WEBVTT - The Spicy Techniques Couples Are Trying To Reignite The Spark 0:00:01.040 --> 0:00:05.200 Gets you Theday morning, every dayDay, every lady Adelaide. 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:12.440 Taking all our offer conversations onto the. 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:17.040 Ten years First Weather presenter squeezing the shower screen because 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:20.960 you know what's not sexy lime scale producers, Zoe. 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:23.480 I've gained something from my latest break up a half blank. 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:29.560 I feel unused in this scale girls chit chat line 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:37.400 where my girls a producer Flag said before he said, 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:39.479 introduce all the girls and explain what chick chat is. 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:43.120 So here I am, yes, this is where we sit 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:48.040 back and we talk all things womanly. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:46.640 Girl. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:50.680 I'm the best here. I'll do the best. You've got Joey, 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.479 You've got producers, Zoe, and also you've got tip one 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:56.480 you ten years first ladies, welcome. 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:01.319 The little real except the use of. 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:01.880 The word womanly. 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:05.240 Hey, Hazy. 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:07.520 We caught up with Fitzy for fifty Fridays, as we 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:10.480 do each and every end of the week, and he 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:12.360 discussed his first kiss. 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:13.679 And what a horror experience it was. 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:16.320 Take a listen, please, We're into high school our year 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:16.920 eight camp. 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:20.080 I was going out with Kristin Murray and unfortunately it 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:22.399 got very nervous that I had to kiss her on 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:24.600 the camp and got a cole saw leading up to it, 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:27.320 so I got I got pulled aside from one of 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.720 a couple of her friends and said, unfortunately, I've got 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:30.959 a message for you from Kristin. 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:32.720 You dumped game over. 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:36.160 I think this is just made the mistake that we've 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:37.880 all made at some point in calling at a cole 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:41.280 saw again, cold saw. 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:43.440 I think that's what happened. She won't kiss him because 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:44.000 I was a heap of. 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:50.160 K and it just got us thinking, girls, didn't it 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:52.280 about our first kiss fails? 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:53.320 Who wants to go first? 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:57.000 I will bend my shoved his tongue so far down 0:01:57.120 --> 0:02:00.400 my throat at the movies, at the hoyts Hoba that 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:03.000 I was like, what the hell does it just happened? 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:06.960 Remember movie Species and they would make love to these 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:09.720 aliens and the aliens would kill the people by sticking 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:10.240 their tongue. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.280 Like that's what felt like. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:14.400 Ben was felt like Ben was like some sort of 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:15.600 alien invading my body. 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:19.160 It was gross anyway, I produced. 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:20.480 Yeah, I didn't care. 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.480 I didn't get attached by an alien. My first kiss 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:26.200 was an Ethan Powell at the bike Crack. Everyone saw it. 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:27.720 It was actually a fine kiss. It wasn't that bad? 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.800 But what you mean everyone saw it. Everyone stood around 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:32.520 the bike pretty much. Isn't that awful? 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:34.800 When primary Yeah, everyone's like, oh they're about to kids 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:35.000 come on. 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:39.760 Everybody's always kissing, girling bike. 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:40.280 Shirts coming on. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:44.399 And it was a fine kiss. But afterwards he said, 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:50.960 oh I could feel your braces. Oh you're you're dumped, 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:52.840 and can you tongue away from my braces? 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:54.840 They're mine? 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:58.560 Why do I just feel like something unusual? 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:02.119 Chips, It wasn't unusual, actually, thank you so much. Mine 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:05.639 was also at the cinema. Yeah, also a cinematic smooch. Yeah, 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:07.720 I was a late blue roun sixteen because I looked 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:11.600 like Harry Potter right up until then at these little specks, 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:13.560 and then suddenly I blossomed and got contact lens. There's 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:15.799 another hint on there anyway, So finally got to cinema 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:17.080 with a boy. 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:19.160 Yeah, sorry, sorry, I just need to drink down on 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:20.919 Your first kiss was at sixteen. 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:24.000 I told you I looked like Harry Potter. No one 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.520 wanted to pash Harry grow up anyway. 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:32.280 No, anywhere I got there, I got there finally, long 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:35.280 last A boy wants to kiss me so much teeth 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.400 we were watching Fame, or we didn't really watch Fame 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:39.840 and we were just pass it on. But it was like, 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.280 I can't even make the noise, how to teeth clashing 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:46.320 sound like like a real yeah? 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:46.839 Like that. 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:48.280 It was like that. 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:50.600 And then when we walked out of the film Toothless 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:53.840 at the end, my mother, who I'd said wait in 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:58.080 the car, was standing in the foyer of Hoyts, like, Linda, please, 0:03:58.720 --> 0:03:59.960 we got pash rush and I don't. 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.840 And then Linda's like, I paid all that money for braces, 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:09.280 now you've got nook at you. I was disaster, Okay, 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:11.119 get involved. Thirteen twenty four to ten. 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:15.280 Your first kiss fails. We want to hear all about them. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:17.960 Reminiscee, guys, reminisce this morning about probably what was the 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:20.640 worst moment of your passion life. 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:23.360 You know, I've got really big teeth, like really quick 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:26.760 no we never noticed. Came through when I was about 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:28.880 twelve or thirteen so, and I was so much smaller, 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:30.359 so these big teeth, so they took up sort of 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:32.440 half my face. By the time I started kissing girls, 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:34.520 I remember my teeth were a bit of an issue. 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:37.920 And I remember when you're kissing away and I can feel, 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.400 and I genuinely could feel when I've just trapped a 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:45.440 bit of lip or something. It didn't hurt my teeth, 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.040 but I knew. I was like, oh gosh, I hope 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:47.560 she's okay. 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:48.120 She was. 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:50.040 Differently. 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:52.080 What was her name? What was your first passion? 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:54.200 My first passion was Hailey Barnes. And also on top 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.320 of that, so we didn't know that you were supposed to, 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:58.200 like in the movies all fancy when you're going from 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:00.440 side to side. So I just had just just one 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:03.440 way that was getting sore. It wasn't a pleasure. 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:07.040 You just rated her face. 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:08.000 Was that good for you? 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.240 Hailey? Swapping saliva and blood? 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:17.760 The horse kiss? Well, that's what Hailey said. How did 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:18.760 I ever pash that horse? 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:23.640 Your first kiss? 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.960 F was get involved this morning, thirteen twenty four ten. 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:28.400 We want to hear from here Geo or Glicious as 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:28.920 we know him. 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.040 What happened Geo Bie. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:36.720 Guys, Yeah, Bloomer like Ki and I was the lead 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:39.480 in the year eleven school musical. Right at the end 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:43.560 of the show, the two lead characters were supposed to kiss. Yeah, 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:47.040 I went in and got completely rejected live on today 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:48.000 in front of everybody. 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:48.760 Oh my god. 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:53.480 Yeah, let's take a rejection to the next level. Scripted 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:55.799 scripted pash that you got rejected. 0:05:55.800 --> 0:06:01.240 Oh that's so sad, GEO. Yeah, thank you. Good morning Steve, 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:04.240 Good morning. Okay, except the scene, where were you? 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:08.000 I was at a blue like dis going with a 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:09.839 lot of friends and a lot of people we didn't 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:14.840 they and I met this guy there and we know 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.160 they were very nervous, both kind of dancing around the 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:18.800 whole thing. And then we got towards the end of 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.839 the night and they were playing the last song. Well, 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:23.320 we've got to do it, We've got to do it, 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:23.960 so we just. 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:24.680 Went for it. 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:27.200 And then the music stopped and the lights came on, 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.800 and all of both groups of friends were just standing 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:33.440 there watching and laughing. 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:40.040 Oh, thank you so much. Good morning, Cheryl, Good morning, 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:41.919 gud pash fire. What happened? 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:46.960 My older sister scared me to actually patch a boy 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:52.000 using my tongue, which I've never done before. And I 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:55.400 was pretty were popular because I've been told that if 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:56.640 you passed your felt pregnant. 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:01.039 How old were about twelve? 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:06.560 And so afterwards I went home and I was very quiet, 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:08.440 and then my mom'sot, what's the mone and I was 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:21.640 broke out tears because I'm pregnant. I was like, she 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:24.119 was laughing her head off, and my sister was hiding 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:26.120 in the other room laughing her head I thought I was. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:29.080 Anytime. 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:33.160 She was like, boy, me your pregnancy. You're going to 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:33.960 be your grandmother. 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:37.600 He's so careful these days, getting people pregnant by kissing 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:40.680 them and all those sorts of things. Tearforn from ten 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:43.040 us first, thank you so much once again for stopping by. 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:45.680 Ray of Sunshine. I'll see you in about half an hour. 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.880 A huge summer of cricket is here on KO Sports. 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:54.360 See every full live coundling and download KO Sports today. 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:57.280 Yes, there's no upstairs with KAO Sports to get on 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.880 board today. I thought W is getting to that pointing 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:01.840 in the season. Very happy to say as well, Joe's 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.120 both our teams are still involved and one of the 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:07.040 absolute experts is Kelly Underwood. She joins us this morning, 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:08.640 a Kelly, good morning, Hazy. 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:10.600 I can't begin to tell you how much we're all 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:15.280 frothing at the prospects of an afl W Showdown Grand Final. 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:19.800 Kel What a weekend for South Australian sport. And there 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:24.200 is a chance that we could get an AFLW Grand 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:27.600 Final showdown, which I can tell you everyone over in 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:31.200 Melbourne and Victoria is sort of shuddering in their food. 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:34.920 So who's your money on, Kelly to take the next step. 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:38.480 You've got the consistency of the always reliable Crows versus Port. 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:40.439 Who's on this absolute fairy tale run. Who do you 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:42.079 think can take the next step in the Grand Final? 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:45.480 Well, it's North Melbourne hosting Port Adelaide this week and 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:49.960 what a story they were Saturday night. Port Adelaide third 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:53.720 year in the competition. They finished seventeenth in their first year, 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:57.120 fifteenth in their second year. They started this season with 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:00.560 one win from their first five round and then they 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:04.480 rattle off the next eight consecutive wins and they do 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:08.199 it by producing the greatest ever three quarter time comeback 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:10.320 in the nine years of this competition. They were down 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:13.560 by twenty two points, flew home with four l eight 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:17.320 goals to win by one. I think Porter on this 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:20.040 fairy tale run, I could see them pausing the upset 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:22.280 of the year and maybe moving through. And I mean, 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:24.520 the Crows aren't the Crows they used to be. But 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:29.160 having said that, Chelsea Randall, you run out of Supiloty 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:31.240 don't kel It. 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:35.040 Is a mouthwatering proposition, there's no doubt about that. Hiring 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:37.720 the Crows tough to get over Brisbane at home, but 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:40.160 all right, but yeah, Port Adelaide, fairy. 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:41.920 Tale season for them. Thank you so much for having 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:42.960 a chat with us this morning. 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:45.160 No worries, I count I had a look. We did 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:47.480 about two hundred and sixteen men's games this year and 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:50.440 more than one hundred women's game, so we're up to 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:53.480 about three hundred on Fox Footy and there's three left, 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:54.680 so bring it on. 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:55.880 I can't wait. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:57.160 It's been a long year. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:03.319 Indy to holiday dar yeah yeah, and to you all. 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:12.240 Your father he's on the money, not look. Sometimes you 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:13.480 just got to get this stuff out of his sister 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:16.480 and chotes before he straighten up and deliver a really 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:19.600 wholesome broadcast. After seven o'clock. 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:22.720 We will put our big girl, boy and boy pants 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:24.360 on at seven o'clock this morning. 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.760 We wear the same pants. Sometimes we shifted over the 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:27.679 unisext pants. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:31.120 We genuinely don't wear the same pants. Now I've got 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.240 a visual of us jumping in the same pants together, 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:34.000 and you stop that. 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.080 You don't want to wear my sweat shorts. So got 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:40.200 pair of shorts that I wear consistently day on day out? Yeah? 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:42.520 Well, I mean, are they the same pair of shorts 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:45.680 that we just see far too much of a little hazy? 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:51.120 What what's going on? Can you stop staring at my 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.600 crotch and concentrate on this place? I'll try, because it's 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:56.840 kind of related. If you're in a relationship and you 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:59.160 want to improve it, I'll maybe you feel like it's suffering, well, 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.280 then listen up. I can be a relationships counselor just 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:05.040 for a second. Couples are exploring kinky sex in a 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.400 bit to salvage their relationships, and this is according to 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:10.880 a new study, The twenty twenty four State of Intimacy 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:14.720 Report by I Think It's Area It's the personalized erotic 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:17.719 concierge site for partners, said thirty five percent of its 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:21.200 users revealed they want to explore kink. I don't really 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:24.200 know what kink is. It's things outside the boundary of 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:26.240 what I say traditional sex is. 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:31.000 It's a bit like like we think of kinky. That's 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:33.360 like kink is like the shortened version of that. It's 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:34.640 like when you call it jats. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:38.199 A single jat's a jack oh thing, you know, okay, 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:38.680 very good? 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:41.760 Yeah, so you agree that a single jets. 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:44.079 Isn't I don't agree with that. I'm just making parallels, 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:44.640 that's all. 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:47.760 Okay, very good. As people are increasingly becoming open to 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:51.319 expanding beyond missionary, the top three things that couples want 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:55.160 to get into under the sheets are sensory play, bondage, 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:59.040 and oral sex or okay, oral sex all died are. 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:02.960 Right? 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:04.640 Interesting? What sensor replay? 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:08.199 I think it's where you pretend, for example, that you 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:10.199 were I don't know, an astronaut. I don't know what 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:10.920 came to my head? 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:11.280 Is there? 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:11.520 It is? 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:16.679 Yeah, it's like tickling or like when do we use 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:17.440 hot works? 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:27.600 And that's oh, you know, honestly sometimes so you bring this. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:28.440 Stuff on yourself. 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:34.040 The Princess of kik. Couples who experimented with a new 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:37.360 sexual experiences, including kink, reported higher levels of satisfaction in 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:40.360 their relationships. About seventy three percent of users said they 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:45.800 fell close to their partner after exploring eroticism. Good, there 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:49.480 you go, and you like that, all right, I'm sure 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.679 something different passing gip mask what's happened? 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:53.679 All right? 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:55.959 Maybe in the market right now for a new baby. 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:58.480 Maybe there's baby on the way. Maybe you're in the 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:00.720 market for trying to make a baby. Who know what? 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:03.000 Are you just on marketplace looking for a new baby? 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:03.440 No? 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:05.520 Where you go? Where's the stork come from? These know 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:08.760 it's really confusing. Baby names can be a little bit confusing. 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:12.400 It's a big decision as well. A baby name consultant 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:15.160 has revealed that outdated baby names is set to make 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:17.680 a b old comeback in twenty twenty five. Her name 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:19.240 is Colleen Slagan. 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:22.320 We'll see that's ironic because Colleen has gone out and 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:23.880 is Colleen coming Bagan. 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:24.800 That's my mum's name. 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:27.520 That's your beautiful mother's name. Can you see a little 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.000 baby Colleen making a comeback? 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.240 Don't picture it. It's a nice name though. 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:34.120 It is a lovely, lovely name. So here's a list 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.040 of the boy names which are set to make a 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:38.160 bit of a comeback. To me, what you think George, 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:46.160 col Beckham, Tate, Rocky, Hollis, Teddy, Boden, Casey and Crewe. 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:47.640 Boden like the suburb. 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:51.200 I think Boden like the suburb, but spelt bod e n. 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:54.440 There's no w in there, right girls names, and you 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:59.160 can thank one particular actress for this, Bigo Georgia Miller Scotty. 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:01.680 I don't know girls called. I didn't know that. Billy 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:06.480 Lottie and I have a lotty Goldie, Louise Hallie and 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:11.600 Judath Judith. Judas is the one for me. I'm just 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:15.000 trying to bitch a little beautiful baby brother name of Judas. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:15.760 Little baby Judith. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:19.640 Imagine having a baby and then reem being like, oh, 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:20.400 what do you call it? 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:21.440 Judas? 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:26.240 Judith? Doesn't work? Oh, because then to shorten it is 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:29.160 probably Judy, and then you've got Judge Judy. And then 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:31.040 you just know that if it's a little baby and 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:33.840 its name is Judy and it's really really going for it, 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:35.960 like Judge Judy, is that it could be very very intimidated. 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:37.200 Yes, that's very true. 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:37.840 There you go. 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:40.520 Funny how your brain went to that direction too, isn't it. 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:42.760 And then the cousin of Judy, of course, is Jody. 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:46.000 So you see where I'm getting at. 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.280 What little baby Jody You're saying? 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:50.640 I like to go off my tree. 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.560 I'm not really sure. I'm going to punch out now. 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.800 Six fifty four forget myself a trouble. 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:01.640 Joke. That's a job, a terrible job. 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:04.200 We get you up and about is the aim. Anyway, 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:06.280 we do our best. We do it through humor. 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:07.720 It's Monday morning joke off. 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:10.080 And if you heard the Naughty at six forty a 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.280 short time ago, you will understand when I say the 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:12.680 Queen of. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:13.320 Kink is back. 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:16.400 Last time. 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:18.720 I offer help on sexual and wonder and advice to 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:19.120 you too. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:20.960 That's a lot of leather for a Monday morning. 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:24.600 Then you take the mask off for the joker. 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:29.120 Talking bit says the man wearing some leather chat. 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:33.720 Gosh is dripping in chains control. 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:36.440 All right, three jokes? Who wants to go first? 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:37.840 All right? 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:40.720 An Irish man walks into a library and he says, 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:44.200 fish and chips please. My brain says, this is a library. 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:47.200 Here it goes sorry, fish and chips please? 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:58.480 So quiet in a library you have to whisper because 0:15:58.520 --> 0:15:59.480 it's a library. 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:04.320 Okay, I got one. 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:08.200 A man asks his iPhone Siri, why am I single? 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:17.120 Siri activates front camera. Can you imagine that? 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:20.680 That's brutal? I'm trying to get it. Go on, go again. 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:22.680 I'll go one more because you're armed with all sorts 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:25.920 of just come out, just rolls out of your sleeve? 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:26.640 What else you got? 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:29.840 Two donkeys are standing at a roadside. One donkey says, 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:32.840 so shall we cross, and the other donkey says, no way. 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:34.080 Look at what happened to the zebra. 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:36.280 Yeah. 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:37.080 I like that. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:38.640 That's clever. 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:45.600 It's getting good. 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:46.240 Here we go. 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:49.600 So a pregnant woman that bumps her head and falls 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.280 into a comb. A pregnant woman. When she finally wakes up, 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:55.040 she's greeted by a nurse. The nurse says, oh, great, 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:58.360 you're finally back, and the woman says, did I give birth? 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:01.920 Nurse replies, yes, he gave birth to twins, a boy 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:05.840 and a girl. She says, wow, that's amazing. The nurse replies, 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:08.879 and your brother named them. A woman says, oh, no, 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:12.080 but he's an idiot. What did he name the girl? 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:16.440 Nurse replies Denise. Woman says, oh, actually that's it's quite 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:19.360 a nice name. And what about the boy? What did 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:30.359 you name him? Nurse replied the nephew confirmation, what. 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:33.320 You win? 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:33.879 The joker. 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:35.359 I need to know. 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:36.040 I need to know now. 0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:38.080 I need to know. I need to know. I need 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:41.000 to know what to do today. To know what you 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:43.720 need to know? You know what you need to know 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:44.480 with Jody. 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:47.440 Obviously, first and foremost you need to know that there's 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:49.840 a big old baler of Adelaide five hundred post flights. 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:54.639 But also what about the scenes yesterday in the NBA 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:57.320 without thirty six unbelievable. 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:00.639 I'm all kicked off when trans bayly went for a 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:03.240 basket and then the opposition playing from Melbourne United and 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:06.040 sort of pushed him, and that Tres kind of mired 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:08.600 of sideswiped him and pushed it like in the head, 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:12.439 you know, and then they got into it with the crowd. 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:14.600 Yeah. Can I just say that though the incident at 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:17.600 the start, so it was against John Rowe, and so 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:19.479 Tres just sort of backed up to him and then 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:22.040 Rowe and they slowed it down. Did set pulled him 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:26.080 down onto the fort and then he reacted maybe just 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:28.639 a little bit hate the linch. And then yeah, the 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:30.879 scenes on the sidelines involving spectators. 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:33.199 So it was an interesting one because apparently I have 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:34.000 heard that there. 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:37.199 Were some maybe some bikeis sitting in what's called the 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:40.760 Hollywood seats, and those seats are courtside right next to 0:18:40.840 --> 0:18:45.600 the thirty six's bench, and apparently those spectators instigated it 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:48.480 by chirping Tres and a few of the players and 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:50.800 then it got physical, so one that you can see 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:53.879 in the vision one of them actually pushes Djsilovich, who 0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:56.919 last night on his Instagram posted a picture of the 0:18:56.960 --> 0:18:58.919 guy involved who was wearing a hoodie and pulled it 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:02.000 down over his face to the picture and said this 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:03.960 needs a band for life at the NBO. 0:19:04.520 --> 0:19:05.639 Jack's from Sons of Anarchy. 0:19:05.920 --> 0:19:09.320 Yeah, well, I well know, so those guys got a victim. 0:19:09.359 --> 0:19:12.200 But apparently security did nothing when this was all kicking off, 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:14.480