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Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables things to give off mort energy.

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Speaker 1: Quote my ex was crazy, I hate that. Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: was crazy because she wasn't getting that dick. She was

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Speaker 1: crazy because she was big dick to prime bro.

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Speaker 2: That's why she needed more than you couldn't give it

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Speaker 2: to her.

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Speaker 3: Relatable The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig

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Speaker 3: aka Daddy, and my partner in crime, Addie Clark aka reesand.

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Speaker 1: The Goat.

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Speaker 2: Mate don't give too much away. I have mixed feelings

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Speaker 2: about him now, yeah, I say.

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Speaker 1: But we digress. Yes, we actually want to talk about

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Speaker 1: which is which is something new we want to try? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I came up with this idea quickly to start. Yeah. Yeah, kudos,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Kudos Yeah yeah. I like how Strava uses

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Speaker 1: kudos instead.

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Speaker 2: Of like I do too personable because the kudos is

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Speaker 2: when you give someone kudos, you're giving them like I

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Speaker 2: notice what you have done and I think it's good.

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Speaker 2: Is the kutos on Strava different to Kudos Bank Arena

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Speaker 2: in Sydney the stadium? Yeah, imagine if that stadium was

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Speaker 2: called like cutos, It's obviously spelt differently.

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Speaker 1: I know that way I was fully waking out. I

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Speaker 1: was like, you can't Kudos Bank arenas Kudos bank.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's Kudos a bank. I didn't know that stop.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know Kudos Bank arena. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You can call anything anything these days. I didn't know

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Speaker 2: it was a bank. I didn't put two and two together.

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Speaker 2: What you could call you if you bought a stadium,

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Speaker 2: you can call it Jake Jake Bank arena.

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Speaker 4: Why no, no, no, why would I do.

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Speaker 1: That's called Jake Greg arena. Yeah, but you could a

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Speaker 1: Kudos Bank arena.

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Speaker 2: Well, who's with Kudos. I've never heard that bank in

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Speaker 2: my life.

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Speaker 1: You never heard a Kudos bank. Never neither.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, trying to act all on your high horse.

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Speaker 1: Like you know, well, it's got to be a bank.

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Speaker 1: There's no way.

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Speaker 4: I don't think it is.

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Speaker 1: I never heard that once in my life. Twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: four can Star Awards. Kudos Bank Bank is a bank.

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Speaker 1: It's definitely like some SUS bank. It's got a pay

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Speaker 1: fund bank for like rich people. Hilarious. Did you know

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Speaker 1: Marvel has a stadium in Australia in Melbourne, like the

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Speaker 1: movie's Marvel. Yeah, legit, like the company Marvel a stadium

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Speaker 1: that is in the middle of the city in Melbourne

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Speaker 1: thousand capacity. That's cool, isn't that? What I remember going

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Speaker 1: was called Marvel Stadium, right, No, And I was like, Marvel,

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Speaker 2: And they obviously get it to promote It's just.

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Speaker 1: A big tax right off. But there was just superheroes everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. Every like I'm telling I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you the walls inside every gate entry, all the wallpaper

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Speaker 1: was like Iron Man though every I'm not even kidding.

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Speaker 1: Did you put two and two together once you saw?

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Speaker 1: Once I got there, I was like, wow, a Marvel Stadium. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like in America, do they get it for promotion

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Speaker 1: being in that position because I'm pretty sure they're actually Wait,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I could be wrong here, but I don't.

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Speaker 1: I dare say, like a stadium in an arena is

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Speaker 2: So maybe maybe it's just I used to work at

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Speaker 2: Blue Tongue Stadium, big. I think it's called Central Coast

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Speaker 2: And I worked there when I was eighteen as an usher.

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Speaker 2: one went to the Mariners games. Yeah, And they told

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Speaker 2: me they had to think that's twenty five percent sorry,

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Speaker 2: twenty five thousand people with capacity there rough Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I was saying, I've been to games with two thousand,

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Speaker 1: they're legit. But I've also been to games and more,

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Speaker 1: and they also feel it now because they're good. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they are good, So that's crazy. Inside. I always used

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Speaker 1: to a manly game. Interesting, very interesting for everyone listening.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, but Jake, I came up with something

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Speaker 2: a little bit different.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to call this, Which door would you

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Speaker 1: walk through? Okay? Plug?

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Speaker 2: This came from Patreon organically. Yes, so Jake, I'm not

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Speaker 2: going to explain it. Everyone can figure out with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: which door would you walk through?

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Speaker 1: Door one?

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Speaker 2: You're playing golf with your dad and his buddies. Okay,

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Speaker 2: next hole is a par four. But you hit this

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Speaker 2: thing the swing as is as clean as possible and

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Speaker 2: get a hole in one in front of all your

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Speaker 2: dad's mates on a part four. Yeah and a part four.

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Speaker 1: Fuck bro, I'm strong. Store one, Oh shit, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Door two is you get to live back your first

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Speaker 2: kiss with your girlfriend. And I'm talking everything, feelings, emotions, downstairs, everything.

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Speaker 1: Wait, okay, first I would like to just preface. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I've got tears in my eyes. Think about that first

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Speaker 1: kiss all the gulf. Okay, now, okay, let me just

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Speaker 1: think about this. I would. I don't know. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: some people listening know how rare it is. I don't

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Speaker 1: think you do. Okay, and but getting a hole in

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Speaker 1: got that arm in front of my dad and all

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Speaker 1: his mates, or I get to relive. Fuck, okay, here's

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Speaker 1: the thing. Think of the aura. Okay, where my head

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Speaker 1: goes right is like I get to relieve. My first

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Speaker 1: a hole in one experience.

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Speaker 2: You're saying that, so you can pick door one.

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Speaker 4: I could see right through you.

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Speaker 1: I am going with door two.

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Speaker 2: What's going on with your eye from it's a bit

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Speaker 2: itchy eyelash in my.

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Speaker 1: King in door to.

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Speaker 2: Door one is closed, mate, that's never happening now, never

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Speaker 1: Door one is. Yeah, at least there's path threads out there.

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Speaker 1: Or that was a good one.

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Speaker 2: When I was like picking that, I had to write

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Speaker 2: and CHATBT, what do you call a hole in one

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Speaker 2: in golf? Just like holy one? Yeah, I thought it

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Speaker 2: was all name or something. No, it's called an ace.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, said it's literally called a hole in one. I

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Speaker 2: was like, well, there were weird. No, it's called an ace.

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Speaker 1: And then I won't say anything else because nobody cares. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but it's usually named after birds, but I don't think

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Speaker 1: an an ace is a bird. Stop talking. Okay, all right, Oddie,

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Speaker 1: which door would you rather walk through? Door one? You

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Speaker 1: live on a farm about twenty acres okay, with your

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Speaker 1: wife and your desired amount of children too. You have

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Speaker 1: two dogs, one sausage dog, long hair, multi colored, one

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Speaker 1: golden retriever, and they are both your daily companions. You're

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Speaker 1: off grid, all right. You have electricity, but you don't

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Speaker 1: your kids as you go. Money doesn't exist. You are

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Speaker 1: fully self sufficient, but you're not allowed to leave. Huh.

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Speaker 1: Door number two. You're single, Okay, you're famous and you're rich. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you can get a wife and you can have kids.

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Speaker 1: You can go wherever you want, but money you have

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Speaker 1: Oh door do you choose? With Door two? Can I

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Speaker 1: find Cassie, my girlfriend? Yeah, Cassie if you want?

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Speaker 2: That changes things because I'm going to say easy.

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Speaker 1: Door one, you can find Cassie. That's the life I

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Speaker 1: want to live, Jake, I know, I know, I can't

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Speaker 1: leave twenty as is a lot though, and I live

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Speaker 1: off the land. You live off the land, and like,

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Speaker 1: so money doesn't exist, but so you can have stuff.

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Speaker 1: You can make a little home gym, you can you

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, yes, let's but let's just say but

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Speaker 2: Fair Cassie would hate it, but I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with door one.

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Speaker 2: Really, I reckon, like fame would be amazing, but it

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Speaker 1: We're like this is long.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it would be so cool at the start,

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Speaker 2: but like the people like JB or anything like that

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Speaker 2: just be like, wow, I can't even leave the house

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Speaker 2: where I have my like sanctuary on a far. I

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Speaker 2: would love that two kids. That's literally exactly what I

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Speaker 2: maybe half an hour if it's yeah, outside this scenario,

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Speaker 2: that's literally my dream.

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Speaker 1: you that you do want to have land, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: you just want to be chilled, definitely, and not worry

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Speaker 2: I don't want neighbors, and yeah, neighbors, nothing like that.

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Speaker 2: I just have this sanctuary that's mine. It would be

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Speaker 2: so nice, be so cool, and I'll eventually get like

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Speaker 2: I don't know, like a couple sheep or something something cools, yeah,

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Speaker 2: some chickens or something. Why that'd be so fine, fingers crossed.

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Speaker 2: All things goes well, and eventually I don't know where

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Speaker 2: you want to live.

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Speaker 1: You can live wherever you want.

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Speaker 2: But we have two big farms next to each other.

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Speaker 2: Yeah shit yeah, and then just a massive.

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Speaker 1: Like warehouse studio in the middle of it. That's the dream.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, this is what this is the dream, right,

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Speaker 1: big farm, big warehouse studio, big farm on the other side. Right.

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Speaker 2: And then like, oh, he's a good idea. We could

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Speaker 2: buy one big farm and build two houses.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point. Ye, we don't need to find

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Speaker 1: separate blocks. Yeah. And then and then houses are at

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Speaker 1: the farm, twenty acres away. There's a road, Okay, that

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Speaker 1: road leads ten kilometers into a city, so we don't

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Speaker 2: Would best live on a farm because she's a city girl.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. She was born and raised in Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so the concrete jungle, mate, I actually don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Call me daddy. That's confidence. That's too confident.

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Speaker 1: call me that? I like when you call me daddy.

434
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 1: And then when the next time they have sex, she goes, oh,

435
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 1: so you like when I call you daddy, and she

436
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,640
Speaker 1: starts standing it in the bedroom and he starts going

437
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,400
Speaker 1: I like that. It gets him hard.

438
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,400
Speaker 2: In that organic fashion. I think that's fine.

439
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 1: So that's where it came from. Yeah, yeah, but now

440
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 1: what it's ventured to is obviously ended up in porn. Yeah.

441
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 1: And then now you know.

442
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 2: I get turned off if anyone's like too vocal and

443
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 2: they're saying like daddy.

444
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:58,119
Speaker 1: And then like kidless couples are out here getting called daddy,

445
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 1: like you.

446
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 2: Haven't the right you know, you gotta put it in

447
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,119
Speaker 2: the hard jar. Yeah, it is interesting, is kink stuff,

448
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,199
Speaker 2: because it's just the kink at the end of the day.

449
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: Good point. I mean, we ain't king shaming to be

450
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: first things that give off small dick energy. Driving an

451
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 1: automatic car facts, I always agree with that. Really always the.

452
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 2: First thing I look at when I'm buying a new

453
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 2: car is do they stock manual? Here's what like, because

454
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 2: a lot of car models.

455
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 1: Only do order now in the new age it's cheaper

456
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 1: than mechan But out here buying brand new cars, well, no,

457
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 1: I've bought a Jeep, a high Lux.

458
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 2: Did I have another car? Did he under three cars?

459
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 2: And they're all manuals.

460
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 1: No, they are all second hand. Yeah.

461
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I still look at like if that model

462
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 2: comes in a man and then you find a second

463
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 2: and version.

464
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I am not afraid to say that my

465
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: next car will be an automatic. Yeah, you're lazy. I'm

466
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 1: sick of driving. You're lazy, but only ever had manual cars. Yeah,

467
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 1: it's not that hard because my dick's huge. I'm only

468
00:23:59,480 --> 00:23:59,719
Speaker 1: a man.

469
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,199
Speaker 2: I think any car is an upgrade on what you

470
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 2: have now literally anything? No fair, Well, that's after driving

471
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 2: your very nice, brand new girlfriend's car.

472
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 1: Yeah.

473
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,640
Speaker 2: No, best cars and that makes you feel like a woman.

474
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 1: I just lost automatics is sick.

475
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,199
Speaker 2: I feel like I like having something to do. I

476
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 2: feel like it's making me more inclined to go on

477
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 2: my phone.

478
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 1: I used to say that as all. I used to say, like,

479
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 1: I like having something to do. But when you think

480
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 1: about it, how often do you really stift gears? Let's

481
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:29,359
Speaker 1: be completely honest. A lot and second off, while you're driving,

482
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: you do have something to do driving. Concentrate on the

483
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: fucking road, that's what you.

484
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 2: Have to concentrate more with the action of your foot

485
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 2: and moving the gears.

486
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 1: No you don't, well, no, tell you what? Tell you what?

487
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 1: This is true?

488
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 2: You want you want an automatic car and it gives

489
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:50,439
Speaker 2: off small dick energy facts We disproved things right. We

490
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 2: try to say people can read between lines. Things that

491
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 2: give off small dick angie, not coming to the door

492
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 2: when they pick you up.

493
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: Facts, no, facts, simple, couldn't agree more things to give

494
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 1: off smaller energy. Quote my ex was crazy that Yeah,

495
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 1: she was crazy because she wasn't getting that dick. She

496
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: was crazy because she was big dick. To primero, why.

497
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 2: She needed more couldn't give it to her physically and literally,

498
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:21,400
Speaker 2: there you.

499
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: Go, There you go.

500
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 4: We figured that one out to wow.

501
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 2: Things that give off small dick angie when he's instag

502
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 2: is filled with only fan models.

503
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no fat yeah, because you can't kill them.

504
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 2: Sorry, Okay, that's like one of the biggest eggs. Like,

505
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 2: I don't know, you're just scrolling when you're waiting for something.

506
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 2: It's just like neke a girl, like a.

507
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 4: Girl, like a girl.

508
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 1: I always think it's kind of funny when you're on

509
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 1: maybe reels or you're randomly are on the reels. Is

510
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: you just pourn these days? Yeah? Was crazy? Yeah? But

511
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: or also you know how when you're scrolling Instagram and

512
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 1: everyone you follow no more post or just basically you're

513
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 1: scrolling the explore page on your normal feed. I just

514
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: find it so funny when it doesn't even have to

515
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: be an OnlyFans model, just like it could just be

516
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: the most random news article and I'll see someone that

517
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: I know has liked it, and I think and think

518
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 1: of why I don't like anything. I default like four

519
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 1: people's things. I could not even look at them, and

520
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: I default like them, and then other people's things that

521
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: I follow. If I even if I like it, I

522
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 1: don't like it. I mean, yeah, I know what you mean.

523
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 2: I remember our group of friends when we used to

524
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 2: hang out with them. Like, if you would go on

525
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 2: any girl's profile from the coast, I'll truck attractive out there.

526
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would see one of our mates thatd like, yes,

527
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 1: it's so weird, and you're like, what the fuck?

528
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, this random person or something.

529
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,919
Speaker 2: You're like what the hell, And I'll just be like, like'

530
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 2: like it.

531
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 1: I know it's so freaking weird.

532
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 2: I got to say this floating us have a bruise on.

533
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: I don't like anything.

534
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 2: I'm a terrible supporter same I like, I only like

535
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 2: like literally, I think the only people like is Cassis yours.

536
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 2: You don't really post and it's definite bet than Henry's

537
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 2: thing because I'm supporting.

538
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 1: It's default. Anything I actually like, I don't actually like.

539
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 1: I can tell I'm telling you I don't even watch

540
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: your ship. Yeah, and I default like it, you know

541
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: what I mean, just like an Instagram post. Like if

542
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: I just like, I'll go and do It's weird, okay.

543
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 1: Things that give off small dick energy his small dick hashtag.

544
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: Not a grower or a shower. That's a male's worst nightmare.

545
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 2: Not being a grower or a shower that's heavy.

546
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: What are you? Oh grower? Yes, same grow today. I

547
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: feel like a shower is like wasting your abilities. Here's

548
00:27:54,200 --> 00:28:00,199
Speaker 1: what I think if if I look Okay, obviously I

549
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: don't ever know how a girl does think, But if

550
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: I was a girl and I was getting with a

551
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: dude and his doodle was big, soft, right, so it

552
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: was a shower, No, it was a was a shower,

553
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 1: And then in my head I'm thinking, oh, when that

554
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: thing's hard, it must be even bigger. But if it

555
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: gets hard and it doesn't get any bigger, I'd be

556
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 1: slightly disappointed.

557
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 2: But then you would also be like, it's I don't

558
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 2: know though, Yeah, you were looking forward to grow I

559
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 2: suppose it's actually a little bit. Maybe if we are

560
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 2: trying to think as they would, the extra growth might

561
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 2: be a slight confident spoos to you like I did that.

562
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: There you go. Maybe I would think like that. Also,

563
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: some people with showers quite often hard to get hard.

564
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,239
Speaker 2: Too much blood flow down there.

565
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: But you're out here just giving out insults left, right

566
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: and sounder. You don't make me horny, you don't make

567
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: me horney. It's beneficial to have a small dude. It's easier,

568
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: less blood, less blood needed, is what I say.

569
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 4: Things that give off small dick.

570
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: Energy, I like this one. When they have good handwriting,

571
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: that gives off small dick energy. Look, I also don't

572
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: have good handwriting. You can only write in capitals. Yes,

573
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 1: and if you want to be able to read it,

574
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: it's all caps yeah, And I can't.

575
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,959
Speaker 2: You can't write anything, bro mate, Look we have some

576
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 2: we have some words on the board.

577
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: It's funny, but okay, fair. I thought that would be

578
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: I thought bad handwriting would be small dick energy. Obviously not.

579
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: So that means what are they What is their mindset?

580
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: I'm a perfect example of that, So what's their mindset?

581
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 2: Here?

582
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: Like bad handwriting means oh, because he's focusing on other stuff,

583
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: like the gym, he's seeing on other stuff. He's out there,

584
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: blue collar working. He doesn't need to write fucking now.

585
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: Things that give off small dick energy skinny jeans because

586
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: nothing big is fit in there. She's thought it through.

587
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: That makes sense, that makes sense. That's a good one.

588
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 2: Things to give off small dick angie. This one's one

589
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 2: hundred percent true outs in BMW's.

590
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 1: Ooh, okay, fair, let me think about this. If I

591
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: was going European, I would choose Mercedes. So now today.

592
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 2: I think there's just like this realm of guys who

593
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 2: can't really afford it out your BMW and they get

594
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 2: like that ten to fifteen thousand dollars one that's kind

595
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 2: of clapped and it has level seeds in this shit,

596
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 2: and they think it's the sickest thing.

597
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: And they like lower it a little bit of some

598
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: sort of body kid on it. Yeah, they lower it.

599
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: I think it's called slamming it, is it? Yeah, you

600
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: get it slammed so it's lower to the ground, the

601
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: wheels are on an angle.

602
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate that same.

603
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: I gotta do honorable mention because there was so many

604
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: and it's things that give off small dick energy. Loud cars. Yeah,

605
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:50,719
Speaker 1: so much of that.

606
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 2: I think that one was granted, that.

607
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: Was a ninety percent of what I was looking. I

608
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: just sift through to find different one. Yeah.

609
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 2: I can't enjoy that either.

610
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: No, I hate it, things that give off small dick energy.

611
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: Saying Valentine's Day is a waste of money if you're broke,

612
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: just say that. The guys actually say that it's a

613
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: waste of money. I don't know.

614
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 2: Maybe they must have been much money into it. They

615
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 2: must have been single their whole life.

616
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, maybe I don't know. You don't put much

617
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: money into it.

618
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 2: It's I thought that counts. It could be simple as

619
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 2: a free card.

620
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: It's a small dick.

621
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, things that give up small dick energy. Acting like

622
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 2: a jerk because she earns more money. There's nothing a security.

623
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

624
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people, a lot of dudes, sorry,

625
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 2: really correlate money with success or money.

626
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, with like what's it called, what would be released? Fair? Fair? Yeah?

627
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 4: I don't know.

628
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 2: I just never I feel like money. Money just obviously

629
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 2: it's a necessity in life. But the amount of trouble

630
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 2: brings people, especially when you have it. I know, like,

631
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 2: as long as you have enough to live, that's all

632
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 2: people should want.

633
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: It is annoying we make enough to live, and but

634
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 1: I still catch myself stressing about it and having it's

635
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: so hard not to and having to say to myself legitimately,

636
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: chill because you have you can pay your rent for

637
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: the foreseeable future, right like you have roof of your head.

638
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: You have a roof of your you can pay your rent,

639
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: and you can buy food, Like, just chill out. You know,

640
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: I always, for some reason stress about it, and then

641
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: I have to check. Really just be like fucking help.

642
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: So maybe I have a small dude.

643
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 2: All you know that means you have a willy because

644
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 2: you care, try not to if you had the mindset we're.

645
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: Making a fucking bogue from this pot. Get somebody here,

646
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: get that much money we shots at someone. There's too

647
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: much missed over that. You guys don't even know things

648
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: that give off small energy, being too cool to dance

649
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: in the club, because why in the club we are fan.

650
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, so too cool is small dick?

651
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 2: What if you're too nervous? Does that mean big dick?

652
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Speaker 2: If I'm not drunk nerv I'm not drunk enough. I

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Speaker 2: need like something else.

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Speaker 1: Too nervous to dance in the club. I tell you

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Speaker 1: what was really nice.

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Speaker 2: We went to a Spacey Jane release party for their

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Speaker 2: new album and nice.

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Speaker 1: We were bopping in there.

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Speaker 2: It was really nice because there wasn't enough time for

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Speaker 2: people to get drunk, and by the time Spacey came out,

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Speaker 2: everyone was really really sober, and I think that was

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Speaker 2: the vibe of the whole thing, and it was really

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Speaker 2: nice just to see everyone bopping organically. I think their music.

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Speaker 1: Everyone was just there for space Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very It was very nice and a

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Speaker 2: unique experience rather than everyone being maggot and just like

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Speaker 2: even though that there is a time and a place

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Speaker 2: for that, it was a nice experience just to see

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Speaker 2: everyone answering freely without the I.

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Speaker 1: Actually ended up quite liking it. I was stressed when

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Speaker 1: we first got in because of how they had to

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Speaker 1: open these doors. That was going to over like, I

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Speaker 1: was stressed too. I was God, I was stressed. I

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Speaker 1: genuinely like, you couldn't hear each other, I was. I

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Speaker 1: said to Beth. I was like, because Beth came from

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Speaker 1: a dinner to meet us there. Yeah, I said, to Beth.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'll drop you back to that dinner

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Speaker 1: and Addie and I will leave if you want. And

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Speaker 1: she was like, no, no, just wait this way. And then

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Speaker 1: when they're open those doors.

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Speaker 2: I was like, okay, it was lucky we saw someone

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Speaker 2: when you and had to hold a conversation for like

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Speaker 2: fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: We would have been gone. We would have convinced better go. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Sure, speaking in the back of my head out, I'm

686
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Speaker 2: happy to leave.

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Speaker 1: Fuck me. Things that give off small dick energy A

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Speaker 1: dodge ram towing a big boat. I don't like those

689
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Speaker 1: dodged rams at all. Way. Yeah big that giving big bank,

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Speaker 1: Yeah it is.

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Speaker 2: It's also giving small dig not worth it. I got

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Speaker 2: one more things that give off small dick Angie, when

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Speaker 2: they study business.

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00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: Everyone studies business. Everyone's doing business in UNI. That's funny. Wow,

695
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: you know multiple people doing it. Yes, you topped business

696
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Speaker 1: at school. I didn't do any that's big energy, mate,

697
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 1: it's big dick energy. No, you're good at it, so

698
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: you don't need to study. That's right there. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: think I got three more. Three quick fire things that

700
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Speaker 1: give off small dick energy. Driving a tiny car ps Sorry, Jake,

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00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: I feel like that's the opposite debunked. No, wait, fair, Yeah,

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00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 1: I'm confident that things that give off small deck energy. Quote.

703
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: I think dating should be easy, no effort, small dick energy.

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00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 2: That's giving I want to be single, no second date energy?

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00:35:55,040 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: Okay this one. Unfortunately, sometimes I am guilty of things

706
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: that give off small dick energy, asking did you finish?

707
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: Because they need the answer to be yes to boost

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Speaker 1: their ego.

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Speaker 4: Couldn't agree more.

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Speaker 1: You should know, we know that, we know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, should we do?

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Speaker 1: What gives off big dick energy? Oh yeah, that's a

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Speaker 1: great for I g Yeah, yeah, next week good.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking that's a good follow up in the bedroom.

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00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 2: What gives off big dick energy? Because daddy doesn't?

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Speaker 1: Did you come? Doesn't? Does silence? What about big dick energy?

717
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: Like just a big moan? I don't know what gives

718
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: off big dick energy. When the session's over, he just leaves. Yeah,

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00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,439
Speaker 1: he knew, he knew, he did a good job because

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Speaker 1: he knows. You can't physically follow him because you're shaking stuff.

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Speaker 4: No cuddles.

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Speaker 1: I'm off and he goes same week. Yeah, I got

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00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: work to do.

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Speaker 4: I'm picturing it.

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Speaker 1: We'll do. I question what gives off big Dick energy

726
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: is sick And I tell you what if all I

727
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: need to see is four answers of them being Pete

728
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: Davidson and I'm turning off my phone and we're not

729
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 1: doing it.

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Speaker 2: Better be the better be like one, Jack Craig got yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'll tell Cassie and Beth to go comment.

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Speaker 4: Waiting.

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Speaker 1: She'll be so mean, I can't lie. Welcome to Relatables

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Speaker 1: Baddies book Clubs, where we will embark on a journey

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Speaker 1: way away. Sorry guys, Sorry guys. Announcement time. Annadi's time

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Speaker 1: for an announcement. First of all, things are changing around

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Speaker 1: here at Latable Studios.

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Speaker 2: All right, big changes.

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Speaker 1: As you guys know, our current format is Monday episode

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Speaker 1: on Spotify, Thursday episode and Patreon Friday episode and Spotify

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Speaker 1: goes by the name of stimulated. Is probably listened to it,

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Speaker 1: You probably love it, and we love doing it. But

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Speaker 1: people will getting too stimulated. People a getting to stimulated.

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Speaker 1: All right, So new format, Yeah, Monday as per USU

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Speaker 1: Thursday as per Us Friday, no more Stimulated full episode

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Speaker 1: Battie's book Club facts. Okay, big changes, Jake, So what's

747
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 1: going to happen is we don't have the finale of

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Speaker 1: Akatar in this episode, because one minute after the release

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Speaker 1: of this episode will be another episode that you get

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Speaker 1: to go listen to right now if you so desire. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: where we do the finale and it's getting a whole

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Speaker 1: episode on a Monday for the first week, So after

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Speaker 1: you listen to that from here on out, it's Monday, Thursday,

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Speaker 1: Friday still but is now no longer Stimulated and Baddi's

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Speaker 1: book Club.

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Speaker 2: And one more perk for the new Baddies book Club

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Speaker 2: is we know everyone listening quite enjoys it and maybe

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Speaker 2: can't wait until Friday to receive Baddies book Club, So

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00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 2: an added perk on Patreon moving forward in a fortnight

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Speaker 2: when the first second book of what's the second one

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Speaker 2: called of it is called.

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Speaker 1: A Cord of Missed and Fury, Yes, which.

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Speaker 2: We will be adding to the book club, will come

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Speaker 2: out on Patreon on Monday, technically four days early. Yes,

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Speaker 2: so if you want it early every Monday on Patreon,

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Speaker 2: you can get Baddi's book Club, Yes, but otherwise ye,

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Speaker 2: there a minute later, so if you're poor, you can

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Speaker 2: wait till Friday.

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Speaker 1: Just kidding, it's not poor. A way to Friday.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't wait back.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, so go sign up to Patreon because we're

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Speaker 1: adding some more value pretty much. And one day in

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Speaker 1: the future, if we get more Patreon members, maybe what

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Speaker 1: we could do is have the Monday episode early on patreot.

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Speaker 1: As of right now, it's just us two still. Yeah,

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00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 1: it's a bit hard. Yeah, make it Monday a week early.

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Speaker 1: It would be very hard hard. So look, it's something

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Speaker 1: we can do. Yeah, yeah, we need more members. We

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Speaker 1: love you guys.

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Speaker 2: Up next is the og Dilemma's Jake.

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Speaker 1: Yes, how do they submit? You guys know what to do.

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00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 1: There is a link in the description of this episode,

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00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,320
Speaker 1: or you can go to our Instagram page Relatables Podcast

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Speaker 1: and go to the bio. Click the link, scroll down,

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00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 1: click dilemmas. Apparently it's a photo of me and my

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Speaker 1: arms cross wearing a handnat So, did.

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Speaker 2: You say a handnad? Yeah, you know, you know, Oh

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Speaker 2: that's the actual You've never looked at it once, have you?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a picture of you of your arms crossed,

791
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 2: and once you click that, it goes to another picture

792
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Speaker 2: in a hair net.

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Speaker 1: Look, I gotta say, I'm busy being the face of

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Speaker 1: everything looking at it right, looking at it, I got them.

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Speaker 2: Right, all right, This one's good and I think we

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Speaker 2: can give some help.

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Speaker 1: Sweet.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of fun but also kind of tricky. I

799
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Speaker 2: think I'm falling in love.

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Speaker 1: God help me.

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Speaker 2: Hey, boys, love the pod. I wanted to submit this

802
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 2: dilemma and get some male perspective on this situation, because

803
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 2: your girl is confused as fuck. For context, I've been

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00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 2: seeing this guy for about three months, but I've known

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00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 2: him for two years. We've had a small talking stage

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00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 2: in the past, but this is the first time where

807
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 2: routinely seeing each other in a romantic sense. Every time

808
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 2: we see each other, we have amazing banter and we

809
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 2: can properly open up about things, and he's honestly like

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00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: the male version of me. Plus, the sexual tension is

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Speaker 2: in capitals.

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Speaker 1: The shit I thought she was going to say when

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00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: she said that have amazing banter, I thought banter was

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Speaker 1: gonna be sex. Oh in brackets.

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Speaker 2: We haven't done it yet because I haven't been ready,

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Speaker 2: but I think that's changing close brackets. In person, it's perfect,

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00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 2: but he's been a little dry over text and we're

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Speaker 2: speaking less and less, so I'm worried he's talking to

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Speaker 2: other girls. He keeps making jokes about seeing other girls,

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Speaker 2: but I don't know if he's serious or not, and

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Speaker 2: he knows I'm not seeing anyone else in brackets, even

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Speaker 2: though I'm on hinch plus.

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Speaker 1: When this all.

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Speaker 2: Started, we both agreed it was casual, no strings attached,

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Speaker 2: because we both didn't want a relationship. My dilemma is,

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Speaker 2: I think I'm falling in love with this man. I've

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Speaker 2: caught myself wanting to say I love you and wanting

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Speaker 2: to be his girlfriend in brackets. I really want to

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Speaker 2: be his girlfriend, but I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 2: My questions are do I talk to him about wanting

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Speaker 2: more or do I just keep seeing him like I've

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Speaker 2: been and wait for him to realize it as well?

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Speaker 2: Because when I tell you you should see the way

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Speaker 2: this man looks at me, I'm ninety percent sure he

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Speaker 2: feels the same. Or should I just wait for him

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00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 2: to make a move and just back off. We both

837
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 2: have relationship trauma, but he's helped me overcome mine, and

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00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 2: I think I'm helping him with his. I'd love to

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Speaker 2: know what you boys think of my situation from a

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Speaker 2: male's perspective and let me know what I should do.

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Speaker 2: I'm so confused. I'm so sorry. I hope this all

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00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 2: made sense. I absolutely love you boys. You help me

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Speaker 2: at work every morning.

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Speaker 1: Love heart, okayah, love heart, right back at you, love

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Speaker 1: heart right okay, let me young love Well okay. I

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Speaker 1: was listening to a podcast this morning on the way

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Speaker 1: here okay from my house, and they were giving a

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Speaker 1: bit of a debrief on the new series of Love

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Speaker 1: on the Spectrum. Oh yeah, and in one of the

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Speaker 1: episodes they talk about, weird showed a references Okay, yeah, no, no,

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Speaker 1: just wait in one of the shit in one of

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Speaker 1: the episodes they watched, there was a couple that I

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Speaker 1: think the season prior, they met and dated and now

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Speaker 1: they've been together for a year and neither one of

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Speaker 1: them have had sex before in their lives. And the

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Speaker 1: girl in the relationship is keen okay, and so what

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Speaker 1: she did for their one year anniversary was because she's

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Speaker 1: an animator. Yeah, she made an animation of them having

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Speaker 1: sex and legit said to the guy like like to

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Speaker 1: her boyfriend, like, are you picking up what I'm putting down?

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00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, what are you putting down? So

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00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: what I'm putting down here is just next time you're

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Speaker 1: having dinner with him, Get an animation, maybe a card.

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00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:48,359
Speaker 1: It could be simpler, more simple. Get a card, right,

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Speaker 1: write a little car and be like a little drawing

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Speaker 1: of you guys in the bedroom, like in an arrow

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Speaker 1: to it and then us later. Shit, that is sexy, guy.

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00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: It would work, bro, It would work. But we're not

869
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: trying to make them have sex, so to speak. We're

870
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: trying to see.

871
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 2: We're trying to see if he's in love with her

872
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 2: because she's in love with him.

873
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:09,720
Speaker 1: You're talking about no, Okay, well, just be honest.

874
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think honesty is the best policy.

875
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: Get rid of hinge. Get rid of hinge.

876
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 2: And I think you sort of alluded to it, and

877
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,439
Speaker 2: I think you're having this thinking process, but you said

878
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 2: at the start of the relationship, you both said it

879
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 2: just cash.

880
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 1: My question for you on that is when is it

881
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 1: ever just casual? Yeah?

882
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 2: And what does casual mean? It's too blurred, too bluzz a.

883
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 2: I think people like that it's just casual when they

884
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 2: start dating because it takes commitment out of it. But

885
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 2: commitment ends up being the best bit about a relationship. Yep,

886
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 2: when you commit to each other. And I think you've

887
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 2: realized that you want to commit to this man. So

888
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 2: what you should do is say, hey, I've been thinking

889
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 2: about our first initial conversation we had and I'm really

890
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 2: starting to change my mind on that. I've decided to

891
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 2: delete hind and was wondering if you wanted to take

892
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 2: this maybe to the next step. I don't know what

893
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 2: the next step is, but do you want to take

894
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 2: the casual label away and start seeing each other exclusivity? Yeah,

895
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 2: and what male insight can we give on his texting

896
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 2: has become dry?

897
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. Shit chat. Yeah, he might have shit chat.

898
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 2: I wouldn't read into it too much. And the best

899
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 2: thing to do is communicate with him in person and

900
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 2: have that conversation and he could be like, you.

901
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: Know what, I love you too. Yeah, he could be.

902
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: And the thing with boys is.

903
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 2: Especially for me when I was growing up, I was

904
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 2: I know, it's very attractive when men can make the

905
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 2: first move, but I was never confident enough to make

906
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 2: the first move. And even with Cassie, one of the

907
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 2: traits she had that I really appreciated was she kind

908
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 2: of initiated things at the start.

909
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, Beth kissed me, so Cassie kissed me and I

910
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: really love I really love that.

911
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 2: Say I like it because it's like it's like yin

912
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,919
Speaker 2: and ya, I'm shit scared of that. So maybe let's

913
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 2: hopefully assume that he's shit scared and not not having

914
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 2: feelings for you anymore, and just have that conversation and

915
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 2: be like.

916
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: You know what, I really like you. Yeah, just put

917
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: your foot down. Yeah, I say it's sexy. Yeah, and

918
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: then then do what Jake said with the drawings. Yeah,

919
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: that is sexy to be fair, be funny. I think

920
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: have sex first before you do what I think otherwise true,

921
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: you can if you're confident enough to do it for

922
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: the before the first time, it's a little bit forward.

923
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: But if you've done it and you know you're gonna

924
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: do it again, it's like you can bring a little time.

925
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, us laid up, we should do that. No, it's

926
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 2: better coming from a girl because guys, I could confidently

927
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 2: do it.

928
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: I could do it later. Yeah, actually just laughing at me.

929
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 2: But I think it is better coming from a girl

930
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,879
Speaker 2: because I think maybe guys would appreciate that more than girls.

931
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:54,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, very true. Yeah, that's a great point. Also,

932
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: how do I get back to hear this?

933
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 2: Okay?

934
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: Ill suit.

935
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 2: You're addicted to your phone mate on his phone. Togains dilemma.

936
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: Dilemma, Oh it's downstairs, bright, Oh you're fucked Okay, guy's

937
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: my tone. Lads, the dilemma is to be petty or

938
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 1: to not be petty. We know the answer to that.

939
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: Pettiness wins. Pettiness always wins. Background. Eight days before my birthday,

940
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: my boyfriend of five years asked me what I wanted

941
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,879
Speaker 1: for my birthday. I gave him three items I wanted.

942
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: The day of my birthday, I was out of town

943
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: until six pm, but my boyfriend had not planned dinner

944
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: for me, and I got home to a card. I

945
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: asked him if he had ordered my gifts and he

946
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: said no. The day after my birthday, he clocked off

947
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: work at lunchtime, had been paid, and had decided to

948
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,399
Speaker 1: go to Bunnings to buy paint to paint the shed.

949
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: Five days post birthday, I asked my boyfriend if he

950
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: had ordered my birthday present. He said, yeah, it'll be

951
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: delayed because of the public holidays. Anyway, I ordered something

952
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: from the same shop as I wanted something else from there.

953
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: My items were delivered and nothing else has been delivered.

954
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: It is now two weeks post my birthday and he

955
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: has not said anything. Now his birthday is in one month. Okay, good,

956
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: I love this do I? Yeah? Hey, go above and

957
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: beyond to spoil him and hope he feels guilty. Oh

958
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: that's that Ira, But I mean if he feels guilty, though,

959
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: b get him nothing and say nothing. See grow up,

960
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 1: move on and accept my gift isn't coming.

961
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 2: Fuck see no fox C I'm adding d get him nothing,

962
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 2: and then had the conversation of how his actions made

963
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 2: you feel. Yeah, this man, he's treated you like shit

964
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 2: on your birthday. I don't give a fuck about your

965
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 2: pay and shit. Like surely if you're in a loving relationship,

966
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,959
Speaker 2: he can say one hundred dollars a month a month

967
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 2: prior to get you a present that arrives on your birthday.

968
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 2: Fuck this man, Can you something, honestly that's breakup worthy

969
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 2: to me? To be honest, Yeah, if I clearly stated

970
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 2: that I wanted one of three things and I'm in

971
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 2: a loving relationship, if she got me something else, that's fine.

972
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 2: But if she got me nothing, I would be like,

973
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 2: are you taking bits?

974
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: Here's the thing? Right? If yeah, if my girlfriend said

975
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: to me, I'm going I'm gonna get get you both,

976
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 1: just coming up and getting you a present? Yeah, what

977
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: do you want? And I list her three things, and

978
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: let's say she gives me one of them. It's like, yeah, okay, great.

979
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 1: If she gets me nothing, I would prefer to her

980
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 1: just have said I can't get you anything this year.

981
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:33,439
Speaker 1: That's if money's tight.

982
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 2: And if money's tight, going back on what I said,

983
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 2: maybe I'm slightly wrong there. If you don't have money,

984
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,720
Speaker 2: cook her a nice mine, at least you some candle

985
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 2: with dinner, watch some movies, buy some popcorn, and say

986
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 2: happy birthday.

987
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 1: I love it. But that's why I do think this

988
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: is breakup worth it. I think that's a terrible thing. Yeah.

989
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 2: Maybe if you want to be petty, I reckon, don't

990
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 2: get him shit. If you want to be petty, don't

991
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 2: get him shit and have the conversation or there was

992
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 2: probably the healthier thing to do is have the conversation

993
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 2: before his birthday and tell what he did, how made

994
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 2: you feel, and then be like this isn't on, dude,

995
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 2: Like if we're going to have another fifty birthdays together,

996
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 2: I'm not copping this shit.

997
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: I say it, just break up. I feel like I

998
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: feel like that's such a I just fucking break.

999
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 2: Up thing that dudes don't appreciate or value how much, don't.

1000
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 2: I don't know how you can't realize how much that

1001
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 2: means to a person irrespective of gender. No fair, Like

1002
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 2: if you're in a loving relationship with someone and a

1003
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 2: special day is coming up, the day they're fucking born, yeah,

1004
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 2: and you don't get them anything? Like what how does

1005
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 2: two things not click together? And you're like, oh shit,

1006
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 2: I love this woman, let me put some effort in.

1007
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: But also I don't know like he's but he's also

1008
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: just lying with which line? Well he's lying because he.

1009
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 2: Said you're Oh yeah that lying? This is breakup worthy

1010
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 2: to you?

1011
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot about it. Yeah he's lying. You ordered something?

1012
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's break up worthy for sure. There's better

1013
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 2: nice man out there.

1014
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: Girl, I want to say something. You don't know how

1015
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 1: to be petty? Here we go, what do you do?

1016
00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: Option dh ABCD option EH at him nothing and break

1017
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: up with him on his birthday? Like that be crazy?

1018
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: I like that. We're gett a bit risk guey here.

1019
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,720
Speaker 1: We never tell people to break up with someone because

1020
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: but you know what break up worthy it is breakup

1021
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: worthy in my opinion. Yeah, the only reason I'm confident

1022
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: in the say this is because the girl's bathroom. They've

1023
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: broken up marriages. Yeah, they're not afraid of shit.

1024
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 2: I saw another podcast clip the other day, a girl

1025
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 2: did it.

1026
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, they just straight up they'll call off,

1027
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: like they will leave someone at the altar.

1028
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 4: Like, I tell you what we need to do.

1029
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 2: We need to have big dick, Angie and be more confident. Fact,

1030
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 2: we've been walking around here like I don't know what

1031
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 2: to do.

1032
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: You don't deserve this, Yeah, all right, you deserve better.

1033
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 1: You deserve a big dick. First of all. Facts, he

1034
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 1: didn't get you a president, all right. He said he

1035
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: was going to get you a president. He didn't. You

1036
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: asked me if you ordered, and he said yes, it's

1037
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: going to be late, and then he's obviously outright lied. Okay,

1038
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: and nothing's coming.

1039
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 2: So I got another petty option if she does want

1040
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 2: to stay, yeah, if she does want to stay with him.

1041
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 2: Option F is say, hey, you didn't buy me a present,

1042
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 2: so I brought myself one with your card, and then

1043
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 2: buy something from Love honey, and it's a dildo.

1044
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: That's funny, that's really really funny. Option A, B, C, D,

1045
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: E F G. Just don't get yourself anything again, right,

1046
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 1: buy him a present with his card. Yeah, that's a

1047
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: good option. Option hmmm. If you don't know anything, option

1048
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: h figure out that he's got a side piece and

1049
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 1: buy a present for her. He took it too far, Yeah,

1050
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: he's got a side doesn't have anything. Always go as

1051
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: a shed and some paint man.

1052
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:57,399
Speaker 2: Seriously, loser, I'm glad you got to go to paint shed, mate.

1053
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad you goes His shed looks good. Fucking

1054
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: Nick Dick.

1055
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 2: It is baddie sign off time and if you want

1056
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 2: to join this fun at the end, all the baddies

1057
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 2: have been coming with some heat with their notes that

1058
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,720
Speaker 2: the doctors they're doing some stuff. They've got good stuff

1059
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 2: going on, and they got time for a relatable So

1060
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 2: if you want to sign off an episode. It is

1061
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 2: also linked in the description of this episode and is

1062
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 2: on Instagram as well. I don't know what the picture

1063
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 2: of that one is.

1064
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: I forgot.

1065
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 2: Oh well today, let's call Skyler. Hello. Hello, is that Skyler? Yes,

1066
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 2: it's already And Jake from the Relatables podcast, how are

1067
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 2: you going?

1068
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: We are going great?

1069
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 2: Doing great, thanks for picking up the first try and

1070
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 2: nor we have to struggle. Yeah, we we have a question.

1071
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,240
Speaker 2: Would you mind signing off our episode please?

1072
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 1: Yes? Sure? Definitely inspirational. I should have had much.

1073
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 2: If you guys, whoever's listening, if you haven't started Ring Akatar,

1074
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 2: please read the fucking awesome series like and read all

1075
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 2: Sarah J.

1076
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: Mass Yeah, oh yeah, that's what we're doing. Let's go.

1077
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 1: Let's guitar. You've heard it here first from Skylar Guitar

1078
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: is where it's at. Yeah, that's great advice.

1079
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go.

1080
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: Thanks so much.

1081
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Speaker 2: That's all good say guys.

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