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Speaker 2: Well, well stop that, that's not the right thing.

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Speaker 3: You don't want the guys open up our.

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Speaker 2: Well it's only fitting that that gets put in there

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Speaker 2: because all of those callers did come from and.

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Speaker 3: Kate Riche as you might know, Jess and Shade. What

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say one of the producers, No, we're

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Speaker 3: both producers on the Fit show. Absolutely love the guys,

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Speaker 3: love our jobs. And I think I've read that perfectly

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly how exactly.

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Speaker 3: What they write down. Yes, we have our own show

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Speaker 3: Nova Sunday nights around the country, eight pm. But also

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Speaker 3: we put that into a podcast, the best bits from

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Speaker 3: the show, and then we just do an absolute I'm

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Speaker 3: going to use this button here a ton more.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mean more than we probably should. But

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Speaker 2: it's all good. It's all here. You can listen to

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Speaker 2: it now. Fitzy and Whipper love it. Kate Richie's also

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Speaker 2: told she loves it.

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Speaker 3: Has anyone have they listened to it?

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Speaker 2: For that, they said. Does that mean that, I mean.

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Speaker 3: They definitely didn't They definitely, No, of course they did.

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Speaker 3: They're very supportive and we're very lucky to be able

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Speaker 3: to gift you with this show as well. Fifty with

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Speaker 3: Kate listeners. We love doing the Producers pod, so we

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Speaker 3: just thought, this is what we're doing on a Sunday night.

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Speaker 3: This is our pod. If you like it, we'd love

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Speaker 3: you to head over to our channel click follow, give

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Speaker 3: us a rating. It's a bit like uber really, isn't it,

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Speaker 3: and then we'll drop you off at your destination a.

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Speaker 2: Little bit too, but also one of the big things.

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Speaker 2: If you like what you hear with us, tell your friends,

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Speaker 2: Tell your friends that you've heard this.

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Speaker 3: I don't get too pushy.

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Speaker 2: No, you got to tell your friends. If you love it,

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Speaker 2: they'll love it. Everyone loves it and it's good for

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Speaker 2: us as well.

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Speaker 3: I keep doing that. I like it. Yes, we'll enjoy this.

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Speaker 3: It's not Fitty Wiper and Kate. It's Jess and Shay

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Speaker 3: Sunday night's on nover but right now in your.

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Speaker 2: Ears, in your ear holes.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, I think you're cool, my friend.

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Speaker 2: No think again.

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Speaker 3: Oh hang on, you said no. Everyone likes to think

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Speaker 3: that they're cool.

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Speaker 2: Oh look, I would you've got to have a little

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Speaker 3: Think that is what makes someone cool. As to these

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Speaker 3: I aren't any of them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would agree with you. There.

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Speaker 3: Analysis revealed that good people are perceived as more conforming, traditional, secure, warm, agreeable, conscientious,

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Speaker 2: That's a word.

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Speaker 3: Are you saying that because I stumbled on it? Whereas

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Speaker 3: cool people were thought to be more extroverted, hedonistic, powerful, adventurous, open,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that means you like you, you do things for pleasure. Okay,

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Speaker 3: what I thought i'd do. Because you and I probably

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Speaker 3: aren't the best radar on whether we're individually cool.

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Speaker 2: Except what Ollie is the coolest person I know in.

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Speaker 3: Cool producer Oli.

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Speaker 5: First of all, how old are you twenty four?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Give us your cool credentials? Why do you think

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Speaker 5: I'm not a boomer. I think I'm from gen Z

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Speaker 3: You might be older?

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Speaker 3: The fact that you don't know it means means you're uncle.

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Speaker 3: Give us some of the bands you like. Where do

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Speaker 5: I like festivals?

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Speaker 5: To the beach. I don't know people think that's cool?

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Speaker 3: I mean you are cool, you wear cool clothes, you

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Speaker 3: cool to me? Absolutely all right, share you go first.

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Speaker 2: You have the same job as If you're cool.

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Speaker 3: What else have you got makes you cool?

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Speaker 2: My fingers are too fat to play stringed instrument.

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Speaker 2: I live alone and I'm self sufficient?

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Speaker 5: Like, okay, don't pull on my heart strings here.

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Speaker 3: and I'd like a real shot at it. Most mornings

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Speaker 3: to work, I wear a backwards hat.

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Speaker 5: That is cool?

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Speaker 3: It's one that's thirty four, does it?

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Speaker 6: I think it's still cool that you are happy to

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Speaker 5: Confidence is I don't know that helps with your migrants?

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Speaker 6: Taylor Swift is a bit of a in my eyes,

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Speaker 5: So it's almost like it's cooler. Should not be as

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Speaker 2: I would say she's not niche enough anymore.

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Speaker 5: But I would have said, you play cord your code.

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Speaker 5: You're a mom. That's pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: I can't use that.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a final ruling. Is shay cool? Oh what's

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Speaker 5: your tesla. That's pretty cool. You can make sound effects

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Speaker 5: with your tesla. Your car's cool, But it doesn't make

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Speaker 3: It came off a bit because he does musical for Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't use that as a thing.

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Speaker 5: You were Shrek. I know that about it.

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Speaker 2: But that is cool, isn't that I played Shrek?

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Speaker 5: Is that not? Really?

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Speaker 2: I went Taylor Swift merchandise too, And.

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Speaker 5: I would have say, you're pretty cool, do you think? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to take those away.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're the coolest in the between the two of you.

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Speaker 2: Come on, mate, the lesson of two Evils.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Jess and Shaye.

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Speaker 2: So I do some strange things when I'm home on

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Speaker 2: I talk to myself. Do you talk to yourself?

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Speaker 3: Not really?

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Speaker 2: I see I talk to myself all the time.

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Speaker 3: But I've got company always.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you've got your little boy and your wife.

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Speaker 3: Is when I talk to the dog and it's like,

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Speaker 2: Do you talk to the dog in dog voice?

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Speaker 3: Of course?

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Speaker 3: Our dog's name is Frankie, but her nickname is Dufa Frankie,

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Speaker 3: frufy doofy dofa. It's how we got there.

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Speaker 2: That's great.

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Speaker 3: Kind of my little freaky little little doof Would you

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Speaker 3: like would you like?

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Speaker 3: Of course I do. She's my sweet little cherrup.

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Speaker 2: Everyone has the little doggie voice.

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Speaker 3: Imagine me getting home, Hello, Frankie, how are you?

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Speaker 2: How was he to day?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 5: Way No.

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Speaker 2: I constantly talked to myself out loud as well. And

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's nine it's weird.

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Speaker 3: I think that's fine.

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Speaker 2: What about singing and making up songs for what I'm

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Speaker 2: washing the dishes, I'll be like washing the dishes, do

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Speaker 3: I almost want to come and do the dishes sound.

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Speaker 5: It's a vibe.

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Speaker 2: You have to do that, otherwise you're just doing mundane,

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Speaker 2: boring things like the Other thing I do is singing

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Speaker 2: with a chipmunk voice, like I have this voice and

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Speaker 2: some people are like, oh my god, it's Elmo. Oh

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Speaker 2: I got it's Stitch from Lilo and Stitch. Lilo and

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Speaker 2: Stitch I always get that confused because a guy that

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Speaker 2: we work with here is Snitch.

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Speaker 3: I would love to see the version of.

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Speaker 2: It's very very good. It sounds production design.

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Speaker 3: The little girl, and then just a weird man loading audio.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and a weird dog over in the corner as well.

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Speaker 3: Not weird because Snitch is weird as in weird because

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Speaker 3: it's not the little grammar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, people are like, what is that? Elmo?

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Speaker 2: Is it Snitch? So I did it again? Is it Stitch?

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Speaker 2: And I just think it's me doing my little chipmunk voice?

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Speaker 3: Can I have an example?

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Speaker 2: Problem?

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Speaker 3: Just blown my month?

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Speaker 2: So I will walk around the house and I'm doing go.

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Speaker 3: Again, horror fools all the bottom.

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Speaker 2: And that's not We're not doing any sort of like

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Speaker 2: But I will sing songs as well, so pop songs

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Speaker 2: Pink Pony Club?

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Speaker 3: Can we hear a little bit?

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Speaker 2: I've got a little backing track there.

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Speaker 3: Okay, hay let me because you can't.

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Speaker 3: Do you call this voice?

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Speaker 2: I called chipmunk voice?

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Speaker 3: It needs its own name and character.

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Speaker 2: Well maybe you can give it an.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go on pink Honey club.

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Speaker 2: Owner.

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Speaker 3: It's a cute.

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Speaker 2: You want a little doll black handled the claus.

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Speaker 2: Heard the dolls are spousal plalls, Well, borls and girls

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Speaker 3: My mom are proud. I'll hold it's kinna cross the sum.

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Speaker 2: I'll get it wrong. A little girl noss Girna scream what.

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Speaker 2: And don't have to climb Mama? Just yeah, So that's.

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Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. That is one of the most impressive things, really,

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Speaker 3: Actor, you certainly could.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it so much. I just do it

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Speaker 3: Can you just do a little like can you say

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Speaker 2: I did something for the first time last week, and

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Speaker 3: Speaking enough on air? Are you about to tell us

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Speaker 2: It's embarrassing, Okay, it is so embarrassing. So as you know,

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Speaker 2: I'm into my little fitness era at the moment.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're looking good. A million bucks?

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Speaker 2: How much weight have I lost?

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Speaker 2: Because I tell you every single day that I'm here.

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Speaker 3: I'm very proud of you.

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Speaker 2: No, I thought I would try some different things, right,

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Speaker 2: So I do the walking, I do the women. No,

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Speaker 2: but that may make me lose a little bit more weight. No,

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Speaker 2: I can't get over that hump. So I thought I

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Speaker 3: I was wrong. You know, doing the lazy thing is

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Speaker 2: I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you can do horizontal exercise, I'm all

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Speaker 3: for it. But what it wasn't what you thought it

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Speaker 2: It wasn't what I thought it was going to be.

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Speaker 2: It was really hard. It was actually really.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and the sweat was coming. It was actually a

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Speaker 2: really good workout. However, I did something and I can't

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Speaker 3: What did you do?

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Speaker 2: I may have expelled something from my nether regions, because

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Speaker 2: It's fine. But I was mortified. I can't go back.

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Speaker 3: I mean, and will you ever do perfarties again?

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Speaker 2: But I want to open it up, like I can't

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Speaker 2: They can't go back somewhere like seriously, So thirteen twenty

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Speaker 3: Well, you know what happened to me. I went to

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Speaker 4: Ah?

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Speaker 3: It was so uncomfortable. All right, I'm thirteen twenty four

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Speaker 3: did you do somewhere that means you can't go back?

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Speaker 4: Yes, so I can't go back to this restaurant that's

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Speaker 4: I can't stand is having someone sink birthday to me

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Speaker 4: in public?

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Speaker 2: Oh is fair enough?

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Speaker 3: That is a that's a genuine fear for a lot

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Speaker 4: I just get so embarrassed. But just take the step further.

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Speaker 3: Vanessa, do you know what the waiter should have sung?

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Jess and shape, I'd like to speak

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Speaker 2: That's not me.

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Speaker 3: That's something if you work in customer service you don't

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Speaker 2: I speak to the manager please? Immediately, being that inquisitive

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Speaker 2: That I know that changed her name from Karen to

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Speaker 3: No, I'd go something like Noah that feels very like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's chucking a Shane loves a double pluger. That guy,

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Speaker 3: Chucking a Trev Absolutely chucking a Trev. Okay. What about

450
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:25,160
Speaker 3: Tracy obsessed with their dog usually a staffi or a kelpie,

451
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:29,280
Speaker 3: calls the council over noisy neighbors chucking at Tracy. Tanya

452
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:32,040
Speaker 3: loves her pilates classes, maybe not so much if she's

453
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,440
Speaker 3: doing it next to you on the Reformer, and likes

454
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,960
Speaker 3: to make passive aggressive comments at the school gate.

455
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,960
Speaker 2: I know a person like that.

456
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:42,240
Speaker 3: There'd be so many Tanyas out there. Okay, this is Kyle.

457
00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:45,240
Speaker 3: Punches things when angry, usually about losing at the footy.

458
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also monster energy.

459
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:52,720
Speaker 3: Obsessed, Yes, with a beanie like a lime green bean reason.

460
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,439
Speaker 2: And one of those ugly pencil mustaches that seemed to

461
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,400
Speaker 2: be in fashion at the moment. Yeah, I can.

462
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:59,000
Speaker 3: See that all right. What about Beck loves a flat white,

463
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,960
Speaker 3: has an Instagram full of beat shots, and avocado toast

464
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,840
Speaker 3: back and like you could spell back in any way,

465
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,240
Speaker 3: shape or form, which is awesome.

466
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,040
Speaker 2: I see. I've seen a few different spellings of Beck.

467
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,639
Speaker 2: The weirdest one was b eq Oh, yeah, which is

468
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:14,840
Speaker 2: I've never seen that.

469
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,440
Speaker 3: I can't tell if that's so Bogan or so classic.

470
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,200
Speaker 2: I'd say so Bogan, Yeah, that's what I'm saying, super Bogan.

471
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:23,119
Speaker 3: And Crystal, the new Age mystic does taro at the

472
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,480
Speaker 3: markets where's lots of crystals and has a vintage kom

473
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,600
Speaker 3: Butcher obsession.

474
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:30,359
Speaker 2: Oh see, I would say that Crystal is something else completely.

475
00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:32,399
Speaker 3: What would you say Crystal is?

476
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:36,400
Speaker 2: Crystal likes to go and dance on a pole at

477
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,960
Speaker 2: two am in the morning for money.

478
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:41,440
Speaker 3: Dare Dare I say? Dare I say that a Crystal

479
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,200
Speaker 3: that does that at twenty then in her late thirties

480
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,000
Speaker 3: is the new Age mystic that does taro at the markets.

481
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, she can read your tarot and do a good

482
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,320
Speaker 2: dance for you too. And the other one that always

483
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,520
Speaker 2: seems to don't know. You couldn't really use this as

484
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,760
Speaker 2: a term of endement. You're a Greg.

485
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,760
Speaker 3: Oh that's my poor dad's name, you said, what's a Greg?

486
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,240
Speaker 2: Greg is occasionally used for passive, aggressive middle aged men

487
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,359
Speaker 2: who think they know better.

488
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,920
Speaker 3: No, you know what, Greg is a great.

489
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:15,640
Speaker 2: Dad for daddy, Daddy, Sorry, your dad, go to the FS.

490
00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:18,399
Speaker 1: You're listening to Jess and Shaye.

491
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,320
Speaker 3: I was listening to a true crime podcast yesterday all

492
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,800
Speaker 3: the way home. I love true crime. Now, this isn't

493
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,120
Speaker 3: a podcast that I've ever listened to before. Normally i'll

494
00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,000
Speaker 3: go like your case Files or you get you know,

495
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,320
Speaker 3: I Catch Killers podcast.

496
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,920
Speaker 2: This isn't a podcast I listened to.

497
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,160
Speaker 3: This podcast sucks now. Actually I rate this podcast as

498
00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:40,400
Speaker 3: fifty percent of it. I endorse it. No, this podcast

499
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,080
Speaker 3: I just put on because it was about a case

500
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,000
Speaker 3: that's happening in America. Now, I'm not going to go

501
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,399
Speaker 3: too much into it because I don't want to be

502
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,560
Speaker 3: insensitive to any of the victims, and they were quite

503
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,199
Speaker 3: a few of it. But I just wanted the latest

504
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,280
Speaker 3: update because something major had happened in court and this

505
00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:55,359
Speaker 3: podcast title. Maybe it was a bit of clickbait, but

506
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,720
Speaker 3: it looked like they had all the information on it

507
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,239
Speaker 3: and that had kind of happened yesterday morning, and I

508
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,640
Speaker 3: was like, great, it's up like two hours later. I'm

509
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,680
Speaker 3: going to get all the information.

510
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,159
Speaker 2: What was the time difference between it?

511
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,359
Speaker 3: Oh, only a couple of hours, Like, so it actually was.

512
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 2: It wasn't like, oh, this happened in nineteen.

513
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:13,399
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, twenty three. This was why I

514
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,199
Speaker 3: picked this podcast because something had happened in the courts

515
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,439
Speaker 3: in America and I wanted the latest on it, and

516
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,639
Speaker 3: this was the most recent, up to date podcast I

517
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 3: could find. What I didn't realize is that this podcast

518
00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:27,639
Speaker 3: is probably not in the same kind of quality and

519
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,480
Speaker 3: league as like a case file or you know, some

520
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 3: of those other ones, even like my favorite murder, those

521
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 3: sort of ones. Right, And I clued on pretty quickly

522
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 3: when I heard what they'd done with the opener and

523
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:45,879
Speaker 3: how they had used AI for a crime podcast. Season six,

524
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:49,920
Speaker 3: We're back again, Christie and Katie, your crime time friends.

525
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:54,440
Speaker 7: Oh oh he's justice Last Glide, True Crime Squad, Come join.

526
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:59,359
Speaker 4: The Rye grab clus Let's take a stands voices, hand

527
00:21:59,400 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 4: and hand.

528
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,800
Speaker 3: True Crime Squad.

529
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 7: Is time to shine.

530
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:07,639
Speaker 3: Season six, Your Turn, Your Time. I thought it was

531
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 3: a parody.

532
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not into it.

533
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 3: Haven't listen to that bit. That's the last bit. Hang on,

534
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:17,600
Speaker 3: here you go, True Crime Squad. Where Justice Needs Where

535
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,680
Speaker 3: justice meets hilarity. That's one of the lines. This was

536
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,399
Speaker 3: another grab clues.

537
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,880
Speaker 4: Let's take a stand for victim's voices.

538
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:29,120
Speaker 3: Hand in hand, take my hand, grab the clues, Let's

539
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:30,840
Speaker 3: take a stand for victims. Everywhere.

540
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,680
Speaker 2: It sounds like a really bad high school musical.

541
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,880
Speaker 3: It just felt really, really off for what was then

542
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 3: a very intense podcast on the crime that had occurred.

543
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 2: I mean it was the crime, like really gory in.

544
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 3: Depth yep, yep. And I won't go into it just

545
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,400
Speaker 3: any I just mean anyone talking about crime but doing

546
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 3: a little a little opener like that and talking about victims.

547
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 3: That doesn't sit right with me. So I thought, what

548
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 3: are some other industries where if you kind of had

549
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 3: like an industry specific podcast, you probably wouldn't want to

550
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 3: have an easy, breezy AI opener. And I thought one

551
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 3: of them is being a pilot. So say you were learning,

552
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,239
Speaker 3: you worked, you worked at Boeing. They put all the

553
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,639
Speaker 3: information online fire a podcasts, a very serious podcast. Imagine

554
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 3: if this was the opener, sign.

555
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 2: Well just fine.

556
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:24,360
Speaker 7: Well up late two hours gone we passed theirpon landing.

557
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 3: Black Choke and this look get behind this lights out

558
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,640
Speaker 3: those new whole pilots jewel, and we weren't dead.

559
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 1: But all the steaks look better around the pilot's cow.

560
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 3: All mistakes look better on the pilot's cap.

561
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,640
Speaker 1: Alma, steaks look better pilot's cow.

562
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 3: And then you go into Then then the episode would

563
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 3: start and it would be super serious.

564
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 1: All right.

565
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,719
Speaker 3: Open up to page one hundred and seventy four, boeing

566
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 3: the doors they must stay on.

567
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 2: Well, the thing I take away from that is that

568
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,400
Speaker 2: I better go and put my pilot's cap on because

569
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 2: you make a mistake. It's fine, I'm wearing a pilot's cap.

570
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 3: But actually, actually I also thought, if you are a

571
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 3: surgeon and you're listening to a podcast about surgery and

572
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 3: saving people's life, you probably don't want to hear this.

573
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 3: As the opener, scoundrel slips Nick the spleen was a

574
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 3: little snow.

575
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 1: It's the scene alongside marked charts.

576
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 2: And mess anesthetics.

577
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 3: Second guest, nurses knew the light is dim and the

578
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 3: patient's name isn't it Jim.

579
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: All least ladies have the hearts for docs.

580
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 3: So you can get away with it because ladies have

581
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 3: the hots for docks.

582
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 2: Well, that's true, even some gay men.

583
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 3: It's actually quite catchy.

584
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 2: I thought there was more. She was just saying, well, ready, okay,

585
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 2: oh no, she's not. Ell least ladies have the hearts

586
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,639
Speaker 2: for doc, so do for at the end, she's not

587
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 2: for docks, just single Doc.

588
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: No.

589
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 2: I mean I can get behind a podcast like that,

590
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 2: but not a serious podcast, That's what I mean. Have

591
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,400
Speaker 2: you made one for us?

592
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 3: I haven't. Should I do that for next week?

593
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 7: Yeah?

594
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 2: But I dread to think what's in there because I've

595
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 2: asked AI about myself and the things that it comes

596
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 2: back with is pretty bloody specific.

597
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,199
Speaker 3: Okay, tune into the pod next week. I'll have that

598
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:09,679
Speaker 3: ready for you.

599
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: You're listening to Jess and Shay.

600
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 3: Ever, I need your help with something, alrighty, What can

601
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,199
Speaker 3: I help you with?

602
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 2: Well, it's no secret that I'm turning the Big four

603
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 2: to oh this year.

604
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 3: That's exciting day. Are you looking at the.

605
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 2: August of twenty first? I mean, I know I don't

606
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 2: look forty, not at all. I'm saying that genuinely. I

607
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 2: don't feel forty.

608
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, sorry, I don't really the other way feel forty.

609
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 2: I never have. I can't believe on you don't give

610
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 2: off forty energy.

611
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 3: No, I don't even give off thirty nine.

612
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 2: Maybe thirty eight. No, like birthdays coming up. I'm not

613
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 2: a big birthday person. I don't like birthday parties.

614
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 3: I don't like have you had a bad experience in

615
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 3: the past.

616
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 2: I've had a bad experience at other people's parties, and

617
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 2: I don't want that to happen to me. Oh, okay,

618
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 2: you know, like you get that embarrassment.

619
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,959
Speaker 3: By boxing, you're like range by association.

620
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:01,199
Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely, But do you think it's wrong for me

621
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 2: to want to set up an online like gift wish

622
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,719
Speaker 2: list for my forty kind of We know you can

623
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 2: do an Amazon wish list, right, I think you could.

624
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,879
Speaker 3: Do it if you were having a party. But to

625
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,360
Speaker 3: not have a party and just expect people to amazon

626
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 3: you gifts to your door, there's something slightly off.

627
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 2: There, so I can't do it. No, I'm just so

628
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 2: sick of people buying me shit gifts.

629
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 3: I think that's fine by all means, tell us what

630
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 3: you want. My little sister every year she sends us

631
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,199
Speaker 3: a list and we just all go, great, I'm on this, this, this,

632
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 3: and this. She knows what she's getting, but at least

633
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 3: she's happy. But she has to have the party to

634
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 3: receive the gift, You've got to give a little bit

635
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 3: of yourself for me to give a little bit of myself.

636
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 2: I see, I just don't want to have that part

637
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 2: of it.

638
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 3: Like that's the whole you know, boys, what are you're dreading.

639
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 2: The center of attention thing? And I know that's weird

640
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 2: given what I do for a job, but I just

641
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 2: don't like being the center of attention everyone sings at you.

642
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 3: What if we could throw you a party and it's

643
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 3: not for your birthday, it's for something else that all

644
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 3: your friends and family might come to and then people

645
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 3: can do present there for your birthday, which might be

646
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 3: in a few days time.

647
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that means also that they get If I

648
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,199
Speaker 2: am going to do the wish list and they're going

649
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 2: to come to a party, I need to tell them

650
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 2: what's on that list, and they need to see it.

651
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 2: And I'm afraid that most of the things that I

652
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 2: want are really lame.

653
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 3: Well, we did work out you're not cooled a little

654
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 3: bit earlier. Yeah, one of the sort of things you wanted.

655
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 2: Well, I need a new wallet, and that's it's pretty

656
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 2: you know, like forty year old man, I need a

657
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 2: new wallet. The other thing that I'm really desperate for

658
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 2: is a pepper grinder, like a really good pepper grinderd Yeah,

659
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 2: because you know, you go to cafes and stuff and

660
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 2: they have those really big ones like obnoxiously and they

661
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 2: come over to the table.

662
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 3: And then yeah, they look like a chess piece.

663
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, or they're going to knock you out with it.

664
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 2: But like the pepper that smells amazing, it tastes amazing.

665
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 2: The pepper that you have at home with the ones

666
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 2: that you get from like your coals or wallies and

667
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 2: you grind not the same, okay, not the same. I

668
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 2: need a really decent pepper grind.

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Speaker 3: What about are getting a salt shaker to go with it?

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Speaker 3: So two people don't need to go in on this

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Speaker 3: big gun.

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Speaker 2: No, just I need one good decent pepper.

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Speaker 3: Grinder, absolutely okay. What else is on the list?

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Speaker 2: Making me lay?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I need a new dice and hair dryer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's okay, you can put that on there. The

678
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Speaker 3: girlies would hook you up there. Too expensive though, isn't

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Speaker 3: it like people can go in halves?

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Speaker 2: Even halves? Is too expensive? I need like seven friends

681
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Speaker 2: to go in on that one even more? How much

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Speaker 2: is it like eight hundred bucks.

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Speaker 3: Oh you need ten friends?

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean the pepper grinder for me. I didn't.

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Speaker 2: I want to tell people that I need a new

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Speaker 2: pepper grinder, but I feel like it's really lame.

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Speaker 3: What if I sought that gift out for you and

688
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Speaker 3: I hold the pepper and I just get you a

689
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Speaker 3: subscription to grind?

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Speaker 2: Hey, now you're talking?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 1: Is Jess and Shay?

693
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Speaker 3: I came across something very funny online and it was

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Speaker 3: just a meme saying what would bands be called if

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Speaker 3: they were also medical problems?

696
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Speaker 2: I think I might have sown the same meme.

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Speaker 3: Did you see it? The diabetes?

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Speaker 2: It's so good?

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Speaker 3: It was very good. It made me think of a

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Speaker 3: few other ones. I want to run them past you

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Speaker 3: and please jump in if you have any out gang

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Speaker 3: Green Day A Do you like that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Better than their songs. I'm not a Green day fan,

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Speaker 2: never have been. Really No, I mean.

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Speaker 3: You're an American idiot.

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Speaker 2: God, Now that's a good joke. I'll give you that one.

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Speaker 2: Cold Plague is one of my favorites.

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Speaker 3: That's really good. I like that. Okay, what about instead

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Speaker 3: of arthritis, it's the arthritic monkeys?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, monkeystick monkeys.

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Speaker 3: Pretty hard to say.

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Speaker 2: I will give that to you. What about rage against

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Speaker 2: the vaccine? That's good?

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Speaker 3: What about panic attack at the disco?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been there multiple multiple times, Lincoln Parkinson's. Oh

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Speaker 2: that's good.

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Speaker 3: That's good, just to shake things up a bit, now,

718
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Speaker 3: is that joking appropriate? Maybe I'm going to say no,

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Speaker 3: only because this good friend of mine works for the

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Speaker 3: Parkinson's charity, and the charity is called shake it Up.

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Speaker 3: Oh really stand by that, and adding if you need

722
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Speaker 3: to come for me, you let me know.

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Speaker 2: That is a really great name.

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Speaker 3: It's not bad, right, Yeah. All they need to top

725
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Speaker 3: it off is Taylors were singing shake it off, but

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Speaker 3: shake it up?

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Speaker 2: I mean I don't think she would.

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Speaker 3: You don't think no? Yeah, sorry, any back to the

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Speaker 3: drawing board, all right. Second last one for me, Miley

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Speaker 3: virus that's good.

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Speaker 2: You like I pay that. I pay that good. The

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Speaker 2: red hot chilli glands.

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Speaker 3: That's very good. And for me, I know this is

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Speaker 3: a bit of a cop out. It's actually it's a

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Speaker 3: lot of a cop out. It's just the stroke.

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Speaker 2: Oh I m you pay it. I do. And one

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Speaker 2: more from me Fleetwood macular degeneration.

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Speaker 5: Very good, very good.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Jess and Shay, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Ever.

741
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Speaker 2: So there's a guy who's gone viral for the amount

742
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Speaker 2: of fast food that he's eating, and he's gone through

743
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Speaker 2: every part of what he's spent on fast food in

744
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Speaker 2: his bank statement, and I everyone's saying that it's a

745
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Speaker 2: staggering amount. I don't actually think it is.

746
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Speaker 3: What's sort of cuisine? Are we talking?

747
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Speaker 2: Mexican?

748
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Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, I love you.

749
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Speaker 2: Can't be that. Yeah, how much you reckon you would

750
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Speaker 2: spend on takeaway?

751
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Speaker 3: I mean, gyg whiz.

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Speaker 7: Oh.

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Speaker 3: Look, we have tried to set a takeaway budget for

754
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Speaker 3: each month, and we just went over July and it's

755
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Speaker 3: what's the budget. It's the seventh day of July's. Oh,

756
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Speaker 3: it's like two hundred bucks for the month, for.

757
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Speaker 2: The whole month.

758
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so what's like three of us eating so that's

759
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Speaker 3: kind of hard pizza these days is twenty five bucks.

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Speaker 2: So how much will that be for twelve months? We're

761
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Speaker 2: talking to twenty four hundred bucks?

762
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Speaker 3: I think. So it's not enough.

763
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Speaker 2: Okay, So this guy on just this Mexican food outlet, Yeah,

764
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Speaker 2: send something if you want to. Steven month, do love

765
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Speaker 2: your food? Sixty five hundred dollars in the year, and

766
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Speaker 2: I don't think that's very much.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I think it is because this Mexican chain is

768
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Speaker 3: not that expensive.

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Speaker 2: It's actually quite cheap. Let me, let me just work

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Speaker 2: it out.

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Speaker 3: So obviously, you know, not adding guoc and chips every time,

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Speaker 3: or a drink.

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Speaker 2: Sixty five hundred divided by twelve five hundred and forty

774
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Speaker 2: one dollars a month?

775
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Speaker 3: Okay? What's that a week.

776
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Speaker 2: Divided by four one hundred and thirty five dollars a week?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So we're talking about twenty ish bucks a day.

778
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Speaker 2: So he's possibly having it five days a week.

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Speaker 3: Does it count with any if anyone else eats it

780
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Speaker 3: with him? Or this is just him?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know the specifics of it, but

782
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Speaker 2: that's how much he's he's spending on it. I won't

783
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Speaker 2: say I spend more.

784
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Speaker 3: Okay, what would be your go to take away meal?

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Speaker 2: I am an absolute fiend. It's fiend with a D fiend.

786
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Speaker 2: That was feene fiend.

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Speaker 3: Oh dear, I am a stupid adult.

788
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Speaker 2: Absolute fein. Now you got me questioning.

789
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Speaker 3: I know you're right, Fene, I'm a fiend. Now, you

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Speaker 3: don't say the D you do say thenight, like obviously

791
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Speaker 3: I'm talking about like the man in arm and not

792
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Speaker 3: like day and night.

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Speaker 2: I think you're wrong here, it's fiend, ask them, ask chat,

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Speaker 2: GPT or Siri.

795
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Speaker 3: Oh, proved to me you're not cool?

796
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Speaker 2: Hey, Siri? Is it fene or fiend?

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00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 7: Modern usage in modern slang, particularly within certain subcultures, fen

798
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 7: is a colloquial derivative of the word fiend, often referring

799
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Speaker 7: to someone extremely dedicated to a particular interest or activity.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so we shut up. We're both right.

801
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Speaker 3: We are both got more important question. Why is your

802
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Speaker 3: serious man? Because you can choose, so you chose a man.

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Speaker 3: So you're telling me you don't like women telling you

804
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Speaker 3: what to do, we're gonna have them.

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Speaker 2: Well, on that note, it's the end of us for well,

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Speaker 2: not not completely.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I just span everywhere.

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Speaker 2: It's not the end of my me up, it's not

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Speaker 2: the end of us completely. It's just the end of

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Speaker 2: this episode. And you've liked what you've heard, make sure

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Speaker 2: you give us five stars. Leave a little rating too,

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Speaker 3: Leave a review. I'd love to write a review, or

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Speaker 3: Underscore on Instagram and you want to if you want

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Speaker 3: to slide into this lovely looking man's lovely looking. I

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Speaker 3: like that, thank you.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't count though, because you're.

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Speaker 3: Gay, yes, or it doesn't count back, so.

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Speaker 2: You absolutely, I see, mister.

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Speaker 3: It's like see and it's just as asterisks.

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Speaker 2: Exclamation mark, yes, no, mister, underscore see underscore rogan. I

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Speaker 2: did get a few people last week.

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Speaker 3: That's nice. Yeah, nice. I've got lots of people unfollowing.

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Speaker 3: It's quite the opposite.

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Speaker 2: I didn't follow them back, that's sad. And let them

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Speaker 2: follow me.

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Speaker 3: I told you to let them follow you and that

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Speaker 3: you would follow them back.

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Speaker 2: There was a few that I followed, but they didn't

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Speaker 2: follow everybody.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think you go back and you do that, okay,

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Speaker 3: you know where we'll definitely follow people back. TikTok chess

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Speaker 3: and Shae, j E S S A N D just

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Speaker 3: the normal spelling event and c H A E.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because my name is weird and it sounds weird

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Speaker 2: when you say it, but it's spelled a different.

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Speaker 3: Way, and you know what, it suits you perfectly.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, we'll see you next week.

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Speaker 1: Bye. You're listening to Jess and Shae on