WEBVTT - It's Mum's gone wild at the races!

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<v Speaker 1>Apodjake Production. Welcome to another episode of am I.

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<v Speaker 2>Have Had Mom? Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We constantly asked the same question.

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<v Speaker 3>It's day in, day out for gift that keeps on

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<v Speaker 3>giving our kids. They just twenty four hours a day,

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<v Speaker 3>seven days a week.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a moment last night of going, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>it is so noisy in this It's so noisy. The

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<v Speaker 1>girls came down for dinner, had dinner, then wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about the whole day, which is great. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so thankful when it's not at eleven pm and we're

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<v Speaker 1>telling us all about this. But it was one of

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<v Speaker 1>those situations where one was telling a story and then

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<v Speaker 1>the other one wanted to get into and then it

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<v Speaker 1>was like, no, stop, it's my story, and there's all

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<v Speaker 1>this going on, and literally it got to the end

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<v Speaker 1>and then someone's put me music on and then someone singing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just went, whoa, it's too loud in here.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've just been through a storm.

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<v Speaker 2>So loud in here? Why is everyone yelling, especially at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the day too.

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<v Speaker 3>I've spoken about this obviously, like you said, eleven pm

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<v Speaker 3>at night, these conversations. My girls are not quite at

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<v Speaker 3>that extent. But the it is tending to get a

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<v Speaker 3>bit later on in the day where I'm getting more conversations.

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<v Speaker 3>But then as a parent, your bandwidth has sort of

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<v Speaker 3>like run short a little bit. I did set was

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<v Speaker 3>doing school pickup and I felt like I was sliding

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<v Speaker 3>down into my seat of the car because there was

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<v Speaker 3>just so much drama getting thrown around this car between

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<v Speaker 3>Gracie and her friends that I do school pickup with.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just making me sort of twitch and that

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<v Speaker 3>I was trying to hide from it. As I was

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<v Speaker 3>driving the car, I was like, this is just too much.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't get any lighter. There's no days where they

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<v Speaker 3>get in the car and it's just like today, it

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<v Speaker 3>was such a great day.

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<v Speaker 2>Never.

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<v Speaker 1>Never, how was your day, Mum, tell me about what

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<v Speaker 1>you've been doing. Never. My bad Mum for allowing adults

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<v Speaker 1>to behave irresponsibly.

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<v Speaker 3>So usually we debrief, right, we haven't debriefed on this,

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<v Speaker 3>so that's what makes me even more excited because I

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<v Speaker 3>love the topic.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we are going to be Mum's gone wild on

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend because we have got tickets to strapbreak day

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<v Speaker 1>we have at Brisbane Racing Club BRC.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where we're going to be yes all day.

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<v Speaker 3>Back in the previous years, when I was getting ready

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<v Speaker 3>for the racers, you'd be like, hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Done, makeup done.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd be swamming around the house having a glass of

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<v Speaker 3>bubbles around brunch time before you were headed for the track.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Now it's kids sport running quick picks.

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<v Speaker 2>Uber's there.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I like sort of gave you a text

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<v Speaker 3>to go. So this weekend Stradbroke Day, What time am

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<v Speaker 3>I aiming for?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So my response to you as to what time you

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<v Speaker 1>should aim for was you aim to get there for

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<v Speaker 1>ten thirty, and then everybody else will get there for

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<v Speaker 1>eleven thirty and hopefully we'll all be there at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time. I was reflecting on previous years at the

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<v Speaker 1>races because over the years we've done a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>race days. It's kind of a brisbee thing. I feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>like you go Saturday as you go to the races,

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<v Speaker 1>and the winter carnival is probably my favorite. Weather is

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<v Speaker 1>usually beautiful, sunny, blue skies, then gets a bit cold

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<v Speaker 1>in the evening, but it's great for the like the

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<v Speaker 1>guys in suits like I them in summer, So winter

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<v Speaker 1>racing carnivals great and Strawbery Day is such a vibe,

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<v Speaker 1>like it is always break day. I was reflecting on

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<v Speaker 1>a previous year when it kind of was our thing

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<v Speaker 1>to invite everybody back after the races, because we normally

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<v Speaker 1>had to get back for a babysitter. Let's get rid

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<v Speaker 1>of her and pay her off and then everyone come

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<v Speaker 1>back to us, and it's like that stop off at

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<v Speaker 1>the bottle shop, the uber on the way back, and

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<v Speaker 1>then ordering pizzas. I was always very responsible, getting the

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<v Speaker 1>kids dinner, getting them showered, and then they'd go to

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<v Speaker 1>bed so they were sorted, and then it was adults

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<v Speaker 1>and it was just adults gone wild downstairs. And there

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<v Speaker 1>was a time where Jay decided it would be fun

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<v Speaker 1>to get on the kids trampoline with a guy friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good, yeah, so two heavy men, like this was

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<v Speaker 1>never in the wind.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to end really well. Two heavy men on

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<v Speaker 2>a child friendly trampoline.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, yep, in the back garden, in the dark, in

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<v Speaker 1>the dark, on the trampoline. Okay, both of them start jumping.

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<v Speaker 3>Wonderful, like I've just wanted to be too mad after

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<v Speaker 3>a race day.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so joyful, like they look like they're really

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<v Speaker 1>having fun. Next thing, massive thud, crack, the trampoline has

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<v Speaker 1>broken in half.

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<v Speaker 2>Perfect And so.

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<v Speaker 1>Then the next day it was the explaining to the

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<v Speaker 1>kids why their trampoline wasn't able to be used because

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<v Speaker 1>the night before two drunken idiots had fallen through the trampoline.

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<v Speaker 1>Thinking oh, we'll take our way. We really can't take

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred kilos. There's only supposed to be.

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<v Speaker 2>One kid on it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, yeah, it's only meant to be give

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<v Speaker 3>me the reaction to the men though, when the thud

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<v Speaker 3>happened on the ground, I would have loved to see

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<v Speaker 3>j go through a trampoline.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I would have loved There was a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Of fun to be had at the races and after

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<v Speaker 1>the races.

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<v Speaker 2>Rage.

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<v Speaker 1>Last time I went to the races, paid fifteen dollars

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<v Speaker 1>outside for a big issue. A fifteen dollars I think,

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<v Speaker 1>I said how much five or something, and I went Jay,

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<v Speaker 1>get some money out, give her.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifteen, Give her fifteen for the big issue. She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>what is wrong with this woman?

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<v Speaker 1>They must get that lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it's a great day for

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<v Speaker 2>her to be there. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I never usually have cash, like in a lamal situation,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have cash on me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 3>Why not stand outside where the bookies have just handed

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<v Speaker 3>your cash all day if you've had.

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<v Speaker 2>A good day to get up on.

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<v Speaker 3>I also admire the fashions going into the field, so

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<v Speaker 3>there's always fashions on the field, right, And obviously this

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<v Speaker 3>weekend again is a weekend where if you're going to

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<v Speaker 3>the races, everyone's basically you got something in the cupboard, right,

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<v Speaker 3>because as a staple, you've got something black or something white,

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<v Speaker 3>and then throw on a touch of red.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit of lippy.

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<v Speaker 3>You're sweet, right, don't even have to go out and

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<v Speaker 3>buy a new outfit. But I love watching the fashions

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<v Speaker 3>go in to the race day as much as I

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<v Speaker 3>love the fashions leaving the race day shoes in hand.

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<v Speaker 3>But like, you know, you've put together a beautiful outfit

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<v Speaker 3>and then all of a sudden, halfway through the day,

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<v Speaker 3>your outfit's sort of like half broken, and you're in

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<v Speaker 3>the toilet trying to like repint it or like together,

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<v Speaker 3>staple it together, or get someone else to like jam

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<v Speaker 3>you in something so that you can hook the eye

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<v Speaker 3>of the dress, but the zip won't go.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I think this weekend's the easiest one to dress for.

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<v Speaker 1>I did that with a dress once it did open

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<v Speaker 1>at the back, and some lovely girl said, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 1>your dress is split at the back, And I did

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<v Speaker 1>find a stapler and I did staple it together, and

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<v Speaker 1>to this day rate that dress has stables in the

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<v Speaker 1>back of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I have walked in on someone pinning their friend up

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<v Speaker 3>against the wall and they're trying to hook the eye

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<v Speaker 3>of the dress in order to try and rejig the

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<v Speaker 3>zip to make the zip go back up because she's

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<v Speaker 3>gone the toilet and it's a one piece. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, this girl's.

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<v Speaker 2>Never gonna we again.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just say it was three quarters through the day,

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<v Speaker 3>so there was a lot of back and forth to

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<v Speaker 3>the bathrooms already. But all their friends were doing was

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<v Speaker 3>just like, no, we will get this zip. You will

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<v Speaker 3>stay at the races. You're not going home yet.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, last time I went to the races, it

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<v Speaker 1>was really busy at the time I was leaving, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was annoying me that I can find Nouba. And

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<v Speaker 1>then this taxi to overage. I said, we're just going

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<v Speaker 1>down to the restaurant Coort Slight for dinner, and this

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<v Speaker 1>TAXI wanted to charge. I think he had fifty dollars

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<v Speaker 1>or something. I was like, I'm going down the road

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like yeah yeah, And I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not kind.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not kind. That's what I'm going to leave it at.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now. I've had a full day at the races.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not kind. Kind better than what I say. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got scooter, E got on scooter.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, girlfriend that put.

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<v Speaker 1>My helme on scootered down. I had so much fun

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<v Speaker 1>in heels. Yeah, in heels, Yeah, heels on a.

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<v Speaker 2>Scooter, heels on at all times.

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<v Speaker 1>I was remarkably balanced in your mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Not everyone else on the road. They were all like,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck with thisitch. She's all over the shop. You get

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<v Speaker 2>your bag on, you get your helmet on, you're riding

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<v Speaker 2>a scooter.

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<v Speaker 3>Like if you you are so much braver than me.

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<v Speaker 3>I absolutely would not have done that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'd rather walk.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I am that person. No, so fine, I love

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<v Speaker 1>those scooters.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I can't have told my kids you can't go

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<v Speaker 3>on there, so it'd be double standards.

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<v Speaker 2>I did think about.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd probably takes your shoes off and hold them. You'd

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<v Speaker 1>probably be.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going to be more of a hazard wearing high

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<v Speaker 3>heels or carrying them in a hand while you're trying

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<v Speaker 3>to like steers?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, half cut.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I figured all I do is stand on it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like I'm riding a bike. It's not like

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<v Speaker 1>the heels are on pedals. Like I just had to

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<v Speaker 1>stand there.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing after this race day this weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>You're riding a pushy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you've all gone to do but for everybody to leave,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting on a scooter. What who has the most fun?

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<v Speaker 1>And we have a discount code. You'll hear it after

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<v Speaker 1>the episode two for one tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not even I stress this so much. Black and

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<v Speaker 3>white is in everyone's cupboard. Everyone's cupboard black and white.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone's got a little black dress.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know so out of the girls is a

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<v Speaker 1>group of ten of us and dm.

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<v Speaker 2>Us on at the Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're coming along, because we we'd love to come

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<v Speaker 1>and say hello to you. Out of the ten girls

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<v Speaker 1>that are coming along, I would say eight are wearing

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<v Speaker 1>old dresses that they've got in their wardrobe.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you one of them? Yeah? Okay, I am good.

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<v Speaker 2>You won't be I'll be all.

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<v Speaker 1>Wearing something really lovely and put everyone into shame.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I'm struggling a bit at the moment, Katie.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm struggling, but it's okay. I've still got a couple

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<v Speaker 2>more days. Watch this space.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be Saturday morning, kids dropping at sport, picking up

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<v Speaker 1>my outfit.

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<v Speaker 3>Kids off to DJs in the city. I'll be back

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<v Speaker 3>and finish a game, stay at the courts.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be back and then I'll just everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Of these situations like on the movie Bad Mum, where

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<v Speaker 1>you'll like swing past on two wheels, getting getting getting

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