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Speaker 1: And we're back into another episode of Stimulator. Stimulator back

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Speaker 1: for another week. You know what we do around it.

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Speaker 1: We don't waste any time, no time at all. There's

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Speaker 1: one thing we got to say, Jake, what's that? Just

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Speaker 1: a quick little thank you, thank you. Spotify is letting

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Speaker 1: us use their studio. There are there crem de la creme,

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Speaker 1: as Travis said, crem de la creme. This is fancy. Yeah, guys,

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Speaker 1: you should see the freaking tech in this. So if

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Speaker 1: you're on the audio, go check the video out. I

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Speaker 1: would recommend it. It's also looking very like sophisticated, maybe

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Speaker 1: a little more sophisticated. We've got a fern in the

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Speaker 1: middle of it. We must be some facts today. We

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Speaker 1: are starting with subtle signs you give when you don't

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Speaker 1: like him. We want to let you know also if

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Speaker 1: we pick up on that, I feel like they're going

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Speaker 1: to be blunt. Some of them are quite intricate, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, wait, that makes so much sense now, yeah,

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Speaker 1: thinking about it, Yeah, yeah, So subtle signs you give

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Speaker 1: when you don't like him, ask to split the bill.

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Speaker 1: That's a I don't know actually, because first dates it's

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Speaker 1: a bit of I think it's a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a green flag. But if they say, if I was

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Speaker 1: to be like no, no, no, let me and then

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Speaker 1: they let me pay for it, I wouldn't pick up

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Speaker 1: on that at all. I don't think i'd pick up

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Speaker 1: on it. I don't think i'd pick up on it.

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Speaker 1: I'd just be like, well, what a nice But to

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Speaker 1: be fair, but independent of the girl's perspective, she's like, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to go on a second one, so

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Speaker 1: I'm going to split it. So I don't know him

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Speaker 1: anything true. I don't want to feel like I need

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Speaker 1: to give him at It's too intricate, and I would

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Speaker 1: not pick up on that at all. Just be honest

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Speaker 1: and be like, no, no, this wasn't good. Let's not

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Speaker 1: do this again. Shit, Okay. This one's also kind of

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I get this. So subtle signs

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Speaker 1: you give when you don't like him quote all right,

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Speaker 1: this is when he's bought you a drink or something

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Speaker 1: like done something nice. You say you shouldn't have oh,

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Speaker 1: not picking up on that at all. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I would think of that as like a thank you.

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Speaker 1: That's playful. Yeah you should. You shouldn't see. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: get that at all. I think the right thing to

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Speaker 1: do is not take the drink, Like, no, you drink it, like,

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Speaker 1: just be blunt. Girls are too nice nice. Yeah they

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Speaker 1: are too nice, but way way too nice. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be this big. I'm just all I'm saying. Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know subtle signs you give when you don't like him.

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Speaker 1: You keep calling him bro. That would actually I would

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Speaker 1: get that. That hurts mine. I would get that straight away,

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Speaker 1: so would I. Bro, man, you're such a good friend,

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Speaker 1: champ friend, You're like a brother to me. You can't

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Speaker 1: hear that, ey bro. I feel like the reason it

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Speaker 1: would hurt to is because girls don't say bro, and

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Speaker 1: you pick up as soon as they do, they're like,

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Speaker 1: oh stop it, bro, Like, yeah, you don't okay this one.

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Speaker 1: I actually think I would get to Okay, sometal signs

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Speaker 1: are given you don't like him. When snapchatting, I will

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Speaker 1: send him bad photos. Oh like I don't set up

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Speaker 1: the angle. I don't look bad. Yeah, I don't think

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Speaker 1: i'd pick up on that. I'd be like, oh, she's comfortable.

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Speaker 1: We skipped a few steps, she even care, she's confident.

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Speaker 1: I think we're finding out that either the guys are

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Speaker 1: want to pick up on it. Yeah, just like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: what it is? These guys are thick, but we think

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Speaker 1: we're smart because they're like, she would never think that deep,

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Speaker 1: she would never think that deep. But they do think

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Speaker 1: that she likes me. That's all I'm thinking, she replied.

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Speaker 1: Several signs you give when you don't like him. Delete

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Speaker 1: the chat without opening it so it stays on delivered.

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Speaker 1: Is that a thing? I hope not. Is that a thing?

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Speaker 1: So if you've ever been left on delivered out there,

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Speaker 1: that's what's happened. I didn't know that was a thing.

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Speaker 1: That's a new fear for everyone, guys and girls. That's

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Speaker 1: a new fear for everyone. That's also power players. The

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that though, did I. That's wild. He

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Speaker 1: just left them delivered. That's like, I tell you what

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Speaker 1: I did recently as I turned my red receipts off

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Speaker 1: on text message. Yeah, I noticed, Yeah, I noticed that.

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Speaker 1: Can you at least turn them on for me. Can

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Speaker 1: you do that individually? I'm pretty sure you can individual

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Speaker 1: do it for you. Yeah, just because when like business happens,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to like read it and then reply

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Speaker 1: process and see. This is the thing though, was like,

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Speaker 1: I have my RED receipts on. Yeah, I know, and

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Speaker 1: if you send me something that needs a reply, I

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Speaker 1: will look at it. I could leave it for an

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Speaker 1: hour and reply and I don't care. Yeah, just leave

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Speaker 1: me on RED. I need. I know you've led me on.

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Speaker 1: I know you've done it anyway. Yeah, Jesus, subtle signs

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Speaker 1: you give when you don't like him, And I think

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Speaker 1: that if he is noticing this, then you have let

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Speaker 1: it go too far. I don't shave. Oh, I think

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Speaker 1: you've let it go a bit too far. I'm going

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Speaker 1: with like she's comfortable around me once again, though, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking like, oh, she already thinks I like her,

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Speaker 1: so she's like she's a bit of armpit. How do

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Speaker 1: you feel better? I can, I can go legs in it.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about like, I don't know. There's something

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Speaker 1: we've talked about this before. There's something weird about armpits.

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Speaker 1: I wish I could say, like, I don't care, I

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Speaker 1: might start shaving mine your umpits. Go for it. Why

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Speaker 1: not sweat aerodynamic for swimming? You must stink less, big swimmers,

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Speaker 1: you do stink. Subtle signs you give when you don't

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Speaker 1: like him react with her thumbs up, that's easy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's pick up on that. I'd probably delete the chat. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I probably delete the chat block. I'll just cry. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I need to. I just need to delete the receipts

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Speaker 1: of this ever happened, this exchange, This exchange doesn't exist

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Speaker 1: even like, yeah, mojis tell like such a different story.

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Speaker 1: Hey they do, Actually, why do they have such power.

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Speaker 1: I've never sent like a little, a little message to

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Speaker 1: you know, trying to tell her you like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're trying to show you pretty. You want an EXO

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Speaker 1: and they send back a smiley face. Yeah, I reckon.

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Speaker 1: Just instead, just don't send anything. I reckon. Instead, just

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Speaker 1: stab me in the heart exactly. Just delete the chat,

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Speaker 1: leave me on delivered smiling face. At least I think

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Speaker 1: you haven't seen it. I know that's happening to you. Yeah, school,

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Speaker 1: it did for some reason. The old school knew the

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Speaker 1: this girl, she's like this Jake I saw thought he

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Speaker 1: had a chance. Like, what did you do? Screenshot it

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Speaker 1: and post it on Instagram and block me? How does

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Speaker 1: everyone know what was back in the day? You remember kick?

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Speaker 1: I do remember kicking. I remember the foot when this happened.

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Speaker 1: I remember the first person I saw at school the

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Speaker 1: next day didn't even say hello to me. The first

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Speaker 1: thing they said was you got friend zone, And I

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Speaker 1: was like, how did you know? You do? You do?

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Speaker 1: Give friend zone by I do not do? Not all

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Speaker 1: right sort of things you do? And you don't like

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Speaker 1: him A pat on the back when we greet, when

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Speaker 1: we hug, Oh, I'm not picking up on that. You

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Speaker 1: don't reckon. I'm already too uncomfortable when I pat on

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Speaker 1: the back like a he go Jim, I think I'd

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Speaker 1: pick up on that. I don't. I don't think I would.

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Speaker 1: I'm too uncomfortable, like hugging a girl for the first time,

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Speaker 1: so I'm not about side hug. Maybe a side hide,

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Speaker 1: but also like to be fair, if I'm on a

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Speaker 1: back of all this didn't go yeah, yeah, good boy.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking in my head like I'm about to kiss it,

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Speaker 1: and she goes pats me on the back, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: damn it. Usually you'll go hug first, and then if

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Speaker 1: you can feel the hug with a little squeeze, oh

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Speaker 1: you're right. Yeah, you're at the end of the day, right,

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Speaker 1: You go for a hug like had a great time,

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Speaker 1: and when you do it, you can like tell her

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Speaker 1: as I come out, I'm grabbing her face and I'm

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Speaker 1: kissing her. But if she just patted you on the back,

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Speaker 1: you'd be like I would my god, I wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: say anything. I'll just turn around. So this is how

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Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, subtle signs you give when you don't

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Speaker 1: like the mention of an ex brought up in the

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Speaker 1: definitely not subtle signs you give when you don't like him.

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Speaker 1: And I think this is the most intricate and I've

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Speaker 1: never picked up on it before, but it's very interesting.

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Speaker 1: Brag about your self so you make him less interested

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Speaker 1: in you. I was literally about to say, before you

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Speaker 1: finish that sentence, I was about to say, I would

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Speaker 1: just start to dislike her. That's what they want, And

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like ralling my brain right now. There's definitely

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Speaker 1: been periods of time where girls have been bragging. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: this girl's a bit cocky. Yeah, you're like, I don't

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Speaker 1: putting down and doesn't like me anymore. The fuck that's

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Speaker 1: are you serious? Hey, the girllypops know what they're doing

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Speaker 1: way way, way, way way higher up than us in

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Speaker 1: the I level. But now we know, and we just helped.

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Speaker 1: We just helped all the dudes out out there, which

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Speaker 1: is not usually what we're about. We usually about helping

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Speaker 1: out the ladies them. We won't get back to the

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Speaker 1: population anyway. Alright, in next start we're doing, we're coming

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Speaker 1: back to this. Actually we've done this once before. Jake

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Speaker 1: came up with this, all right, and it's things girls

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Speaker 1: do that I think are unreasonable but somehow makes me

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Speaker 1: love them more. It's a dangerous game, but you need

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Speaker 1: to give us time to explain each one. You gotta

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Speaker 1: kick us off on this one. You came up with.

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Speaker 1: This one's gonna be controversial. Okay, don't go too dangerous. Okay, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no. I have a good reason behind this one.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me land. Okay, things girls do that

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Speaker 1: I think are unreasonable, but somehow make me love them more. Okay,

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Speaker 1: fake tan m. The reason being is because so many

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Speaker 1: people will be like, you don't need it, You don't

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Speaker 1: need it, You look better without it, You look better

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Speaker 1: that is so funny. You look at me, You're looking

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Speaker 1: at it like, what are you doing that? I feel

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Speaker 1: like people with actually people like that would never ever

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Speaker 1: get into confrontation ever. They can't hold icontact. No, do

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Speaker 1: you think they're cann have deep convots? I want you

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Speaker 1: to look me in the eye. That's so mean. I

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Speaker 1: cann't say that. No, no, no, no no no. I

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Speaker 1: do weightlifting like this girl does weightlifting. And he said, quote,

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Speaker 1: you're going to look like a man if you train

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Speaker 1: like that. Hate the comment. Hate that. And I said,

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Speaker 1: don't worry. If you train like me, maybe you can too.

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Speaker 1: That's relatable also for like parents commenting on girls who

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Speaker 1: work out at the gym a lot. That is the

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Speaker 1: sickest response. That is the sickest respect. That is such

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Speaker 1: a good response. I hate that too, because like I've

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Speaker 1: been working out for like five years trying to look

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Speaker 1: like the manliest man. It just doesn't work. Fuck me.

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Speaker 1: You can't be disappointing in bed and out of it.

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Speaker 1: You have to pick one that one would crush. It's

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Speaker 1: talking about a guy's like sex life or his sexibility

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Speaker 1: or chatting ability as a man, gentlemanness, you got to

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Speaker 1: pick one, brou which would you pick if you had

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Speaker 1: to pick one? If you had to pick one, you're

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Speaker 1: a douche and you're good in bed, or you're like

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Speaker 1: the most best guy ever, a complete gentleman, but you

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Speaker 1: have the shit disability in bed. Man, I know what

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Speaker 1: I should pick, but I know what I want to pick.

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Speaker 1: I am still a man at the end of the day.

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Speaker 1: I try to be a good guy, but I still

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Speaker 1: am a man at the end of the day. And

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Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're gonna pick. Gentlemen. Fuck gentleman.

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Speaker 1: That's what I would pick too, No, I would. I would.

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Speaker 1: What's weird? Like I swear that the douchey guys, I

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Speaker 1: swear like maybe them being a douche makes it better

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Speaker 1: because of like this better be good. True, he's gonna

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Speaker 1: be good at something to be cocky, Yeah, true. Like

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Speaker 1: maybe Also girls look at a douchey guy and think like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I bet you he thinks he's good in bed, so

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Speaker 1: he's not gonna be and so they have low standards

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Speaker 1: for the sex. And then when it's better, they're like, well,

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Speaker 1: he's good in bed. Douche but good in bed. And

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Speaker 1: then for a nice guy, they're like, oh, he is

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Speaker 1: such a green flag. I bet you he's good in bed.

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Speaker 1: So they have high standards and then he doesn't hit

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Speaker 1: the standards. That makes sense. Set your expectations low, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll reader it. So, what's the meanest and cruelest thing

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Speaker 1: you've ever said to a man? I'm not asking for

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Speaker 1: a friend, I'm asking for inspiration. He was twenty six

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Speaker 1: and balding. I was crying through our breakup and mid tears,

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Speaker 1: I laughed and I said to him, at least I

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Speaker 1: won't have a bald man in my wedding pictures. Fuck,

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Speaker 1: he didn't wear It hurts. You know what bro did?

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Speaker 1: He went straight their toad. That was the only inspiration

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Speaker 1: he needed for flights to Tokyo. It's the easy. As

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Speaker 1: soon as a guy's like short, he's got a bit

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Speaker 1: of a receding hairline or something, you're just like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well you're bored. I feel like you could say it

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Speaker 1: to a man that isn't even bolding. Well, every single

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Speaker 1: every single guy has a bit of a nut for

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Speaker 1: trying to get a little widow's peak. Everyone's all got it.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's got it. But like however big it is, you

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Speaker 1: can claim that someone's receiving it's fucked. He okay, he said,

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Speaker 1: you can read me like a book. I said, honey,

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Speaker 1: you're a pamphlet. NA like that one. That one's good,

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Speaker 1: a child's book. That's better than a pamphlet. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: was a cold Or would you be addictionary? What would

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Speaker 1: you be? You'd be a business card? Take that in business?

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Speaker 1: I'll take that. Take that. Okay, it's my last one.

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Speaker 1: What's the meanest and cruel thing you've ever said to

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Speaker 1: a man. I'm not asking for a friend, I'm asking

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Speaker 1: for inspiration. Quote. Imagine the conversations we could have if

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Speaker 1: you replied as fast as you finish. Oh fuck, that's

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Speaker 1: too far. I think that's the best one. That's soul

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Speaker 1: shatteryd is a good one. That's what you'd say if

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Speaker 1: a man's taking a long time to reply. Yeah, yeah, Yo,

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Speaker 1: that's a great tip. That's good. That's a great tip. Well, guys,

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Speaker 1: that was stimulated. Yeah, we love you all, and once

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Speaker 1: again a big thank you for Spotify for putting us

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Speaker 1: up today. Yeah, thanks for listening. We love you. See ya, mate,