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Speaker 1: You got Jason Lauren Clint here as well. And so

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Speaker 1: is this.

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Speaker 2: Man introducing our next guest.

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Speaker 3: He's an Australian comedian, a regular guest on have you

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Speaker 3: been paying attention?

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Speaker 4: And half of the hosting panel of Channel tens The

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Speaker 4: Cheap Seats.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, it's just chlamydia. You've made that call before.

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Speaker 3: Please welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: McDonald alway, good morning.

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Speaker 2: Do your self check guys.

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Speaker 4: That is the message after that grab quinc Yes, it

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Speaker 4: can happen to anyone.

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Speaker 6: I can.

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Speaker 1: Well, you just spend a few days in ballet I have.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, probably come back with a variety of things.

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Speaker 7: Well, you're not sure, you're not feeling very well today.

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Speaker 7: Maybe you've picked up Speaking of Barley Belly, you want

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Speaker 7: to hear that.

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Speaker 4: After I've shaken Clint, big hug, Thank you guys, appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Well The Cheap Seats Tuesday Night eight forty.

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Speaker 5: Barlei Belly going through the Cheap Seats team as well.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is this is the thing.

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Speaker 4: We had a grab of me and Mel, my co

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Speaker 4: host this morning and we've just got the text that

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Speaker 4: Mel's got a bit of a stomach bug and we're

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Speaker 4: not sure yet if she'll be on the show.

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Speaker 5: What happens if one of you are sick?

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Speaker 4: So what happens is we go into a locked sort

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Speaker 4: of ballot ballot at the top of channel ten, and

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Speaker 4: there'll be black smoke. And then when we have got

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Speaker 4: a new co host.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I will sit point out when.

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Speaker 5: One of us is sick, we just don't even notice

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Speaker 5: they're not.

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Speaker 4: After he told us, do you want to start listening

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Speaker 4: to the show, and you couldn't tell if one of

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Speaker 4: you didn't rock up.

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Speaker 8: What I also love is after Tim told us she

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Speaker 8: was sick, the next thing out of his mouth was

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Speaker 8: obviously on the edy'll say, we're all on board and

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Speaker 8: she's feeling.

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Speaker 2: Fine, so we're both there. We're ready to go. Tune

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Speaker 2: in eight to forty twoers that night. We'll both definitely

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Speaker 2: be there. Secret I have a rule.

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Speaker 6: On this show.

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Speaker 7: If I'm not looking you in the eyes, I'm not listening.

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Speaker 7: And I mustn't have been looking you in the eyes

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Speaker 7: when you said that I'm.

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Speaker 4: And I've done this show long enough to know that

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Speaker 4: you don't listen to anything. The guests say, that's fair enough,

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Speaker 4: you're in your own little word there. Well, then what

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Speaker 4: are you looking at by the way, you're booking another holiday.

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Speaker 5: Or I know we're back on day one. I'm exhausted.

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Speaker 2: What time bookings open?

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Speaker 5: Not early enough, not earlier.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of the Pope, can I just talk about that

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Speaker 4: because that is the big news story at the moment.

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Speaker 2: We'll be covering it on the cheap seats. We've watched

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Speaker 2: all the coverage.

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Speaker 4: Obviously it happened this time last week Monday night, Channel

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Speaker 4: seven had full coverage.

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Speaker 3: Here we have special coverage of the Pope's passing at

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Speaker 3: nine to twenty tonight, just after the premiere of Farmer

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Speaker 3: Wants a Wife.

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Speaker 4: Just what he would have wanted. Right after Farmer Wants

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Speaker 4: a Wife. It was lovely and a beautiful touch. The

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Speaker 4: flannel shirts were flying at half masks, so that was lovely.

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Speaker 1: Body read it before their life.

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Speaker 5: And think maybe we just don't say that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel for those news presenters and I'm standing

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Speaker 4: this one of the greats Clinton.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, one of the great Thank you.

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Speaker 4: But genuinely, you would be reading stuff on the autoque

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Speaker 4: for the first time.

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Speaker 3: Well sometimes it just pops up and you just got

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Speaker 3: to read it. But it happens on weekend today all

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Speaker 3: the time.

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Speaker 5: Are you always very prepared, Clint.

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Speaker 3: Always very prepared, well researched. Yes you watch am I.

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Speaker 4: Yes, just speaking of well prepared, you'd be all across

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Speaker 4: the conclave process. Can you just give us a summary

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Speaker 4: of what we can expect over the next sort of

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Speaker 4: nine days.

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Speaker 3: Well, some of the best best cardinals from right the

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Speaker 3: way around the world are currently gathering in Rome and

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Speaker 6: I don't think it gets underway because there's that morning period,

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Speaker 6: is that right?

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Speaker 4: Nine days of morning, which is the same for Geelong

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Speaker 4: fans after they lost to Carlton, by the way. But

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Speaker 4: then and then it's all about who's going to be

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Speaker 4: the pope, the front runners, who are the favorites.

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Speaker 2: I've got a favorite candidate. He's an American.

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Speaker 3: Cardinal, Joseph Tobin could become the first American pope. The

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Speaker 3: Archbishop of New Jersey is a weightlifting reformed alcoholic.

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Speaker 4: So if anything is overqualified, wouldn't that be amazing former.

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Speaker 2: Alcoholic alcoholic, he's a real man.

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Speaker 4: It'd be the first time the popeman Bill has an

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Speaker 4: interlock field.

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Speaker 7: You just asked clenty p was heading over to the Vatican,

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Speaker 7: and he liked at you, and you said, because I'm serious,

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Speaker 7: I'm sending all the real journalists.

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Speaker 2: So who are Channel nine have they sent? Over all?

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Speaker 3: The car would have, as you say, burnt up on it.

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Speaker 6: All the all the correspondents are there now it was

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Speaker 6: a correspondent job.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't whose name's briefly escape you some of.

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Speaker 6: The best ones.

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Speaker 5: Who have you got over there? Tunnel mind?

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Speaker 3: It's a really good question, Edward Godfree. Yes, Charles Crouch.

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Speaker 3: Crouch is tackling the election.

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Speaker 6: Election.

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Speaker 5: There's a lot going on.

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Speaker 6: Jessica and Millwood she's there as well.

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Speaker 7: Yes, you asked Clint if he was going and then

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Speaker 7: he laughed and you said, no, I'm I was being

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Speaker 7: quite serious because a lot of journalists are going and

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Speaker 7: we're just at this stage starting to wonder if Clint

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Speaker 7: can be considered a journalist.

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if you saw what he was

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Speaker 5: tasked to do.

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Speaker 7: There's all this breaking news. We're in the middle of

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Speaker 7: an election campaign. The post passed away. He's got to

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Speaker 7: be across at all America is you know, people think

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Speaker 7: they're ruining the world with their tariffs, and this is

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Speaker 7: what Clint is doing.

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Speaker 5: On the weekend, he was doing.

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Speaker 4: Dancing for listeners. That's Clint with two Brazilian sumber dancers.

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Speaker 5: Look at the pants. We'll put it on our social.

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Speaker 2: Let me put it on your only fans. That might

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Speaker 2: be more appropriate.

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Speaker 6: They're very tight pants.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Are they you're Brazilian correspondence.

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Speaker 6: They were actually at.

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Speaker 1: The Vatican.

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Speaker 5: Lemon trousers.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 6: You know what, for the sake of entertainment, for the

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Speaker 6: sake of the show. You just have to do these things.

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Speaker 1: You know how. The Pope was quite sick a few months.

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Speaker 2: Man, that may have killed it. To be honest, we had.

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Speaker 8: A long lunch on the Friday, and I distinctly remember,

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Speaker 8: oh God, I hope you pulled through this weekend because

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna have to cover it.

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Speaker 1: None I really know.

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Speaker 4: Well, don't clean your Wikipedia that pretty well. So we'll

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Speaker 4: be watching Channel I hope he makes.

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Speaker 1: It till Monday. Then it's the weekday's job.

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Speaker 4: And when I say we'll be watching Channel nine, I

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Speaker 4: of course, men Channel ten. You got cheap seats forty

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Speaker 4: Tuesday night. Possibly she's fine, might be a sumber dancer.

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Speaker 8: The cheap seats tomorrow right eight forty on ten and

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Speaker 8: ten play Tim McDonald always a pleasure make good to say.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, guys, thanks having Jason Lauren.

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Speaker 7: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials