WEBVTT - Jodie Gets Hypnotised By Matt Hale UNCUT

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's get into its very very special guest in

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<v Speaker 1>the studio right now is Matt hal Matt, slow to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Hazy, thanks for having me and Jody as well.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a fantastic lovely to be here, great to

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<v Speaker 2>be back in Adelaide. Yes, yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Good to have you. And we're so pumped that festival.

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<v Speaker 1>We are the festival state. We're back.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, it is going crazy, but I don't know, this

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<v Speaker 2>past weekend has been insane all across the.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want you to hold my hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, yeah, I'll hold your hand. That's fine. We met

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<v Speaker 2>on a weather cross last year and then you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's been best friends ever since.

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<v Speaker 3>So I just feel it feels nice.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels nice, feels nice. And we will have to

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<v Speaker 2>explain that we have already done a little bit with

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<v Speaker 2>Jody already.

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<v Speaker 1>Just behind the scenes, so this isn't the first time.

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<v Speaker 1>So he took Jody out for a few minutes just

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<v Speaker 1>to get her on in the right headspace.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, because but can you stroke my hand? Yeah? Absolutely, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>It's an unusual kind of request in a radio interfe

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<v Speaker 2>I will say, and all the time I've been doing this,

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<v Speaker 2>it's good okay, so I love it. Yes, So traditionally

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<v Speaker 2>what we do we.

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<v Speaker 3>Can hold my hand to push a button. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but Andrew hold my hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, you've got a spare hands. That's fine, so

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<v Speaker 2>and stroke it. So yeah, off hour. I just make

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<v Speaker 2>sure Jody, you know, had this kind of nice ability

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<v Speaker 2>to be able to switch off. Now I think we

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<v Speaker 2>can already see you.

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<v Speaker 3>I tried to say this to you. What is that

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<v Speaker 3>like my brain is so active that any opportunity to relax, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Just yeah, you take it.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>You take it.

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<v Speaker 3>Feels good like I could actually fall asleep on the microphone.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like, I just like how Matt said, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, I just need to prep Jody before

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<v Speaker 1>we get into this thing. And he took her out

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<v Speaker 1>there and then gave her about ten shots of vodka.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the secrets out, the secrets out.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you stopped holding my hand.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Sorry, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry about that. Yeah. So look, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, obviously, so Joe is in a very good

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<v Speaker 2>place to be able to to you know, we could,

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<v Speaker 2>in fact, I mean, she seems so relaxed. Now, shall

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<v Speaker 2>I relax her back under completely. Do you want me

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<v Speaker 2>to do that? Yeah? Yeah, okay, so I do. Yeah, Jody,

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<v Speaker 2>found a nice place for you to rest your head,

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<v Speaker 2>because Jody, you can sleep now onto that microphone. Nice

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<v Speaker 2>and relax there. Relax there, Jody, fantastic. Don't worry. I

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<v Speaker 2>will adjust that mic for you just a moment. Got

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<v Speaker 2>that microphone. Yea, So here's here's the thing. My friends

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<v Speaker 2>are here. You're doing so well. So Jody, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>In just a moment, I'll say one, two, eyes open

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<v Speaker 2>twice as deep. You'll be able to open your eyes

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<v Speaker 2>go twice and deep, and then me and Hazel start

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<v Speaker 2>have a little bit of a chat. Here's the thing,

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<v Speaker 2>he is, though, You're going to start doing some very

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<v Speaker 2>bizarre warm up vocal exercises for the interview. It's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be quite loud and disruptive. While with myself and

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<v Speaker 2>Hazer trying to chat, You'll be doing some very loud

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<v Speaker 2>warm up vocal exercise and very loud, bizarre ones, very disrupted,

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<v Speaker 2>very loud. Not you have to you understand space Here

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<v Speaker 2>you go one, two and eyes over. Let's just put

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<v Speaker 2>that microphone seems a bit strange there, So great to

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<v Speaker 2>great to be in the studio with you here, Hazy,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's lovely to have Jody here. Yeah, that's fine, Jody.

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<v Speaker 2>And so Jody checking my levels.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm checking my level checking my le producer has.

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<v Speaker 2>Done that already. We we did that. So yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a pleasure to even back in the studio at over.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this normal? Pretty much your daily routine?

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<v Speaker 1>But how are you mad?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm fantastic. Trying to trying to zen out, just

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<v Speaker 2>trying to zen out a little bit. Yeah, I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was told, Yeah, how's that? How's that voice coming along?

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<v Speaker 1>There's like you really stretched?

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<v Speaker 3>That's good?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it? Is it ready? Is it ready for wee wee?

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<v Speaker 3>Doing a wee?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't one of the rules?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? I think the last time I did that, you said,

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<v Speaker 3>don't do it again.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm not gonna in our.

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<v Speaker 1>Top ten rules.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that incident, don't we Yeah? Okay, so I got

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<v Speaker 2>a lot here. Here we go, Jody, sleep now all

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<v Speaker 2>the way down, loose, slimp, comfortable and relaxed. I think

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<v Speaker 2>we saved the microphone that time. That's fine. Always safe

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<v Speaker 2>on that seat, never tipping, slip norfo. We'll always safe

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<v Speaker 2>on that seat, Joey. And here's the thing. Obviously, we're

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<v Speaker 2>a big buzz, bigger, big buzz around media at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course we're coming into Oscar season, so many amazing movies,

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<v Speaker 2>so many amazing movies, and of course we have our

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<v Speaker 2>star movie reviewer. Jody obviously comes from a great pedigree

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<v Speaker 2>of movie reviewing, however, particularly harsh. He's known for being

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<v Speaker 2>a particularly harsh reviewer. So, Jody, in a moment, when

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<v Speaker 2>I say one two Eyes, we'll go through a few

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<v Speaker 2>of the Oscar Best Picture nominations just to get your

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<v Speaker 2>thoughts on them, where you seen them or not. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what, You're going to be so harsh.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna hate every single one of those movies. There

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<v Speaker 2>is nothing good about them, nothing but the acting, the scenery,

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<v Speaker 2>the c g I, the special effect. Nothing in those

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<v Speaker 2>movies you think is worthy of an Oscar nomination, particularly harsh.

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<v Speaker 2>Not how you understand you go and one two eyes open. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you so much. It's great to be in on

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<v Speaker 2>your movie section. I love I mean, I'm a big

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<v Speaker 2>fan of the movies and I hate movies. Have you

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<v Speaker 2>been reviewing them for a number of years, Like how boring,

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<v Speaker 2>But you do it for a job. How's that? How

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<v Speaker 2>can that be boring?

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<v Speaker 3>Why do these people bother dedicating their lives and the

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<v Speaker 3>only reason they want to do it is because they

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<v Speaker 3>want to be famous?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that right? And they just want to get on

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<v Speaker 2>the screen.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to get on the screen.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, look, I mean, I mean they want free Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that is that is very true.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate people like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, look, Well the thing is, though, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're I mean, I know you're a bit

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<v Speaker 2>jaded about your time in the movie industry, but of

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<v Speaker 2>course I know how excited you can give it.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine that being your only job is waking

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<v Speaker 3>up every day and I'm going to watch a movie?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I know.

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<v Speaker 3>You watch your movie and then we're going to give

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<v Speaker 3>it four stars? Where is the gratification in that?

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<v Speaker 2>But what about oscars? Sees the buzz, the buzz of

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<v Speaker 2>the Oscars. No, the buzz of the oscars. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>a few of the big the best pick.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you reckon? Like? Can you imagine if that's your life?

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<v Speaker 3>Like it would be as batal as you being a

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<v Speaker 3>sports reporter. It was like getting up every day and

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<v Speaker 3>going I watched it.

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<v Speaker 1>Go with football, you get some truth out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let's get into it because I need to find out,

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<v Speaker 2>like an expert reviewers view on these nominations, because there's

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<v Speaker 2>some big pictures out there. And of course, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>tell me one avatar can't believe avatars back over the years,

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<v Speaker 2>what a movie?

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<v Speaker 3>So I've not even ever watched an Avatar And then

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<v Speaker 3>all I know about Avatar is it makes him really horny.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes you so.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure that it makes me that.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes you so, that is, it makes you horny.

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<v Speaker 3>Avatar makes you horny, you know it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think at one stage I said that those big

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<v Speaker 1>blue beasts were quite athletic, and no, I remember saying

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<v Speaker 1>that it made me horny.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I feel sorry for Kara, you know why, because

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<v Speaker 3>you're turned on by a blue person.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get back inconclusive. Yeah, I want to focus on

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<v Speaker 2>the movies and not on the horn.

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<v Speaker 3>But I want to go back to that because imagine

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<v Speaker 3>having relations with Andrew Hayes and then like you're shutting

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<v Speaker 3>your eyes thinking about blue people.

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<v Speaker 2>That is now he comes to mention it. You do

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<v Speaker 2>make a very good point. Yeah, but lord Kara, but

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<v Speaker 2>but Jody, please focus because one of the biggest biopics

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<v Speaker 2>of the Elvis. The Elvis Movie. I hated it.

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<v Speaker 3>You hate that, I swear to god, Matt Hale. I

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<v Speaker 3>watched it for eight minutes on the plane and then

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I can't sleep on planes, but it

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<v Speaker 3>put me to sleep literally, And then I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>on the way home, I thought, I'll try Elvis again.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll try him again.

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<v Speaker 2>Got past eight minutes, No.

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<v Speaker 3>Seven and a half, and then I like tapped out

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<v Speaker 3>what an absolute book movie that is. And also the

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<v Speaker 3>guy who won it, didn't he win Best Actor?

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<v Speaker 2>He's one best actor? He was horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>He was so bad and he put on his fake

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<v Speaker 3>accent and I was like, and then and then you

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<v Speaker 3>know what else happened? Hazy? Then Tom Hanks he got

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<v Speaker 3>nominated for Raspberry and I was like, damn straight he

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<v Speaker 3>should he was terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>What was it? Just gave him a Raspberry for it?

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<v Speaker 2>That was all they did. Okay, look, okay, okay, we

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<v Speaker 2>know what you don't like. But this one I think

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<v Speaker 2>we can all agree on is possibly the because so

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<v Speaker 2>far it's but this one, I mean, of course again

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<v Speaker 2>again great to see another movie come back in a

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<v Speaker 2>new exciting way. Top Gun, top Gun, Jody, top Gun.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, we can all agree on that one. Top Gun,

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<v Speaker 2>Top Gun.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I didn't even see the first one, so

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<v Speaker 3>why would I bother the scorers with the second one?

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of your job to do that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't know. I just it's almost like it's

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<v Speaker 3>a movie that was good seven hundred years ago and

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<v Speaker 3>we're going to reinvent it, and then is it gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be good for the second time around? And why didn't

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<v Speaker 3>they get Kelly McGinnis. Isn't it Kelly mcgilliss.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true, but I mean obviously, yeah, Kelly.

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<v Speaker 3>Kelly mcgilliless McGinnis. Okay, why didn't they get her to

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<v Speaker 3>do it the second time around? Is it because she's

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<v Speaker 3>like fifty nols so she's too old for that? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Cruise is, but that's.

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<v Speaker 3>What I mean about the misogyny of the whole situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Tom Cruise is, okay, but Kelly mcginner.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not Kelly mcginna guinness. I reckon we should

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<v Speaker 2>get Kelly McGinn guinness in it. So yeah, I'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what. Sleep now, way down, loose, slim, comfortable, and relaxed,

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<v Speaker 2>feeling absolutely wonderful in every way. Now, this is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be very exciting, because, Jody, when I get your

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<v Speaker 2>eyes open just a moment, we've discovered that you have

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<v Speaker 2>got your very own fringe show. It is the most

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<v Speaker 2>to you, it's the most exciting fringe show ever. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a complete spectacular. And it's called One Woman watching a potato.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that sounds boring to the rest of us, but

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<v Speaker 2>to you, it's the most exciting, the most thrilling fringe

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<v Speaker 2>show ever, One woman watching a potato. You're going to

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<v Speaker 2>talk us through it. Let us know exactly how exciting

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<v Speaker 2>that fringe show of yours is. A What a great opportunity,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, amazing. So here we go, one two eyes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going twice. They've sit up there, Jody, fantastic, now

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<v Speaker 2>star a TV star and now star a fringe How

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<v Speaker 2>good you've got your own show this year?

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<v Speaker 3>My goodness, you cannot begin to understand how good my

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<v Speaker 3>friend show is going to be.

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<v Speaker 2>One woman watching a potato sounds kind of boring.

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<v Speaker 3>Not boring. Have you met a potato? Have you seen

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<v Speaker 3>a potatoe? I'm sorry, Matt, don't disparage my show. Just

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<v Speaker 3>because you think it's about a vegetable.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, how about can you I mean to me,

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<v Speaker 2>just sitting around watching a potato doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>How versatile of potatoes. You can do anything with them.

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<v Speaker 3>You can mash them, you can make chips.

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<v Speaker 2>You can, Yes, you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Make chips out of them, can't You can?

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<v Speaker 2>You can?

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<v Speaker 3>Yet, you can do a million. You can bake them.

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<v Speaker 3>And then when you bake them, you can put stuff

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<v Speaker 3>on the top, and you can put colesaw, and you

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<v Speaker 3>can put bacon and onion and betrout because you cannot

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<v Speaker 3>beat a root and pineapple. You can do anything with

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<v Speaker 3>your potato that you want. And are you gonna come

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<v Speaker 3>and see me?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna come and see you do all these things

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<v Speaker 2>happen on stage? I mean, you know, the title just

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<v Speaker 2>lends itself to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to tell you what's going to happen with

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<v Speaker 3>that gives everything away?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you maybe give us a little a little spoiler

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<v Speaker 2>about the grand finale? Because I know it's quite it's

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<v Speaker 2>quite incredible people. People have been buzzing about it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine. What happens at the end, Well, I put

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<v Speaker 3>it in a microwave and I bake it for far

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<v Speaker 3>too long and the potato explode.

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<v Speaker 2>That is incredible. Actually, you know what, there's been a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of producers kind of like, you know, talking about

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<v Speaker 2>your show and I've heard what have you heard?

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<v Speaker 3>That's good?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, not only that it's good. They want to

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<v Speaker 2>take it to a wider audience. They want to take

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<v Speaker 2>it to the arena. They want one woman watching a

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<v Speaker 2>potato the arena experience.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's about down time, as Lozzo says.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, but but what are you going to

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<v Speaker 2>do to make it more like more engaging in an

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<v Speaker 2>arena setting?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you?

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<v Speaker 2>But you can't.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't tell anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, the top, I'm gonna put Sarah cream on top,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is what the crowds are going to come

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<v Speaker 2>and see. This is absolutely amazing. He's still going to well,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't eat baked potatoes. I love chips potatoes.

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<v Speaker 3>Let him why my show?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, I don't know. It's I mean, I know

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<v Speaker 2>how hard you've worked on this show. It's been a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of effort. Will come just to support you. I

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<v Speaker 2>won't pay for a ticket, but I'll come to support

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what, Jody, just make sure you're safe

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<v Speaker 2>standing there, but sleep now you can you can o

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<v Speaker 2>good well, Jody. We are just about to wrap this up.

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<v Speaker 2>But before I do, I'll say one two, eyes open twice.

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<v Speaker 2>When I do, you be able to sit up, open

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<v Speaker 2>your eyes go twice and they And here's the thing is,

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<v Speaker 2>anytime any of us in this studio mentioned the word nover,

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<v Speaker 2>it will get funnier and funnier to you that each

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<v Speaker 2>time we mentioned the word nover, it will make you

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<v Speaker 2>laugh more and more. You might even slot to snort,

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<v Speaker 2>you may even just slop laugh crazily. Each time you

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<v Speaker 2>mention the word nover, it'll be I'm more and more

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<v Speaker 2>joyful for you. You'll laugh more and more and more and more.

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<v Speaker 2>We just want to make you feel fantastic, not your head,

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<v Speaker 2>if you understand there, Jody, fantastic, good good. So here

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<v Speaker 2>we go one, two, I'm going twice. Well, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>everybody today. It's been a pleasure popping into Nova again.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is it's great. It's great to see you in

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<v Speaker 2>your new Nova home. It's lovely, it's just beautiful. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a really fun show to be part. Fun and in

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<v Speaker 2>the times I come to Nova, every time I come

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<v Speaker 2>to Nova, it's just such it's such a great experience.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the team here at Nova absolutely amazing. In fact,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone from the Nova receptionists, everyone through the NOV producers, salespeople,

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<v Speaker 2>the no re presenters, even the way the Nova logo

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<v Speaker 2>funny because.

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<v Speaker 3>Me stupid head off.

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<v Speaker 4>See that's the funny thing, because the joke's on them.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't even stow.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's switch. I'll give you as I like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I can do this job.

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<v Speaker 2>Laugh like I love loosely. Come to relax. So nice

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<v Speaker 2>and relax now, Jody nice and blacks, nice and blacks

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<v Speaker 2>nice and black. Oh my goodness. Well, I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 2>We will bring you back to the studio properly. So

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<v Speaker 2>in the moment I say one, two eyes twice, every

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<v Speaker 2>will be back to normal, feeling absolutely amazing. Get ready

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<v Speaker 2>for this. I'll give you a nice count out. You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna feel fantastic. So one, just become much more aware

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<v Speaker 2>of your surroundings and the normality of everything around you again,

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<v Speaker 2>to start to sit up straight or stand up straight

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<v Speaker 2>that you can stand up there. Three I want you

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<v Speaker 2>to still feel as good and you found this morning

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<v Speaker 2>that call kind of pervade the rest of your week

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<v Speaker 2>into the weekend amazing. Four a nice breath in and out.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're feeling awaken off rush now and five

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<v Speaker 2>come completely fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that snappy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, Oh that was insane. What do you do?

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<v Speaker 2>We'll go we'll go to the we'll go to the

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<v Speaker 2>video at some point. What did you do? What did

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<v Speaker 2>you do? It's not what you did?

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<v Speaker 3>What did I do? Embarrassing?

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<v Speaker 2>Was not at all. No, No, it made you feel good.

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<v Speaker 2>It made us feel good, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>So well, I know I'm supposed to do some sort

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<v Speaker 3>of rappy uppy then, but I'm not feeling up to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell us about your show and do some sort of

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<v Speaker 3>credit line.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, officially, Yeah, I'll do my own credit like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I get so. I'm just read that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what they said to read. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I've got hypnotist Matt Hale performing his eighties spectacular

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<v Speaker 2>nightly at Glass Andy at six forty pm. Tickets through

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<v Speaker 2>fringeticks dot Com to you. Yeah, it's an eighties theme

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<v Speaker 2>hypnosis spectacular this year.

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<v Speaker 4>My god, crazy good?

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks crazy? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I mean, I'm obviously hypnosis doesn't really

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<v Speaker 2>work on you anyway, So that's fine, So can you's

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<v Speaker 2>not kind of you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like that you've said that I'm out of it,

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<v Speaker 3>but I don't feel out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>No worry, off air, We'll give you a nice little countback.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, But it.

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't mean I can lie down, because i'd be happy

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<v Speaker 3>about that.

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<v Speaker 2>What if you want? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks Matte, thanks for coming in, Thanks Matte, Bye. What

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<v Speaker 3>just happened by that