry going into space?
Speaker 2: What what was in the news.
Speaker 4: We were talking about SHANEA. Blazer's concert last night. Actually
Speaker 4: I missed the news, so we'll.
Speaker 3: Get to that shortly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's going on Jeff Bezos's Katy Perry, Katy Perry
Speaker 2: and she and Oprah's best mate. What's the name Ga, Gail?
Speaker 4: Is that with not the rich Brain?
Speaker 5: None?
Speaker 3: Note that Jeff Bezos one.
Speaker 4: I thought he might have been going on Richard Branson. No, No,
Speaker 4: Jeff Bezos has his.
Speaker 5: Own Oh yeah, Jeff runs a party tour involved?
Speaker 4: Is he involved?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Everyone's doing rockets?
Speaker 5: Yeah, not everyone. We must get a rocket.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to space jumpings. As close to space
Speaker 4: as I get. I don't even jump.
Speaker 3: Sub orbital Live from Step three.
Speaker 5: Hey, coming up next, the Prime Ministers on the air
Speaker 5: with us here on nov Happy.
Speaker 4: Friday morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 5: It's a bit of a shame, Gene Hackman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very sad, very sad. A bit strange as well.
Speaker 5: Do you recognize him?
Speaker 3: Was was in the firm? No extreme measures? I mean
Speaker 3: I could go back.
Speaker 4: He looks good for ninety five, few years ago. No,
Speaker 4: I'm not sure. I know Gene Hackman.
Speaker 5: You know what's weird.
Speaker 3: Let's say you would, but you should.
Speaker 5: You know, like all these characters that were in movies
Speaker 5: that we watched growing up are all dying.
Speaker 4: Yeah we're getting old.
Speaker 5: We're not We're not next, but you know, like we're
Speaker 5: getting Yeah.
Speaker 4: I know it is sad when someone you grew up
Speaker 4: with like that. But I don't think I know who
Speaker 4: that is?
Speaker 3: Is Lex Luthor Superman?
Speaker 5: Oh you don't know who Lex Luthor is?
Speaker 4: Sounds like a villain.
Speaker 3: He is.
Speaker 5: He's Superman's number one villain.
Speaker 4: He wasn't Superman.
Speaker 5: Do you know what there was?
Speaker 3: The Superman Rock?
Speaker 5: Is that is that Superman?
Speaker 4: Or the Green One?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called Kryptonite.
Speaker 3: Hey, there we go.
Speaker 4: I remember the cartoons, gotcha? Hey, guys, he was in
Speaker 4: the justpher Reid Superman.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I want to talk Vegas.
Speaker 5: Wait for it.
Speaker 4: I love Vegas.
Speaker 3: NRL Weekend in.
Speaker 4: Vegas, Hang on storm, Aren't they.
Speaker 5: Only four teams raiders.
Speaker 4: Shop carrying on like the whole league has gone. I
Speaker 4: thought it was like gather out.
Speaker 5: No four teams, that's it.
Speaker 3: That's a They all got I rotated last year? Was
Speaker 3: another four teams in this year? Not the storm?
Speaker 4: I read there was an exhibition match that was supposed
Speaker 4: to take place, but there was a blackout.
Speaker 3: So do you know where the storm was? Cranbit?
Speaker 4: Oh really so, Carl Stefanovic's over with the Raiders or
Speaker 4: some such thing in Vegas, milk and now Melbourne storm
Speaker 4: being sent to cran.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. Let's do a welfare check on car?
Speaker 3: Yes, can we the Telly right now? Time?
Speaker 4: Time? Is it in Vegas?
Speaker 3: Midday?
Speaker 6: A right?
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten? Or what happened to you when
Speaker 5: you went to Vegas?
Speaker 7: Three?
Speaker 5: Run's got a story? You're on the air with Jase
Speaker 5: and Lauren. Take it away, Katie and are our launching
Speaker 5: this week? A get in Las Vegas?
Speaker 3: Feels at it?
Speaker 4: I think it's so random. We're going to get all
Speaker 4: the info from the biggest authority in the game, guys.
Speaker 5: Proof of life. Carl Stefanovic in Las Vegas?
Speaker 3: Come in?
Speaker 8: Can you hear us?
Speaker 3: Can you hear us?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: Carlos Carlos, Oh my gosh, we're on FaceTime and I
Speaker 4: think it's a bit loud where he is?
Speaker 5: Does he know.
Speaker 3: Does he know he's live?
Speaker 5: Because he could say anything here, Carlos, put.
Speaker 3: Your ear cuds in. Come on, Dad, Dad, Dad? Can
Speaker 3: you hear us?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Dad, he's got he's got someone young helping him with
Speaker 4: the FaceTime. If you could see what we could say.
Speaker 3: He's doing it right up his nostrils.
Speaker 4: I know it's the potato head style.
Speaker 5: I can I can vouch for him. He's been a
Speaker 5: good Can you not hear us? Hang on, Jazz? What's
Speaker 5: what's wrong?
Speaker 4: He's giving us a wait anyway. Carl Stefanovic is over
Speaker 4: in Vegas to the NRL. He does look for it.
Speaker 4: What do you think they do when they go on
Speaker 4: work trips like that? When the boys hit the road.
Speaker 3: What do you mean do.
Speaker 4: You get to party as well?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 4: You've done a few of these.
Speaker 2: Things in midday over there now, So he could come
Speaker 2: off there on the Today Show and have a great
Speaker 2: old time, couldn't he.
Speaker 4: We're just going he gets all day.
Speaker 5: We're going to try and call dad just on the phone.
Speaker 4: Do you think he's going down to the sphere so
Speaker 4: the back straight boys? Yeah? What's on it? The sphere?
Speaker 4: At the moment I saw he's.
Speaker 5: Got the misso over there, What do you be taking
Speaker 5: the child?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't take my kid to Vegas.
Speaker 5: No, apparently it's a great destination for family.
Speaker 4: It actually is. There's a lot to do, but I
Speaker 4: still want to take my kids.
Speaker 5: How do my eight year old?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't take hard Oh yeah, on the gaming floor.
Speaker 3: He does, doesn't.
Speaker 4: The kid's done a lot on the gaming floren Dvegas.
Speaker 3: It's playing craps to me.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know, but it's quite extravagant. Everyone gathers around, and.
Speaker 4: He's in all the movies, the Oceans.
Speaker 3: Movies, my favorite game, pathetically.
Speaker 4: Well have you been to Vegas?
Speaker 5: Yeah? A couple of times. I did nine boys six nights.
Speaker 5: That was too much.
Speaker 4: Six nights three is tops for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, six wes.
Speaker 4: You could maybe do four on the fourth day. You
Speaker 4: just you just literally minced in your hotel.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 3: I think we got him. Hello, Hello, Cals, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 3: he's a lie.
Speaker 4: There is life from Vegas morning.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I'm lucky to be alive. I wait
Speaker 9: to believe what happened to me last night?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 10: Believe?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 9: You know? Hello is this mum?
Speaker 4: We won't tell you, mum, what happened?
Speaker 9: Look, it's just may him over here. I mean, you
Speaker 9: know there's one hundred thousand people in the strip on
Speaker 9: any given night and there's fifty thousand Aussies. It's I've
Speaker 9: never ever seen anything like it. Do you imagine, you know, Clint,
Speaker 9: when you went to IBSA that time, Imagine the club,
Speaker 9: the whole club being filled with Ossie. Oh it is amz.
Speaker 4: So have that many Australians gone over for it? Or
Speaker 4: is it a lot of.
Speaker 9: Expats forty thousands who have come over. It's like it's unbelievable.
Speaker 9: And I was on the plane coming over and you know,
Speaker 9: you know, I prefer to fly private, but this corner
Speaker 9: plane was stilled and they drank the plane dry and
Speaker 9: they haven't they haven't stopped since. I mean I could
Speaker 9: hear the racket all the way down the back of
Speaker 9: the plane.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 5: It's a different crowd the old NRL compared to ifl Hey, Carl,
Speaker 5: how does it go down when a bar full of
Speaker 5: thousands of Ozzie spot you on the street.
Speaker 10: It's fantastic.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm over here with jazz and you can imagine
Speaker 9: what you know, what it's like for her. She just
Speaker 9: she gets a bit upset, but the terror away from
Speaker 9: the lot machine.
Speaker 4: So you she should drop you and go Star from
Speaker 4: down Under or something entertaining, even taking.
Speaker 5: Your little child with you, have.
Speaker 9: You you know that's that's what she said last night.
Speaker 9: I might have to drop you and go and see
Speaker 9: the what's it.
Speaker 4: Called from down Under?
Speaker 9: I'm pretty keen on seeing it.
Speaker 4: To be honest with you, you don't jump up on
Speaker 4: the stage, Carl and get your rig out.
Speaker 2: We've not we' Have you any got out any any
Speaker 2: sort of momentous trips to Vegas in the past.
Speaker 3: What's happened in Vegas for you?
Speaker 9: Well, I've said a bit that I can't talk about Clinton.
Speaker 9: I can talk about one. The last time I was
Speaker 9: here was like twenty years ago with Channel nine. I
Speaker 9: was in the bureau and I came out here because
Speaker 9: Britney Spears got married and divorced within twenty four hours.
Speaker 9: Pretty much sums up it pretty much comes up facus.
Speaker 9: So it's been it's been a well, you know, you
Speaker 9: guys have I mean, everyone's sort of, you know, with
Speaker 9: our partying days almost behind.
Speaker 4: Us a much.
Speaker 8: Carls.
Speaker 4: I went to Vegas with Clint stunaway for his thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 4: He nearly didn't come home alive after that one.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 9: Look, so this is the earliest I've ever been up Vegas,
Speaker 9: and it's a great reminder of how good a town
Speaker 9: it is and how much great adult fun it is,
Speaker 9: you know, just walking around the streets and through New York,
Speaker 9: New York last night, and then Jazz because Jazz Jazz
Speaker 9: insisted on coming because she wanted to see the sights here,
Speaker 9: the pyramid. She loves the tower.
Speaker 2: So I.
Speaker 9: Went out with her last night and it was just vibing,
Speaker 9: like you know, until really late, and that's the stuff.
Speaker 9: So we've got a few friends coming in tonight, so
Speaker 9: we're going to go go see man.
Speaker 3: Would be you would be a pool party kind of guy,
Speaker 3: Like yes, yes, on.
Speaker 4: Your back again. Are you going to any pool parties?
Speaker 9: No, No, I am, it's my it's my m o
Speaker 9: on a Lilo and drink Panic Coladas until I can't.
Speaker 3: See in the world. You got to file. You got
Speaker 3: a file for us on weekend today, this weekend, so
Speaker 3: just take it.
Speaker 5: Oh that'll be good.
Speaker 9: Are you joking?
Speaker 8: No one's told him.
Speaker 4: Live from wet Republican.
Speaker 5: I don't think it's a rash shirt. A rash shirt
Speaker 5: sort of job by the car like I think it'll
Speaker 5: be full rig out. No, no, all right, we'll leave
Speaker 5: him to Carl.
Speaker 3: Take care of yourself.
Speaker 4: Come back in one piece.
Speaker 9: Okay, Bye bye, guys, I.
Speaker 3: Love you, Yeah bye?
Speaker 4: Oh dear, do you reckon? He's going to get another
Speaker 4: ship tat.
Speaker 5: That's right. He got a shocking tattoo last time.
Speaker 4: He's got a shocker. Yeah, we've all got a shocker.
Speaker 4: You've got a panther, don't you.
Speaker 3: No, I've got a tribal symbol.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then what's the one on your stay on
Speaker 4: and you shoulders to a party?
Speaker 5: He went to a party last year.
Speaker 4: That's that's the.
Speaker 3: I've got what's a what's a kin to a compass?
Speaker 4: It sort of looks like a buttthole to be honest.
Speaker 5: That one who goes to a party and takes a
Speaker 5: free tattoo.
Speaker 4: I went to Vegas and got a tattoo with some
Speaker 4: guy in Scotland. We've got matching.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: Hagis, it's not Hargus, It's.
Speaker 5: Not you know what. Let's go two topics for a Friday.
Speaker 4: Two topics Friday Friday.
Speaker 5: Twenty four ten. Did something happen to you in Vegas?
Speaker 5: Or do you have a shit tat.
Speaker 4: What's happened in Vegas? Melbourne thirteen, twenty four ten is
Speaker 4: our number. The NRL are over there at the moment.
Speaker 4: We just checked in with Karl.
Speaker 3: Stefanovic meet Head convention.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he might take upper spot in Thunder from down
Speaker 4: Under tonightety seven. Hmmm, I woke up with the tattoo
Speaker 4: from Vegas.
Speaker 3: I am. I had a friend in Vegas who will
Speaker 3: remain very much nameless.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to play the guessing game though.
Speaker 3: Who hooked up with a Do you refer to strip
Speaker 3: as as adult entertainers?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Anyway, an adult A dancer who we had to get
Speaker 2: to the airport the next morning. He spent the night
Speaker 2: with her sleepover. She drove us to the airport early
Speaker 2: next morning in a car with all a bag of
Speaker 2: tricks in the back seat as you woul driving along
Speaker 2: with little notes for we went back for a reunion special.
Speaker 2: Two or three years later hotel, the same pool party.
Speaker 2: She was waiting in the shallows, tapped him on the
Speaker 2: shoulder and said, hello there, remember me.
Speaker 3: I want to meet your baby oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: That he wasn't back there for a bucks for his
Speaker 4: wedding or anything.
Speaker 3: Was well, he didn't go round too, because he was
Speaker 3: engaged by that stage.
Speaker 8: She dropped you.
Speaker 4: At the airport? That very considered. Did she charge you
Speaker 4: for it like an drug?
Speaker 5: Question?
Speaker 4: Was a gift with purchase.
Speaker 5: Drop at the entrance? Or did she park and come in?
Speaker 5: She dropped it the I think park can come in
Speaker 5: that question?
Speaker 4: Was it anyone I know?
Speaker 3: Yes, Tony Jones, No, Karle Stephano.
Speaker 5: Are they on the telly?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 5: All right, Nathan? What happened to you in Vegas?
Speaker 10: I got shot in the foot?
Speaker 5: I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: What shot?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 10: With their firearm?
Speaker 4: Did you go to the shooting range? Do you actually
Speaker 4: I thought that that couldn't happen.
Speaker 3: No, no, I've done it in tirely.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: No, you can actually shoot someone in Thailand.
Speaker 5: There's a banner up saying kids shoot free.
Speaker 4: Hang on, Nathan, were you did you shoot yourself in
Speaker 4: the foot?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 10: So I went to a shooting range with my then
Speaker 10: and brother in law in Vegas? We thought why not?
Speaker 5: So hore you just you're just hard to hear? Brother,
Speaker 5: trying talk in the phone a little bit more.
Speaker 10: Is that better?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: But I want to hear the story.
Speaker 5: All right, give another crack, all right, could you hear me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Okay. So the instructor loaded the magazine into a fully
Speaker 10: automatic rifle, and as he put the magazine into the gun,
Speaker 10: it started firing by itself.
Speaker 5: I'll shut you in the foot.
Speaker 10: You dropped the rifle, and it's sort of fun around
Speaker 10: on the ground like you see in the movie.
Speaker 8: He dropped it and there's.
Speaker 10: You know, a few of us standing around, and then
Speaker 10: at the end of it, dw I thought, wow, that
Speaker 10: really hurts what happened there, And then turns out to
Speaker 10: put my shoe off, and yeah, covered in blood.
Speaker 3: Oh dear, I mean that's surely that.
Speaker 5: I'll get your voucher for your next visit.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, you'd get a free buffer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just don't know why I thought it would
Speaker 4: it just I don't know. You wouldn't be able to
Speaker 4: shoot it outside of the range like they've got.
Speaker 5: Like it's chained.
Speaker 3: It doesn't work.
Speaker 4: When you walk, you know, like the trolley.
Speaker 5: Do you mean, like how the wheels on the trolley's
Speaker 5: locked wheel on too far?
Speaker 4: Like it's got a little we're out of the safe zone.
Speaker 4: This will no longer shoot?
Speaker 13: Was it?
Speaker 2: When there's wheels lock on the troll when you go
Speaker 2: down the escalator?
Speaker 4: We went to the stocking up the apartment when all
Speaker 4: the grocer fall in the trolley and we didn't put
Speaker 4: anything in bags because we're like, we're just going to
Speaker 4: take the trolley to the hotel.
Speaker 3: Locked.
Speaker 4: We're locked, And the security guard out the front laughed
Speaker 4: so much at us.
Speaker 5: That's when you know that you got the trolley up
Speaker 5: on two wheels just to keep it going.
Speaker 4: Can you do that?
Speaker 3: It only locks the front wheel, is that right?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How does it know when you're out of this? How
Speaker 4: does must have the guns? Need that GPS thing?
Speaker 5: I think there's a lady named Pam sits in the
Speaker 5: car park with the remote.
Speaker 3: How does it know when the trolleys to works on
Speaker 3: shiny concrete?
Speaker 5: No, No, it's like a perimeter It's like they shot
Speaker 5: collars on dogs past a perimeter wheel.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, what an adventure. No, No, I don't
Speaker 4: understand how it works because literally you are pushing and
Speaker 4: then and you're stuck. It happens at Eldie. I went
Speaker 4: to Eldie once on our show. Sorry you made me
Speaker 4: go it was trauma, you made me go on?
Speaker 3: Sounded like a frequent shop.
Speaker 4: Once.
Speaker 5: Well, good morning and welcome your Frida. Everybody am.
Speaker 4: Last day of summer Melbourne, warm weather will continue. It
Speaker 4: looks like a magnificent morning out there.
Speaker 5: A little pool party today.
Speaker 2: Oh thanks, you did this yesterday when I guys you
Speaker 2: dangled the base.
Speaker 5: One friend's coming around, that's it. Well, that's a party, Leslie,
Speaker 5: friend of ours?
Speaker 3: Leslie?
Speaker 4: Who's Leslie? I've never in all of my days heard
Speaker 4: you talk about Leslie, and now you're inviting her to
Speaker 4: a pool party.
Speaker 5: You know she's been around for a while. I just
Speaker 5: haven't spoken about her.
Speaker 4: Do you know Leslie?
Speaker 5: Through school?
Speaker 4: Is your wife's going to be there when Leslie's says?
Speaker 4: Sounds like you and Leslie have a date.
Speaker 5: No, Leslie's coming over with her kids. My wife will be.
Speaker 3: There lounging with Leslie.
Speaker 4: I'm not hang on, I've never heard of Leslie.
Speaker 3: Leslie is a friend your school mom, school.
Speaker 4: Mom, because your school's off today. Yes, well, you made
Speaker 4: that sound far more spacious than it was. Do you know, Leslie?
Speaker 4: You've got your son here today? Kate, listen, but he's
Speaker 4: got his headphones.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you. Do you want to know?
Speaker 4: Do you know, Leslie? Is that your friend's mum?
Speaker 3: Do you know, Leslie Alexander's mum? You know Alexander.
Speaker 4: He's shaking his head saying he doesn't know she's real.
Speaker 3: Don't do this.
Speaker 4: I don't know. She's a school mum.
Speaker 5: She's a school mom.
Speaker 4: Nineteen twenty four to ten, Leslie, give us a no,
Speaker 4: I think he's having a party, and went on, are
Speaker 4: you Leslie mum? Alexander's mums lips?
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Speaker 4: Giggling at chuckles.
Speaker 5: I love the segment. How this works is Lauren's going
Speaker 5: to put on noise canceling headphones.
Speaker 4: What are you giggling out? What have he done?
Speaker 3: Did he bug something out? No?
Speaker 4: Like me, he's read something wrong.
Speaker 5: Said the wrong sponsor?
Speaker 3: Did you oh one job?
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Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: Do you want to chuck on the noise dancing right now?
Speaker 5: How this works? One job, Jason is Lauren will play
Speaker 5: loud music and ears. She won't be able to hear
Speaker 5: what we're saying. She has to read our lips. Now,
Speaker 5: it's an amazing skill she has.
Speaker 3: She's getting better, which is deeply troubling.
Speaker 5: I know if she keeps getting this good, we'll left
Speaker 5: to adios the segment.
Speaker 3: Wift it adios her all right? Can I start?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, I had a good one to start with.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 3: You're the one that's on the sheet. Yeah, because I've
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Speaker 3: You sure whisper? No whispering, whisper you angry?
Speaker 5: I'm not angry?
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Speaker 5: I don't he's got he's got fish lips. I don't
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Speaker 3: Yesterday he said a little chippa, he's got fish lips.
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Speaker 3: Sweet you say sweet.
Speaker 5: My headphones on coming up later on after eight o'clock.
Speaker 5: We just played it before the Australian entry for Eurovision.
Speaker 7: NASA sweet Sweet you say yum yum sweet sweet yum ye.
Speaker 4: Sweet sweet yum y We love it.
Speaker 5: Anthony Albanezy was in yesterday. Albo loves it as well.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a.
Speaker 4: Banger, he said, it's a banger. This is great and
Speaker 4: it could win.
Speaker 5: Could win. The man behind it joins us after eight.
Speaker 4: He's very popular, Go Joe. I didn't realize he hasn't
Speaker 4: just come out of nowhere. It's been around for a while.
Speaker 5: Like Rose. I was in Brisbane last weekend seeing my sisters.
Speaker 4: He didn't take head lights up to the rest of
Speaker 4: the family, did you.
Speaker 5: No, No, I kept that here. I've got Michelle Rayley
Speaker 5: and so staying with my urban sister the T shirt.
Speaker 5: She's got three kids, depends on the day.
Speaker 3: She sounds like the fave.
Speaker 5: So I was staying at their place and her youngest
Speaker 5: is Hamish Hamish Haim. He'd be sixty sixteen six strong.
Speaker 5: It is a strong name, great lad, loving, good little nephew.
Speaker 5: He was going to his first house party.
Speaker 4: Great sick, Yeah awesome.
Speaker 5: And I said to his mum, Laticia, let me be
Speaker 5: the cool uncle. Oh no, I'll be on standby for
Speaker 5: the pickup.
Speaker 4: Oh great. And you know what way caller to call
Speaker 4: your uncle?
Speaker 3: Then your mom, That's what I thought.
Speaker 5: And then you know, like uncle Jase rocks up at
Speaker 5: the party and he'd pick up.
Speaker 4: It's not a goin job. It's to send a text
Speaker 4: him out the front. Don't embarrass him.
Speaker 5: So I was like, here's my mobile number. You ring me?
Speaker 5: First party? What you feeling safe?
Speaker 4: Did you keep your phone on you at all time?
Speaker 4: Don't tell me you fell asleep or something.
Speaker 3: I wake up the next morning.
Speaker 4: No, Hamish, he slept through.
Speaker 5: He was home. I had eight missed calls. My sister
Speaker 5: had to go and get him. The police were called
Speaker 5: to the party. Why fights broke out.
Speaker 4: And he called you eight times and you never answered.
Speaker 5: I just was Hamish in a fight. No, he was fine, Okay.
Speaker 5: He got out of there and rang well his uncle
Speaker 5: and then had to ring his mum.
Speaker 4: He didn't just call his uncle, He called his uncle
Speaker 4: eight times.
Speaker 3: These kids smashed the pool fence like.
Speaker 5: The glass pool fan.
Speaker 4: Oh gay crushes.
Speaker 5: The poor kid was like his first party. He's like,
Speaker 5: I'm not going back to a party.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 5: I was like, right, well, I don't have to do
Speaker 5: the next one.
Speaker 4: Did he not invited to do the next one?
Speaker 3: Did you drink the woodstocks that you bought him? The
Speaker 3: heart soul? I'm joking. I did know.
Speaker 5: I got him solo at the server.
Speaker 4: Remember when I accidentally gave your child acider instead of
Speaker 4: a butcher. That was not a good day for me,
Speaker 4: No decider.
Speaker 3: The next day wasn't a great day for the Funny
Speaker 3: thing was it wasn't his first.
Speaker 4: No it was, and we got onto it very quickly.
Speaker 4: I don't he didn't drink it.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, Just as he was licking the remnants
Speaker 5: of the bottle, you were like, hang on, that is no.
Speaker 4: I don't think we opened it.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, he opened it. He opened it and
Speaker 5: I jumped in.
Speaker 4: I said, Lauren, but you know, make these drinks look
Speaker 4: too That's what he said, Sula, like what you get
Speaker 4: with your Mexican meal. I think he meant a seltzer.
Speaker 5: I've been saying at Thirsty camel Hor. I'm just here
Speaker 5: for four pack of.
Speaker 4: Off your hop down to the local Mexican?
Speaker 3: Did they ask you mild or spicy?
Speaker 5: Good morning, Melbourne, Welcome you, frauda A. You know what
Speaker 5: I love about this show. We're bandwagon people.
Speaker 4: What the sorry that just walked into the studio in Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Demons budge smugglers.
Speaker 3: So just getting ready for footy season.
Speaker 4: Sorry, just the clipper, the chest flexing, the pegs. Our
Speaker 4: ceo is in the beauty someone don't get child Peter
Speaker 4: Charles and plays the boss, asking if this is an
Speaker 4: appropriate thing to be doing in the workplace.
Speaker 5: Last and Peter Charp was in town. I see I
Speaker 5: didn't have to take you to put shoes on in
Speaker 5: the keys too.
Speaker 3: Season condys.
Speaker 4: So he's in his Melbourne Demons budget smugglers.
Speaker 5: These like retro budgies, Footy season next, Oh my, here
Speaker 5: a week.
Speaker 4: But also it's not the swimming sports.
Speaker 3: At the Olympics in two Can you not.
Speaker 4: Be give us a spin? He's still got his shoes on.
Speaker 4: There is nothing less than a man in speedos and sneakers.
Speaker 4: He's that happy with himself. I was wondering why when
Speaker 4: we went out last night you didn't want to eat
Speaker 4: anything because you knew you give me a proper look
Speaker 4: of women in Melbourne. Don't touch me like that.
Speaker 5: He's got the How.
Speaker 4: Lucky am I getting it? Cuddle from a naked Clint stannelway.
Speaker 5: Your personality must be terrible, because.
Speaker 3: Damn it, I can't give us a spin.
Speaker 4: What's on the back of your redscrum?
Speaker 8: Twelve.
Speaker 4: Oh but Melbourne Demons. But I've said the other day
Speaker 4: there is something sexy about a man in and t.
Speaker 3: Are you seriously struck around?
Speaker 4: Did you read the news like that?
Speaker 3: I dropped the dacks after It's got to be nervous.
Speaker 3: Towards the end, we were in there to push up
Speaker 3: while you're reading the coup.
Speaker 4: Honestly, do you know that? I'm not kidding. I did
Speaker 4: see the CEO who is from Sydney. He's down and
Speaker 4: I said, what are you doing in town today? And
Speaker 4: he said with a board, I must go.
Speaker 3: Let's lay you on the board table put sushi.
Speaker 4: From the city. She sat there all day waiting for
Speaker 4: someone to eat the sushi.
Speaker 5: Can you put your clothes up till next week?
Speaker 4: Now they're off, they're going to stay out.
Speaker 3: The day's playing this weekend.
Speaker 4: I'm still confused why this is happening.
Speaker 5: Hey, coming up next, we can see you're terrible tattoos
Speaker 5: and Melbourne. Just before the song, I was trying to
Speaker 5: say we're bandwagon, people came running in Budgie smugglers.
Speaker 4: Can tell the demons budgey smugglers. I thought you were
Speaker 4: trying to get us on the Demon's bandwagon.
Speaker 3: I was it's good marketing was getting it looks pretty good.
Speaker 4: In your speeder is. I don't give him any compliments.
Speaker 5: Getting anywhere on or near that thing. I was saying
Speaker 5: bandwagon because coming up after eight this morning.
Speaker 7: I say, sweet sweet you see yum yum, sweet sweet yum.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sweet sweet yum yea.
Speaker 5: The Milkshake Man is our entry for Eurovision this year.
Speaker 5: We played it to Elbow yesterday. The PM loved it,
Speaker 5: called it a banger. The man behind it is Gojo.
Speaker 5: Remember this.
Speaker 4: I love this song, missus Hollywood.
Speaker 3: That was his original banger.
Speaker 5: Yeah, guy's got a few hundred thousand following him on social,
Speaker 5: millions of years.
Speaker 4: Four million streams of that one on Spotify.
Speaker 5: And he is joining us after eight this morning to
Speaker 5: talk milkshakes.
Speaker 3: Great awesome. He doesn't he put lactose free in his song.
Speaker 4: I think he does all the milks, all the different
Speaker 4: milks you can get in the milkshakes. Hey, guys, so
Speaker 4: caught my eye. If you are looking for a new job,
Speaker 4: I might just have it. And I don't know why. Recently,
Speaker 4: maybe I'm thinking a career change. It pops up on
Speaker 4: my socials a lot those o peh facebook pages where
Speaker 4: people are looking for So if you're not familiar with
Speaker 4: an old pair, it's where you have basically a nanny,
Speaker 4: but they live with you, and they often come from overseas.
Speaker 4: It might be like and they can exchange in French,
Speaker 4: Italian somewhere in Europe or something somewhere that wants someone
Speaker 4: that wants to come to Australia live in Australia. They
Speaker 4: live with you so they don't have to pay rent
Speaker 4: and they.
Speaker 3: Look after your children and actually sleep.
Speaker 4: They don't. I was at a birthday the other day
Speaker 4: and the pair, Oh, my god, asks like she should
Speaker 4: not be really hot, so hot, but awesome. They're great,
Speaker 4: very helpful, and I think you, I'm not exactly how
Speaker 4: your heart works. They look after the kids, You pay them,
Speaker 4: maybe minimal, maybe don't pay them, and they get all
Speaker 4: their food paid for and everything. They get to go
Speaker 4: and live their mess lives.
Speaker 5: I pitched the idea to my wife Louke.
Speaker 4: Because you've got like you've got a separate little living
Speaker 4: house at the pot.
Speaker 3: Lu said no, then pulled up a website where you
Speaker 3: can hire and nonna.
Speaker 4: Oh, like an Italian nona, and.
Speaker 5: It's old Italian ladies and they come around and hell,
Speaker 5: that's awesome.
Speaker 4: Cook past spaghetti and meatballs and things. You could probably
Speaker 4: get a male O pair as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd be able to.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Anyway, an ad has gone up for an O pair.
Speaker 4: This is in Sydney and I'm thinking about applying for
Speaker 4: the jub. We're looking for a trustworthy, dog loving O
Speaker 4: pair to join our family. If you've got a pet,
Speaker 4: you probably need to put it in the ad. You
Speaker 4: don't want someone turning up that's allergic to dogs. If
Speaker 4: you've got a dog. This is a fantastic opportunity for
Speaker 4: someone who enjoys being around pets and wants to experience
Speaker 4: life in the Northern Beaches overlooking the beach. You'll have
Speaker 4: your own private room and bathroom downstairs, with twenty five
Speaker 4: hours of work per week. Your duties will include walking
Speaker 4: our dog four to five days a week, feeding her dinner,
Speaker 4: brushing her twice a day. When we get home, we
Speaker 4: will take her to the beach. You would also help
Speaker 4: out with household tasks such as laundry and putting dishes away.
Speaker 4: If you enjoy cooking, that's a massive plus. Sorry, no
Speaker 4: mention of kids. It's an no pair for the dog.
Speaker 4: For the dog, Oh, polar. The dog is very low
Speaker 4: maintenance and normally sleeps, but we'd like someone to take
Speaker 4: her for a walk in the morning. We often wait
Speaker 4: for it. We often travel to our property in the
Speaker 4: Hunter Alley twice a week, and during that time you
Speaker 4: might need to care to poll there if she doesn't
Speaker 4: come with us. But you're welcome to come to our
Speaker 4: Hunt Valley property if you'd like to join us. We
Speaker 4: look forward to welcoming you into our family. How do
Speaker 4: I get that job?
Speaker 5: Can we work hard on knowing this one first?
Speaker 4: This seems way easier when they slashing the dog twice
Speaker 4: a day and going to the Hunter of Alley twice
Speaker 4: a week.
Speaker 3: When they say live in where are you living?
Speaker 4: We get your own private room and bathroom with the dog.
Speaker 4: Wollw No, the dog has its own room. You also
Speaker 4: get to go and live in the Hunt of Alley
Speaker 4: twice a week if you want, or you could stay
Speaker 4: home in the mansion while they go to the Hunt
Speaker 4: of Alley.
Speaker 5: You're in the wrong game, guys thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: How do you get up? I'm applying see suckers have
Speaker 4: fun waking up at I don't think pole Air wakes
Speaker 4: up at four am and demands coffees and screams at
Speaker 4: me like you two do.
Speaker 5: We're gonna scream at you thirteen twenty We give you
Speaker 5: treats thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: Good girl, I want to be a dog nanny right over?
Speaker 3: Who's your good girl?
Speaker 4: Who's a good girt? Who's your good little puppy? Brushes
Speaker 4: twice a day?
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Do you think pole Air is a golden retriever?
Speaker 5: How do you spoil your pet?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: My friend has a goldie and she cooks steak for
Speaker 4: it four times a week.
Speaker 5: Steak steake?
Speaker 4: No, yeah, steak?
Speaker 5: What sort of cut? Better not be? I feel it.
Speaker 3: I didn't ask good tea bone?
Speaker 4: Four times a week? It gets staked.
Speaker 5: That's ridiculous. Cost of living and the dog's sitting there
Speaker 5: at entracot thirteen twenty four ten is our number? How
Speaker 5: do you spoil your pet? It's the people. So people
Speaker 5: push the dogs in the prams that are really radway
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 4: Sometimes the dogs are too old to walk and they
Speaker 4: still want to go the nicely.
Speaker 3: My dog's in the backpack. The cats with the little clear.
Speaker 4: Window, shocking my dog has is going through this habit
Speaker 4: at the moment. It's only when we have the air
Speaker 4: conditioning on that she gets up and like comes next
Speaker 4: to the bed and tries to tap me when she's
Speaker 4: a bit cold from the air conditioning, And I get
Speaker 4: up and put a blanket on it. If Paul dared
Speaker 4: to roll over and ask me for another blanket because
Speaker 4: he was cold, forget about it. He'd be sleeping outside.
Speaker 4: But the dog comes over and gives me a little nudge,
Speaker 4: like bit chilly up. I get put a fur blanket
Speaker 4: on it, patter till she goes back to sleep, and
Speaker 4: then I go back to bed twin cooling. To treat
Speaker 4: dogs better than humans, I reckon treat dogs better than
Speaker 4: your husband anyway.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. How do
Speaker 5: you treat your pet? You got Pep the dog?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's I'm pretty I'm a bit ruthless as Pep.
Speaker 5: What do you mean I've got the opposite?
Speaker 4: Oh, you're a bit tough.
Speaker 3: Given a bit of an enforcer, are you. He's not
Speaker 3: allowed on my bed, he's not allowed on the couch.
Speaker 5: But there's so much room.
Speaker 3: No one else is there.
Speaker 4: I know it'd be nice to roll over and fill it.
Speaker 4: Someone's the same time.
Speaker 3: It's a dog.
Speaker 4: Last night, not last night. Two nights ago. Paul was
Speaker 4: away and after dinner I had a little Greek yogurt
Speaker 4: and then I got a little bowl for the two
Speaker 4: dogs and where they were licking at out of the
Speaker 4: bowl and getting it on their note, it was very cute.
Speaker 5: Did you get a spoon or were you How do
Speaker 5: you treat your pets?
Speaker 4: There is a wealthy family in Sydney who are looking
Speaker 4: for an o pair, not for their children but for
Speaker 4: their dog. Tasks include brushing the dog twice a day
Speaker 4: and going for a walk on the beach. You're also
Speaker 4: welcome to use their hunter Belley home at any time.
Speaker 4: And I'm throwing the towel in.
Speaker 5: Feah can you apply it? I want to see if
Speaker 5: you get through the first one.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, see if we get an interview, I would
Speaker 3: love to see it.
Speaker 5: I'll be a reference.
Speaker 3: You chuck me down as well?
Speaker 4: What are you going to say?
Speaker 5: You want me on to lead that time we did
Speaker 5: doggy dat.
Speaker 4: I would just miss my dog. I'd say, oh, come
Speaker 4: and take that job. But can I bring my dogs to?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: You sound home?
Speaker 5: Maintenance? I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I've got my own dogs to pattern brush. Now I'll
Speaker 4: give the hot tip. They're not getting brushed twice a
Speaker 4: day like this dog.
Speaker 3: Let's get a Kathy, good morning. How do you treat
Speaker 3: your pet?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 3: I love this show thanks.
Speaker 12: To have a fourteen year old pug. He has coached
Speaker 12: chicken every night. He has an air purefire and nightlight.
Speaker 4: What's his name?
Speaker 11: His names Sammy and he.
Speaker 12: I've just had to buy the stroller, which he absolutely loves.
Speaker 12: He walked so far stop and then I've got to
Speaker 12: put in his stroller. And when I go away, I
Speaker 12: have to pack his food for him my relative.
Speaker 4: Because he's so old, he can't do the full walks
Speaker 4: that he used to, but he still wants to enjoy
Speaker 4: the greenery.
Speaker 5: And Kathy in Casey's listening, do you want to do
Speaker 5: the voice that you talk to him and give him
Speaker 5: a shout out?
Speaker 12: My little baby?
Speaker 5: What's his.
Speaker 11: Name?
Speaker 8: Sammy?
Speaker 3: Say? Kat? What do people do?
Speaker 13: What say?
Speaker 3: When they see you and Sammy and the drawer?
Speaker 12: I think they're just just yeah.
Speaker 4: Weird, But no, I don't think it's weird. I think
Speaker 4: I like it. You can't just shove a geriatric dog
Speaker 4: in the backyard and forget about it, like, let him leave,
Speaker 4: let him experience a trace. When I see people like that,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, that's so sweet. Why what do you
Speaker 4: want ing to do? Just sit in a dark room
Speaker 4: on its own and be sad because put him in.
Speaker 5: A basket, go for a ride on a bike. That
Speaker 5: looks more normal than pushing him.
Speaker 4: Some people prefer walking than bike riding. They put it
Speaker 4: in a pram. There's dog prams. It's not in a
Speaker 4: baby pram.
Speaker 5: No, I don't think she's down a baby bunting.
Speaker 4: No, there's specific dog prat. I like it.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 1: I meal prep for my dog, but I've never meal
Speaker 1: prepped for my thumb, I know.
Speaker 10: And he goes to daycare every week.
Speaker 4: So what's the us? What's the dog? Firstival? What's his name?
Speaker 11: Hendrix? And he's a kavoodle?
Speaker 1: Yes, and has like chicken, rice and vegetables.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how old?
Speaker 3: Here's three?
Speaker 5: Don't you just buy that strange looking meat?
Speaker 11: Longs?
Speaker 4: No supermarket, the single protein diet one's quite good SPD.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and doggy daycare as well.
Speaker 5: How much is that?
Speaker 1: I think it's about sixty five for a day.
Speaker 12: But they't give me much of cuddles and I'm at
Speaker 12: work photo don't they You.
Speaker 4: Know, Clint? Because Pep goes to doggy daycare? Did he
Speaker 4: got a diggity doggity daycare on street?
Speaker 5: Did you get a room at the Formula one for.
Speaker 4: My dogs used to go to they're a bit old now,
Speaker 4: but used to take them to the Pet's Hotel or
Speaker 4: down to Rothwell Run where they have their own rooms.
Speaker 4: They've got TVs, they've got heated floors and they can
Speaker 4: run outside. They got an indoor on an outdoor. It's
Speaker 4: actually far nicer than the living facility. They have a
Speaker 4: pool there. There's a pool for the dogs to go swimming.
Speaker 5: Of course there's a pool, Little da.
Speaker 4: Yeah, better than some hotels I've stayed here.
Speaker 3: We go trash, good morning.
Speaker 11: Hello, Hello, We love you guys. We love Lauren, We
Speaker 11: love Lauren, we love Jase, but we love Clint.
Speaker 4: Oh, Trish. When you say where you're talking about you
Speaker 4: and your chiuahua.
Speaker 11: Gin gin Yes, and my two boys jumped out of
Speaker 11: the carver said you're not putting me on the radio.
Speaker 11: So now they're walking to.
Speaker 4: Do you sound like the kind of dog owner that
Speaker 4: will happily do an impersonation of how you talk to you.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no no?
Speaker 5: Can you talk to Clint? How you talk to your
Speaker 5: dog to.
Speaker 4: Clint like he's a dog?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 11: Baby? What do you want to eat? Baby?
Speaker 3: Watch your little belly rubbed sketches.
Speaker 11: But you know what, guys, he doesn't like me at all.
Speaker 11: He loves my husband Gen. He only uses me. I
Speaker 11: love him so much, and I know he doesn't like.
Speaker 3: You talking about that dog, about dog.
Speaker 11: But we love remember me and Tyler from Nary Warren,
Speaker 11: We love you.
Speaker 4: Jin called you the hang on Frish. Did you call
Speaker 4: up to talk about the dogs? Did you just call
Speaker 4: to talk to Clint?
Speaker 11: Clint? We watch you on the news, mean Tyler from
Speaker 11: Nary Warren. We look at your Facebook page. We're not
Speaker 11: talking you.
Speaker 4: It sounds like I like it, keep going no no,
Speaker 4: And then Tyler loves you.
Speaker 11: She's thirteen. I'm fifty two. But I love you too, Clint.
Speaker 11: I watch you making dinner when when you're on the news.
Speaker 11: Absolutely love you tonight.
Speaker 4: Who do you like more? Triesh your chaa, Gin or Clint?
Speaker 11: I love Clint, but I love I do love Gin,
Speaker 11: but I know doesn't like me.
Speaker 4: Do you think Clint likes you?
Speaker 5: Clint and the dog are hanging off a cliff. Who
Speaker 5: do you say?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 13: Are you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 11: No, Gin has to say, but I kind of.
Speaker 9: Like grab both.
Speaker 3: I bet you, I bet you will.
Speaker 4: I love that you called for a dog topic just
Speaker 4: to talk about Clint doesn't.
Speaker 3: Ever like it. God, weekend today.
Speaker 5: I was going to say the news, but yeah, maybe
Speaker 5: weekend today. Well, Good morning Melbourne, work any Friday. Good
Speaker 5: morning to Haley, who's pulled an all nier.
Speaker 4: Oh morning, Haley, Hello, Hello, I will play. Did you
Speaker 4: do last night?
Speaker 3: She wasn't in the clubs?
Speaker 11: Yes, I work in intensive care, so I did as
Speaker 11: well last night.
Speaker 4: Oh, Hailey, you are doing God's work. Good on you.
Speaker 4: Nurses are amazing.
Speaker 5: Twelve hours in the I see, would just be intense.
Speaker 5: He must be exhausted at the end of that.
Speaker 11: Yes, yes.
Speaker 4: On top of that, you're a single mum with three kids. Yes,
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, gracious. Well, you know what you deserve
Speaker 4: the money. Let's see if we can win you some cash, Hailey.
Speaker 4: I would love to see some money go your way. Now,
Speaker 4: we've got three questions here for you. This is how
Speaker 4: this game works. There's a fifty dollars question, which is
Speaker 4: very simple. There's a five hundred dollar question, which is
Speaker 4: sort of medium, and then there is a difficult question,
Speaker 4: but it's worth five thousand dollars. It is one simple question.
Speaker 4: You give us one answer, and the money is yours.
Speaker 4: Which question would you like? Oh?
Speaker 11: Definitely the five thousand.
Speaker 3: Let's go five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Oh, I hope you win. I hope I've got everything.
Speaker 4: Cross now, Hayley, you'll hear a question. You'll hear a
Speaker 4: three to two one countdown. Have a guess if you
Speaker 4: don't know, okay it kids.
Speaker 3: Ages are between fourteen and nineteen.
Speaker 5: This is gettible.
Speaker 4: I think it's Oh, I hope it is.
Speaker 12: Okay.
Speaker 4: I think it's gettable. I didn't know it though.
Speaker 5: Okay for five thousand dollars, Remember you need to answer
Speaker 5: before the buzz are.
Speaker 3: Who is the author of Hunger Games?
Speaker 6: Three two one.
Speaker 4: Was released in two thousands. Oh, there's five book, four movies.
Speaker 4: I read it. I know the name Susan Collins ring
Speaker 4: a bell.
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, yes, Oh.
Speaker 12: That's okay, Yeah, yes, that's okay.
Speaker 4: You know what. I'm not letting you go home empty
Speaker 4: handed because you are awesome I'm going to give you
Speaker 4: sort of one of everything. What about VIP tickets to
Speaker 4: Melbourne Fashion Festival. It's astray as largest fashion event. PayPal
Speaker 4: Melbourn Fashion Festival, it's back from the twenty second of February.
Speaker 4: Let's also give you a two hundred dollars Cogan voucher,
Speaker 4: and why not give you an Upstate Gym membership as well.
Speaker 4: Prete much Gym membership with Matt boxing available, you.
Speaker 5: Can join out upstatestudios dot com dot au. You don't
Speaker 5: have to do that because membership come in your way.
Speaker 3: Hailey, that's amazing.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Superman night Shift Home to three kids.
Speaker 3: Absolutely in the ICU.
Speaker 4: Haley, You've got the weekend off, it says here you
Speaker 4: rarely get weekends off. It's going to be beautiful weather,
Speaker 4: Go and enjoy.
Speaker 5: Absolutely. It's just gone fourteen past eight. The man behind
Speaker 5: our entry for Eurovision g Joe, going to join us
Speaker 5: in the next ten but coming up next, long.
Speaker 4: Coming up next, guys. Something's been a bit off in
Speaker 4: here this week. Oh God, like very one of us
Speaker 4: very off. Something is going on and there is an
Speaker 4: investigation happening.
Speaker 3: Have a little sit for me.
Speaker 5: I need you to.
Speaker 3: It doesn't taste right today.
Speaker 5: Someone's your coffee, alright, mine's only people.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with it?
Speaker 4: Oh no, there's been an issue with our coffee. Have
Speaker 4: you been And I've got to the bottom of it.
Speaker 5: Have you been michrodosing?
Speaker 3: Are you spiking our drinks?
Speaker 4: Nobody? No, But I found out what's happened because there's
Speaker 4: been a real carry onnauseous, it's been a real carry
Speaker 4: on this.
Speaker 5: I want to put myself this morning.
Speaker 3: I feel violent.
Speaker 5: Something's happened is over one hundred. You're on the air
Speaker 5: with Jason Lauren could be for the final time. Clint's
Speaker 5: here as well. We're doing it thanks to shell Ready Express,
Speaker 5: the one place I will now be going to get
Speaker 5: my coffee.
Speaker 3: All I wanted was it.
Speaker 4: So there's been a bit of carry on in here,
Speaker 4: right because one thing we love, it's a rare luxury
Speaker 4: at four thirty in the morning, is your morning coffee.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and our daily coffee. And I've been having
Speaker 4: long blacks because I've gone off milk and I've gone
Speaker 4: off arm and milk. I've just been straight on the
Speaker 4: long blacks for the month.
Speaker 5: Shout out to George Missus, Alex and co oh, we're
Speaker 5: doing shoutouts. Well, just he's open from four point thirty
Speaker 5: shout out of my own yeah.
Speaker 4: And the paper shop deli cross any Way, you two
Speaker 4: have been carrying on like pork chops this week. Here's
Speaker 4: some audio, and carry on from you today.
Speaker 3: Have a listen. Yesterday, at approximately seven eighteen am, Clint
Speaker 3: noticed and abnormality with his coffee.
Speaker 8: This is the story.
Speaker 3: I have a little sit for me. I need you
Speaker 3: to It doesn't taste right. I think it tastes weird.
Speaker 4: I think almonds are then that's just normal milk.
Speaker 3: Okay, I just don't like it. So the tastes like
Speaker 3: fea is.
Speaker 2: Is your coffee?
Speaker 11: Alright?
Speaker 5: One's only pick what's wrong with it?
Speaker 3: That's what's it?
Speaker 10: That's much better?
Speaker 13: Whose much better?
Speaker 3: Did you go back down what you say?
Speaker 4: Because he was complaining about his coffee.
Speaker 3: It just tastes funky.
Speaker 5: It smells weird.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon? It's not on?
Speaker 13: Is it?
Speaker 5: It's very milky?
Speaker 3: I think they forgot the coffee.
Speaker 13: At seven twenty one, Clinton and Jase were given replacement coffees.
Speaker 3: That's much better, guys, much better.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no.
Speaker 3: No, no, that's not good.
Speaker 2: My first.
Speaker 3: What do you need to go back and tell him?
Speaker 3: I want to like person.
Speaker 5: I love the best one.
Speaker 3: The first one's empty is good.
Speaker 4: This is horrible to carry on.
Speaker 5: So I pulled out Clinton and I didn't say you
Speaker 5: need to march down there and get us new coffee.
Speaker 3: I mean we were happy to drink them.
Speaker 4: No, no, no no. And that was just recording from
Speaker 4: one day. But all week you've carrying on. What do
Speaker 4: you think has been happening?
Speaker 2: Because I've worked, I've starting with me. I've been sort
Speaker 2: of switching milks a bit. It's not camel milk, is it.
Speaker 2: Remember we're giving you about how many camels you even milk?
Speaker 4: So the other day on the show, we were talking
Speaker 4: about this a little camel milk big for people who
Speaker 4: are allergic staring.
Speaker 5: How long to take you to milk the camel?
Speaker 4: It was quite an experience, camel milk ice cream. Try
Speaker 4: it for yourself, right, I'm not sure where you get it?
Speaker 3: You crazy woman? What are you doing? You're sick in
Speaker 3: the head. You are sick in the head.
Speaker 4: What didn't know anything about it? No?
Speaker 3: You did. Look, you're one of the little you milk
Speaker 3: the camel, You're the one. How do you find time
Speaker 3: to milk the camel.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't milk the camel and put.
Speaker 3: It in your fresh camel milk in the car park,
Speaker 3: ready to go.
Speaker 4: So how have you been enjoying your camel milk lattes
Speaker 4: alway much?
Speaker 5: I knew there was a different animal in my mouth.
Speaker 4: Yes, producers, so many different types of Milkmouthay, so your
Speaker 4: first piccolo yesterday was delicious and you really didn't like
Speaker 4: the second one. Well, the first one was the milk
Speaker 4: from a camel boy and a few days ago you
Speaker 4: had a camel milk and you didn't say anything. Both
Speaker 4: of you both drunk it, and then by day two
Speaker 4: you were like, hanging.
Speaker 3: Can't put it's twive putting things in people.
Speaker 4: I didn't. Did you ever see me go and get
Speaker 4: the coffees? I had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 5: You're the mastermind, So what about what about me?
Speaker 3: Was I enjoying the camel milk? You'll take anything, Clinta.
Speaker 4: You kind of weren't sure of it at first, and
Speaker 4: then you change from almond milk to normal milk, but
Speaker 4: it still didn't seem right. So do you think we
Speaker 4: should get a pet camel? You can't do that's it
Speaker 4: wasn't me. I didn't know until you guys started carrying.
Speaker 3: That's microdoc and not the fun kind. What else do
Speaker 3: they do? What do the camels?
Speaker 4: Theah, you can do it, and you can do ice cream?
Speaker 4: Job to get you some camel I deliver. I might
Speaker 4: call the scener and see if they can put it
Speaker 4: in your nightly treat. So you guys are not keen
Speaker 4: on camel milk.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: I haven't been milking the camel myself, but I did
Speaker 4: milk a camel on Weekend Today Show once, which is
Speaker 4: where we found out you could get camel milk. I
Speaker 4: don't know where they got it. Where'd you guys get
Speaker 4: the camel milk?
Speaker 13: Health food shop?
Speaker 2: It's very good, and I blamed the good people at
Speaker 2: the cafe you did.
Speaker 4: You were very quick to point the finger at.
Speaker 2: I apologize it was gen ZIELI guys, do.
Speaker 4: You have anything to say to the boys.
Speaker 5: I can't do that. You know what this is war?
Speaker 5: It's game on.
Speaker 4: Did you take it out on gen z not me?
Speaker 4: I don't realize yesterday.
Speaker 3: The doctor because I had the trots.
Speaker 4: That was long before you heard the camel.
Speaker 3: Mister stataweare we'll get your results back.
Speaker 5: Have you been camel in your life?
Speaker 3: Jason Lawrence Bloods.
Speaker 5: Working man in Melbourne and happy for Friday. Very special
Speaker 5: lights on sing.
Speaker 4: Along, A very special lights on sing a Long Song.
Speaker 2: I'm claiming it because at the morning meeting on when
Speaker 2: was it Tuesday, you guys rolled your eyes.
Speaker 4: No we didn't, Yes you did, you did?
Speaker 3: Absolutely did.
Speaker 4: I did it?
Speaker 3: I said Eurovision.
Speaker 4: I did, and then I heard the song and I
Speaker 4: was like, I love Eurovision.
Speaker 5: So here's the goat lights on sing along is where
Speaker 5: we pick an absolute banger on a Friday morning. We
Speaker 5: get you to engage you headlights not yet, young melbourn Yeah,
Speaker 5: and it's your way of showing other motorists. I'm singing
Speaker 5: out loud to this.
Speaker 3: Banger and I love it.
Speaker 4: Turn your headlights on and sing along. I'm excited.
Speaker 5: We are going to talk to the man behind today's
Speaker 5: lights on sing a Long Song.
Speaker 4: It is the Eurovision entry for Australia. We've been singing
Speaker 4: it all week. In fact, not only us, we've had
Speaker 4: the Prime Minister singing it without everybody singing.
Speaker 3: Having witnessed the effect it has on young people as well.
Speaker 3: My nephews. Lea was doing the worm.
Speaker 4: He looked in the room he went real like milkshaking.
Speaker 4: You know what. And I've seen Gojo this morning and
Speaker 4: if milkshakes get me muscles like that shakes too.
Speaker 3: Well, Gojo toast free ones.
Speaker 5: Gojo is going to join us on the other side
Speaker 5: of this, I give you the Australian entrant for the
Speaker 5: twenty twenty five Eurovision.
Speaker 4: Turn your head lights on Melbourne and sing along.
Speaker 5: It's the milkshake Man, the milkshake Man and headlights.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Our next guest is representing Australia in this year's Eurovision
Speaker 2: and he's entered one.
Speaker 3: Hell of a song for it. You want to Chase
Speaker 3: from Milk. It's good. Anything got an endorsement from the
Speaker 3: Prime Minister.
Speaker 4: It's great, isn't it?
Speaker 3: A lunch? And next stuff, Please welcome to the show,
Speaker 3: go Joe.
Speaker 13: He goodness, we said at the same time.
Speaker 3: Can we start by saying, you say, sweet sweet? I
Speaker 3: say yeah, I was enthusiastic, sweet sweet, you say ye
Speaker 3: gave me.
Speaker 4: The professional.
Speaker 12: How are you?
Speaker 13: Oh great? I'm so so excited and so honored to
Speaker 13: be representing our country. It's literally not I feel like
Speaker 13: the Prime Minister myself.
Speaker 4: Well, you have brought new life to Eurovision. I mean
Speaker 4: even the Prime Minister is in here yesterday saying so
Speaker 4: sweet sweet and yum yng.
Speaker 5: I've got the audio. Take a listen to Elbow reviewing
Speaker 5: the song.
Speaker 4: Do you think we'll be taken seriously as a country
Speaker 4: with that entrant?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 13: Your Vision's about fun.
Speaker 3: I think that will be a huge success. It's a banger, Albow.
Speaker 3: When I say sweet sweet, you say yum. Yeah?
Speaker 5: Is that sweet?
Speaker 13: I saw that video last night. I heard you. Guys
Speaker 13: wanted to keep it a secret from it, but it
Speaker 13: did not work.
Speaker 4: He loves it. We love it. It is a banger
Speaker 4: and it actually brings so much joy to my life
Speaker 4: that song.
Speaker 13: Love that.
Speaker 5: How do you get picked to be the representative for Eurovision?
Speaker 13: Well, so I had a bunch of interviews with SBS
Speaker 13: and then they bring me in one day and they
Speaker 13: were like, ask me a few questions and then at
Speaker 13: the end they were like, how does it feel to
Speaker 13: be representing Australia this year's Eurovision? And I literally stood up.
Speaker 13: I was like, where's the cameras?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 13: So you go to them with the song, what's that
Speaker 13: you go to them with the song. Yeah that No,
Speaker 13: they hadn't heard that. They hadn't heard the song. It
Speaker 13: was a I wrote the song around the competition. It
Speaker 13: was It was actually a concept that I've wanted to
Speaker 13: use for a very long time, and as soon as
Speaker 13: I found out I was doing euro Vision, I was like,
Speaker 13: this is perfect.
Speaker 4: So you wrote this song specifically for your vision. I
Speaker 4: was going to say, this has been out for a while.
Speaker 4: Where has it been buried my whole life? Because it's
Speaker 4: the tune I've heard in a long time.
Speaker 13: Oh I love that. Yeah, it's no, it's been out
Speaker 13: for well. I found this out as well. I was
Speaker 13: technically the representative as of three months ago.
Speaker 4: Oh you didn't know.
Speaker 5: No, I knew.
Speaker 13: I knew three months ago, but no one else knew.
Speaker 4: It.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that was the hardest thing. I literally used the
Speaker 13: analogy of eating all the candy in a candy store
Speaker 13: and then being tied down immediately.
Speaker 2: So already Europe is critiquing the song your eighth in
Speaker 2: betting already, which is which is pretty decent to take
Speaker 2: out the whole buddy thing.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's I think that's awesome. And the great thing
Speaker 13: about all that is, you know, like it can move
Speaker 13: so quickly as well, and you know, the social media
Speaker 13: aspect is very important, and yeah, just just pushing the
Speaker 13: song as much as possible.
Speaker 4: Have you thought about having a milkshake rave because I've
Speaker 4: seen these things that are happening in Sydney and they're
Speaker 4: like sober raves in the morning where people getting their
Speaker 4: smoothies in their coffees and doing raves. I think we
Speaker 4: should host a milkshake rave.
Speaker 13: I had an email about this this morning. I've been
Speaker 13: getting almost random emails just coming from like like all
Speaker 13: places of the world, and it was about a milk
Speaker 13: It was something about like a milkshake party, and it was.
Speaker 5: Just like it's all so people were just Yeah, I've seen.
Speaker 4: Them in Bondi and people having their morning smoothies and
Speaker 4: their coffee and they're all dancing around.
Speaker 13: There was a video that I saw online as well
Speaker 13: as someone had poured a whole milk shake all over themselves.
Speaker 13: Was just like dancing in McDonald's and then they slipped
Speaker 13: on the.
Speaker 4: Milksha If it was a McDonald's it would have been
Speaker 4: a big shake.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: What's about you get your own spin off at macas
Speaker 3: you know the grimmer shake.
Speaker 5: That'll be the jojo shak go sha.
Speaker 13: We're working on it. Work.
Speaker 3: I went around and.
Speaker 5: Went down a real gojo rabbit hole the other day.
Speaker 5: This song you bought out only a couple of years ago.
Speaker 5: How many streams it up? Too long?
Speaker 4: He's got fifty four million or something?
Speaker 13: Really, that's that song. Very grateful for that song in
Speaker 13: a in a lot of ways.
Speaker 4: Go Jo, When do you go to your When is Eurovision?
Speaker 4: When does this all happen?
Speaker 13: It happens in May?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 13: Yeah, where is it in mid May? Yeah? In Barzil
Speaker 13: and Switzerland?
Speaker 4: We should go, we must go. I want I want
Speaker 4: to wear milkshake merch. I want to get muscles like yours.
Speaker 5: Is going to.
Speaker 4: Protein shakes?
Speaker 13: Surely No, it's actually just from eating your vegetables.
Speaker 3: Are you going to go sleeveless to basil?
Speaker 4: You should? I should, hope, so, you definitely should.
Speaker 13: And that type of person that needs I like need
Speaker 13: sleep for my voice to not sound like Vin Diesel
Speaker 13: after punch in like thirty cigarette?
Speaker 4: Are you a Are you a milkman or an almond
Speaker 4: milkman or a camel milkman? Dare I ask?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 13: I mean I'm a variety of milks I find. I'll
Speaker 13: when I grow growing up, I'd always have like full
Speaker 13: cream milk, but i'd have it straight out of the teat.
Speaker 4: What do you mean did you have cows?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 13: No, we had friends that were farmers. And then you know,
Speaker 13: we're just just go and have a.
Speaker 3: Hoon on the teeth.
Speaker 5: They just find you in the paddic when you're thirsty.
Speaker 13: No, I can't wait to see the headline.
Speaker 4: But no, we actually have to explain.
Speaker 3: Now we just looked at the site we've dropped.
Speaker 4: What are they doing in Australia? So you had a
Speaker 4: friend with a cow who would watch milk? Would milk
Speaker 4: the cow? What did you milk the cow yourself? No?
Speaker 13: Okay, all right, I'm so glad to get my story straight.
Speaker 13: It was milked into a jar glass. I would proceed
Speaker 13: to drink the glass jar.
Speaker 5: Remember, we'll take you down to the Collingwood Farm.
Speaker 13: Australia already.
Speaker 4: Well, I was picturing you lying in a field somewhere.
Speaker 5: I bet you were.
Speaker 3: To hang on.
Speaker 4: To be honest, I haven't been all that interested in
Speaker 4: Eurovision until this year. And so do we vote? How
Speaker 4: does it work? Who votes? How do we how do
Speaker 4: we make you win star of the whole thing.
Speaker 13: Yeah. So Australia, you can't actually vote for your own country.
Speaker 13: So it's all about going into your phone contacts and
Speaker 13: being like, yeah, they live in England.
Speaker 4: We need to start a milkshake camp.
Speaker 2: But different different countries vote other countries like voting blocking blos.
Speaker 4: So we need to vote for the bad ones so
Speaker 4: that they take votes off. Yeah, it's a whole Have
Speaker 4: you heard any of the other songs.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I've heard a few of them.
Speaker 5: Any good.
Speaker 13: Yeah, there's there's a few that are really good. Actually,
Speaker 13: I think it's like you know, and I have been
Speaker 13: seeing the comments of like everyone saying, you know, the
Speaker 13: sixty ninth Eurovision living up to its name, and I
Speaker 13: do agree.
Speaker 3: Well, Gojo is entry for Eurovision.
Speaker 4: Behind him with this friend Burger.
Speaker 7: I say, sweet sweet, you see young young sweet sweet?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sweet yea. I love you well, massively love you.
Speaker 3: We're getting right behind you. We'll keep following over the Europe. Yep,
Speaker 3: I'll be good.
Speaker 4: Back to the field.
Speaker 5: Go hit a cow. I have a good weekend.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm gonna go get some milk. I'll see you guys.
Speaker 5: Nice guy, go Joe joining us on the air this morning,
Speaker 5: we are bringing back one of our favorite segments, Describe
Speaker 5: your partner as a meal. We've had some good ones
Speaker 5: in the past.
Speaker 6: I'm describing my partner as a hot dog because he's
Speaker 6: hot and he's got a big job. So am I
Speaker 6: on again, Up again, partner. I guess he's an ultimate
Speaker 6: burger box. You're excited sim and you enjoy it when
Speaker 6: it's there, but at the end of the day, you
Speaker 6: know he's probably not very good for you.
Speaker 5: We're playing in the office yesterday. We're describing each other.
Speaker 4: I'll describe your colleague as a meal. You describe it.
Speaker 11: We did.
Speaker 3: Producerges we called him like Lambshanks because he's.
Speaker 5: Like hearty and everyone who loves him.
Speaker 4: That's nice.
Speaker 5: Gen Z we described as a variety cereal box. You
Speaker 5: know there's little boxes because.
Speaker 4: You never know which one you're going to get. That's
Speaker 4: always good.
Speaker 5: Executive producer Brady we called a dirty burrito from the
Speaker 5: survey you on the.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our name?
Speaker 4: Love you your big dirty burrito?
Speaker 5: Yeah? On a Saturday morning before I am thirteen twenty
Speaker 5: four ten. Describe your partner as a meal. We'll take
Speaker 5: your calls next on over in describe your partner as
Speaker 5: a meal? I always laugh when I will pass the
Speaker 5: vietname shop see the rice paper rolls?
Speaker 4: Do you think of me? I do because my darling
Speaker 4: fiance Paul said I was rice paper roll Yeah.
Speaker 3: But if you get a bit of HOI hang on
Speaker 3: can be delightful.
Speaker 4: What did he say? It looks like it's good for you,
Speaker 4: but it's actually quite disappointed. I'm very good for him.
Speaker 4: I've changed his life, have you now?
Speaker 3: Yes? How so well?
Speaker 4: I've made it much better.
Speaker 5: Well. And if he could get out of those cable
Speaker 5: ties of home and ring and support that, I'm sure
Speaker 5: he would.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Gemma.
Speaker 4: It gives give spend morning Jim.
Speaker 6: Good morning guys.
Speaker 5: How are you happy Friday?
Speaker 8: You too?
Speaker 5: Not at the moment.
Speaker 4: Actually, oh well, let's see if you're hungry when you
Speaker 4: get home. How would you describe your partner as a meal?
Speaker 10: Pringles?
Speaker 11: Because once you Poppy can't stop.
Speaker 4: She's not hungry now, Hobby, She'll be home later, don't
Speaker 4: I don't mind a Pringle sour cream and chives. My
Speaker 4: hands got fatteral that tin skinner.
Speaker 3: Your tins pour out the Pringles. You can't get your
Speaker 3: little hand in there any mind.
Speaker 5: You there, I'm to call the fiber gad to get
Speaker 5: the jaws alife get.
Speaker 4: Yes, mel In Keyesbro, good morning, Hello mel.
Speaker 12: Hello.
Speaker 4: Can you describe your partner as a meal for us?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 1: Ten, it's a big empty plate because I'm a single.
Speaker 3: Well you can still snack? Can still? You know?
Speaker 12: Mel?
Speaker 4: What do you like a snack? I do like, yeah,
Speaker 4: what are your delicious snacks around Melbourne at the moment?
Speaker 5: Ahage, I think I know why Mel is single.
Speaker 3: Emily welcome to describe you.
Speaker 4: Know what else is available at already?
Speaker 3: Male is very hungry, Emily, can you describe.
Speaker 4: God you're boring sometimes.
Speaker 5: Jason, describe your partners and meal?
Speaker 1: Well, you know the couple of the previous callers that
Speaker 1: they've gone sort of something romantic or it's the first
Speaker 1: word that came to my mind was like awful or
Speaker 1: hag it?
Speaker 4: Oh why.
Speaker 1: I know I kind of feel a bit terrible now.
Speaker 1: Well I've recently separated and he's like all the pits
Speaker 1: that you just don't want.
Speaker 4: It's like sausage meat. Well done, Emily, get rid of
Speaker 4: him in the bin with you in doorrain.
Speaker 5: Not that we're picking sides. Describe your partner as a.
Speaker 11: Meal, I'd say, he's like a mushroom. I'll keep him
Speaker 11: in the dark, feed him s h I t because
Speaker 11: he doesn't listen to a word I say.
Speaker 8: Anyway, those mushrooms can can be when you have.
Speaker 3: A little know what.
Speaker 4: They would be magic at times, sometimes when he's lost
Speaker 4: in the dark. Bit of magic.
Speaker 3: Remember mushroom Gate, That real thing, wasn't it. They weren't fun, No,
Speaker 3: they were not. They weren't bad for the stomach, Yes.
Speaker 4: Very was that was it? Mushroom milkshake?
Speaker 3: No, it was a you're thinking a mushy. It was
Speaker 3: a beef Wellington.
Speaker 8: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 4: Was there a mushroom drinks that were bad too?
Speaker 5: No, there's the mushroom shake and you go bad on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never had a mushroom shake, haven't you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 11: Nora?
Speaker 8: I no, Tyler?
Speaker 7: Nice?
Speaker 5: Is Tommy you?
Speaker 3: Good morning Melbourne. This is an over one hundred. We
Speaker 3: are on the air.
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Speaker 5: fuel or lunch on the go.
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Speaker 3: Hey, guys, thank you for being We aren't getting out.
Speaker 4: Of here we are. Have a beautiful Friday, Melbourne. It
Speaker 4: is the technically the last day of summer, being the
Speaker 4: twenty eighth of February. It's a beautiful day. Go and
Speaker 4: enjoy it. It is the last day for feb Fast
Speaker 4: as well done.
Speaker 8: If you're on the home.
Speaker 4: Stretch, look out for Lauren tonight well tomorrow midnight. Actually
Speaker 4: I might be in a club can I'm thoroughly.
Speaker 2: Enjoy real quick shout out go for it to our
Speaker 2: friend SHANEA blaze Now.
Speaker 4: Last night Clinton, I went to see her show at
Speaker 4: the malt House Tular. It's a one woman show for
Speaker 4: an hour and she breaks into songs.
Speaker 8: She s talks about her live on tonight.
Speaker 4: Yes, there's probably still some tickets available. There was this morning.
Speaker 3: We loved it, didn't we enjoyed?
Speaker 4: It's an old house theater. If we weren't doing people
Speaker 4: in the crowd, Kate Sobrano was there and I.
Speaker 3: Spotted the Geelong coach Chris Scott made the track.
Speaker 4: Who else did we see there? Neil Whittaker from and
Speaker 4: the lady who buys all the blockhouses.
Speaker 3: She wasn't name the star stud Nicole.
Speaker 5: That's the one.
Speaker 4: Bit starstruck that's the lady who buys all the houses
Speaker 4: for the rich people.
Speaker 3: Nicole Spotted and SHANEA Blaze the lady who buys all
Speaker 3: the house some.
Speaker 4: Of her originals, but it's also some covers of some
Speaker 4: songs you will know. And did we sing along?
Speaker 11: Clip?
Speaker 3: Did we?
Speaker 4: Did we sing along? In all seriousness? Well done, Shana,
Speaker 4: Like good on you. You said you were going to
Speaker 4: do it, you went and did it. To do a
Speaker 4: one man show is no.
Speaker 5: Mean to the people that would have been sitting in
Speaker 5: front of you copying it. Aful well, and.
Speaker 4: His friend or whoever he was with was clapping along
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 3: Heavily moisture.
Speaker 4: He looks like he smells delicious. He didn't get close
Speaker 4: enough to get a whip so, but I think he
Speaker 4: would smell like amazing.
Speaker 3: I love great weekend glasses.
Speaker 4: Very trendy Monday. Jason Lauren Jason Lauren, Wake Up Feeling Good.
Speaker 4: Number one hundred Lauren on Socials