Speaker 1: This is the Christy Swan Christmas Special thanks to office
Speaker 1: works on over Ah.
Speaker 2: It is the greatest day of the year.
Speaker 3: Very Christmas, Jack, Very Christmas, Swanie.
Speaker 2: I come bearing gifts for me. Okay, I'm gonna hold
Speaker 2: this up. You're gonna tell me what it is?
Speaker 3: What is it? It is a you? Is it a
Speaker 3: YUEI boom mini roll?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the ultimate ear is mini roll. And I
Speaker 2: did not purchase this for myself. I bought this for
Speaker 2: my mum, Pat Swan. I love that and.
Speaker 3: So she can listen to our show in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: I didn't give it to her. Oh, I bought it
Speaker 2: for her. And then this morning I stole it from
Speaker 2: under the tree because I wanted to, and I just
Speaker 2: thought it's such a great thing and I would use
Speaker 2: it so much. Would she use it as much as me? No,
Speaker 2: So I squirreled it away and I gave her a
Speaker 2: box of Walkers short Break instead, and she was fine
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: Was good.
Speaker 3: She'd be wrapped with that. Hey, we are here with
Speaker 3: you for the next two hours.
Speaker 4: Maybe you're driving to Christmas lunch, maybe you're driving home
Speaker 4: from family gift une wrapping the.
Speaker 2: Whole studio smells like ham burps and gingerbread.
Speaker 3: It sure does.
Speaker 1: Swanny.
Speaker 3: Hey, we've got the great Hugo Weaving joining us.
Speaker 2: How wonderful. I wonder what he brings to a family Christmas.
Speaker 3: Do you think he's the kind of guy that cooks.
Speaker 2: I reckon He's got one signature dish that he does
Speaker 2: every single time and it's an absolute killer.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's ask him. We're also going to have Brook
Speaker 4: warn stop by. She's got some exciting stuff happening at
Speaker 4: the MCG tomorrow for Boxing Day.
Speaker 2: She would have had some over the top Christmases one
Speaker 2: hundred percent.
Speaker 4: We must ask her about them. And hey, we're going
Speaker 4: to ask you guys some questions and to get involved
Speaker 4: in the show. And for doing so you get one
Speaker 4: hundred bucks cash thanks to Office Works.
Speaker 2: Very nice.
Speaker 3: The Christy Swan Christmas Special. Here at Nova, the.
Speaker 5: Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You are listening to the Chrsy Swan Christmas Special. We're
Speaker 2: thrilled to be here and we're thrill that Office Works have.
Speaker 2: I've got on board. I love Christmas as you know. Yeah, boys,
Speaker 2: Jack is here. Thank you for giving up your Christmas Day.
Speaker 2: Appreciate it. My pleasure and Tom, you know you've got
Speaker 2: a very big family, and I was surprised how quickly
Speaker 2: you said, Yes, I'll work Christmas Day, no worries.
Speaker 3: I do you have a big family. Mum, let me
Speaker 3: have the dates.
Speaker 2: And you've been given here since seven am, which was unnecessary,
Speaker 2: but I'm thrilled.
Speaker 4: Well, we had a Katie Lange cover concert downstairs last
Speaker 4: night Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2: Listen. I've told you please stop that. No, we're about
Speaker 2: to go into twenty twenty five together proudly. No, I
Speaker 2: do look like Katie Lang. You don't. I'm happy to
Speaker 2: accept it. We don't. If I say it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 2: Dave O'Neil looks like that too, Katie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like a younger version of Katie Lane.
Speaker 2: You don't though, we don't. Let's do anyway. I have
Speaker 2: bought you Christmas presents and I've waited until today to
Speaker 2: give them to you. They're sort of the same, but friend, great,
Speaker 2: this one's for you, Tom, Yes, thank you so much
Speaker 2: for all your amazing work this year. And you are
Speaker 2: a thrill to work with every time I see you,
Speaker 2: and a great singer. And this one is for you
Speaker 2: and Jack now normally I love presents and I put
Speaker 2: a lot of thought into it. Open them up, you
Speaker 2: don't open them. And this year I've bought you cook
Speaker 2: wear and all that sort of stuff, you know, big
Speaker 2: boy stuff.
Speaker 3: I use that all the time.
Speaker 2: But this year I've bought you one off artwork.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: Yes, because you're you guys.
Speaker 3: God, you're a good gift giver. Would this.
Speaker 2: So it's some.
Speaker 3: It's Christmas Day, tome, don't swear.
Speaker 2: It's by a guy who works out of his own gallery.
Speaker 3: Beautiful.
Speaker 2: I bought you one. I bought you this one, Tom
Speaker 2: because your family is from Sicily.
Speaker 3: So that was that weird text exchange that we had.
Speaker 3: Text me and goes, where are you from in Italy?
Speaker 3: I was like, she goes, is that it?
Speaker 2: I was like, you think, so yeah? So there you
Speaker 2: go there like little little tiles and then I'm beautiful.
Speaker 2: I love that Italian hand and it reminds me of
Speaker 2: you Jack, you sometimes use it.
Speaker 3: I love that emoji.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you know there's coffee and it's pink
Speaker 2: because you're both gay. Anything anyway, there you go, so
Speaker 2: you've got it. I don't know how much artwork you've
Speaker 2: got at home. It might be your first bit, but
Speaker 2: I'm thrilled to start your collection.
Speaker 6: I love.
Speaker 2: Now I'm ready to get my present. What have you
Speaker 2: guys got for me?
Speaker 3: I know we've got some Christmas carols we've got to
Speaker 3: get to. And Brook warns, I'm outside waiting to come
Speaker 3: and chat to us. I wait, I wait, Oh, it's
Speaker 3: all good.
Speaker 4: You're listening to the Christy Swan Christmas Special here at Nova,
Speaker 4: the Cristy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You're listening it to the Christy Swan Christmas Special. And
Speaker 2: I do feel like I've opened the best gift of
Speaker 2: all because the gorgeous Brook worn.
Speaker 7: Hi Christy, Hi Jack.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 2: Thank you for having me look at you pure sunshine?
Speaker 7: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: How are you guys? Good? Thank you very well. Now
Speaker 2: are you going to be getting an early night so
Speaker 2: you can really hit the ground running at the NROMA
Speaker 2: Insurance Boxing Day test tomorrow? Brookie.
Speaker 8: Yes, We're so excited and so grateful for everyone and
Speaker 8: all of our sponsors.
Speaker 7: To be able to make this happen again.
Speaker 8: And Boxing Day just holds such a special place in
Speaker 8: our family's heart. And you know, so many iconic memories
Speaker 8: were made at Boxing Day and we're just so grateful
Speaker 8: to be able to have our shame more legacy heart
Speaker 8: checks again at the Boxing Day test on our health.
Speaker 2: So what does that mean if I was going to go,
Speaker 2: which I'm not, but my brother in law will be there.
Speaker 2: He's there every single Boxing date. It's like a tradition.
Speaker 7: That's fantastic.
Speaker 2: What can I suggest that he does.
Speaker 8: So on our health checks, shame on legacy health checks.
Speaker 8: We have a machine that's able to check for your
Speaker 8: B and I, your blood pressure, your heart age, your
Speaker 8: cholesterol levels as well. So our four minute uninvasive health
Speaker 8: check is what you can do. And also we're gonna
Speaker 8: have stations set up where you can actually get a
Speaker 8: fingerprick check and you can actually check for your cholesterol
Speaker 8: levels and your diabetes risk as well.
Speaker 2: That's awesome, that's so good. So like sixteen minutes, sixteen minutes.
Speaker 8: And basically these tests could potentially save your life. So
Speaker 8: we're gonna have so many machines this year at the
Speaker 8: Boxing Day test, double the amount of last than last year,
Speaker 8: and so we're going to hopefully be able to check
Speaker 8: double the amount of people as well.
Speaker 3: Love it and will you be there all day?
Speaker 2: Brook?
Speaker 7: I will be there all day.
Speaker 8: I'll be there for the whole boxing day test and
Speaker 8: I'm so excited. So yes, very sad.
Speaker 2: What does Christmas Day entail in your family? Like, what
Speaker 2: is the one thing that you guys do that you
Speaker 2: think is a bit unique?
Speaker 8: Well, our Christmas is Christmas for us now is never
Speaker 8: really the same because Dad loved Christmas and he loved birthdays.
Speaker 2: Knew he would, I knew he'd be a fellow Christmas person.
Speaker 8: Like me, I'm the grinchn't like Christmas very much, but
Speaker 8: I'm trying to get back into the Christmas spirit. You must,
Speaker 8: and usually it's it's a whole lot of family time.
Speaker 8: We usually alternate each year, but this year is my
Speaker 8: mum's side of Christmas, so I'm very excited.
Speaker 7: My brother's hosting, so we're super excited.
Speaker 8: But a Christmas tradition for us would be either getting
Speaker 8: in the pool, my mum's chicken sandwiches, my uncle's prawns,
Speaker 8: lemon slice.
Speaker 7: I love lemon slice, which is my favorite.
Speaker 2: So it's not a very traditional Christmas dish. I know it.
Speaker 2: What is your dish because you're a cook this year
Speaker 2: my prawn rolls?
Speaker 3: What kind of role are we talking so little.
Speaker 8: Like a hot dog bun, but a bresh version with prawn's,
Speaker 8: spring onion, garlic, CuPy mayo and a little bit of
Speaker 8: chili with cos lettuce or butter lettuce put in with
Speaker 8: melted butter on the roll and then the prawn mixture
Speaker 8: on top. So I think I'm going to make those
Speaker 8: instead of just grilled prawns.
Speaker 2: That sounds amazing.
Speaker 4: Now you've had a massive year and I feel like
Speaker 4: you have seen two million and five cold Play shows?
Speaker 3: Will here? Can you run us.
Speaker 4: Through where you saw them and how many times you
Speaker 4: actually went okay?
Speaker 8: So I have been lucky enough to go to their
Speaker 8: Wembley shows in twenty twenty two. We went to Perth
Speaker 8: in twenty twenty three, so we did two in Wembley,
Speaker 8: two in Perth, and then we did three in Melbourne
Speaker 8: and then Mum and I went.
Speaker 7: To New Zealand and we did two in New Zealand
Speaker 7: as well.
Speaker 8: So we're so grateful for Chris and the whole Coldplay
Speaker 8: team for it to be able to look after us.
Speaker 7: But yes, Chris is just the best.
Speaker 3: Do you know, like every lyric to every song? Do
Speaker 3: you feel like that now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yes I do. It is seriously the best. It's the
Speaker 7: best concert and if you ever get a chance to go,
Speaker 7: you have to go. It is just the most feel good, positive,
Speaker 7: feel with love.
Speaker 8: Feel with joy, the best energy from start to finish,
Speaker 8: and not to mention, the best music ever.
Speaker 2: I want to ask you, and you're not allowed to
Speaker 2: have Yellow because Yellow is your dad's song for you obviously,
Speaker 2: but for the entire world, that's off the off the table. Up,
Speaker 2: what is your favorite Coldplay song?
Speaker 8: My favorite Coldplay song would probably be Him for the
Speaker 8: Weekend or Viva loveda Oh Wow, all the Scientists, they're
Speaker 8: my top three part from Yellow.
Speaker 4: All right, Brookie, speaking of music, stick around because we
Speaker 4: want to play a game called stump Creasy with you.
Speaker 4: It's been a massive year in Australia for live acts coming,
Speaker 4: so we're going to play a music game right after this.
Speaker 4: It's the Christy Swan Christmas Special here at Nova, The Chrissy.
Speaker 5: Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christy Swan Christmas Special. Brookworn, welcome back,
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 7: It's good to be here with us.
Speaker 2: We had a little prawn cocktail and a hand sandwich
Speaker 2: and you're still here.
Speaker 7: You're still here.
Speaker 2: You've still got me?
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: It was a massive year in music for Australia. We
Speaker 4: had a lot of live international acts come and see us.
Speaker 3: So we're going to play this game Stump Crasy Brook.
Speaker 3: This is where I pick you increasy together in a game.
Speaker 2: And this is kind of a Swan FM's day tradition
Speaker 2: because we always end up doing trivia do you or
Speaker 2: downloading an app exactly like this game.
Speaker 7: Oh, I love that very fun?
Speaker 3: Do you always win? Because your music knowledge is unbelievable?
Speaker 2: Well, my sister's usually there and I learned from the
Speaker 2: best and I have we have both passed on our
Speaker 2: genetic predisposition to ridiculous knowledge of lyrics to my daughter.
Speaker 3: Pick how good is that?
Speaker 7: That's amazing?
Speaker 3: Alrighty, I'm going to play the first two seconds of
Speaker 3: a song.
Speaker 4: And all of these artists have been in Australia this
Speaker 4: year and have performed live, so they should be in
Speaker 4: your brains. Okay, alrighty round and you've got to buzzing
Speaker 4: with the title and.
Speaker 3: Artists shouldn't have had all that egg nog song one.
Speaker 7: I can't help myself.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'll give you a little bit more.
Speaker 2: You know, you know more than me.
Speaker 3: Fret again. What's the song? Are you?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, the one?
Speaker 7: And I didn't get to go bread Again tickets.
Speaker 8: I bought four fake fred again tis because they were
Speaker 8: actually a fangirl night sixteen dollars tickets each.
Speaker 3: I bought five of them.
Speaker 2: I thought, yes, this is.
Speaker 8: So I got got freddageint tickets for sixteen dollars, not
Speaker 8: just a fan night where they played the music.
Speaker 2: And that is the best runner.
Speaker 7: And still didn't get a ticket.
Speaker 4: That show was amazing. You would have loved it, Yeah, already.
Speaker 4: One point to Brook song number two.
Speaker 7: I couldn't hear it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Is it cold point? No, it's
Speaker 3: not Taylor but close. I'll give you one little bit more.
Speaker 2: Song Driver's License. No, No, that's my favorite one guys,
Speaker 2: damn Van, I had that song a million times. That
Speaker 2: little bit that you play did not sound anything like
Speaker 2: Justice at all.
Speaker 4: It starts quite slow. Still one point to Brook song
Speaker 4: number three. These are all artists that have been in
Speaker 4: town this year.
Speaker 2: We're bad at this. That's pink yeah, pill like a
Speaker 2: pial money.
Speaker 9: Better.
Speaker 3: You can give me.
Speaker 2: Jack's favorite artist.
Speaker 3: When I was a kid.
Speaker 4: I would have do pigs backup downs and I had
Speaker 4: posters on the wall. How off brand is up to me?
Speaker 3: Now? Like absolutely not.
Speaker 2: She was very avant garde. Then you were ahead of
Speaker 2: the curve.
Speaker 3: It was already one point each. Song number four.
Speaker 2: Crazy, it's cold Play and it's my favorite song. It sparks.
Speaker 2: I couldn't even hear it.
Speaker 9: Go game.
Speaker 3: I know the song don't Panic.
Speaker 2: Don't Panic beautiful? Why do they call songs that don't
Speaker 2: have the lyrics in them and.
Speaker 7: Song they have to bring back into their set list?
Speaker 3: Don't Panic, It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Parachutes is the best album.
Speaker 3: You've got to stories controverse one point each. This one
Speaker 3: song five is for the win and you get a
Speaker 3: hug from me.
Speaker 2: Chrissy Swift and.
Speaker 7: Cruel Summer.
Speaker 2: So did you go to that show? But I went
Speaker 2: at Wembley, I didn't go to the g I can
Speaker 2: get tickets to the showing Brook.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for coming in. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 7: Merry Christmas guys. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 4: See you at Boxing Day tomorrow. Also, I don't think
Speaker 4: either of you on that that was not great.
Speaker 5: The Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christy Sworn Christmas Special on a
Speaker 2: Christmas Day? What are we even doing here? I know
Speaker 2: we're escaping our loved ones. You are my loved one.
Speaker 2: And last year we did this Christmas show. It was
Speaker 2: an absolute hoot. My favorite part of any meal is
Speaker 2: the Christmas cracker. Yes, is yours too?
Speaker 3: Yeah? They're good for I mean the food, but like
Speaker 3: Christmas cracker, do you.
Speaker 2: Soup them up with fun things in such?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a liar. I think it's lame, and I
Speaker 4: don't do them. I'm not gonna. I just realized I
Speaker 4: was fully lying. Then, like putting a hat on my head,
Speaker 4: I've start my hair. I don't want to put the
Speaker 4: silly hat on my head. Sorry, it's giving grinch, I know,
Speaker 4: but I'm just gonna be honest.
Speaker 2: Mary was a pretty pink hat.
Speaker 4: Because I'm gay, I have to wear a pink one
Speaker 4: suits you. Okay, So I like this tradition that we've started.
Speaker 2: Yes, we have our own Christmas crackers, but inside are
Speaker 2: not those lamer the hat anyway, we have our own
Speaker 2: crackers and inside questions, yes, answer, who's going to go first?
Speaker 3: You go first? Here?
Speaker 2: Two to three? Okay, it was me that time. All right, Jack, Yes,
Speaker 2: what is your current credit card debt?
Speaker 3: Do you would actually know? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me open my up. Guys. This could be
Speaker 3: really grim, this is, but I think.
Speaker 2: It's really freeing to say the number and not be
Speaker 2: to be defined by it. What is the.
Speaker 3: Actual number of what's owed?
Speaker 2: Yeah, read it.
Speaker 3: Out, six hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: And what's the minimum payment?
Speaker 3: A one hundred and sixty dollars?
Speaker 4: Like to make it all right, but I paid off
Speaker 4: every time I get paid, not in full obviously, but
Speaker 4: like I put a good decent amount onto it.
Speaker 2: Good on you, Yeah, ask me what mine is?
Speaker 3: What is your zero credit card debt?
Speaker 2: Zero? I got into so much trouble when I was
Speaker 2: about your raid. No, maybe a bit younger, got a
Speaker 2: credit card, didn't realize that it was still my money.
Speaker 2: I had to pay it back, you know what. I
Speaker 2: was just like, oh my god, I've got to pay
Speaker 2: that what what? And I got in so much trouble
Speaker 2: that now I'm so anxious about I've always got a
Speaker 2: zero balance.
Speaker 3: Alright, let's do this.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what have you got?
Speaker 3: I've got this question? Okay.
Speaker 4: I am one of the only people you speak to
Speaker 4: every single day.
Speaker 3: What is the thing you like most about me?
Speaker 2: What do I like most about you?
Speaker 3: I've got one for you as well. Actually, what I like.
Speaker 2: About you is that you are so reliable and you're
Speaker 2: like a good You're like a big mac oh.
Speaker 3: I love that every.
Speaker 2: Time I see you, no matter where in the world
Speaker 2: or in the office or in the city you are,
Speaker 2: you are the same. And I love that. I didn't
Speaker 2: realize how much I needed that in a friend and
Speaker 2: a colleague.
Speaker 3: I'm glad.
Speaker 2: I really love it. And also, you're never angry. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: you never get angry. I'm never scared of you.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, okay, you know I get sassy, but not angry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a difference. I'm never scared because I'm a
Speaker 2: I can feel people's moods and that if I am
Speaker 2: vaguely scared, they're going to have a cross word at me.
Speaker 2: I like see an enemy, and I've never felt that
Speaker 2: with you, and it's such a relief.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad.
Speaker 4: Mine for you is because someone asked me this the
Speaker 4: other day and I was like, oh, Like it came
Speaker 4: to me straight away.
Speaker 3: I didn't have to think about it.
Speaker 4: You are so non judgmental, and especially with me, given
Speaker 4: with such different lives really outside of your studio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4: Hypothetically, like, for example, if I were to come in
Speaker 4: one day, I mean, obviously this hasn't happened and I'm hungover,
Speaker 4: and as someone that doesn't drink or doesn't really you know,
Speaker 4: have that lifestyle in their life, you're always so So
Speaker 4: you're the first person to get me a diet coke.
Speaker 4: You don't judge ever, and you really care and look
Speaker 4: after me, and I think that, of.
Speaker 2: Course, I trust that you're doing your life the way
Speaker 2: you want to do it. It's not my business. I
Speaker 2: worked with someone that was very judgmental and it was
Speaker 2: very odd to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've never been judging.
Speaker 2: Suddenly that person was my colleague's business. On your business?
Speaker 3: Just support me. Yeah, you're incredibly supportive of non judgmental.
Speaker 2: I love everything about you.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's do one more question. Tom's written some good ones.
Speaker 2: How much influenced Oh no, I like this one.
Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Have I ever said anything to you or given any
Speaker 2: advice that you revisit?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, because I think the things pop up into my
Speaker 4: head all the time. If I would have write a book.
Speaker 4: I could list so many things that you've taught me,
Speaker 4: but they're not always like big, deep life things. There's
Speaker 4: definitely deep life things, but there's also like little things
Speaker 4: like every time I put a piece of ice in
Speaker 4: a glass, I think of you because you were the
Speaker 4: person that taught me how to twist a really nice cube.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wow, I just remember on it. When I first started
Speaker 4: working with you, I never knew that you could twist it.
Speaker 4: That sounds really weird now, Oh no.
Speaker 2: I remember that and tapping it and trying to get
Speaker 2: it out, and I'm like, you just twist.
Speaker 4: So I always think about that, how to cook a
Speaker 4: good steak, how to cook poach eggs properly. Like, there's
Speaker 4: just lots of life stuff that you I would attribute
Speaker 4: to you, and.
Speaker 2: You share life stuff with me too, despite the age gap. Yes,
Speaker 2: one thing that I have really i've been hearing your
Speaker 2: voice in my head recently. You know, last few months,
Speaker 2: you just said to me one day, enjoy your life.
Speaker 3: Bish, you got to enjoy it.
Speaker 2: You got to enjoy your life. And I'm like, sometimes
Speaker 2: I'm just like so crazy, and then I hear your
Speaker 2: voice go, You've got to enjoy your life. And I'm like, yes,
Speaker 2: I'm musked. I'm so lucky, I'm so fortunate.
Speaker 4: Totally, we've got to find the fun and enjoyment even
Speaker 4: when we're feeling a bit grim.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: How deep for Christmas Day, guys? We love it fun.
Speaker 3: It was fun. So Christy's one Christmas special here at Nova.
Speaker 3: We'll be back right after this.
Speaker 2: Sure, it's a stupid paper hat.
Speaker 5: This is the Christy Swan Christmas Special.
Speaker 1: Thanks to your office works.
Speaker 2: Someone spiked the egg knock me because it was always you.
Speaker 3: Here we are.
Speaker 2: It is Christmas Day, and welcome to it. No matter
Speaker 2: what you're doing today, we're going to be with you
Speaker 2: for the next hour getting you to your next appointment.
Speaker 2: You know, some of my friends I always had sort
Speaker 2: of very quiet Christmas days. I just turn up somewhere
Speaker 2: at the moment I've turned up here. But sometimes my
Speaker 2: friends will tell me that they've got eight or nine stops.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, no, thank you. I will not be doing that.
Speaker 3: Why do people agree to that?
Speaker 2: But do you turn into a grinch if you say,
Speaker 2: oh no, no, I can't have already. I'm not going
Speaker 2: to three places.
Speaker 4: That's just too much on an ordinary day, like I
Speaker 4: feel agree for Christmas Day. I get if you've got
Speaker 4: a split family, you've got to do the morning afternoon
Speaker 4: set of Vibe.
Speaker 3: But outside of that, other stops are just too.
Speaker 2: Much, oh way too But if you are one of them,
Speaker 2: at least you got us. Yeah, exactly. Happy journey from
Speaker 2: third to fourth.
Speaker 4: We have Hugo weed In joining us before the end
Speaker 4: of the hour.
Speaker 3: We're very excited about that.
Speaker 2: He's a magical man.
Speaker 4: Next, we've got a special edition of Chrissy's Christmas Quizy
Speaker 4: thirteen twenty four to ten. The prize is epic. It
Speaker 4: is a five hundred dollars Frank Green Holiday pak. You
Speaker 4: want to win this. It's the Cristy swe Christmas Special
Speaker 4: here at Nova, The.
Speaker 5: Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You are listening to the Crusys one Christmas Day Special.
Speaker 2: We're so thrilled to have your company. Get on the
Speaker 2: other end of a cracker and guess what's going to
Speaker 2: be in it?
Speaker 5: What a bum bay, Chrissy's Quizzy and a.
Speaker 2: Really corny joke. That's me. I'm the corny joke.
Speaker 10: Hello Jamie, Hello, beautiful people.
Speaker 5: How are we Merry Christmas?
Speaker 4: We good Jamie, thanks for giving us a call on
Speaker 4: this exciting day.
Speaker 9: So nothing better to do.
Speaker 2: Yes, I hear, are you probably dodging the cleanup? And
Speaker 2: I'm here for that.
Speaker 5: Hello Dawn, Hello, Christy and Jack.
Speaker 2: Have we spoken before? Dawn? No, great, because I'm going
Speaker 2: to rip out a song that I sang to the
Speaker 2: other Dawn and it goes like this deal to do.
Speaker 2: What's that flower you have on? Do you know this song?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, Actually the other Dawn didn't know it either.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I only know it from you singing it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Well, this is the Christmas miracle? Is
Speaker 2: that nobody knows one of the greatest songs ever.
Speaker 4: Ray, I've got an even better Christmas miracle for Jamie
Speaker 4: and Dawn. Whoever wins today is going to win a
Speaker 4: frank Green gift pack worth over five hundred.
Speaker 2: Dollars five hundreds Happy.
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Speaker 4: premium and stylish reusable products for your summer. Shop the
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Speaker 4: they were under some Christmas trees this morning.
Speaker 2: Only the lucky ones. All right, your names are your
Speaker 2: buzzes Jamie and Dawn, and it's the best of five.
Speaker 2: Being the first person to get three answers correct when's
Speaker 2: the game gets the bum bag, but most importantly gets
Speaker 2: the five hundred bucks worth of Frank green good is
Speaker 2: how amazing? Question number one, what are you supposed to
Speaker 2: do when you find yourself under the mistletoe.
Speaker 10: Or someone?
Speaker 2: Yes? When was the last person you had a What
Speaker 2: was the last time you had a lovely little kiss?
Speaker 2: Dawny my kids this morning? No real one, open tongue
Speaker 2: and stuff.
Speaker 3: While question number two.
Speaker 2: In home alone, where are the mcallisters going on vacation
Speaker 2: when they leave Kevin behind?
Speaker 6: Dawn?
Speaker 10: Is it New York City?
Speaker 2: It is not. That's where they live. They're going to Paris.
Speaker 3: Question number three.
Speaker 2: I think that's where they live.
Speaker 3: I think they live in Chicago.
Speaker 2: Don't they live somewhere colder? Question number three, which singer
Speaker 2: has a Christmas netflix called a nonsense Christmas.
Speaker 9: Jamie?
Speaker 2: Yes, Jamie, Sa Carpenter, it is Sa Carpenter.
Speaker 4: Question number four score check one point to Dawn, one
Speaker 4: point to Jamie.
Speaker 2: Can you name this Christmas song?
Speaker 4: Yes, Jamie, Dawn, alrighty.
Speaker 3: Question number five is for the wind Dawn.
Speaker 2: You know there's a whole documentary out about that song,
Speaker 2: and I still haven't seen one of the two most
Speaker 2: popular names for Santa Claus Dawn, Yes, John, Oh Father Christmas. Yes, No,
Speaker 2: you've just made that up. We would have accepted Saint
Speaker 2: nic or Chris Kringle. Question number six, how do you
Speaker 2: say Merry Christmas in Spanish?
Speaker 5: Dawn?
Speaker 2: Yes, Dawn?
Speaker 3: Is it it is?
Speaker 2: Bellissa Vidada? You one?
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, Dawn.
Speaker 4: That bum bag and that Frank Green gift packworth over
Speaker 4: five hundred dollars is yours?
Speaker 2: Beautiful?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 10: Merry Christmas everyone, and Jamie, you're.
Speaker 2: Not going home empty handed. I gott to find something
Speaker 2: for you. I don't know what it is, but forgot.
Speaker 2: It's sake. It's Christmas Day.
Speaker 3: We're going to give Jamie a Christy Swan Show bumbag
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 2: Of course we are. We're not scroogy.
Speaker 4: It's the Christy Swan Christmas Special here at Nova, the
Speaker 4: Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Hello you, and good on you for listening it to
Speaker 2: the Christy Swan Christmas Special. The day is here so exciting.
Speaker 2: I do love Christmas Day so much.
Speaker 4: So, I Swanny, I was hoping we'd see Santa in
Speaker 4: the Novas studio is given it's Christmas Day, but apparently not,
Speaker 4: and apparently not.
Speaker 2: We're the only two chumps that work on this day. Look,
Speaker 2: I'm going to say that almost one hundred percent of
Speaker 2: people would have done the presents by now. I'm sure
Speaker 2: there are a few people that do them at night
Speaker 2: or whatever, but you know they're done and dusted, and
Speaker 2: there are going to be some moments that occurred this
Speaker 2: morning amid the wrapping paper in front of the tree
Speaker 2: that will be very hard to forget because sometimes people
Speaker 2: miss the mark on gifts.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
Speaker 4: It is tough with like cousins, I find sometimes because
Speaker 4: you don't always know them that well, and that intimately
Speaker 4: that it's hard to buy for them.
Speaker 2: I know people say that, but what about just one
Speaker 2: of those canisters from the supermarket of Cadbury scorched Starman's.
Speaker 2: You can't go wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm wouldn't be happy with that.
Speaker 2: We've got Claire on the line. Hello Claire, Hello Mary,
Speaker 2: Christmas Christmas. I'm so impressed that you're talking to us generally.
Speaker 2: You know, it's very hard to talk with that much
Speaker 2: ham in your tummy.
Speaker 9: I haven't even star.
Speaker 2: Oh good girl. Now, Claire, we're talking terrible gifts, and
Speaker 2: you have one that I cannot believe.
Speaker 9: Yes, I think I think after thirty two years how
Speaker 9: they kind of hit a wall and he really pushed
Speaker 9: the boat out this year and I got a car
Speaker 9: air freshener.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right. Was it one of those sort of
Speaker 2: fancy plug in ones I called aby Purr or something,
Speaker 2: you know, the ones that there was something that there's
Speaker 2: a fancy one or was it just like a pine
Speaker 2: tree that you hang off the revision mirror?
Speaker 9: Do you know what? One of those fancy ones might
Speaker 9: even have been really nice? But no, it wasn't. It
Speaker 9: was actually one that you just hang off the mirror.
Speaker 2: Oh no, was it like a custom made was it
Speaker 2: his face or no?
Speaker 9: No, it wasn't custom made. It was supporting the basketball
Speaker 9: team that we support. So he did actually have to
Speaker 9: order it, so you know that kind of I don't know.
Speaker 9: In a way, I'm impressed, but then also I'm thinking
Speaker 9: if he was ordering it ahead of time, he probably
Speaker 9: could have got something else.
Speaker 2: So Claire, are you, like, you know, communicative enough to say.
Speaker 3: We're getting divorced?
Speaker 2: Could you say I'm sorry. To think of what I
Speaker 2: would do. I would be like, is this a joke?
Speaker 2: But then you don't want to you don't what? And
Speaker 2: then did you go? How did how did this happen?
Speaker 2: Do you hate me? Get a lawyer?
Speaker 9: I literally I was speechless. I've got to be honest.
Speaker 9: I was absolutely speechless. And I usually I'm pretty good
Speaker 9: at putting on a poker face, but I was like, ah, okay, thanks.
Speaker 9: Did he say know what else to say?
Speaker 2: Did he say? I don't know. I I fell on
Speaker 2: some train tracks and I've lost my memory. I don't
Speaker 2: know who you are anymore? Like what did he say
Speaker 2: about an air freshener?
Speaker 9: No, I mean he kind of just said. Look, he says,
Speaker 9: we've kind of had enough Christmases now and we buy
Speaker 9: what we want. So this was just like a you know,
Speaker 9: just like a thought more than anything. But it was like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 9: I think my kids actually probably gave me a bit
Speaker 9: more thought than that.
Speaker 2: But still I feel like, I feel like, if you're
Speaker 2: going to call time on Christmas, and I think it's absolute,
Speaker 2: absolutely a good idea, sometimes I think that needs to
Speaker 2: be a discussion before you open an air fresh now.
Speaker 3: I absolutely agree.
Speaker 4: Also, I kind of look at those air fresheners and
Speaker 4: think they only look okay for Christmas for the month
Speaker 4: of December because they do just look at Christmas trees
Speaker 4: all year und in people's car.
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, but mine is I've got one of Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 3: I bought it myself.
Speaker 4: I like, hey, Claire, you've got one hundred dollars cash
Speaker 4: thanks to Office Works thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: Imagine how many air fresheners you can get for.
Speaker 3: That, right, thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: We want to ask you on this Christmas Day, what
Speaker 4: is the worst gift you've received? You will also receive
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars cash thanks to Office Works. It's the
Speaker 4: christiest one Christmas Special here over.
Speaker 2: It could have happened this morning. You could be holding
Speaker 2: the worst present ever.
Speaker 5: The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Oh hi, we are here. Can you believe it? It
Speaker 2: is Christmas Day and you are listening to us, And
Speaker 2: that is the greatest gift we have ever received. It's
Speaker 2: the Christy Swan Christmas Special. We're talking about the worst
Speaker 2: gifts you've ever got. And we just spoke to Claire
Speaker 2: who got an air freshener.
Speaker 3: From her husband of all people, and.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even it wasn't being funny.
Speaker 3: No, I do worry about their relationship.
Speaker 2: No I don't. I just I would worry about myself
Speaker 2: in that situation because I don't really understand jokes like that.
Speaker 2: I don't understand jokes and pranks, and I would think
Speaker 2: it was a prank, but I didn't understand it. But
Speaker 2: it wasn't a prank.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's confusing to be very awkward.
Speaker 4: We are asking what is the worst gift you've received,
Speaker 4: and just for getting on air with us, we'll give
Speaker 4: you one hundred bucks cash thanks to Office Works.
Speaker 3: So let's kick off with Chloe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm running out of different ways to say, Mary Chris.
Speaker 2: Was that the yule tied? Chloe? Mary Chris?
Speaker 10: What is time?
Speaker 2: Are you joking?
Speaker 3: Welcome?
Speaker 10: I'm so stoked. Now I've got I've got a beauty.
Speaker 10: One of my beautiful friends who I've been friends with
Speaker 10: for a very long time, gave me a pair of
Speaker 10: herb cust like herb scissors. Now not only do I
Speaker 10: not cook, I don't garden.
Speaker 2: See this is the thing. When you said I got herbs,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, what a great present.
Speaker 3: For me like that.
Speaker 2: That is a great present for me because I do
Speaker 2: garden and I do grow my own herbs and I
Speaker 2: cook with them. That is perfect. In fact, I went, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe that's good. I'll get that next year. But for you,
Speaker 2: that is so thoughtless. Did you bring it up with her?
Speaker 2: Did you say, oh, what's this about?
Speaker 10: Well, it was a bit of a novelty a joke
Speaker 10: at the time. And then I said, oh, I said,
Speaker 10: what do I actually use these for? And she told
Speaker 10: me and I said, you know, I don't cook, and
Speaker 10: you know I don't garden. And she's like, oh, I
Speaker 10: thought you might like them still, and I said, oh, thanks,
Speaker 10: but would you like them back?
Speaker 2: Oh, Chloe, this is too much. And then do you
Speaker 2: did you ever speak to her again?
Speaker 10: Of course, yes, she's still one of my very best friends.
Speaker 4: I would whack them in the cupboard, Chloe and regive
Speaker 4: them to like my grand or pop for their birthday.
Speaker 3: Yes, pay Phil, bye guys.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3: J Noelle, what's the worst gift you've received? Mate?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 11: God, this was such a terrible gift. I receive peanuts
Speaker 11: nuts for my Christmas gift.
Speaker 2: So did you say peanuts?
Speaker 11: Yeah, peanuts like a peanuts gift like one of those
Speaker 11: music bars, like who gave you that? One of my
Speaker 11: good mates?
Speaker 2: That is the most unusual gift, but even more unusual because.
Speaker 11: I was allergic to those basically peanuts and that was
Speaker 11: all in them.
Speaker 3: Oh well, your friends trying to kill you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'll tell you I'll tell you what. And
Speaker 2: Uncle Toby's gift back is a lot easier to get
Speaker 2: than a loaded gun.
Speaker 3: Hundred bucks cash thanks to office works for you, Phil, Hello.
Speaker 2: Just center, Hello Christy?
Speaker 6: How you going?
Speaker 2: I love the sound of your voice. I just love it.
Speaker 3: Have you eaten? You?
Speaker 2: Weeight in prawns or ham or pork or crack lang?
Speaker 2: Where you're at?
Speaker 3: Just sent?
Speaker 6: Look, Chrissy, Yeah, I am not yet, but looking very
Speaker 6: much forward.
Speaker 2: To great great But wait, what is the worst gift
Speaker 2: you've ever got? And who was it from?
Speaker 6: Oh, Chrissy, It was a long time ago now, is
Speaker 6: when I first started going out with my husband and
Speaker 6: my now husband and I got a weight loss cookbook
Speaker 6: from my mother in law and we'd only been dating
Speaker 6: for like this was probably only the first or second
Speaker 6: family Christmas that I had attended that was pre kids,
Speaker 6: and I yeah, actually thought I was looking all right, then.
Speaker 2: Funny, just center. I mean, in the words of the
Speaker 2: Great Jesus Christ, whose birth we celebrate today, forgive then,
Speaker 2: so they not know, they do not know what they do.
Speaker 2: Just center. Women born in that time thought it was
Speaker 2: absolutely fine to say things like, oh your pet's elders, jeez,
Speaker 2: you're a big girl, all that sort of stuff, and
Speaker 2: it just made you feel like dying.
Speaker 3: Are you close with her? Now? It's the vibe like, now.
Speaker 6: No, Jack, No, we're not. I thought Jack to open
Speaker 6: a present of it.
Speaker 2: I actually thought Jack was just going to do one
Speaker 2: of his greatest hits there and say are you still
Speaker 2: close with her? And you were going to say, no,
Speaker 2: she's dead. Generally what happens to him?
Speaker 5: The Christy Swan Show, Hey have the yule tied?
Speaker 2: You'll love this show. You listening to the Christie's Christmas
Speaker 2: Special and we are thrilled to welcome the latest Santa
Speaker 2: Claus of our dreams, famous and beloved actor Hugo Weaving.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas. Hugo, Hello, I was just about to say,
Speaker 2: can I sit on your I don't want it to
Speaker 2: go down that track. You're a married man now, Christmas.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a big day. You are part of
Speaker 2: a already incredibly beloved and taken to our hearts feature
Speaker 2: film that is available on binge. It's been around for
Speaker 2: about three weeks. Everyone's loving it. I think it's going
Speaker 2: to be fantastic Boxing day kind of ham and rum
Speaker 2: hangover kind of cure. So watch that if you haven't
Speaker 2: already to make gravy. It's called how to Make Gravy
Speaker 2: based on this song. I can't know. I just can't
Speaker 2: tell you how much we love it. First of all,
Speaker 2: are you the generally a host for Christmas Day? What's happening?
Speaker 12: It's sort of try and swing with the family, whatever,
Speaker 12: whatever people want to do. I try and sort of
Speaker 12: just make Because it's too many competing agendas at Christmas,
Speaker 12: I find it easier to just go with the flow,
Speaker 12: and which means sometimes, yes, I think this Christmas, it's
Speaker 12: a little bit at our house. Last Christmas it was
Speaker 12: someone else's house Christmas. So I just tend to sort
Speaker 12: of swing with whoever's sort of, you know, deciding to
Speaker 12: do Christmas that year. So that's what that's That's that's
Speaker 12: where I said.
Speaker 2: Christmas to me means a lot of prawns, which leads
Speaker 2: to massive inflammation in my joints. But I have no regrets.
Speaker 2: And that seventies you know, ketchup and Mayo Murray rose sauce.
Speaker 2: That's Christmas for me. What for my grant, it was
Speaker 2: a trifle with about seven bottles of mcwilliam's sherry. Yep,
Speaker 2: what is the one dish like Paul Kelly's gravy and
Speaker 2: his dollop of tomato sauce. What is your signature dish
Speaker 2: for Christmas?
Speaker 12: It's called summer pudding.
Speaker 2: Oh, tell us about it?
Speaker 12: And summer pudding is actually one of the great culinary
Speaker 12: dishes that has come out of England. It's a beautiful
Speaker 12: summer fruit dish. You line a bowl with bread or
Speaker 12: it could be panforte, could be could be panatonin, and
Speaker 12: so you want to but you want bread basically, and
Speaker 12: then you just you put black berries, black currants, red currants.
Speaker 12: You have to get red currants and raspberries. Don't put
Speaker 12: strawberries in don't put blueberries in wine. That's what I
Speaker 12: do anyway, and that you like all so like red
Speaker 12: wine and stew the fruit up, just half of it
Speaker 12: with some sugar and then the rest of it's fresh
Speaker 12: that all just sits inside the bread soaks up all
Speaker 12: the juices. You weight it down, put it in the
Speaker 12: fridge overnight. The next day you turn it out and
Speaker 12: it's a It's this beautiful, ready purple dessert that you
Speaker 12: cut into and have with cream or ice cream, and
Speaker 12: it is absolutely the best. Yeah, absolutely, vanilla and just
Speaker 12: a bit of sugar and vanilla and wine and all
Speaker 12: that fruit and bread. It's the best thing.
Speaker 4: Oh my, yougo, what's your drink of choice whilst you're
Speaker 4: doing the dishes tonight on Christmas Night?
Speaker 12: What do you enjoy a drink Christmas? It would probably
Speaker 12: be a martini. I'm a bit of a Marchini dude.
Speaker 3: Same same, I've just got into the last ye.
Speaker 12: And grony as well. But then let's not talk about
Speaker 12: the drinks. I like, there's quite a few of it.
Speaker 2: And what do you wear on Christmas Day?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Is it a fresh outfit?
Speaker 12: Santa's outfit? No? What do I wear on Christmas Day?
Speaker 12: I don't know, very little.
Speaker 3: It's warm, maybe it's usually pretty warm.
Speaker 12: Yeah where I am I think it's hot.
Speaker 2: I'm imagining you in one of those sort of novelty
Speaker 2: aprons and nothing else.
Speaker 4: Make sure you stream How to Make Gravy tonight whilst
Speaker 4: you're doing the dishes. Whack it on, It's on bing
Speaker 4: It's a fantastic film. Hugo Weaving. Thank you so much
Speaker 4: for your time and Merry Christmas.
Speaker 12: Merry Chris us everyone, thank you.
Speaker 3: Check us out.
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