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Speaker 1: Can I talk about Scotland. Scotland quite progressive. They must be.

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Speaker 1: The island are as well. They brought in the same

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Speaker 1: sixth marriage a lot earlier. I think I'm one of

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Speaker 1: the first countries to do it.

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Speaker 2: To the mcgilvres, yes, it's Scottish, strong Scottish.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I saw your father and a celt Yes you did.

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Speaker 1: I should know because the Fitzgerilds are Irish welcome.

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Speaker 4: This is why we get along so well. Fits it is.

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Speaker 3: What are the Ivyes? What's the origin of the ivys Cornwall?

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Speaker 5: Actually? Are they in England?

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Speaker 3: UK?

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Speaker 1: In the UK?

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Speaker 5: What are they shooting Cornwall? You know the show we built.

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Speaker 6: The ivy they tried to do card Away, Doc Martin,

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Speaker 6: Tommy was it the Boots yet?

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Speaker 5: Talking about show, Doc Martin, that's.

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Speaker 3: Where Tommy Diana from Cornwall? Or yeah she was?

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Speaker 5: Actually yes, I've got some fa Oh my god. Distant

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Speaker 5: relation to Princess.

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Speaker 3: Royalty from British to Radio Royalty.

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Speaker 4: Related Diana and was justification. I'm related to Mel Gibson

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Speaker 4: as William Wallace.

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Speaker 3: Yep, although he's Aussie, so I'm related to him as well.

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Speaker 1: Find out what the breakfast show is in Cornwall?

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Speaker 6: Tom well we could ship last or maybe see if

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Speaker 6: you can get a job there to corn FM.

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Speaker 1: The Scottish government says it will launch trials of a

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Speaker 1: four day working week.

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Speaker 3: Good idea.

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Speaker 6: The new survey they asked everyone in Scotland and eighty

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Speaker 6: percent of the workers are in favor.

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Speaker 3: Of the I mean, great survey to have. They would

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Speaker 3: have spent millions getting the results back. But I'll tell

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Speaker 3: you who's the idiot that said no. Probably the people

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Speaker 3: that run the company. All the bosses said no.

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Speaker 6: This is I suppose they've got to try to entice

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Speaker 6: people to go to Scotland because you're not going there

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Speaker 6: for the beautiful sunny.

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Speaker 3: Weather ight, but you're doing a tour of the mountains.

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Speaker 1: It is green, beautiful, but it is freezing cold and

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Speaker 3: What do you do there? Says like if you said,

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Speaker 3: if I said to you, I'm heading off to Scotland tomorrow,

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Speaker 3: what are you going to say?

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Speaker 4: Castle Tours has exca pipes. Yeah, you think about dancingland dance.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to a little warm pubs, don't you.

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Speaker 4: It's just a beautiful part of the world.

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Speaker 3: Ju and pies, fish and chips.

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Speaker 2: You can do big walks, big cliff top walks, mountain walks.

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Speaker 6: This is how good I scott Scotland is though, because

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Speaker 6: they're saying you can have a day off.

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Speaker 1: You only do four day weeks, but we're going to

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Speaker 1: pay you for five days.

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Speaker 4: Well, who's saying no to that?

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Speaker 1: This is unreal.

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Speaker 3: So I'm glad they did the survey, had you on

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Speaker 3: Friday off and we'll give you the cash nap.

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Speaker 6: I told you when we were at Mitsi's and this

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Speaker 6: is such an It's a great idea and I don't

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Speaker 6: know why more businesses don't do it. You get in

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Speaker 6: an hour earlier. We started work at seven am every

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Speaker 6: morning and we knocked off at four, so instead of

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Speaker 6: your nine to five days, ours was really eight to five.

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Speaker 6: Or we work an extra hour every day and every

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Speaker 6: second week at Mitsubishi, we would have a Friday off.

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Speaker 3: It's nice, isn't it because it looks an easy idea.

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Speaker 3: You'd look Friday, wouldn't you.

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Speaker 1: You're having a three day every fortnight.

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Speaker 3: I mean here, at and over there are some huge spoils.

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Speaker 3: You get your birthday off, I believe.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Did you know that you take a birthday off?

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Speaker 5: It's called anniversary leave.

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Speaker 4: Can you take it in retroactive?

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Speaker 5: I'm sure every year, Yeah, every year.

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Speaker 3: You have a birthday every year?

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Speaker 4: No, I happen to either, So let's accumulate those.

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Speaker 5: You just got yourself seventeen days off its.

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Speaker 4: You guys need your holiday, so that'll work.

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Speaker 3: We've got You've only got eleven weeks in a year, so.

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Speaker 4: Average public holidays and flexi days.

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Speaker 3: Average work against four.

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Speaker 1: But what are the other holidays that we're entitled to do?

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Speaker 3: A days doing to days?

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Speaker 6: You can get two days off a year to do

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Speaker 6: charity work. Yes, any you have quite a bit of

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Speaker 6: stress sleeve, don't you. It's a very stressful job what

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Speaker 6: I do here.

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Speaker 3: No, that's just when a Bucks party turns up in

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Speaker 3: bar and by on a weekend, but he'll leave on

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Speaker 7: Someone's having a wedding sort of on a Saturday, it's

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Speaker 7: best to leave on the Tuesday, just to be sure

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I miss.

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Speaker 6: Everyone else in the office know what I missed the

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Speaker 6: most on a Monday, and it's the same people who

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Speaker 6: have the Mondays off. Yeah, you know you've obviously been

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Speaker 6: on a bender. You've been a kick on. You don't

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Speaker 3: Dragon Dragons dragging his legs around the office again? Can

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Speaker 3: walk celids? Did you hear about those guys in the

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Speaker 3: city They got fined last week because they got fined

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Speaker 3: for standing around and they've been doing it regularly since

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Speaker 3: lockdown And they were drinking large cups of coffee like

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Speaker 3: like Grunds, and as it turns out, there was beer

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Speaker 3: in it. So these guys had made the deal that

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Speaker 3: and they've been fined five thousand dollars. Right now they are,

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Speaker 3: but they're not meant to mingle in the way that

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Speaker 3: they are downstairs catching up to have a beer. If

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Speaker 3: you said to these city workers right these corporates in

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Speaker 3: start of lockdown, if you give us five k, now

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Speaker 3: you can catch up for a drink with your mates

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Speaker 3: in large coffee cups. That would not a problem. Oh

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Speaker 3: without it. Without it, their risk was huge. Pay mate.

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Speaker 3: Just to socialize.

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Speaker 6: Every park around Sydney on a afternoon with the kids,

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Speaker 6: I've seen I've seen parents drinking coffees, large coffee cups

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Speaker 6: at six seven o'clock at night when the sun's going.

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Speaker 1: A bed mate.

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Speaker 3: But the opposite is I saw a guy having a

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Speaker 3: beer like just out of a can. He was having

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Speaker 3: a VB at eleven o'clock in the morning. You're not

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Speaker 1: Always cover it up, you Peter. When it's time to

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Speaker 1: trade laps around the supermarket for a.

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Speaker 3: Trip to what just put me in the direction, mate,

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Speaker 3: The bags are packed.

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Speaker 1: It's time to what if it.

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Speaker 3: What if has great deals on a range of hotels

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Speaker 1: Visit what if dot com? What if it's Aussie for

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Speaker 5: brand producer.

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Speaker 4: Time Tom Time.

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Speaker 8: Like that?

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Speaker 5: Yes, please, good morning, Fitz Whippers, Sarah Matt to.

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Speaker 3: Morning.

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Speaker 1: And they sell in the world. You know you feel

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Speaker 1: them before you last well, a few tears you sweaking

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Speaker 1: in the office.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, just reflecting on all the moment, you know, just

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Speaker 6: for all the moment, on only one moment, just one.

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Speaker 5: Moment, which will be as a cruise out at that

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Speaker 3: Is it true that your wife has said to you

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Speaker 3: sharpener or ship out because you've been drinking too much

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Speaker 3: at home and falling asleep with a brand new baby

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Speaker 5: No, it's not the best. It's not the best look

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Speaker 5: to fall asleep with the baby on your lap.

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Speaker 3: But what's it like sleeping in the rus when you

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Speaker 3: put the seat all the way back?

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Speaker 1: Is there enough? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: No, it's a it's it's not too bad. But the

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Speaker 5: the Arras has the new tiree, so you.

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Speaker 1: Know the new Wills.

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Speaker 1: Tom, have a quick look.

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Speaker 7: in Newcastle. Currently go if you love beaches, wineries and

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Speaker 5: I love three out of those four things. The would

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Speaker 1: Through my management.

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Speaker 3: One on behalf of the group, but I can't promise

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's okay, exciting prize this morning, Thank you much

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Speaker 5: so much a producer. It has just brought in some

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Speaker 1: To sleep with Whipper.

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Speaker 4: Finally, your dreams, which that's nice and look like they're going.

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Speaker 3: To come, so you get to sleep with us. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: why the color blue because it's kind of like some

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Speaker 3: sort of weird pastel Shane A. Blaze would do.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, No, absolutely not my department.

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Speaker 5: That's beautiful this morning. You can choose to either sleep

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Speaker 5: medal winning cabsav from Ponting. Ricky Ponting says to you,

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Speaker 9: Way, get drunk on Punch's wine and pass out on

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Speaker 9: this pillow.

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Speaker 3: Sleep next to me.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Vicky in tune, Gabby, good morning.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's what we needed.

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Speaker 6: Got to get the third one, correct, Vic to get

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Speaker 6: that great prize in the office the other day, who

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Speaker 6: was on the phone to his dad and shouted at

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Speaker 6: his dad, I just don't want to do this anymore, Dad,

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Speaker 6: I'm a loser.

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Speaker 5: We would shout out on the phone to their dad.

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Speaker 10: I said, both of them, that's so true.

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Speaker 5: That the whipper, Well, what's the story for asking?

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Speaker 3: Thanks for checking in. You should be able to express

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Speaker 3: all emotions to your parents and speak openly. And I

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Speaker 3: just had a moment of weakness and I just had

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Speaker 3: to tell someone. Dad said, you're not a loser. A

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Speaker 3: loser all your life. You're right up to about the

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Speaker 3: age of the company. For I was too, I said

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Speaker 3: to the general manager. And then as I got older,

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Speaker 3: I became more of a loser. So by the time

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Speaker 3: I'm fifty, Oh my god, what a waste of space.

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Speaker 3: Put on your VIC. You're off to a flying start.

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Speaker 7: Have you.

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Speaker 11: Go?

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Speaker 3: We love we love you VIC. Sounds like you need

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Speaker 3: a pillow case. No, no face of tafe, change the billboard.

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Speaker 5: This is a follow up to last week. The boys

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Speaker 5: were wearing dresses again this week for some funny social

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Speaker 5: content on the TikTok account show. Now, who said, and

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Speaker 5: I quote, I have beautiful lady legs. Women would kill

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Speaker 5: for my legs.

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Speaker 1: It is true.

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Speaker 3: You never taken the mole around the base of the tree.

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Speaker 3: A Yamaha piano piano warehouse? Actually, Tommy, where can people

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Speaker 3: Or what would you like?

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Speaker 4: That's nice.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately he has passed away the gentleman that would stay there.

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Speaker 6: Hugh and I were watching Dark Night Last night, Batman,

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Speaker 3: I do that every year.

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Speaker 1: And then if you see at the end of the movie.

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Speaker 1: He get away from his family. He hates his family

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Speaker 4: Does he have family? Have they ACKed up?

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Speaker 3: I mean the weird figures? There is a photo of him.

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Speaker 3: No one's argued or contested this two million dollars to

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Speaker 4: Look at what the hotel has given me. Old men

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Speaker 3: He probably had a crush on me. Who's less little

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Speaker 1: A bit of money, have you? Okay, Oh you want

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Speaker 3: Now, I've got this piece of paper. I'll just get

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Speaker 1: I've changed my signature to your love. What's your signature?

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Speaker 3: That's really good.

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Speaker 1: That's quite a large document.

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Speaker 6: I've glad, look glad, it's getting up at eleven o'clock

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Speaker 3: There, and.

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Speaker 4: Go downstairs and fight, he said.

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Speaker 1: He told people, he said, if you guys are upset

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Speaker 4: A couple of stuff.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, only three people rocked up.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't the same guy from New Zealand with a

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Speaker 3: There's about a thousand. They get ten dollars an hour

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Speaker 3: Chris is back.

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Speaker 6: Someone has chopped up Gladysboro j Klan's press conferences. And

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Speaker 1: This is very now.

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Speaker 6: This is not what it sounds like gladys is saying it,

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Speaker 1: Have listened to this.

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Speaker 8: I'm a bit tired of hearing people saying I don't

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Speaker 4: That's not acceptable.

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Speaker 8: I hope everybody likes staying at home because we are

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Speaker 4: I'm really watching very closely.

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Speaker 8: I hope this really will be devastating.

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Speaker 16: What we need to say today now is.

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Speaker 4: That but if you leave home, we will give you

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Speaker 8: Please know that you will be shocked in the face,

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Speaker 8: that we say when we say, and if you don't,

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Speaker 13: I don't really give it out.

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Speaker 8: The government is now about to announce what we call

453
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Speaker 8: the Final Solution. We are inspired by history and realize

454
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Speaker 8: we can very easily permanently get rid of anybody thinking

455
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Speaker 8: illegal thoughts.

456
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Speaker 17: We need to have absolutely zero freedom.

457
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Speaker 8: Follow the rules or else you'll never be seen again.

458
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Speaker 4: If you think you can live freely under our.

459
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Speaker 8: Very strict and harsh regime, I have news for you.

460
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Speaker 13: If you even.

461
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Speaker 3: Consider breaking the rules.

462
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Speaker 4: I will personally stab you in the head and rick

463
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Speaker 4: you bucks out.

464
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Speaker 8: We have twenty four hours surveillance of every single person

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Speaker 8: in the community.

466
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Speaker 4: We want to cause anguish, hurt and suffering to as

467
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Speaker 4: many citizens as possible.

468
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Speaker 8: Every day at eleven o'clock, every citizen in this state

469
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Speaker 8: must listen to me. This is the fourth bike, and

470
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Speaker 8: I will make sure that I never it is ever give.

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Speaker 4: Up power to the day I die. It is so

472
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Speaker 4: just woke up turned on nov and he's now freaking out.

473
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Speaker 3: It is when you get one word right to make

474
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Speaker 3: these sentences like they have from all the press conferences.

475
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Speaker 3: When did she say guts? I know.

476
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Speaker 1: About she said sinking as well. You can actually get

477
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Speaker 1: certain if you can get somewhere boys.

478
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Speaker 15: Yeah, But if she if like the bush bait, if

479
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Speaker 15: she was talking about guts and determination.

480
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Speaker 3: Or yeah, perfect says or.

481
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Speaker 4: A gutsy effort.

482
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Speaker 3: In the gut, in the gut says, thank you bit

483
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Speaker 3: of charots if you wouldn't mind. Mate, came on the

484
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Speaker 3: show a while ago inspired by.

485
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Speaker 1: This is my Australian record.

486
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Speaker 3: On the fire.

487
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Speaker 1: It's still there from nineteen eighty six, five minutes.

488
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Speaker 3: Think anyone was asking.

489
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Speaker 1: Sorry, I swear you were going that's a great story.

490
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Speaker 3: Anyway, I continue another story of huge achievement. Cut me

491
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Speaker 3: off again. This is a personal goal that I've been

492
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Speaker 3: attempting to break. And I spoke to you a while

493
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Speaker 3: ago because a good made of mine who plays in

494
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Speaker 3: some celebrity circles, a guy called Hugh Jackman, inspired me

495
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Speaker 3: with his body. He's not your mate, he's ripped figure.

496
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Speaker 3: You know when you see those patchets coming out of

497
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Speaker 3: the water at Bondai. My god, Wolverine not afraid of you.

498
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Speaker 3: And there was this moment where I heard him talking

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Speaker 3: about his fitness routine on a podcast. Have listened to this.

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Speaker 18: I'd be curious to know if there are any particular

501
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Speaker 18: exercises or types of exercise that you have found to

502
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Speaker 18: be particularly good bang for the bucks? Does anything come

503
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Speaker 18: to mind?

504
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Speaker 11: Rolling machine?

505
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Speaker 3: Definitely to get time.

506
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Speaker 8: Just do this seven minute thing, seven minute row, four

507
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Speaker 8: times a week and the goal is two thousand meters.

508
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Speaker 1: When you try it, at some point you're going.

509
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Speaker 8: To hate me for it.

510
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Speaker 1: But still that's the quickest, best way.

511
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Speaker 3: Horrible, absolutely horrible.

512
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Speaker 1: You've been How long have you.

513
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Speaker 3: Been going for this every year?

514
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Speaker 4: And you still don't look like you jackman?

515
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Speaker 3: There's an article here which says why the two thousand

516
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Speaker 3: meters row is the ultimate test of true fitness.

517
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Speaker 1: Oh, you keep telling yourself that, mate, set a rowing.

518
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Speaker 3: Machine for two thousand meters and have have you row

519
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Speaker 3: for time? It tests your strength that uses eighty five

520
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Speaker 3: percent of the muscles in your body. It's a great

521
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Speaker 3: gauge of your holistic fitness. It also tests your will

522
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Speaker 3: because you can't cheat. The only way to gain advantages

523
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Speaker 3: by pushing harder. The clock is unbiased and unforgiving. You

524
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Speaker 3: can't pass with a half asked form. Oh, the time

525
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Speaker 3: you need to finish within is seven minutes. Seven minutes

526
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Speaker 3: or less tells me that you're not only in good shape,

527
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Speaker 3: but that you're also willing to silence your mental demons.

528
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Speaker 1: Now you can do what's his record?

529
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Speaker 3: He doesn't know, I don't know. Hugh's taller than me,

530
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Speaker 3: so I would.

531
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Speaker 1: Assume hard with those knives coming out of his head.

532
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Speaker 3: I think taking them off.

533
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Speaker 1: He takes them off, you'd slice them.

534
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Speaker 3: I mean doctor Andrew Rochford right, because of his height,

535
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Speaker 3: and roch is fit. Roch Rose it the two thousand

536
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Speaker 3: meters in six minutes twenty five and what do you

537
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Speaker 3: do with it? I've been trying to break the seven minutes.

538
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Speaker 4: Says how closely are you sitting at eight?

539
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Speaker 3: Nine ten?

540
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Speaker 1: No, the best.

541
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Speaker 3: The best I've done was a seven to ten.

542
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Speaker 4: That's pretty good.

543
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Speaker 3: Yeah, But there's a training thing. It's called there's a

544
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Speaker 3: program called the what Farm. So what it does is

545
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Speaker 3: that you train for a month and then you try it.

546
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Speaker 3: So everything you do is different reps to build.

547
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Speaker 5: Up to your attempt.

548
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Speaker 3: So over a year, it has taken me two days

549
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Speaker 3: ago to answer your question.

550
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Speaker 7: Before you say it, Hugh only did it in seven minutes.

551
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Speaker 7: It's not like he smashed it in six He put

552
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Speaker 7: him seven on the docks.

553
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Speaker 4: He would have been done at the end.

554
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Speaker 1: He would be doing it regularly, as you just heard.

555
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Speaker 3: He does it four times a week MDG in the audio.

556
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Speaker 3: So two days I sat down on the IRG says

557
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Speaker 3: the old concept too, Ye, ladies and gentlemen, The older

558
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Speaker 3: I'm proud to announce I came in at six minutes

559
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Speaker 3: fifty nine point seven seconds.

560
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Speaker 4: Don't leave yourself much margin.

561
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Speaker 1: Flara well cracked up.

562
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Speaker 19: Well, you know what says so that you got on

563
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Speaker 19: to give up there, I've sold it, I've sold the

564
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Speaker 19: it's on, but I got off.

565
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Speaker 3: Here's the thing, here's what's the point? Like ten, what

566
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Speaker 3: have you achieved that you're proud of?

567
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Speaker 1: And no one else cares?

568
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Speaker 3: So I get off her my legs. You've done it beforefeits.

569
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Speaker 3: Your legs are shaking right, your quads are hurting, your

570
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Speaker 3: bum's hurting, your arms are stinging. You can hardly breathe,

571
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Speaker 3: like you're falling off the machine. And Lisa can hear

572
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Speaker 3: me breathing downstairs. I'm dying here, she yells out, Are

573
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Speaker 3: you okay? I'm struggling to talking to it, Honey.

574
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Speaker 1: I've done it.

575
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Speaker 3: I've done it. I cracked it, she said French, because

576
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Speaker 3: nappy needs changing. Oh, I said, I've done it.

577
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Speaker 1: I get it seven minutes.

578
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Speaker 3: I then got into the shower. That night the boys

579
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Speaker 3: had come home from school. Ted and I are in

580
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Speaker 3: the shower, and I said, Ted, I need to tell

581
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Speaker 3: you about perseverance. I need to teach you that it

582
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Speaker 3: took me a year to crack seven minutes on the

583
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Speaker 3: rower around and he said, Dad, it's not sad, this

584
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Speaker 3: is inspiring. Get back to chariots. Ted turned around and said, Dad,

585
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Speaker 3: do you know how boring that is to a child?

586
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Speaker 3: Do you know how boring that is for a kid

587
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Speaker 3: to hear about you on the rower today.

588
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Speaker 4: And you still want to tell it on air.

589
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

590
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Speaker 19: It's not a Batman movie when I'm watching YouTube clips

591
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Speaker 19: or wasting time. What I'm trying to tell you is

592
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Speaker 19: like your footy, like whatever you're into, you're writing, your drawing,

593
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Speaker 19: whatever it is you're running, if you continue to persevere

594
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Speaker 19: with it, you can achieve it.

595
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Speaker 3: That's my message. He said, I'm still bored. I'm making

596
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Speaker 3: a potion out of the shampoo.

597
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Speaker 4: No one.

598
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 3: Cracked it. He said, that's great. Is this without a

599
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Speaker 3: word of a lie?

600
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Speaker 1: This is dad?

601
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Speaker 3: I rang him, Dad, you're not going to believe it.

602
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 3: You know how, I said I'd crack the seven minutes

603
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Speaker 3: for the two k's. I did it. He went silent

604
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 3: because I thought he was proud. He said, mate, sorry,

605
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 3: the timing's not great. The walking club does a zoom

606
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Speaker 3: quiz at ten o'clock in the morning. I've got to go.

607
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 3: I'm the host today.

608
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Speaker 1: It's even more boring than your record, guys.

609
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Speaker 3: Massive achievement from this side of the bench. Broke the

610
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Speaker 3: seven minute mark for the two k's on the railway.

611
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Speaker 3: If you know, you know. As it turns out, no

612
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 3: one else cares, so we're asking you all the show.

613
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Speaker 6: A bloke who lives down the road from me, Trippy's

614
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Speaker 6: trip picks me. Congrats to whip on the two column

615
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,439
Speaker 6: in a row. Massive the elusive seven minutes.

616
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Speaker 3: Wow. Thanks, Mate's an elite club.

617
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Speaker 6: But I'm not pumping up his ties anymore. Trippy, Yeah,

618
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Speaker 6: it's taken him two years to do.

619
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Speaker 3: It, two to three. It doesn't matter. Will either do

620
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,120
Speaker 3: it or you don't. I suppose we got their perseverance

621
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Speaker 3: as the lesson I tried to keep.

622
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Speaker 1: Don't worry about now.

623
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have a goal, Yeah, I do well

624
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 3: stick with yeah self defense. Yeah, I needed to declare

625
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 3: to the CEO there was a weapon in the building.

626
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: That's me.

627
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 3: Next target is to break nineteen minutes for five kilometers.

628
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Speaker 3: H Jackman does nineteen forty five. As we just saw MDJ.

629
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Speaker 7: It took you two years to crack the seven minutes.

630
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Speaker 1: Well when well, then.

631
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Speaker 6: In nineteen forty five, I reckon you might be able

632
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Speaker 6: to do crack the twenty by twenty forty five.

633
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 3: Very good, very good. And you know what, Hugh Jackman

634
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 3: doesn't know that we're in a rowing competition against each other.

635
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 3: Maddie in Londonderry.

636
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Speaker 13: Hello, Hey, So I went to a whole lot of effort.

637
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Speaker 20: I decided when I turned thirty, I wanted to run

638
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Speaker 20: a marathon. So I found a marathon on the other

639
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Speaker 20: side of the world, all the way in Canada. Yeah,

640
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 20: oubt that if I trained, I would finish exactly as

641
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 20: I turned thirty. Based on my birth time in New

642
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Speaker 20: Yalan's a lot of efforts.

643
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Speaker 17: No one kid based on your.

644
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 4: Birth time in New Zealand. But were you born in

645
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 4: New Zealand?

646
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Speaker 20: Yes, I was born in you there, and I'm literally

647
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 20: finish line as I turned thirty.

648
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 6: Well, what was the most Who's the most disappointed disappointing

649
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 6: response that you got Madie in your family when you

650
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 6: told them?

651
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 17: Probably my dad.

652
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, he didn't care at all, Just like there's a lot.

653
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Speaker 17: Of other things to do in Canada.

654
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks, here, there's so many other things that you know,

655
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 3: what's so offensive is when you put in the phone

656
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 3: called who you think might care? You tell them and

657
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 3: then they moved, they changed top it. How are the kids?

658
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 1: Oh you're not bad, Kate niece gardens. What have you

659
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: achieved that no one cares about? Kate?

660
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 17: I finally made a gingerbread house after like eight years

661
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 17: of trying every Christmas and every time it's fallen apart,

662
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Speaker 17: and I finally did it and no one cared and

663
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 17: everyone had a gingerbread and then I really quite difficult.

664
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Speaker 4: It is a complex.

665
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Speaker 3: Proud of you, Yeah, we are proud of you.

666
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Speaker 6: You don't mean so overrat and lew so really overrated.

667
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 6: And you know what you read bad gingerbread get sucked

668
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 6: in at the candy store.

669
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Speaker 1: I see the gingerbread and go, oh that's so cute.

670
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Speaker 3: They get it.

671
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Speaker 1: They take one bite.

672
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Speaker 3: My Finloy's love gingerbread man. Do you know what my

673
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 3: uncle Dale? He actually won and he'd worked really well,

674
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Speaker 3: he worked really hard to it. He won the local

675
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 3: pav Lover competition, so he made the best path in

676
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 3: town and no one cares Christmas and he bought the

677
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 3: actual winning pav to Christmas. You know he made the

678
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 3: pav but he brought it to Christmas to show us

679
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 3: the one that he won the gold.

680
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: Your other uncle, the doctor.

681
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 2: How many dodgy uncles do you have? Because most people

682
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Speaker 2: in total to one, but you have got such a

683
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 2: jail and dodgy.

684
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 3: I didn't say it was dodgy. You showed off a

685
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 3: regular enough. I've never said that about Daly's a good uncle,

686
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 3: and he said that.

687
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 6: He's completely offloaded him. One wants to talk to him

688
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 6: the same, Uncle Dale, But.

689
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: You just nail every day of the.

690
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 3: He does. He has a character he plays. I mean

691
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 3: it's tough because he can't go out anymore, or what

692
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 3: kind of Dale? All right? He has a character called

693
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 3: Dr Tiffany.

694
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 4: I thought they were two different people.

695
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 3: They're the same person. So Uncle Dale dresses as Doctor Tifer.

696
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, nine and a half, so competing you

697
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: had breakfast to Tiffany? No not.

698
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 3: Do you know the only reason that we realized that

699
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 3: Dr Tiffany was a character that he that Dale played

700
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 3: was because in a magazine I looked at it.

701
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 4: And, oh my god, that makeup's not rubbed in.

702
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 3: There's a photo of mum, And then went on, it's

703
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 3: mum's brother dressed as a woman.

704
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,719
Speaker 1: And that's doctor Tiffany. What does she specialize?

705
00:31:50,760 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 21: Ind always her what you and a lot of times

706
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 21: the boys just don't list.

707
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 3: I moved on from doctor Tiffany prescribes not a real doctor.

708
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 3: Although I did bring some cookies to Christmas one time

709
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 3: as well. I remember not really hungry after that, so

710
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 3: I'm more the herbal sort of that.

711
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: You did have breakfast get ten Yes, good morning, this

712
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: is your new breakfast shot just fits in.

713
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 3: Shoptp that from the leg of the parody. Okay, yeah,

714
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 3: let's be attacking up. I thought, Tommy, when you said

715
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 3: we're going to celebrate ten years, to be honest, I

716
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 3: thought it was going to be like you get a car,

717
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 3: you get a car, you get a cut. No one's

718
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 3: got anything besides bleeding budget.

719
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: We hot wheels attempt.

720
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 3: That's the truth. We had some break You get a

721
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 3: hot wheel car, you get a hot whels car.

722
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 5: We had some great memories yesterday with you know, some

723
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 5: of your forgotten parodies. Thank god, the time you teamed

724
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 5: up with Shepherd on Ineronimo, Sammy Jade, I like that.

725
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 3: D O take take Ernard, Never again, tom never ever again.

726
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 3: Crimes against Radio never ever again.

727
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: They performed that, You've.

728
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 3: Done it again.

729
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 6: They performed that at the NRL Grand Final for the

730
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 6: last ten years and that scottymonic. Scotty, thanks for being

731
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 6: involved for the last ten years. You've just been an

732
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 6: amazing support and we love you and your family. Scott,

733
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 6: well done, no worries. Is there anything that you would

734
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 6: like to hear again?

735
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 17: My favorite one?

736
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 10: My favorite one would have to be.

737
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Speaker 6: Oh yes, this was the one where you had no

738
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 6: idea and we took every piece of furniture out of

739
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 6: your house and put.

740
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: It down on the Manly Wharf. I walked into the

741
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: house and it was completely empty.

742
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 7: I think I'd only been on the show for about

743
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 7: a year or been under a year, and it was

744
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 7: the first time you and a proper stitch up.

745
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Holy cow.

746
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 7: These guys every length and every expense.

747
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: They aren't lazy at all. Ten years on realized that's

748
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: not the case. But that was we were sing.

749
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 3: We'd been on the Manly Wharf in your bed.

750
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 7: So you set up the bed. You were sitting there

751
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 7: playing the Xbox. I never forget walking down the two

752
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 7: of you were playing the Xbox on the couch the.

753
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,439
Speaker 1: Bed was there.

754
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 7: This drifter wanted past, sat on the couch like this

755
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 7: isn't a public bench, and another one came along wanting

756
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 7: to buy the bed sheets.

757
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the homeless guy that hopped into bed and urinated, Well,

758
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 3: that's short. And your girlfriend Sammy at the time cracked.

759
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 3: She did because you'd been seeing other women, but also

760
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 3: because I think some of her belongings.

761
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 4: Were almost And I need to play the audio so

762
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 4: you snap back.

763
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 1: Well, she was seeing the Stuart brothers. But this is

764
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: what happened.

765
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 6: So we settle the furniture down at the wharf in

766
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 6: front of the TV was screening his apartment, so we

767
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 6: had a computer there and we could see this live.

768
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 6: We were videotaping this as well. We were watching every

769
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,280
Speaker 6: that happened on his TV. This was Maddie de great

770
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 6: when he got home from work.

771
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 3: Here it is okay, hello, look at him, look at

772
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 3: him things he's been wrong because don't know what's going on. Hello, Hi, mine,

773
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 3: how am I? It's fitting whipper here and we'll just

774
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 3: get you to stop right there where you are in

775
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 3: your hallway because there's a hidden camera and we can

776
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 3: see you. They're right in front of you. Stop there

777
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 3: and wave to the camera.

778
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 1: Congratulations, mate, we've.

779
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 16: Got your stuff.

780
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 3: The love of anything in my house. Great to see

781
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 3: what was in your top drawer by your bed too, mate?

782
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyone.

783
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 3: Mate.

784
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,919
Speaker 1: Two things in Matt Degod's house.

785
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 3: Romantic DVD's romantic comedy and.

786
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 6: More safety than a first day hit in the first

787
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 6: and a cricket trophy there and we were going good

788
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 6: on him.

789
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,919
Speaker 1: He's won a cricket trophic. It was another bloke's name.

790
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 3: He's still on a toy wooden airplane. What did they also?

791
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 7: Classy, sophisticated, sort of a house ornament.

792
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: What are you trying to convince.

793
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 3: People you are?

794
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 6: Man?

795
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: We then instructed him.

796
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 6: We instructed him, there's a car waiting for you outside

797
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 6: your house. We'll meet you down at Manly Wharf. This

798
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 6: is what happened when he popped down there.

799
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 3: The apartment's gone around sort of Alfresco field to it?

800
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 3: Is this an indoor outdoor settings?

801
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: Count your slip? I don't even own it.

802
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 15: There.

803
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 3: Do you want to thank the two men in a

804
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,720
Speaker 3: truck lads?

805
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 6: Thanksos, they've been working tireles.

806
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: Sit down for some breaking or some time. This is

807
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: your furniture. This is all my furniture.

808
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 3: It is about to crawl into your bed. Yeah, jumping.

809
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: That's how easy it is.

810
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 3: Boys.

811
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 7: There has never been an extew about the quality of

812
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 7: this bed.

813
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 3: Get in the middle, mate. It technically quite relaxed.

814
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: It's a very comfortable bit. Now, where's the top drawer?

815
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 3: Got him a beauty in your face when you walk in,

816
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 3: because we're the camera sit up in the empty apartment,

817
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 3: and then we burned the entire apartment block down. If

818
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 3: you want to go and see that. If it's an

819
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 3: Instagram page, you can check it out there.

820
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 6: I want to talk about making a fool of yourself

821
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 6: in front of a celebrity, and we've all been there

822
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 6: on this shirt. Usually it happens after a couple of drinks,

823
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 6: when you get the courage to go up and have

824
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 6: a chat to someone. But you may have made of

825
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,280
Speaker 6: all of yourself if this has happened to you before.

826
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 6: Airports are always a good one as well yourself. You

827
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 6: always see a celebrity or a famous person at an

828
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 6: airport and you say to the family, I'm going to

829
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 6: go up and have a bit of a chat.

830
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 3: Do you remember when you dragged el McPherson from her

831
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 3: private room into ours at the airport in the Los Angeles.

832
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 1: And leave her alone. She just wants and I went, no,

833
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 1: your four b is in. We were in l A

834
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 1: and I'm going and I was saying she would love

835
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: the Aussie accent.

836
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 3: Oh no, she did. She was, she was awesome. And

837
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,439
Speaker 3: then you see she had no makeup on. Then Fitzy says,

838
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 3: we have a photo. The last thing she wanted. Sure,

839
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 3: I'll just put my sunglasses on.

840
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,240
Speaker 9: It was the time when the guy on that faithful

841
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 9: trip to LA when I harassed Leo, the guy from Glee,

842
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 9: and Glee was so big at the time, and I

843
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 9: ran up to him and grabbed the back of his shirt.

844
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 4: And said hey, hey, hey, let's have a video. And

845
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 4: he looked at me.

846
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 15: He said okay, And I turned the phone to take

847
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 15: the photo was facing the other one.

848
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 4: So I got a shot of the wall and he

849
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 4: goes to me, that's enough and around.

850
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: You're good on the awesome Another one.

851
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 6: Here's another one at the airport when the Fitzgerald family

852
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 6: were going overseas.

853
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: I can't even there's so long ago before the pandemic.

854
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 6: Slash was there from Gualia for the Australian tour and

855
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 6: I said to my wife, I've got to get a

856
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 6: photo with Slash, but I just can't go up because

857
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 6: he was with his wife and there was a lot

858
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 6: of PDA's going on, Sarah, so you.

859
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 4: It tapped and interrupts.

860
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 5: So what I did?

861
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,280
Speaker 6: I use the kids and I went over to Slash

862
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 6: and I said, Slash as a family, we are the

863
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 6: biggest fans.

864
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 1: Can we get a photo using the kids? Going, well,

865
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 1: they're young?

866
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:43,959
Speaker 3: Yep.

867
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 6: He gets up, He takes a deep breath out and

868
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 6: he looks at me and he goes, your kids have

869
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 6: no idea who I am?

870
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 3: True? Yeah, you know I once did a Wii next

871
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 3: to Slash. I know you Slash Slash with Slash at

872
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 3: a restaurant in Melbourne. And what the funny thing was

873
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 3: he'd been on the radio show the previous day, so

874
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 3: at least I had something to talk about because he

875
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 3: really wanted a chat while he was standing there with

876
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 3: his member hanging out, which he referred to as Axel Rose.

877
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 3: It was weird.

878
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 7: Let I would get this one because he's a big

879
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 7: Lord of the Rings fan in McClellan, the again Bronte,

880
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 7: massive fan, huge fan, and he was in Australia was

881
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 7: in Sydney doing a talk to potential drama students and

882
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 7: she got the opportunity to go up to meet him.

883
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 7: Got there, went to speak, couldn't speak, just started crying.

884
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

885
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 1: Directly, I did that to Michael.

886
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 4: In a previous job.

887
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 15: I was taking him in to be interviewed and I

888
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 15: just started to cry. And then he said come here

889
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 15: and give me a hug.

890
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: And I remember that, so you're planned works.

891
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 3: When we're at a charity event and Simon Baker was

892
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 3: there and my wife melts around side Baker and she

893
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 3: was sitting at the table were on and she'd googled

894
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 3: Simon Baker images and she was holding the phone up, going,

895
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 3: oh hellt Simon Baker, Simon Baker, Simon Baker. She tips

896
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 3: a few more in and says, I'm gonna go and

897
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 3: get a photo with him. So she wanders over to

898
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Speaker 3: Simon Baker, opens her phone to put the camera on

899
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 3: and there's the googled images of Simon Baker on her phone.

900
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 3: Or a stalker.

901
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 6: If you made a fall in front of a celebrity

902
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 6: before thirteen twenty fourteen, please give us a call.

903
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 3: I need it.

904
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 6: I mean this happened a few years ago, but I

905
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 6: love this story so much. Liam Gallagher from Oasis and

906
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 6: he loves the Beatles so much that he's he named

907
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 6: his first son Lennon after John Lennon, right, and in

908
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 6: the glasses they used away. He is obsessed with John Lennon. Obviously,

909
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 6: John Lennon's not with us anymore. But Paul McCartney he's

910
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 6: met a few times, and Liam Gallagher says, met him

911
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 6: a few times.

912
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: He's an absolute dream.

913
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 6: The last time I was at the Royal Albert Hall

914
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 6: and he says, he says to me, Liam, why you

915
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 6: always in a rush?

916
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: Sit down? Sit down? And I sit down and he

917
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 1: goes to me, do you like Margarita's?

918
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 6: I said, yeah, but I've had something before I come out,

919
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:09,879
Speaker 6: so I don't eat at this time of the night.

920
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 1: He said, no, you thing idiots. I'm talking about the drink,

921
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: not the pizza or crushed him.

922
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 4: How did migrated pizza crushed him?

923
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 3: I have both just to cover it, so don't look

924
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 3: like an idiot in front of my huge idol.

925
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: City hasn't seen him since.

926
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Speaker 3: Who was it that nearly got us kicked out of

927
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Speaker 3: the chateau in la for chasing Pamela Anderson.

928
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: Was it you fit?

929
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 3: Tommy?

930
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: Tommy? Tommy went over to two girls that look like

931
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Speaker 1: the Moronics.

932
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 4: No, wasn't it Bruce Willis's daughter.

933
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 3: And was there as well? Yeah, and you were hanging

934
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 3: around the toilet's fits.

935
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Speaker 6: We were waiting to get into the lift and she

936
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Speaker 6: was there waiting as well, and she had security around it,

937
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 6: and and I whispered a little bit too loud, and

938
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 6: I said I'm going to get a photo, and her

939
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 6: security just started walking towards me and said, no, you're not.

940
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 3: What about the young Knight When we went to get

941
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 3: in the lift with did like we were just leaving

942
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 3: an event together and we went to get in the

943
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Speaker 3: lift with because there was heaps of room in the lift,

944
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 3: and the security just said, you're not getting in. Remember

945
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Speaker 3: that we had to wait for another lift.

946
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Speaker 6: I was Diane from Wollongong. What select did embarrassed in

947
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,720
Speaker 6: front in front of god it mate.

948
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Speaker 3: John Diane.

949
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Speaker 19: I had two of them.

950
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Speaker 20: I had Jason in the lift with me and I

951
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 20: was staying on the second top floor and he was

952
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 20: on the.

953
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 16: Top floor and I'm like, I know it you as

954
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:43,760
Speaker 16: she got out with his bodyguard.

955
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 3: I Jason.

956
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 16: She got a babe.

957
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: Oh sung his name Diane, Yeah.

958
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 20: It's Summon and he's like he's got a baby laughed,

959
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 20: and I'm like, oh my gosh.

960
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 17: Tell Miron was sitting at the suv waiting for a drive.

961
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Speaker 12: So I started taking photos.

962
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 16: And she's leaving her throat you know, no, no, no.

963
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 20: I pretended to try and me on the phone and

964
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 20: get closer and she went to see that no man

965
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 20: the window.

966
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 3: Oh they love you a celebrity.

967
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that is great Jimmy in Surrey Hills. Who

968
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 6: did you embarrass yourself in front of jim Oh?

969
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:20,919
Speaker 17: Hey, guys.

970
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 22: I was essentially meant to be helping the Australian cricket

971
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 22: team do a do like a photo shoot around UNI,

972
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 22: and I just went into an old schoolmate called Andrew Clark,

973
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 22: so I've been talking to him and anyway, everyone was

974
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 22: sucking up to Michael Clark, you know, call him pup

975
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 22: and everything, and I thought I I'd show off just

976
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 22: how close a mate I was of his. And I

977
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,240
Speaker 22: walked up and I go, okay, mate, how are you Andrew?

978
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 22: Everyone just absolutely kissed gone into confidence.

979
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 3: Oh you know what, You're right, it's the bravado. You

980
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 3: go in with and you're just and you're not walking

981
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 3: out with having your crash.

982
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,280
Speaker 6: What is it is a moment where it's so embarrassing

983
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 6: that in the back of your mind you go, this

984
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 6: will be a story that will be told for the

985
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 6: rest of.

986
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 3: My Mum spotted Mark Weber in Monaco and went over

987
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 3: there said to Dad, I'm leaving. I need a fudder

988
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 3: with Mark Webber, ran over to get a fighter with

989
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 3: Mark Webber tapped him on the shoulder. Can we get

990
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 3: a photo? Mark, I'm a big fan. I'm not Mark Webber.

991
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 6: Oh yes, I'm Jane James in BONDI watch your story, Jim. Yes.

992
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 3: So I was in.

993
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 16: A nightclub in London, China White, and I was going

994
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 16: to go to the toilet and next to me was

995
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 16: Leonardo DiCaprio, awesome, and I was sort of looking he

996
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 16: was looking, and there was that sort of awkward silence.

997
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 16: I didn't really know what sounds said. I've got to

998
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 16: say something, got to say something. And I just turned

999
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 16: to him and I said, just just hanging out with

1000
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 16: the big knobs?

1001
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 14: Are you le.

1002
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 3: How to go down? All right?

1003
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 17: Yeah?

1004
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 16: Pretty good? I'm not sure if you really understood what

1005
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 16: I said, and he sort of giggled and quickly sort

1006
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 16: of walked up.

1007
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 1: It's not a bad line.

1008
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, how many people have called when you've embarrassed yourself

1009
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 3: in front of a celebrity?

1010
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: Mean, in King's Park? What happened to you?

1011
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 3: Mean?

1012
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 20: Well, I was.

1013
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 13: Actually living in Adelaide at the time, motor on the

1014
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 13: York and Inchua and I was in Adelaide staying at

1015
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 13: the Hilton and I jumped in the elevator and there

1016
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 13: were some guys in there and I just got of

1017
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 13: recognized some accents and I said, oh, so, what are

1018
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 13: you guys doing in town? And I said, oh, we're

1019
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 13: here for a concert. And I said, oh cool, who

1020
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 13: are you saying? And they said, oh, we are the concept?

1021
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 7: Who are you?

1022
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 13: And they said were the Foo Fighters?

1023
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 1: Wow?

1024
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 4: I mean to be fair, it's not there'd be a

1025
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 4: lot of people be confused.

1026
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: You find out was it Dave Groll THO mean it was?

1027
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 13: And it was Tyler Hawkers.

1028
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, the biggest names and with them story, guys are

1029
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: going to see a gig? That's how are you going

1030
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 1: to see? Now?

1031
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 6: We're actually performing Blake in Dite Hill. What is your

1032
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 6: embarrassing story Blake.

1033
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 11: So, about six years ago, I was staying at a

1034
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 11: hostel in London and there was this guy flying out

1035
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 11: the Paris and he gave me all these doobies. Anyway,

1036
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 11: that night I went to see Rebel Wilson in Guys

1037
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 11: and Dolls on the West End and I forgot that

1038
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 11: I had them in my bag. So they started sinking

1039
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 11: up the whole performance and everyone was like, what is

1040
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 11: that smell? I was freaking out. So at the end

1041
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 11: of the show I went out stage where the media

1042
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 11: was all gathering to talk to Rebel.

1043
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 22: She clocked me and she could.

1044
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 11: Smelt the pot. You have pot on you and I

1045
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 11: was like, oh, yeah, I do. She recognized the oh

1046
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 11: the accents thrown away, asked for him from and I

1047
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 11: said wool Gong and she just laughed. And so that

1048
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 11: explains a lot o brilliant what a moment.

1049
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 3: Your pockets are stinking, Blake. Good on your buddy.

1050
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: Drug, Nick and Ranwick. How did you marries yourself?

1051
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 3: Nick?

1052
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 23: So I was out on the night out my brother

1053
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 23: and some friends and massive sci fi fans during the

1054
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 23: Matrix shooting in Sydney, and we were at a club obviously,

1055
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 23: had a few and I went to the toilet and

1056
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 23: there was a big guy of the urine all and

1057
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 23: just doing what he does, and I was doing what

1058
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 23: I do, and I looked across and there was Laurence

1059
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 23: Fishburne Morpheus out of the show Wow.

1060
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 10: Morpheus.

1061
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 23: And he looked at me, and I obviously lingered a

1062
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 23: bit too long, and he said, at least buy me

1063
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 23: a drink first.

1064
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 3: Line.

1065
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 23: I brought him a bourbon and coke and took it

1066
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 23: over to him, and he said it wasn't necessary, and

1067
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 23: I just went.

1068
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 3: On my way.

1069
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 6: Gas Nick Natalia and Congra, what's your story?

1070
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 12: Net Hi loved the show guy, you actually, but my

1071
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 12: auntie she was on holidays in la and unfortunately got robbed,

1072
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 12: you know, the wallet, got to go and stuff. The

1073
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 12: next day, she's decided, no, I'm going to lay. I'm

1074
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 12: not going to make like it's not going to ruin

1075
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 12: for me. Get in the leaf to go. Two other

1076
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 12: guys walking into the leaft and says, say hit the ground,

1077
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 12: So she complained and hit the grunt, and then two

1078
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 12: guys just passed himself laughing. She looked up and it

1079
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 12: was a murphy just basically asking her to hit the

1080
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 12: ground floor.

1081
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:37,919
Speaker 1: Did she think she was getting robbed again. Nataria, She did.

1082
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 12: She was so anxious.

1083
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 3: That's crazy.

1084
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 6: That is so good got her beauty with the rob

1085
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 6: gwn it would actually be actually quite stoked, Nathan.

1086
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,720
Speaker 3: Welcome to the SHI. Which celebrity did you embarrass yourself

1087
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 3: in front of?

1088
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 6: It?

1089
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 10: Was Jenn Hawkins.

1090
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: What happened?

1091
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 10: N I was catching over the maid in a bar

1092
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 10: in the city, and it was can I a likely story.

1093
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 10: My wife's actually a big fan. I'm not as much,

1094
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 10: but I thought i'd take a sneaky photo for her

1095
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 10: and went to take the photo, and of course, being

1096
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 10: bit duck, it lit up the room with the camera

1097
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:17,720
Speaker 10: toort in headlights, so I had to try and fumble

1098
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 10: and pretend I was taking selfie.

1099
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,919
Speaker 3: Oh doesn't work? Does it? Nice? Does not work?

1100
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: Jim in Sorry Hills. What's your story?

1101
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 3: Jimmy, Hey, guys, I was.

1102
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 22: I was in a dive bar in New York and

1103
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 22: I went outside for a cheeky dart. I have red hair,

1104
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 22: and I spotted another redhead, so I actually had to

1105
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 22: borrow a lighter off him. I thought I recognized him,

1106
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 22: but I didn't want to say anything, and his mate

1107
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 22: walked out and I definitely recognized him and I said

1108
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 22: to him, who's how are you guys going? You know,

1109
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 22: I had to chat had a bit of a laugh

1110
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 22: and he was like, oh, this is my driver and

1111
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 22: I was like, oh right, okay, like you don't mind

1112
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 22: me asking you edge here? And he was like, oh yeah,

1113
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,879
Speaker 22: like you got me and and we had a laugh

1114
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 22: at that. And I uploaded a photo of the three

1115
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 22: of us that night and the maid of mine called

1116
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 22: me and goes, you effing idiot, that's not a driver,

1117
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 22: that's Frank Lampard.

1118
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: Oh, the soccer.

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Speaker 6: Player, like biggest, one of the most recognizable fALS in England.

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Speaker 3: How good is that? The driver is ready to go?

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Speaker 3: Thanks Jim good on Anyboddy.

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Speaker 1: He's their last one from Scofield's what's your story?

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Speaker 6: Ma here?

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Speaker 3: Alright maight?

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Speaker 14: So I was embraced in front of a legend named

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Speaker 14: as mister Ryan Fitzgerald himself.

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Speaker 23: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 14: So last year I went to watch a cricket at

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Speaker 14: Sydney Cricket Ground. It was India was his Australia, So

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Speaker 14: I was. I was in one of the hospital hospital boxes,

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Speaker 14: uh and Ryan was next to me and I saw

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Speaker 14: him for the first time and I said, made Hi,

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Speaker 14: how are you and he replied straight away and said.

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Speaker 16: Hey, how are you?

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Speaker 14: And then I realized it was not for me, It

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Speaker 14: was for missus Candice one.

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Speaker 16: And in the next.

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Speaker 10: I read inside I.

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Speaker 14: Sculled the whole beer and never came out and.

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Speaker 4: Trying to get the old.

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 14: So it's so embarrassing. I just never came out. And

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Speaker 14: it was my family friends everyone there.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, here, I think you had me that day

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Speaker 6: because wait, India absolutely spanked us that day.

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Speaker 1: Australia got smashed.

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Speaker 14: Yes, yes they did. They played really well. And yeah,

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Speaker 14: and you had a long chat by the way with

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Speaker 14: Missus Wanner as well.

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Speaker 1: Her husband wasn't there, he was flying.

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Speaker 3: I thought this was my we get my heir. Maybe

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Speaker 3: one of the fill slip. Yeah he can sleep together.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, thank you so much for that.

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Speaker 14: And I just wanted to think as well. Recently got

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Speaker 14: the step one and delivered step and yeah, just once

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Speaker 14: I got now thirteen in the family, so I had

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Speaker 14: twelve before.

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Speaker 3: So oh, hell are you mate?

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Speaker 1: On stage? That very well.

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Speaker 14: Supported me here everything is nice and cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then get dressed with me in the morning.

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Speaker 14: Definitely, I love you.

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Speaker 3: Now. We were doing so well with the show is

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Speaker 3: an over podcast. For more great comedy shows like this,

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Speaker 3: head to over podcast dot com.

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Speaker 16: Today you