Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I keep on talking of that. Ah, God, I've missed
Speaker 2: you and I am not in the studio with you
Speaker 2: in person, Jack, because I've been filling it on Fitzy
Speaker 2: and Whippers show in Sydney, and I'm in Sydney to
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Speaker 3: Lag Yeah, you are swey. I'm in Melbourne. It's probably
Speaker 3: best you're not here today because I'm going to be
Speaker 3: completely honest. I got a last minute invite to the
Speaker 3: Drake concert here.
Speaker 4: In Melbourne last night.
Speaker 3: Ah, and I haven't had a heap of sleep, but
Speaker 3: it looks.
Speaker 2: Oh, you look so fresh. I can't. I know that
Speaker 2: I'm going to know you for the rest of your life,
Speaker 2: and I can't wait until we're having our you know,
Speaker 2: a little omelet or something that I've forced you to
Speaker 2: eat and you're like forty eight and you've gone swanny.
Speaker 2: I've hit the I've hit it. I can't. I cannot
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Speaker 4: nice time in Sydney.
Speaker 2: Though, yes, yes, I haven't got a story about me
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Speaker 3: say good eight to us thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: How was your weekend? What was the highlight from it?
Speaker 3: We'll give you a Baker's Delight voucher for sharing with.
Speaker 1: Us The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We are fresh back from a weekend and this is
Speaker 2: what we want to.
Speaker 5: Know Chrissy say today.
Speaker 2: So anyone pretend give us a call, say gooday, tell
Speaker 2: us what your highlight of the weekend was?
Speaker 4: What was yours? Swanee?
Speaker 2: God, it's really I don't even want to say say it. Okay, Yes,
Speaker 2: it just came to me because mainly just all the
Speaker 2: normal stuff cleaning and sorting, but I made a I
Speaker 2: made up a recipe. Years ago, when the kids were little,
Speaker 2: I used to take them to the local trash and
Speaker 2: treasure market, not for the trash and treasure, but for
Speaker 2: the hot bag of cinnamon donuts, which were unbelievable, still
Speaker 2: the best I've ever had. Anyway. You see, it obviously
Speaker 2: gets very cold in winter, so the summer treat of
Speaker 2: walking down there ended because Mum can't be stuffed. So
Speaker 2: I said, no, we're not going today. And Leo, you know,
Speaker 2: the little lip went and he said, but what about
Speaker 2: the cinnamon donuts? And so I thought, okay, a, now
Speaker 2: I know why you really like getting out of the houses.
Speaker 2: Nothing to do with nice family times. About the donuts.
Speaker 2: And I made up a beautiful cake that I called
Speaker 2: the cinnamon donut cake, and I remembered its existence and
Speaker 2: I found the recipe. I'm doing a lot of recipe
Speaker 2: finding of your notice, Yes, And I made the cake
Speaker 2: and it was so delicious.
Speaker 4: Wish you were in Melbourne so you could have brought
Speaker 4: it in formula. I know.
Speaker 2: I had a big slab and I gave it to
Speaker 2: Leo and he was like flawed. He was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, this cake is ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Oh good it still has the ticke of approval.
Speaker 2: I'll make it for you when I get back.
Speaker 4: Please please.
Speaker 3: My highlight was Drake Swanni, but I feel like let's
Speaker 3: talk about that after three o'clock because there's so many Did.
Speaker 2: You want to actually hear everything about it? Because tickets
Speaker 2: as rare as Hen's teeth.
Speaker 4: Right and so expensive? Tool release?
Speaker 6: Helloi, how are you hi?
Speaker 2: Good to hear you? What was your week What was
Speaker 2: your weekend highlight?
Speaker 7: The weekend highlight was definitely escaping Adelaide and heading over
Speaker 7: to Perth to these family.
Speaker 2: Wow, and what did you do?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: How did you? What do you do with family that
Speaker 2: you don't do with anyone else?
Speaker 7: We visited the markets over there at Frio, went to
Speaker 7: the beach, went to this place called sight Tech, which
Speaker 7: is just a big science and technology new zan that
Speaker 7: was really good, had a lot of.
Speaker 2: Fun, fantastic, good on your Darling Baker's delight.
Speaker 4: That's you for you at least, let's go to Chris.
Speaker 4: How is your weekend?
Speaker 5: Chris good Banks?
Speaker 8: How about yours?
Speaker 4: Was good? Brother? What did you do?
Speaker 5: I actually played cricket on the weekend?
Speaker 2: Okay, talk us through, talk us through? Did you have
Speaker 2: an injury. Did you rub the red ball on your bits?
Speaker 9: No, I actually took my first ever wicket and I.
Speaker 4: Wish, I wish we knew like luch for you.
Speaker 2: That sounds Chris, good on, you, good on.
Speaker 3: We're gonna send your Baker's Delight about you, mate. Don't
Speaker 3: get yourself a pizza to refuel.
Speaker 10: Beautiful.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: I mean that would be a highlight, isn't it your
Speaker 2: first achievement of anything.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's awesome, is.
Speaker 2: A big deal. Let's finish with you, Rebecca. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 2: I love you, guys.
Speaker 9: I love you.
Speaker 8: Wait to listen to you guys every single day on
Speaker 8: the way to drop pick up my kids from school.
Speaker 8: And I live in the country, so it for a
Speaker 8: good half an hour drive and you just make my day.
Speaker 8: So thank you guys so much.
Speaker 2: All right, so what do you get up to in
Speaker 2: the country. I mean, I know that you've probably had
Speaker 2: a great weekend, but I just want to spend a
Speaker 2: little bit of time getting to know you, Beck, now
Speaker 2: that I've got you on the line.
Speaker 8: Yeah, of course, in a beautiful place called Riddle's Creek.
Speaker 8: We've got kangaroos in our backyard, We've got ducks, We've
Speaker 8: got crooker barrows and it's just heavenly. I love it.
Speaker 2: I think I know someone who used to live in
Speaker 2: Riddles Creek. Do you know hands sparks?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we're doing this so much. This never works.
Speaker 2: Very classy. She's got red hair.
Speaker 8: She does she do? Is she like an artist?
Speaker 2: Yes she is. She is my speech and drama teacher
Speaker 2: at school.
Speaker 8: Yes, I think I do know her.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it worked.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I finally got one.
Speaker 3: Becky Beck, thanks for being such a beautiful listen, and
Speaker 3: we're going to send you a Baker's Delight dow drum.
Speaker 3: I'm also going to send you one hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: dollars out you for interfloor. I get Valentine's Day flowers
Speaker 3: and you've delivered on the same day.
Speaker 2: Oh, Beck, what is your favorite flower? I just want
Speaker 2: to know you better.
Speaker 8: Oh, probably a row, because I'm looking at the right
Speaker 8: now as I sit on my porch.
Speaker 2: I'll go and get yourself a big bunch of rises
Speaker 2: from Interflorida.
Speaker 8: Friend's birthday today, so I'm gonna go buy her flowers
Speaker 8: gorgeous as they had.
Speaker 2: To, and for me too. If you see her in the.
Speaker 1: The Crissiest One show.
Speaker 2: They booth my Queen and Savior at the super Bowl today.
Speaker 4: I did see this morning. Let's talk about that in
Speaker 4: clickbait just before.
Speaker 2: Three we must I am in Sydney. I'm filling in
Speaker 2: on fits in Whipper's Shoe in the morning, and I
Speaker 2: thought i'd do it irl. So as a part of that,
Speaker 2: I've got to stay in a hotel. And you know,
Speaker 2: I'm very tricky. I like a hotel where the windows
Speaker 2: open and all that sort of stuff. I'm just an
Speaker 2: unusual person.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I did what I shouldn't have done, stuck my
Speaker 2: nose in where it wasn't wanted, and ended up getting
Speaker 2: a hotel that I hadn't seen and even work had
Speaker 2: never even booked it. And yeah, the car takes me
Speaker 2: there from the airport. I turned up for your lovely.
Speaker 2: I got into the room, and you know, I'm not
Speaker 2: a fancy person by any stretch of the imagination. I
Speaker 2: do not require polished surfaces and super king beds.
Speaker 4: No I do.
Speaker 2: I know you don't. I just want something that doesn't
Speaker 2: make me feel like I'm on the run.
Speaker 9: Oh this was like, yeah.
Speaker 3: So, oh my god, I wish I had footage of
Speaker 3: you walking into this Oh how griam?
Speaker 4: Are we talking?
Speaker 2: Really grim? And you know I can deal with grim
Speaker 2: like I love those little motels that you pull into
Speaker 2: in the middle of nowhere that nobody else would stay in.
Speaker 2: I love them, love them. I stayed there for a second.
Speaker 2: It was look in fairness, it was spotlessly clean. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I just I was so depressed. It was so small.
Speaker 3: I know what you mean, because those motels on this,
Speaker 3: like when you're driving from Melbourn to Queens, they have
Speaker 3: a bit of vibe to them, like.
Speaker 2: The character in the Star, you know, like get in
Speaker 2: there and you're like, oh my god, this bedspread is
Speaker 2: from nineteen eighty four. It's fantastic and look at this
Speaker 2: timey little sink. I love it.
Speaker 4: So what else was not right with your hotel room?
Speaker 2: Though? Just realized what it was in this room? What
Speaker 2: fluo lighting?
Speaker 4: Oh are you about to be murdered?
Speaker 2: It's the lighting. So when I walked in a there
Speaker 2: were no windows on either, no windows at all. There
Speaker 2: was just a door at the end of it with
Speaker 2: gauze curtains over it. So it was dark and all
Speaker 2: the lights were on. It was freezing. The air condition
Speaker 2: was set to eighteen and in the bathroom I went
Speaker 2: to the toilet and there was just like a huge
Speaker 2: front load of top loading washing machine and a dryer
Speaker 2: and a bin that had written in big letters on
Speaker 2: the top.
Speaker 4: Push. I know, it's like a commercial being Yeah.
Speaker 2: That was That was the last, and I just thought,
Speaker 2: I don't want to ever be trouble for anybody. And
Speaker 2: this was like eight o'clock at night, and I thought, God,
Speaker 2: on a Sunday night, nobody's working. And I just I
Speaker 2: just said, you can't stay here, Chrissy. You can't. If
Speaker 2: you're going to stay somewhere, make it either fun or
Speaker 2: nicer than where you live. This was neither. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: So I decided that I would check out. You know
Speaker 2: what a huge deal that is for me.
Speaker 4: So the fluid lights were switched off and you went
Speaker 4: back to reception.
Speaker 2: Yes, now, I thought, because you can just leave, you know,
Speaker 2: if you're rushing out of a hotel. I learnt early
Speaker 2: on that you can just leave your card there and
Speaker 2: they work it out so you don't actually have to go,
Speaker 2: and you know, put yourself in front of somebody and
Speaker 2: say I am checking out. So I thought, I'm going
Speaker 2: to I'm just going to go. I'm just going to
Speaker 2: wheel my suitcase past the people that have just checked
Speaker 2: me and I said, there for about ten minutes, and
Speaker 2: they're going to probably have a quizzical expression. But by
Speaker 2: the time they work out that I'm gone and I'm
Speaker 2: never coming back, I'll be in the in the uber
Speaker 2: on the way somewhere else. And then I thought, no,
Speaker 2: you've done nothing wrong. You, as a grown up, must
Speaker 2: have a conversation with someone. You're allowed to do this,
Speaker 2: and you have to tell them because it's so easy
Speaker 2: to avoid communicating. But I'm that's my bit of a
Speaker 2: news resolutions, that you need to tell people what you're doing.
Speaker 2: And you know we're not in anger, but they deserve
Speaker 2: to know what.
Speaker 4: Did you say?
Speaker 3: What did you say?
Speaker 4: Did you tell them what?
Speaker 2: It all happened so quickly I didn't have time to
Speaker 2: rehearse it, and I walked out. So I'm pulling my
Speaker 2: carry on luggage and I've got my bag on and
Speaker 2: and I approached the counter and this lovely girl who
Speaker 2: just checked me in, I put my card on the
Speaker 2: on the counter and I said, and right at that moment,
Speaker 2: I thought, oh my god, I should have rehearsed this.
Speaker 2: I've got no idea what's about to come out of
Speaker 2: my word whole and I just said I have to go.
Speaker 11: She said, She said huh, and I said I heard.
Speaker 11: I said no, I said, yeah, this, this is not
Speaker 11: for me.
Speaker 2: And then she wouldn't take the card. So then I
Speaker 2: dropped it on the on the bench and she goes, okay,
Speaker 2: and then I said another week line like so I'd
Speaker 2: said this isn't for me. I have to go, and
Speaker 2: then I said ah. Then I said over my shoulder, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think my employer made a mistake. Anyway, it gets better.
Speaker 2: I walked outside and I'm waiting for my uber, who
Speaker 2: you know. Initially it said it was one minute. So
Speaker 2: I thought, even if you know, someone gets mad at
Speaker 2: me or I have to explain myself. I can do
Speaker 2: anything for sixty seconds. It would appalled me if I
Speaker 2: had to do it for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2: So I'm out the front and then all the roads
Speaker 2: have closed, you know, around Sydney. So took an extra
Speaker 2: minute and a half. That's all that took. She came
Speaker 2: out from behind No, no, yep, no, she came out
Speaker 2: from behind the desk, and she goes would you like
Speaker 2: me to show you a better room? We can upgrade you.
Speaker 4: No, no, baby.
Speaker 2: By this stage I've already booked into someone else, someone
Speaker 2: I paid for it. I paid for it online, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to see you in ten minutes. Anyway.
Speaker 2: I said, no, no, no, it's fine, really, and she
Speaker 2: goes here, we can upgrade you, you can have a
Speaker 2: higher up in the room, and begging me. I just
Speaker 2: felt so bad.
Speaker 4: Change the fluo lights then let me know.
Speaker 2: And partly the moral of the story is just slink
Speaker 2: away without saying it, eating beach Chicken, bed Total Cow and.
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Speaker 1: Play the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's talk all things super Bowl halftime entertainment.
Speaker 5: Chrissy's click fait.
Speaker 2: All I want to do is talk about all this
Speaker 2: stuff with you all the time. Right, I don't watch
Speaker 2: super Bowl.
Speaker 9: No, I've got no interesting even though she.
Speaker 3: Will football thing, even though Tay's boy Trevor was playing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even even though the Kansas City jet to talk
Speaker 2: about that. We haven't talked about it yet. We mentioned
Speaker 2: it booing. They booed her. That is so crass and bass.
Speaker 4: It's so bogan and common. I hate booing.
Speaker 2: You know why they booed though, because they're all men
Speaker 2: at the game, mainly so cancer.
Speaker 9: They don't look totals.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not fans of tain trapped to being together.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think it wouldn't be. I mean, look,
Speaker 2: it's never really cool. I was cooler now, but in general,
Speaker 2: remember Taylor, but Benger swifty is never the coolest thing
Speaker 2: to be no trick and you know, and especially for
Speaker 2: a guy, you know, the opposite. Yes, it's true. Anyway,
Speaker 2: that's bad manners. The halfame entertainment was great. Kendrick Lamark
Speaker 2: killed it.
Speaker 4: It was just really cool.
Speaker 3: I thought, Swani like I just watched it. I'm like, man,
Speaker 3: this is a cool performance.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of talk about whether or not
Speaker 2: he would play his disc track that he won all
Speaker 2: those Grammys for. It was against Drake your mate when
Speaker 2: you get tell us about Rake by the way.
Speaker 4: In the three pm clickbait in now.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I gotta keep waiting anyway, I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: And of course he did play for this track, not
Speaker 2: like us. We're going to get to Oh my god,
Speaker 2: my favorite him and Scissor out on Saturday night. Oh yes,
Speaker 2: so loud.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Ten pm Saturday night. I was cleaning my Magic Mix
Speaker 2: with a toothbrush. Grim this was glaring and as happy
Speaker 2: as a clam. So you else is happy? Is that
Speaker 2: the end of the halftime?
Speaker 4: That is good?
Speaker 2: I still am sad that we don't get to see
Speaker 2: the ads. I love it. I'll tell you who's happy
Speaker 2: as a clam. Rebrecy Gibney. She's having a cracket Dancing
Speaker 2: with the Stars. Yeah, Krugs and Kruse and Chris. Oh,
Speaker 2: he's actually going to use his Channel seven contract money
Speaker 2: is he We're actually getting in to do something. Do
Speaker 2: you remember that was a big story. Gorgeous doctor Chris Brown,
Speaker 2: the vet from I'm a Celeb et cetera. Left that
Speaker 2: show big song and dance. I'm going to Channel seven.
Speaker 2: We've never seen him again.
Speaker 3: I thought the guy I was going to host Sunrise
Speaker 3: with the carry on. That was sort of that followed
Speaker 3: his move.
Speaker 2: I feel like there was a Sunrise gig. There was
Speaker 2: some sort of renovation show a foot anyway. Anyway, Dancing
Speaker 2: with the Stars, the lineup is Britney Hockley, Felicity Ward,
Speaker 2: the comedian, and she's so great.
Speaker 4: She hilarious.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. She starred in the Australian version of
Speaker 2: the Office. Your Favorite, Harry gar Side.
Speaker 4: Why do you seem like favorite every time you seeing you?
Speaker 2: Goh my god, he's so hot.
Speaker 4: I just think he's a good looking dude.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Michael Usher, I love oh Michaelsh just
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's huge that he's on there. That's like him
Speaker 3: and Gibney. That's top tier man.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And Sean mccarloff. What in fact, Rebecca Kidney's not
Speaker 2: on this list? Maybe I made it up.
Speaker 4: She swany under Osha Gunsberg.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oshan Gunsberg doing it. Sean mccaf is going to
Speaker 2: be hilarious. That's a really nice cast.
Speaker 4: Nice Susie O'Neil.
Speaker 2: Susi O'Neil is in there. She's going to be super competitive.
Speaker 2: Was she a swimmer?
Speaker 4: She was Swanny?
Speaker 5: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Oh, finally, you've really kept me in the dark the
Speaker 2: whole show. You went to Drake last night. When I
Speaker 2: saw you on Friday, you did not have tickets. I
Speaker 2: did not, and you ended up going. I can't wait
Speaker 2: to hear how you got the tickets and what he
Speaker 2: was like, because they're so hard to.
Speaker 3: Get, so hard to get and so expensive, Swany Drake
Speaker 3: like what he was asking for tickets was really quite something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. I agree. So we're gonna all live
Speaker 2: vicariously through you will.
Speaker 3: Be talking more Super Bowl stuff, I'm sure before four o'clock.
Speaker 3: But next Chrissy's Quizzy thirteen twenty four to ten. If
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Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
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Speaker 2: Oh yes, they are hot to trot these new improved bumbags.
Speaker 4: They sure us one in Sharon, How bad do you
Speaker 4: want this bum bag?
Speaker 1: A lot?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I hear you, I hear you. What are you
Speaker 2: going to put in there? What are you going to
Speaker 2: slip in there?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 10: Maybe I might slip in a bottle of champagne.
Speaker 2: We love that?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 2: Who is the worthy opponent?
Speaker 4: Jack? Katie and Adelaide?
Speaker 13: Hey Katie, Hello, guys, how are you so good?
Speaker 2: Are you going to put a pipe floater in yours?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: Well, you know what New Year knew me of taken
Speaker 8: up walking, Chrissy. So if I want my keys, my phone,
Speaker 8: a little bit of lip farm, a little treat yourself
Speaker 8: chocolate after the.
Speaker 2: Walk, yes you must do that, and also call me
Speaker 2: any time for some tips if your enthusiasm dies. I
Speaker 2: spend most of my time on Instagram telling people, mainly women,
Speaker 2: just get up and walk around the block now, because
Speaker 2: you will get sick of it, and I'm here for you.
Speaker 10: I thank you.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go. Your names are your buzzes, gills
Speaker 2: specify me and the first person to get three ounces
Speaker 2: creat wins the game will get the bum bag. But
Speaker 2: both of you can call me or send me messages
Speaker 2: whenever you like. Question number one, name just one cast
Speaker 2: member on the new season of Dancing with the Stars
Speaker 2: Katie Yes, Katie, Rebecca Gibney correct. Now I love your
Speaker 2: little gasp before you answered, and that gas said to me,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know this.
Speaker 4: Question number two Katie.
Speaker 2: Rainbow Beach is found in which Australian state Sharon Shas.
Speaker 10: Queensland correct?
Speaker 2: Question number three. Fourteen years ago today, the video of
Speaker 2: this song Friday was released, writing It's awful. Every Mandy
Speaker 2: is a home wrote to THEE we played this. We
Speaker 2: played this on this very station as if it was
Speaker 2: an actual song. It's not. It is not. Do you
Speaker 2: know who sang it? Girls?
Speaker 8: Katie Yes, k Yeah, Rebecca Black.
Speaker 2: Correct, Well done.
Speaker 4: Two points to Katie, one to Sharon.
Speaker 13: Question number four is for the wing Katie, which actor
Speaker 13: spelled a C T O R hosted the actor Sharon Yes,
Speaker 13: Sharon that's still correct.
Speaker 2: I've just seen a little snippet saying, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: amazing transformation. Do you know anything about that? What's happened?
Speaker 10: He's amazing transformation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone's talking about it.
Speaker 10: Russell Crowe, Yeah, I thought it to look like you've
Speaker 10: lost weight.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that old chestnut.
Speaker 3: Sharon, You low key sound like you've lost the will
Speaker 3: to live today, and I'm so here for it.
Speaker 4: I just want you to know. And it's set with
Speaker 4: your vibe.
Speaker 2: Is it two a piece to a piece?
Speaker 4: This one is for the win for one of yours.
Speaker 2: Rotten Tomatoes is a website that reviews what just.
Speaker 14: Movie?
Speaker 6: Yes, here you go go o Katie.
Speaker 2: Okay, Katie gets the bum.
Speaker 3: Kadie gets the bum bag. But I'm going to give
Speaker 3: both of you something. So I'm going to send you
Speaker 3: both a double pass to Bridget Jones Mount about the
Speaker 3: Boy own in cinnam Is thirteen.
Speaker 4: Because shout you sound like you need a movie, not
Speaker 4: my gal.
Speaker 10: Oh thank you so much.
Speaker 7: I will take my daughter.
Speaker 5: We'll have a movie night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can you know you can live updates.
Speaker 2: You can slip some champagne into your auto bottle. No, oh,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: I have a great Monday night ladies.
Speaker 1: Thank you the Crispy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Now, is there a more famous family than the Kardashians.
Speaker 4: I don't think so, soe. I thought you were about
Speaker 4: to call them the Krtrashians. Eh.
Speaker 2: Oh is that a nickname? Is it?
Speaker 4: I think I've seen that onlinelling.
Speaker 2: I would never I love them. I particularly love Kim. Look,
Speaker 2: it's no mystery. My least favorite and I may or
Speaker 2: may not have caught her boring in my lifetime is
Speaker 2: Courtney And I normally forget her name. That's how bad
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 4: That's she is to you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so cruel. Every time I forget
Speaker 2: her name. I think that is so insulting to another
Speaker 2: human being. Anyway, she Yeah, she has appeared in the
Speaker 2: new series. This episode went to war last week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Thursday or Friday.
Speaker 3: The first ep of this new season dropped, and she
Speaker 3: didn't seem like she wanted to be there again.
Speaker 2: No, uh, give it up, give it up, lady. But
Speaker 2: she did have a little starring role.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Talking about the word that she uses too much.
Speaker 15: When I watched the edits of our show, I make
Speaker 15: them take out likes. I'll go take out as many
Speaker 15: likes as you can, I must give someone a full
Speaker 15: time job.
Speaker 14: It's like like so like like like like like and
Speaker 14: I was like.
Speaker 1: Get to the punchlines like like.
Speaker 14: Like like just put it out there like like in
Speaker 14: like almost like like I don't think we know how
Speaker 14: to like so it's.
Speaker 5: Like editors like vibing.
Speaker 14: And then I was like like like like like like
Speaker 14: this like but I was like like like like.
Speaker 2: Like like didn't have to like have like no, it's
Speaker 2: too much, it's too much. You know where did they
Speaker 2: grow up? Can? I ask? In San Fernando.
Speaker 4: Valley and then Calabases?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, because that the use of like I believe
Speaker 2: came from the San Fernando Valley specifically, Yeah Valley Valley
Speaker 2: girls VALI back in the eighties, and and then obviously
Speaker 2: it caught on. I feel like I say it too much.
Speaker 3: I've never noticed that from you because I feel like
Speaker 3: I say it too much.
Speaker 2: I haven't noticed that from you, and I haven't.
Speaker 4: Noticed it from you. What word do you think? Is
Speaker 4: there a word that you catch yourself saying?
Speaker 2: I say way too much, Like I cannot listen to myself.
Speaker 2: See I just said like.
Speaker 3: Right, see I say right, I say right, catch myself
Speaker 3: going right.
Speaker 2: Right, I say right as well. I don't say yeah
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Like you know yeah.
Speaker 2: I also say absolutely not too much.
Speaker 4: I wonder if you got that from me.
Speaker 2: I don't know, because I don't know where I got
Speaker 2: it from, but I say it all the time. It's
Speaker 2: terrible thirty twenty four ten? Do you over use one word?
Speaker 2: And sometimes you don't even know you're doing it until
Speaker 2: you can hear yourself back when you see yourself at
Speaker 2: it on a video or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you can confess to us the word you use,
Speaker 3: I reckon. We set people a challenge swany and make
Speaker 3: them try and talk to us for like thirty seconds
Speaker 3: without using the word yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, let's keep it at like, let's keep it at
Speaker 2: like that is the most popular one. I reckon that
Speaker 2: we are all over.
Speaker 9: Using thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: Jump on the line and will put you to the
Speaker 3: test next on the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christy Swan Show on like Nova
Speaker 2: and like, we use like so.
Speaker 5: All the time.
Speaker 4: When you say it like that, that is like nails
Speaker 4: on a chalk woar.
Speaker 2: I know, And then you can't unhear it. Every time
Speaker 2: you say it, you go, oh god, I've done it again.
Speaker 2: Courtney Kardashian has had a reckoning with her overuse of
Speaker 2: the word like. It was interesting. In the first episode
Speaker 2: of the annual series, she said that she actually asks
Speaker 2: editors to edit out as many likes as they can.
Speaker 15: When I watch the edits of our show, I make
Speaker 15: them take out likes. I'll go take out as many
Speaker 15: legs as you can.
Speaker 1: I must give someone a four time job.
Speaker 14: It's like Blake, So like Blake.
Speaker 2: Like Blake, Blake.
Speaker 4: I know you hate it. I going to turn it down.
Speaker 7: It just it.
Speaker 2: Feels like it's feels like it feels like it's hypnotizing me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to touch someone.
Speaker 4: We want to know if like court Oh, it feels
Speaker 4: so weird to say.
Speaker 2: Now you know that that was the correct word. A
Speaker 2: great use of it, though.
Speaker 3: If like Courtney, you struggle with the word like, we
Speaker 3: want to hear from.
Speaker 2: You, yeah, because we got a little competition and.
Speaker 4: We yeah, we've got Maddie on the line, Hi, mats.
Speaker 2: How bad is it when you when someone points it
Speaker 2: out to you, like, oh my god, oh you say
Speaker 2: like a fair bit and then it's ruined for you forever.
Speaker 6: My Mike fiance tells me all the time, you say
Speaker 6: it so many times, stop it, and I try so
Speaker 6: hard not to say it that there have been times
Speaker 6: where I try. It's so hard to say it. Every time.
Speaker 2: You have not said it once in this conversation. You've
Speaker 2: done so well.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 3: All Right, We're going to give you a topic, Lauren,
Speaker 3: and we're going to put thirty seconds on the clock.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get you to choose the topic because
Speaker 2: I think you've got an advantage if you really know
Speaker 2: what you're talking about. So what are you an expert
Speaker 2: in or what's an interest area?
Speaker 6: Coffee?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, amazing.
Speaker 3: I'm going to start the timer, and if you can
Speaker 3: talk for thirty seconds, Mattie, we're going to send you
Speaker 3: a massive bunch of Interflora flowers and only Valentine's Day gift.
Speaker 4: Ah alrighty timer starts now.
Speaker 6: Well, I drink coffee every day because I function as
Speaker 6: a normal human being when I work in the healthcare industry,
Speaker 6: so I don't buy people's head off when I'm.
Speaker 9: Uncustom and what's your foot?
Speaker 2: What's your order?
Speaker 6: I drink along black with a pump of vanilla syrup,
Speaker 6: or if I feel really fancy, I'll have a Sea
Speaker 6: vanilla'swear cream Culbrey from Starmuck.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you did it? Was that hard?
Speaker 6: That was so hard? It was my stomach was so How.
Speaker 2: Many times did you think you went to say it
Speaker 2: and you didn't?
Speaker 6: Probably half a dozen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to say there was four or five
Speaker 2: there that I heard. Oh yeah, you could put it
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 4: Well do done.
Speaker 3: Maddie one hundred and fifty dollars out into Flora, get
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day flowers and gift delivered the same day.
Speaker 4: That was fun. Let's go to Lawrence one and see
Speaker 4: if we can.
Speaker 2: Do the same a Lauren, do you think that you're
Speaker 2: going to be able to following Maddie's footsteps and go
Speaker 2: full thirty seconds without putting a like in there?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 10: She was amazing. And I think now that you've think
Speaker 10: we've been talking about the word a lot, it's like,
Speaker 10: in the back of my mind you.
Speaker 2: Just wagged one in terrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I know it's so so hard, but I believe in you.
Speaker 2: What topic do you want to talk about for thirty seconds? Lauren?
Speaker 10: I was just thinking about how you're just talking about
Speaker 10: making a cake, and I've got this terrible habit of
Speaker 10: finding recipes and saving them that I'm going to make
Speaker 10: myself go back into them and cooks. I thought maybe
Speaker 10: something about recipes and cooking go done.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, I'm gonna I'm going to kick you off
Speaker 2: with a question. First up, Lauren, what is your favorite
Speaker 2: thing to cook?
Speaker 10: I love a nice slow cook slamb with garlic and rosemary.
Speaker 2: What do you serve it with?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: What a bit of.
Speaker 10: Maybe mash or some steamed broccolini. That's probably my favorite?
Speaker 2: Do you? What's it Keita? Making the perfect mash?
Speaker 10: I think you need butter in fulton pepper.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 2: And what about desserts?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 10: Look, I'm not a massive sweet person, but when you
Speaker 10: were just saying about the doughnut cake.
Speaker 3: One into Flora for you as well, Lauren. They do
Speaker 3: same day delivery. He nailed that, Ladies, Well.
Speaker 2: Done, dude. I could hear the concentration on your voice. So,
Speaker 2: Lauren was so funny. The Chrissy Swan Show, We're going
Speaker 2: to finally hear about Jack's Drake experience.
Speaker 5: Last ye, Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 2: We're going to get to Drake and what all these
Speaker 2: headlines mean about forty five thousand dollars. But it is
Speaker 2: Super Bowl day to day and Charlie XCX appeared. She's
Speaker 2: signed with Uber obviously because she did that amazing thing
Speaker 2: with Share No with Martha Stewart Mather Stewart. Sorry God
Speaker 2: is really whacking out some amazing ads recently and also
Speaker 2: for Uber Eats. Charlie has broken down the nfil American football.
Speaker 16: How about I break it down in club terms. So
Speaker 16: the quarterback, he's like the DJ. He controls the vibe,
Speaker 16: bad quarterback, bad vibe. The defensive line man is sort
Speaker 16: of like a bouncer.
Speaker 1: I suppose you have.
Speaker 2: To get past him if you want to score.
Speaker 16: Then there's the kicker who is like, you're really fun friends,
Speaker 16: that shows up and leaves after one drink.
Speaker 2: Oh, and the.
Speaker 16: Referee he's actually kind of fat.
Speaker 2: He has this stipy little out there and a whistle
Speaker 2: so cute.
Speaker 16: The tight end no translation needed, babe, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, she's so good.
Speaker 3: He shows at the moment in Australia's wanning because she's
Speaker 3: currently performing at laying Way festivals.
Speaker 4: Yes, they look so sick.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you're not going to that.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll try. And that's my Dolph for this weekend.
Speaker 2: I feel sick for your liver. Save all right, let's
Speaker 2: move on to Drake. He is in the country. It
Speaker 2: is the hottest ticket in town. Oh man.
Speaker 3: Well, my Drake experience when he actually started Friday night
Speaker 3: because I had my friend Shurrean's birthday, you know, Ma Batarde,
Speaker 3: which we know Drake's been loving.
Speaker 4: And as I was walking out, Drake was walking here.
Speaker 2: You're really yes, does he know that you've been the
Speaker 2: You've been the sound that the man behind the sound
Speaker 2: of breathing under the bushes. I've just been following him everywhere.
Speaker 4: He's actually looked really grumpy. That's just the word that
Speaker 4: comes to mind.
Speaker 3: Like he just has his frown and he's surrounded by
Speaker 3: like such a team. There were three black sprinter vans
Speaker 3: that rocked up to the restaurant.
Speaker 2: And this is what I don't understand about entourages. Why
Speaker 2: does one man need so many people around him? That
Speaker 2: would drive me crazy?
Speaker 4: Right, Like, surely one or two execurity guards are enough.
Speaker 4: The rest just look like cleaner honor.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, go home, go home, and let me have
Speaker 2: my steak with three different sources. Yes, now tell me
Speaker 2: you ended up getting a ticket.
Speaker 3: Yes, my friend Bianco, who has a clothing brand, Banko
Speaker 3: Bridget She was going with a crew of gals right,
Speaker 3: and one of the girls dropped out. So I got
Speaker 3: a three pm call yesterday. She's like, JACKI you can
Speaker 3: come someone sick.
Speaker 4: I lost my mind.
Speaker 3: I'd been listening to Drake all weekend manifesting it. The
Speaker 3: show was unbelievable. Swannye in Like, he really nailed. It's
Speaker 3: almost like you took I hate to say it, took
Speaker 3: a leaf out of your mate Taylor's books. Yeah, he
Speaker 3: really nailed hitting every album, like giving a selection of
Speaker 3: every album because he's got such a massive back catalog.
Speaker 2: Massive.
Speaker 4: But a highlight of the.
Speaker 3: Show was when he stopped down and spoke to some
Speaker 3: fans that had held up signs. Yeah, one fan sign
Speaker 3: was talking about his son, a Donnis, and he was
Speaker 3: so pleased with that that he awarded her twenty five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars cat what, well.
Speaker 4: I'll be half for me and my son.
Speaker 2: We're going to give you twenty five grandam. Yeah and eh,
Speaker 2: and then for the girl in the bat for the
Speaker 2: girl in the bat she.
Speaker 3: Had to kiss me as my birthday sid.
Speaker 4: I can't really see you from here, so I.
Speaker 2: Can't judge if I could kiss you.
Speaker 3: I can't really see you.
Speaker 4: It's tough.
Speaker 3: It's a tough read on a kiss.
Speaker 6: But what I am gonna do is I'm gonna give
Speaker 6: you twenty I'm gonna give you twenty grand and I'm
Speaker 6: gonna pay for a birthday dinner for you and.
Speaker 2: All your friends.
Speaker 4: Imagine just do that.
Speaker 2: Where would you go if he gave you a dinner anywhere?
Speaker 4: I was gonna say it, probably go to Amazon because
Speaker 4: I know he loves it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, you'd get to see him as well
Speaker 2: as also, yes, very exciting. Well do you what would
Speaker 2: you give the concert out of ten?
Speaker 4: Probably a nine point five?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: And have you just been listening to it non stop
Speaker 2: like after you saw Choice of arm?
Speaker 3: Well, I haven't had a second to you because I
Speaker 3: sort of left the concert, went to bed, then came
Speaker 3: to work.
Speaker 2: But tonight will be right, of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sunday night really puts a handbrake on my life.
Speaker 5: It really does, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3: Have a beautiful night in Sydney at my Swan. Tune
Speaker 3: into Christy on Fixing WI tomorrow. If you're in Sydney,
Speaker 3: our pals Ricky, Lee, Tim and.
Speaker 4: Joel are up next.
Speaker 2: See ya check The Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
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Speaker 2: Head to novapodcast dot com.
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