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Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome back to another episode. Oh stimulated.

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Speaker 1: We don't mess.

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Speaker 2: Around here, do we, Jake, No, we do not, and

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Speaker 2: that's why we are jumping straight into it with the

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Speaker 2: first segment of today is reasons why we do not

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Speaker 2: deserve Dogs, and I'm gonna go with number one and

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Speaker 2: it's this right here, admire well explained to the listeners. Mate,

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Speaker 2: if you're new here, this is Henry. This is my

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Speaker 2: girlfriend's dog. He featured in an episode when he was

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Speaker 2: very young.

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Speaker 1: A puppy.

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Speaker 2: He was a puppy, he was puppying and he was puppying.

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Speaker 2: And now he's a fucking dog.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking dog.

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Speaker 2: Now look at it doesn't even fit like he would

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Speaker 2: fit on one leg last time he was here. Now

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Speaker 2: he's massive, and now he's huge, and he's chilling. He's

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Speaker 2: really actually quite relaxed, to be fair.

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Speaker 1: And there's a lot of pets out there. Everybody loves

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Speaker 1: their animals and sometimes they just need a little bit

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Speaker 1: of appreciation.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we want appreciation for the pets out there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we've gone with dogs because obviously companions, but all of them.

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Speaker 1: If you've got a good personality cat there, lucky, I

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Speaker 1: love them.

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Speaker 2: I would fully fully be I will be getting a

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Speaker 2: cat to just like that just sits on the fucking shelves.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to.

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Speaker 2: Be there and like every now and then when it

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Speaker 2: when it graces me with its with its presence and

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Speaker 2: lets me cuddle it, I'll be like, oh this is amazing.

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Speaker 1: First, yeah, go for it all right.

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Speaker 2: Reasons why we don't deserve dogs because of that little

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Speaker 2: noise they make when they stretch or yawn. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that little like that little like it's like you needed

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Speaker 2: that and you can tell it was a good stretch

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Speaker 2: every morning.

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Speaker 1: Reason why we don't deserve it is because how cute

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Speaker 1: that it actually melts. Everything they do is just God,

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Speaker 1: just squeeze. It's good to have a dog any now,

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Speaker 1: because like we can just look, we can really like,

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Speaker 1: we can really embrace it. Reasons why we don't deserve

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Speaker 1: dogs how they're always so excited when you get hurt.

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Speaker 1: Oh that was one of when you get home from work.

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Speaker 2: And I've never been that excited for anything in my

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Speaker 2: whole life, I don't think.

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Speaker 1: And they feel that every day you actually like you

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Speaker 1: feel something. You get home and sometimes you forget that

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Speaker 1: they're there. Yes, and they're they're waiting and they're so

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Speaker 1: happy and something. One reason, another reason why we don't

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Speaker 1: deserve dogs is going off that, and it's that they

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Speaker 1: they like recognize the sound of your car or the

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Speaker 1: sound of something that you do, so they know when

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Speaker 1: you're home. So you're not even near the door, but

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Speaker 1: when you get to the door, they're jumping at the

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Speaker 1: door already because they know you're home. You're just like,

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Speaker 1: how do you know that? The geniuses?

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Speaker 2: And there's no better I would I'm not this is bad.

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Speaker 1: I would prefer to come home to Henry every day

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Speaker 1: for how excited he gets.

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Speaker 2: Then to come home to my girlfriend, she would say

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Speaker 2: the same thing. I know she would, purely based off

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Speaker 2: the excitement. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: It's the best. To be fair.

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Speaker 2: You probably haven't felt it for a while because I

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Speaker 2: took you home after a solid six days away from

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Speaker 2: your dog, and he's so old that he didn't even

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Speaker 1: You picked him up and he was just like, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm off the ground. He was still happy to be

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Speaker 1: picked up, mate.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well that one you do was one of mine,

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Speaker 2: But I got another good one. Reasons why we don't

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Speaker 2: deserve dogs because we are their whole life and they

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Speaker 2: are just.

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Speaker 1: A short part of ours. Oh that's the it's very

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Speaker 1: They're so meaningful in our life.

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Speaker 2: I know we to them like we are their entire life,

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Speaker 2: from when they meet us to when they fucking die exactly,

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Speaker 2: and we're just going to remember them as like a

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Speaker 2: best friend that we had for ten years when we

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Speaker 1: What do you think dogs think about when they die

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Speaker 1: their own I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to cry. Seriously, I don't want to know.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't. You couldn't tell me that information of like proof,

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Speaker 2: this is what they think about when they're dying, like

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Speaker 2: all the good memories of they think about you feeding him, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Like I'm thinking of what they dream of as well,

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Speaker 2: or when he's home alone and waiting for you at

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Speaker 2: work for eight hours, like you hate doing it, but

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Speaker 2: thinking like what is he thinking about? Because he's just

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Speaker 2: thinking about good memories of times where you were home.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like I it's so depressing to think about.

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Speaker 1: I know what you mean. Oh, so reasons why we

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Speaker 1: don't deserve dogs, how loyal they are sort of going

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Speaker 1: off your one. No dog likes a person more than

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Speaker 1: their own. Oh my god. Literally, if you're the owner

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Speaker 1: of that dog that's there, like you said, their whole life,

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Speaker 1: another person.

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Speaker 2: Comes up like they'll be happy. It's not the same

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Speaker 2: type of happy, No, it's different.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: They will never ever break your heart exactly. A dog

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Speaker 2: will never break your heart. I wish boys were like dogs.

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Speaker 1: These girls, I know. Bro.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if men were like dogs, the world would be

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Speaker 2: a fucking good place.

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Speaker 1: I would just say it would be.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hinge wouldn't exist, wouldn't exist. Reasons why we don't

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Speaker 2: deserve dogs. They never had to download Hinge did they.

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Speaker 2: All they were was faithful. Fucking hell they were.

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Speaker 1: Are you out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm done, I got two more. While we don't

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Speaker 2: deserve dogs. They teach you what a real best like

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Speaker 2: fuck and my last one. They always put you first.

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Speaker 1: Cuddles, they're down, walks they're down, Oh yeah, beach they're down. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're like, oh you're up, getting out of house where

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Speaker 1: we go?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Sorry, sometimes you don't always get to come.

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Speaker 1: I apologize. Yeah, but they're no matter what. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: you're there with them, they're happy. Fuck.

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Speaker 2: Also, delutless things make them happy. Reasons why we don't

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Speaker 1: They live in the moment. Yeah, we don't live in

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Speaker 1: the moment. We worry about money. They don't worry about money.

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Speaker 1: All they're worried about is you exactly. They're all living

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Speaker 1: in the moment. I love that about dogs. This makes

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Speaker 1: me think, right now how much I love berry. This

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Speaker 1: for you. You've gotta start showing some love.

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Speaker 2: Lad.

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Speaker 1: Don't put that into the world, all right, everybody, Usually

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Speaker 1: on this pod we try to get an insight info

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Speaker 1: into how the males think, yes, and we do our

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Speaker 1: best to give everybody a little bit of a feeling

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Speaker 1: of what we feeling. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, But right

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Speaker 1: now we're going to get an insight into what girls

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Speaker 1: are thinking about on a first date. Yes, so this

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Speaker 1: is what are you really trying to find out during

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Speaker 1: the talking stages? Which is great insightful information right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I found when I was getting these that they're

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Speaker 2: not always just trying to find out like the simple things. No,

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Speaker 2: most of from real at all.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're trying to find out the nitty gritty kind

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Speaker 1: of stuff. Yeah, you go first or me, you go first. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so what are you really trying to find out during

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Speaker 1: the talking stages? Good one. We'll start with a good one.

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Speaker 1: How open he is about his feelings. Okay, that is

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Speaker 1: a good one. That's very much. I can't say there

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Speaker 1: was that many more. Yeah, that was very mature.

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Speaker 2: I won't follow up with a mature one. What are

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Speaker 2: you really trying to find out during the talking stage?

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Speaker 2: How many other girls he's talking to?

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Speaker 1: AKA? What the competition's like? Ballad ballad? How do they

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Speaker 1: find that out? I don't actually know. The guys slip

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Speaker 2: They must or they're just honest, surely not they slip No,

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Speaker 2: guys don't be fucking ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Yeayeah yes and Henry, yes, but they must slip up.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, next one's a good one. What

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Speaker 1: are you really trying to find out during the talking

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Speaker 1: stages if they're a serial killer? Oh? Wit, that is

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Speaker 1: I saw that heaps. I swear girls always think that.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I mean to be fair, like, keep the standards low,

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Speaker 2: and he can only go up. So if you think

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Speaker 2: he might be a serial killer and then he's not,

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Speaker 2: he's green flags. Yeah, you know, it's not a bad.

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Speaker 1: Way to look at It's better to have your walls

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Speaker 1: up fair enough, make sure you take, make sure you're safe. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: first date, very public place location, do all the gilly pop?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What are you really trying to find out during

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Speaker 2: the talking stage if he also likes sexting?

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Speaker 1: Oh, they don't find that out. I just don't see.

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Speaker 1: Here's my problem with this, right, Yeah, girls are trying

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Speaker 1: to find this out. But do they? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Like, are you trying to find out if you like

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Speaker 2: sexting because you think it's a red flag?

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to find it out because you think

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Speaker 1: it's a green I'm also thinking, like how do you

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Speaker 1: get that information out of a guy? Like you're just like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you like spicy picks or something like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, like I guess like far enough

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Speaker 2: in like the talking stage could be a month. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've never done it? Though, really could you do it?

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Speaker 1: I don't what do you really like? But like on

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Speaker 1: the scheme of what I'm trying to figure out about

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Speaker 1: a person, like that's so low down here, Like if

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Speaker 1: they don't for you, yeah, for you, it is surely

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Speaker 1: for some people it might be important. Surely, Like if

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Speaker 1: you're thinking about should I date this guy. This could

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Speaker 1: be one of their he doesn't say dick pics.

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Speaker 2: I don't even think sexting is always just nudes though,

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Speaker 2: Like it's like, is he articulate in the way he

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Speaker 2: wants to undress me? I would like to pull down

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Speaker 2: her pantyholes, and I would like to I would like

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Speaker 2: to take you into that room. Close the door, you go,

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Speaker 2: that's good to throw you against the wall a dark,

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Speaker 1: The details may need you upon all smelling like a

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Speaker 1: nice wooden Clearly we could not.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know what I think they want to

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Speaker 2: hear about the smell of wood in the room.

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Speaker 1: What about the the room detail? You've got to set

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Speaker 1: the scene? Maybe, I don't know. What are you really

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Speaker 1: trying to find out during the talking stages? If he

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Speaker 1: has money? I had one that said, what that bank

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Speaker 1: balance looks like? Valley honestly? Fair enough, that's fair. Some

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Speaker 1: people like that. That's that makes him.

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Speaker 2: Look, what are you really trying to find out during

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Speaker 2: the talking stage?

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Speaker 1: If they can handle that dog in me? That one's fair.

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Speaker 1: That's what you're trying to find out. Yeah, and there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of dogs out there. Yeah, Okay, what are

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Speaker 1: you actually trying to find out during the talking stages

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Speaker 1: if he's actually single.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I tell you what you have to have gone

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Speaker 2: Like some people don't feel guilt, but I like, I

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Speaker 2: It's worse to be the first family finding out he

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Speaker 1: Ooh? Is he got that tea? Oh? Fair? What a

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Speaker 2: They get so invested in this guy and their feelings

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter as much. Transport yourself into a girl.

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Speaker 2: I don't feel like I don't feel like happened to

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Speaker 1: It's not about how mean it is. It's about how

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Speaker 2: It's like, nah, no, no, no, poor bloke, poor Jake,

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Speaker 2: If he squeezes his toothpaste from the middle or from

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Speaker 2: And it's a dirtier way to do it. In Korea,

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Speaker 2: Why is Australia not investing in toilets in this country?

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Speaker 1: How you can just get one Jack? Jack's a plumber

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Speaker 1: and he can install one. Can install them, you can,

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Speaker 1: You just wanted to wash your butm you don't need it.

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Speaker 1: We're the risk. I was Coleen in Korea. Holy shit? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Moving on, Okay, what are you really trying to find

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Speaker 2: out in the talking stages? If they have any girl

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Speaker 2: best friends?

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Speaker 1: Followed up by two red flags facts, that's good, she's

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Speaker 1: Well, the only reason you went on the date is

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Speaker 1: you already know. I see what you're doing this one.

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Speaker 2: What are you really trying to find out during the

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Speaker 1: His house plan on real estate dot com? Oh stalker,

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Speaker 1: and we know how they find him too. It's crazy

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Speaker 1: FBI agents out there. My last one, what are you

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Speaker 1: how much he lifts? Really?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The fuck shit? What's that squad do? What's that bench press?

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Speaker 1: Has he got to?

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Speaker 2: I couldn't be asked like what do you bench on

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Speaker 2: a first date?

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Speaker 1: Because my answer every time is I don't bench no

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Speaker 1: second day?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like do you need to know what you're like?

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Speaker 2: Bench pr is just to be able to go on

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Speaker 2: a second date these days? Fucking fuck, that's crazy. Dog

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Speaker 2: get a dog world out there, alright, you guys to

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Speaker 2: just yeah, keep going. So we're gonna call this one

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Speaker 2: basic requirements that men are scared of. Yeah, I'll go first,

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Speaker 1: Like why are they? I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: I'm sick of hearing like the let's go for a walk.

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Speaker 2: Guilty, I've done it before, but it's not good.

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Speaker 1: Let's just see what we feel like. Time to grow up. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Literally basic requirements that men are scared of. Don't follow

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Speaker 2: I had one that was so what basic requirements men

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Speaker 2: are scared of? And it's unfollowing Instagram models.

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Speaker 1: Same thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's two be which Okay, it's a good point.

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Speaker 1: Like men genuine it's like befohen they were single, I.

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Speaker 2: Know they don't follow them, like really thinking they have

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Speaker 1: Like it's just out of respect though. Soon as you

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Speaker 1: you don't know who cares. Yeah yeah yeah no.

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Speaker 2: Simple porn hub still exists, Like just like delete your

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Speaker 1: Honestly, literally so weird. Basic requirements that men are scared

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Speaker 2: Fuck, oh, my girlfriend's coming over to the Savoy and

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Speaker 2: I haven't washed my sheets for a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 1: And I know they're just going to.

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Speaker 2: Say something like they don't look dirty and they don't

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Speaker 2: feel dirty, and.

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Speaker 1: I just couldn't be bothered to do it today. That's

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Speaker 1: because you're dirty.

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Speaker 2: You don't even know once a week get into once

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Speaker 2: a week still, you know your body's in a face.

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Speaker 2: Is such a big commitment to do it once a week.

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Speaker 2: We're putting you in your place and everybody else mate.

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Speaker 2: Just what you said, the sheets so you switch them

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Speaker 1: I know I have to such a whole week to watch.

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Speaker 2: I think the laziness in it is that I don't

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Speaker 1: Your room is tiny, so it's annoying to me. It

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Speaker 1: actually is cause I used to live in Jake's room

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Speaker 1: and it's annoying to move around and change the sheets.

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Speaker 1: It's a workout.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a workout, all right, But no excuse basic

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Speaker 2: when you talk slash date someone.

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Speaker 1: I think that should be just like a given. Everyone's like,

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Speaker 1: I think you should definitely have that. Otherwise you shouldn't date.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think. I don't think it's fair. I

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Speaker 1: Should go into it being like I just want to

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Speaker 1: have fun, like you say it on the first date.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah, Honestly, if you're honest, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: And it's only going to ruin the vibe if they're

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Speaker 1: not on the same page. Yeah, literally, And if they're

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Speaker 1: on the same page, it's not gonna ruin the vibe.

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Speaker 1: So you may as well take the risks. Honestly, the

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Speaker 1: best policy. Basic requirements that men are scared of. You

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Speaker 1: only recently got this having a headboard. Whoa good point.

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Speaker 2: I didn't have a headboard forever, had for years, I had,

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Speaker 2: I had full I reckon.

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Speaker 1: I had nearly two years of no headboard, and you

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Speaker 1: already got lucky. We fucking did a brand deal with

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Speaker 1: a bed company. They I wouldn't have bought one. They

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Speaker 1: sent us a bed frame. I wouldn't have borught it. No,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have Those brands are looking at it.

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Speaker 2: Basic requirements that men are scared of giving orgasms.

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Speaker 1: I'm not scared of them.

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Speaker 2: I'm not scared of it, to be compl Actually, I'm

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Speaker 2: the opposite of scared of giving an orgasm. I'm keen

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Speaker 2: to Yeah, I'm keen to give an orgasm, but again,

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Speaker 2: just how do you do?

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Speaker 1: It's just lucky. They should be there should be like

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Speaker 1: a I don't know, maybe there shouldn't be. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say, there should be a tutorial. There should be

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Speaker 1: like women's anatomy on the separate Okay, A lot of

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Speaker 1: sexual sexual education should be pleasure should be together in

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Speaker 1: high school, right, and then they should separate the boys

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Speaker 1: and the girls, and it should be like, no fucking way,

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Speaker 1: what orgasm tutorial on our sound guy Jack's looked up

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Speaker 1: on there's orgasm tutorials on the internet.

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Speaker 2: That's hilarious triple J YouTube.

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Speaker 1: So that you do. But I also think that's a

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Speaker 1: great tip. You should do sexual education for protection from

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Speaker 1: STDs and babies and then do a pleasure course.

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Speaker 2: They should a pleasure course and a consent course. They

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Speaker 2: didn't the consent course at school now.

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Speaker 1: Some teething, you know, we were. Yeah, it wasn't good though,

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Speaker 1: like just be open, like fucking well, it's outdated, like

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Speaker 1: back in the day you weren't even like allowed to

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Speaker 1: see girl's legs, like let alone tell them how to

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Speaker 1: give them an orgasm, I guess, and like the school

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Speaker 1: systems haven't been updated since like the fucking sixties.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, girls should start fucking riots, Like we want orgasms,

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Speaker 2: we want orgasms.

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Speaker 1: We want to give them basic requirements that men are

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Speaker 1: scared of. This sounds good having a condom with you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: when I stands on that, I assume.

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Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I mean I feel like when we were kids.

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Speaker 2: So when when we were like sixteen seventeen eighteen, when

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Speaker 2: we like weren't really getting any girls. Yeah, is when

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Speaker 2: everyone had that one condom in their wallet for like

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Speaker 2: three years, untouched, the the the durex fucking the sticker

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Speaker 2: was getting worn off, like like the Yeah, there's no

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Speaker 2: way that condom was even worth putting on anymore. The

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Speaker 2: lube in it dried up one hundred percent. But when

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Speaker 2: you actually need it, you don't have it.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 2: I remember like one time I got with someone and

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Speaker 2: I had that that condom, but you, like, honestly, we

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Speaker 2: probably just were I'm sorry, we just aren't having sex. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like we just aren't having it, Like it needs to

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Speaker 2: be protected, and this isn't protected.

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Speaker 1: This is yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, let's go find a pig in testine.

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Speaker 1: Un Let's use that instead. That's what they used to

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Speaker 1: use back in the day before condoms existed, these picking testines.

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Speaker 1: Oh way, how did you know that? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's such a weird fact that in testine condom back

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Speaker 1: in the day. I feel like that was the thing

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Speaker 1: that we all.

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Speaker 2: Used to know.

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Speaker 1: No, like we all knew that. No, I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: That makes sense because like it's the same thing, like

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Speaker 2: they did do it. Yeah, wait, were they reusable? Can

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Speaker 2: you give me usable condoms? Now?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Sure, they tie it up at

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Speaker 1: the end. Okay, that's disgusting. Okay, are you out my

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Speaker 1: last one? Basic requirements that men are scared of listening?

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Speaker 2: Oh well, if you have one story going at there's

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Speaker 2: usually more than one story going at once. Let's keep

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Speaker 2: it at one. No, I'm kidding. We do fucking suck

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Speaker 2: at that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. We can get better by trying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like sometimes use the muscle out the other. Yeah, as

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Speaker 1: long as we're not doing more than one thing at once.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, sit me down, try, sit me down,

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Speaker 2: tell me to listen.

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Speaker 1: And I shouldn't come to that. You should listened on

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Speaker 1: your own accord, your own accord. But that's another episode.

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Speaker 1: Of stimulated everybody. Thanks for tuning in. Thank you very much.

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