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Speaker 1: I'm Britney Saunders.
Speaker 3: And I'm all right hey, and this is Heigh scroll
Speaker 3: as the podcast version of your favorite group chat.
Speaker 1: If it's trending, going viral or has you gripped, we're
Speaker 1: talking about it.
Speaker 3: And this week we're going trending, We're going viral, and
Speaker 3: we have you gripped with our shooting us pain, our
Speaker 3: Havianas and our across tea on.
Speaker 1: Me wearing no UNDI.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you've.
Speaker 3: Seen the broadcast channel on Instagram, you already know what's
Speaker 3: coming up today. But today's episode is a little different
Speaker 3: to our regular episodes that we usually do here. Not
Speaker 3: much tea from the internet, but lots of tea from
Speaker 3: Saturday night. We're going to take you behind the scenes
Speaker 3: of the Australian Commercial Radio Awards and all of the
Speaker 3: chaos that went down Saturday night. I think I should
Speaker 3: just shut up and let's get into it. Deal, mean
Speaker 3: do let's go.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Matthew Old, good.
Speaker 2: Morning, And isn't it a splendid morning today? Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: We've just come off the back of an eventful weekend
Speaker 1: at the Acress. I'll say, if you're in our High
Speaker 1: st Rollers broadcast channel on Instagram aka our Unhinged group Chat,
Speaker 1: you would have seen the night unfold. And if you're
Speaker 1: not in that group chat and you're listen to this pod,
Speaker 1: get the fuck over to Instagram and join it, because
Speaker 1: we've had a big one. We've let our hair down
Speaker 1: at the Acress on Saturday night and we let loose
Speaker 1: in the group chat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which every time I told everyone, yeah, off to
Speaker 3: the Acress this weekend, they're like, what's that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's the Logis of the Radio World.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's the Australian Commercial Radio Awards.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: We didn't win anything. I feel like I don't even
Speaker 1: want to talk about that. I just want to move on. Okay, next,
Speaker 1: we didn't win shit.
Speaker 2: Well, so much happened.
Speaker 3: I feel like this also, I feel like this should
Speaker 3: be a close friend's episode because like it's it got
Speaker 3: nothing to do with what's been happening on the.
Speaker 2: Internet, but we don't care. So we're just going to
Speaker 2: make it the main episode.
Speaker 1: Because we got so much to our pod we can
Speaker 1: do whatever we want.
Speaker 3: So we will start from the start because there's one
Speaker 3: thing I want to talk about, which we did put
Speaker 3: in the broadcast channel already, but I rocked up.
Speaker 2: You were staying at the Darling at the Star. How
Speaker 2: was that experience?
Speaker 1: By the way, well, really good, but I've noticed a
Speaker 1: few things. Okay about the hotel, I don't know. Do
Speaker 1: you want to talk about that now? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 3: Okay, We've got to drag out the Acress. We'll get
Speaker 3: the juicy. We need our listener listeners to stay at
Speaker 3: the end.
Speaker 1: The Acress was at the Star Casino in Sydney, and
Speaker 1: so I thought, I'm just going to stay right there,
Speaker 1: like how bloody good. Convenient.
Speaker 2: Also two minutes away from here, so you were early tonight.
Speaker 1: Here in two second sales hour early anyway, really lovely hotel.
Speaker 1: Couldn't recommend it more. But just I got two things
Speaker 1: that I noticed, and one of them you saw as well, Matt.
Speaker 1: So Matt came to my room and we like got
Speaker 1: ready together. We went live on Instagram. It was so fun.
Speaker 1: First thing in the mini bar in the hotel room,
Speaker 1: we opened it up and because we wanted a little drinky,
Speaker 1: we opened it up and they had like a little
Speaker 1: Belvedere mini bottle, and so I pulled it out of
Speaker 1: the little slot because I wanted to read how many
Speaker 1: standard drinks It was like I wasn't doing it was
Speaker 1: one or two? And then on the like on the
Speaker 1: door of the mini bar fridge it says important automatic
Speaker 1: mini bar fully computerized. Every item you take out will
Speaker 1: immediately be charged to your account. And I'm like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: so like quickly put it back in. But this morning
Speaker 1: when I was checking out, like I've taken a few
Speaker 1: photos just you know, I'm gonna put them in our
Speaker 1: broadcast channel. It looks like a normal fuck and fridge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so how could a fridge be computerized?
Speaker 3: Waited, and there's a little there should be a little
Speaker 3: tab at the back and once that tab lifts bear. Yeah,
Speaker 3: once that so when the bottles in there, the tabs down.
Speaker 3: So when you pull it out of the tab lifts and
Speaker 3: that charges you.
Speaker 1: So what if you're just like you just want to
Speaker 1: have a little look like I just wanted to look
Speaker 1: at the back of the Belvidere thing to see if
Speaker 1: it was like one standard drink or two.
Speaker 3: Like that sign needs to be on the front of
Speaker 3: the door. Yeah, not on the side of the door
Speaker 3: behind the Belvedere bottles. It's fine because we ended up
Speaker 3: drinking those anyway, so.
Speaker 1: We did, we did. But anyway, that's the first thing
Speaker 1: that I just wanted to comment. But like, I love
Speaker 1: the hotel and the other thing, which I know, I
Speaker 1: feel like every hotel does this. But so yesterday when
Speaker 1: we when I woke up because I stayed for two
Speaker 1: nights because I'm not fucking driving back to Newcastle in between,
Speaker 1: I was ordering breakfast on the room service app uh huh.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're getting room service at a hotel,
Speaker 1: why are the individual breakfast items so expensive? Give me
Speaker 1: an exam half an avocado six dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh that's rough.
Speaker 1: Two pieces of toast six dollars. You can get a
Speaker 1: loaf of bread for less than six dollars, like the
Speaker 1: whole fucking loaf. Bacon two pieces eight dollars, mushroom eight dollars.
Speaker 2: No, now that's a raw that one egg.
Speaker 1: Six dollars each. You can get a carton of eggs
Speaker 1: for less than six bucks, Like, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: get it. If you make your own breakfast, like a
Speaker 1: build your own breakfast at a hotel, why is it
Speaker 1: going to cost one hundred dollars?
Speaker 2: That's business baby.
Speaker 1: And then there's like a room service charge on top
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: See that's they're playing silly buggers with that. And then
Speaker 3: and then on top of that the I remember I said,
Speaker 3: at a hotel, where was it? Perhaps Adelaide, And it
Speaker 3: was like the service for the uh for them to
Speaker 3: bring it up. But then it was also like fifteen
Speaker 3: percent on top four Sunday surcharge. And then also because
Speaker 3: I had ordered it after ten pm, there was a
Speaker 3: late night searcharge of ten percent egg pulling my legs
Speaker 3: six dollars, yeah, six dollars for an eggs rough.
Speaker 1: So they're my two concerns I had with the hotel.
Speaker 2: But it was stunning.
Speaker 1: The hotel was stunning. I would definitely stay there again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but just take a packed lunch because the room
Speaker 3: SEPs is too much. But anyway, the point is we
Speaker 3: were talking about the hotel because as soon as I
Speaker 3: walked in, you were checking in it at reception yeah,
Speaker 3: just had my facial just had my hair done. I
Speaker 3: was ready for the red carpet, and I was getting
Speaker 3: ready with you at the hotel checking in.
Speaker 2: I look down and what do I see? Dunt dunt dune.
Speaker 2: Brittany is wearing none other on her feet than the
Speaker 2: one and only Havianas. And you've got them on again today.
Speaker 2: Do so I have to.
Speaker 1: Take back what I said a while ago, very me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So a while ago I was ranting about songs and
Speaker 1: how I fucking hate them. Now, look, I will say
Speaker 1: I still don't know if I think I still hate them,
Speaker 1: just in a trial phase. I'm in a trial period
Speaker 1: because after that rant about thongs in general and how
Speaker 1: I think they ruin every outfit. But I do want
Speaker 1: to say, if you've been casual or going to the
Speaker 1: beach or on holidays, that thongs are fine. Okay, I
Speaker 1: just want to put that out there. Havevianas or however
Speaker 1: you say, Haveviana's right. They have come out with a
Speaker 1: square toe song, so that's a little bit more chic.
Speaker 1: And I've seen all the girlies on TikTok styling these
Speaker 1: square Havianas and I'm like, maybe they're cute because the
Speaker 1: round nut can't get behind that. So anyway, I was
Speaker 1: influenced by the influencers of TikTok and I purchase a
Speaker 1: pair of square havianas I've got them on right now,
Speaker 1: I still feel like they look derrow right. But maybe
Speaker 1: I'm not in the right outfit. I think you have
Speaker 1: to wear like a really chic, elevated but basic outfits.
Speaker 1: I've got jeans in the top on today. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I did buy them. I don't know if I love them.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love a song I am a you like it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but anyway, I will say I can definitely get
Speaker 1: behind the square toe better than a round toe.
Speaker 2: Soong tell you what when I went up to when
Speaker 2: I went camping.
Speaker 3: Which, oh, we haven't spoken about that either. Oh, this
Speaker 3: is a close friend's main episode. Sorry, I went camping
Speaker 3: as your soul. You would have seen the vlog on
Speaker 3: my socials and things. Fabulous time, great company, camping not
Speaker 3: for me. Could never do it again. But as I said,
Speaker 3: you know, it's my friend's thirtieth birthday. We've been friends
Speaker 3: for like twenty five stupid amount of time, twenty five
Speaker 3: years ago.
Speaker 1: It's weird, by the way, when you say things like that,
Speaker 1: does it make you realize how long you've lived when
Speaker 1: you say I've had a friend for twenty five years? Like,
Speaker 1: because in my mind, I'm not twenty five.
Speaker 3: No, actually I'm lying. It wasn't twenty five because we
Speaker 3: were what were when we met?
Speaker 2: Eight? How old am I?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: Twenty two years or something? Anyway, it's her thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 3: Wherever she decides to go on, whatever she decides to do,
Speaker 3: I'm obviously going to do it. So I went there
Speaker 3: with bells on, ready for it. And I actually had
Speaker 3: a very camp time camping. But fuck, next time, I
Speaker 3: need like a winter bago. I can't do the on
Speaker 3: the ground sticks and rocks in a sleeping bag vibe.
Speaker 3: Can't do that again. But it was nice. It was
Speaker 3: very humbling. It was so nice to be somewhere with
Speaker 3: no reception either.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was quite fun.
Speaker 1: See I've only been camping once when I was oh
Speaker 1: maybe like nine or ten, went to Koala Shores. It
Speaker 1: was called somewhere north of Newcastle, and I loved it.
Speaker 1: But I got knits. Oh nice, I got nits. So
Speaker 1: I was there with my dad and my step mom
Speaker 1: and all of us kids.
Speaker 2: Got nits pouring petrol on your head.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I got sent home to my mom's
Speaker 1: halfway through the camping trip. Mom must have dealt with
Speaker 1: the knits, and then I went back to camping like
Speaker 1: I went home, and I think shaz like fucking took
Speaker 1: all the nits out that I went back care camping.
Speaker 1: That's the only time. But I really want to go again.
Speaker 1: But then after you saying that you didn't love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think you just need it's just because
Speaker 3: I stayed in a tent. I'd also I've never been
Speaker 3: camping in my life, and if I have, it was
Speaker 3: with the boys from soccer and we go on, you know,
Speaker 3: camping at the end of the soccer season, and you know,
Speaker 3: my mum would always be like, well, we'll stay in
Speaker 3: a cabin, darling, and they can all stay in their tents,
Speaker 3: and my mom was like, oh, we'll borrow some and
Speaker 3: So's caravan and sleep in that for the weekend. So
Speaker 3: I've never actually like roughed it. And this this camp's
Speaker 3: I had no running water and no reception as well
Speaker 3: on top, so it's like it was really kind of
Speaker 3: like off grid. But everyone there was so shocked that
Speaker 3: I had never slept in a tent before in my life.
Speaker 3: And also at the end, everyone was like, so do.
Speaker 2: You like love camping? Now? Are you ready to go camping?
Speaker 2: All the time I said fuck no.
Speaker 3: For a fortieth I hope we've got a fucking Thailand
Speaker 3: because I'm not doing this.
Speaker 2: But of course forty.
Speaker 3: But of course if she does, I know Ashley actually
Speaker 3: listens to the pod. So if you do want to
Speaker 3: go camping again, Darling, I will be there with bells
Speaker 3: on it. I will show up for you. But my
Speaker 3: vote is, you know, Thailand, Vietnam, Let's do something something
Speaker 3: like that. But yeah, I had a camp time anyway.
Speaker 3: The reason I brought that up is because I had
Speaker 3: to buy a pair of thongs because I've now evolved.
Speaker 3: I'm definitely acting thirty. Which, by the way, everyone, it
Speaker 3: is my birthday month, so say happy birthday or you're
Speaker 3: getting blocked.
Speaker 1: Oh excuse me. Can we just all take a moment
Speaker 1: to remember the fact that you forgot my fucking birthday
Speaker 1: this year? If anyone didn't hear that episode, Matt just
Speaker 1: fully skipped over my birthday this year.
Speaker 2: I haven't said that since anyway.
Speaker 1: I feel like if that was the other way around,
Speaker 1: and I'd forgotten your birthday. Yeah, you would bring it
Speaker 1: up every week on the pot And you're having a
Speaker 1: birthday party three hours drive from fucking Newcastle. So guess
Speaker 1: who's driving six hours there and back to go to
Speaker 1: your birthday lunch?
Speaker 3: And what did you do for your birthday? Maybe if
Speaker 3: you'd invited me, I would have remembered.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, I didn't do anything for my birthday this
Speaker 1: year that mine.
Speaker 2: Anyway, The point is camping. What did I forget? Thongs?
Speaker 3: So I had no thongs? So I had to walk
Speaker 3: around in like joggers, and then that got annoying. And
Speaker 3: then we went to the beach and I had to
Speaker 3: go barefoot. But there was like a few hundred meter
Speaker 3: walk to the beach through like bush and I was like,
Speaker 3: I mean they're gonna step on a stick or a snake.
Speaker 3: So I was like, So I was like, I need
Speaker 3: to buy some songs. So we went into town the
Speaker 3: next morning, went into town. Listen to me, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I know all the lingo. Forty minutes up the ride
Speaker 3: into town. Still no reception, but they had some thongs.
Speaker 3: But at the like little convenience store there, just the
Speaker 3: one and their massage thongs, so they got they got
Speaker 3: bumps on the bot so they massaged my feet as
Speaker 3: I were, Oh my god, they're gorgeous.
Speaker 1: What are they called, you know, the cream ones with
Speaker 1: the strap over your foot and then they're all like bumpy.
Speaker 1: What are they called? Mass Is it mass sewers?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Love those but they're similar to those, but yeah, love it.
Speaker 3: I forget where I was going that anyway. Back to
Speaker 3: the acres. We check in, we get ready, all everything's
Speaker 3: fun and feeling over. People come, we have a few drinks.
Speaker 3: That's right, That's where I was going with this, you.
Speaker 1: Know, drunk in the room before we even left.
Speaker 3: I keep in mind, I had a busy day of
Speaker 3: facials and hair appointments, so I didn't eat anything pretty
Speaker 3: much all day beforehand because I was just running around.
Speaker 1: And that was our biggest mistake.
Speaker 3: I've told you before when on days went, I'm a
Speaker 3: bit nervous, like I just don't have an appetite, so
Speaker 3: I forget to eat anything, and so me having hardly
Speaker 3: anything to I think I had breakfast and I had
Speaker 3: a protein shake. Okay, not enough anyway, not enough to
Speaker 3: have as many cocktails as we did. Before we even
Speaker 3: hit the fucking red carpet.
Speaker 2: We ordered to the.
Speaker 3: Room, which was nice, Thank you, Brittany, and they brought
Speaker 3: what Lachie martinis and a passion fruit for Colimbs.
Speaker 1: So I would recommend the passion fruit martini if you
Speaker 1: ever stay at the Darling.
Speaker 3: The Lachie one was great as well. It was like
Speaker 3: it blew my head off, it was so strong. Anyway,
Speaker 3: then all the Nova team show up and I'm already
Speaker 3: fucking wasted in heels in address, hanging out. It's all happening,
Speaker 3: and I don't know. I was just feeling myself, you know,
Speaker 3: Kylie was playing. We had kind of a no gone
Speaker 3: bit of Chapel having good time, and then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden it was like, right, everyone, I've got to
Speaker 3: go now now now. So I've then taken the rest
Speaker 3: of my life to Martin ingom. I'm not wasting this
Speaker 3: through the whole thing back which also someone offered me
Speaker 3: a champagne and I thought I'd just throw it in there,
Speaker 3: so it was also champagne there, So anyway, it was
Speaker 3: all wrong.
Speaker 2: And then we get to the red carpet.
Speaker 3: I am seeing stars baby on another planet, honestly, you.
Speaker 1: Seemed fine, though I will say.
Speaker 3: I've watched the videos. Babe, I don't know what planet
Speaker 3: you were on, but I was on fucking Jupiter.
Speaker 2: I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't see straight.
Speaker 3: And then what's so random is so one of the
Speaker 3: photographers who does all the red carpets, basically he's very lovely,
Speaker 3: love him, and he randomly was like, oh, yes, you
Speaker 3: look so good. Come through here, like pulls the rope
Speaker 3: from the red carpet, and suddenly I'm off halfway down
Speaker 3: the red carpet. I'm now off the red carpet over
Speaker 3: on this random wall, doing like a photo shoot, like
Speaker 3: climbing the wall, gecko doing all these.
Speaker 1: Id is that at one when I'm like, what is
Speaker 1: Matt to, He's.
Speaker 2: Going hands over here, hands over here. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't even think Hannah.
Speaker 3: Was getting on my bts for me, and I think
Speaker 3: I don't even know whether she knew where I went.
Speaker 3: It was just so random. I couldn't see a thing,
Speaker 3: and He's going look this way, look this way, look
Speaker 3: this way.
Speaker 2: And I'm going, oh my god, if I turned my
Speaker 2: head anymore, I'm going to vomit. What's going on?
Speaker 3: Anyway? Back on the Red Carpet? Finished the whole thing
Speaker 3: in We Get Brittany, how was your experience on the
Speaker 3: Red Carpet Because you didn't.
Speaker 2: Wear any undies or a brah and you had a
Speaker 2: see through.
Speaker 1: His dress, it all went wrong? Okay, So Matt and
Speaker 1: I were live on my Instagram getting ready in the room,
Speaker 1: which was so fun going, like we just did our makeup.
Speaker 3: I said, I.
Speaker 1: Wanted to get my makeup done in half an hour.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, okay, I'm doing this in half
Speaker 1: an hour. Every interruption that could have happened happened on
Speaker 1: that life. Yeah, And so then I got ready and
Speaker 1: I finished, and you were doing your makeup on the live.
Speaker 1: So then I thought I'm just gonna get dressed. So
Speaker 1: I got dressed and then I showed everyone my dress
Speaker 1: on the live and then everyone's like it's see through,
Speaker 1: like we can see your undies and your bum crack,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, fucking great. I don't have any like
Speaker 1: spanks or anything. I can't wear spanks because it hurts
Speaker 1: my back. Does anyone else have that? Because I think
Speaker 1: it's like the tightness My back aches, so I just
Speaker 1: can't do spanks. But it was definitely the kind of
Speaker 1: dress that I didn't know that it was see through.
Speaker 1: I tried it on at home like one night, so
Speaker 1: I didn't notice it was see through. So anyway, I've
Speaker 1: basically flashed my nipples and my ass crack on Instagram Live,
Speaker 1: which we didn't even care because we had so many
Speaker 1: trees so that I had like neutral undies on you
Speaker 1: could see them through it like a g string, but
Speaker 1: everyone could see it. So then MAPS going, now go
Speaker 1: put the black undies on so that I'm changing into
Speaker 1: my black undies come back on the live show. Everyone
Speaker 1: I was like, nah, we can steal steck.
Speaker 2: That was worse. The butt crack was worse with the black,
Speaker 2: and so then.
Speaker 1: It was just this big thing on the Instagram Live.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile there's like five or six hundred people.
Speaker 2: Watching, and then we voted and undies. Everyone went no undies, so.
Speaker 1: I wore no undies to the acres and then I
Speaker 1: was so worried, like it was fine, like you could
Speaker 1: still see my bum crack regardless, because you can't hide
Speaker 1: your bum crack no matter what color undies you got on.
Speaker 1: But then I was really nervous that we were going
Speaker 1: on the red carpet, it was going to be flash
Speaker 1: photography and my dress is fucking see through.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: Luckily the dress on the front, lower part, it had
Speaker 1: like this tie feature, so that was like covering the
Speaker 1: lower region. And then it was like a strapless dress
Speaker 1: with like a fold over my boobs. But if that
Speaker 1: crept up, which it was creeping up all the time,
Speaker 1: you know what, off the shoulder things alike, you could
Speaker 1: see my nips. So I was just going onto that
Speaker 1: red carpet so worried that I was going to get
Speaker 1: a flash photo and you're going to see my nipples.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But I think it was fine.
Speaker 2: It's fine. I think everyone was distracted by my balls
Speaker 2: hanging out.
Speaker 1: Good Somewhere out there on the internet is photos of
Speaker 1: your balls hanging below your address and mine nipples shining
Speaker 1: through mine. God trust us.
Speaker 3: A room full of professional es themed guests, you know,
Speaker 3: Radygo Royalty in the room, and here we are on
Speaker 3: the red carpet with our private parts on display for everyone.
Speaker 2: I mean, you can't make this shit up, can you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: But it was fun. And then at the end of
Speaker 1: the red carpet, probably the highlight. One of the highlights
Speaker 1: of my nights was I saw this lady, this woman,
Speaker 1: and I thought she was on the Saddle Club. I
Speaker 1: think it was Lisa from the Saddle Club for any
Speaker 1: of you that watched it. She came over and was
Speaker 1: talking to some people that I was talking to, and
Speaker 1: then I was like hello, like nice to meet you,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, said you were on the Saddle Club
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh yeah. And so I had
Speaker 1: like a fango moment with the girl that plays Lisa
Speaker 1: on This was Lisa on the Saddle. Yeah, the brunette
Speaker 1: one with the middle part in like a pony, And
Speaker 1: that was just the highlight of my night. Got a
Speaker 1: selfie with her, but not on my phone. It was
Speaker 1: on her phone. So I'm gonna have to hunt that
Speaker 1: down and get her to send it to me so
Speaker 1: I can put it in our broadcast channel. But I
Speaker 1: just had a fangirl moment met her, and yeah, the
Speaker 1: red carpet was fine.
Speaker 2: The red carpet was good.
Speaker 3: Now when we get in to the actual acras ceremony,
Speaker 3: we sit down, the drinks are flowing. I'm now on
Speaker 3: the Savvy Bees. I think I knocked back about twelve,
Speaker 3: and it.
Speaker 1: Was one of those events where there was no bar,
Speaker 1: like the waiters just kept coming around with like the red,
Speaker 1: the white, and the sparkling and they were the only
Speaker 1: options as well, which is so dangerous. So yeah, we
Speaker 1: were on the savvy bes.
Speaker 2: We will talk as well. We got a three course
Speaker 2: meal entree pork belly o.
Speaker 1: My entree grata. You know how you usually go to
Speaker 1: those events in like a big events thing and it's
Speaker 1: like chicken and steak, but they're like gross. The food
Speaker 1: was fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 3: The mains were We both had steaks, didn't we And
Speaker 3: there's also salmon as well, but I don't like salmon.
Speaker 2: I don't eat seafoods.
Speaker 1: See well mine was salmon.
Speaker 2: But swapped it with the girl next ye yeah, whichause they.
Speaker 1: Weren't there yet, so I just did a quick swap
Speaker 1: and gave her the salmon.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But the steak was oh delicious and whatever that
Speaker 3: little there was like a baked kind of like either
Speaker 3: potaotato with a little.
Speaker 2: Bit of some sort of something on choco.
Speaker 3: To be honest, Oh, it was just beautiful really, I mean,
Speaker 3: and for an event like that where you're serving what
Speaker 3: it would have been like a thousand people in the room.
Speaker 3: You reckon like to serve that and get the food
Speaker 3: so right and fabulous. Oh, the steak was jersey that
Speaker 3: whatever that potato thing was, ate it up. And then
Speaker 3: dessert was little like Lemington's. I think I had a
Speaker 3: vanilla Leamington.
Speaker 1: See I didn't have any of those.
Speaker 3: Oh I had three, so they were gorgeous. And then
Speaker 3: of course sinking back all the drinks. They had all
Speaker 3: these performances. I'm up dancing. Everyone ever run around me
Speaker 3: until the last performance. So there were like two performances.
Speaker 3: I was up dancing, no one else in the room
Speaker 3: up dancing. I'm going to get up. I'm literally telling
Speaker 3: people get up.
Speaker 2: I'm that person going get out your seats.
Speaker 3: And then by the end there was like a rock
Speaker 3: band at the end, so everyone had had like a
Speaker 3: lot of drinks. Were called the Screaming Jets. I have
Speaker 3: no clue who they are, but I was so drunk.
Speaker 3: I knew every word the.
Speaker 1: Forming Newcastle all the time at pubs.
Speaker 3: Probably, so then everyone was up and I'm swinging my
Speaker 3: napkin round and everything. I've had to walk into nov
Speaker 3: today and like I was ready to apologize for my actions,
Speaker 3: but everyone's like, no, you were so fun, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: thank god, because it's a fine line to walk, isn't it.
Speaker 3: But anyway, and then after the acres, we went downstairs
Speaker 3: to the after party, yes.
Speaker 1: Which was in the old Marquee nightclub. It's closed down,
Speaker 1: and that just went from zero to one hundred as well.
Speaker 3: Fuck so fast.
Speaker 1: You don't understand, like all of a sudden, this nightclub
Speaker 1: was pumping. Matt was like, we got the booth right
Speaker 1: at the front next to the DJ. Matt was doing
Speaker 1: a performance for the whole club.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it's because you have to understand.
Speaker 3: We went from like a sit down awards ceremony, which
Speaker 3: I will also give the actress credit that it was
Speaker 3: very fast, like it.
Speaker 2: Didn't drag on.
Speaker 3: It was like here are the dominatus, here's the winner,
Speaker 3: onto the next one. Here at the dominus, here's the winner.
Speaker 3: There was no no one was. There was like one
Speaker 3: or two awards who got to do a speech, but
Speaker 3: the rest kind of like took a photo backstage and
Speaker 3: just got on stage to get their award. So to go,
Speaker 3: from the actress where we're sitting down having a three
Speaker 3: course meal straight into Marquee, which, by the way, everyone
Speaker 3: goes straight down. So like as soon as we walked in,
Speaker 3: we were one of the first to walk in, but
Speaker 3: within thirty seconds it was that capacity.
Speaker 1: Like a DJ I fucking happening.
Speaker 2: It's all going off. I don't know what's happened to me.
Speaker 3: I'm like at the front of the DJ deck, you know,
Speaker 3: dancing going crazy, and Kyli Minogue comes on, Well, I've
Speaker 3: gone sick, haven't I.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm like, I'm in the dress and the heels.
Speaker 2: I better get up.
Speaker 1: We do videos and say put this in the broadcast channel,
Speaker 1: so you'll find all the videos if you want to
Speaker 1: see our entire night. It is documented in that broadcast channel. Embarrassingly,
Speaker 1: I haven't watched any of them back.
Speaker 2: No I did. We're fine, Oh okay.
Speaker 3: A few people were like in the broadcast and we're like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is a real close friends story. Oh no, this
Speaker 3: will get deleted in the morning. A lot of people saying,
Speaker 3: hopefully none of this gets deleted.
Speaker 2: We have no shame.
Speaker 1: No, it's we get drunk, leave me alone. Exactly right.
Speaker 2: It was our night off and we never get to
Speaker 2: do things like that.
Speaker 1: So it was fun, good time.
Speaker 2: No, none of it's getting deleted.
Speaker 3: And then Marquee okay, so after party was fun, Camp
Speaker 3: did a little performance. Then we were like, let's bounce
Speaker 3: because we'll go somewhere else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which it's my biggest regret, oh.
Speaker 3: Really, because you have to understand that, like the after
Speaker 3: party is full of like, you know, industry people, so
Speaker 3: it's like their chance to have their night out as well.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I didn't want to be the
Speaker 3: attacking influencers who were just like in the DJ booths
Speaker 3: being like hi. So I was like, I think we
Speaker 3: just wrap it up and let the Nova team, you know,
Speaker 3: have fun together because they never get to do that.
Speaker 3: So we bounced, and I thought it was a good decision,
Speaker 3: but Brittany did not.
Speaker 1: No, that's my only one regret. I just wish I
Speaker 1: stayed at the after party longer. But I didn't want
Speaker 1: to leave you because Okay, so all fucking week Matt
Speaker 1: had been so excited to go clubbing with you.
Speaker 2: Yes, so, because all year we've been trying.
Speaker 1: To Yeah see, But I think the thing that did
Speaker 1: it for me was in between us leaving the acres
Speaker 1: and getting to the club and getting in the club.
Speaker 1: It was like a two hour window. No yeah, no,
Speaker 1: yeah no, because no, yeah.
Speaker 2: No, your timing's way off, So it was like an
Speaker 2: hour no.
Speaker 1: We left the acres at like ten and we.
Speaker 2: Didn't get No, it was eleven. I told Toby to
Speaker 2: come at eleven.
Speaker 1: No, ten thirty.
Speaker 3: No, I'm getting the text message. Okay, you're wrong, seriously.
Speaker 1: It was ten thirty and then he didn't get there too.
Speaker 1: A tiny bit after anyway, because we were all dressed up,
Speaker 1: we went back to my hotel room. Matt had a
Speaker 1: full fucking shower. I took my hair out because it
Speaker 1: was in a really formal hairstyle, and then it was
Speaker 1: just a downhill slope for me. From there, we waited
Speaker 1: for Toby. He came, then we all got Nanuba, we
Speaker 1: went to see one of his friends. Then we finally
Speaker 1: got to this club and it was Charlie XCX night,
Speaker 1: right really exciting, like love Charlie XCX and the whole
Speaker 1: brat thing. So it was Brat Knight. Apparently Matt always
Speaker 1: gets VIP entry into this club because he's got like
Speaker 1: a membership or whatever. But then because it was Charlie
Speaker 1: XCX night, we couldn't get the VIP entry and it
Speaker 1: was so busy, mind you, mad As saying to me,
Speaker 1: I've never seen this place this busy.
Speaker 3: So apart from like Marti Guan, but I just need
Speaker 3: a post pandemic. It used to be like that all
Speaker 3: the time, right, but post pandemic like no, you there's
Speaker 3: never a line.
Speaker 1: Like ah, so then we okay. Also, it's freezing all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, and so we're waiting in the freezing
Speaker 1: for like fucking twenty minutes to get into the club,
Speaker 1: and you know when it's just like, oh, I'm just
Speaker 1: I can't, like I'm in this line, I'm fucking freezing.
Speaker 1: It's been like over an hour since we left the
Speaker 1: after party. To me, like the night has just got
Speaker 1: to keep going like bang bang bang. If you slow
Speaker 1: down then I'm done. Right, So we finally got in.
Speaker 2: I love a break, I love intermission.
Speaker 1: Now I've got to keep going. And so we get
Speaker 1: in finally after like twenty minutes of waiting outside, which
Speaker 1: is fine, Like good on them for having such a
Speaker 1: busy night. I've never seen so many people in a
Speaker 1: club in my whole fucking life. It's in there. There's
Speaker 1: good music playing, like all Charlie XCX music. But it's
Speaker 1: like people if they were like a can of sardines,
Speaker 1: you know, when your shoulders are never not being bashed
Speaker 1: by someone else's shoulders and you can't walk a step,
Speaker 1: like you actually have to barge through people. It was
Speaker 1: like that, and I'm like, no, this is a fucking disaster.
Speaker 2: Which is so funny because I'm loving.
Speaker 1: That, oh, having the time of your life. And they're like,
Speaker 1: come on, let's get up on this stage. There's like
Speaker 1: six hundred people on this tiny little stage. We get
Speaker 1: up there and I'm like, I'm just fucking done, and
Speaker 1: it's just like I can't explain to you, like how
Speaker 1: many people were in this night club, Like your shoulders
Speaker 1: are constantly touching someone else's and because everyone's dancing, it's
Speaker 1: just like you're getting bashed from side to side. Yes,
Speaker 1: I will say, though I've never really been to a
Speaker 1: club like that, Like would you say it's just a
Speaker 1: gay club, Like I've never really been to like a
Speaker 1: gay club, or maybe I have, but not, Like I
Speaker 1: got busy and big, and I will say the one
Speaker 1: thing that I loved was just like how everyone just
Speaker 1: seemed to not care and they were all just having
Speaker 1: a really good time. It is so different. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I can fully like mentally, I was just sober and
Speaker 1: ready to go to bed. But I did love like
Speaker 1: looking around, like there was like a cage across from us.
Speaker 1: We were on this stage and there was the cage.
Speaker 1: There was just a guy in him, just undies and
Speaker 1: he was just swinging off the cage, dancing like he
Speaker 1: was in his own music video. Yeah, and I was
Speaker 1: like fucking oath and everyone was just like having a
Speaker 1: good time. I met a couple of people like you're
Speaker 1: the fake girl, and I thought that was really cool.
Speaker 1: But it was just so good, and it was just
Speaker 1: so different to like a regular club where they'd be
Speaker 1: like straight guys and whatever. Yeah, like that's what I
Speaker 1: did really like to see just everyone just letting their
Speaker 1: hair down having fun. Everyone was dancing, no one cared,
Speaker 1: people had no clothes on, like it was just I
Speaker 1: loved that and I wish I could have longer. But
Speaker 1: it got to a point where the shoulder barging, like
Speaker 1: and just getting knocked around, Like if you're not fully
Speaker 1: into it, then it's just not enjoyable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just got to embrace it, you know.
Speaker 1: But I'm already like two hours sober by this point.
Speaker 2: Oh you were not. I not a drink. They've got
Speaker 2: a bar.
Speaker 1: It was like twenty people deep. I wasn't gonna they.
Speaker 2: Moved quickly there though I know what they're doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just so it got to like one fifteen
Speaker 1: or something and I was like, I'm gonna go. Matt,
Speaker 1: you stay, Toby, you stay, so off I went went home,
Speaker 1: had a shower, best decision ever. Nice, Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: stayed out.
Speaker 3: Oh and we had the best night, Like we actually
Speaker 3: were like that was one of the best nights we've
Speaker 3: ever had out in such a long time because we
Speaker 3: literally stayed till closed, which is so embarrassing. The DJ
Speaker 3: was so good though, like the music just we kept
Speaker 3: kind of saying like, oh, you know, when a shit
Speaker 3: song comes home, we might we might leave, And then.
Speaker 2: That just never happened.
Speaker 1: The lights time on.
Speaker 2: It had been there.
Speaker 3: When the lights come on and they say everybody out,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: And then we were like we're not done, like we want.
Speaker 3: To go somewhere else, which we we couldn't find anywhere open,
Speaker 3: but we we wanted to like keep going, Like I
Speaker 3: was like, why not, so Yeah, it was all the
Speaker 3: savvy bees keeping me and the light chi martinis and
Speaker 3: the champagne and the vodka climb sodas and the vocal
Speaker 3: lemonades and the vodka cokes.
Speaker 1: See, look, at least we can say we've been like
Speaker 1: out clubbing together. But I think I've just come to
Speaker 1: the realization that I am just retired from clubbing. But
Speaker 1: I will say as well, like that place was like
Speaker 1: hectically busy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a very very busy night and the
Speaker 3: different levels and everywhere's full.
Speaker 2: But even on a like regular night, like.
Speaker 3: It's still very similar to that, Like it's it's there's
Speaker 3: still a lot of people and there's still the shoulder bumping.
Speaker 3: But I think it's just like about you know how
Speaker 3: your your attitude like towards that. Like I think if
Speaker 3: you weren't done, and you were in a better mood,
Speaker 3: like you would have just embraced the.
Speaker 1: Like I went back to the room, there was that
Speaker 1: hour of like showering and whatever. I was just done,
Speaker 1: and it just it just makes me.
Speaker 2: Imagine me going and shoulder barging in that dress and heels.
Speaker 1: I had to get you, did you did? I think
Speaker 1: for me, my ideal night is going out for a
Speaker 1: five thirty dinner and having one cocktails, great food, good company,
Speaker 1: and then staying there having more cocktails, then going to
Speaker 1: like a little bar cocktail lounge kind of thing and
Speaker 1: just sitting down. There might be a mini dance floor,
Speaker 1: you know, when a couple people get up, and then
Speaker 1: being home by midnight. That is my ideal good night.
Speaker 2: I can't relate. I want to be swinging from the roof,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: I want to be in a cage, naked boys around
Speaker 3: me in the undies. You know.
Speaker 1: I might even go to a pub, like just sitting
Speaker 1: at the drinking all night on the bar.
Speaker 3: I want to lay on the bar shots. What do
Speaker 3: you call it when your body shots?
Speaker 1: Let's go find me at the bowling sitting outside having drinks.
Speaker 1: That's me, That's who I am.
Speaker 2: I've decided different strokes, different strokes.
Speaker 3: Well, there you go. That's a that's fun. I was
Speaker 3: just about to wrap up, but we haven't done a
Speaker 3: royal flush. We should probably get up. We should probably
Speaker 3: do something related to the Internet in this episode. So
Speaker 3: it's time for our Royal Flush of the week.
Speaker 2: Please please be upstanding for the Royal Flush. What have
Speaker 2: you got for me this week? Wait? What if I got? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What have you got?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: God? For God? I wrote this? Okay?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Okay? So I saw a TikTok my royal flush of
Speaker 2: the week.
Speaker 3: It's actually a bit of a conversation starter, and I mean,
Speaker 3: we've been pretty rogue in this episode already, so we
Speaker 3: may as well continue the fact. But I've got a
Speaker 3: question for you. When you get your period, do you
Speaker 3: get shooting ass pain?
Speaker 1: Okay? So I've seen everyone talking about this, and I like,
Speaker 1: luckily I've never experienced this shooting ass pain. But I've
Speaker 1: seen a lot of people talking about period and like
Speaker 1: the shooting pains. Okay, I will say that you do
Speaker 1: get period poos and they're just like explosive, whoa.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I've.
Speaker 1: Never experienced a shooting.
Speaker 2: Pain, and I do have a different opinion.
Speaker 1: You look like pains up your ass, Hannah.
Speaker 2: Do you get the shooting pains in your ass?
Speaker 1: No? She's saying, no, Do you want to go.
Speaker 2: Google girls shooting pain, shooting ass pain period?
Speaker 3: Because the reason I bring this up is I saw
Speaker 3: a TikTok, Right, So I've known that, like it's a
Speaker 3: common thing for people who get a period to have
Speaker 3: shooting us pain, which is a shooting pain in the
Speaker 3: asshole and no explanation to it. Nothing, but but I
Speaker 3: thought it was just something that came along when you
Speaker 3: had your period.
Speaker 2: It Well, I saw a TikTok.
Speaker 3: From someone that said, I just found out the boys
Speaker 3: experience shooting ass pain as well, and my life has
Speaker 3: changed forever. And then I'm reading all these comments from
Speaker 3: like straight men who are like, I can't believe there
Speaker 3: are other men like me who also get shooting ass pain.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say, I've never had shooting ass pain
Speaker 3: in my life, but fuck, am I missing out?
Speaker 2: I was hoping you could like take me through.
Speaker 1: I've had a talking about it on TikTok recently as well,
Speaker 1: but I've never experienced out of my period. I definitely
Speaker 1: get like bad period pains and everything, but never up
Speaker 1: the ass.
Speaker 2: Okay says it causes the pelvic floor to go back down.
Speaker 3: What does that say, go Google girl, causes muscles in
Speaker 3: the pelvic floor to contract assaulting in pelvic pain.
Speaker 1: On I get really bad lower back pain, like right
Speaker 1: in my lower back. And I'll tell you a great
Speaker 1: hack for all of you out there who do get
Speaker 1: a period, and if you get really bad lower back pain,
Speaker 1: I lay on the ground on my stomach and then
Speaker 1: I make AJ sit on my like lower lower backslash
Speaker 1: bum and just the pressure of AJ with his full
Speaker 1: weight sitting on my back and then my stomach like
Speaker 1: pressing into the hard ground. Get him to do that
Speaker 1: for ten minutes and then the pains are gone. And
Speaker 1: every month I'm like, can you please sit on my back?
Speaker 1: And he's like, for fuck sake, yeah.
Speaker 3: My back is like constantly fucked at the moment. But
Speaker 3: it's probably because I swing from the roof and dance
Speaker 3: any cage with anyway. But Sky and I have been
Speaker 3: doing couple stretches recently, so he, you know, holds onto
Speaker 3: my leg while he hangs off the edge of the
Speaker 3: bed to stretch his back, and then I'm in like
Speaker 3: the fetal position with my arms out holding his arms.
Speaker 1: He's like me stretching like all the time. I never
Speaker 1: do fucking stretches, but then I see those videos. It's like,
Speaker 1: here's the stretches you should do every day, and there's
Speaker 1: like so many benefits.
Speaker 3: There's a real good one where he sits cross to
Speaker 3: stretch him. He sits no it's yes. He sits cross
Speaker 3: legged on the floor and then I'm on the bed
Speaker 3: with my legs on his legs, and then I pull
Speaker 3: his arms up above his head, so my feet are
Speaker 3: like pushing down on the bottom half of him, but
Speaker 3: pulling the top half up right, and it stretches out
Speaker 3: his back and realigns it. It's a really good one
Speaker 3: because I've done that one too, and that just sets
Speaker 3: me right. But anyway, well that was a bit of
Speaker 3: a foil of a royal flush. But I was going
Speaker 3: to talk about shooting ass pain, but no one in
Speaker 3: the building has had it. So Scrollers, if you've had
Speaker 3: shooting ass paint, keep the conversation going in our Scrollers
Speaker 3: group chat plays.
Speaker 2: We'll have like a little you know, as we do
Speaker 2: each week.
Speaker 1: You know, we forgot that last week.
Speaker 2: Oh the episode thread.
Speaker 3: Yeah sorry sorry, but yeah, when we put the episode
Speaker 3: thread in, just give us. Look, I'd love some stories.
Speaker 3: I have you ever had shooting ass pain while driving?
Speaker 3: And what's happened there? When's the most awkward time you've
Speaker 3: had shooting us pain?
Speaker 2: You know? How has you know?
Speaker 3: I can't imagine your wedding day and you're trying to
Speaker 3: do your bows and you've got shooting ass pain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's a real.
Speaker 3: Pandemic out there. Anyway, that's my flush. It was a
Speaker 3: bit of a fail, but we're moving on to yours now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well my royal flush. It's just this lady on
Speaker 1: TikTok that I saw. Her name is Nicole's. She looks
Speaker 1: like she's a nurse. I don't know, she's in scrubs
Speaker 1: or something. Mum of eight kids, fucking says it in
Speaker 1: her bio and registered nurse. So she posted a rant
Speaker 1: on the weekend about KFC.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just.
Speaker 1: Listened to this. Sorry, Nicole, I'm calling you out.
Speaker 4: I'm so fucking angry. CAFC make my blood boil.
Speaker 1: Like, first of all, it's just AFC, Like really, I
Speaker 1: wish this was the problem that I had.
Speaker 2: I love that I know exactly where this is going.
Speaker 4: We don't get CAFC very often, but Hot and Spicy
Speaker 4: is out and it is one of my favorite things
Speaker 4: in the whole world.
Speaker 1: And if you live in Australia, well in.
Speaker 4: Melbourne, you'll know that Hot and Spicy is not on
Speaker 4: their regular menu, so it comes out maybe two or
Speaker 4: three times a year. So I thought, okay, Friday night,
Speaker 4: who will get KFC?
Speaker 1: The way she's breathing like she is really fucking raled
Speaker 1: up over there.
Speaker 4: I walked in that at twenty five past five. My
Speaker 4: receipt says I ordered at five thirty. I said, can
Speaker 4: I have the giant feast or with a hot and spicy?
Speaker 1: The way she's like like she's by the way, she's
Speaker 1: like outside in the car, when.
Speaker 2: As like, wait, we'll get to the end, but I'm
Speaker 2: thinking of something. We'll say it at the end.
Speaker 1: Keet going did fifteen minutes, Oh no, not fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: For the order a.
Speaker 2: Giant feat It was like, what do you want it?
Speaker 2: In thirty seconds? You're gonna have raw chicken, babe, Like
Speaker 2: you gotta be in there.
Speaker 4: The young girl passed me in my order and I said, oh,
Speaker 4: is it all hot and spice? She just said yes,
Speaker 4: your bed. I said, look, I'm just gonna check it
Speaker 4: because we live half an hour away and every time
Speaker 4: I order it's wrong. What do you know, open it up.
Speaker 4: It's all original chicken. And I said to her hot
Speaker 4: and spicy. She turned around and looked at the chicken
Speaker 4: and said, oh, we don't have any hot and spicy
Speaker 4: at the moment, I said.
Speaker 2: So you so that's cooked. You know, I'm with her
Speaker 2: so far.
Speaker 1: She should have said, like the person should have said
Speaker 1: we don't have any Hot and Spicy when she ordered.
Speaker 3: And also like for that girl to be like it's
Speaker 3: to say, yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the correct thing, lazy.
Speaker 2: So right now I'm on her side.
Speaker 4: Fucking packed my order.
Speaker 1: She's wading there was no Hot and Spicy you ordered.
Speaker 4: I mean you packed it as original and you gave
Speaker 4: it to me without saying anything. And she's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I said, get the manager.
Speaker 2: Not get them.
Speaker 4: Mar did you come and said, oh, there's a twenty
Speaker 4: minute way on Hot and Spicy. I said, that's fine,
Speaker 4: as long as it's correct. Twenty minutes went past. I
Speaker 4: stood up and I went to the counter and I said,
Speaker 4: how much longer I am the Hot and Spicy? Mind you,
Speaker 4: by this time the place was packed. There's about twenty
Speaker 4: more people in there.
Speaker 1: And the younger to fucking speed this up, honestly, okay,
Speaker 1: goes Oh, it's up, and.
Speaker 4: I said the many times over, I said, I need
Speaker 4: someone to pack that ording out to be meeting. Wait
Speaker 4: it's too fast, Yeah, goes by, and the manager's like, oh,
Speaker 4: calling out these numbers. Oh, I've done that one. You
Speaker 4: packed that one, and I've done that one. I said,
Speaker 4: so who's doing my order? And one of the kids
Speaker 4: goes I am.
Speaker 3: I said, okay, call yeah, Look, I'm I just want
Speaker 3: to say.
Speaker 2: That I'm like laughing with her, not at her, like
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 3: She's actually the most theatrical like storyteller that this is like.
Speaker 1: He's really dragging it out, like I'm.
Speaker 2: Just really enjoying listening for your misfortune is.
Speaker 4: Packing someone else's order? And he calls out someone else's
Speaker 4: number and I said.
Speaker 1: When next year? That's a bit rude, and he walked off.
Speaker 4: So then he comes back with my order and I said,
Speaker 4: it's still wrong.
Speaker 1: There's no popcorn chicken in there.
Speaker 4: Oh, I said, go get the manager.
Speaker 1: Not go and get them the manager.
Speaker 4: The manager comes back and said, what are you going
Speaker 4: to do about this? I said, this is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I said, every single time we order from here, it's wrong,
Speaker 4: and we don't see this.
Speaker 1: What gets me, like, every single time we order from here,
Speaker 1: it's wrong. Why do people keep going back to the
Speaker 1: same place? Right, Like, especially like me being in business,
Speaker 1: I've had people, let's say, going to a Fate store
Speaker 1: and maybe whoever was working was having a shit day
Speaker 1: and they didn't get greeted by like my fate employee.
Speaker 1: Like you know, people will go out of their way
Speaker 1: to contact me and say, I went into your store
Speaker 1: and I was ignored, and I've never gone back there again.
Speaker 1: And I feel like those people would never come back
Speaker 1: to a Fate store again. But why is it with
Speaker 1: fast food places that people are constantly let down? Like
Speaker 1: you know, when you go to Macca's and the soft
Speaker 1: serve machine isn't working, or the milkshake maga is fucking broken,
Speaker 1: why do people keep going back?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, when I worked at McDonald's, I actually found
Speaker 3: out that eighty five percent of it, I think it
Speaker 3: was like eighty six point three percent of people who
Speaker 3: say I will never come back here come back to
Speaker 3: the store and purchase again.
Speaker 2: When it comes to.
Speaker 1: I don't get why people can't come back if you
Speaker 1: constantly let down.
Speaker 3: I think it's actually God, we don't have time to
Speaker 3: get into this, but I think it's a much deeper
Speaker 3: conversation around the fact that society thinks that people who
Speaker 3: work in fast food restaurants are just lesser human beings
Speaker 3: than other people, so they can get treated differently. Like her,
Speaker 3: just one issue and straight away going get the manager
Speaker 3: after one issue, Like I wouldn't ask for a manager unless,
Speaker 3: like until the third thing has been wrong, and you know,
Speaker 3: I probably still wouldn't ask for a manager because I
Speaker 3: trust that the person serving me can actually do their job, because,
Speaker 3: like I just I just have such a problem with
Speaker 3: one the way that people treat fast food workers and
Speaker 3: the notion that they're like the dumbest people when reality is,
Speaker 3: when I worked at McDonald's, I was working with really
Speaker 3: smart people who were paying their way through university and
Speaker 3: things like that.
Speaker 2: Because obviously I'm on day shift.
Speaker 3: I mean the high school kids that are fourteen and
Speaker 3: they don't know how to put two chips together to
Speaker 3: make a meal. Sure, I get that, but that's the
Speaker 3: other thing is like you're yelling at like a fifteen
Speaker 3: year old, Like, how does that make you feel good?
Speaker 1: We're only like halfway through the ramp. It keeps going on.
Speaker 2: I'll fuck her off, I'm for it. Is there anything else?
Speaker 2: She says? That's well, She goes on.
Speaker 1: To talk about like the training of the staff and everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, play it, We'll see what happens.
Speaker 3: Hang on.
Speaker 4: I got out of it and it's like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 4: I do appreciate your patience.
Speaker 1: I did I have money?
Speaker 4: Oh no, what do you say? I have coached my
Speaker 4: worker to triple check for the orders and I said, yeah,
Speaker 4: but you've coached them and it's still wrong. The second time,
Speaker 4: it's like, well, what would you want me to say
Speaker 4: to want a refund? So okay, so I'm still taking
Speaker 4: my food. I was so angry, and I'm not normally
Speaker 4: an angry person. It just boils my blood. And by
Speaker 4: the time I got out of there, as I said,
Speaker 4: there was about twenty more people waiting. There was about
Speaker 4: ten people just scrolling on their phone will and really
Speaker 4: quite happy to wait. The other ten people look like
Speaker 4: they're gonna punch someone out. Seriously. Oh my gosh, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 4: Even in the end, it's like, what would you like
Speaker 4: me to do with it?
Speaker 1: Say?
Speaker 4: Well, what can you?
Speaker 1: What can you do? I just don't get this. So
Speaker 1: I feel like this video is my anti Royal flash.
Speaker 1: I just saw this, and I get it. It's frustrating
Speaker 1: if you're going somewhere and they get your order wrong.
Speaker 1: But secondly, like if this is your only problem that
Speaker 1: you have in the world, Like why are you jumping
Speaker 1: on social media to rant about this? Like it sounds
Speaker 1: like she got exactly what she wanted, she got a refund,
Speaker 1: she got out of there, and she's gonna go back again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so why go back another time?
Speaker 1: I know? So why the massive ran And then the
Speaker 1: comments are very mixed, like someone says, let's abuse fast
Speaker 1: food workers. What a fantastic attitude.
Speaker 2: Right, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just I just feel like it's I think it's
Speaker 3: got a lot to do as well. Drive through it's
Speaker 3: a real big one, like the you know, talking over
Speaker 3: the speaker, Like people they don't see your face to
Speaker 3: begin with, so they haven't made a connection with you,
Speaker 3: so they think they can be rude to you. And
Speaker 3: then they get to the window. They're in the comfort
Speaker 3: of their car, so they feel secure because they feel
Speaker 3: safe and secure driving their own vehicle, so they can
Speaker 3: say whatever they want to you at the drive through window.
Speaker 3: But also it's just like I'm so sorry, but like
Speaker 3: if not getting a piece of fucking cheese on your
Speaker 3: cheese burger, or like you've asked for no pickles and
Speaker 3: it comes with a pickle is the worst thing that
Speaker 3: ever happened to you in your make your own food
Speaker 3: at home babe, Like it's I mean, and I so
Speaker 3: get it from the customer's perspective as well, that like
Speaker 3: you'd expect that everyone can do their job properly to
Speaker 3: we're all fun. Make sure then everyone's human, which I
Speaker 3: can understand because from working there, it's actually not hard
Speaker 3: to read the instructions, Like if a burger comes through
Speaker 3: and says no pickles, why am I getting a pickle?
Speaker 3: So when I get a burger with a pickle on
Speaker 3: it and I've asked for no pickle, you know, I'm
Speaker 3: usually like that's annoying because I know how easy it
Speaker 3: is to actually follow what's coming through. So I get it,
Speaker 3: But like, I'm not gonna throw the fucking burger at
Speaker 3: the manager and scream at people and ask for a
Speaker 3: refund and demand.
Speaker 1: Bloody humans a remake. My thing is if you've been
Speaker 1: that let down so many times before, yeah, don't fucking
Speaker 1: go back. Yeah, don't fucking go back. So it's my
Speaker 1: anti royal flush.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I get riled up. I could talk about
Speaker 3: this all day, but we need to wrap it up.
Speaker 3: We've got to wrap it up.
Speaker 1: Well, that's another episode done with us With Matt, it
Speaker 1: wasn't much of an episode.
Speaker 3: I hope you enjoyed the ares, the acress chat. Maybe
Speaker 3: in Close Friends we can talk about some trending things.
Speaker 2: From the week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we might have to do that now anyway.
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Speaker 3: for listening, Thanks for joining us once again. We'll see
Speaker 3: you on Friday for an episode of Close Friends. Anyway, Love,
Speaker 3: better let you go. Wait I said anyway, Love, that's
Speaker 3: not right. Fuck, I'm still drunk. Anyway, darl I better
Speaker 3: let you go. My god, I've got shooting us pain
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