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Speaker 1: Guys, Madge has gone mad on the Gram, right, Madonna,

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Speaker 1: she's sixty five years old and she's posted sixty five,

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Speaker 1: sixty five and looking fine.

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Speaker 2: She's posted some sexy selfies. Have you seen them?

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Speaker 1: No, she sort of looks naked, blonde hair. Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: knows how to do it.

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Speaker 2: She's got she's sixty five. She's sixty five.

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Speaker 3: She's younger than mean those photos.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not hard. She has posted these sexist selfies.

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Speaker 1: But in the background of one, and don't tell me

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Speaker 1: she didn't know, you could.

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Speaker 2: Just see some much younger man behind her is yet

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Speaker 2: to be identified.

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Speaker 1: She posted them with the caption hot fun in the summertime.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that always a big moment when you go public

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Speaker 3: on the Gram with a new partner?

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Speaker 1: Well that there you can only kind of see half

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Speaker 1: his face. That'd almost be a soft launch.

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Speaker 4: Love, a soft launch, you know what it's like? All right,

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Speaker 4: So what we'll do. I'll upload this photo because the

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Speaker 4: guys in a group shop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or someone posts like a picture of a picnic

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Speaker 1: at sunset and they just write their name if you

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Speaker 1: can't see the person. When someone puts up like a

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Speaker 1: story and you see two sets of legs and you're like,

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Speaker 1: that's a soft launch.

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Speaker 4: Of See I've never gone through that because, like I

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Speaker 4: was with lou pre Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember the first time I posted something with

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Speaker 1: Paul and I was like, oh.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I've gone public.

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Speaker 2: We are official.

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Speaker 3: This is it.

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Speaker 2: We're living together.

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Speaker 1: We've been to about two years by that point, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, Wow, we're really doing this.

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Speaker 4: If she's sixty five, she looks like that. She's got

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Speaker 4: that younger bloke just behind her in the photo. She's

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Speaker 4: still got it. She's still going.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's still going mad, just still got it.

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Speaker 4: They're saying sixties is when you're hitting your peak really

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Speaker 4: for women sixty Oh, they like like, like the.

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Speaker 2: Best years are still ahead. Yeah, well that's that's great news.

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Speaker 3: On what if you peek?

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Speaker 2: I did not know that. Did they actually say that?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: No, no, I like, apparently the word is Apparently the

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Speaker 4: word is amongst nursing home stuff is sixty seventies.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, people aren't in retirement villages and nursing homes at

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Speaker 1: sixty generally.

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Speaker 4: No, But like even even in the seventies, that's when

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Speaker 4: things okay, you're.

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Speaker 1: Making you're just making this up. Someone to people are

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Speaker 1: having throwdowns in nursing homes. And now you're saying that's

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Speaker 1: when we peak start to lose it.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, not when go through menopause.

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Speaker 3: Now I think you hit a second wind.

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Speaker 2: Oh do you think that? Why do you think that?

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Speaker 3: Because I've heard amongst nursing home chat.

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Speaker 1: You have offended so many people at sixty when you're

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Speaker 1: in a nursing home.

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Speaker 2: Would he's the new forty?

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Speaker 4: Would we have people who are Madonna's age sixty five

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Speaker 4: plus listening and still having a throwdown?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, really, yeah, you're telling the story.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, you're backing that in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 1: I just don't know. If you're like at your peak,

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Speaker 1: then you'll take sexual tension.

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Speaker 4: But sometimes maturity, Yes, maturity helps you think back to

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Speaker 4: your twenties. God, I would have looked like a bloody

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Speaker 4: giraffe that just got born, waving everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Not that I'm much better now, but.

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Speaker 2: Like a little rabbit. Yeah, that's a visual I don't need.

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Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty fourteen. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number?

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Speaker 4: Are you Madonna's age plus and still having a throwdown?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? The Manners of the World.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten.

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Speaker 2: We get naughty at six pofoty.

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Speaker 3: Hello, naughty Nana.

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Speaker 4: All right, we're looking for naughty nanas thirteen twenty four tens.

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Speaker 2: Some women are like Nanas in their forties and fifties.

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Speaker 4: Look, I'll be very surprise. I'll be shocked if we

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Speaker 4: get a caller. So I'm over sixty five. I listened

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Speaker 4: to your show and I'm still having a throwdown. That

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Speaker 4: is quite Dare I say niche?

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Speaker 1: But well, this segment's been a real rollercoaster because you

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Speaker 1: started by saying over sixties is the peak.

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Speaker 4: Of But I just don't set. Yeah, I just don't

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Speaker 1: They're busy there, they'd be having lunch.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? Are you over?

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Speaker 4: Madonna's age sixty five plus and still having a throwdown?

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Speaker 3: Will we get any calls? We'll find out next tell.

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Speaker 1: We were just talking about Madonna. Jay so sixty five

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Speaker 1: years old and has posted some sex is selfies. Will

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Speaker 1: be rather young man in the backgrounding, good on it,

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Speaker 1: get it, Madge.

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Speaker 2: She's still living.

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Speaker 3: Get it.

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Speaker 2: She's still living and she's still loving it. Seems good

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Speaker 2: on it.

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Speaker 3: It's like cruise ships. Oh, Mane.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think Madge is going on cruise ships.

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Speaker 4: I don't think Madonna. But I'm just saying people in

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Speaker 4: this sixties on cruise ships. I mean it's like school

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Speaker 4: week on there.

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Speaker 2: You're obsessed with the fact that it's over sixty? Is

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Speaker 2: where you peak? That's what you said before?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean you've got all the time in

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Speaker 4: the world, You've got a bit of experience.

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Speaker 3: You might still hip. Let's go to the phone.

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Speaker 2: Did you say you might still be hip or you

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Speaker 2: might do a hip?

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Speaker 3: Might do a hip? Ye?

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Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty fourteen? Are you older than Madonna and still throwing.

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Speaker 2: A leg over Christy from wear a Be?

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Speaker 1: Good morning?

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Speaker 2: Is it you or someone you know?

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Speaker 5: It's my mom?

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Speaker 3: How do we know she's still got it?

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Speaker 5: She's sixty six and every second to third night she

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Speaker 5: has a different man in her bed?

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Speaker 2: Shut wow up? How do you know? Does she tell

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Speaker 2: you or do you guys live together?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: My god?

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Speaker 5: He brags about it every time.

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Speaker 2: How does she meet them?

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Speaker 1: Though, I've got friends in their thirties that can't meet

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Speaker 1: a different guy every month.

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Speaker 5: Well, she's on Tinderga, She's on plenty, She's on plenty

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Speaker 5: of she's on Tinder, She's on everything.

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Speaker 2: She's on the apps.

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Speaker 3: She just spends her whole day swiping.

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Speaker 5: She really does is she is? She hoty, she's not

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Speaker 5: too bad looking for her age, and she's pulling like

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Speaker 5: my age. I'm thirty.

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Speaker 3: Hang on, hang on, hang on, she's pulling thirty rold blokes.

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Speaker 2: Oh she's a proper cougar.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, she really is.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever met any of them and thought, oh, mom,

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Speaker 1: you could have saved that one.

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Speaker 3: For all worse as an ex rocked up at the house.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no exes. But I have made a couple

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Speaker 5: of them, and I'm like, wow, how.

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Speaker 4: How mom, here's one for you. Have you ever met

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Speaker 4: any of the blokes that your mum has managed to

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Speaker 4: pull home and thought, oh god, I wish I was got.

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Speaker 1: To go there.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, the most recent one was last Sunday night,

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Speaker 5: and I'm telling you he could have been a stripper,

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Speaker 5: brilliant looking like I was rowling out the mouse.

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Speaker 3: This is.

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Speaker 4: All right, let's go to test room point cook morning,

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Speaker 4: test out money, your Madonna age and still throwing a

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Speaker 4: leg over a.

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Speaker 2: Little bit less than the donna's daye. How old are you?

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Speaker 2: Theresa sixty four, sixty four, I will be sixty five?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: And are you still?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's wrong with you people.

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Speaker 1: You don't lose those names, you know.

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Speaker 5: But I think I need to hook up with Prissy's mum.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, sorry, not go out? Yeah, haven't Theresa? Where

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Speaker 2: are you meeting? Where are you meeting? Like?

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Speaker 1: Are you have you got someone special in your life?

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Speaker 1: Or are you dating? No?

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Speaker 2: No, I wish but no. So where are you meeting?

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Speaker 2: Blokes on the app?

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Speaker 1: On the app? Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: On the app? Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Are you on?

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Speaker 2: Are you on Tinder and Hinder? Or is there like

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Speaker 2: I stopped.

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Speaker 1: Tinder because you're just They say hello you beautiful dick

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Speaker 1: pic No thanks. They get straight to the point on

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Speaker 1: t that they more gentlemen like on the other.

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Speaker 2: Apps they are a bit more gentlemen like there are

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Speaker 2: true well too.

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Speaker 1: There are some mature aged dating apps I've heard about recently.

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Speaker 3: How can Clint still not get a partner?

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Speaker 1: Maybe he needs to go for the six year olds

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Speaker 1: just quickly, h are you meeting younger men or men

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Speaker 1: your age? No?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to go for the younger men because

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Speaker 2: I don't want to be showing people what to do.

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Speaker 2: I want them to know what.

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Speaker 3: Oh I love.

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Speaker 2: This is Queen exactly. She's got need.

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Speaker 4: Well, guys, let's go to Roy. Roy is sixty seven,

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Speaker 4: Get a Roy.

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Speaker 2: Get a Roy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah we're good.

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Speaker 1: You're still throwing a leg over Roy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah just before again Yeah not as figurus. Now, have

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Speaker 2: you got a significant other or are you dating?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: I have a thy year old boy friend, thirty year old,

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Speaker 2: less than half your age. Roy, put on your Roy.

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Speaker 1: Well, we were talking to a lady just then who

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Speaker 1: said she doesn't want to have to teach someone what

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Speaker 1: to do if you had to teach it to train

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Speaker 1: him up?

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Speaker 2: Or was he do you already know?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you, the irony that.

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Speaker 3: I can't hear you, but I can show you.

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Speaker 2: I Roy, you still got it? Well done?

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Speaker 3: Right? Well all right, well.

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Speaker 4: There you go.

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