Speaker 1: Hi everyone, It's Meland Monty. This is our podcast called
Speaker 1: Joe and.
Speaker 2: Happy Thursday.
Speaker 1: I haven't finished Bullstop.
Speaker 2: You're like the end of like when Hey Hates Saturday
Speaker 2: had a musical guest fade out, the tape would fade
Speaker 2: out at.
Speaker 1: The end, would it. I do not remember that at all.
Speaker 1: Always remember just saying I used to remember when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, if I was at home watching Hay
Speaker 1: Hat Saturday, just being so flat because I wasn't at
Speaker 1: a sleepover. I was obsessed with sleepovers when I was
Speaker 1: a kid.
Speaker 2: I know. But Jesus nostalgia in that family watching the
Speaker 2: old family watching.
Speaker 1: And what was the other thing we used to watch?
Speaker 1: Hidden camera, Candid camera, candid Camera.
Speaker 2: I wonder what the like the galleries around that show
Speaker 2: were like if they had to, like once they sort
Speaker 2: of duped the person that they'd have to say, listen,
Speaker 2: you have to sign this waiver.
Speaker 1: Oh be waivers.
Speaker 2: How many people would have been I'm not signing that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Howard am annoying? Set up to do it as well,
Speaker 1: I would have been astronomical.
Speaker 2: And then Ashton Kutcher resurrected it with Punk.
Speaker 1: Punk, and then Milsey did an Australian version. Did he Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was Milsey. Yeah, funny. Ozzie is
Speaker 1: just a not good talent at all though, do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like it's like any American you
Speaker 1: could shove a microphone in front of their mouth and
Speaker 1: it's like they're a professionally trained, like media trained person
Speaker 1: where and Ossie just so cannot speak?
Speaker 2: I reckon. It's also we're just always copying the American shows.
Speaker 2: There's so many good ideas for shows you could do,
Speaker 2: but we just keep like trying to make something they
Speaker 2: do our and never one like that.
Speaker 1: Is cringer on number like things like that. No, no,
Speaker 1: you know what else was the best?
Speaker 2: This is another takeoff of American one. But funniest home
Speaker 2: videos that was funny?
Speaker 1: Was so good, wasn't it? Who goes to that? Tony Perron?
Speaker 2: Oh, there were a few. There was Joe Beth, Joe Beth,
Speaker 2: Joe Taylor, Yes, Jackie McDonald rip I think she recently
Speaker 2: passed on it.
Speaker 1: Was she on he Hate Saturdays? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, she played like the ditsy sort of yes.
Speaker 1: You can't say that down far out so on, isn't it?
Speaker 2: How are the roles that women played in those shows
Speaker 2: like even you think of Anne Marie on Agro's Cartoon
Speaker 2: Connection and stuff, the women always played dickheads like this
Speaker 2: role that you had to be. That's not very funny.
Speaker 1: It is so full on. It's thank god times are changing.
Speaker 1: And Sam Payne has a Tonight show coming out which
Speaker 1: I cannot wait for that, No way, Yes, so it's
Speaker 1: like a Tonight Show with Jay Leno kind of show.
Speaker 2: Oh well, that'll be interesting. It's naturally funny.
Speaker 1: I love him so much. He's got the biggest boner
Speaker 1: for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what it is he's got like he's
Speaker 2: got riz.
Speaker 1: Oh haven't heard that word?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, you have charisma like swagger, Yeah, he's got that. Also,
Speaker 2: this is I know this was like a big last
Speaker 2: week thing, but I was thinking about how difficult it
Speaker 2: would be to be a comedian. I am not at
Speaker 2: all condoning what Marty she Gold said, right, not condoning
Speaker 2: it at all. Yeah, but I do think as a
Speaker 2: comedian it would be so fucking hard, oh to know
Speaker 2: the line of what to say. That he might not
Speaker 2: have even agreed with what he was saying. He might
Speaker 2: have just been saying it because he was trying to
Speaker 2: be fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Completely agree, and I know Marty and I fucking love Marty.
Speaker 1: To me, he's one of the most brilliant broadcasters. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never been starstruck except when I met Marty Shear
Speaker 1: Golden fee Feebox when they were doing Shebang because I
Speaker 1: was such a radio nerd and Sam was producing them
Speaker 1: pulled me into the studio. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it is comedy, and I completely agree what he said
Speaker 1: was fucked up and he should have lost his job.
Speaker 1: Like the consequence is huge. This is a man with
Speaker 1: kids and his career is being a comedian in radio,
Speaker 1: and that's all taken away from him now. Like I know,
Speaker 1: he's still a comedian, but he's so now fucking canceled.
Speaker 1: And then they're pulling just bits out of context, like
Speaker 1: I don't even believe endometriosis is real. It's like as
Speaker 1: if he actually thinks that, yeah, I know, of course
Speaker 1: he doesn't. And it's but you have like Dave Chappelle
Speaker 1: who says, I know you know all this stuff and
Speaker 1: he can get away with it. Yet then then Marty's
Speaker 1: being canceled. The just not even being as offensive as
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 2: I think the difference is, though, if you're going to
Speaker 2: watch Dave Chappelle, you're making a choice to go in
Speaker 2: and search Netflix and watch a comedy.
Speaker 1: Listening to a radio show though.
Speaker 2: It is, but you might listen to him all the time.
Speaker 2: You might have Marty on in the car all the time,
Speaker 2: and then this just come, this comes on. But I
Speaker 2: think he wasn't. I don't think he I don't think
Speaker 2: he agreed with what he said.
Speaker 1: I think he was just don't think so either. He was
Speaker 1: trying to make His job is to try and make
Speaker 1: us laugh, and he was just trying. And he has
Speaker 1: always been for shock value, like he always has pushed
Speaker 1: the boundaries.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't I think that we get into
Speaker 1: really rocky shit territory when we start canceling comedians. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the big total cancelation. I know that is their stick
Speaker 1: for a lot of them, and it is if they
Speaker 1: sometimes weren't offensive, they wouldn't be funny, like boundaries being
Speaker 1: pushed until it pushes outs a little too much and
Speaker 1: then we'll cancel you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I totally agree. And also I was
Speaker 2: thinking too, like remember that remember that big one that
Speaker 2: happened with the nurse when Kate Middleton had the baby,
Speaker 2: and it was a radio show.
Speaker 1: It was you.
Speaker 2: Remember that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forget who they their names, but yeah, they
Speaker 1: called up the pretending to be somebody to talk to
Speaker 1: the nurse who and she ended up ending her life though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it also fucking ended those hosts pretty much their
Speaker 1: lives as well.
Speaker 2: Right, it was a prank, which especially at that time,
Speaker 2: it was gold like little Guido hatss and all that stuff, like,
Speaker 2: it was just that was the thing. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: okay that there was should have been a conversation around it.
Speaker 2: But for that nurse to have ended her life because
Speaker 2: of that, there was more going on for her than
Speaker 2: just that prank. So to then put that on those
Speaker 2: radio hosts who that's.
Speaker 1: Really difficult young hosts as well, Like, but that, to
Speaker 1: be honest, as a radio host, that is something we
Speaker 1: would have done. So that could have easily been me
Speaker 1: calling up trying to get through to the hospital or
Speaker 1: to get through to Kate Middleton, like as a radio idea,
Speaker 1: that is fucking gold, it is. And so then for
Speaker 1: that to go pair shape when it was such an
Speaker 1: innocent just trying to have fun with our audience is
Speaker 1: so what ended up happening is clearly so hideous. But
Speaker 1: then for it to be put onto those hosts, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know it was. It was pre full long because
Speaker 1: that easily it could have been me, and as if
Speaker 1: I'd have the intentions of harming anyone I know.
Speaker 2: And then and then it opens the door to what
Speaker 2: does that mean? Like does that mean that an employer
Speaker 2: can't have a conversation with you if you know, like
Speaker 2: your work isn't up to par, because then well, what
Speaker 2: if that upsets them? Or what if that, you know,
Speaker 2: is the final straw for them or whatever. That's hard
Speaker 2: because then you can't have conversations anymore at all about
Speaker 2: anything that might ruffle someone's feathers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's an interesting time at the moment, you know,
Speaker 1: like there's so many who was I talking to? Was
Speaker 1: it even you? We were talking about male teachers and
Speaker 1: just what they they're thinking and how far ahead they've
Speaker 1: got to think. And I don't think it's a bad
Speaker 1: thing for us to overcorrect ourselves, like it's better to
Speaker 1: overcorrect than under correct, But in terms of they've constantly
Speaker 1: got to be thinking, the door has to be open.
Speaker 1: I have to have someone present when I'm talking to
Speaker 1: a student, like all of those things. It's just so
Speaker 1: full on. But then you go, well, like if it
Speaker 1: saves one kid, you know. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: it just seems like that in every single area where
Speaker 1: it's just becoming so extreme that there's just such little
Speaker 1: freedom and everyone's scared to do anything or say anything.
Speaker 1: Like I even conscious of what I'm saying now, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I know, because chances are we'll get some blowback and
Speaker 2: people will say, oh, well, you know, you should be
Speaker 2: not feminist wording, and yeah, it's not about that. It's
Speaker 2: like almost with comedy. I don't mean everything, but most
Speaker 2: things are fair game. And the people that are extremely
Speaker 2: offended by that comment are potentially people who would laugh
Speaker 2: at something that would be extremely offensive to somebody somebody else.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. And just pulling things Martya said completely
Speaker 1: out of context. They sound hideous, you know, but it's like,
Speaker 1: listen to the whole break or know him as a
Speaker 1: performer and that's his thing. Okay, moving on. I read
Speaker 1: an article where research is that University of Michigan have
Speaker 1: completed a list of foods based on their effect on longevity.
Speaker 1: So foods that take years off your life if you
Speaker 1: can consume and they which is to me, is such
Speaker 1: a waste of time these researchers doing shit like this,
Speaker 1: like go and figure out how to QR something. But
Speaker 1: now I will talk about foods that you eat and
Speaker 1: how many minutes it takes off your life, just to
Speaker 1: freak you all the fuck out.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm not going to want to hear this. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you, Okay, poor eating habits. Yep,
Speaker 2: oh same.
Speaker 1: And as I'm reading this, I'm like, my kids have
Speaker 1: got about seven minutes to live, all right. Eating a
Speaker 1: hot dog costs a person thirty six minutes of healthy life. Yeah, coke,
Speaker 1: that's and Fanta and things like that. Twelve minutes. Bacon
Speaker 1: is six minutes, and I'm like, is that one rush
Speaker 1: of bacon? Like how big is it?
Speaker 2: The baby?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, a double cheeseburger is under nine minutes, And
Speaker 1: I went, oh, that's not that bad.
Speaker 2: So nine minutes.
Speaker 1: Chicken wings three minutes thirty seconds? Again, how many chicken
Speaker 1: wings is that?
Speaker 2: And how is that? How are those chicken wings prepared?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What if they're like not in honey, soy or
Speaker 1: deep fried. What if they're just scrilled in the oven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a bland no salt, no, I fucking imagine
Speaker 2: that boiled.
Speaker 1: Boiled chicken is a home. When I was in hospital recently,
Speaker 1: I got a boiled piece of salmon and a boiled
Speaker 1: piece of chicken. Piffed at the lady that bought it in.
Speaker 2: That's another business idea on your massive scale hospital patering.
Speaker 2: Hospital catering, you should be like eating good food, but
Speaker 2: it should taste good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's a whole Oh totally. It's so it's
Speaker 1: almost criminal the food that they serve you. It is
Speaker 1: so hesy, disgusting anyway, So the good news is you
Speaker 1: can add minutes back to your life with healthier foods.
Speaker 1: So a banana can give you back thirteen point five minutes.
Speaker 2: They maybe five minutes banana.
Speaker 1: A banana, So you can have a can of Fanta
Speaker 1: and then which is twelve minutes, and then have a
Speaker 1: banana which is thirteen point five and you've just gained
Speaker 1: one point five minutes.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess that is the theory of It's
Speaker 2: not about like even when people talk about healthy eating
Speaker 2: or whatever, it's more about adding good things in rather
Speaker 2: than having to deprive yourself of stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, yeah, I'm doing THEO died at the moment.
Speaker 1: Have I mentioned that I was doing it and then
Speaker 1: I stopped it? But there's there's a link shown that
Speaker 1: it can really help migraines. My God diet and also
Speaker 1: somebody who's had, you know, eating issues in the past.
Speaker 1: I'm having to be extremely careful and work with the
Speaker 1: dietitian on it because I'm like, I need to throw
Speaker 1: everything that I can at trying to get rid of
Speaker 1: my chronic migraines. But Jesus, I just want a block
Speaker 1: of chocolate or something like that. Bread bread. To be honest,
Speaker 1: I'm not finding bread that hard. I never used to
Speaker 1: eat that much bread anyway. But yeah, a nice crunchy
Speaker 1: salad roll would be epic.
Speaker 2: A salad roll.
Speaker 1: A ham salad roll, Yeah yeah, yum.
Speaker 2: Yeah, be careful with that because you can see it
Speaker 2: could be the minute slippery slope.
Speaker 1: Yes, But to be honest, it's kind of it also
Speaker 1: because I can't I'm so kind of limited with what
Speaker 1: I can eat. It also takes off the thinking of
Speaker 1: what I'm going to eat, what I'm going to prepare.
Speaker 1: Oh have I probably just eaten so much shit today
Speaker 1: where sometimes I would feel lucky about that, like it
Speaker 1: has almost taken away some of the chattery in my mind.
Speaker 2: To be honest, how many diets do you reckon you've
Speaker 2: done in your time?
Speaker 1: I so vividly remember that was what the slippery slope
Speaker 1: was for me, was starting dieting. When I was around
Speaker 1: twenty is when I started dieting, and it was like
Speaker 1: not good at all.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the cabbage soup diet?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did that and it was like everyone had it
Speaker 2: typed out like a photo copy of that one original thing.
Speaker 2: I still remember it. That was horrendous. Fuck at the end.
Speaker 2: At the end of that week.
Speaker 1: Stick to anything. I think I did a day of it,
Speaker 1: made the biggest batch of it, lasted about the day
Speaker 1: or probably took three o'clock, and then I was like, nah,
Speaker 1: I cannot do this. I did the Atkins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Atkins was like a lot of fright bacon
Speaker 2: and stuff that too, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Keto is pretty much like that as well, But.
Speaker 2: I think Keto the difference is Keto's probably more putting
Speaker 2: in healthy fats, so like avocado, Yeah, I should be
Speaker 2: doing more of that, where yeah.
Speaker 1: But also so many of the I forget who they
Speaker 1: are called, but like you're Tim Ferris's and those kind
Speaker 1: of guys who are writing to health and everything, all
Speaker 1: of them do Keto diet. Yeah. I wanted my mum
Speaker 1: to do Keto diet because it really helps with information,
Speaker 1: and so when she was around, I was like, ah,
Speaker 1: let's do keto, but she never did.
Speaker 2: No. Well, probably my fault that she.
Speaker 1: Died because I didn't force her into the keto.
Speaker 2: Shut up, you're an idiot. Do you know what it is?
Speaker 2: I think it's just if you're going to go by anything,
Speaker 2: it's just limit processed food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also gluten and lactose is just not good
Speaker 1: for us. Like we weren't eating gluten and lactose back
Speaker 1: when we were out hunting animals.
Speaker 2: I know, but we also didn't have antibiotics then either.
Speaker 1: So you've been deep diving into podcasts as per usual.
Speaker 2: Thank god I listened to last week a podcast episode
Speaker 2: came out on Call Her Daddy mm hmm with Alex Cooper,
Speaker 2: and she interviewed Monica Lewinsky, right again, a fucking somebody
Speaker 2: who just oh my god, how disgusting was that? Speaking
Speaker 2: of the typical female roles that were just before we
Speaker 2: were talking about how this woman was just thrown under
Speaker 2: the bus and left out to die. She's fifty one now, woo. Right,
Speaker 2: the stuff that she talked about, I'm like, you know
Speaker 2: how you change when you get older, and the way
Speaker 2: that you looked at something. You almost feel ashamed of
Speaker 2: how you viewed something. Right, So the thought of at
Speaker 2: the time she was twenty two and he was forty nine. Baby, like,
Speaker 2: my god, the power in balance.
Speaker 1: He was a cool predator, like but a predator.
Speaker 2: But also she never said that she's not accountable for
Speaker 2: like she had an affair with a married man. Yeap,
Speaker 2: she was twenty two years old. Yeah, like she knows that,
Speaker 2: all right, that's not the ideal thing to do. But
Speaker 2: the problem was she was fucking crucified so publicly. Yes
Speaker 2: he was impeached or whatever, but he's still he's fine.
Speaker 2: Totally ruined her life and.
Speaker 1: She put ruined her life.
Speaker 2: She said this thing that made me think, my god,
Speaker 2: like I can't actually believe she got through it. She said,
Speaker 2: it's like remember when you're a little kid and say
Speaker 2: you did something at school that was embarrassing or whatever,
Speaker 2: and the next day, that feeling of oh god, I
Speaker 2: don't want to go back to school because you felt
Speaker 2: embarrassed that people were laughing at you. Imagine that on
Speaker 2: a scale of the globe world. Yeah, and she was
Speaker 2: saying how males like you know, talk show hosts and stuff,
Speaker 2: they ridiculed her, made fun of her whatever, She was
Speaker 2: a joke, but the women were the ones that hated her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that unbelievable? Which is usually the way as well.
Speaker 2: I'm just like I saw that, and I thought I
Speaker 2: can see and this is another thing. She said, the
Speaker 2: undercurrent of what all that, the messaging of what all
Speaker 2: that sent out to young girls and women in sort
Speaker 2: of similar situations, and I thought, it's so true. Like,
Speaker 2: and it still hasn't changed, because we look at Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: Sexual assault survivors see that and they go, why the
Speaker 2: fuck would I even bother? Yeah, coming forward when they
Speaker 2: can still become the president. Yeah, man, and presidents having affairs.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, has been happening since the fucking dawn of time.
Speaker 2: Look at JFK with Marilyn and Worth. Morally it was wrong.
Speaker 2: But she's like she's talking now and she's like she
Speaker 2: couldn't get a job. No, she had no anonymity, she
Speaker 2: couldn't date properly. Everyone knew who she was. And she's like,
Speaker 2: now I'm fifty one, having kids as naturally is not
Speaker 2: really a possibility for me. And I'm like, this woman,
Speaker 2: how fucking it feels like the world owes her an apology?
Speaker 1: I know, totally does like her life, her whole life,
Speaker 1: so we get one life. Her whole life has just
Speaker 1: been this defined, totally defined by it. And he's up
Speaker 1: there lying through his teeth, you know, while she's getting
Speaker 1: completely crucified. Oh my god, it's so for I even
Speaker 1: remember as a kid going like thinking, oh, what a
Speaker 1: fucking bitch.
Speaker 2: And the cum on the dress? Oh my god? What
Speaker 2: to do she and she said it was like I
Speaker 2: then they painted me to look like this stalker who
Speaker 2: was obsessed with him he pursued her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's fuck very angry, but it's a really good listen to.
Speaker 1: Just listen to that one, Yeah, totally yeah.
Speaker 2: I'll put the link in the show notes. Dear. Another
Speaker 2: podcast I've recently discovered, which I haven't listened to, but
Speaker 2: I have looked at the Instagram page and my god,
Speaker 2: it is a nostalgia hit. There is a melrose Place
Speaker 2: podcast called Still the Place. It is hosted I sent
Speaker 2: you a clip of something I want to just bring
Speaker 2: into the conversation. It's hosted by Courtney thorn Smith, who
Speaker 2: played Alison. He was with Philly, Daphne Zuniga who played
Speaker 2: Remember Joe, she was like on the motorbike. She was
Speaker 2: the brunette. She was with Jake yes, right, and Laura
Speaker 2: Layton who played the Redhead who plays Jane's sister.
Speaker 1: Who ended up getting her head shaved.
Speaker 2: With the No you're thinking of Marsha Cross who was
Speaker 2: in Desperate Housewives.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, she.
Speaker 2: Was another character, this one played Sydney. I think her
Speaker 2: name was Sydney.
Speaker 1: She was like vaguely remember this.
Speaker 2: I think she had an affair with her sister's husband.
Speaker 2: She was like the troublemaker. She married Doug Savant, who
Speaker 2: played Matt, who was like the token gay character, the
Speaker 2: blonde guy. Right, anyway, did she marry him in real life? Yes,
Speaker 2: so they've been married since like, you know, the late nineties. Wow,
Speaker 2: But they in like in the on the Instagram page,
Speaker 2: they bring all the show cast back and they talk
Speaker 2: about stuff that happened. One of the people that they
Speaker 2: brought back, which is the clip I sent you, was
Speaker 2: Grant Show. He like such a beautiful man. I want
Speaker 2: you to watch this clip of him that I've sent you.
Speaker 2: He is still unbelievably handsome.
Speaker 1: He's just life silver Fox. Now he looks the same,
Speaker 1: but with grayish hair.
Speaker 2: Do you know how old he is, given that you've
Speaker 2: just watched that clip, Yeah, he's sixty two years old?
Speaker 2: Is he really? He is?
Speaker 1: To me?
Speaker 2: He looks almost exactly the same. He's just got a
Speaker 2: bit of gray hair, maybe a few wrinkles, but almost identical.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's got the swagger too. What do you use
Speaker 1: for it? Riz? Riz?
Speaker 2: He's got the I mean, I don't actually use it
Speaker 2: as well, because it's not a proper word.
Speaker 1: I don't even think he's using. But he's amazing. He
Speaker 1: was so hot and Billy was so hot. But Billy
Speaker 1: was a.
Speaker 2: Bit dagg Yeah, Billy was like see, he was a
Speaker 2: good I don't like goofballs like Ross on that shittest
Speaker 2: show ever. I'm sorry. Everybody friends you normally.
Speaker 1: Sister is so obsessed with friends. She does friends puzzles.
Speaker 1: She has it on constantly in the backyard, like they're
Speaker 1: her friends.
Speaker 2: I hate that show. I that is the most overrated
Speaker 2: Corn just I hate that show. I got a real
Speaker 2: equi it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can tell you know. It was playing in
Speaker 1: the hospital when I was in labor with Odie. When
Speaker 1: I was in my room and my contraction started. Friends
Speaker 1: was on and Sam's like, fuck, this is a bit
Speaker 1: grim Friends and were.
Speaker 2: You pushing going.
Speaker 1: Headline?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Ross from Friends? That character, Oh it's
Speaker 2: not attractive at all, silky wingey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like he's not helping you if somebody breaks in,
Speaker 1: there's no way. Ross is like gonna get a bat
Speaker 1: and beat somebody that's walked is broken into your house.
Speaker 2: Ross is too busy complaining about everything, which would now
Speaker 2: I look at it, probably because.
Speaker 1: It's a mirrors. All right, We're getting out of here everyone.
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