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Speaker 1: The City and we with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Kate Richie, are you're telling me that there's a bit

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Speaker 2: of controversy around the Far Too Personal Trainer? Now we

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Speaker 2: understand it's an erotic novel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I do think that when you first revealed

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Speaker 1: to the team that you've been doing a bit of writing,

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Speaker 1: I don't think anyone would have ever guessed that it

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Speaker 1: would have been of the erotic or adult variety.

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Speaker 3: And I feel a.

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Speaker 1: Bit disappointed about all this because I think it's been

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Speaker 1: I mean, you've been like a lovely little puppy dog

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Speaker 1: around the office, excited about something rejuvenated, especially at this

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Speaker 1: time of year. You know, your energy goes.

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Speaker 3: Down and manifesting.

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Speaker 1: He's been madly manifesting during the songs.

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Speaker 2: It's good to see someone in the media not doing

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Speaker 2: just kids books, if you know what I mean, Kate Richie.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what have you got? I don't know three books.

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Speaker 3: Is there any success.

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Speaker 2: Of celebrities doing erotic novel No, there's not, and that's

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Speaker 2: why to put it in the test fits and they

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Speaker 2: usually write it under a pseudonym.

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Speaker 1: Look, it's been great. We have we've had some readings

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Speaker 1: on the show. We've had guests come in getting involved.

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Speaker 1: I think you even went to Emma's place in Waronga

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Speaker 1: during the week and you were part of a part

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Speaker 1: of a book club and it does seem to be

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Speaker 1: very well received. But I do think that people are

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Speaker 1: being gentle with you with because they know how excited

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Speaker 1: you are about about the book and how much energy

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Speaker 1: you want to put behind it. But I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to bring you were on this email yesterday some panic

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Speaker 1: see seed me. Tom was on it, Jess was on it. Fitzy.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you're not on it.

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Speaker 3: Because you're disinterested. I think I've blocked you.

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Speaker 1: It's very close to me. Okay, here we go because

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Speaker 1: we need to come up with a solution. We're management

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Speaker 1: are concerned you're flying a bit too close to the

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Speaker 1: sun with the book readings on air. Please don't forget this.

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Speaker 1: Kids in the car. That's a good point. Unless you

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Speaker 1: can ensure us you have a way to stop anything

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Speaker 1: inappropriate accidentally slipping out. And this is the clincher, we

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Speaker 1: might have to call time on the live readings. Cheers Brendan.

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Speaker 3: That's our Oh my god, Brendan, you do that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think there's a fair point there get it.

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Speaker 3: I get it.

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Speaker 2: And yesterday when this came through, I said, leave it

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Speaker 2: with me. Guys, give me twenty four hours and I'll

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Speaker 2: be back with a solution. I've got an awesome solution.

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Speaker 1: You've ripped out pages, No.

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Speaker 3: I haven't ripped out pages.

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Speaker 2: No, I've got a system we can put in place

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Speaker 2: in the studio studio, a sensor system. Tommy, you're going

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Speaker 2: to be in charge of this. I've actually built an

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Speaker 2: outfit for you. Can you lead the studio this out

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Speaker 2: and turn into your sensor. You become the human sensor.

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Speaker 2: So put that, put that outfit on, and then we'll

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Speaker 2: get you to walk back into the studio. What I

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Speaker 2: can announce why Tommy gets changed into his censor outfit.

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Speaker 1: How long is this going to take?

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Speaker 2: This won't take long. Can also announce this is really exciting.

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Speaker 2: I found out when the books land, and I'm going

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Speaker 2: to officially start the countdown clock because the books really are.

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Speaker 3: Not far away.

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Speaker 1: You were a bit worried about the tracking. Saw I

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Speaker 1: saw you in the office yesterday, but the computer up

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Speaker 1: sideways trying to take a photo on your phone. Oh

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Speaker 1: it started?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Are they not far away?

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Speaker 2: Twenty four hours forty minutes and thirty seconds.

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Speaker 3: Tomorrow morning, I'll be watching that block it.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, tomorrow morning you were able to you will

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Speaker 2: be able to go to the Far Too Personal trainer

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Speaker 2: dot com and buy the book for only five hundred copies.

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Speaker 1: They're going to fly off the shoes, aren't they imagine

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Speaker 1: heading into the weekends? Yes, with an erotic novel under

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Speaker 1: your own Well.

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Speaker 3: We did the other day. We did the phone.

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Speaker 4: What's you set up to get Taylor Swift tickets?

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Speaker 3: I love to hear from people that you're going to

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Speaker 3: have around the house.

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Speaker 1: You need to get tep mum on board.

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Speaker 3: Can we can we bring the human sensor in here?

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Speaker 3: It comes to the human sensor feed.

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Speaker 2: Okay, do not do not give me that nick Tommy, Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is not a great moment for me. Okay, So

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Speaker 2: you've got blue overalls on with sensor that's beacon filled.

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Speaker 3: Tom You do. You've got a hard hat on it, Tommy.

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Speaker 4: I do?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so overalls, they say, the spray painted and the.

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Speaker 4: Mic on your helmet.

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Speaker 2: Dude, Well, let me explain your hard hat with a

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Speaker 2: very heavy object on top. Yes, so Tommy, it might

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Speaker 2: break your neck. That's the battery pack that's attached to it.

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Speaker 2: But what I'll get you to do is you've got

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Speaker 2: a orange warning light that will spin right, don't press

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Speaker 2: anything yet. You've got two buttons on the side of

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Speaker 2: your helmet. The orange light is warning. So if someone's

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Speaker 2: in the studio and the story is getting bit racy,

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Speaker 2: then with your right hand side, if you press that button, Tommy, warning, Yep,

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Speaker 2: you'll get pressed that one.

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Speaker 3: Yep, the warning light will come on. You now have

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Speaker 3: your warning. Where do we get the budget for this?

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Speaker 4: We didn't have any money for the rest of the year.

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Speaker 1: So you're flashing.

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Speaker 3: Yep. Tom's flashing now the orange light on top of

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Speaker 3: his head.

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Speaker 1: Right, flashing Tom on the bus.

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Speaker 2: But this is good now Tommy, just so you know

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Speaker 2: how to stop the flashing light, you just pressed the

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Speaker 2: button again. Now the thing with that looks like a

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Speaker 2: microphone fits is an alarm. Now, Tommy, on your left

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Speaker 2: hand side, put your light back on, so the warnings on.

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Speaker 3: So that's the first warning.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're sign close to the sun.

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Speaker 2: Be careful now the light is flashing on Tom's heads

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Speaker 2: for your again.

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Speaker 3: And then tom if you.

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Speaker 2: Want to override any naughty words that might go to

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Speaker 2: where you hit the siren.

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Speaker 3: Hit the siren, tom Now yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So Tom that is the siren hurting your head?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think my neck's about to collapse. Game with

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Speaker 3: the sirens?

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Speaker 1: The helmet?

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Speaker 4: Is it similar to the soundboard of the siren that

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Speaker 4: we were using before?

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Speaker 3: No? No, this is Tommy.

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Speaker 2: What I'm excited about is there's been a few requests

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Speaker 2: to go on morning TV about the book.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't do without the censor.

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Speaker 1: Why aren't they coming through me?

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Speaker 3: Thick and fast? They are coming, Kate, you don't need me.

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Speaker 3: You'd have to come with me.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to see you on the television in this am.

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Speaker 4: I on that email link?

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Speaker 3: You're still barred from that one.

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Speaker 1: Oh, come on, Tommy, get involved. You'd love to flash

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Speaker 1: on the Telly. Has Brendan seen this?

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Speaker 3: This?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Great?

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Speaker 1: You did not make that?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I made that myself, Tommy, Jess, can we check the

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Speaker 2: countdown clock?

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Speaker 3: Where are we at with him?

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Speaker 2: Here we go, guys, this twenty four hours.

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Speaker 4: Forty okay, so it's been pushed back as it Okay,

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Speaker 4: this time tomorrow, Jason will deliver the far.

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Speaker 3: Too Personal Trainer dot com. You will be able to

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Speaker 3: order the book.

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Speaker 1: Am I going to get a freebie? Or do I

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Speaker 1: have to get online?

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Speaker 3: You've got a bite You're not allowed to read it?

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Speaker 3: Is there pre sale? No? Not for you mayhem. You're

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Speaker 3: not going to get any of this?

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Speaker 2: Did you? A?

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