Speaker 1: Yes, it's a Christy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Here we go, let's press play on our favorite day
Speaker 2: of the week.
Speaker 3: Jack, how's your morning been, swany?
Speaker 2: Busy, busy and wonderful And I'm full. I've eaten treats
Speaker 2: from Baker's Delight and all sorts of things.
Speaker 3: Yes, we have enjoyed a lot. And speaking of Baker's Delight,
Speaker 3: We're gonna be playing Chrissy and Jack's lunch order for
Speaker 3: the second last time this week. It's coming up just
Speaker 3: before two forty. Register via the Nova Player up if
Speaker 3: you'd like a thousand dollars dollars.
Speaker 2: It's so so much. We'll also be doing around of
Speaker 2: sweeping statements before the show is over.
Speaker 3: Have you got one today? Swanny?
Speaker 2: Course I do.
Speaker 3: I've got one as well that I think is actually
Speaker 3: properly unpopular. But next we're gonna be talking about Chapel
Speaker 3: Roane because we're low kee obsessed with her. This week
Speaker 3: after the Crammies, the.
Speaker 2: Chrissy Swan Show, let's talk Chapel ron Gosh, she did
Speaker 2: such an amazing performance at the Grammys.
Speaker 3: So fantastic. I'm so glad this song is getting the
Speaker 3: love it deserves.
Speaker 2: Now too, I wonder why she chose this one.
Speaker 3: Maybe I think it must be a focus now for them. Wow,
Speaker 3: that was so like radio focused, just really.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah it is. It is an absolute crackerjack of
Speaker 2: a song. But she's in trouble. What happens to everybody
Speaker 2: that gets in the public eye and is amazing, people
Speaker 2: want to tear.
Speaker 3: Them down, and doesn't Chapel love to moan?
Speaker 2: Well, this one isn't Chapel Chapel's not moaning. This is
Speaker 2: a nail technician place that's moaning. They've posted receipts I
Speaker 2: believe they call it in there in the parlance of
Speaker 2: our times, receipts of an email received from her stylist
Speaker 2: Genesis Web to a nail technician, Alexandria Smith. Is that correct?
Speaker 3: No, it's come I can see. So the emails come
Speaker 3: from Alexandria Smith. That must be her pal manager, right
Speaker 3: to Holly with the good nails, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Good nails. The company. And it's asking, which I think
Speaker 2: is fairly standard. It's saying we are interested in some
Speaker 2: of your press on nails for Chapel Rome. We were
Speaker 2: wondering if you would gift any sets for tagging and
Speaker 2: credit last too, was covered by Vogue and Nylon, so
Speaker 2: we expect press. I think that's a fairly standard line.
Speaker 2: Having said that, I can't imagine that these nails are
Speaker 2: very expensive and you should pay for them.
Speaker 3: But no, I disagree. I'm on Chapel's team. Side the
Speaker 3: press and the coverage that this business could get from
Speaker 3: those nails out weighs what she would pay for that set.
Speaker 2: And I suppose if they have to pay for them,
Speaker 2: there's no obligation to say these are where they're from,
Speaker 2: and people really want to know that.
Speaker 3: Correct. And Chapel Roan is someone that's known for her
Speaker 3: looks and her nails. She wears the most incredible nail sets,
Speaker 3: so I think her team are probably like, hang on,
Speaker 3: we're going to be giving these guys a lot of
Speaker 3: free pr and advertising. I think it's a ask. But obviously,
Speaker 3: does the nail place not.
Speaker 2: The Good Nails does not agree with you? The Good
Speaker 2: Naul says no, she says, I find it ironic that
Speaker 2: Chapel Roane called for Liverpool wages for artists, but she
Speaker 2: won't pay for multiple nail sets giving only two days
Speaker 2: notice to create them. Don't know whether that's actually Chapel
Speaker 2: or whether it's.
Speaker 3: Her people's it's her people.
Speaker 2: Sometimes, you know, the star gets unfairly branded.
Speaker 3: That's just how this industry works. Though, I just don't
Speaker 3: think this nail place understands that what.
Speaker 2: It's Kaylie Rose am Stutz think.
Speaker 3: Of this, Kaylie Rose, Kaylie Rose, whitey smell like roseic cap.
Speaker 2: That is her real name. Chapel Roan is so dignified
Speaker 2: and unusual. It was Kaylie Rose Amstutz seems like And
Speaker 2: also ran is that right? Is that wrong with me? Kaylie,
Speaker 2: Kaylie Rose? Why did I check on you last night
Speaker 2: and your bed only had a pillow in it? Seen
Speaker 2: that boy? Kaylie Rose, Kaylie Rose?
Speaker 3: Is that a greensack that he's in your lumba greensack?
Speaker 3: Kaylie Rose, Get mummy to y lumber. It's mummy only.
Speaker 2: Speaking of mummy. Chapel is her mother's maiden name, which
Speaker 2: I love. I love this.
Speaker 3: Oh that is cool.
Speaker 2: So she's taken her mother's maiden name, but she's absolutely
Speaker 2: gone gone through it changed her name from Kaylie Rose
Speaker 2: and stunts to Chapel Rde And I want to know,
Speaker 2: I reckon she's got I think Kaylie Rose, Kaylie Rose
Speaker 2: is dead. And also Kaylie Rose. I think he is
Speaker 2: a source of humiliation. I can't imagine Chapel ron being
Speaker 2: happy with being referred to as.
Speaker 3: Kaylie Raise, Kaylie Rose, where's Mummy's windy Blue?
Speaker 2: Sometimes names do not match who you are inside thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten Did you change your name? Is the
Speaker 2: name when your birth certificate a source of shame for you?
Speaker 2: And what do you go by now? Much like Kaylie
Speaker 2: ra look at moods the Chrissy Swan show, we are
Speaker 2: talking about Chapel Roane and the fact the Chapel Roon
Speaker 2: is an iconic name. When I first heard it, I thought, gosh,
Speaker 2: that's a great name. Of course it's not her birth name.
Speaker 2: Her birth name is Kaylie Rose Anstars, Kaylie Kahilirahs.
Speaker 3: And the reason we're talking about Swany is because of
Speaker 3: this nail tech saga. Her management team or PA reached
Speaker 3: out to what was her.
Speaker 2: Name, Holly with the Good nawl, Holly with the.
Speaker 3: Good nails, asking for a compt press on set in
Speaker 3: return for pr and coverage on the likes of Vogue
Speaker 3: and Note and in.
Speaker 2: The language that people can understand, a compt press on
Speaker 2: set means press on nails, that are free are freely
Speaker 2: given to Chapel Roone in exchange for tagging in press
Speaker 2: in magazines. You know you look at the small print
Speaker 2: and it says Chapel Roon's nails are provided by with
Speaker 2: the Good.
Speaker 3: Nails, Holly with the Good Nails.
Speaker 4: Tanya, Hey, Hello, how are you going?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 2: Reckon? What do you reckon about this?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not a no that, like, honest to god, take
Speaker 4: for it. As a small business owner, these guys struggle.
Speaker 2: To make ends.
Speaker 4: Mean, anyone that owns a business knows how hard you work.
Speaker 4: And for goodness sake, what's the per worth if it's
Speaker 4: in small take Absolutely not, And I would actually expect
Speaker 4: a list of where they're going to bribe you.
Speaker 2: But offers.
Speaker 4: I don't care if it's a five dollars free but
Speaker 4: I'm giving you, or a thousand dollars free but I'm
Speaker 4: giving you. Don't basically use someone a celebrity's name for
Speaker 4: your own benefit with something that you can potentially afford
Speaker 4: quite easily. Sorry, it just does my goat in don't
Speaker 4: take advantage of business.
Speaker 2: I know I can. I can see your point. The
Speaker 2: problem is with Chapel Ryan, it's in vogue who cares.
Speaker 4: I couldn't care if it was the Queen. You can
Speaker 4: actually afford it, But I think every ounce of me
Speaker 4: not to sweat.
Speaker 2: I know this is the thing because chapel Roan can
Speaker 2: afford it.
Speaker 3: She can. But Tanya, to play Devil's advocates say she
Speaker 3: would say, I'll tag it on my Instagram story and
Speaker 3: she would have tag say it was your business. Tenua,
Speaker 3: chapel roone has six point two million followers. That could
Speaker 3: do a lot of good for your business in the
Speaker 3: long run.
Speaker 4: But hang on six point two followers. Out of that
Speaker 4: six point two what percent is actually accessible to her business? Know?
Speaker 4: But how many can actually go to her business unless
Speaker 4: she's online? So without knowing her business, how many people
Speaker 4: are actually got access to buying her press on nails
Speaker 4: or buying her product. It's one thing to say that,
Speaker 4: but when you quantify it. And the other thing too
Speaker 4: is if she genuinely wanted to help a business, how
Speaker 4: much a press on nails anyway, for someone who's a
Speaker 4: celebrity I hate.
Speaker 2: On nails wouldn't be more than one hundred us. Tanya,
Speaker 2: can we give your business a plug? I feel like
Speaker 2: you definitely have a small business.
Speaker 4: Well, I do, but I'm now a consultant, so I
Speaker 4: just I do brand and marketing and content writing for people.
Speaker 4: Are used to have a business where I had people
Speaker 4: asking for freebies, and we did do stuff for celebrities.
Speaker 4: But let me tell you any DC celebrity Stephen asked
Speaker 4: for it. They just paid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, I get it. Tana. I love your insight
Speaker 3: and we're going to send you a soda stream. Ah,
Speaker 3: thank you. That's very On the topic of Chapel Rome,
Speaker 3: we were talking about name changes.
Speaker 2: Yes changed their name from Calie Rose Anstar Caylie Rose
Speaker 2: to Chapel Row. Now hello, Hi.
Speaker 5: Good I Chrissy and Dak.
Speaker 2: What is on your birth certificate and what do you
Speaker 2: want to change it to?
Speaker 5: So I go by my name, I'll go by is Nell,
Speaker 5: and my birth certificates there's Pier two Naled and then
Speaker 5: my last name, which I've been used to all my life.
Speaker 5: We've been just always using my middle name. My parents
Speaker 5: have used my middle name growing up, and when we
Speaker 5: immigrated to Australia, the first name really came into playing
Speaker 5: with booking appointments and all of that. And then you
Speaker 5: walk up to a desk to check in for your appointment,
Speaker 5: and then so often I would have a receptionist looking
Speaker 5: up and go, oh, you are actually a female, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, yes, you're right, i am a female.
Speaker 4: I'm very proud of if.
Speaker 2: So, what what spell it out for me? Your your
Speaker 2: actual name?
Speaker 5: My actual name is pet our own and then N
Speaker 5: E L L.
Speaker 2: E T Pietro. Yeah, and people think that you're a guy.
Speaker 3: So what are you going to change it to? I'm
Speaker 3: just going to drop the pietro and just be now.
Speaker 5: Yep, so cool and simple.
Speaker 2: That is so good? Is it has been so annoying
Speaker 2: coming to a new country and then having to deal
Speaker 2: with all that rubbish with Petro.
Speaker 5: You know what I forgive Australia. Australia has been so great.
Speaker 5: That's okay, all good?
Speaker 3: He love it?
Speaker 2: Well, good luck. Call us back when you know we
Speaker 2: can actually call you by your real real name, Nelly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you can.
Speaker 3: Now we're going to send you a soda stream for
Speaker 3: your call today. Thank you for calling.
Speaker 5: That's brilliant. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Our absolute pleasures.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Do this yummy Baker's Delight thing that whether.
Speaker 1: It's a school lunchbox or your workday lunch.
Speaker 3: The bagas delight high fiber Logi White Blood Lows has
Speaker 3: the tasty love with added benefits.
Speaker 1: Chrissy and Jack's Lunch sh.
Speaker 2: Order, there's been the prolific use of barbecue sauce in
Speaker 2: two of the items in today's lunch Shorder.
Speaker 3: And boy am I thrilled about it.
Speaker 2: I am here for every single squirt of it.
Speaker 6: Hello, Kara, Hichrasy, Hi Jack, how are you guys today?
Speaker 2: You are vibing and we are here for that.
Speaker 6: Oh, we love you guys. And Christy, honestly, you need
Speaker 6: to have a chat with my mum though, because she's
Speaker 6: the queen of baking cupcakes. Christian, I reckon you guys
Speaker 6: would have a very good conversation about who makes that
Speaker 6: a cupcake?
Speaker 2: Absolutely right, I'm going to say that her cupcakes would
Speaker 2: be better, because even though I'm mad for a cupcake
Speaker 2: that is not my.
Speaker 6: Mat from her own recipe. Both my children, my five
Speaker 6: year olds who started kindergarten today and my seven year
Speaker 6: old who started year three, both are all worried about
Speaker 6: what happens when name goes because they're so worried that
Speaker 6: they're not going to have her cupcakes or her birthday
Speaker 6: cake or her world famous homemade spaghetti.
Speaker 2: Tell her to organize a day where she passes on
Speaker 2: these important rests.
Speaker 6: You're always welcome to come and say, if Chrissy, we're
Speaker 6: over in peakurse, you can't miss our house. We're almost
Speaker 6: decorated for the Giants, or for Easter, or for Mother's Day,
Speaker 6: or we just recently did Australia Day.
Speaker 2: Well you know that, you know that Valentine's Day is
Speaker 2: coming up in a week. You got to get cracking.
Speaker 6: Absolutely none of us have Valentine, so.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. You got each other, all right, We
Speaker 2: could talk for hours. This is how it's going to work.
Speaker 2: Jack has put his day. Is it you or me? Today?
Speaker 2: These Jack? Yes? Jack has put these three items from
Speaker 2: Baker's Delight in order of high to low. We've got
Speaker 2: in front of us the iconic, the iconic savory bite.
Speaker 2: And it is a barbecue one and I a hot
Speaker 2: cross bun perfect for this time of year.
Speaker 3: Not a massive sweet tooth, but anyway.
Speaker 2: That's a good tip, little good hint. And a pizza.
Speaker 2: It's a barbecue, it's a meat lovers. I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3: It is a meat lover.
Speaker 2: Swaney loves pizza. I can tell all of those delicious
Speaker 2: meats all over, and our Jack has put them in order. Kara,
Speaker 2: what what? What is the order?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with the hunt, So I'm gonna go
Speaker 6: with the pizza's number one.
Speaker 2: Pizza's number one.
Speaker 3: Hundred and fifty dollars cash is yours?
Speaker 2: Kara?
Speaker 3: What is number three?
Speaker 2: Second? The savory Bite's She's got to be right, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: and that means that coming into number three is the
Speaker 2: hot Cross bun.
Speaker 6: You got a thousand dollars, Cara, so much, well done, Carra,
Speaker 6: no idea how much that's gonna help me and my family.
Speaker 6: My mom and I've been doing a really tough last
Speaker 6: few weeks, and last few years has been very tough
Speaker 6: for us. So for the to happen today, you have
Speaker 6: no idea.
Speaker 2: We are so thrilled, car that's a thousand dollars stakes
Speaker 2: to Baker's Light or for you. We'll be playing again tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: We're with you for another hour and a bit and
Speaker 2: we can really squeeze all our love into that time.
Speaker 2: But first there's this.
Speaker 1: Chrissies cliques.
Speaker 2: I am a Liz Hayes stan and I knew that
Speaker 2: this day was coming.
Speaker 3: And I mean, if you're not on Hayestan, get a life,
Speaker 3: do not sit by us, do not change the station.
Speaker 2: I wonder if there is anyone who doesn't love Liz Hayes.
Speaker 2: I suppose there is, you know, with the Internet the
Speaker 2: way it is. When I realized that, like twenty years ago,
Speaker 2: when people were saying mean things about me, I could
Speaker 2: not care anymore. But at the time, I was like,
Speaker 2: why would they say mean things about me? To remain
Speaker 2: I'm like, I feel like I'm such a nice person.
Speaker 2: And then someone said to me, mate, they say bad
Speaker 2: things about Hamish Blake. If they can say bad things
Speaker 2: about Hamish Blake, I can say bad things about anyone.
Speaker 2: And that changed the game for me. If they can
Speaker 2: say bad things about Liz Hayes, I mean, I cannot
Speaker 2: think of a single thing, right. I love that woman.
Speaker 2: She is stepping down from Channel nine after forty four
Speaker 2: years with the network.
Speaker 3: That's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: That is next level. What So she's never worked for
Speaker 2: any other network apart from Channel nine.
Speaker 3: I think she has because she's a graceful sixty eight
Speaker 3: forty four years. Do you think how else could.
Speaker 2: She work for?
Speaker 3: No, A cadet ship somewhere.
Speaker 2: N I reckon, that's it.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 2: Forty four years Channel nine. She's hanging up her loots.
Speaker 2: She will well, sort of yes and no, because she
Speaker 2: will stay. If she does choose to do anything, it
Speaker 2: will still be with Channel nine. But she's not going
Speaker 2: to have that network contract.
Speaker 7: You may have heard by now the announcement that after
Speaker 7: nearly forty four years, I have left Channel nine. I
Speaker 7: felt it was time to move to the beat of
Speaker 7: a different drum my own. I have had the most
Speaker 7: extraordinary life, telling wonderful stories, working with brilliant people and
Speaker 7: an audience that thank you. You have hung in there
Speaker 7: with me, and I'm hoping that you'll still hang around
Speaker 7: because I'm not going anywhere. This is not goodbye. This
Speaker 7: is the beginning of what I see as a great,
Speaker 7: new and exciting chapter in my life.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so exciting. I wonder what she'll do next.
Speaker 3: Well, she's got a book coming out later this year.
Speaker 3: Oh I am a.
Speaker 2: Bower that Well, No, it'll probably just be added to
Speaker 2: my pile of optimism.
Speaker 3: Hey, I was right. She started at Channel ten as
Speaker 3: a reporter ten eyewitness news reporter and worked when you
Speaker 3: had your in TV week like she has done so much, Swanny,
Speaker 3: she's the best. What a queen.
Speaker 2: She's the best. Anything she says, I believe, which is
Speaker 2: probably a very powerful position to be it. Now, let's
Speaker 2: move on to Kendrick Lamar he is. He was confirmed
Speaker 2: late last year as the halftime entertainment for the upcoming
Speaker 2: Super Bowl. Oh very wrongly at the time, si does
Speaker 2: he have enough songs?
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 2: It was all over the Grammys his distrack, which every
Speaker 2: time I say it, is there another word for her?
Speaker 2: Because okay, I feel like it is wrong. It's I'm
Speaker 2: cringing hearing me say the words the track.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you? And you know I'm savage it
Speaker 3: suits you, it doesn't my ears. Don't preak up and
Speaker 3: think that sounds weird. Don't you agree, Tom when she
Speaker 3: says this, it sounds okay?
Speaker 2: I think it sounds bias. Right, Well, look, if you
Speaker 2: guys say that, I can say it, you can you
Speaker 2: know I can say it. His disk track. It was
Speaker 2: a huge argument between him, I'm using the word argument,
Speaker 2: a huge beef. It was between him and Drake My
Speaker 2: thirteen year old explained it to me in such wonderful
Speaker 2: detail over Mexican Night. So I'm fully across what's been
Speaker 2: going on with them. But this is the dis track.
Speaker 2: It won all sorts of Grammys. I think I won three,
Speaker 2: didn't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Two or three?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And duries out on whether or not we're going
Speaker 2: to get to enjoy a live performance, whether or not
Speaker 2: that disc track is going to be included in the
Speaker 2: halftime entertainment. But it must, it must. It's what is
Speaker 2: most famous for recently.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't they allow that? I don't understand. Also, off
Speaker 3: the back of the Grammys, they should be the network
Speaker 3: should be putting that song on the ads teasing him.
Speaker 2: I agree. Did Kendrick Lamar sing sit Down be Humble?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I love that song.
Speaker 3: That's a great song.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I should have told I should have given that as
Speaker 3: an example last year when you dissed him when you were.
Speaker 2: Instead of your sit down And that's just your weekend.
Speaker 1: This this is the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Hat I nearly spoke over that little Hello Jack, Hello,
Speaker 2: you gorgeous person listening to me right now? We've got
Speaker 2: an hour to go, and let's just spare a thought
Speaker 2: for Megan Markle, who has she disappeared off socials a
Speaker 2: while ago. She's had a rough trot absolutely because you know,
Speaker 2: they say it getting global fame like she did is
Speaker 2: a sort of trauma. It reacts in the body as
Speaker 2: if it's a trauma. So I think it's good that
Speaker 2: she went away for a while, but she cannot turn
Speaker 2: a trick in terms of, you know, reinventing the public opinion.
Speaker 2: She's done a post this morning and I saw she
Speaker 2: announced that she would be back on socials in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five, in a highly curated outfit, running along a
Speaker 2: beach and putting in you know, it's black and white
Speaker 2: like a Herbritz video, and she writes twenty twenty five
Speaker 2: and giggles in the sand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And today
Speaker 2: she's posted a little reel talking about how she organized
Speaker 2: for some replacement T shirts for a teenager who lost
Speaker 2: everything in the Los Angeles fires, and that Billie Eilish.
Speaker 2: She didn't know who Billy, She didn't know how to
Speaker 2: get onto work, but she asked some friends and the
Speaker 2: t shirts arrived and I saw the video and I thought,
Speaker 2: this is not going to go over well because what
Speaker 2: you're doing is your sky thing, as you're skyting about
Speaker 2: how generous and amazing you are to have found these
Speaker 2: T shirts for a girl who has nothing. The whole
Speaker 2: point of, you know, helping someone is that you do
Speaker 2: it for absolutely no credit, and of course everyone's unleashing
Speaker 2: on it. Why would you do that? Why would you
Speaker 2: make a reel when you only do four, you know,
Speaker 2: a year? Huh saying Oh, I'm so amazing, I've got
Speaker 2: some replacement T shirts for a girl whose entire house
Speaker 2: has been burnt down.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, she just doesn't tone death.
Speaker 2: It's like she's.
Speaker 3: Still got that royal gene in her where she needs
Speaker 3: to be forever doing philanthropic things and charity. I just
Speaker 3: want to be like, babe, go back to acting. You're
Speaker 3: back in America. Just go and live a normal like actor.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Or if you're going to do charity stuff, just do it.
Speaker 2: You don't need to tell everybody you're doing it.
Speaker 3: I just don't think at the point, I.
Speaker 2: Just think she's so obsessed with people liking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on. Hey, coming up before four, we're doing
Speaker 3: sweeping statements. We want to hear your unpopular opinions. But
Speaker 3: next thirteen twenty four ten, if you'd like to play
Speaker 3: Chrissy's Quizzy, The Chrissy Swan.
Speaker 1: Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: These new bumbags are going like hotcakes.
Speaker 1: Chrissies Quizzy.
Speaker 2: They are a lot more stylish than the original ones,
Speaker 2: are they? Jack? Are we ever going to see you
Speaker 2: in one?
Speaker 3: You will not, I am afraid, but I can agree
Speaker 3: with the fact that they're much improved.
Speaker 2: I feel if I want to wait, lay in, wait
Speaker 2: for you in the car park and throw a net
Speaker 2: over you and just click one on and get a photo.
Speaker 3: That feels highly illegal, I will go to HRU.
Speaker 2: And so will I X. I know that you're all
Speaker 2: into journals. Now you should see the journal I've been
Speaker 2: keeping on you. A hellolisa, Hi Christy. Oh you, oh look,
Speaker 2: I'm better than you because you work in customer service
Speaker 2: and god, you must see the worst side of human beings.
Speaker 9: Oh yes, yep, plenty.
Speaker 2: Who's Mina the person that the disgruntle customer? Or your
Speaker 2: two girls at home?
Speaker 9: Oh definitely the two girls at home.
Speaker 2: What's the meanest things your daughters have said to you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: Well, you know what kids like, so don't get their
Speaker 9: own way. Oh, I hate you, mum.
Speaker 2: You know that's about the words to that's terrible. My
Speaker 2: kids haven't ever said that. I think they're scared I'll
Speaker 2: kick them out.
Speaker 9: Well, they were young. They don't do that now, but
Speaker 9: they were young when they said that.
Speaker 2: You know, Lisa, I think I'm gonna I'm going to
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a little gift. I said
Speaker 2: to my sixteen year old this week. If I come
Speaker 2: home and the house looks the kitchen looks like I
Speaker 2: did when I left, I'm getting a hotel. Put that
Speaker 2: into your back pocket and use it. Hello Mark, Hello, Hi?
Speaker 2: Are you you're a truck driver? Are you in the
Speaker 2: vehicle at the moment I'm really hoping for? Oh Mark?
Speaker 2: What good year?
Speaker 3: Do you ever flip the bird? Mark? Yes?
Speaker 2: K Hey Mark? What do you do with the traffic?
Speaker 2: It's the worst? What is your favorite little like takeaway
Speaker 2: roadhouse place where you always stop off for a dimmy
Speaker 2: or a Chicka roll or something.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately only run the freeway up to the war, so
Speaker 6: there's not so many.
Speaker 3: Of them into is it just a maca's job?
Speaker 9: But actually made Prahasky Street, Port, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: There's a beautiful little yeah, oh my, God, I've seen it.
Speaker 2: I've seen that shop. It looks amazing. I'm going to
Speaker 2: stop in there last time. Next time. All right, here
Speaker 2: we go. Your names are your buzzes, Lisa and Mark.
Speaker 2: It's the best of five, meaning the first person to
Speaker 2: get three creek wins the game gets the bum bag.
Speaker 2: Question number one, which sixty minute Star has announced that
Speaker 2: she's stepping down after forty four? Yes, Mark, she's a
Speaker 2: bit of alright, isn't she? Yeah, she goes all right,
Speaker 2: you better believe it. Question number two, Name an animal?
Speaker 2: Liz Hayes is the sort of woman that would have
Speaker 2: fresh hydrangers every week delivered to her very expensive waterfront apartment.
Speaker 3: And the florist would enter the home and set them
Speaker 3: up for her. Yes, yeah, she deserves that.
Speaker 2: She deserves that and more and more.
Speaker 3: Question number two, animal.
Speaker 2: That has tusks?
Speaker 4: Mark?
Speaker 2: Is Mark correct? Would have also accepted wild boar and walrus?
Speaker 2: My daughters called me both of those things.
Speaker 3: Three.
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter has revealed she'll be releasing a remixed version
Speaker 2: of her song Please Please Please with which country artist
Speaker 2: the best the legend?
Speaker 3: Yes? Mark, No, not, that's what comes to mind. Lisa,
Speaker 3: do you have any idea.
Speaker 2: No, it's the Great Dolly Parton.
Speaker 3: Question number four, this is for the win.
Speaker 2: Mark Drake has already performed two shows, but in which
Speaker 2: Australian city. Yes, Mark for.
Speaker 3: The win, didn't he No? Lisa Melbourne?
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 2: Singer Pharrell Williams is the creative director of which French
Speaker 2: fashion house.
Speaker 3: Think of the be fancy one? Eh?
Speaker 2: Make it is Louis Vaton your son. Wow, look at
Speaker 2: you a truck driver that likes Chinese from Prahusky Streak
Speaker 2: and knows about Louis Vatan See one of mine, Swaney,
Speaker 2: he might be one of yours.
Speaker 3: Mark, You have won yourself a Chrissy Swan show bum
Speaker 3: bag and I want to see a selfie of you
Speaker 3: wearing that in the truck. Okay, at the Cristy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Don't send it to my personal one might get weird.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Thursday's our favorite day of the week, and mainly it's
Speaker 2: because of.
Speaker 1: This Swans Sweetea Steamers.
Speaker 2: The unpopular opinions. Gosh, we've had some absolute crackers in
Speaker 2: the two years that we've been together. Unforgettable. I really
Speaker 2: love the Trump Apologist. That's still my favorite one.
Speaker 3: It's ballsy. People are scared to say stuff like that,
Speaker 3: so I appreciate them calling and doing so.
Speaker 2: I agree thirty twenty four ten. What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 2: Your unpopular opinion? I'm going to start things off. Please,
Speaker 2: when someone says to me, or you or anyone, do
Speaker 2: you know what I love about you? You are unapologetically yourself.
Speaker 2: That is not a compliment. That is not a compliment,
Speaker 2: and it really rubs me the wrong way every time
Speaker 2: I hear it.
Speaker 3: You're so right. I've never stopped and thought about it.
Speaker 3: But it's basically saying you're insufferable, but you seem to
Speaker 3: not care about that exactly.
Speaker 2: You are utterly unlikable, and you don't say sorry for that. Well,
Speaker 2: sometimes people say that about me a fair bit, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I just want to say to them, and
Speaker 2: maybe I will. Next time I hear it, I go,
Speaker 2: can I just ask? What do I have to apology?
Speaker 2: What would I apologize for?
Speaker 3: Enlighten me?
Speaker 2: You know, like, I'm unapologetically myself. What elements of my
Speaker 2: personality would you like me to say? Chis I'm sorry
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 3: That is a great point. Yeah, I love it. My
Speaker 3: sweeping statement is and I'm not sure if it's because
Speaker 3: I grew up with a family where this was seen
Speaker 3: to be the norm and the right thing to do.
Speaker 3: But if you drive barefoot, you are crooking the head.
Speaker 2: I really don't like driving barefoot.
Speaker 3: Nor do I, but I feel like I grew up
Speaker 3: with my parents saying if you're wearing slides, take them off,
Speaker 3: it'll get stuck under the break or something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah.
Speaker 3: It was a bit of like a hazard thing, hazard
Speaker 3: as thing. So over summer I must have been rushing
Speaker 3: from the beach and I started driving barefoot, and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, what is that feeling under my toes
Speaker 3: on the rubbery the pills.
Speaker 2: It's awful, but it is. Have you ever driven with
Speaker 2: thongs like normal rubber thongs?
Speaker 3: I refuse to wear thongs.
Speaker 2: That is dangerous. Do not do that either. Get yourself
Speaker 2: a pair of pool slides. I call it correct slid
Speaker 2: birkenstock sensible. You know I cannot do that either.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Well, that doesn't surprise me, but for either of us.
Speaker 2: Because I can't even walk around my house without shoes on.
Speaker 2: I can't, I can't feel things under foot. And you
Speaker 2: have a conniption if you see somebody without shoes on
Speaker 2: out in the world, so you are just a under
Speaker 2: no circumstances do anything without some footwear.
Speaker 3: Without some footwear, yeah, like put some shoes on if
Speaker 3: you're at home on car. But I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2: Even then, I don't know, no I can do.
Speaker 3: I can cop that as long as you don't have
Speaker 3: like a fungus or like a bad predicure. Thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: four ten. What is your sweeping statement for sharing it? Today?
Speaker 3: We're going to give you a double pass to hoyts
Speaker 3: enjoy bigger screens, better sound and comfy of seats. Book
Speaker 3: now at hoits dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show, Swan's Sweepea Steamers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone says to you, do you love about you?
Speaker 2: You're unapologetically yourself. Tell them to get stuff.
Speaker 3: And if you drive barefoot, you're a bit crook in
Speaker 3: the head because the feeling of the skin to the
Speaker 3: pedal out yuck.
Speaker 2: Gross. Plus the well of the car has all sand
Speaker 2: and stones in it, right yours? Yours has got a
Speaker 2: disco ball but no sand and stone.
Speaker 3: Car wash hates to see me coming.
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't even clean your car yourself. I live
Speaker 2: in an apartment building, mate, What does that mean? I'm
Speaker 2: really interested in this.
Speaker 3: Where do you suggest I clean my car?
Speaker 2: Don't you know what people do that don't have her?
Speaker 2: I'm serious, don't.
Speaker 3: I've never seen someone in my apartment building clean their car.
Speaker 2: Do you think maybe they go to a car cleaning
Speaker 2: place and pay a dollar and vacuum it out or
Speaker 2: take their own back here?
Speaker 3: I don't have time tonight.
Speaker 2: Oh no, of course you don't. No.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. What is your sweeping statement? Just
Speaker 3: for sharing it with us? Oh? I've lost it.
Speaker 2: You're too busy. You're too busy sasheting downstairs and just
Speaker 2: casually looking left and right.
Speaker 3: Correct, you will get a double pass A mirror also
Speaker 3: hates to see me coming. You will get a double
Speaker 3: pastor holts. Enjoy bigger screens, better sound, and come for
Speaker 3: your seats now at hoits dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Oh you've sold me on a movie. Hello, Amy, Hi?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: What is your own popular opinion? My girl?
Speaker 8: Honestly, who cares about the environment? Please bring back plastic straws?
Speaker 2: I concur look, I do care about the environment, but
Speaker 2: I've got to say, surely surely there is someone cleverer
Speaker 2: than anyone here now that can come up with a
Speaker 2: straw solution that is better than those paper things.
Speaker 8: Oh they're so gross.
Speaker 2: They're so bad, soggy.
Speaker 8: After about thirty seconds, you can't use them. They're actually
Speaker 8: worse for the environment. I reckon, So bring classic straw.
Speaker 3: I'm with your aims. And someone gave me a really
Speaker 3: great comparison of like what we do with the environment
Speaker 3: that is so bad, and I've proper lost my mind today.
Speaker 2: I just I'll never forget what he told me.
Speaker 3: I just forgot.
Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, I want to save you,
Speaker 2: but I can't. I can't either.
Speaker 3: A double past to hoyts Amy. I hope they don't
Speaker 3: have paper straws there.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I reckon they probably do. I think these papers and
Speaker 2: draws everywhere, by lawd absolutely do. Hello, Nicole, Hi, good,
Speaker 2: we've lost our mind today, isn't it wonderful? It's the Hey, yes, absolutely?
Speaker 2: Now tell us what is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 6: People who ask to go in front of you at
Speaker 6: the supermarket because they've got less grocery in the trolley
Speaker 6: than you, I think is really unnecessary, Nicole. We've all
Speaker 6: got somewhere to be just because I've got more in
Speaker 6: my trolley. That means I've got more responsibility and less time.
Speaker 3: But Nicole, I might be booked and busy and I've
Speaker 3: just got milk and bread and I need to get
Speaker 3: to dinner.
Speaker 9: You should have got.
Speaker 6: There before me.
Speaker 2: That from you. Isn't it a quantity thing? Though? Like
Speaker 2: if you've got a giant trolley and someone is literally
Speaker 2: coming through with a carton of milk, doesn't isn't that?
Speaker 6: Or a little old man? I would, that's that's where
Speaker 6: I stopped.
Speaker 3: You would?
Speaker 2: I love that? I love that, see, because I'm like,
Speaker 2: please go ahead of me. Sometimes I have to wait
Speaker 2: for five or six people to go ahead of me.
Speaker 2: I'm such a doormat.
Speaker 3: Now, when do you have no time in your day?
Speaker 2: But it just feels fair.
Speaker 3: Nobody got time for that. Hey, Nicole, you've got a
Speaker 3: double path to hoits hoats dot com dot you if
Speaker 3: you'd like to book online. Let's finish with Aleisha.
Speaker 9: Hey, guys, how are you look good?
Speaker 2: You? You sound like you're going to be brave here
Speaker 2: with your sweeping statement.
Speaker 7: Okay, so my unpopular, unpopular opinion. I don't care if
Speaker 7: anyone takes defense, but.
Speaker 6: I don't think people over seventy should be driving.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it seems like a very young cut off.
Speaker 8: No, I just hate being stuck behind old people, like
Speaker 8: my parents are old.
Speaker 6: Oh my dude, get out for them.
Speaker 1: Ro the Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's do this.
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Speaker 2: So Kanye West has sat down and done a podcast.
Speaker 2: It's called The Download Podcast.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: He sounded quite normal on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard quite a lot of it, and I
Speaker 3: was quite surprised. I did notice he had big grills
Speaker 3: in so at times he struggled to speak.
Speaker 2: Oh no, like when people get their new Veneers when
Speaker 2: they finished married at first science and they really try
Speaker 2: and wrap their their tongue around it.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, he was doing that.
Speaker 2: Well. He said something very interesting. He said, my wife
Speaker 2: took me to the doctor because she said there is
Speaker 2: something about your personality that doesn't feel like bipolar.
Speaker 3: Oh, I went to this doctor.
Speaker 10: My wife took me because you say something about your personality.
Speaker 10: Doesn't feel like it's bipolar. I've seen bipolar before and
Speaker 10: come to find out, it's really a case of autism
Speaker 10: that I have. And autism takes you to a rain
Speaker 10: Man thing. When people tell you to not do it,
Speaker 10: to do my album a certain way, I'll do it
Speaker 10: the opposite way, just because.
Speaker 3: La la, I got my money.
Speaker 2: Right, okay, right then, No, that's fine.
Speaker 3: Any comments.
Speaker 2: I thought he was going to break into out into
Speaker 2: that fatal song, you know, la la, la la. It
Speaker 2: sounds like he was going to do Hey Jude, and
Speaker 2: I thought, what's this got to do with anything? Did
Speaker 2: you classic Kanye.
Speaker 3: Him struggling to speak over those Yes, I.
Speaker 2: Could, Yes, I could, Yes I could. If you've known
Speaker 2: anybody that's had freshman years, that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 2: It's Oh, I know. I thought that was interesting. There's
Speaker 2: no fallout by the away from Bianca sen sorry coming
Speaker 2: up turning up nude to the grandma. She's not going
Speaker 2: to be punished.
Speaker 3: I don't think she Shotshama.
Speaker 2: Happy news for Gazelle Buntram the Bunch. The Bunch she
Speaker 2: freshly divorced. I guess in the last few years from
Speaker 2: tom Brady. She's got two kids fifteen and twelve now,
Speaker 2: Benjamin and Vivian, and she's just given birth to her
Speaker 2: third baby. The dad is her JIU jitsup. Yeah, yeah
Speaker 2: he's And she says, listen, yes, I was working with
Speaker 2: him from twenty twenty one, but I did not cheat
Speaker 2: on Tom Brady.
Speaker 3: Oh she's standing by that issue. What do you think
Speaker 3: about that?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: I just believe Gazelle, of course.
Speaker 3: Do you know, I listened to a podcast this week
Speaker 3: with Carl Stefanovic and he clarified that he made a
Speaker 3: point of saying, guys, there was no carryover between Cass
Speaker 3: and Jazz, and I was like, I didn't even realize
Speaker 3: that was a conversation people have you.
Speaker 2: People just assume that because there's sort of a you know,
Speaker 2: an unwritten rule that particularly a man will not leave
Speaker 2: a relationship until he's got somewhere to go, which is
Speaker 2: not true.
Speaker 3: That's unfair.
Speaker 2: It's untrue and unfair. But you know, Gizelle, can you imagine, though,
Speaker 2: the fresh hell of having a fifteen year old and
Speaker 2: a twelve year old and then being forty four and
Speaker 2: having a brand new baby. I mean, look, I'm sure
Speaker 2: it's a joy and wonderful and babies are always good news.
Speaker 2: But I just heard that and I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm so tired, so tired.
Speaker 3: I get it. Yeah, speaking of so tired, we are
Speaker 3: tired and it's time to hand over to our good
Speaker 3: friends Ricky, Lead, Tim and Joel. It is quick draw day.
Speaker 3: There is a brilliant guest lined after. Yes, we will
Speaker 3: be back here live at two pm tomorrow.
Speaker 2: We'll be pumping with energy, beautiful night. We will, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we will, we will. Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
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