Speaker 1: Jason Lauren on Nomber one hundred. Well, well, well, good
Speaker 1: morning Melbourne and happy Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Good morning Lauren and Elizabeth Phillips.
Speaker 1: Good morning Clint. Just what do your middle name?
Speaker 2: Lucas?
Speaker 1: Lucas.
Speaker 2: We've known each other for twenty years and you still
Speaker 2: don't know. Oh, listen to this.
Speaker 3: Our faithful leader is not with us this morning. He's
Speaker 3: off sick, Jason. It's the Clinty and Lossy show, it is,
Speaker 3: and it's just us kids running the show.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's about time you know what he was.
Speaker 3: Isn't he He's okay, he's got the same thing. I
Speaker 3: think half of Melbourne have.
Speaker 1: It at the moment.
Speaker 2: Everyone's got a lurgie feeling.
Speaker 3: I think that changing weather has bought everyone down and
Speaker 3: it's taken our great leader, Jase Hawkins down.
Speaker 2: It was also a full moon last night. Maybe that's
Speaker 2: knocked him around because I know he loves his astrology.
Speaker 1: And was it actually a full movie?
Speaker 2: It was? Yeah, yeah, dog was.
Speaker 1: We're a bit kooky yesterday.
Speaker 3: Even driving this morning, I saw some kookie things happening
Speaker 3: on the streets. Really, some guy on the corner of
Speaker 3: like Punt Road and Turock Road doing some kind of
Speaker 3: rain dance on an e scooter.
Speaker 2: It was raining, it was so it worked.
Speaker 1: It was a rain dance meant to rain.
Speaker 2: I think it's meant to show the rain away. Well,
Speaker 2: he was embracing, it's meant to bring the rain.
Speaker 1: He was enjoying.
Speaker 3: He was just dancing in the Maybe I was just
Speaker 3: it's magical. Now we actually need the rain so badly
Speaker 3: in Victoria. But getting out of bed this morning, it
Speaker 3: did feel.
Speaker 2: Like winter, didn't It did absolutely.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Jase, we hope you're feeling better soon. I'm glad
Speaker 3: he's taking a day off. He was like coughing up
Speaker 3: along all day yesterday.
Speaker 2: And do you know what a little peak behind the curtains.
Speaker 2: It was like seven thirty and he goes, you know what, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm going to order a fur. Oh he did, like
Speaker 2: a Vietnamese fur at seven thirty. A first things first,
Speaker 2: who eats a fur at seven point thirty. Secondly, a
Speaker 2: couple believe there was a name shop open cooking the
Speaker 2: fur that early.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did.
Speaker 3: He ordered Uber eights in the morning and then got
Speaker 3: distracted and the Uber Eats got delivered and dropped somewhere
Speaker 3: because it timed out you know you have to do
Speaker 3: like five minutes. Anyway, he missed his verb.
Speaker 1: But eventually, let's stop talking about Jason. Enough about jakesough
Speaker 1: about him, more about this is.
Speaker 2: An opportunity for us to shine and for us to
Speaker 2: talk about us.
Speaker 3: And by the way, I'm being told that it was
Speaker 3: forty six point nine percent of the moon, not even
Speaker 3: a half moon.
Speaker 2: How can you tell? Is there some sort of calendar? Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: when's the next full moon? Do we know I'm going
Speaker 2: to eleventh to June?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's coming.
Speaker 2: So do we still go cray for a partial moon? Surely?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know why that guy was dancing in
Speaker 3: the rain then it was just embracing the rain.
Speaker 1: We do have a busy show today.
Speaker 3: Now we've got one thousand dollars an easy thousand bucks
Speaker 3: to win in the first fifte to the show.
Speaker 2: And this is such simple money to win as well.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe how easy it was yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yes, that is coming up, of course, got your chance
Speaker 3: to win five thousand dollars. A little later in the show,
Speaker 3: Jordan Lewis is joining one of my favorites. He can
Speaker 3: talk about what the hail's going on? Down at the Hawks.
Speaker 2: Down at the Hawks, and he also played for Melbourne
Speaker 2: as well. Why the demon's kicking goals? Are kicking more
Speaker 2: points and goals? Well they can't. They've got to get
Speaker 2: their kicking boots on, as my grandma used to say,
Speaker 2: get your buddy kicking boots on. So that's all still
Speaker 2: to come on the show. You're listening to Jason Lauren
Speaker 2: on No, let's start our morning with Sabrina carp In
Speaker 2: the show seven past six and over one hundred Jason
Speaker 2: Lauren with you. Although no, Jace, good job, Clint, thank
Speaker 2: you so much. Don't do that? Okay, he did it.
Speaker 1: Well, Jase isn't here. It's just the kids running the showy.
Speaker 2: How about this one? Tops of fourteen today right now,
Speaker 2: twelve degrees.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a lozzy and clamooth Jace this morning.
Speaker 1: He's off sick. If you've just tuned in.
Speaker 2: No problems, there's no one hitting the wrong buttons.
Speaker 3: He's going to hate it. We've got producer Jee's on
Speaker 3: the buttons. Morning, jeers, morning, how are we?
Speaker 2: We'll call you jasp it more enthusiasm please, good morning?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 5: Do you want me to make Jason noises bad?
Speaker 1: He's been sick.
Speaker 3: He's been sick all week and he's been coughing and spluttering.
Speaker 3: So he's been given a day off today to stay
Speaker 3: in bed. And you know, when I woke up this
Speaker 3: morning and it.
Speaker 1: Was pouring with rain, you were going to call and sick.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get up.
Speaker 2: High cross my mind. But it's thrown us out.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So when we get here, we parking in an underground
Speaker 3: car park downstairs, and I'm out of the three of us,
Speaker 3: I'm always on the podium. I always get the bronze
Speaker 3: medal for the arrival time. I'm always the last one
Speaker 3: here and I park between you two.
Speaker 1: But I got here first this morning, which is just
Speaker 1: a car park.
Speaker 3: And I had no idea which car park was mine.
Speaker 3: And I realized I actually must just be on autopilot.
Speaker 1: In the mornings. Well, if you're in I don't pay attention.
Speaker 2: But if you're on autopilot, you would have parked in
Speaker 2: the right park.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I just see the two cars and just go.
Speaker 2: That's all right, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 3: And I drove in this morning and I sat in
Speaker 3: the empty car park and was like, where do I park?
Speaker 2: Because I've got two markers to park between, like you're
Speaker 2: doing a driving test basically. So I get here and
Speaker 2: Lauren is in my car park and I'm like, what
Speaker 2: on earth is going on today? This has rattled and
Speaker 2: do you know what?
Speaker 3: But it's going to be a domino effect now because
Speaker 3: one by one the rest of the office are going
Speaker 3: to roll in and everyone's going to be in the
Speaker 3: wrong car park.
Speaker 2: The stupid as it sounds, getting into your car park
Speaker 2: that was it was hard. I couldn't. I had to
Speaker 2: have two gys at it because it's a different park.
Speaker 1: Car park war was in offices.
Speaker 3: There have been many wars in this building about who
Speaker 3: gets to park where.
Speaker 2: So we're going to in the prime spots.
Speaker 1: We're in the prime.
Speaker 3: But even in our street at home, there's people who
Speaker 3: have car park wars. So it's a permit zone on
Speaker 3: our street, but anyone can park anywhere, but people get
Speaker 3: very territorial about parking outside their house.
Speaker 1: Do you have that in your street?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I've seen lots of videos online of people crack
Speaker 2: in the ships if someone parks out the front of them.
Speaker 5: Accept you think that's acceptable, Jazz, I do, But I've
Speaker 5: also been guilty of just choking the car wherever I
Speaker 5: can get.
Speaker 2: A park so do I?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm with you. You park anywhere in the street.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I would also be equally as annoyed if
Speaker 5: someone parked it inside my house.
Speaker 2: What about in a work zone?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: So you want to No, I'm saying, I'm an absolute hypocrite.
Speaker 2: The work zone really troubles me, you know where, because
Speaker 2: there's a there's a place under construction three doors up
Speaker 2: from me, and it's the work zone. But it's like
Speaker 2: seven am till three pm.
Speaker 1: Well, you can't park up on the street.
Speaker 2: No, no, because it's for all the trucks and the
Speaker 2: concrete trucks and all that. And then across the road
Speaker 2: there's a church, which, by the way, they block out
Speaker 2: church times for an hour every couple of days.
Speaker 1: And if you're not going to church, you can't home.
Speaker 2: They need somewhere for the hearse. Yeah, you can't park there.
Speaker 2: It's trouble.
Speaker 5: Downpat's funeral parking.
Speaker 2: Yes, doesn't say that on the sign book it.
Speaker 1: How do you How do you book a public car
Speaker 1: park a public street?
Speaker 3: They do well, they just get their first Yeah that's allowed.
Speaker 3: You can't be carrying hears down the street. Although when
Speaker 3: I when we renovated our house, I was like, we
Speaker 3: were obviously the annoying one in the street because we
Speaker 3: had builders and concretors and all of that taking up
Speaker 3: the spots in the street. And our next door neighbor's
Speaker 3: house is a bit older and it's just sold. And
Speaker 3: now I fear we're going to have renovations next door.
Speaker 3: And somehow it's okay when it's you, but when it's
Speaker 3: the neighbor, it's infuriating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you had renovations for quite some time, but
Speaker 2: you didn't live in Is that right?
Speaker 1: We didn't live We lived in another house down the street.
Speaker 2: So we took up the whole problem. And now it's
Speaker 2: come home to roost. Oh jeez.
Speaker 3: Anyway, sorry about the car park situation this morning. I'm
Speaker 3: sure it will cause a domino effect in the office
Speaker 3: and we'll be telling everyone you got here first, in
Speaker 3: course that yep, all.
Speaker 2: Right, coming up, Melbourne, your chance to win a cheeky
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars with Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: On Neva thirteen, twenty fourteen. If you want to play
Speaker 3: for a cheeky ground this morning. Now, this would have
Speaker 3: to be the easiest way to win cash in the morning, Clint.
Speaker 2: I'm accumulating the blocks.
Speaker 1: So you've got a handful of Lego blocks. Lego brick
Speaker 1: they called brick.
Speaker 2: Bricks, sorry, brick of brick man. Yeah they're bricks, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: okay they are. So I've got a number. It's a
Speaker 2: decent handful, I must say, decent handful. And what I'm
Speaker 2: going to do the aim of this game is to
Speaker 2: drop the bricks and Melbourne, it's your turn to figure
Speaker 2: out how many I've.
Speaker 1: Got, all right, Clint? Shaking them up? Are you going
Speaker 1: to do a clean drop? Here we go, you're ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I don't think you dropped them from imel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go one more time.
Speaker 3: Go one more time, drop them from a bit higher,
Speaker 3: make some more noise, don't drop it on the paper.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, can you tell the kids are in charge? Okay, go,
Speaker 1: go go.
Speaker 2: It was a good one, all right, Melbourne.
Speaker 3: How many Lego bricks did Clint drop? Let's go to
Speaker 3: Kaylor and Hastings morning morning.
Speaker 5: Oh you got two kids?
Speaker 1: You need a weekend away? Sis?
Speaker 2: You know the sound of Lego surely I do.
Speaker 7: My husband actually gave me Lego flowers for Mother's Day
Speaker 7: because I don't like flowers.
Speaker 1: Do you like lego flowers? I do like lego flowers?
Speaker 1: Do you have to build them yourself? What did you
Speaker 1: build them?
Speaker 2: My stepdaughter built them, Kaylor. The best thing about that
Speaker 2: is that they're going to.
Speaker 1: Keep Yeah, exactly, all right, Kayla. How many bricks do
Speaker 1: you think Clint has? Clinton? Twenty lower? Kayla?
Speaker 6: Bad luck?
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Michael and carram Down's morning.
Speaker 2: Michael morning, How are you hello? Michael? How many how
Speaker 2: many Lego bricks did we drop?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Nine higher, Michael, somewhere between nine and twenty, Hannah, we
Speaker 3: could be let's.
Speaker 2: Get to you. Good morning, hi guys. Or you're chasing
Speaker 2: some cash? Where are you heading?
Speaker 9: I am going on a cruise to pup in New
Speaker 9: Guinea in November.
Speaker 1: Gee, very nice spend money.
Speaker 6: I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: How many bricks do you think Clean dropped?
Speaker 9: Twelve?
Speaker 1: Somewhere between nine and twelve, nine and twelve.
Speaker 2: What about Jacinta?
Speaker 3: Come on, Cinta, you've got a fifty to fifty chance
Speaker 3: here morning morning.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 5: Then, please.
Speaker 10: I'll take number eleven please.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's done it well, eleven thousand dollars yours mate,
Speaker 2: How are you use that?
Speaker 5: That's very easy, perfectly.
Speaker 2: What are you going to spend the coin on?
Speaker 10: I've got my daughter's birthday in about two weeks time.
Speaker 9: I reckon.
Speaker 1: You're a good keep some for yourself. Kids get enough.
Speaker 3: As the two hosts with no kids, we can say
Speaker 3: that kids get enough.
Speaker 1: Don't they?
Speaker 2: You think so? But no, keep taking a little mate.
Speaker 2: What's her name? Give a shout out, Jordan.
Speaker 1: Cute, Happy birthday, Jordan.
Speaker 2: Well that's your chance to win, another chance coming tomorrow. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's an easy game. It's easy, buddy, love it.
Speaker 1: Jer Wey must have DoD a real brainstorming session to
Speaker 1: come up with that one.
Speaker 2: It's like the price is right. Remember the showcase, and
Speaker 2: it used to be so it was the higher and
Speaker 2: lower and Larry used to be higher.
Speaker 1: No, the yodling one was there. It was the mountain climb.
Speaker 1: What was he called.
Speaker 2: Cliffee cliffee cliff Cliffe dropped off the cliff.
Speaker 1: Okay, Melbourne, it's just gone twenty five pusic.
Speaker 2: Good morning Melbourne. It's Tuesday and the kids have got
Speaker 2: the keys to the car.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's just gone six point thirty on a chilly
Speaker 3: Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1: What about that rain yesterday?
Speaker 3: Sorry if you have just tuned in Jay Siasm, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what's very cool.
Speaker 1: It is a cold morning night, we've got the studios.
Speaker 2: Why does he insist on having this place?
Speaker 3: So no idea because he's in Queenslander and Queenslander is.
Speaker 2: Like, well he reckons, he goes. Oh, it's to make
Speaker 2: you guys more alert, that's what he said.
Speaker 1: It just makes me more irritated, makes me hate him.
Speaker 2: Last night I have to take off a layer there
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 1: Last night I was leaving pilates at fits five thirty.
Speaker 1: Oh you know me always exercising at like five thirty.
Speaker 3: And it was the prettiest sky and sunset I have
Speaker 3: seen in Melbourne in a long time.
Speaker 1: Did you say it? Were you stuck at work?
Speaker 2: No? I am see to function last night. What I
Speaker 2: just added to the calendar. Oh that's a little a
Speaker 2: little favor for a friend, the Melbourne City player of
Speaker 2: the year, the A League champions. Mind you. So it
Speaker 2: was an amy park, but I missed the sunset.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it was the most beautiful sky I've
Speaker 3: ever seen, Like it was purple pink or it was
Speaker 3: all the colors of the rainbow and now it's really
Speaker 3: turned Melbourne. We're in the depths of winter today.
Speaker 2: Well, talk to me about the rain this morning, because
Speaker 2: I must have slept through because I got up and
Speaker 2: it was sort of damp. But was it real?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I love lying in bed and listening to the rain.
Speaker 3: I seriously considered staying in bed, but I didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm here Jay Station.
Speaker 2: Thankful you're here.
Speaker 1: He's lying in bed. Imagine it was just you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I could do it. Hey, Coming up next, I
Speaker 2: want to open the phone lines and thirteen twenty four
Speaker 2: ten to join us on the air. I want to
Speaker 2: talk petty fights, petty issues, things that make you irritated.
Speaker 2: Because something has really really upset me. It's got to
Speaker 2: do with health and cold plunge. I'll tell you about it.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a real cult.
Speaker 2: You were Jason Lyron. He's so hot right now, Benson
Speaker 2: Boone on No. One hundred twenty three to seven. How
Speaker 2: did that one go? Was he?
Speaker 1: He is so hot right now?
Speaker 2: Do you know what what's hard is doing the time
Speaker 2: thing when it's this half hour because you'd have to
Speaker 2: sort of do a little bit of maths to figure
Speaker 2: out how many minutes it is to the top of
Speaker 2: the hour? Sixs I'd rather just say six thirty seven.
Speaker 2: Why don't we.
Speaker 1: Do that as opposed to what thirteen.
Speaker 2: To twenty three minutes to seven?
Speaker 1: No one says it's twenty three minutes to seven.
Speaker 5: The only person who does is Jase Holkins. Yes, so
Speaker 5: I've caught the bug twenty three. Yeah, just say six
Speaker 5: thirty seven, six thirty seven.
Speaker 2: That's pretty smad.
Speaker 3: Jazzy just buzzing in there because Jase's off today.
Speaker 1: He's off sick.
Speaker 2: So I've got a man but you do find yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 2: twenty two minutes to seven.
Speaker 5: Now, Jase also gets the mart's wrong some times. Yeah,
Speaker 5: just say the time. The numbers are there, Just say
Speaker 5: the numbers.
Speaker 1: I don't pay attention to just he's say twenty two
Speaker 1: minutes to seven, Yeah, thirty eight.
Speaker 2: But you'll see his small little brain started to go
Speaker 2: over when he goes nineteen minutes seven.
Speaker 1: I've never noticed that.
Speaker 2: You notice it more now years off.
Speaker 1: Today's got the man flu. We hope you get better soon, Jason.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Hey, I want Melbourne's help here because I'm sure
Speaker 2: there's gonna be some great stories. Thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 2: to join us. I want to talk sort of like
Speaker 2: you know, petty fights or just a little niggling that
Speaker 2: happens out there in Melbourne. I am. I'm a picture
Speaker 2: of health myself as well. For a bit, for a
Speaker 2: bit of relaxation, a bit of r and a laur
Speaker 2: and on a Saturday morning I tend to do. I
Speaker 2: do a sauna and a cold punch me.
Speaker 1: Do you do this after the Today straight after.
Speaker 2: The Today Show? Yeah? Yeah, So I finish the Today Show,
Speaker 2: take the makeup off, jump in, jump jump in a
Speaker 2: car and I head up to the local. I don't
Speaker 2: even know what you call it. It's called one remedy.
Speaker 1: It's like a base.
Speaker 2: Yeah, relaxation.
Speaker 1: Bathhouse up, every.
Speaker 2: Bath house all above board.
Speaker 1: By the way, why what bath houses on board?
Speaker 2: Some bath houses it what happens? What happens?
Speaker 1: None of the bath houses I go to have anything
Speaker 1: use the imagination in a bar pouse.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a sauna with sauna bath house?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, you so you're an expert in.
Speaker 2: This, especially in Sydney anyway.
Speaker 1: It's happening in the bath houses in freaky take you
Speaker 1: Sydney up King's Crossway. Oh yeah, oh do we have
Speaker 1: them in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: It's real relaxation. But how oft did you get it
Speaker 2: down there? This one you've just thrown yourself right, No, no, no,
Speaker 2: this one is above board. So you do fifteen minutes
Speaker 2: a sauna, three minutes of cold plunch.
Speaker 1: Three minutes is too long.
Speaker 2: The cold plunge is a it's like a communal cold plunge.
Speaker 2: There's five spots for people, so it's like a cold pool.
Speaker 2: So there's five places where you can sit and plunge,
Speaker 2: separate spots, separate spots. There's sort of like sort of
Speaker 2: like divided, but it's wine. But it's one common pool. Now,
Speaker 2: the issue is if you've been in a cold plunge,
Speaker 2: you don't want to move because the less you move,
Speaker 2: the better it is because it doesn't hurt as much. Basically,
Speaker 2: so you shut your eyes, focus on your breathing.
Speaker 1: Do you do wim Hoff?
Speaker 2: I do do wim Hoff? So I do four seconds in,
Speaker 2: four seconds at the top, four seconds out, four seconds.
Speaker 1: Whim Hoff is like a breathing expert. It's all that breath.
Speaker 3: Because I went in the cold plunge with my friend
Speaker 3: Dale and he tried to make me do wim holf
Speaker 3: and I wanted to whim.
Speaker 1: Keet me in there for that long.
Speaker 2: It's hard to find the old testicles in there. This bloke,
Speaker 2: this bloke, he's like my nemesis. He gets into the
Speaker 2: cold Plunge and he thrashes around like he's in a
Speaker 2: bloody pool. Doesn't He splashes water on his face, and
Speaker 2: that just cause ripples in the pull. Everyone in there
Speaker 2: is like copping water on their face because it's like
Speaker 2: a wave ball. It's like you're at wet and wild. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he has no care, no consideration for anyone else around him.
Speaker 1: What's his name?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't talk in these places. So
Speaker 2: I've decided it's time to get him back, haven't I?
Speaker 1: What are you going to do?
Speaker 2: So? If he's in the cold Plunge, what do I do?
Speaker 2: When I get in, I start splashing around that No no,
Speaker 2: no no, because he's only splashing and when he gets
Speaker 2: in and when he gets out.
Speaker 3: But have you ever actually grown some balls and said,
Speaker 3: hey mate, it's really inconsiderate.
Speaker 2: You growing balls? Comment like it's hard in there, it's
Speaker 2: no balls. It's developed into what I'm calling a full
Speaker 2: blown cold war.
Speaker 1: Does he know what he's saying.
Speaker 2: He absolutely knows, he knows, he's onto it. Every time
Speaker 2: he gets in there, it's almost like he gives me
Speaker 2: a little cider and he's like just splash in his face.
Speaker 2: It's more going on. Thirteen twenty four to ten, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I want to know, do you have your own cold
Speaker 2: war A little just something that really irritates your someone
Speaker 2: in the community that really gets your goat?
Speaker 1: What are they doing? Melbourne?
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Speaker 1: Now that's a clicking awesome.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten, though, where you know what?
Speaker 2: I want to ask you about that one flog at
Speaker 2: your gym, Jim floggy behavior. Is there someone that really
Speaker 2: gets your goat? I've got somebody in Sydney at the
Speaker 2: cold Plunge place I go to who just he splashes
Speaker 2: around and he makes it so so cold and so
Speaker 2: sore on my little body.
Speaker 1: Oh you're so PreCure.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm so precious on it. But going to
Speaker 2: get but you've got to be still. You got to
Speaker 2: appreciate one surroundings.
Speaker 3: You need to go to the one where you're just
Speaker 3: in that little bucket by yourself, another little bucket once,
Speaker 3: not the big pool.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jazz, who's paneling today? Jazz? You've got a jim fo?
Speaker 2: Have you? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, I think everyone has that person in their gym.
Speaker 5: But in mind, there's this one dude who comes in
Speaker 5: to work out and he's actually a lovely guy, but
Speaker 5: just the aura he gives off. He wears like he's
Speaker 5: he's got big muscles, like he's pretty tang but he
Speaker 5: also has like a bit of a pot belly, wears
Speaker 5: a singlet, but also wears like Timberland work boots. What
Speaker 5: do Yeah, it's a bit strange.
Speaker 1: People working out in jeans, Yeah they are. Have you
Speaker 1: seen that trend? It's all over TikTok in the ground jeans.
Speaker 5: But as he's working out, he's one of these characters.
Speaker 2: He goes.
Speaker 5: But also he like hipes himself up.
Speaker 4: He'll go like wait, Baby's like wait, like wait, baby, Jim,
Speaker 4: is he jim bro or a jim fo?
Speaker 5: He's he wants to be a gym bro, but he's
Speaker 5: absolutely a gym.
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Speaker 2: to seven o'clock, Jason Lauren for your runder work.
Speaker 1: Guys, I want to do a pick quick pop queize
Speaker 1: around the studio because we obviously get up very early
Speaker 1: in this job, and lots of people on the roads
Speaker 1: right now would be also getting up very early, or
Speaker 1: some people would be just going to bed if they're
Speaker 1: shift workers.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, So this morning, my alarm was set
Speaker 3: for ten plus.
Speaker 2: Four or you're a ten ten past four gow.
Speaker 3: Well, I know I'm filming postcards today, so I have
Speaker 3: to do a hair wash, and blokes don't appreciate hair
Speaker 3: washed day, so a washing of base, Well, yeah, I
Speaker 3: had to wash and dry it, but I also didn't
Speaker 3: want to do it last night.
Speaker 1: I just want to feel fresh this morning.
Speaker 3: You guys don't get that, did Producer jize You're I
Speaker 3: was gonna say engaged, you're not your girl friend, Disclaudia
Speaker 3: have flag the pressure a routine hairshed.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't say it's every like a certain day, but
Speaker 5: she does no specific times during the week. But it's
Speaker 5: also it's reversed, engineered versus what she's got coming off. Right,
Speaker 5: This makes sense, so she'll plan and then work backers
Speaker 5: from it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if it's just you're going to work and going
Speaker 3: to the gym, that is not a here Lach morning.
Speaker 2: This makes sense because my sister Mikayla is living with
Speaker 2: me these days, and she always asked me, are you
Speaker 2: going to do you need the bathroom in the next
Speaker 2: like half hour, because it's it's an hour.
Speaker 3: Job hair washing hour well washing and drying our hair clint.
Speaker 3: It takes a long time really, and then there's shower days.
Speaker 2: Where it's the drying. Okay, I guess you're you're shampooing
Speaker 2: your conditioning.
Speaker 3: Shampoo, champooing and shampooing again. Why twice because you've probably
Speaker 3: got filled up with dry shampoo and other things because
Speaker 3: then we drive shampoo on the days in between.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's not what we're supposed to be.
Speaker 2: Like a dec or, a commercial.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can see me leathery as a shampoo
Speaker 1: my hair. I don't really know. It's not like that.
Speaker 1: I'm normally stressed and trying to get in and out quickly.
Speaker 1: But anyway, there's not what we's supposed to be talking about.
Speaker 1: So last night I knew I was going to do
Speaker 1: a hair wash this morning, I thought I went to
Speaker 1: I went to hot plays class. I had wet, sweaty hair,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to wash it this morning, so I
Speaker 1: went to bed. What time did everyone go to bed
Speaker 1: last night?
Speaker 2: Clint? I went to I was late. I was about
Speaker 2: a bit after nine, about ten past.
Speaker 1: Nine, yeah, produced Juice.
Speaker 5: I was like, well, it was my birthday yesterday, yes,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, what did you do? I just had some lasagna,
Speaker 5: watched Underbelly?
Speaker 1: Did you have a nine? You could have done that
Speaker 1: at six, squall.
Speaker 5: I had the lasagna at eight. That's very late for dinner.
Speaker 1: Every dinner.
Speaker 2: My breathday and under Belly?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you were watching about.
Speaker 1: You produced Brody. What time did you go to bed?
Speaker 2: I was in bed at seven forty one. Let's sleep
Speaker 2: by seven fifty one.
Speaker 1: So you're my guy gen Z quarter past nine.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's only his second day on the breakfast.
Speaker 1: I job.
Speaker 2: It was nine o'clock, straight after Lego Masters.
Speaker 3: Ah, you look like a Lego Master's man. Anyway, I
Speaker 3: went to bed at six forty. What six forty.
Speaker 2: My story hadn't come on the news yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: And I went to text you saying I'm already in bed,
Speaker 3: and I thought, nah, that's going to do your head.
Speaker 1: In forty forty, I went to bed.
Speaker 3: So I've been in this routine of actually going to
Speaker 3: bed really early because it takes me like an hour
Speaker 3: before sleep. Sometimes I'm trying to eat early, and I've
Speaker 3: fought Paul down with me. So the other night I
Speaker 3: got home and asked, like, let's have an early dinner.
Speaker 3: So we ate at like quarter past five. We had dinner,
Speaker 3: then it was say, quarter to six. I jumped in
Speaker 3: the shower, put it no, I wasn't going to go
Speaker 3: to bed. Then oh, I put like, how is ower?
Speaker 3: Put like a track suit on, like cozy comfort clothes,
Speaker 3: and Paul goes, I'm gonna do the same. So six o'clock,
Speaker 3: jumps in the shower, puts on a hoodie, track suit pants.
Speaker 3: We've already had dinner, and then we said, why don't
Speaker 3: we go to bed.
Speaker 1: And watch a movie.
Speaker 3: He was like, great idea, Like, we never do that early.
Speaker 3: So we climb into bed and bing. His phone goes
Speaker 3: off and it's his mate who's in power for one
Speaker 3: night that he's forgotten he's supposed to have dinner with.
Speaker 3: So we're tucked into bed already eight in an hour ago,
Speaker 3: and he goes, we're still on for dinner at seven
Speaker 3: point thirty.
Speaker 1: Shocking, And I was like, up, you get.
Speaker 3: He had to get up, get dressed and go out
Speaker 3: for dinner again and pretend that he hadn't already had dinner.
Speaker 2: Did he hate it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He was blowing up.
Speaker 2: What time you get home?
Speaker 6: They?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was asleep. Hello there, Melbourne, good morning, Welcome to
Speaker 2: your Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's going to be I know it's a wet and
Speaker 3: wild one out there. I was careful on the road.
Speaker 3: You've got Jason Lauren this morning. Jase is off, Clint,
Speaker 3: it's just you and I running the show.
Speaker 2: Thanks to shell Ready Express. You're right, it was a cold, wet,
Speaker 2: wintery one. It's finally here.
Speaker 1: Funny, cold old day today.
Speaker 2: Hooty weather. That's what it is. What about No, I
Speaker 2: don't have still a thing.
Speaker 1: Remember people produced jazz.
Speaker 2: Have you got an?
Speaker 5: I've got an?
Speaker 1: You're an adult that wears an?
Speaker 5: Yes, I am absolutely though, no sign, no design. It's
Speaker 5: just it's just that dark navy.
Speaker 1: It's very class the original off the infomercial Navy. But
Speaker 1: then people have donuts and things.
Speaker 5: Avocados have a guard seat.
Speaker 2: The avocado old mate from Shark Tank has made his
Speaker 2: millions from the UI, hasn't he shark take the guard Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's now buying everyone's businesses. He's going great guns.
Speaker 1: He was a guy in Australia who invented the don suit.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that I need one?
Speaker 3: I think Michael Whipper whip Flee from No Over Breakfast
Speaker 3: in Sydney was on the ad.
Speaker 1: He was on the ad in a Doner suit.
Speaker 3: And the pocket was the ad was like it was
Speaker 3: literally like pants and a jacket made out of Douner material.
Speaker 1: And the ad was like, the pocket's.
Speaker 3: Big enough that you can fit your remote control and
Speaker 3: the pizza menu.
Speaker 1: It's a fashion in Melbourne. Nothing is off limits.
Speaker 2: Hey, there's a news story that's really capturing everyone's attention,
Speaker 2: including grabbing worldwide headlines. At the moment. It is the
Speaker 2: trial of Aaron Patterson, the alleged mushroom cook who's up
Speaker 2: on a triple murder chart Wellington. It's extraordinary stuff. Now.
Speaker 2: She testified yesterday, and to get the latest went across
Speaker 2: to a friend and colleague of my Penelopelesh from nine years,
Speaker 2: one of our court reporters who is following the trial.
Speaker 2: Penny Good morning, Morning morning, Clint, morning, Lauren. So what
Speaker 2: did what happened yesterday on the stand? Yeah? Were you surprised?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Look, Aaron Patterson has taken the stand. This trial
Speaker 6: has been going for twenty four days now, so it's
Speaker 6: into its sixth week. The jury has heard from many,
Speaker 6: many witnesses from the prosecution, and it was after they
Speaker 6: officially said we close our case that her defense barrister
Speaker 6: got up very quickly and said the defense we'll call
Speaker 6: Aaron Patterson. Now that was quite a moment in the courtroom,
Speaker 6: but the judge actually said to the jury, well, this
Speaker 6: might be an appropriate time to take a break. So
Speaker 6: everyone actually left the court for sort of fifteen minutes
Speaker 6: when the jury came back in, and when they did,
Speaker 6: Aaron Patterson was there. She was at the witness stand
Speaker 6: and she was sworn in so she took an affirmation
Speaker 6: rather than an oath, And it was quite a sort
Speaker 6: of a moment in the courtroom where obviously all eyes
Speaker 6: are always on the witness box, that they were on
Speaker 6: her to hear her exactly in her own words, talking
Speaker 6: through what happened. Now, she was only up for about
Speaker 6: an hour yesterday. What she was being asked about was
Speaker 6: sort of her early relationship with her now estranged husband,
Speaker 6: Simon Patterson, and how she was feeling physically and emotionally
Speaker 6: with her relationship with his family and him at the
Speaker 6: time of this fatial lunch back in July twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: So when you say it was a real moment, was
Speaker 3: it expected that she wasn't going to get up.
Speaker 6: It is entirely up to any accused whether or not
Speaker 6: they take the stand. They have the choice as to
Speaker 6: whether or not they do that. It's entirely a matter
Speaker 6: for everyone in their league team whether they will give evidence.
Speaker 6: Some people do choose to give evidence in any sort
Speaker 6: of case. Others choose not to remain in the dock.
Speaker 6: So it is entirely up to each individual person. But
Speaker 6: Aaron Patterson, now she's been on this stand, I said
Speaker 6: for about an hour and we expect that she will
Speaker 6: continue her evidence this morning.
Speaker 2: So what sort of evidence have we heard already, Penn.
Speaker 2: Obviously I've seen a few reports about her faith, also
Speaker 2: about her relationship with their strange husband.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so what she was sort of taken through was
Speaker 6: when she met Simon Patterson. She says, you know, they
Speaker 6: met while they were both working at Monash Council in
Speaker 6: the early two thousands, and initially it was sort of
Speaker 6: through friends. They'd go to sort of group things together,
Speaker 6: and she says she was a very staunch atheist at
Speaker 6: that time, but they discussed things like religion and politics,
Speaker 6: and she actually said, I was trying to convert him
Speaker 6: to being an atheist, but it happened the other way
Speaker 6: and I became a Christian. And she says this was
Speaker 6: after visiting the kar and Borough Baptist Church where his
Speaker 6: uncle Ian Wilkinson, one of the lunch guests was preaching.
Speaker 2: At the time.
Speaker 6: She had what she called a religious experience and she
Speaker 6: became quite overwhelmed by that. She also spoke about at
Speaker 6: the time of this lunch she and Simon, she said
Speaker 6: they were no longer really speaking in a super friendly way.
Speaker 6: They weren't really bantering, they were just functionally communicating about
Speaker 6: things like this.
Speaker 1: And so do we have any idea how long this
Speaker 1: case is going to go.
Speaker 6: For Well look erin Patterson. As we said, she's been
Speaker 6: called by the defense as a witness, So how long
Speaker 6: she remains on the stand is entirely up to the
Speaker 6: prosecution and defense who questioning her the defense at the moment,
Speaker 6: But then there will be other There may be other
Speaker 6: witnesses called by the defense. That's entirely up to them.
Speaker 6: Then there'll have to be some closing. So we would
Speaker 6: expect that this will continue for a week or so,
Speaker 6: at least initially. Jury has been told five six weeks
Speaker 6: was the estimate for the trial. We've just started week.
Speaker 2: See Penn, have you been in more Well for six weeks? Wow?
Speaker 2: I have any wonder I haven't seen you around the office?
Speaker 6: Yes, no, No, one has seen many many of us
Speaker 6: for a while. I've been here for for six weeks.
Speaker 6: The people of more Well have been very kind to
Speaker 6: have all of the media year. But it's been Yeah,
Speaker 6: it has sort of been a lengthy trial, as often
Speaker 6: these murder trials are. When there are a lot of
Speaker 6: witnesses and a lot of evidence to be called.
Speaker 3: Well, it's caught the attention of the whole state, the
Speaker 3: whole country, and like Clink said, it's it's gathering news
Speaker 3: right around the world as well. So thank you so
Speaker 3: much for joining us this morning.
Speaker 2: Thanks Penny. We'll see Penny's story on nine News tonight.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yes, Hide and Seek is back thanks to underworks. We
Speaker 3: don't know when, but shortly we're going to be locked
Speaker 3: up hidden somewhere in Melbourne on you have to find out.
Speaker 2: We don't know when. We actually don't know where. Hand
Speaker 2: on heart, Lauren and I and Jace have no idea.
Speaker 2: That's the twist this year, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So if it's the first time you've heard about this,
Speaker 3: basically the three of us plus our production team are
Speaker 3: going to be locked hidden somewhere in Melbourne. We will
Speaker 3: sleep there, we will eat there, we will shower there,
Speaker 3: we will work there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The first person to find us will be dropping clues
Speaker 3: throughout the days. The first person to find us and
Speaker 3: come and knock on the door and say, Jason, Lauren,
Speaker 3: come out, come out wherever you are will win the cash.
Speaker 2: This worries me a little bit because you know, we
Speaker 2: like our creature comforts, and last year and in years prior,
Speaker 2: we got to tick these off. We got to sort
Speaker 2: of say, yep, that's cool, nap, that's a shitter.
Speaker 1: They don't trust This year.
Speaker 2: How are we get to where's our filter?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just going to demand all the things that
Speaker 1: I want in there.
Speaker 2: What do we need?
Speaker 1: We need to bathrooms, separate bus.
Speaker 2: Separate what males and females?
Speaker 1: You boys absolutely not be sure. No, that's a hard No,
Speaker 1: that's not even funny.
Speaker 2: What else? I don't know.
Speaker 3: A kitchen we need to eat because last time there
Speaker 3: was a lot of microwave meals.
Speaker 1: Going down and I'm not down for that.
Speaker 2: Oh you you got a cook I want a treadmill.
Speaker 1: Can we get a treadmill in there?
Speaker 3: If we're in for four or five days, We've got
Speaker 3: them in the office. Remember when we did the running shows. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I want the treadmill.
Speaker 2: Yeah we can do we can do aerobics elster while
Speaker 2: we're in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do aerobic cell stuff.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we don't know where we're going to be hiding.
Speaker 3: So that is we are on your side this year, Melbourne.
Speaker 3: We'll be telling you what we can see, what we
Speaker 3: can hear the windows. I don't know if we're gonna
Speaker 3: be able to see out the windows. Actually, we'll find
Speaker 3: a way. We will find a way. The game begins
Speaker 3: when we are told it begins. There will be no warning.
Speaker 3: We will just pop up somewhere and the search begins.
Speaker 3: Now there's two hundred and fifty thousand dollars up for grabbing,
Speaker 3: and the sooner you find us, the more money you
Speaker 3: will win. We did announce this yesterday and I got
Speaker 3: a great message from someone called Fee yesterday, Oh morning Fee,
Speaker 3: that said, Hey, Lozzy, Jace Clinton team, I've got the
Speaker 3: perfect hiding spot for you. Trust me, no one will
Speaker 3: find you where. I live in a townhouse heritage golf
Speaker 3: club in the Yarra Valley. It's secluded, seriously private. There
Speaker 3: is a spare room ready for you, one room, all
Speaker 3: eight of us in the one room.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that.
Speaker 1: So it's a stake. You don't feel like you're on
Speaker 1: a steak case. Now. She sent some pics that looks
Speaker 1: pretty good to me.
Speaker 2: I mean, the problem there is that it's a house
Speaker 2: and we're not allowed to hide in the house. We
Speaker 2: won't behind the hospital.
Speaker 3: Now. The problem there is is that I just told
Speaker 3: everyone where it was, and fee if you know, you
Speaker 3: could tell anyone.
Speaker 2: Sound.
Speaker 3: So we won't be in a house, we won't be
Speaker 3: in a hospital, and we won't be in a school.
Speaker 2: You need to do, you produces, but not us.
Speaker 1: Do you know where we're going to be?
Speaker 5: Well, here's the thing, there is a very select few
Speaker 5: people who genuinely do know. At this stage. I think
Speaker 5: there is maybe three people who do know. No, and
Speaker 5: one of those people I don't even know their names.
Speaker 5: That's how under it this is. There's a lot of
Speaker 5: money underline. Well, it's just the people who fifty g
Speaker 5: it's just the people they can trust at this early stage.
Speaker 2: I'm not trustworthy.
Speaker 1: No, neither.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm definitely not trustworthy because last year I kept
Speaker 3: threatening to tell people where we were if they didn't.
Speaker 1: I think one night we said, if we don't get
Speaker 1: pizza delivered, we needed to be bailed out of there.
Speaker 3: If we don't get pizza delivered, I'm you know? And
Speaker 3: now it's what suburb we're in? What would you do
Speaker 3: if you want a quarter of a mill?
Speaker 1: Who'd you do it?
Speaker 2: What? What wouldn't I do? We're going on a holiday.
Speaker 2: We're going to mich aenos. That's where we're going. Everyone's
Speaker 2: coming as well.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we will have just been locked up together.
Speaker 2: Just us, just us.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm stay tuned for that because it will be
Speaker 1: happening soon.
Speaker 3: That's all I know. We will disappear soon. Is that
Speaker 3: why jasus off going?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 2: Book, he's carrying on too much. Jason Lawren's two hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty thousand dollars Haide and Seek. He's coming to
Speaker 2: Noble thanks to underworks. But coming up next Lozzi. Jordan Lewis,
Speaker 2: triple premiership star from the Hawthorn Footy Club, also played
Speaker 2: a bit of footy with the D's. He's coming up.
Speaker 2: We're going to talk footy on No. One hundred Jordan
Speaker 2: Lewis of a premiership.
Speaker 1: I know, good morning.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 1: I loved the.
Speaker 2: Apologize two thousand and eight that I forgot about. Don't
Speaker 2: ever because I get two thousand and I always forget.
Speaker 2: I always remember the three peak because they just won
Speaker 2: again and again and again. I always forget about that.
Speaker 2: That was a fan base's favorite.
Speaker 1: So you came in. Before you came in, Clint said,
Speaker 1: triple premiership player.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have corrected and said I should have just
Speaker 2: let it go.
Speaker 3: It's just actually got four, four premierships and four kids.
Speaker 2: You up to sea.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's it was nice to come in here and
Speaker 11: get out of the morning rush.
Speaker 1: I bet did you have his kids when you were
Speaker 1: saying football?
Speaker 2: Hold on, I've had three. I had Fretty two thousand.
Speaker 11: Well we had Freddie at twenty fifteen, and the twins
Speaker 11: two thousand and seventeen. Oh my god, and then our
Speaker 11: fourth came in twenty twenty. So you had three while
Speaker 11: you playing, you really have to think about the fourth
Speaker 11: one's birthday and what you were born.
Speaker 2: Oh god, So out of the eight, the kids and
Speaker 2: the premierships, what do you love? Which one do you
Speaker 2: love most? Oh? The quieter ones. I don't talk to.
Speaker 3: Your premiership medals hidden somewhere?
Speaker 1: Are you one of those people hasn't been a.
Speaker 11: Big displayed No, no, no, they're collecting dust.
Speaker 1: Yeah in a do you do with them when you've
Speaker 1: got that?
Speaker 2: Nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 11: It's just it's like all your jewelry. You can't wear
Speaker 11: it all at once.
Speaker 1: Yes, I walk around like a real house Beverly Hills
Speaker 1: if I had a choice.
Speaker 11: No, they're hidden away, hidden away. I mean, no one
Speaker 11: really wants to see those.
Speaker 2: Do they do though, wayship, I'd be winning it all
Speaker 2: day every day.
Speaker 1: Surely you've had people over in your house, were like.
Speaker 11: There may have been a few occasions when I've been
Speaker 11: in a little bit red wines.
Speaker 2: Have a few red wines out of the belt and
Speaker 2: the way you go.
Speaker 1: A few metals out around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not about me, no, but just hey,
Speaker 2: speaking about red wines. You love a drop of red,
Speaker 2: I do. What's your collection like these days? Well, it's
Speaker 2: it's building.
Speaker 11: I think once you get to the stage, you know
Speaker 11: where you sort of it's half an obsession and you
Speaker 11: end up you just end up collecting more than you
Speaker 11: can consume.
Speaker 2: I've still I've still sort of gone from.
Speaker 11: My playing days. I never really drink midweek. It's sort of,
Speaker 11: you know, have a glass of red on a Saturday
Speaker 11: or a Sunday. So I tend to accumulate wine during
Speaker 11: the week and not and consume not too much over
Speaker 11: the weekends. But yeah, it's handy, I've got it. I've
Speaker 11: actually got a wine cellar out of Pentridge Prison.
Speaker 1: I've heard about this.
Speaker 11: Yeah, they've converted the old Remand Center into wine cellars.
Speaker 3: It's quite amazing. Out there, that whole facility. There's a cinema,
Speaker 3: there's a hotel, there's everything.
Speaker 11: There's a restaurant. Yeah yeah, you wouldn't recognize it. But
Speaker 11: to walk into you know, you know the old said,
Speaker 11: it's quite striking. First and foremost to see sort of
Speaker 11: the guards, you know, where they used to station themselves,
Speaker 11: and then to have a wine seller in there is
Speaker 11: is pretty unique.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Yeah, let's talk footy.
Speaker 3: What the hell's going on with the Hawks?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 11: Three in a row, but they've they've been against top
Speaker 11: four sides, which I which I think is is always
Speaker 11: tough to go back to back to back. Then they're
Speaker 11: certainly not playing their absolute best football. They've got another
Speaker 11: tough task this Thursday night against the Dogs, so it
Speaker 11: doesn't it doesn't end up then I think they've got
Speaker 11: Adelaide after that.
Speaker 2: So will hear me out? Is this weekend? The game?
Speaker 2: Is it? Sort of season defining is a bit cliche,
Speaker 2: but it's important, no doubt. Yeah.
Speaker 11: I think whenever you play sides around you, so if
Speaker 11: you look at sort of the you know, the Brisbane
Speaker 11: Adelaide game, you know they they can effectively put a
Speaker 11: gap on the on the on the teams around them,
Speaker 11: so that that that game is huge the Thursday night,
Speaker 11: so a six day turnaround for Hawthorne against the Dogs
Speaker 11: is huge as well. So any I think there's there's
Speaker 11: two sides having a break this weekend. So we've got
Speaker 11: eight games, so it's going to be it's going to
Speaker 11: be a really good weekend of football.
Speaker 2: Your d's need to bounce back.
Speaker 1: Well, they're also your d's, aren't they. Do you say,
Speaker 1: do you say your yours?
Speaker 2: Do you know what? It's probably seventy thirty yeah, seventy
Speaker 2: hawk thirty days. Yeah, yeah, it's better.
Speaker 1: Does that.
Speaker 2: Certainly?
Speaker 7: Not?
Speaker 2: Certainly not?
Speaker 11: It is My boys are fifty to fifty so too,
Speaker 11: Hawthorne to Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Really it's interesting.
Speaker 1: Between the same team or have they got one to
Speaker 1: know they want.
Speaker 11: To go separate? Yeah, they want they want something to
Speaker 11: sort of differ the two. My wife's and Melbourne supporter.
Speaker 11: My wife's family's Melbourne supporters.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Yeah, so that was the reason
Speaker 2: why I want to Melbourne supporter.
Speaker 1: That just doesn't surprise. I love your onfe.
Speaker 11: So yeah, so it's fifty to fifty, but I've still
Speaker 11: got good mates to play Melbourne and I you all
Speaker 11: love Johnny Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a great man. You look after you in
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 11: Absolutely, he finally got his ankle fixed.
Speaker 2: People just quickly on the DS. How do you straighten
Speaker 2: them up? Because they just can't kick goals. I said
Speaker 2: last night in the news. Their accuracy in front of goal,
Speaker 2: all shots on goal forty they're converting the worst.
Speaker 11: In the competition by my eighteenth and they're also eighteenth
Speaker 11: in terms of giving up easy shots for the opposition,
Speaker 11: so that they're bad in both ends. But it wasn't
Speaker 11: there wasn't too many excuses in Alice Springs.
Speaker 2: I've played there. It's a beautiful spot.
Speaker 1: It looks gorgeous, it's gorgeous.
Speaker 11: But to kick one goal twelve in the second half,
Speaker 11: that's that's that's the reason why you lose those games.
Speaker 3: And what about my following Richmond and well the last quarter.
Speaker 1: I know, yes, no, the best player went off and.
Speaker 2: Then you've got a great five year period so you
Speaker 2: can rebuilding.
Speaker 1: Period tells me we're rebuilding.
Speaker 2: Good is that word rebuilding?
Speaker 3: It's sort of like you're allowed to lose then, yes,
Speaker 3: but they did well it time did well on the.
Speaker 11: Weekend that's that's I think that's a frustrating thing when
Speaker 11: you're a young side. You're not expected to when you
Speaker 11: get in a winning position and you let up a
Speaker 11: thirty one point lead.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, so yeah, that's like Lego for by the way,
Speaker 3: we've been playing Lego this morning. Have you been watching
Speaker 3: Lego Masters? You've got four boys?
Speaker 1: Yes, they would.
Speaker 2: Need them. We've got plenty. Not like that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: I need the stuff that you can build. Oh yeah, hey,
Speaker 2: instruction King's birthday. That's a big day for Foxing. You
Speaker 2: got the call up from Neil.
Speaker 11: No, we do We do on the couch Monday night,
Speaker 11: so we can't do a game. And then I know
Speaker 11: my in terms of my celebrity's and high enough to down.
Speaker 11: But they do an all time premiership. They do an
Speaker 11: amazing job. Amazing job the amand guys with Beck and
Speaker 11: Neil so come up.
Speaker 1: So they're just dropping the names of the sliders this week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mark Taylor's going down there.
Speaker 1: Who's Mark Taylor?
Speaker 2: Who's marked?
Speaker 12: Joking?
Speaker 11: Tubby Tubby Taylor? Oh the cricket player, Australian Test captain,
Speaker 11: captain Lauren.
Speaker 1: My cricket knowledge.
Speaker 5: It was not Jordan low.
Speaker 11: It was in the sort of the nineties and yeah,
Speaker 11: only two thousands, just like premierships, so forget about that
Speaker 11: after a while.
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Speaker 1: Was he hey, you know Robin Thick?
Speaker 2: Yes, there he is, Robin. You know your want who?
Speaker 1: You know? You want me?
Speaker 11: Ye?
Speaker 1: Anyway, Robin figure it's a banger. Finally got married after
Speaker 1: a seven year engagement. His engagement went so long? But
Speaker 1: they've been together ten.
Speaker 2: Right, did he blur the lines.
Speaker 1: Robin Thick and April love Gary his wife?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Now sorry, So they've been here for ten years. They
Speaker 3: got engaged in twenty eighteen. He reproposed, it had been
Speaker 3: so long, he reproposed this year.
Speaker 2: Is that another ring job?
Speaker 1: Yes, she got another ring.
Speaker 3: She got another ring, reproposed and got another ring. Seven
Speaker 3: years later, she's got a new ring. They've already got
Speaker 3: three kids, and they've finally decided to type.
Speaker 1: They're not.
Speaker 2: Well, that's lovely for engaged, save Trump.
Speaker 1: For the rest of us.
Speaker 2: April diamonds, jeez, I mean she would have been getting
Speaker 2: itchy feate. Seven years is a long time.
Speaker 3: A seven year rich and a seven year each. I reckon,
Speaker 3: we might not get married for seven years.
Speaker 2: Well, I was going to ask you about so how
Speaker 2: long has it been since the encouragement? Two years?
Speaker 5: It has been two years, I reckon, I reckon.
Speaker 3: Producer Jason's off today, sir, if you've just tuned in,
Speaker 3: he's off sick.
Speaker 5: According to my notes, I think it's about two.
Speaker 1: I think we've been together for five.
Speaker 2: You're Here's the thing. Was missus Thick? Was she in April? April?
Speaker 1: April Thick?
Speaker 2: Is her name? Oh? You want to keep your maiden name,
Speaker 2: would't you? I don't want to be I wouldn't like
Speaker 2: to think so missus Thick to be.
Speaker 3: Missus Thick, now to engagement, three kids, and now she's
Speaker 3: missus Thick.
Speaker 2: But was she like? Was she? Was she ready for it?
Speaker 2: Was she agitating? She couldn't wait to become missus Thick?
Speaker 2: So do you I feel like I don't feel like
Speaker 2: you're I mean, I don't know you're not thick. You're thin, missus.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're Are you ready missus?
Speaker 6: Lean?
Speaker 2: Lauren Lien.
Speaker 1: Lauren? Maybe from my third husband. I'll go husband hunting
Speaker 1: just based on the surname I'm going to be.
Speaker 2: But Lauren.
Speaker 3: After ten years, three kids, two engagements, the first one
Speaker 3: seven years ago, it was time to get It was
Speaker 3: time to become missus stick. Okay, So I want to
Speaker 3: know Melbourne, I'm thirteen, twenty four ten. How long have
Speaker 3: you been waiting to get married? Have you been engaged
Speaker 3: for fifteen years? Have you been together for twenty and
Speaker 3: they've just never dropped a knee?
Speaker 1: How long has it been? How long is too long?
Speaker 3: And also if I got a new ring every seven years,
Speaker 3: Oh if I'm already too oh wait another five to
Speaker 3: get another ring, I'm the same person.
Speaker 2: And because the boss is away or he likes to
Speaker 2: think he's the boss, I'm calling to Topic Tuesday? Do
Speaker 2: you have have you married into? Have you married a
Speaker 2: bloke with a shocking surname? But what is it past?
Speaker 2: Approaching eight o'clock here on No. One hundred with Jas
Speaker 2: and Lauren? You know what we're indulging ourselves with two
Speaker 2: Topic Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Yes, Jase's off sick today, so Clinton and I've thrown
Speaker 3: the rules out.
Speaker 1: It is two topic Tuesday.
Speaker 3: We're talking about Robin Thick who has married his beautiful
Speaker 3: wife April after being together for ten years. Engaged for
Speaker 3: seven but the engagement went so long he actually reproposed
Speaker 3: another ring.
Speaker 1: Seven years later and she got a second ring.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now they're married and she would have got another
Speaker 3: ring again, good honor.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's the way to do it right.
Speaker 3: So the two topics are on thirteen, twenty fourteen. How
Speaker 3: long have you waited to get married? Are they just
Speaker 3: refusing to drop an hee? Has it been ten years?
Speaker 3: Twenty years? Maybe you've been engaged for twenty years and
Speaker 3: you just haven't tied the knot?
Speaker 1: Or Clint? What's the second topic?
Speaker 2: Have you got a strange surname due to your husband?
Speaker 1: Did you marry La?
Speaker 2: Robin Thick and missus Thick.
Speaker 1: I'd prefer to be missus Thin.
Speaker 2: Angela in Hillside, Welcome to two Topic Tuesday. Angela, you
Speaker 2: want to talk long engagements. How long you've been engaged
Speaker 2: or someone you know?
Speaker 10: Maybe no, we've been engaged for eight years, together for
Speaker 10: seventeen Oh.
Speaker 3: My gosh, so it took him eleven years to propose.
Speaker 3: Were you chomping at the bit for that ring?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I dropped lots of him.
Speaker 6: Steven sent different rings to him that I was wanting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not good at taking it. Well, they're actually
Speaker 1: just good at ignore folks. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But sometimes it's the I mean, let's sometimes the girl
Speaker 2: that doesn't want to get married.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes sometimes.
Speaker 1: I'm terrified every time they've been down to ty shoes
Speaker 1: to nil in Bulleen.
Speaker 3: Welcome to two topic Tuesday. Did you marry into a
Speaker 3: family that has given you a shock change name?
Speaker 9: Yeah, a shocker.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So the surname is Reuter r e U T E R.
Speaker 10: But when we go out for dinner, they say, mister route,
Speaker 10: your table is ready now.
Speaker 1: So when you make a booking, do you go rogue
Speaker 1: and go with your maiden name?
Speaker 10: I actually, to be honest, did not change my name.
Speaker 10: I kept my maiden name yet, Neil Ruter. And I've
Speaker 10: got two boys and so it's going to be carried on.
Speaker 2: Are oh shame?
Speaker 3: Katherine and so leonards, good morning. How long have you
Speaker 3: been engaged for I've.
Speaker 6: Been together twenty years and engaged for fifteen.
Speaker 1: Oh is there a wedding in the works.
Speaker 10: Not at the moment, just kind of gets in the way.
Speaker 2: Does that bother you though?
Speaker 6: No, not really, Like at the beginning, it was just
Speaker 6: because we couldn't agree. He wanted to get rid of
Speaker 6: the church.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 6: And then you know, four kids later, you know what,
Speaker 6: it just hasn't happened.
Speaker 1: Well, you're as good as married anyway, but fartly.
Speaker 3: But you know, I think a lot of weddings don't
Speaker 3: go ahead because people can't agree. Like someone wants a
Speaker 3: big wedding, someone wants a small wedding. So I wants
Speaker 3: to get married in a church. Someone want to get
Speaker 3: married on the beach. And you know what else also
Speaker 3: blows up wedding plans. In laws, Oh, families don't get along.
Speaker 3: People don't get along with their parents, parents, parents are separated.
Speaker 1: I love my own lass. I hit the jackpot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have this round.
Speaker 2: So does that mean we're going big or small wedding?
Speaker 1: We can't agree?
Speaker 2: Okay, to finish thisself. On Thirday twenty four to ten,
Speaker 2: Sophia in Mornington, Sophia, please tell me you've got a
Speaker 2: bad surname.
Speaker 9: I do clin hi Lauren Hi, clin him. I'm engayed
Speaker 9: and my middle name is Lee. Yes, and my husband
Speaker 9: to be's last name is Lee, So I will be
Speaker 9: severe Lily so.
Speaker 1: Fairly lily feeling. That's quite cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sophie Lee some Yeah she was. Wasn't she on
Speaker 3: property back in the day?
Speaker 2: I think she was cartoons? Wasn't she Sophie Lee? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like on What's Up?
Speaker 1: Castle? As well?
Speaker 2: Maybe she was.
Speaker 3: In the castle that married Eric Banner so well. I
Speaker 3: mean a lot of people don't change their same because
Speaker 3: what are you going to do? O'Brien is fine. I
Speaker 3: can take O'Brien and I will not be selling names.
Speaker 2: What like a radio name and then a married name.
Speaker 2: Two names. It's hard to keep up.
Speaker 1: Oh that's hard. I don't know. I don't know if
Speaker 1: we'll ever get married. It's a lot of work. Jason's
Speaker 1: off today. It's just Clinton I and we are keen
Speaker 1: to give away some cash. Clinton.
Speaker 3: We've given over thirty five thousand dollars away so far.
Speaker 1: Is here. Yeah, we can't stop giving.
Speaker 2: Away, and that's changed so many lives as well, just
Speaker 2: the people you speak to, happy tears. It's so nice
Speaker 2: giving away the money. I feel like we should give
Speaker 2: away more me too.
Speaker 1: Let's try and do it. Jason isn't here. There's no
Speaker 1: one to say no.
Speaker 2: Do not give away any.
Speaker 1: Fun police here. Give away the cash, Norm money away
Speaker 1: the cash.
Speaker 3: We're about to play five thousand dollars question thanks to
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Speaker 2: Let's play this morning with Betty from Point Cook. Betty,
Speaker 2: it's your time to shine for five thousand dollars. Oh,
Speaker 2: good morning. How are you?
Speaker 1: You're on the way to work this morning? If I am,
Speaker 1: what do you do with yourself?
Speaker 6: I'm going to work in an icy Do you know what.
Speaker 1: We're talking about?
Speaker 2: That? Weren't we? Because I mean, so, what is it
Speaker 2: when you can't see far away? Is that short sighted? Betty?
Speaker 10: Correct?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my issue? What's your issue?
Speaker 1: You just I'm like mid.
Speaker 3: Rate a fews okay when the paper's close and I'm
Speaker 3: okay things in the distance. But when I'm trying to watch,
Speaker 3: like read subtitles on a television, I'm like, what's that?
Speaker 2: You get? Those?
Speaker 1: Just age? Maybe? Maybe?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Betty, let's see if we can win use some cash
Speaker 3: this morning. I believe you want to play for five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Okay, Betty, you are going to hear a question, and
Speaker 3: the rules are very simple. After the question, you're here
Speaker 3: a three two one countdown. You need to answer within
Speaker 3: that time. If you are correct, the cash is yours.
Speaker 3: If you don't know, have a guess.
Speaker 1: You're ready, ready, All right, here we go, Betty, for
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Which mountain range separates Europe and Asia? Three two one?
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know, don't know.
Speaker 1: It's the Ural Mountain. So these mountains hand on heart.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of the Ural Mountain.
Speaker 2: I've heard of them, but I didn't know that's where
Speaker 2: they were.
Speaker 1: That was a hard one.
Speaker 3: Across western Russia from the Arctic Ocean to the Ural River,
Speaker 3: forming a natural boundary between the Europe, between European Russia
Speaker 3: and Siberia.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, Siberia.
Speaker 3: Very cold in Siberia, I don't say, like you did
Speaker 3: not know that? Tell me more about the Ural mountains.
Speaker 2: They're very, very tall and long. I don't know, Betty. Sorry,
Speaker 2: we can't help you out.
Speaker 1: No more cash to give away today?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh sad boo Hey coming up on the show,
Speaker 2: we want to get Melbourne involved. We want to find
Speaker 2: out our youngest and our oldest listener. We'll tell you
Speaker 2: why after Lady Gaga, How bad do you want me?
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga and over one hundred. Good morning Melbourne, Jason
Speaker 2: Lauren for your Tuesday morning. Tops of fourteen degrees today,
Speaker 2: Lo was.
Speaker 3: He bit chilly out there this morning? Jason stayed in
Speaker 3: bed smart. I don't blame him. He hasn't been well
Speaker 3: all week, so he's taking much breast.
Speaker 2: Do you think he's got a hot water bottle.
Speaker 1: Tucked his poor wife, Luke? Can you imagine the carry on?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Why is it when you guys get sick, you just
Speaker 3: get so much sicker than we do.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I had my flu shot the other
Speaker 2: day and I felt a bit ordinary, but I didn't
Speaker 2: want to admit it because I thought, you know, it's
Speaker 2: a bit.
Speaker 1: No one likes a winter.
Speaker 2: No one likes a winter. But I do have a
Speaker 2: hot water bottle.
Speaker 3: Hot water bottle, Yeah, use a hot water it's an
Speaker 3: electric blanket.
Speaker 1: Yeah that that's a danger zone.
Speaker 2: What the mix. You can mix it.
Speaker 1: No you can't, Yeah, you can't. Absolutely, water goes on
Speaker 1: the electricity.
Speaker 2: It's got a plug in the in the hot water bottle,
Speaker 2: so does sleep out. It's not gonna pop.
Speaker 1: I think that's dangerous.
Speaker 2: Well, I was just concerned producer juice.
Speaker 5: I absolutely love a hot water bottle. You and you're
Speaker 5: not supposed to fill them out of the freshly boiled cattle.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: I that the only way to do it.
Speaker 5: But you don't want it's super dangerous warm water.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, no, no, it's going to be.
Speaker 5: Because can melt the robber. Robber, the robber and I
Speaker 5: know the have had a hot water bottle. The rubber
Speaker 5: has melted and or it has just leaked and it's
Speaker 5: scowling water. Yeah, real bad.
Speaker 1: Don't we all use heat bags these days?
Speaker 2: Have they got lavender in them?
Speaker 1: You can get one?
Speaker 3: You would have eleven flo don't over there because you
Speaker 3: are like an old lady.
Speaker 2: Well maybe an old man like Dick van Dyke. Happy day,
Speaker 2: Dick van Dyke. He's about to turn.
Speaker 1: One hundred in December.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's it's his one hundredth year. Okay, let's just.
Speaker 1: Say have we gone early? On the cello.
Speaker 2: Well, he's opened up on the curse that comes with
Speaker 2: living so long, many people are describing as a heartbreaking
Speaker 2: admission ahead of his one hundredth people.
Speaker 1: Dick van Dyke is from Mary Poppins.
Speaker 2: He is, he is, He's a star of Mary Poppins.
Speaker 5: Beuse that was afraid just peak?
Speaker 4: Well, I went just a lad.
Speaker 5: We father gave me now a tweet man. But then
Speaker 5: one day I learned it the same we ain't and
Speaker 5: know you.
Speaker 2: That survived the test of time as has Dick. That's
Speaker 2: enough crazy.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say he's the I would say Julian Andrews
Speaker 3: is the star of Harry Poppins.
Speaker 1: No, she's She's a bigger part.
Speaker 2: What about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? You I've never seen it?
Speaker 1: What's it about produced? Have you seen Chitty Bang?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I've seen it back in the day. It's the classic
Speaker 5: movie about the car.
Speaker 2: What's the car do?
Speaker 5: It's a flying bed bed bed flies.
Speaker 1: Sick flies on a bed.
Speaker 5: Flying Dick, you know it is a car.
Speaker 2: You're right, car, It's not a bed.
Speaker 1: There is a movie about a flying bed.
Speaker 2: Bed nobs and broomsticks where they rub the end of
Speaker 2: the bed like the little knob on top and that flies.
Speaker 1: We had knobs and brooms.
Speaker 2: I've never Dick Ain flying in Gittygity bang bang the car.
Speaker 1: But the car flies, doesn't it.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's a magical flying car.
Speaker 1: What's the one with the magical flying dog?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's never ending story.
Speaker 1: Stark wasn't in that.
Speaker 2: It wasn't just the dog.
Speaker 1: So he's a hundred.
Speaker 2: He's yet in December. Okay, so it's god of thinking.
Speaker 2: On thirteen twenty four to ten, beautiful people of Melbourne,
Speaker 2: where you want to open the phone lines and find
Speaker 2: our oldest listener.
Speaker 1: My dad listens.
Speaker 3: He's actually he's we recently likes sleeping and he listens
Speaker 3: back to it later.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but he's seventy thy something.
Speaker 2: Yeah. My parents are in their seventies and they listen.
Speaker 1: They listen. No, I don't think my mum listens. My
Speaker 1: dad listens.
Speaker 2: Now they watch on the instagrams.
Speaker 3: Oh the highlights, the highlights, low lights, whatever you want
Speaker 3: to call it. Thirteen twenty four ten, Melbourne, How old
Speaker 3: are you?
Speaker 12: You are?
Speaker 1: Oldest listener?
Speaker 2: Five sauce over one hundred, just gone eight thirty. Jason
Speaker 2: Lauren Jason's off Crooked today. So you've got Lozzi and
Speaker 2: myself Clint stand away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got the Clinty and Lozzy show. We're like
Speaker 3: each and Scratchy Yeah, each Scratchy. That was the Simpsons. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I loved that was the cartoon at the cartoon character.
Speaker 2: We're talking Dick van Dyke this morning. Why you ask
Speaker 2: because it's his centenary year. He's turning one hundred. It's
Speaker 2: actually quite heartbreaking because he says he admits that in
Speaker 2: turning one hundred, one of the downsides outside of you know, longevity,
Speaker 2: which we should celebrate, is he's lost all his friends.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so sad.
Speaker 2: So what he says, Yes, poor guy.
Speaker 1: My great grandmother passed away when she was one hundred
Speaker 1: and three.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: And we used to go and visit her in the
Speaker 3: retirement village home she lived in and I go, hi, Gran,
Speaker 3: HOWI and she go these people.
Speaker 2: Are so old?
Speaker 1: Oh and she was older than the twenty years yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow yeah, yeah, gez that's good jeans.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well yeah, I don't know if I'm going to
Speaker 1: make it that long.
Speaker 2: So on thirteen twenty four to ten, Melbourne, we're asking you,
Speaker 2: are you our oldest listener let's kinkick kick things off
Speaker 2: this morning with Joe from Sint Kilda. Hey, Joe, Hi,
Speaker 2: now is it you? How old are you?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: I'm old.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Joe, No, I don't know.
Speaker 7: Sixty six and two months.
Speaker 1: No, that's not old. I mean what is old these days?
Speaker 1: Nothing's old anymore. Sixty six.
Speaker 6: I kicked up by an ambulance driver once. I'm talking
Speaker 6: about the olderly lady in the front seat, and it
Speaker 6: was like, are you serious?
Speaker 1: How old were you at that time?
Speaker 4: Eight?
Speaker 1: How very rude? No, sixties young and sixties the new
Speaker 1: fifty It is sixties, like middle eight.
Speaker 2: I mean if it was a hip, I would say
Speaker 2: year old.
Speaker 1: But if it was what.
Speaker 2: If she was being picked up by the mbo because
Speaker 2: she hurt a hip?
Speaker 1: Well I don't I did my hip.
Speaker 3: I'm like an old woman. David from Monturna South, Good morning.
Speaker 1: How old are you?
Speaker 10: Sixty six and six months?
Speaker 1: Oh you beat Joe by three months?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Only six? Do you feel old though? Sixty six is
Speaker 1: not old?
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Are you still working, David?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was sitting in my truck at the moment.
Speaker 2: Oh, on his truck.
Speaker 1: You're going to work for a long time.
Speaker 10: Probably for as long as possible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, working young? Well, yeah, it depends what your
Speaker 3: job is. But a lot of people say that. I
Speaker 3: was talking to a police officer the other day actually,
Speaker 3: and in Queensland you have to retire from the police
Speaker 3: force at sixty as soon as you turn sixty.
Speaker 1: That's so young though, I'm not far off it, I know.
Speaker 1: Is that wild?
Speaker 3: It's not in the Victorian police, but it's crazy sixties
Speaker 3: young Denise, good morning?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 3: There are you older than six? And it's very rude
Speaker 3: to ask someone how old they are.
Speaker 7: No, I'm celebradon because I'm seventy this year.
Speaker 1: Get it coin have you turned seventy yet?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: October? Are you gonna have a knee up?
Speaker 7: I sad?
Speaker 9: I am.
Speaker 7: Ripper of a party planned. We're all going to dress
Speaker 7: up in it's a music scene.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 7: You can be an artist, story genre.
Speaker 1: Okay and going Beyonce? Oh no, who are you dressing up?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 7: I know my all time hot You know, Paul pass
Speaker 7: is John bon Jovi. Everyone who knows me just would
Speaker 7: not think of me as being anybody.
Speaker 3: You're going as John bon Djove you to your seventieth.
Speaker 1: But do you know what anyone else is wearing?
Speaker 7: Well, a lot of people are keeping things close to
Speaker 7: their chests. I know there's going to be a Judas
Speaker 7: Staram who you probably have never had.
Speaker 2: Seekers.
Speaker 1: Yeah here, I know I know that.
Speaker 2: Oh do it?
Speaker 7: I think? How from that? Noo?
Speaker 1: Tell me good on your Denise, have a great seventieth.
Speaker 3: This bono here all right? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Seventy is still young to these days. But the olds
Speaker 3: go off at parties.
Speaker 2: Lauren, We've got a crusty one on the line.
Speaker 1: I know who this is going to be. Is my dad?
Speaker 8: Morning Robert, Good morning everybody, Lauren. I thank god you're
Speaker 8: going into hearty because wouldn't want to come home.
Speaker 3: This is my dad Melbourne. Bobby Phillips. Now, Dad, how
Speaker 3: come you're out of bed at this time? I thought
Speaker 3: you were sleeping in these days.
Speaker 8: I had to do my washing. I do my washing
Speaker 8: every Tuesday. Is it Wednesday or Thursdayay's washing day?
Speaker 2: How old are you? Bobby? Can I ask?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 8: I can't remember. Actually, I do know that when the
Speaker 8: kids like my birthday cake, they have the fight bragget
Speaker 8: at the front of the candle.
Speaker 1: Dad's in his seventy but you're We don't need to
Speaker 1: play higher or lower. But are you older than our
Speaker 1: last caller? She was just seventy.
Speaker 8: I got Bobby Okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's about seventy plus.
Speaker 3: Gst Hang on the line, right, Dad, you're a numbers guy.
Speaker 8: I haven't got mad because.
Speaker 2: Bringing all the gags this morning. God, jump on your
Speaker 2: petty farling down to the shops.
Speaker 1: Go back to bed, Dad, go and stay warm.
Speaker 2: Okay, do we have a winner? Let's uh, let's check
Speaker 2: in with D from South Yarra D. Good morning, Oh,
Speaker 2: good morning?
Speaker 12: Is that cleant?
Speaker 8: It is?
Speaker 1: And you've got Lauren here too, But I have a
Speaker 1: feeling you want to talk to Hi Lauren.
Speaker 12: I listened to you guys most mornings when I'm making
Speaker 12: my plunge.
Speaker 2: Your coffee in.
Speaker 12: My little little bowdom.
Speaker 2: Oh no, D.
Speaker 3: It is very very rude to ask how old someone,
Speaker 3: especially I don't know.
Speaker 12: I don't mind, I don't mind.
Speaker 1: Say okay, date, give us the dates.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, first of all, let's say, if we can
Speaker 3: do the maths, what year were you born?
Speaker 12: I was born zero seven, zero eight nineteen.
Speaker 1: Forty nineteen and forty so that's eighteen eighty four. Eighty four, yd,
Speaker 1: you are a queen.
Speaker 12: Yes, I just had to calling because I was I
Speaker 12: was listening and people were saying they're old at sixty six,
Speaker 12: and I thought, oh my god.
Speaker 1: No that's not But you sound young at heart.
Speaker 12: D oh, Well, I think I am. We're all young
Speaker 12: at heart.
Speaker 3: So for the people who are sixty and they think
Speaker 3: that they're all what advice would you have for them?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 12: I just think sixty, as you said before, is the
Speaker 12: new fifty and get out there and walk and enjoy life.
Speaker 1: You know what that means? Day eighty four is the
Speaker 1: new seventy fources.
Speaker 2: What's the d what's you sound so Sassin? I love it?
Speaker 2: What's what's the key to longevity?
Speaker 4: D oh, I.
Speaker 12: Don't know that long VI. I think it's just enjoying life.
Speaker 12: We have lots of ups and downs. I have grandchildren
Speaker 12: and I walk every day each will today. I'm an
Speaker 12: ex nurse or what anse flight attendant?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I could imagine you as a flight attendant. Do you
Speaker 3: like a glass of charpagne every now and then?
Speaker 12: D oh?
Speaker 1: I love my alcohol, So you can have a few
Speaker 1: drinks and still have a long break.
Speaker 10: Life of course you have to have a drink.
Speaker 12: That's what laves all about. My parents were Margarets and
Speaker 12: we grew up with wine, made their own wine.
Speaker 3: Oh beautiful, Hey D, what's your beverage of choice? Not
Speaker 3: for breakfast but with dinner or lunch?
Speaker 12: I would look I really like a glass. Don't like.
Speaker 2: You? Say you're saying you're a flight attendant? Yeah I was.
Speaker 2: Who did you fly with the right brothers or.
Speaker 1: Clin d D give him a serf, say how rude?
Speaker 12: I know.
Speaker 2: You're a beautiful into ages?
Speaker 12: No, no, not ever go into ages.
Speaker 1: Never never ever.
Speaker 12: Now we still we still have a brain and we're
Speaker 12: still active.
Speaker 1: Yes, get it, queen?
Speaker 2: Can we give D something? I think something on your
Speaker 2: price chet a.
Speaker 3: Bottle of shard and we should we should meet up
Speaker 3: for chardenay one day day?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? Down at South.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or do you like the South Yaro Cellars? D?
Speaker 12: I live about a couple of sweets from there. Do
Speaker 12: you know Chris there?
Speaker 1: I know Chris very well from the South Yar.
Speaker 12: I'm going to tell him today.
Speaker 1: Are you going down there on a Tuesday? Are you
Speaker 1: off to the South Yarrow Cellars on a Tuesday?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 12: I walk every day, so I go past it.
Speaker 3: Well, say to Christ for me and tell him book
Speaker 3: a table for the two of us, will have a
Speaker 3: chardony one day.
Speaker 2: Okay, we love you. D please please call whenever you like.
Speaker 12: I love your show. It's one hundred, one hundred out
Speaker 12: of one hundred times.
Speaker 1: Oh do you like Dick Vanes?
Speaker 12: I hope very quickly.
Speaker 3: We're hoping he has a few days off to be
Speaker 3: honesty pleasing, quite nice.
Speaker 1: Jace isn't here this morning. It is just Clinton and I.
Speaker 1: We went Rogan chose that song and there is nothing
Speaker 1: he would.
Speaker 2: Hate and we love that. Oh it's been a whild ride.
Speaker 1: It's been a whild rd.
Speaker 2: We made it.
Speaker 1: The kids have case of the card this morning.
Speaker 2: See Clinton and I.
Speaker 1: We spoke to our oldest listener. What about her?
Speaker 2: She was divine? D was her name? What was she?
Speaker 2: Eighty four years of age?
Speaker 1: Eighty four?
Speaker 3: She was making her coffee with the bedroom and she's
Speaker 3: probably still listening, and I think we should get her in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we should have a tea with d well, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she gets the tea from the with She'd know all
Speaker 1: the boss around Melbourne and.
Speaker 2: She loves that glass.
Speaker 1: On a Tuesday, she.
Speaker 2: Was sensational, just fabulous common sense approach to life as well.
Speaker 1: Yes, live large and enjoy yourself.
Speaker 2: I think an old old shouldn't that old an air
Speaker 2: hosty you know all the go she would she know
Speaker 2: all the all the secrets.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we must get d on the show, Melbourne. Thank
Speaker 3: you so much for joining us this morning. Stay warm
Speaker 3: and stay dry. It's going to be the top of
Speaker 3: fourteen but wet and wild out there today, so stay cozy.
Speaker 2: Spot. If you spot Jase Hawkins out eating ice cream
Speaker 2: because he often does that when he's sick, he.
Speaker 3: Told us he had gas and you got busted eating
Speaker 3: Chinese food and ice cream, please let us know if
Speaker 3: you see him in the world today.
Speaker 1: Rest uppy boy. We hope you feel better and hopefully
Speaker 1: we'll have you back tomorrow. That is all from us.
Speaker 1: Stay tuned and we will see tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye En.
Speaker 5: Wake up feeling good. I'm on the socials
Speaker 3: MHM.