Speaker 1: Okay, let's get into its very very special guest in
Speaker 1: the studio right now is Matt hal Matt, slow to you.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hazy, thanks for having me and Jody as well.
Speaker 2: This is a fantastic lovely to be here, great to
Speaker 2: be back in Adelaide. Yes, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Good to have you. And we're so pumped that festival.
Speaker 1: We are the festival state. We're back.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it is going crazy, but I don't know, this
Speaker 2: past weekend has been insane all across the.
Speaker 3: I just want you to hold my hands.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I'll hold your hand. That's fine. We met
Speaker 2: on a weather cross last year and then you know,
Speaker 2: it's been best friends ever since.
Speaker 3: So I just feel it feels nice.
Speaker 2: It feels nice, feels nice. And we will have to
Speaker 2: explain that we have already done a little bit with
Speaker 2: Jody already.
Speaker 1: Just behind the scenes, so this isn't the first time.
Speaker 1: So he took Jody out for a few minutes just
Speaker 1: to get her on in the right headspace.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because but can you stroke my hand? Yeah? Absolutely, Yeah,
Speaker 2: It's an unusual kind of request in a radio interfe
Speaker 2: I will say, and all the time I've been doing this,
Speaker 2: it's good okay, so I love it. Yes, So traditionally
Speaker 2: what we do we.
Speaker 3: Can hold my hand to push a button. So yeah,
Speaker 3: but Andrew hold my hand.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you've got a spare hands. That's fine, so
Speaker 2: and stroke it. So yeah, off hour. I just make
Speaker 2: sure Jody, you know, had this kind of nice ability
Speaker 2: to be able to switch off. Now I think we
Speaker 2: can already see you.
Speaker 3: I tried to say this to you. What is that
Speaker 3: like my brain is so active that any opportunity to relax, I.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, you take it.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: You take it.
Speaker 3: Feels good like I could actually fall asleep on the microphone.
Speaker 1: I just like, I just like how Matt said, Hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, I just need to prep Jody before
Speaker 1: we get into this thing. And he took her out
Speaker 1: there and then gave her about ten shots of vodka.
Speaker 2: Oh, the secrets out, the secrets out.
Speaker 3: Then you stopped holding my hand.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Sorry, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry about that. Yeah. So look, I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, obviously, so Joe is in a very good
Speaker 2: place to be able to to you know, we could,
Speaker 2: in fact, I mean, she seems so relaxed. Now, shall
Speaker 2: I relax her back under completely. Do you want me
Speaker 2: to do that? Yeah? Yeah, okay, so I do. Yeah, Jody,
Speaker 2: found a nice place for you to rest your head,
Speaker 2: because Jody, you can sleep now onto that microphone. Nice
Speaker 2: and relax there. Relax there, Jody, fantastic. Don't worry. I
Speaker 2: will adjust that mic for you just a moment. Got
Speaker 2: that microphone. Yea, So here's here's the thing. My friends
Speaker 2: are here. You're doing so well. So Jody, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: In just a moment, I'll say one, two, eyes open
Speaker 2: twice as deep. You'll be able to open your eyes
Speaker 2: go twice and deep, and then me and Hazel start
Speaker 2: have a little bit of a chat. Here's the thing,
Speaker 2: he is, though, You're going to start doing some very
Speaker 2: bizarre warm up vocal exercises for the interview. It's going
Speaker 2: to be quite loud and disruptive. While with myself and
Speaker 2: Hazer trying to chat, You'll be doing some very loud
Speaker 2: warm up vocal exercise and very loud, bizarre ones, very disrupted,
Speaker 2: very loud. Not you have to you understand space Here
Speaker 2: you go one, two and eyes over. Let's just put
Speaker 2: that microphone seems a bit strange there, So great to
Speaker 2: great to be in the studio with you here, Hazy,
Speaker 2: and it's lovely to have Jody here. Yeah, that's fine, Jody.
Speaker 2: And so Jody checking my levels.
Speaker 3: I'm checking my level checking my le producer has.
Speaker 2: Done that already. We we did that. So yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a pleasure to even back in the studio at over.
Speaker 2: Is this normal? Pretty much your daily routine?
Speaker 1: But how are you mad?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm fantastic. Trying to trying to zen out, just
Speaker 2: trying to zen out a little bit. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: I was told, Yeah, how's that? How's that voice coming along?
Speaker 1: There's like you really stretched?
Speaker 3: That's good?
Speaker 2: Is it? Is it ready? Is it ready for wee wee?
Speaker 3: Doing a wee?
Speaker 1: Don't one of the rules?
Speaker 3: Yes? I think the last time I did that, you said,
Speaker 3: don't do it again.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm not gonna in our.
Speaker 1: Top ten rules.
Speaker 2: Remember that incident, don't we Yeah? Okay, so I got
Speaker 2: a lot here. Here we go, Jody, sleep now all
Speaker 2: the way down, loose, slimp, comfortable and relaxed. I think
Speaker 2: we saved the microphone that time. That's fine. Always safe
Speaker 2: on that seat, never tipping, slip norfo. We'll always safe
Speaker 2: on that seat, Joey. And here's the thing. Obviously, we're
Speaker 2: a big buzz, bigger, big buzz around media at the moment.
Speaker 2: Of course we're coming into Oscar season, so many amazing movies,
Speaker 2: so many amazing movies, and of course we have our
Speaker 2: star movie reviewer. Jody obviously comes from a great pedigree
Speaker 2: of movie reviewing, however, particularly harsh. He's known for being
Speaker 2: a particularly harsh reviewer. So, Jody, in a moment, when
Speaker 2: I say one two Eyes, we'll go through a few
Speaker 2: of the Oscar Best Picture nominations just to get your
Speaker 2: thoughts on them, where you seen them or not. But
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, You're going to be so harsh.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hate every single one of those movies. There
Speaker 2: is nothing good about them, nothing but the acting, the scenery,
Speaker 2: the c g I, the special effect. Nothing in those
Speaker 2: movies you think is worthy of an Oscar nomination, particularly harsh.
Speaker 2: Not how you understand you go and one two eyes open. Wow,
Speaker 2: thank you so much. It's great to be in on
Speaker 2: your movie section. I love I mean, I'm a big
Speaker 2: fan of the movies and I hate movies. Have you
Speaker 2: been reviewing them for a number of years, Like how boring,
Speaker 2: But you do it for a job. How's that? How
Speaker 2: can that be boring?
Speaker 3: Why do these people bother dedicating their lives and the
Speaker 3: only reason they want to do it is because they
Speaker 3: want to be famous?
Speaker 2: Is that right? And they just want to get on
Speaker 2: the screen.
Speaker 3: I want to get on the screen.
Speaker 2: Well, look, I mean, I mean they want free Yes,
Speaker 2: that is that is very true.
Speaker 3: I hate people like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, look, Well the thing is, though, I mean,
Speaker 2: I know you're I mean, I know you're a bit
Speaker 2: jaded about your time in the movie industry, but of
Speaker 2: course I know how excited you can give it.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine that being your only job is waking
Speaker 3: up every day and I'm going to watch a movie?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I know.
Speaker 3: You watch your movie and then we're going to give
Speaker 3: it four stars? Where is the gratification in that?
Speaker 2: But what about oscars? Sees the buzz, the buzz of
Speaker 2: the Oscars. No, the buzz of the oscars. I've got
Speaker 2: a few of the big the best pick.
Speaker 3: Don't you reckon? Like? Can you imagine if that's your life?
Speaker 3: Like it would be as batal as you being a
Speaker 3: sports reporter. It was like getting up every day and
Speaker 3: going I watched it.
Speaker 1: Go with football, you get some truth out of it.
Speaker 2: Well, let's get into it because I need to find out,
Speaker 2: like an expert reviewers view on these nominations, because there's
Speaker 2: some big pictures out there. And of course, I mean,
Speaker 2: tell me one avatar can't believe avatars back over the years,
Speaker 2: what a movie?
Speaker 3: So I've not even ever watched an Avatar And then
Speaker 3: all I know about Avatar is it makes him really horny.
Speaker 3: It makes you so.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure that it makes me that.
Speaker 3: It makes you so, that is, it makes you horny.
Speaker 3: Avatar makes you horny, you know it.
Speaker 1: I think at one stage I said that those big
Speaker 1: blue beasts were quite athletic, and no, I remember saying
Speaker 1: that it made me horny.
Speaker 3: No, I feel sorry for Kara, you know why, because
Speaker 3: you're turned on by a blue person.
Speaker 2: Let's get back inconclusive. Yeah, I want to focus on
Speaker 2: the movies and not on the horn.
Speaker 3: But I want to go back to that because imagine
Speaker 3: having relations with Andrew Hayes and then like you're shutting
Speaker 3: your eyes thinking about blue people.
Speaker 2: That is now he comes to mention it. You do
Speaker 2: make a very good point. Yeah, but lord Kara, but
Speaker 2: but Jody, please focus because one of the biggest biopics
Speaker 2: of the Elvis. The Elvis Movie. I hated it.
Speaker 3: You hate that, I swear to god, Matt Hale. I
Speaker 3: watched it for eight minutes on the plane and then
Speaker 3: I was like, I can't sleep on planes, but it
Speaker 3: put me to sleep literally, And then I was like,
Speaker 3: on the way home, I thought, I'll try Elvis again.
Speaker 3: I'll try him again.
Speaker 2: Got past eight minutes, No.
Speaker 3: Seven and a half, and then I like tapped out
Speaker 3: what an absolute book movie that is. And also the
Speaker 3: guy who won it, didn't he win Best Actor?
Speaker 2: He's one best actor? He was horrible.
Speaker 3: He was so bad and he put on his fake
Speaker 3: accent and I was like, and then and then you
Speaker 3: know what else happened? Hazy? Then Tom Hanks he got
Speaker 3: nominated for Raspberry and I was like, damn straight he
Speaker 3: should he was terrible.
Speaker 2: What was it? Just gave him a Raspberry for it?
Speaker 2: That was all they did. Okay, look, okay, okay, we
Speaker 2: know what you don't like. But this one I think
Speaker 2: we can all agree on is possibly the because so
Speaker 2: far it's but this one, I mean, of course again
Speaker 2: again great to see another movie come back in a
Speaker 2: new exciting way. Top Gun, top Gun, Jody, top Gun.
Speaker 2: Come on, we can all agree on that one. Top Gun,
Speaker 2: Top Gun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I didn't even see the first one, so
Speaker 3: why would I bother the scorers with the second one?
Speaker 2: It's kind of your job to do that kind of thing.
Speaker 3: But I don't know. I just it's almost like it's
Speaker 3: a movie that was good seven hundred years ago and
Speaker 3: we're going to reinvent it, and then is it gonna
Speaker 3: be good for the second time around? And why didn't
Speaker 3: they get Kelly McGinnis. Isn't it Kelly mcgilliss.
Speaker 2: That's true, but I mean obviously, yeah, Kelly.
Speaker 3: Kelly mcgilliless McGinnis. Okay, why didn't they get her to
Speaker 3: do it the second time around? Is it because she's
Speaker 3: like fifty nols so she's too old for that? Well?
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise is, but that's.
Speaker 3: What I mean about the misogyny of the whole situation.
Speaker 3: Tom Cruise is, okay, but Kelly mcginner.
Speaker 2: This is not Kelly mcginna guinness. I reckon we should
Speaker 2: get Kelly McGinn guinness in it. So yeah, I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what. Sleep now, way down, loose, slim, comfortable, and relaxed,
Speaker 2: feeling absolutely wonderful in every way. Now, this is going
Speaker 2: to be very exciting, because, Jody, when I get your
Speaker 2: eyes open just a moment, we've discovered that you have
Speaker 2: got your very own fringe show. It is the most
Speaker 2: to you, it's the most exciting fringe show ever. It's
Speaker 2: a complete spectacular. And it's called One Woman watching a potato.
Speaker 2: Now that sounds boring to the rest of us, but
Speaker 2: to you, it's the most exciting, the most thrilling fringe
Speaker 2: show ever, One woman watching a potato. You're going to
Speaker 2: talk us through it. Let us know exactly how exciting
Speaker 2: that fringe show of yours is. A What a great opportunity,
Speaker 2: I mean, amazing. So here we go, one two eyes,
Speaker 2: I'm going twice. They've sit up there, Jody, fantastic, now
Speaker 2: star a TV star and now star a fringe How
Speaker 2: good you've got your own show this year?
Speaker 3: My goodness, you cannot begin to understand how good my
Speaker 3: friend show is going to be.
Speaker 2: One woman watching a potato sounds kind of boring.
Speaker 3: Not boring. Have you met a potato? Have you seen
Speaker 3: a potatoe? I'm sorry, Matt, don't disparage my show. Just
Speaker 3: because you think it's about a vegetable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, how about can you I mean to me,
Speaker 2: just sitting around watching a potato doesn't.
Speaker 3: How versatile of potatoes. You can do anything with them.
Speaker 3: You can mash them, you can make chips.
Speaker 2: You can, Yes, you can.
Speaker 3: Make chips out of them, can't You can?
Speaker 2: You can?
Speaker 3: Yet, you can do a million. You can bake them.
Speaker 3: And then when you bake them, you can put stuff
Speaker 3: on the top, and you can put colesaw, and you
Speaker 3: can put bacon and onion and betrout because you cannot
Speaker 3: beat a root and pineapple. You can do anything with
Speaker 3: your potato that you want. And are you gonna come
Speaker 3: and see me?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come and see you do all these things
Speaker 2: happen on stage? I mean, you know, the title just
Speaker 2: lends itself to you.
Speaker 3: I want to tell you what's going to happen with
Speaker 3: that gives everything away?
Speaker 2: Can you maybe give us a little a little spoiler
Speaker 2: about the grand finale? Because I know it's quite it's
Speaker 2: quite incredible people. People have been buzzing about it.
Speaker 3: It's fine. What happens at the end, Well, I put
Speaker 3: it in a microwave and I bake it for far
Speaker 3: too long and the potato explode.
Speaker 2: That is incredible. Actually, you know what, there's been a
Speaker 2: lot of producers kind of like, you know, talking about
Speaker 2: your show and I've heard what have you heard?
Speaker 3: That's good?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, not only that it's good. They want to
Speaker 2: take it to a wider audience. They want to take
Speaker 2: it to the arena. They want one woman watching a
Speaker 2: potato the arena experience.
Speaker 3: Well, it's about down time, as Lozzo says.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but but what are you going to
Speaker 2: do to make it more like more engaging in an
Speaker 2: arena setting?
Speaker 3: Can I tell you?
Speaker 2: But you can't.
Speaker 3: You can't tell anyone.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, the top, I'm gonna put Sarah cream on top,
Speaker 2: and that is what the crowds are going to come
Speaker 2: and see. This is absolutely amazing. He's still going to well,
Speaker 2: I don't eat baked potatoes. I love chips potatoes.
Speaker 3: Let him why my show?
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know. It's I mean, I know
Speaker 2: how hard you've worked on this show. It's been a
Speaker 2: lot of effort. Will come just to support you. I
Speaker 2: won't pay for a ticket, but I'll come to support
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, Jody, just make sure you're safe
Speaker 2: standing there, but sleep now you can you can o
Speaker 2: good well, Jody. We are just about to wrap this up.
Speaker 2: But before I do, I'll say one two, eyes open twice.
Speaker 2: When I do, you be able to sit up, open
Speaker 2: your eyes go twice and they And here's the thing is,
Speaker 2: anytime any of us in this studio mentioned the word nover,
Speaker 2: it will get funnier and funnier to you that each
Speaker 2: time we mentioned the word nover, it will make you
Speaker 2: laugh more and more. You might even slot to snort,
Speaker 2: you may even just slop laugh crazily. Each time you
Speaker 2: mention the word nover, it'll be I'm more and more
Speaker 2: joyful for you. You'll laugh more and more and more and more.
Speaker 2: We just want to make you feel fantastic, not your head,
Speaker 2: if you understand there, Jody, fantastic, good good. So here
Speaker 2: we go one, two, I'm going twice. Well, thank you
Speaker 2: everybody today. It's been a pleasure popping into Nova again.
Speaker 2: Which is it's great. It's great to see you in
Speaker 2: your new Nova home. It's lovely, it's just beautiful. It's
Speaker 2: a really fun show to be part. Fun and in
Speaker 2: the times I come to Nova, every time I come
Speaker 2: to Nova, it's just such it's such a great experience.
Speaker 2: I mean, the team here at Nova absolutely amazing. In fact,
Speaker 2: everyone from the Nova receptionists, everyone through the NOV producers, salespeople,
Speaker 2: the no re presenters, even the way the Nova logo
Speaker 2: funny because.
Speaker 3: Me stupid head off.
Speaker 4: See that's the funny thing, because the joke's on them.
Speaker 4: I can't even stow.
Speaker 2: Let's switch. I'll give you as I like that.
Speaker 4: I can do this job.
Speaker 2: Laugh like I love loosely. Come to relax. So nice
Speaker 2: and relax now, Jody nice and blacks, nice and blacks
Speaker 2: nice and black. Oh my goodness. Well, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: We will bring you back to the studio properly. So
Speaker 2: in the moment I say one, two eyes twice, every
Speaker 2: will be back to normal, feeling absolutely amazing. Get ready
Speaker 2: for this. I'll give you a nice count out. You're
Speaker 2: gonna feel fantastic. So one, just become much more aware
Speaker 2: of your surroundings and the normality of everything around you again,
Speaker 2: to start to sit up straight or stand up straight
Speaker 2: that you can stand up there. Three I want you
Speaker 2: to still feel as good and you found this morning
Speaker 2: that call kind of pervade the rest of your week
Speaker 2: into the weekend amazing. Four a nice breath in and out.
Speaker 2: I know you're feeling awaken off rush now and five
Speaker 2: come completely fantastic.
Speaker 3: Yes, that snappy.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, Oh that was insane. What do you do?
Speaker 2: We'll go we'll go to the we'll go to the
Speaker 2: video at some point. What did you do? What did
Speaker 2: you do? It's not what you did?
Speaker 3: What did I do? Embarrassing?
Speaker 2: Was not at all. No, No, it made you feel good.
Speaker 2: It made us feel good, that's for sure.
Speaker 3: So well, I know I'm supposed to do some sort
Speaker 3: of rappy uppy then, but I'm not feeling up to it.
Speaker 3: Tell us about your show and do some sort of
Speaker 3: credit line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, officially, Yeah, I'll do my own credit like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I get so. I'm just read that.
Speaker 3: That's what they said to read. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: hypnosis spectacular this year.
Speaker 4: My god, crazy good?
Speaker 2: Thanks crazy? Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I mean, I'm obviously hypnosis doesn't really
Speaker 2: work on you anyway, So that's fine, So can you's
Speaker 2: not kind of you know.
Speaker 3: I feel like that you've said that I'm out of it,
Speaker 3: but I don't feel out of it.
Speaker 2: No worry, off air, We'll give you a nice little countback.
Speaker 2: Thank you, But it.
Speaker 3: Doesn't mean I can lie down, because i'd be happy
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 2: What if you want? All right?
Speaker 3: Thanks Matte, thanks for coming in, Thanks Matte, Bye. What
Speaker 3: just happened by that