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Speaker 1: want to drag the mood down too low here because

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Speaker 1: I know that we're a classy type of show here.

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Speaker 1: And if you're talking about fitting weep with Kay Richie.

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Speaker 1: On social media, use the hashtag smart funny. What's happened

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Speaker 1: smart funny?

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Speaker 2: It's not, but I don't think that. I've seen plenty

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Speaker 2: of other hashtags. I mean about us as individuals and

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Speaker 2: as a group.

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Speaker 1: It's really different. We'll get them off here. It took

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Speaker 1: me ages to come up with. It hasn't taken off, unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: get me off. So anyway, I got home Esa, the

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Speaker 1: door was a jar. Like I said, someone was in

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Speaker 1: the house. I didn't know who it was or just

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Speaker 1: open or just a jar, just slightly open.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And were you expecting there to be an empty house?

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Speaker 1: I was expecting Lisa to be home. Lisa then came

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Speaker 1: running towards me and said, I've got to go. She

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Speaker 1: was late for she was late for an event. So

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Speaker 1: she ran out the door and I was left. I

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Speaker 1: walked inside. There's a bloke by the name of Steve

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Speaker 1: who would come around to fix the oven because it

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Speaker 1: was I'm working, Steve, Are you mate, I said, Steve.

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Speaker 1: He goes, oh, I'm not bad. We're getting there. We're

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Speaker 1: getting there. I said, can you fix it, Steve? And

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Speaker 1: he said, yeah, I think I can. I said, right,

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Speaker 1: would you need anything from me? Do you want a

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Speaker 1: glass of water, Steve? Or you're on a music bar

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Speaker 1: or anything? Mate? And he said, ah, fine, mate, fine

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Speaker 1: or good? Just leave me here. I said, okay, will

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Speaker 1: you do your thing? And I'm just going to go

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Speaker 1: and sit in the front room and do a little

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Speaker 1: bit of work. All right, but yell out if you

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Speaker 1: need anything.

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Speaker 2: Which was a lie. I'm guessing you were just you

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Speaker 2: did that.

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Speaker 3: Do you want a.

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Speaker 1: Glass of water?

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Speaker 2: And all that all. I'm a really good guy, the

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Speaker 2: guy from the radio. But all you wanted to do

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Speaker 2: was going to have a sit down.

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Speaker 1: That's not true, he is. I then fell asleep at

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Speaker 1: my laptop. Anyway, Then I heard this yelling Ohm. I

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Speaker 1: I I yeah, oh god, stay mate, noe st Yes, Steve, Hey, buddy,

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Speaker 1: do you mind if I use your bathroom? Of course,

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Speaker 1: Steve's just there, mate. You don't need to ask me

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Speaker 1: help yourself anyway.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think it's nice that he asks you some

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Speaker 2: traders just go in there.

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Speaker 1: And it was really nice that he asked. What Steve

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Speaker 1: did to our bathroom? Was like nothing I've ever come

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Speaker 1: across or experience. It was was there evidence after a

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Speaker 1: noble scale.

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Speaker 2: You have three children, to imagine what they've done.

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Speaker 1: The pot kill They kill it all the time. But

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Speaker 1: not only did I realize when I when I wandered

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Speaker 1: off and Steve went into the bathroom, and I can't well,

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Speaker 1: no doubt he's doing a quick wi Steve was in

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Speaker 1: there for a solid ten to fifteen, and I thought,

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Speaker 1: what sort of murderous behavior is going on?

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Speaker 2: Well, maybe he was catching up on emat that.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, not on the job. Not on

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Speaker 1: the job. What is the etiquette for that? For it?

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Speaker 1: What's the tradey's etiquette? Thirteen, twenty fourteen. It's a great question,

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Speaker 1: fits because I said to Lisa, like, he shut the

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Speaker 1: door right so when he'd finished the doll. That's good

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Speaker 1: because if he left the door worse.

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Speaker 2: To trying to continue the conversation with his mate in

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Speaker 2: the front room. I think you might get a couple

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Speaker 2: of things on the oven might have to get fixed.

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Speaker 1: Or Steve's the door. Steve so Steve had shut the door,

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Speaker 1: but it.

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Speaker 2: Was flicked a fan.

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Speaker 1: We don't have a fan in there to use this

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Speaker 1: bathroom too much. It's a room, its outer room, it's

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Speaker 1: the downstairs. It's no one really, every toilet should have it.

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Speaker 2: Every bathroom should have some kinds, usually an internal.

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Speaker 1: No, it's the fifteenth fifteenth powder room. So I just assumed,

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Speaker 1: because it was such a small off the kitchen type room,

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Speaker 1: that Steve was just doing it. Are we right, he's

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Speaker 1: just doing a number ones?

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Speaker 2: Do you have someone? Do you have a toilet off the.

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Speaker 1: Kitchen, Yeah, near the laundry. You've been to that toilet? Oh,

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Speaker 1: that one.

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Speaker 2: It's not when you say off the kitchen, it's not.

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Speaker 2: You know, sometimes people do have an actual toilet where

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Speaker 2: the door opens into.

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Speaker 1: The butler's pantry.

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Speaker 2: Not yeah, like it's almost so so close, so close

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Speaker 2: yours isn't right.

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Speaker 1: So by the time Steve had finished fixing the oven,

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Speaker 1: and by fixing the oven, I actually mean fixed in

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Speaker 1: the oven, not removing his oven, it was sort of

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Speaker 1: half an hour later. So then I signed off on

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Speaker 1: things and Steve got any thanks very much, glad it's working.

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Speaker 1: See you later. The door remained closed. I just wasn't

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Speaker 1: brave enough to go anywhere near it. God, yeah, let

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Speaker 1: it settle for a bit at least, and I can't

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Speaker 1: escape anywhere exactly right. Three hours later, I thought, you

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Speaker 1: know what, I'll just swing the door open for the

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Speaker 1: sake that we need to get some ventilation. There needs

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Speaker 1: to be something outside of Steve's stench entered that small area.

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Speaker 2: Did you do it with the broom handle or something

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Speaker 2: at a distance?

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Speaker 1: It was Steve's finest Ah come so he had a

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Speaker 1: Tommy a well that Steve. Steve was there at one

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Speaker 1: am hearing something in that oven? Was he? By the

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Speaker 1: time we sat down for dinner at five point thirty,

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Speaker 1: Steve's work was still carrying. The roast was ready. Yet

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Speaker 1: you're putting a little bit next from Miami other hazardous

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Speaker 1: disaster to start the zone that he's left us with.

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Speaker 2: Give me, I'm just gonna say this, Hey, you cannot

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Speaker 2: pooh in someone else's house.

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Speaker 1: Not like this, Not like this. And Steve, if Steve's

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Speaker 1: on the way to a job, right when you say

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Speaker 1: jobs on the way to fix it open right? Yep?

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Speaker 1: You must have an idea. The tanks almost full, Steve,

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Speaker 1: so drop into a McDonald's drop into a servo, drop

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Speaker 1: into a park happened somewhere McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: No, absolutely, you do it Donald's toilet. Don't do it

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Speaker 3: at Whipper's house. And also I drop it off Steve

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Speaker 3: grown men. I have a feeling, even if not just

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Speaker 3: on that date. Does he know one o'clock is poor clock?

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Speaker 2: He he men like that who have jobs like that.

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Speaker 2: And I'm generalizing here, and maybe all the men in

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Speaker 2: this room as well. You know when poor clock is

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Speaker 2: every day.

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Speaker 1: By Tommy five in the morning, tom Ivey goes missing,

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Speaker 1: but you don't. You just said you don't even use

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Speaker 1: that toilet, so let Steve have it. No, we use

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Speaker 1: it for number one. You said you don't use the

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Speaker 1: number ones. I said, we use it, but no one

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Speaker 1: posing it because it's so accessible to the living. Steve,

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Speaker 1: does it know the rules of the house. Steve should

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Speaker 1: have said to me, do you have another bathroom?

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Speaker 2: Do you have an outside toilet?

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Speaker 1: Did you have something a little bit distant from where

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Speaker 1: I'm working right now around where you prepare your food

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Speaker 1: at all? And I would have said, scuba head downstairs, mate,

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Speaker 1: and go for your life.

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Speaker 2: There's an ampole five hundred.

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Speaker 1: We just got a text from Steve here as well.

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Speaker 1: He said, you put an extra one hundred bucks on

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Speaker 1: the on the bill tours toilet Steve, can you recommend

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