Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swun Show.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, oh, it's the best day of the week.
Speaker 2: It really is.
Speaker 3: And you know, my kids in our calling it that
Speaker 3: just incidentally.
Speaker 2: Really, have they heard you and I discussed this or no?
Speaker 2: They just agreat they have.
Speaker 3: I think they have. And also I just sort of,
Speaker 3: you know, brainwashed them whenever I can. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm really good. I'm good. I had a really big,
Speaker 2: busy fun night last night, so I feel energized after that.
Speaker 2: I'm such an extrovert like a busy fun night gives
Speaker 2: me energy the next day.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah you are.
Speaker 2: How are you well?
Speaker 3: I'm good. I'm just remembering what it feels like to
Speaker 3: go out and see human beings. I think that mine
Speaker 3: next year where I am going to re enter. Okay, great,
Speaker 3: like the ss Minnow on Gilligan Zyland. Oh No, that
Speaker 3: ended badly, didn't it. It crashed and no one ever serviced.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the fun stuff before, like all the activity before.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm super excited, Swanny. I've never met Nagi from
Speaker 2: Recipe t.
Speaker 3: She is a hulinry goddess and she's.
Speaker 2: Going to join us live in studio after three o'clock.
Speaker 3: I've got a bag of goodies to get her approval on.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, And you have a new cookbook. It's called Tonight.
Speaker 3: I do have a copy of it.
Speaker 2: Great, I want to have dinner? Do you know? Was the
Speaker 2: first one? And hey before three o'clock, We've put a
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars Spotlight voucher to give away in Swan's
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Speaker 2: Swan Show.
Speaker 3: The Great Ariana Grande reports this week or last week
Speaker 3: that she's coming to this country.
Speaker 2: I know because Wicked is in cinemas in like eleven days.
Speaker 3: So exciting you're listening to the Chrissy Swan Show. Put
Speaker 3: on your cranky pants, shall you?
Speaker 1: Swans? Sweepea statements?
Speaker 3: What is your unpopular opinion? We've had some We've had
Speaker 3: some crackers in the last few weeks.
Speaker 2: Sorry, not eleven days. It's November twenty one. Wicked comes
Speaker 2: to cinemas. I thought we're in November. In October, you notice.
Speaker 3: I didn't notice. I did notice, but I didn't call
Speaker 3: you out.
Speaker 2: Feel like we should. You should call me out, though,
Speaker 2: because people are going to get excited and think they
Speaker 2: can see it in eleven days, and they absolutely.
Speaker 3: And they cannot. We've had some crackers over the recent weeks.
Speaker 3: Few of my favorites, Donald Trump is misunderstood. I love
Speaker 3: that much and the rules of the game, and I
Speaker 3: remind you because it's easy to forget. And I'm talking
Speaker 3: to myself mainly. This is a safe place you can
Speaker 3: come and say women over fifty should not be allowed
Speaker 3: on the radio. And I'm not allowed to say anything
Speaker 3: because your opinion is your opinion and you're titled to it,
Speaker 3: and we support it all the way. Burteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: We've got great prizes today as well my sweeping statement
Speaker 3: for today. And I don't want you to get offended, Jack,
Speaker 3: That's why I mentioned the rules.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very hard to offend me.
Speaker 3: Anyone that eats microwave rice hates themselves. Rice is one
Speaker 3: of the most wonderful things in the world. Microwave rice,
Speaker 3: on the other hand, is an abomination. I made you
Speaker 3: a beautiful from scratch, Duhl. Those lentils and the pu
Speaker 3: lentils were not tinned by the way I boiled them
Speaker 3: from hard pulses.
Speaker 2: I could tell Swanny, I could taste the nutrition and
Speaker 2: health of it all. As I consumed the beautifulness.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you could taste that because you mixed it
Speaker 3: with microwave rice. Microwave rice is a very poor cousin
Speaker 3: to the real deal, and there's no reason for it.
Speaker 3: Do you hate yourself?
Speaker 2: I hate my housemate.
Speaker 3: It tastes like plastic. It can't help it.
Speaker 2: I agree, it's all chewy and weird. The only reason
Speaker 2: I did that, Swany is because I forgot to take
Speaker 2: home the beautiful zip lock bag of cooked rice you
Speaker 2: made me.
Speaker 3: I don't believe you. How do you normally make rice?
Speaker 2: Do you?
Speaker 3: I just say I hadn't done that. How would you
Speaker 3: eat rice?
Speaker 2: I donate rice like genuinely?
Speaker 3: All right, I'm going to fix this once and for
Speaker 3: all thirteen twenty four ten. While I fix this, By
Speaker 3: the way, what is your sweeping statement or your unpopular opinion?
Speaker 3: This is going to kill me to do, but I'm
Speaker 3: going to do it.
Speaker 2: Why what are you doing?
Speaker 3: I am giving you that my I love it so much.
Speaker 3: But I love you more, and I love your taste
Speaker 3: buds more. And you're better than this. You're better than
Speaker 3: microwave rice. This is a neutral bullet every grain cooker.
Speaker 3: It will cook you without any effort from you, the
Speaker 3: most magical fluffy rice. There will be no mess, There'll
Speaker 3: be nothing. And you can place a time and you
Speaker 3: can put it in there before you come here and
Speaker 3: turn and say turn on. It's the equivalent of like
Speaker 3: you know, Siri, Hey, every grain crooker cooker, turn on
Speaker 3: at five so that I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Alexa cook rice.
Speaker 3: Please please please use this. I will and do not
Speaker 3: ever buy the microwave rice again.
Speaker 2: I won't. And can you tell my housemate Chris Contos
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 3: Tontas stop it?
Speaker 2: Can you send this audio go to Contos and tell
Speaker 2: him he's not allowed to buy those little rice tins.
Speaker 3: I want to see you using that thing. What is
Speaker 3: your sweeping statement?
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Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show, Let's do this Swan's sweeping statements.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, thirty twenty four ten. What is your most
Speaker 3: unpopular opinion? I've just said that there is a terrible
Speaker 3: act of self loathing and that is called eating rice
Speaker 3: that you get out of a microwaveable tub. Please stop
Speaker 3: doing it.
Speaker 2: I'm with this one, and you know, my mum hates it.
Speaker 2: She's like, why do you have them? They're filled with preservatives.
Speaker 3: And it just changes the whole vibe. Yeah, Carolina, do
Speaker 3: you love microwaveable rice?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: D It's the only way I cook rice for my daughter.
Speaker 3: I don't know how.
Speaker 5: To cook rice otherwise, and I'm a single mum, full
Speaker 5: time working.
Speaker 3: You don't know how to cook rice, Carolina? I cannot.
Speaker 3: I need to tell you how many times have I
Speaker 3: heard that in the last ten minutes. I'm so surprised.
Speaker 3: I don't know how far away you live from nov
Speaker 3: the radio station, but I'd love to teach you in
Speaker 3: person how to cook rice. The other thing I know.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm going to do. I'm going
Speaker 3: to I'm going to organize a rice cooker for you,
Speaker 3: and then we're going to go. Yeah, We're going to
Speaker 3: FaceTime together and I'm going to show you what to do.
Speaker 3: Is that a deal?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 6: I'm in Port Melbourne, so I'm not fine.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, fantastic. Well you will never look back, Carolina.
Speaker 3: I'm really going to sort you out rice because it
Speaker 3: is so delicious done properly.
Speaker 2: We'll ask do our good friends at Neutrable have a
Speaker 2: rice cooker. I've just given you one. Yeah, we'll give
Speaker 2: you a neutrible at rice cooker, Carolina, the best? Marina,
Speaker 2: what is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 3: I hate frozen dinners, okay, which don't don't mention any
Speaker 3: brands please, but what kind of frozen dinners do you mean?
Speaker 6: Those pasta frozen dinners, those ones with the fake veggies.
Speaker 6: The vegis come out all soggy. The pasta tastes like cardboard.
Speaker 6: How hard is it to whisp up an omelet? If
Speaker 6: you're hungry in the time it takes you to pull
Speaker 6: that awful thing out of the freezer, put it in
Speaker 6: the microwave and the little is still frozen.
Speaker 3: Marina, you are speaking my language, yes, and I understand
Speaker 3: being time Paul, but I reckon you could find the
Speaker 3: time to bulk cook and you freeze it yourself.
Speaker 2: Priceline pharmacy voucher for you, Marina high Pepe.
Speaker 3: Hi, I'm so good. What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 4: My sweeping speek with it. We everybody should go downstairs
Speaker 4: on the street to get our Uber delivery and not
Speaker 4: ask the driver to go upstairs inside the garden behind
Speaker 4: the gate. Come down and get your order.
Speaker 3: Peter, I couldn't agree more. In fact, on my notes
Speaker 3: at Uber is just leave it at the gate. I'll
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 4: True that you are.
Speaker 2: No mind, Peter, you would hate me. It's please find
Speaker 2: the steps and then please find apartment building blah blah,
Speaker 2: and please buzz this number and then come to level four.
Speaker 4: Forget it. You can't forget it. You're gonna find your
Speaker 4: bag at the gate because I already left. See you later, Peter, you.
Speaker 2: Are the best. I'm gonna send you a two hundred
Speaker 2: dollars franc Green gift pack.
Speaker 4: No, thank you, guys.
Speaker 2: Kate you are a vibe to you.
Speaker 3: Kate Peter's number. I've got so many more questions.
Speaker 2: Let's finish with Julie Hi.
Speaker 4: Julie Hi, how are you?
Speaker 3: What's your sweeping statement?
Speaker 4: Look mine's going to be the most controversial. But you
Speaker 4: know what I am the age I am.
Speaker 6: I am a gen xer.
Speaker 4: We need to go back to putting children over.
Speaker 6: Our knees and giving them a spanking every time they
Speaker 6: deserve it.
Speaker 4: The world is the way it is today because there
Speaker 4: is no consequences to action.
Speaker 2: I have to.
Speaker 3: Remind myself of the rules I need to not give
Speaker 3: me about that.
Speaker 2: Now we might leave the prime example Pars Pharmacy Badger
Speaker 2: for utually I disagree.
Speaker 1: By the way the Chrissy Swan Show, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Well, hasn't this competition caused a sensation?
Speaker 2: Spotlight is the home of Halloween costumes, decorations and di
Speaker 2: y one Spotlight stream.
Speaker 3: I'm actually fresh from the hallohalls of Spotlight this morning.
Speaker 2: What were you buying?
Speaker 3: Run out of time? And as I was leaving, the
Speaker 3: girl said have a good day, and I said, oh,
Speaker 3: I'll be back. I've just run out of time. And
Speaker 3: I couldn't like, just absolute bonkers.
Speaker 2: You were like a little bit late midday meeting.
Speaker 3: I was because I just got sidetracked. Hello Jessica, Hi,
Speaker 3: how are you?
Speaker 5: I'm going well?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Have you warmed up your pipes for this
Speaker 3: spotlight scream?
Speaker 2: Yes, good curl.
Speaker 3: How about you, Peter? Are you a I was gonna
Speaker 3: say you were screaming, which sounds unusual. I can't scream,
Speaker 3: so I'm always impressed with people that can. Hello, Peter, there,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I can definitely scream.
Speaker 2: When's the last time you had to scream in real life?
Speaker 6: All the time.
Speaker 5: My kids scare the hell out of me all the time.
Speaker 3: Ah, so it's fun for them. Yes, all right, girls,
Speaker 3: may the best screamer win. This is how it's going
Speaker 3: to work. On the count of three, you first, Jessica,
Speaker 3: You're gonna give me your absolute best scream, as if
Speaker 3: you've just seen Chucky. Okay, all right, Jessica, one two three.
Speaker 3: That sounds like funing from a movie. That is really impressive.
Speaker 2: That was good, Peter. It's gonna be hard to beat.
Speaker 3: All right, Peter, on the count of three, give us
Speaker 3: your absolute best, blood curdling scream for this thousand dollars
Speaker 3: spotlight boutcher one two three. I can't choose, Jack, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have to. I'm gonna I know, I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: to give it to you. I can't choose they're both
Speaker 3: so good.
Speaker 2: It's going to Jessica.
Speaker 5: Oh, well done.
Speaker 3: You have got one thousand dollars to spend at a spotlight.
Speaker 3: Well done it.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Peter, yours was amazing too, but I had to
Speaker 2: pick one. Hey register by the Nova player up because
Speaker 2: we're playing once more tomorrow Crispy One show.
Speaker 3: Love him and he's caused a sensation by playing a
Speaker 3: new song, a new dancy song in his Sydney set.
Speaker 2: Yes, we listen to a lad a little sample how
Speaker 2: to listen?
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love him.
Speaker 3: He seems like a gentle soul. Don't you think he does?
Speaker 2: And I was really worried about him after the Idol
Speaker 2: that TV show.
Speaker 3: I was too. He didn't take it very well. But
Speaker 3: you're going to take this well. You're listening to the
Speaker 3: Chrisies on show on nov Let's go click in Chrissies
Speaker 3: Click another new song that everyone is excited about, especially
Speaker 3: us deal. Why is Lady Gaga's new album very very exciting?
Speaker 3: If you're interested in Gaga and you're interested in music,
Speaker 3: be listening to this very show at around this time
Speaker 3: tomorrow because we are going to debut her new song.
Speaker 3: It's called Disease.
Speaker 2: Yes, three pm. It gets loaded into the system tomorrow
Speaker 2: and swning will we press and play the minute it's
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 3: I just know that I'm going to love it. I
Speaker 3: just know it. I just know it. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 3: return to her dancy, it's her pop roots.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, this is what we want to hear.
Speaker 3: We thought it might be a bit more hard rock
Speaker 3: earlier on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't need that from Gaga. I need like this, Yes,
Speaker 2: I need, I need. I need it to and hopefully
Speaker 2: it's not too like die with a smiley. I always
Speaker 2: think about good mate Tim Blackwell when I hear this.
Speaker 3: I know he just does not like it, But I
Speaker 3: mean I like it, but I prefer it if it
Speaker 3: was just.
Speaker 2: Her, Yeah, you know? And then also, what about your
Speaker 2: other favorite?
Speaker 3: What a song like?
Speaker 2: Gars? Give us this?
Speaker 3: I feel like I've been waiting forever for new Gaga stuff.
Speaker 2: Now LG seven it's coming.
Speaker 3: Baby, it is coming, and it is coming at this
Speaker 3: time tomorrow on this show. We cannot wait to share
Speaker 3: it with you.
Speaker 2: Have you seen that film that she's in. What's it
Speaker 2: called again? It's Joker? No?
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's terrible.
Speaker 3: Why how can it be?
Speaker 2: Because it's too musically Tom, is that right lost? Because
Speaker 2: you saw it and I've just it's put me off. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I went to a screening and I'm a huge Gaga fan.
Speaker 2: I'm a huge musical fan.
Speaker 3: It was not it And see the thing is The
Speaker 3: Joker with Joaquin Phoenix is one of the greatest films
Speaker 3: that's ever been released.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Maybe, I think it's a case of expectations very high.
Speaker 3: So things always kind of let you down if you
Speaker 3: have high expectations. I have found. Let's move on to
Speaker 3: this headline. Plane passengers have freaked out as a super
Speaker 3: rat scurries in the ceiling above the seats.
Speaker 2: Oh I, I sort of.
Speaker 3: I mean, nothing thrills me more than seeing something unexpected,
Speaker 3: and I don't think I would mind this. I don't
Speaker 3: think I would mind seeing a rat scurrying above me
Speaker 3: on a plane because it's incongruous and you can't explain.
Speaker 2: It, even when in the middle of the sky though
Speaker 2: in a cylinder that you can't get out of.
Speaker 3: I've just got to give cutos to the rat. And also,
Speaker 3: my kids loved Ratituy, which is the story of a
Speaker 3: rat doing things that rats shouldn't do, namely running a restaurant.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the film?
Speaker 2: I was a real I know, No, I haven't one.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's one of the greatest, isn't it? Isn't
Speaker 3: it Tom? It's so good? And not all kids films are.
Speaker 3: I mean, most of them make you want to end it.
Speaker 3: But Ratituy is Mark Chef's Kiss.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll give it a go. That's a good Sunday
Speaker 2: hangover watch. I think. Yeah, I'm a Stuart Little guy.
Speaker 2: I love Stuart Little.
Speaker 3: You will love Ratituey and you will love Inside Out
Speaker 3: if you haven't watched that, seria.
Speaker 2: What about speaking of things on a plane, did you
Speaker 2: watch the movie Snakes on a plane?
Speaker 3: Of course I did love that film. I loved it too.
Speaker 3: I loved anything on a plane. So I really think
Speaker 3: that I wouldn't mind seeing a rat.
Speaker 2: I wonder how the flight attendants dealt with that, though,
Speaker 2: because that would wig a few people out.
Speaker 3: But the thing is this, I understand that your thoughts
Speaker 3: and prayers go to the flight attendant. But if you've
Speaker 3: ever been on a it was an internal flight the
Speaker 3: in the US. Okay, if you've ever done that, it's
Speaker 3: not like an Australian internal flight. They do not care.
Speaker 3: They want you in and out. And if you've got
Speaker 3: a problem with the rout, I'm sorry, sir. The problem
Speaker 3: is with you.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 3: Rolling in to your three o'clock on a Thursday hour.
Speaker 3: We're thrilled to have your company. You and I Jack
Speaker 3: have a love that transcends agent sexuality, and our lifestyles
Speaker 3: couldn't be more different. And last night is a great
Speaker 3: example of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I ran out of the studio yesterday.
Speaker 3: You had so much on. You had all these events
Speaker 3: and bits and bobs and outfits to put together. And
Speaker 3: I said to you before you left, I said, just
Speaker 3: pay attention to what you were doing at six pm,
Speaker 3: seven thirty and nine pm, and we'll talk about it tomorrow.
Speaker 3: So we're going to compare.
Speaker 2: Okay, you start us.
Speaker 3: At six pm? What were you doing?
Speaker 2: I had just gotten to the Melbourne Central Hoyt Cinema
Speaker 2: to MC and introduce everyone to a screening of Venom.
Speaker 3: And you were in a fancy outlet, no doubt.
Speaker 2: I was in there a shirt and some jeans.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, over at the compound at six pm, I was
Speaker 3: taking screenshots of clearance light fittings.
Speaker 2: I had just quickly raced from one shopping center to
Speaker 2: another to Chatty to see a Venroy pop up, a
Speaker 2: beautiful label that have popped up in the shopping center,
Speaker 2: and I was enjoying my first champagne.
Speaker 3: Are you having champagne cannopes? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did have a little cannope.
Speaker 3: I was riding in my diary a reminder to get
Speaker 3: the New Women's Weekly because Nony Hazelhurst is a feature
Speaker 3: and I love her. Okay, all right, let's move on
Speaker 3: to nine pm. Things are really hotting up for both
Speaker 3: of us at this stage.
Speaker 2: I then legged it to my third commitment of the
Speaker 2: evening to my mate Elliott's house, who hosted a beautiful
Speaker 2: dinner on behalf of the fragrance creed with us to
Speaker 2: celebrate their product, and we had a really lovely sit
Speaker 2: down dinner.
Speaker 3: Who cooked?
Speaker 2: There was a chef?
Speaker 3: Oh well. Meanwhile at the compound at nine pm, I
Speaker 3: was gauging the right size of container to put the leftover.
Speaker 2: What a night we both had, chrisy Hey before speaking
Speaker 2: of food. Before four o'clock, Nagi from Recipe Tin Eats
Speaker 2: is joining us live in this very studio.
Speaker 3: Call and Ry Queen of our hearts.
Speaker 2: Absolutely as I live and breathe. But next Chrissy's Quizzy,
Speaker 2: The Chrissy.
Speaker 1: Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Give Away thumb back.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 3: We've got Holly on the line first. Hello Holly. Hi, guys,
Speaker 3: you're you're in the school pickup line. Have you got
Speaker 3: a good posey?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I do, I've got I'm like right next to the crossing.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Great.
Speaker 2: Do you have to get their early holy like each
Speaker 2: day to get the top spot?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really hard because they're on the main road,
Speaker 3: so it's really hard to get a spot yard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's horrible.
Speaker 3: You've got three girls, is that right? Yeah, it's the
Speaker 3: youngest one the best.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can hear the youngest one.
Speaker 3: All right, let's see who you are up against. Hello, Jess, Hi,
Speaker 3: how's it going good? Have you just knocked off from work? Yes,
Speaker 3: that's right.
Speaker 4: I've just jumped in the car and it was the
Speaker 4: first thing I heard, if you guys are given away
Speaker 4: a bum bag?
Speaker 6: So I thought, why not?
Speaker 3: Great? What are you going to put in your bum bag?
Speaker 5: Jess?
Speaker 3: What are you going to put in there?
Speaker 1: I'm about to go on holidays over to BALI, So
Speaker 1: I think I was about to buy myself.
Speaker 4: On't so I'm hoping. Yeah, this might be perfect.
Speaker 3: Oh don't you worry.
Speaker 2: And whoever claims victory is today going to win a
Speaker 2: Frank Green gift pack valued at two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: What a great idea because the weather is turning and
Speaker 3: we need to keep high rated. Isn't that right, ladies?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah? Question number one, Oh your names are your buzzes?
Speaker 3: By the way, first one, the inn wins, wins a
Speaker 3: chance at another question, best of meaning the first person
Speaker 3: to get three answers a great wins, the game gets
Speaker 3: a bum bag and the Frank Green Goodies. Question number one,
Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian's daughter Northwest bought her a necklace for her
Speaker 3: forty fourth birthday. What did it say on it? All
Speaker 3: the kids are saying it. I don't know how old
Speaker 3: your kids are, holy but maybe maybe too young? Yes? No, yes,
Speaker 3: but they are saying skibbitty toilet. And here's a fun fact.
Speaker 3: You can get your name printed or any word you
Speaker 3: want printed on your Frank Green water bottle peg has
Speaker 3: one that says sleigh.
Speaker 2: She does too? What a queen? Question number two.
Speaker 3: Which breed of dog is known for its excellent sense
Speaker 3: of smell and tracking abilities. House Holly, German Shepherd. Well,
Speaker 3: here's the thing, there's so many of them. There's so
Speaker 3: many of them known for that.
Speaker 2: Do we give it?
Speaker 3: I'm going to give it to her.
Speaker 2: Yes, we were after a bloodhound. But Holy, you've got
Speaker 2: the point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they all do that. Question number three. Eighteen years
Speaker 3: ago today, this song My Love was released. Who sings it? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 3: Ma it is and what a tune. It just makes
Speaker 3: me break into like rap dancing, you know.
Speaker 2: Question number four.
Speaker 3: Sun Corpse Stadium is located in which Australian city? Yes, Holly,
Speaker 3: it is in Brisbane. What is the score? Check Jack?
Speaker 2: Two points to Holly, one to Jess and shout out
Speaker 2: to everyone in Brisbane. Travis Scott's playing there.
Speaker 3: Believe good luck. We're your black jackets. Question number five,
Speaker 3: how many chambers does the human heart have? Yes, Holly
Speaker 3: or correct and Holly? That is the wind.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: Now, Jess, I know that you're going to BALI I'm
Speaker 3: going to send you a bum bag. I'll grab your address. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you need it, needed to keep your valuables close, if
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Good on your whole you want.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Frank Green, Gift Packed is on
Speaker 2: its to you, Holly.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. We're thrilled to welcome.
Speaker 3: The Queen of Recipe to eights and our hearts and
Speaker 3: our kitchens. Nagi welcome.
Speaker 5: Thanks for having me, Chrissy.
Speaker 3: It's so great to see you. Thank you for changing
Speaker 3: our lives one recipe at a time.
Speaker 5: Oh look, I get to eat it all. So it's
Speaker 5: not exactly a drama from my end.
Speaker 3: You have got a new book out. It's called Tonight.
Speaker 3: It is following on from the enormous success of your
Speaker 3: first book, Dinner. Now. The stats around Dinner are extraordinary.
Speaker 3: I like it one book of the year, like it
Speaker 3: was the first cookbook ever to win that accolade. I mean,
Speaker 3: it's it's the craziest success this one. Are you worried about,
Speaker 3: you know, the difficult second album?
Speaker 5: I know, I know I was worried. But we've seen
Speaker 5: the numbers come through. So we're happy. Now is happy?
Speaker 5: Put it this way, My publisher is happy.
Speaker 2: Then.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, Ye
Speaker 5: say it. I think tomorrow, tomorrow you'll see a release
Speaker 5: that will Yeah, it's broken records.
Speaker 3: So I mean I've just oh my god, I just
Speaker 3: opened it up at any old page. It's like one
Speaker 3: of those choose your own adventures from when you were
Speaker 3: a kid. Honey, sesame, ginger beef, Yes please.
Speaker 5: That's been really popular already. Actually, I've seen a lot
Speaker 5: of feedback on that. People are loving. It's one of
Speaker 5: that that is one of the super super quick and
Speaker 5: easy one.
Speaker 2: Do you have a personal favorite recipe that is in
Speaker 2: that book?
Speaker 5: If I had to pick one, it would probably be
Speaker 5: the Vietnamese coconut lemograss pulled pork simply because it is
Speaker 5: literally a dump and bake very few ingredients, it's gluten free,
Speaker 5: and it's a DIY situation. I need to talk to.
Speaker 3: You about that because I think that's going to be
Speaker 3: the key to my dream recipe for a similar thing,
Speaker 3: but with chicken. I'm gonna okay.
Speaker 5: All right, So yeah, I like it because it's a
Speaker 5: DIY situation. So you put out this golden pan fried
Speaker 5: shreaded York infused with coconut and lemograss flavor, like it's
Speaker 5: the beautiful you know, the Vietnamese flavors, those fresh flayers,
Speaker 5: and then you've got rice, noodles, rice, you can do
Speaker 5: baron mere rice, paper rolls. So it's one of those
Speaker 5: you know, you could just choose your own adventure.
Speaker 2: Now is someone that we were just talking off air
Speaker 2: about this. I love pulled pork, and I'm not great
Speaker 2: in the kitchen and I don't know how to cook
Speaker 2: it or where to start. Is it easy for someone
Speaker 2: like me?
Speaker 3: It's so easy?
Speaker 2: Yes? What do I do?
Speaker 5: Literally just dump a pork in a slow cook or
Speaker 5: or the oven on a low temperature until it's fall apart.
Speaker 3: Walk away.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And the best thing about it is for free. If
Speaker 3: you put it in the morning, you get the free
Speaker 3: joy of coming home later and the entire house smells
Speaker 3: like love and care.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: I was asking jack Elix waiting for you to arrive.
Speaker 3: I said, if you didn't have to cook it, what
Speaker 3: would you eat every day if it was delivered in
Speaker 3: the way that you like every Friday? And my answer
Speaker 3: is a beef.
Speaker 5: If I die.
Speaker 3: It's a good way if I don't have to cook it,
Speaker 3: because it is a bit of a pain.
Speaker 5: In the especially if you make it properly. Guess what,
Speaker 5: I have a French chef in my team Michelin trained
Speaker 5: French chef in my team, and early this year when
Speaker 5: I was not well, he might have delivered that to me.
Speaker 5: And it was like, to have a properly trained chef
Speaker 5: maker for you, it's pretty bloody special.
Speaker 3: Oh god. Yeah. And he's answered with pork and I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's the easiest of all.
Speaker 5: It's the easiest easy. But if you've never done it before,
Speaker 5: you know you need to break through that barrier. And
Speaker 5: once you've done it once, you'll never look back.
Speaker 2: What would yours be?
Speaker 3: You don't have to cook it, You don't have to
Speaker 3: source the special ingredients, you don't have to make the bouquetgane,
Speaker 3: you don't have to do anything.
Speaker 5: You don't have to do it anybody exactly like its
Speaker 5: so boring. Spag bowl is a really good slow cooked
Speaker 5: spag bawl. I know I can make it with my
Speaker 5: because I don't need a recipe, But when someone else
Speaker 5: makes it for you, everything just tastes so much better.
Speaker 5: Veg you might toast, when someone else makes it for
Speaker 5: you tastes freaking amazing. It is so it is so true.
Speaker 5: Bag ball is one of my absolute all time favorites.
Speaker 3: But I'd love you to try my bag.
Speaker 5: Oh, I would love to try. Can we put it
Speaker 5: on my website and call it Chrissy's Bag?
Speaker 2: Of course you can, of course you can, Snaggi. I
Speaker 2: love your backstory and the fact that you worked in
Speaker 2: corporate finance, like you had this whole other life, right
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 5: Do you know what that other life was? No auditor?
Speaker 2: That's what you were doing, auditing, Naggy.
Speaker 5: Not a tax order to though, so not like a tax.
Speaker 3: Or still you're spunken.
Speaker 2: Verb What kind of auditing? What were you auditing?
Speaker 5: Like companies? You'd go into companies and audit their books?
Speaker 2: And do you I want to know, do you miss
Speaker 2: anything from that former life? Is there any part of all?
Speaker 5: I do miss the people? I did actually like my job,
Speaker 5: and I did.
Speaker 3: Naggy, you must have driven your colleagues crazy. And I
Speaker 3: say this, I say this in a nice way because
Speaker 3: when I had a real proper office job, I drove
Speaker 3: everybody crazy.
Speaker 2: To when was the part you knew that you could
Speaker 2: leave that life? Hmmm?
Speaker 5: Well, realistically, for me, I needed certain savings because I'm
Speaker 5: not a trust fund baby, so you know, I actually
Speaker 5: love work for a living. So I just need enough
Speaker 5: savings to tide me over for a couple of years,
Speaker 5: have a bit to invest into, you know, having a
Speaker 5: punt at something, and that punt was that.
Speaker 3: We've got to ask you, obviously, you are the brains
Speaker 3: and heart behind recipe eats. Just a massive, massive resource
Speaker 3: for all the best recipes. Where does the name come from?
Speaker 3: Jack wants to know?
Speaker 5: Oh, you know those old You might be too young
Speaker 5: to remember this, but in the day and age before
Speaker 5: the Internet, people used to keep their recipes in little tins. Yes,
Speaker 5: that was a little index cards. Really, I used to
Speaker 5: write out my recipes on cards. So this is literally
Speaker 5: it's my digital recipe tin.
Speaker 2: I love that, Speaking of the digital element, I love
Speaker 2: that no matter what recipe you put in Google, you're
Speaker 2: the first item to come up. You are the first
Speaker 2: website to come up.
Speaker 3: And we tested it yesterday editing we get the rest
Speaker 3: came up first. Hilarious.
Speaker 2: Does this woman knows someone in Google paying someone off
Speaker 2: at Google?
Speaker 5: We speak kindly of Lord Google.
Speaker 2: Stick around. Make sure you grab her a new cookbook tonight.
Speaker 2: It is available in stores and online. Now, will you
Speaker 2: stay with us and play a wacky radio game next?
Speaker 5: I'm so scared of playing any game that Chrissy plays,
Speaker 5: but I will stay.
Speaker 3: Oh, you'll know all the.
Speaker 1: Acts of Carissy one show.
Speaker 3: We know that you haven't switched off because we've got
Speaker 3: Naggi from Recipe Tin Eats here with us. Hello Nagy,
Speaker 3: Hello chrisy. I'm going to get onto a little game
Speaker 3: that I've devised, but first I want to ask you.
Speaker 3: Your website, Recipe t Eats has five half a billion
Speaker 3: hits a year half a billion?
Speaker 5: Do you know how many zeros is in that.
Speaker 1: Seven?
Speaker 2: You're the order to mate, You're the number of lady.
Speaker 3: I've got to ask you. Your co star in life
Speaker 3: and in your culinary career is your beautiful dog Dozer.
Speaker 3: How many stupidly do you get from people going it's
Speaker 3: unhygienic to have a jog in the kitchen?
Speaker 1: What happens with his mouth?
Speaker 5: So many? And when I put little videos showing him
Speaker 5: in the kitchen with me, they're like, we didn't see
Speaker 5: you wash your hands after you fed him. Of course
Speaker 5: I washed my hands after. I'm gonna stick my hand
Speaker 5: in Doz's mouth and then roll the last paper roll.
Speaker 3: Nagging give us an actual measurable figure between one and
Speaker 3: ten of how many folks you give about the letters
Speaker 3: that you received from these people? How many?
Speaker 2: Negative?
Speaker 5: Twelve?
Speaker 3: Negative?
Speaker 4: One?
Speaker 3: All right, let's play this game.
Speaker 1: Now, you've got to Tommy straight.
Speaker 3: Am I ever going to use this, Maggie? When you
Speaker 3: sent me your book very generously, You probably have sent
Speaker 3: them to everybody, but I like to think that you
Speaker 3: knew that you were sending mine to me. You sent
Speaker 3: a pealer with it. Yes, do you like?
Speaker 5: Have you used it?
Speaker 3: And nagi and the note that you wrote, and again
Speaker 3: you probably wrote a thousand of them, but I like
Speaker 3: to think you wrote this one slip for me was
Speaker 3: this is going to be life changing? And you are
Speaker 3: spot on?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Is chef's kiss, big generous, fluid motions. I've thrown out
Speaker 3: all my other ones. Thank you. And I love a tool,
Speaker 3: I love an appliance. And I'm going to play a
Speaker 3: round of Naggie. I'm ever going to use this with you? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm holding up this. I bought it because I make
Speaker 3: a fantastic burger.
Speaker 5: Oh it's a smash burger tool.
Speaker 3: Am I ever going to use it?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Because in my.
Speaker 5: First cookbook, Dinners three minute smash Burgers.
Speaker 2: Ooh, we're keeping it three minutes. Keep it.
Speaker 3: I just use my hands.
Speaker 2: I'll take it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you take it. Take a book, Naggie.
Speaker 3: Am I ever going to use this? Yes, it's a mandolin?
Speaker 5: Absolutely, you can eat any vegetable raw if you use that.
Speaker 3: My fingers are scared of that, Maggie. But where's your God?
Speaker 3: You know I left that behind.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, as long as you've got to guard you're fine.
Speaker 2: Yes, great, she's dropped one.
Speaker 3: She's doing good. It's going good, Naggie. I've got a
Speaker 3: dream to make a Vietnamese steamed like a poached chicken
Speaker 3: salad with lots.
Speaker 5: Of jeweli and vegetables.
Speaker 3: Oh, Julian by hand, Oh my god, kill me.
Speaker 5: Cabbage?
Speaker 3: Am I? Am I ever going to use this?
Speaker 5: Use that on cabbage. You will never look back. Use
Speaker 5: it once and you will never look back.
Speaker 3: What about carrots?
Speaker 5: Carrots as well, But cabbage is the big one with that.
Speaker 5: It's such a good way. To make a mound of
Speaker 5: cabbage in like thirty seconds is so good, just like
Speaker 5: that face. You'll love it. You'll love it.
Speaker 3: I've got one, have got okay, Naggy, Am I ever going.
Speaker 2: To use this?
Speaker 5: Is that like a sex toy?
Speaker 3: Or if it was a sex toy. The answer is definitely,
Speaker 3: it is not a sex toy. It is well. I
Speaker 3: think the most useful thing in anyone's kitchen is a microplane.
Speaker 3: That's that is not a microplance like a macroplane. I
Speaker 3: bought it from Audi. It grates parmesan at five times
Speaker 3: speed of a normal microplane.
Speaker 5: Giant. I meant, no, I'm sending you my mad plane.
Speaker 5: Then you can compare the keep because we're going to compare.
Speaker 3: Naggie, I am not the best at following directions or recipes, Nuggy,
Speaker 3: am I ever going to use this? It is a
Speaker 3: measuring set. You because I use the recipe calls for
Speaker 3: a tablespoon or something.
Speaker 5: I go that you don't, Chrissy, I do? Oh no, okay,
Speaker 5: all right, How can we make you use them? I mean,
Speaker 5: they're say, gorgeous. Why would you not want to use them?
Speaker 3: Well, they're too good to use, as Migraine used to say, Okay,
Speaker 3: I will, I'll send you a set. It seems very
Speaker 3: hard to like, measure out a quarter of a teaspoon
Speaker 3: of bi car where you can just get your pour
Speaker 3: in there and sprinkle it.
Speaker 5: Oh, I can't listen to this I'm so scared what
Speaker 5: your cakes.
Speaker 2: Come out like your order to brain. You must measure no,
Speaker 2: give me love. You go and get Naggi's new cookbook tonight.
Speaker 2: It is available in stores and online now. And can
Speaker 2: you hang around and help me do my extra turn
Speaker 2: to jail.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: You're almost out of here, but let's talk feet next
Speaker 3: Chrissy's click fit. We're going to get to the feet thing,
Speaker 3: but first I want to talk about Liam Neathon feet. Well,
Speaker 3: we'll see.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you said that, Okay, Liam Neeson.
Speaker 3: Liam Neeson is one of the great actors from my era. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was so surprised to hear that he's seventy two.
Speaker 3: I would have thought he was my age.
Speaker 2: And he is not. That's shocking to me.
Speaker 3: Seventy two seventy two.
Speaker 2: He seems like he's like late thirty forty in those
Speaker 2: taken films. That's how I was introduced to it.
Speaker 3: He has he's hinted that he's about to throw in
Speaker 3: the towel. He might retire at the end of next year,
Speaker 3: specifically from action films. Okay, because he's one of the
Speaker 3: great action guys. Yes, he goes I'm seventy two. It
Speaker 3: has to stop at some stag, which makes sense. He's
Speaker 3: he's been in Taken one, Taken two, Taken three, Taken seventeen,
Speaker 3: Taken nineteen, Taken thirty five, and he's great in all
Speaker 3: of them. He's a one trick pony. But as I say,
Speaker 3: I like the trick. He has a very so he's
Speaker 3: going to retire. And he's also said he's already retired
Speaker 3: from the dating game. He goes, oh, I'm over that.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 3: No, we said the exact quote is I'm past all that.
Speaker 3: I'm past all that, And that is a hard agree.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the sad story about the love of
Speaker 3: his life.
Speaker 2: Yes, she was from the Parent Track, Yes, yes, so she's.
Speaker 3: Part of Acting Royalty in the UK, Natasha Richardson, and
Speaker 3: she passed away really tragically in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 3: He dated briefly after that for a few years, but
Speaker 3: I think he hung up his boots fairly soon after that.
Speaker 2: That makes me feel sad.
Speaker 3: I know it was such a sad story because it
Speaker 3: was a I think she was she died on the
Speaker 3: ski slopes in the skiing ac really really sad. Anyway,
Speaker 3: hasn't gotten over that, and I'm all about that.
Speaker 2: Give us just one good, really good action film, though,
Speaker 2: Liam like give it. You're all, yes, I want a blockbuster.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go out on high. Absolutely, But what a gorgeous man.
Speaker 3: Let's move on to another gorgeous man. Jacob Elordi has
Speaker 3: been spotted walking through a cafe in Byron Bay with
Speaker 3: no shoes on. Now. I was so excited when I
Speaker 3: saw this because I know that Jacob Belordi is.
Speaker 2: Your number one ideal man, turn out a turn.
Speaker 3: You've also said that anybody that doesn't wear shoes is
Speaker 3: dead to you. I know. I want to know where
Speaker 3: this fits in your life.
Speaker 2: When I was in a weird mood the other day too,
Speaker 2: I said I would suck his feet.
Speaker 3: He said that. I can't get over it.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to retract that statement. Jacob
Speaker 2: Elodi this is I hate feet. But he's got beautiful feet.
Speaker 2: I saw those pat photos of him with his girlfriend.
Speaker 3: He's got beautiful He's beautiful, everywhere.
Speaker 2: Everywhere, beautiful. I'm not okay with it. No, you're Jacob
Speaker 2: a lordie. You're like an elevated fashion I think he's
Speaker 2: somewhat of a male fashion icon. Now I think he
Speaker 2: should put at least to Burk and stock Ont in Byron.
Speaker 3: I get we're in Byron, but that's the point as well. Further,
Speaker 3: is it okay much like the postcode rule that my
Speaker 3: friend told me about, Is it okay in Byron Bay
Speaker 3: to have no shoes on? I think it is. I
Speaker 3: think it is.
Speaker 2: I want to say it is too, but like I
Speaker 2: wouldn't do it, but I get that's the thing the
Speaker 2: locals do. But not for Jacob. Those pretty beautiful feet,
Speaker 2: keep them nice and clean. What if he steps on
Speaker 2: a needle? We're a syringe but yeah, everywhere, but we
Speaker 2: are out of here.
Speaker 3: We've so loved your company. We'll see you tomorrow. It's
Speaker 3: the last day of the Spotlight Screen competition, so it's
Speaker 3: not too late to get in the running for this
Speaker 3: thousand dollars out to You are going to love it
Speaker 3: if you win.
Speaker 2: And be listening at three pm to hear Gaga's brand
Speaker 2: new song.
Speaker 3: Set your alarm. Seriously, don't check this out. The Chrissy
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