WEBVTT - Flying Home From Bali In Your Jocks 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:04.880 Quick get you every morning, every day, Adelaides. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:09.559 Thanks, thanks for jumping on board the podcast. 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:12.760 Sometimes in any given situation, actually you just look at 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:15.960 a thing and you go, what the actual fork. 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:20.040 It's those little things that you just your eyes roll 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:21.720 into the back of your head and you think, what 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:22.720 is that person doing? 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:23.759 Where are they going? 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:24.080 With this? 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:27.400 In particular, I mean the Plane and Airport Behavior edition, 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.880 because we all change, I reckon when we go on holidays. 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:36.879 You turn into probably a more ignorant, laid back version. 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:40.159 Of yourself, absolutely where everything is acceptable. You know, get 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:41.600 to the airport nine o'clock, what do you do? 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:44.000 Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, you have a beer and you 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:46.040 get your plane ticket and you put them together and 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.200 you take a picture and you post the social media 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:52.480 and you say something like BALI watch out where coming fire. 0:00:52.760 --> 0:01:01.960 Bin Tangs Enjoy the podcast question What the Fork? What 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:02.440 the Hawk? 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:04.959 This is the segment born out of the fact that 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.679 no one can ever find any forks in any corporate 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:11.039 kitchen in South Australia across the board, and so then 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:12.800 we thought, you know what, let's ask what the fork 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:15.680 about anything at all that we like. And today's edition 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:18.160 is brought to you by Planes trains and automobiles. 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:20.319 Really just planes and airports. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:24.200 Yeah, unsponsored, but so much happening, particularly the airports. 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:27.959 There's a bit going on in one particular airline, wasn't there, Hazy, Yeah, 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:28.520 there was. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:29.920 So I remember. 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:32.120 What really sort of grinds my gears and makes me 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:34.360 go what the fork is? When you're in a three 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:37.240 hours into a nine hour flight coming to or from 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:41.039 Atlanta and then you've got to turn around because someone 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:45.360 has left what was described as a biohazardous diarrhea in 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:46.360 the toilet which. 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:47.080 Was seeping out. 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:50.880 Oh my god, to the plane. No, that is a 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:53.840 true story. I read that on Instagram and I loved 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.160 as well. At The first comment, which has got the 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:58.960 most likes is from a blow called It's Evenki. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.080 He said, bro did the Roppenheimer. 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:07.720 What the fork for the plane edition is my brother 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:10.720 in law travels a lot for his work and therefore 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:14.079 accumulates lots lots of points and then gets upgraded to 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:17.640 first class or business class. And he said the amount 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:21.960 of times that he's seen influences get on a plane 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:25.160 and stop in either first class or business class, sit 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:29.800 down and pose for a selfie to post on the 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:33.720 gram and then have to get up and ungraciously walk 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:34.680 into economy. 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:36.359 After they've taken said selfie. 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:39.640 You know they're doing they scurry off, the scurry like 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.200 a little parasite. 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:43.840 It was so aggressive. 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:46.240 Got my photo. Now I'm going to go back and 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:47.200 leave reality. 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:47.560 Yeah. 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:50.320 Yeah, it's embarrassing if you're doing that, isn't it? Absolutely 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:52.200 it's going to add you in the newsroom. What the 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:53.000 fork the plane edition? 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:53.440 Go for it? 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:55.960 Well, as you know it's Balley a few weeks ago, 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:57.639 it's barely been mentioned. 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:02.640 What if if you want to sponsor me again, I'll go. 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:04.920 Yeah. 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:07.080 So, anyway, I was on the plane. 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:09.200 Obviously we're at the back of the plane and the 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:11.480 flight attendant are trying to get through. The plane is small, 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:14.440 blah blah blah. And you've got a netble team that's 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:16.440 on there that's all split up, and you've got like 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:18.640 eight people waiting for the toilet in the aisle. And 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:21.360 this woman kept walking back and standing speaking to her 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:23.800 friends in front of us. So you've got flight attendant 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:25.360 trying to get through, You've got people lining up for 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:27.200 the bathroom and going oh well, and instead of going 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:29.640 oh there's eight people, I'll sit down and wait for 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:32.080 it to clear, so and she just wouldn't. 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:33.960 She kept standing there and I wanted to be. 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:37.240 Like, just go and sit down, but we just took off. 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:39.040 You don't need to speak to your friend. Go and 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:40.920 sit down and wait for it to clear and then 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:42.520 come back and talk mate. 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:43.280 Yeah. 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:47.040 Also, also when you taxi in and you're sitting there 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:50.360 and the light goes off so you can stand up 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:51.360 and get your stuff. 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:55.480 And then people stand up and wait instantly, Well, what's 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:56.200 to be gained? 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.560 I get, I get if you're stretching your legs, but 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:00.800 if you're above sort of six foot as well, you're 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:02.200 standing up and all of a sudden you've got to 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:05.240 awkwardly go to the side, so it's like chronically bad 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.040 for you. Next you're like, well, sure, I'm stretching out 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:08.560 my hamstring, which is fine, but now I've got a 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:09.440 chronic makeshift. 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:11.000 It's not worth it. 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:12.680 But now I can't sit back down because I've committed 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:13.960 to this. I don't want to look like an idiot. 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:14.800 Yeah, exactly. 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:18.880 Now, camera guy Joshka coach be in from Ted Lasso, 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:22.160 excuse me very much, what is your story about being 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:22.880 on a plane. 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:23.120 With your dad? 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:25.560 Okay, so for context, my dad used to work for 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:28.600 an airline, so we got seats up the front the 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:33.400 twenty yes, and on a flight to New York, we 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:38.320 had a few dreams smacks of rich kid. So my 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:42.800 father and I were on the plane. Yeah, yeah, so 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:46.360 we were very well hydrated, and then Dad was kind 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:48.919 of standing next to my seat and talking to me. 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:53.120 And then we hit turbulence and the air hostess is 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:54.360 kept saying, so can you sit down? 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:55.279 So can you sit down? 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:57.760 And he's like, no, no, I'm going to finish what 0:04:57.800 --> 0:04:59.560 I'm saying, blah blah blah. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:03.440 It's like how Very did SIPs on his pins. 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:07.080 Anyway, So eventually he sits down and goes to sleep, 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.400 and then we're on descent and I wake up and 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:12.040 I hear Joshy joshy, and I look at the seat 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:16.640 behind me and they've restrained him three sets of seatbelts 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.160 while he's being unconscious. 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:21.440 Oh my god, So he's got drunk, passed out and 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:23.680 then they've like just gone just wrap him up with you. 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.120 Yeah, a couple of seatbelts. 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:33.800 Even worse, was it? You draw a couple of fake eyebrows? Inappropriate, unnecessary? 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:37.280 You've been through enough thirteen twenty four to ten. 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:41.800 What the fork the plane slash airport additions behave? 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:43.479 You could go to the gym, or to the shopping, 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:44.560 or go to work. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:47.640 Class if you went in a beachier direction. 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:49.440 You're only a what if away from a holiday with 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:50.080 the warn if. 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:53.719 Accommodation, glass packages and more what if itzy for travel. 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:55.640 Let's go to Emma Pallo, how are you? 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:56.800 We're good? 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.880 What the fork have you seen at the airport? 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:00.440 I don't know. 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:04.080 We're traveling in Europe and we were in a massive, 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:06.160 massive line, like where that you put your bag through 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:09.320 for security? Yeah, copy like a good hour arek And 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:12.200 it was such a long line for Christmas. This man 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:15.360 just came up, pushed past the whole line, went straight 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:17.480 to the front. We were all thinking, must be really 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:19.800 late for his flight. Ended up being that he was 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:21.479 on the same famous ass that we were there like 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.279 three hours early, so he had nowhere to be. He 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:25.520 was just having a coffee by the gate. Just didn't 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:26.600 want to wait in line. 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:29.000 You've just got to be built different to have the 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:31.400 nerve to do that. Did you did anyone confront. 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:31.440 You, Emma? 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:32.600 No? 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:35.320 Not everyone let them go because everyone sort of gave 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:37.400 each other looks, but no one said anything. It's like, 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:39.520 all right, he must be really late, not very polite, 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:41.520 but he must be late. Like give him the benefit 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:44.040 of the doubt. And then it's just having a coffee. 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:44.640 Oh my god. 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:47.120 It's like that line at the Adelaide airport, right, So 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:49.760 when there's a big lineup and there's a sort of 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:54.480 business class VIP line whatever. I witnessed three blokes who 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:57.479 obviously just had the conversation before and and just gone 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:59.680 let's have a crack at it. That there was a 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:02.440 guy on security standing there. He's just laughed in their 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.240 faces and gone on to thought zone. 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:05.159 Boys, off you go. 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.160 And that's the treatment that you would hope they get 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:08.320 every single time. 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:12.240 Good morning to Wayne, Yeah, good morning, good good What 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:13.560 the fork the plane Edition? 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:15.480 What happened family. 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:17.760 Trip from Bali On the day of flyout. My son 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:21.880 and daughter running crazy around the resort, get to the airport. 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:24.240 The sun's not feeling the best, so we told him 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:27.160 to sit down, relax. Yeah, and then as we've jumped 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:30.040 in the plane, he started to feel unwell. So the 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:31.840 partner and I have both given him a sick bag 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:34.320 in case he needs it. Yeah, doesn't need it on 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:37.600 the sandsa side to vomit, power, chuck all over me, 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:40.320 get the seat in front of us, go back over 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:44.880 our heads, through the seat in front of us, over everyone, 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:47.680 and then the next news apparently he's got a change 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:54.240 of clothes and I don't leveled off he's managed to 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:55.960 go get changed. I've had to sit there in my 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:58.640 jobs and the jet staff staff has given me a how. 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:03.680 To put over my lap no wait, oh no. 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:07.280 Then when we left the plane apparently donated their teat 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:09.040 our back, so I had to watch the customs in 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:14.040 my job and then waigh a baggage. 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:18.360 Experience. That's the sort of stuff that I'm making never 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:19.160 want to travel again? 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:19.480 Mate. 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:23.080 Oh I haven't flown with him since Dwayne. 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.480 Who would have thought that Jetstar would have a modesty towel? 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:31.720 Well done, Thank you, Keagan. What the for have you 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:32.520 seen on a plane? 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:35.319 For me, it was the air for We were traveling 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:38.400 back from Fiji. It was July and it was quite 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:42.319 a well known white company and a couple of flights 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:44.719 were getting canceled on that day and the flight for 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:47.480 us got canceled, and I was quite shocked when the 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:51.439 company asked over the instercom if they could have passengers 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:53.800 on that plane who were willing and able to go 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:56.400 down and help them unload their pain that had just 0:08:56.480 --> 0:09:01.680 been canceled. Yeah, we. 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:04.400 Did anyone help out? 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:07.240 I'm not sure. They called about three to four times. 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:09.400 I mean they did go from four people down to 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:12.080 two people, so I'm guessing they had someone help them. 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:15.440 So essentially they were calling for baggage handlers, is that right? 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:18.719 Yeah, just just passengers who are able to help them 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:19.400 unload the bake. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:20.920 That's unbelievable. 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:23.480 Wow, who made the call? 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:23.760 Was it? 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:24.360 Alan Joyce? 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:29.880 Yeah? You know what's funny about it. I was just 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:32.240 about to say, well done Allen Joyce for corn. 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:35.800 Far too, Like, alright, hav need to give away their 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:37.080 shoes as well? How do you like? 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:41.120 I feel for Dwayne? Yeah, I genuinely feel for him. 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:43.800 We imagine having going to walk through customs in your 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.240 jocks when you've just got back from Bali, and everyone 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:49.240 would be like, good trip, good trip, mate, enjoy yourself. 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:51.439 At least if you had a nice pair of acics 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.120 you'll running shoes, you could just somehow run away from 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:54.640 the situation. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:57.079 They're all yours, mate, beautiful. 0:09:58.720 --> 0:09:59.680 Dwayne has been. 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:01.880 It sounds like there's still some pain. 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:02.240 Yeah. 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:05.240 Really does a good addition of what the fork. 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:09.320 So Joe's I was listening to my favorite podcast, yea, 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:12.600 and that is the bit on podcast three and over girls. 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:13.000 Yeah. 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:15.840 So you've got Georgia, you've got jam and our very 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:19.160 own producers Zoe, who joins us. 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.720 A good morning morning. 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:23.480 Let's tell you what this particular listener as well, A 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:27.200 very very interesting subject came up along the lines of 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.959 what happens in terms of conversation with blokes at urinals. 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:33.400 Right, so it's just take us through this quickly. 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:35.960 We're baffled. How does it happen? What do they say? 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:37.640 Do they say anything? Is there our contact? 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:37.959 Is there not? 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:40.920 Blah blah blah. And it came from when you're walking. 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:43.000 Into the ladies' room as a chick, if you're having 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:44.599 a conversation and then you both sit down, do you 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:46.440 continue the conversation or do you put it on hold? 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:47.800 And then we said what do the boys do? 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:49.600 And we're all baffle, We've got no idea what they do? 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:51.160 You wait to you have your little Wii and then 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:52.319 you resume your conversation. 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:55.720 Yes, unless it's a close friend every single time. 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:56.400 For the ladies. 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:59.280 Oh no, not if you're sort of out and about, 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:02.360 like when it's a whole different ballgame. If you aren't 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:05.080 about and you've had a couple of toilet with other women, 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:06.680 then they're your best friends. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:07.080 Yeah. 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.000 Then that's the deepest conversation you've ever. 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:12.880 Will ever have in your life with a random stranger. Okay, 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:15.680 you walk in, never met you in my life. You 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:18.679 walk out holding hands, going, I love you there, let's. 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:19.079 Take this further. 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:19.760 Love you. 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:25.240 Guys with my friends. 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:27.560 Yeah, that's with your friends, not with anyone else. No, 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:29.280 I'll put it on hold. It's almost like the moment 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:32.120 where it just stops everyone. We're just doing our business. Yeah, 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:33.920 and then we continue as we're washing our hands as 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:34.240 you were. 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:36.880 Okay, I like to have a chat. Love a chat. 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:39.040 And there's always a moment where you come into a 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:41.240 men's toilet and you've got to make the decision that 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.760 be someone standing at the urinal, do you join them 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:45.400 or do you keep on going past and you go 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:47.920 to the toilets because you're not too sure about having 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:51.319 that chat. I like an icebreaker too, Just walk in 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.560 and stand to the bloke next to me, and say, Okay, 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:55.480 I guess it's a big boys convention, is it? 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:56.360 Sorry, I'm late. 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:02.040 Daily day that happens at Channel seven. You do not 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:04.160 say that daily, and I'll always get a bit of 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:05.960 a chuckle and then you pick it up from there. 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:06.400 Yeah. 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:08.960 Right, would you do that to a stranger though? 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:12.640 Just so you're at the adelaide over at the footy Okay, 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:14.679 So if I'm an adelaide over the footy ends, let's 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:16.440 say it's halftime and let's say ports Pike. 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:18.640 Yeah, and you go in there and it's like ten 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:19.400 blokes line up. 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:20.880 All you have to do is just go sort of 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:26.680 look around and go how good Zach Butter's absolutely joins 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:28.840 in and then just like you said, you're all mates. 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:31.040 We walk out holding your hands after you've washed you hands. 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:33.319 Of course, yes, of course you go join the party. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:36.360 Are there any blokes who, after they've done their business, 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:37.320 don't wash their hands? 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:40.199 Yes, I don't tell us that. 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:44.760 I'm sure there's girls in the same situation many, Yeah, 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:45.440 do you know? 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:46.040 I don't trust. 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:49.120 But also we're not, you know, touching our actual bits 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:49.480 when we. 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:50.160 Go to the toilet. 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:51.480 Yeah, I hope not. 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:57.760 I really hope it can just sit down and do 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:59.440 what you need to do. I'll tell you I don't 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:01.800 trust that. You can feel it as well, when you're 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:04.080 at the urinal and you feel someone coming and you 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:06.080 know they need to make a decision. And I'm not 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:09.520 sure I trust the blokes who will walk past the 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:12.199 urinal to go to the toilet to do a number one, 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:14.160 because then you can hear what's happening and say, well, 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:16.040 what's what? You don't want to talk to me, I'm 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:17.960 scared of me. Do you think we're about to have 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:18.800 some bad chat? 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:19.280 Yeah? 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:20.760 That was my next question to you. 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.240 Is it really obvious if you're having a Wii and 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.520 then they walk past you and go into a cubicle? 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:27.040 Are you like, what's your problem? Mate? 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:29.920 Exactly right? Yeah, So I don't trust those bokes. But 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:31.640 what I will say is, do you know how I 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:32.360 trust even. 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:36.559 Less the blokes who walk past a toilet to get 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:42.080 to a urinal to do a number two. I'm with 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:44.400 your mate, Unless you want to talk about Zach Bud. 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:48.280 It's a special down the calendar for me, Jades. 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.880 It's my five year anniversary. 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:54.800 That's nice, isn't it? Five year anniversary? 0:13:55.320 --> 0:14:02.360 It's been five years since a cow craped on my head. 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:03.720 Oh my goodness. 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:06.400 So there's this thing at the Royal Adelaide show called 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:08.640 the Milkoff, and they get a bunch of people from 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:10.800 the media in and you milk a bunch of cows 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:12.400 and you got to see, you know, how much milk 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:13.760 can get in a certain amount of time. There's a lot 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:16.600 of cheating that goes on, and look. 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:17.520 It's all a bit of fun. 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:18.280 Yeah. 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:21.240 Usually they'll be like Channel ten team Channel seventeen. 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:22.800 There might be an over team and we all just 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:25.400 get together and have a bit of fun, wholesome fun. 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:27.560 I love how you omitted to all the other radio 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:28.320 stations in that. 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:30.560 Yeah. Well I think it's just over, isn't it. Yes, 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:32.040 pretty much. 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:34.920 Yeah, Cow's love nover. Yeah, they're out demographic. 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:38.480 Absolutely, We've always said that right from day dot. Let's 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:41.200 take you back to twenty eighteen when and I grew 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.760 up on the farm and I claim that a lot to. 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:45.480 Do, but not a dairy farm. 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:48.720 All right, Okay, so I can name her now, but 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:52.000 it's Casey Trelow from Channel seven. Yes, who's one of 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:55.440 the absolute best journalists that we've gotten there. So before that, 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:57.440 she grew up on a dairy farm and it was 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:01.800 her cow who we were milking, oh the particular day, Yeah, 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:03.680 and I won one hundred percent. 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:05.120 Said this to Casey. 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:07.400 I'm lining up and I was about to go in 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:11.640 from behind, and I said to her, are you sure 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:14.040 I can do this from behind? And I promised you. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:17.640 She said, yeah, it's completely fine. She's fine, thinking, you know, 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.960 I don't want to get kicked in the face. So 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:22.320 I started milking along and then all of a sudden, 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:26.520 and it is. I can't describe how a graphic this 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:28.320 is because it was much much worse than the words 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:29.920 and going to come out of my mouth. It was 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:33.200 like a warm ooze that went down the back of 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:41.360 my neck. This particular cow needed some meta musial because 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:43.200 what was coming out it wasn't clumpy at all, and 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:46.200 it absolutely streamed down my neck and then streamed down 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:49.000 my back. And everyone had a bit of a laugh, 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:52.240 and I was like, I think the cow just went 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:55.960 to the toilet on me, But inside I was like kicking, screaming, 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:56.960 throwing fists. 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:58.880 Yeah, absolutely going off my chops. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.040 So I was there that day as part of the 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:05.800 Channel ten team, and I just remember vividly this big ruckus. 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:10.040 Everyone going like this massive uproar and I've turned around 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:17.000 love like looked like someone just goes cozy. 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:21.680 Yeah, well done, Cow. 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:24.160 It's like the best looking blog in media has just 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:25.480 been taken out by Cow. 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:28.680 And later that day, like literally an now later, I 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:30.800 had to go to an interview with Mitch Grigg because 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:32.920 he just won the McGary medal. Oh yeah, and trying 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:36.920 to explain to him why I smelt like genuine poop. 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:38.760 But it was all good though. 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:40.160 What made me feel a lot better was just the 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:42.760 support they got in at Channel seven when they ran 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:43.520 it on the news. 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:48.960 Oh, you get the same support here. If you'd like 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:52.520 to see that video, jump on Jody and hazy instagram 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:54.120 page and that's where you'll find it. 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:55.320 We call it support. 0:16:56.720 --> 0:17:04.800