Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I mean, where do we sit with fridyay as a word?
Speaker 3: Oh? Not good?
Speaker 2: No, not good either. All right, I'm sorry I said that.
Speaker 2: Let's start again. Hello and welcome to Friday.
Speaker 3: How are you good, Swanny? Friday's good enough. The word
Speaker 3: Friday brings enough joy. We don't need to try and
Speaker 3: change it.
Speaker 2: I couldn't agree more. Now, last weekend you were on
Speaker 2: the Gold Coast at a wedding.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was.
Speaker 2: What about this weekend? Are you doing that thing you
Speaker 2: do where you sort of alternate between going hammer and
Speaker 2: tongs and then going to your parents.
Speaker 3: No, this weekend, I am because full discolos. Are we
Speaker 3: broadcast from Melbourne across this great nation?
Speaker 2: Yes we do.
Speaker 3: But I'm heading up to Sydney for the Radio Awards.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, of course, of course you are.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: What am I doing?
Speaker 3: Not that? Not that?
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to throw shade on the Radio Awards,
Speaker 2: because what a great night to celebrate this wonderful industry.
Speaker 3: It is it is we that we work in.
Speaker 2: But you know, someone invited me and spot my name
Speaker 2: wrong on the invitation, and you know what my sweeping
Speaker 2: statement is.
Speaker 3: So can't come now, can't come?
Speaker 2: Didn't even get it.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm enjoying a diet coke because it's Friday. Yes
Speaker 3: and yesterday we spoke about Dua Lipa and her little
Speaker 3: remix on the dike.
Speaker 2: We did. We tried it, Gordon Ramsey tried it. If
Speaker 2: you want to have a crack, it is a can
Speaker 2: of diet coke, a splosh of pickled juice, a splush
Speaker 2: that's a that's a that's a temical term, by the way,
Speaker 2: A spush of Kalipino juice, spush, splendothing else. Two kalopinos
Speaker 2: and two pickles and down the hatch. And we were
Speaker 2: surprised at how delicious it is. I feel like the
Speaker 2: only way that it could be better is if we
Speaker 2: did it just like due Lapite did with ice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did need ice.
Speaker 2: Can we do that today? Can we rere? I really
Speaker 2: want to try it with ice.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's do it. Tom. Can we please get some
Speaker 3: LCE in the studio asap? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Tom's salty today. I can feel it, even though you've
Speaker 2: got new hair. I'm not salty, I promise, are you
Speaker 2: I'm not salty? Promise your voice is horse what are
Speaker 2: you doing last year?
Speaker 3: Did you go out?
Speaker 2: No? I didn't. He is definitely salty.
Speaker 3: Four ten, we want to say gooday. Next and Swanny,
Speaker 3: we're asking how do you customize your beverage? Yes, off
Speaker 3: the back of Dula Peep.
Speaker 2: Yes, the Chrissy swansho let's say gooday, Chrissy sayday. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm getting excited because I'm whipping you up like a
Speaker 2: good barkeep. Duela Peeps, Dual Leaper's viral diet coke hat.
Speaker 3: Let's have a listen to how she makes it.
Speaker 2: And a couple of pecks, and then I'm just finish
Speaker 2: putting finishing touches on.
Speaker 3: Because we tried it yesterday, but we tried it without ice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I feel like it will elevate it to
Speaker 2: the next level. And we loved it.
Speaker 3: I still enjoyed it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Gordon Ramsey hated it.
Speaker 3: He wasn't a fan.
Speaker 2: Alright, I'm going to give you this. I'm going to
Speaker 2: give it a stir first, and we're just about to
Speaker 2: ask you thirteen twenty four ten, how do you customize
Speaker 2: your beverage? And I'm talking specifically a diet coke. I
Speaker 2: had a friend who was from Hong Kong. Is it
Speaker 2: so good?
Speaker 3: Advice? Even better as we expected. I'm going to drink that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so good. I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: I had a friend from Hong Kong. It's the first
Speaker 2: time I've ever seen this. She would take a diet coke,
Speaker 2: pour in half of say, three quarters diet coke, a
Speaker 2: quarter of orange juice, and then fresh orange as the garnish,
Speaker 2: and it is delicious. I've never seen it done since.
Speaker 3: Does the orange get I don't know about orange and coke.
Speaker 2: Can't I mean, look, if you love pickles and hlipino
Speaker 2: and diet coke, trust me that orange juice is a winner.
Speaker 3: And hey, I love a mimosa, orange juice and Prosecco's face.
Speaker 2: Do you go, Kristen?
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, Hi?
Speaker 2: What do you do to your milk? My friend? I
Speaker 2: mix it with orange juice, vanilla essence and ice cube
Speaker 2: blended up and it makes like orange julius that you
Speaker 2: get in the US. Oh my god, I love an
Speaker 2: orange Julius. So what sort of quantities are we talking, Kristen?
Speaker 2: I go on the rations of two, so two cups
Speaker 2: of orange juice.
Speaker 4: I know, I can't.
Speaker 2: Remember the break and just a good splash of vanilla.
Speaker 2: I would put a bit of cream in there too,
Speaker 2: just because.
Speaker 5: You could do ice cream maybe, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, ice cream.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you've got a Priceline pharmacy about you on
Speaker 3: its way to you.
Speaker 2: Well done thing. Hey Bobby, Hey Bobby, what a great name, Bobby.
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: It's awesome. Is it on your birth certificate or is
Speaker 2: it short for Robert?
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's actually I'm as I knew it.
Speaker 2: I knew it, I knew it was Bobby.
Speaker 3: How do you customize your drink?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: God, ask a long dail work. It's gonna be a
Speaker 4: whole shot of vodka.
Speaker 2: That's not exactly well, like just in water, in diet coke,
Speaker 2: in full strength of coke and milk, anything, just a
Speaker 2: shot of vodka.
Speaker 4: Just a shot of vodka with any sort of any
Speaker 4: sort of chaser mixer.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we're going to send you a price on
Speaker 2: Farmers avoucher good for some Barrocca, Bobby, and a number
Speaker 2: to a haha, Hi phoebe let's finish with you. What
Speaker 2: do you add to your beverage?
Speaker 4: I add sald, which sounds weird, but I think after
Speaker 4: exercise or anything like that. It's like supposedly good, aful
Speaker 4: place in your electrize.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the electronized chocolate milk.
Speaker 4: Or like, yeah, cordial. Got to be a bit more
Speaker 4: careful to soft drinks because they can go like explode.
Speaker 2: Yes, So how much would you put in? Just say
Speaker 2: you pour a glass of lemonade? How much salt would
Speaker 2: you put in? Like?
Speaker 4: No more than a teaspur it's a bit psychotic, but probably.
Speaker 6: Half a tea.
Speaker 3: Wow, mate, a tea spoony psychotic. That's too much.
Speaker 2: Listen, Jack, I've seen you have almost half a cup
Speaker 2: off the rim of a margarita. Don't you? Don't you
Speaker 2: try to tell me.
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Speaker 1: You the chrisy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Give me your ears? Please?
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question.
Speaker 2: You've heard of? Ask me anything? This is a ya
Speaker 2: ask you anything. I've got a question and I cannot
Speaker 2: get an answer, so I'm throwing it out to you.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. How do you get a
Speaker 2: job if you're a teenager?
Speaker 3: How are you being serious? That's a question.
Speaker 2: Yep, I've got a teenager. He's fifteen, he wants to work.
Speaker 2: He's going to turn sixteen. This is how long it
Speaker 2: has taken me to try and sort this out. We
Speaker 2: don't want a fancy job. He just wants, you know,
Speaker 2: Friday nights at the supermarket or packing boxes it came
Speaker 2: out or whatever. Yeah, I do not know how teenagers
Speaker 2: get jobs.
Speaker 3: I still remember when I hit fourteen and nine months
Speaker 3: here in Victoria, Yah, handing out my resume everywhere, copped
Speaker 3: an interview at cafccene, subway, took the subway.
Speaker 2: Gig, No, that doesn't that doesn't happen anymore.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, Well, oh, you got to go online.
Speaker 2: Everything's gone online, so there's really no such thing even
Speaker 2: like schoolwork. There's no assignment sheets or like everything's on
Speaker 2: the screen. And I think it might have like translated
Speaker 2: to finding a job, because yeah, it was the same
Speaker 2: in my day. You just ran off off your resume,
Speaker 2: and you plucked up all the courage you had, and
Speaker 2: it was really hard.
Speaker 3: And confronting, nerve wracking.
Speaker 2: It's so nerve wracking, and you feel like such a strings.
Speaker 3: And then once I got my job at Subway, I
Speaker 3: realized why you should be nervous, because we'd receive a
Speaker 3: resume and then we'd all go in the back room
Speaker 3: and tear them to shreds.
Speaker 2: It's not very kind. If you're a teenager looking for
Speaker 2: a job. It doesn't happen anymore.
Speaker 3: No one's doing that.
Speaker 2: But that is not what happens. And then you sort
Speaker 2: of find a website and then you log on, and
Speaker 2: then you sent a reminder like an alert, oh this
Speaker 2: job has become available. And then by the time that
Speaker 2: you're out of school or able to click on a
Speaker 2: link you've missed, the says this job is no longer
Speaker 2: available anymore.
Speaker 3: Damn it.
Speaker 2: And I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: What about So obviously, for big like franchises like your
Speaker 3: fast foods, et cetera, that is how they do it.
Speaker 3: What about like a local Italian restaurant or you know,
Speaker 3: a privately owned business, would they still accept a paper resume?
Speaker 3: I don't know, has Leo tried going into these types
Speaker 3: of places?
Speaker 2: No, because he says that's not what you do now.
Speaker 2: And then I say, well what do you do? And
Speaker 2: he goes, I don't know, and then we just stare
Speaker 2: at each other in silence, blinking.
Speaker 3: Could he be having you on? And he's just happy
Speaker 3: taking credit card?
Speaker 2: I don't know. He really really wants a job, He
Speaker 2: really wants one, and I'm like, what about we go
Speaker 2: down to JB Hi Fi and he's like, tried there.
Speaker 2: He's like, Oh, that'll be too hard, you know, you
Speaker 2: need too much experience. I'm like, no, just at the backgroom,
Speaker 2: like packing stuff.
Speaker 3: Also, how do you do it? JB would suit Leo
Speaker 3: because some of them are properly cool. Yes, you don't
Speaker 3: have to be too over the top.
Speaker 2: But there's no there's no website, there's no like who
Speaker 2: do you give it to? We went into one supermarket
Speaker 2: and they gave some odd story and we just both
Speaker 2: went we don't understand what just happened.
Speaker 3: How do you get a job in twenty twenty four?
Speaker 3: Are you a parent of a teenager that's trying to
Speaker 3: get one or are you a teenager that's just got one?
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: And if I saw you on the street and I
Speaker 2: want to to ask you something, I would say.
Speaker 1: This, are you a question?
Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question? And that is how
Speaker 2: does a teenager get a job in twenty twenty four
Speaker 2: because things have changed and mummy's old.
Speaker 3: Well, I threw shady your way for asking this question
Speaker 3: because I just thought it was as simple as ten
Speaker 3: years ago when I was trying for a bit long.
Speaker 3: It is not you go up to the shop in
Speaker 3: your hands, your resume and hope you get called back
Speaker 3: for an interview.
Speaker 2: That's not apparently the dumb thing. Karen, Hello, Hi, You're
Speaker 2: in the same boat as me, Kaz, I am.
Speaker 6: Jack's got it all wrong.
Speaker 2: Tell me what's your story?
Speaker 5: My son?
Speaker 6: Or he wanted a job but he turned the age
Speaker 6: during COVID so I couldn't. He's eighteen, yeah, has applied
Speaker 6: for over forty jobs online as casual no experience needed,
Speaker 6: and he either doesn't hear back or he gets not
Speaker 6: suitable or straight out no. And he has actually.
Speaker 2: Worked, that is, so he's had He's tried forty times.
Speaker 2: Will you put your listening ears on? Karen? Because I reckon,
Speaker 2: We're going to get an answer.
Speaker 3: Karen. I'm going to send you a double past to
Speaker 3: see Lee in Cinemas on October twenty four with Kate
Speaker 3: Winsley or just Kate wins didn't Maybe you could try
Speaker 3: and get a job at the movies. That'd be a
Speaker 3: sick first job.
Speaker 2: That would be so good. Hello Fi owner, Hi, how
Speaker 2: are you? Do you feel my pain? You've got a teenager?
Speaker 5: I feel I have a few of them. But my
Speaker 5: youngest one, she was the same as your son, tried
Speaker 5: everywhere McDonald's KFC and right when she turned fifteenth didn't
Speaker 5: get anywhere. Older brothers mate became a money or you
Speaker 5: knew it she was working there.
Speaker 2: I love that. So it's not what you know, it's
Speaker 2: who you know. Most definitely, that is very interesting.
Speaker 3: A double pass to see in Cinema's October twenty fourth
Speaker 3: for you. Let's go to Shane.
Speaker 2: Shane, what's your advice for teenagers trying to find jobs?
Speaker 2: It seems impossible?
Speaker 7: Oh, I know, how's going everybody?
Speaker 2: Good Night's good to hear from you.
Speaker 7: Happy Friday, Yeah, I know, happy one. No, Shane, Oh
Speaker 7: I need the seventh, just the seventh happen my son Brody,
Speaker 7: he's fifteen. Yeah, he was, you know, anchoring for to
Speaker 7: find a job. But we went the old school way
Speaker 7: about it.
Speaker 3: Go to the local you.
Speaker 7: Know, the shops that you visit all around your local
Speaker 7: community where you know where not you know, you just
Speaker 7: see people who recognize people there and ask flo out
Speaker 7: and yeah, you jump a huge cube.
Speaker 2: Good idea, A good idea because they already know that
Speaker 2: you are of sound mind.
Speaker 3: A double pass to see Lee in cinemas for you,
Speaker 3: Shane Swanee, that is good. Not to go all like
Speaker 3: nepo baby, but like, surely if you walk him around,
Speaker 3: just sort of shuffle in behind him. Ten seconds later
Speaker 3: I reckon, you might get a couple of yeses.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, But I think that's cringe worthy of it. My
Speaker 2: kids don't really like scene with me.
Speaker 3: But you've got to flex it when you can.
Speaker 2: Maybe I do it on my own. He's that embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Like if I went into jobie high, fine, I said, look,
Speaker 2: my son's looking for a job. What can we do.
Speaker 3: We'll give you a shout out.
Speaker 2: I don't like to give any sort of advantage though,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I know, but life's tough. Given that is very tough.
Speaker 3: Finish with you, Annie, Oh hello, Christy, my.
Speaker 2: Handy, we're so good. What do you reckon? You give
Speaker 2: a job? Oh my god, that is a good idea. However,
Speaker 2: he doesn't really want to look anyone in the eye
Speaker 2: or speak to you anywhere.
Speaker 1: Chrissy swansho, let's go clicking, Chrissy click.
Speaker 2: Let's do Whoopie Goldberg and Donald Trump. There's a fight.
Speaker 3: Bruin well love and Whoopy at the moment because she's
Speaker 3: saying heaps she's salty. Yeah, she doesn't want to be
Speaker 3: there this season, but that's okay.
Speaker 2: She doesn't. And you know what, You get to an
Speaker 2: age where you don't want to be anywhere, but yet
Speaker 2: you still are, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: And her not wanting to be there, that's good TV.
Speaker 2: I agree. So she's so so far this year. She's
Speaker 2: cracked it at the production team. She's just cracking it
Speaker 2: all over the place. She's recently cracked it at Donald
Speaker 2: Trump because he said that she is stupid and all
Speaker 2: sorts of other things. Have a listen, do.
Speaker 6: I watch that stupid view where you have these really
Speaker 6: dumb people.
Speaker 3: She's a dummy. I watched her over the year. That
Speaker 3: is one dumb That is one dumb woman. So I've
Speaker 3: hired Whoopee to work for me as a comedian before
Speaker 3: this stuff.
Speaker 1: Her mouth was so foul, she was so filthy, dirty, disgusting.
Speaker 1: Half the place left.
Speaker 3: I said I'd never hire her again.
Speaker 2: I mean, what's more disgusting using a rude word or
Speaker 2: grabbing someone on their private parts?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think he's got a leg to stand
Speaker 3: on there. Also, she's a comedian, like you say filthy things.
Speaker 3: That's why we love woop Be.
Speaker 2: I know it's like saying, oh, I hired Eddie Murphy
Speaker 2: and he said a swear. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Anyway, As
Speaker 2: per the Great Willoby Goldberg has responded to this.
Speaker 3: As it turns out, I was filthy.
Speaker 8: I was filmy, and you knew that when you hired
Speaker 8: me A headlined babe had you are casino, which I
Speaker 8: might have continued to play had you not run it
Speaker 8: into the ground exactly.
Speaker 1: How dumb are you?
Speaker 3: You hired me four.
Speaker 8: Times and you didn't know what you were getting. How
Speaker 8: dumb are you?
Speaker 2: I mean, she was a trailblazer, stand up comedian, a
Speaker 2: female that was dirty and swoor and you know, she's amazing.
Speaker 3: She's magnificent even in that. Just the way she delivered
Speaker 3: that then it was as if she was delivering a monologue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's magical. I know who I'd rather go and see.
Speaker 2: Speaking of name a more iconic trio than Ariana Grande,
Speaker 2: Stevie Nicks and look Bow and Yang. Most of you
Speaker 2: won't know that, but he is iconic.
Speaker 3: He's a comedian on SNL and I love him. He's
Speaker 3: really funny.
Speaker 2: They are all on SNL Saturday Night Light, I mean
Speaker 2: guest hosting Ariana Grande and Stevie Nick's dead fantastic and
Speaker 2: have a listen to the tricks that they pulled out
Speaker 2: during the promo.
Speaker 1: He am Ariana Grande and I'm hosting SNL this.
Speaker 4: Week with Stevie Nicks.
Speaker 3: This is your second time hosting.
Speaker 7: Well, you know what they say, lightning strokes maybe once.
Speaker 3: Maybe twice.
Speaker 2: You can't trick me into singing, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Totally, Stevie. So Ari, how was your weekend?
Speaker 1: It was good. You know, I climbed a mountain and
Speaker 1: I turned around.
Speaker 3: It's funny because I saw my reflection on the snow
Speaker 3: covered hills.
Speaker 2: And the landslide, gran me down. Oh my gosh, jee
Speaker 2: I've got goosebumps. What is she going to sing on
Speaker 2: that show?
Speaker 3: Ariana or Stevie Stevie? Do we think Stevie will sing?
Speaker 2: Yes, you reckon, Yes.
Speaker 3: I hope. So I'm not sure if she will. I
Speaker 3: feel like I wouldn't be surprised if it was just Ariana.
Speaker 2: But why have Stevi nix on there if she's not
Speaker 2: going to sing?
Speaker 3: I know, but just to be iconic. No, she will,
Speaker 3: she has to do will come on. She didn't really
Speaker 3: give it heaps in that promo.
Speaker 2: I don't know they'll sing something together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, I have chucked them both on stage.
Speaker 2: Yes, so more Ariana Grande news very exciting for Joel
Speaker 2: who's coming up next. She's coming to Australia to attend
Speaker 2: the Wicked premiere. Now Joel is counting down the days.
Speaker 2: I'm talking so, of course of Joel Creasy counting other
Speaker 2: days to this movie kicking off. It is very, very
Speaker 2: exciting that Ariana Gruande is going to be here in
Speaker 2: the country for the premiere.
Speaker 3: Now the premiere is November three, but it hits cinemas
Speaker 3: November twenty two.
Speaker 2: November Third's my birthday and that's why she's coming.
Speaker 3: It's meant to be. You should maybe go up and
Speaker 3: hopefully hear us sing this light hit gravity.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I remember hearing this song for the
Speaker 2: first time in the audience. I was, you know, things
Speaker 2: are good when you grab your boobs better than sex,
Speaker 2: and I was weeping. And I every time I hear it,
Speaker 2: if I'm just a bit tight or a bit sad
Speaker 2: or a bit depressed, that will kick me off like
Speaker 2: never before.
Speaker 3: Full menty B.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Oh Hi, We're still here. Isn't it a thrill?
Speaker 3: Best on a Friday? We are?
Speaker 2: I tell you, what's even better than looking down the
Speaker 2: barrel of a weekend is the fact that we are
Speaker 2: about to give someone tickets to go and see Kylie.
Speaker 3: Minogue now thirteen twenty four to ten. We're doing it
Speaker 3: next in Chrissy's Queasy. But you've actually got to be
Speaker 3: a fan, you must. There was a song you mentioned
Speaker 3: yesterday and I thought I was like a massive Kylie
Speaker 3: fan and I didn't even know it well.
Speaker 2: I just tried to find it on the system at
Speaker 2: over and it's not there. It's like Brigadoon. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: change a thing. Oh my god, Oh my god, Tom
Speaker 2: O it is so gorgeous. And look up the video.
Speaker 2: It was filmed in her parents' backyard in Melbourne and
Speaker 2: she's so gorgeous. She's in a little pair of bikinis
Speaker 2: and the cameras. Oh my god. People don't understand, but
Speaker 2: I've seen you. It's only the new Tom knows every word.
Speaker 3: Tom really is a Kylie fan.
Speaker 2: Keep playing it because it's about to get good.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's enjoy it.
Speaker 1: There's sad of you this bit.
Speaker 3: Right ever it times.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, back again.
Speaker 3: I fell dadtop in this studio. Kylie is back and
Speaker 3: bringing her tension to her to Australia nationally. Head to
Speaker 3: Frontier Touring dot Com for tickets and dates The.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Very exciting moment.
Speaker 1: Chrissies Quizzy.
Speaker 2: For the last time I get to say the words.
Speaker 2: We are giving away tickets to go and see the
Speaker 2: great hero of everybody in this country.
Speaker 3: Part Frontier Touring dot Com. If you've missed out on
Speaker 3: Quizzy this week, the dates and info etc. Is all there.
Speaker 2: I think an important question I need to ask you.
Speaker 2: It's not on the it's not on the quizzy question. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the important question is have you got your tickets?
Speaker 3: I haven't, but I'm like hoping that I know a guy.
Speaker 3: Can someone can hook me up? Surely we've just been
Speaker 3: promoting it all week.
Speaker 2: Why is Tom shaking his head?
Speaker 3: Because Tom went and bought some sweet kid.
Speaker 2: Boy, you are a good boy.
Speaker 3: Let's get to Graham. Who is our carryover champion from yesterday?
Speaker 2: Swanie, Hello, Graham, you missed out yesterday. What do you
Speaker 2: think the chances are of you being triumphant today? Are Hey?
Speaker 4: Christy's one and Jack Hay going?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Good?
Speaker 4: I think I have a strong chance, hopefully.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, the thing is, I can't remember the
Speaker 2: name of the beautiful girl who won yesterday. D D
Speaker 2: said she took pity on you, Graham, and she said
Speaker 2: would you go with her? Now? If you bum out today,
Speaker 2: you can go.
Speaker 4: With d.
Speaker 3: I don't know about that one, but will be You're.
Speaker 2: A winner either way. Hello Tanya, Hello, beautiful people talk
Speaker 2: to me about especially for you with the great Jason Donovan.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, how good is that song?
Speaker 2: I never get a.
Speaker 3: Wedding song of the year that year, everyone had it
Speaker 3: at their wedding. Dane, Yeah, as a bridal dance. It
Speaker 3: was like it's perfect for that, It's got the right
Speaker 3: vibe and like perfect. Ye.
Speaker 2: See, when you're talking about wedding songs and Kylie and Jason,
Speaker 2: I immediately think of rose Tattoos. Suddenly, do you remember that?
Speaker 2: Certainly hearing me, that was the wedding song. That was
Speaker 2: the wedding song on the Neighbors episode when Kylie and
Speaker 2: Jason got married, right you know at Lassidas Anyway, we digress.
Speaker 2: May the best Kylie fan win your names or your buzzeres.
Speaker 2: It's the best of five men in the first person
Speaker 2: to get three ounces wins the game and a walk
Speaker 2: away with the bum bag. Yes, but even more importantly,
Speaker 2: tickets to the New Tension to tour.
Speaker 3: And unfortunately there is no carryover cham but after today
Speaker 3: because this is it, This is it perfect. Question number one.
Speaker 2: Can you name Kylie's debut album? Yes, Tanya, Kylie? Yes, Now, Graham,
Speaker 2: I want you to check your buzzer please, because I
Speaker 2: didn't hear you at all, Oh Graham? Okay?
Speaker 3: Question number two?
Speaker 2: Which artist has gone viral this week for their unique
Speaker 2: additions to diet coke.
Speaker 3: Yes, Tanya, Yes, she's one off the wind Swanny.
Speaker 2: Graham, are you there, I'm here, I'm here. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: getting worried, Graham, I'm here alright.
Speaker 3: Question number three, This one is an audio question. Guys,
Speaker 3: so you've got to scream really loud your.
Speaker 2: Name and it's for the win, for tenure. Can you
Speaker 2: name this Kylie Minogue song?
Speaker 3: Great?
Speaker 2: Yes, Graham, get out of my head. Well accept it.
Speaker 2: Let's get out of antwer No, No, we can't. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's get out of my ways.
Speaker 3: We've got to understand play by the rules.
Speaker 2: He just got confused. He was like, can't get you
Speaker 2: out of my head, get out of my way.
Speaker 3: I get what happened, but he's wrong. Question number four.
Speaker 2: I would have thought with Graham you'd be kinder.
Speaker 3: I was waiting for that comment.
Speaker 2: Question number for what is the primary ingredient in traditional
Speaker 2: French bechamel sauce? Yes, Tanya, for the.
Speaker 4: Win, milk?
Speaker 2: It is milk. Hey, you are going, my god? Yes, Now,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't hold my breath. I don't think she's going
Speaker 2: to do especially for you. But you can listen to
Speaker 2: it in the car on the way home.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll take that.
Speaker 1: I'm happy with that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my daughter is going to lose her mind.
Speaker 2: Put on you now, Graham, welfare check. Are you all right?
Speaker 5: I'm all good, I'm fine.
Speaker 2: It is what it is.
Speaker 3: It is what it is, hey, col d She did offer.
Speaker 3: I was about to say, hit day up and Graham.
Speaker 3: When you say things on the radio, you have to
Speaker 3: follow through with them. Yes, so tell that.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christy Swan Show on Nova. Now
Speaker 2: we do have the very last flipp it and mix
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Speaker 2: Do I want to give away too much? But you've
Speaker 2: been spotted in the wild, my friend. Your star is
Speaker 2: on the right.
Speaker 3: There's not a photo. I get anxious when here that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome. Ever wonder why I don't leave the house. Hey.
Speaker 2: Earlier on in the week I mentioned apropos of nothing.
Speaker 2: Where is Lee Hardy? So this was back when like
Speaker 2: Australian idol was the biggest thing ever. Lee Harding was
Speaker 2: an Australian idol. I mean look good. It still is
Speaker 2: of course. Anyway, Australian ida was a big thing. Lee
Speaker 2: Harding was one of the contestants. He went after the show.
Speaker 2: He had that song called with sab By the way.
Speaker 2: I ordered two tuna hand rolls this week. I stuffed
Speaker 2: them in my face on the way to work. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they did not come with with save.
Speaker 3: It's irritating.
Speaker 2: I thought it would be there. I thought there'd be
Speaker 2: a little squirt of it in the in the container,
Speaker 2: and there wasn't.
Speaker 3: Then I'd left and it ruins the full lunch experience.
Speaker 3: Why did you get a bougie lunch? Why happened to
Speaker 3: me this week? I when he got sushi, no ginger
Speaker 3: or soy chucked in.
Speaker 2: Maybe you need to ask for it now. That makes
Speaker 2: sense because not many people eat the wusabi or the
Speaker 2: ginger like I throw the ginger out. You better ask
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 3: Oh, start collecting it for me. I love ginger.
Speaker 2: Oh, such health pilarate's and ginger. Anyway, I mentioned him,
Speaker 2: and Emma.
Speaker 3: You questioned what he was doing as well, Where are
Speaker 3: you Lee?
Speaker 2: What are you up to? And Amma says this is
Speaker 2: exactly where he is, and she sent a screenshot of
Speaker 2: Lee Harding presenting the best of an Excess. He's doing
Speaker 2: a tribute show. Oh that's good, Friday, October twenty five
Speaker 2: the Seaford Something.
Speaker 3: For in Excess. I had him walking around with a
Speaker 3: bum bag and cash, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So this is good, This is good for Lee.
Speaker 2: I can see him staggering around the stage, Michael Hutchmon star,
Speaker 2: can't you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ah, oh, stanedon, you can just see it. Marta slid
Speaker 2: into my DMS. She wants me to record a video
Speaker 2: for the graduating class of Hunting Tower School, which I will.
Speaker 2: Of course I will do that, but gosh, it was
Speaker 2: good to hear this. Hi, Chrissy. I've been a big
Speaker 2: fan of you since you showed all those young and
Speaker 2: What's what on Big Brother by getting that Biggie Small's
Speaker 2: question right when everyone else thought it was Tupac Shakua.
Speaker 3: What was this?
Speaker 2: We had a challenge where we had to answer questions,
Speaker 2: and you know, I love a bit of trivia, and
Speaker 2: you know we had to we were winning pumpkins or
Speaker 2: flour or something. And I can't remember the exact question,
Speaker 2: but everybody said it was Tupac and I said, I
Speaker 2: think you'll find that that is Biggie Smalls. And I
Speaker 2: was right and we won because not many people know
Speaker 2: that I am. I love my rap and I know
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Speaker 3: You're an urban gow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm being very impressive to my middle at the moment.
Speaker 2: Jan from Perth, Hello, Jan. She's reached out after hearing
Speaker 2: the parking debate last week where I said, if you
Speaker 2: are a reverse parker, you can go to hell. And this,
Speaker 2: by the way, is the final word.
Speaker 3: It has gone viral on TikTok. That video, by the way,
Speaker 3: there's like five hundred comments on it.
Speaker 2: Jan has the final word.
Speaker 3: What because she's standing with you?
Speaker 2: Yes, because she is articulated.
Speaker 3: Well, Jan's wrong.
Speaker 2: She has articulated in one sentence what I couldn't do
Speaker 2: without losing my temper. She says. If I really want
Speaker 2: to respond to the reverse car parking thing amongst other things,
Speaker 2: here it is if a car in front of me
Speaker 2: at a shopping center drives past a spot with their
Speaker 2: indicator on, I assume they don't want the spot.
Speaker 3: That's stupid. You should assume they're trying to park into
Speaker 3: the spot.
Speaker 2: No, what idiot, that's it in a nutshell. No, you're
Speaker 2: slowly looking for a park. They've gone past the park.
Speaker 3: You are so wrong on this it hurts my soul.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Jan had the last bloody jam. And what about
Speaker 2: this one? This is where you've inspotted. Robin has seen you.
Speaker 2: She goes, I think I just saw Jack at the airport.
Speaker 2: I was going to say hi, but then he saw
Speaker 2: a group of friends and I got shy. He's shorter
Speaker 2: than I thought. Very cool, you are shorter than you've
Speaker 2: seen am I? Yeah? How tall are you? Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't know, like five foot Wait? What like? Would
Speaker 3: I be five foot nine, five foot ten?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're about my height, which is short for a man.
Speaker 2: He should be very ashamed. And let's finish with Christine.
Speaker 2: These are my favorite ones. She goes. I think today's
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Speaker 3: What is she actually talking about?
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Speaker 2: We are seconds away from the weekend and seconds away
Speaker 2: from rickyly, Tim and Joe. But let's go clicking.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's click bait and it really.
Speaker 2: Is Ricky, Tim and Joel. Today. Ricky Lee is back
Speaker 2: from her Australian Idol break, Yes, and I can't wait
Speaker 2: to hear her on air.
Speaker 3: For one, I heard another one of the judges this
Speaker 3: week on that show, a radio dude, if you will
Speaker 3: come out and slam the auditions and the talent that
Speaker 3: they've been receiving this week. Really yeah, apparently no good?
Speaker 2: But why would you say that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: All right, let's move on to Kanye West. He's in
Speaker 2: the news a lot lately because there's divorce rumors between
Speaker 2: he and his wife of two years, Biankersen. Sorry who
Speaker 2: in case you don't know, I just love this tidbit.
Speaker 2: He's an Australian girl, grew up in Melbourne, yeah family
Speaker 2: still here.
Speaker 3: And started as an architect working for Easy.
Speaker 2: So what when you say architect, do you mean an
Speaker 2: actual architect or is that a name.
Speaker 3: A proper architect? Yeah, for you know, when he would
Speaker 3: do his Sunday service sort of concerts and there would
Speaker 3: be a big build, or if Easy would do advance
Speaker 3: like yeah, wow, yep.
Speaker 2: Oh, so she's really smart and accomplished.
Speaker 3: Correct, And then that was a little office romance.
Speaker 2: Well, I just feel like that relationship is I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't want to judge other people's relationships, but it
Speaker 2: looks so dysfunctional to me. Her getting around in odd
Speaker 2: outfits because he said, I don't like women doing things
Speaker 2: just because a man tells them to, I think.
Speaker 3: And I think there's a bit of that happening with Kanye. Well,
Speaker 3: if you look past through his exes, it happened with Kim,
Speaker 3: it happened with Amber Rose, Like that's kind of how
Speaker 3: it goes.
Speaker 2: To controlling way to the hieraky.
Speaker 3: Although he did completely change Kim's fashion, I'll give him that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. That's true. I mean there's always you know,
Speaker 2: there's always a winner in these scenario. But he has
Speaker 2: allegedly high at speaking of Melbourne Bianca, his wife was
Speaker 2: in Melbourne recently and Kanye was allegedly high at a
Speaker 2: PI to follow her. I'm sorry, is there a bigger
Speaker 2: red flag than that? That is creepy and also what
Speaker 2: an idiot? The only reason we know about it is
Speaker 2: because he didn't pay the guy, and now it's in
Speaker 2: you know, open knowledge, because the guy is suing him.
Speaker 2: If you're going to be a massive control freak and
Speaker 2: overstep the line like this.
Speaker 3: Hey, the dude's bill, pay the bill?
Speaker 2: Wow, I want to know what he's trying to find too.
Speaker 3: I think Kanye has got some proper paranoia, So I'd
Speaker 3: say to just come from that.
Speaker 2: I wonder where she went, Like, I wonder if you
Speaker 2: know she was followed to like you know the d
Speaker 2: or like you know, Baker's Delight and she picked up
Speaker 2: a pun in the casser and she what sort of
Speaker 2: details are passed on? Did she did she get its
Speaker 2: sandwhich sliced off toast?
Speaker 3: Like the gal miss in Melbourne coffee is probably hit
Speaker 3: up here of coffee shops when she was here?
Speaker 2: Yes, where did she go? What were her movements? Hey,
Speaker 2: let's move on to Oh no, I really wanted to
Speaker 2: play my little grab when I read this height when
Speaker 2: I read this headline, Kanye West allegedly hire to fix
Speaker 2: it and investigate and follow Bianca Sen. Sorry, I heard
Speaker 2: in my mind the great will be Godberg, who we
Speaker 2: talked about earlier on the show, saying this you and
Speaker 2: Danger girl. You in Danger girl, to get out of there.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to Brazilian drunk monkeys. There is some
Speaker 2: gorgeous footage of monkeys. It never fails to thrill me.
Speaker 2: How human monkeys are?
Speaker 3: I know, it's scared. It kind of scares me.
Speaker 2: Are they your favorite enclosure at any zoo? Their mine?
Speaker 3: They were stwanting so much so my first hot mail
Speaker 3: spoken about this. My first hot mail was BB zero
Speaker 3: seven because I loved Big Brother Underscore Monkey at hotmail
Speaker 3: dot com. Tom's got his hands in his face because
Speaker 3: he knows that was my MSN.
Speaker 2: BBO seven underscorn Monkey. Oh my god, you're so cute.
Speaker 2: You were on some very cute innocence I know.
Speaker 3: And then I got real Jaden and started working in radio.
Speaker 2: And then what did you change your What did you
Speaker 2: change your?
Speaker 3: I want? I won't say it now because it's my
Speaker 3: current one, but it's just a very serious with my name.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you changed you grew up, I grew up.
Speaker 2: Babies growing up anyway. These monkeys have been filmed in
Speaker 2: a park, getting through all the litter, finding the booze
Speaker 2: bottles with a little bit in the bottom and then
Speaker 2: it's bottoms up.
Speaker 3: Was enjoying it.
Speaker 2: They're just standing on the side of the bin and
Speaker 2: that is you and I in about five hours.
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