Speaker 1: Appoche production. Hey guys, did you want to come and
Speaker 1: see me live? Without spending eight hundred dollars for the hour?
Speaker 1: You can come and see my live show at the
Speaker 1: Adelaide Fringe Festival. Whoa, I feel like it needs a
Speaker 1: round of applause. I am doing six shows from the
Speaker 1: twenty fifth of February until the second of March. Holy Molly,
Speaker 1: this is going to be a wild ride. It is
Speaker 1: called Culli Electric in my Box. Look, we're not getting
Speaker 1: into my actual box, but we will be unpacking my
Speaker 1: dms in a hilarious live show and I'm going to
Speaker 1: be dragging my producer Shad along with me for the ride. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's exciting. So link you'll be in the show notes
Speaker 2: or they can just hit you up on your socials Kali,
Speaker 2: and if you want to see my show How I
Speaker 2: Almost Killed a Guy that'll be on at the Fringe
Speaker 2: Festival as well, just hit us up for the tickets.
Speaker 1: Am I going to be Okay? I'm going to need
Speaker 1: like eighty tequila shots before I do it, But anyway,
Speaker 1: see you there girlfriend Fire with Garlie Electric. This is
Speaker 1: not a how to guide for people wanting to get
Speaker 1: into the industry. I don't want people to think that
Speaker 1: they're going to necessarily learn something here. It's more just
Speaker 1: a fun and interesting take on the industry, but also
Speaker 1: just coming from my point of view. I'm sitting down
Speaker 1: with my producer getting down to the nitty gritty of
Speaker 1: the sex worker industry. When I'm on tour, everyone wants
Speaker 1: to be in my box, but not that kind of box.
Speaker 1: This is a little bit of a different episode this week.
Speaker 1: As I'm currently on tour Beautiful Spot, I can see
Speaker 1: Sydney Harbor Bridge from where I'm recording from. I receive
Speaker 1: so many messages when ever I'm on tour. As soon
Speaker 1: as people know that I'm coming to their location, my
Speaker 1: inbox goes crazy. I receive so many dms per day
Speaker 1: sometimes it can hit I reckon about one thousand across
Speaker 1: all of my different platforms. Honestly, it's a lot for
Speaker 1: me to go through, but I find some absolute pearls
Speaker 1: in there. There's nothing like having a few BEVs and
Speaker 1: then deciding to send your favorite titty chick from the
Speaker 1: internet a message at two am. So today I have
Speaker 1: compiled quite a list of some of the best and
Speaker 1: worst messages that I have received in my DMS or
Speaker 1: to my work phone, which is very accessible for everybody
Speaker 1: to reach me on. So let's kick it off, Shad.
Speaker 1: What are we starting with?
Speaker 2: One person rights? Are you willing to be in a
Speaker 2: long term relationship with me? And are you willing to
Speaker 2: let me impregnate you to have kids together? If you
Speaker 2: say yes and agree to these terms, then we can
Speaker 2: move forward. If you let me impregnate you, I'll give
Speaker 2: you forty thousand dollars, no deposit or just cash in
Speaker 2: hand tonight. Will you let me pregnent you? Day?
Speaker 1: There's a lot to unpack here. First of all, this
Speaker 1: comes back to a pregnancy kink for people. So this
Speaker 1: is a thing that I hear often. It's not actually
Speaker 1: that they just really want to have random children. It's
Speaker 1: because the thought of getting me pregnant excites them and
Speaker 1: is something that they just really want to do. Pregnancy
Speaker 1: kink is not something that's spoken about a lot, and
Speaker 1: it's often hard to kind of pick those guys out.
Speaker 1: You know, when somebody takes notice of my feet, they're
Speaker 1: a foot guy, like you can see. But often women
Speaker 1: will get in relationships with these guys not knowing that
Speaker 1: they're actually in a relationship with somebody who just has
Speaker 1: a pregnancy kink and is trying to get them pregnant.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like a really hidden, missed kind
Speaker 1: of kink or fetish that people are into, you know,
Speaker 1: until maybe they have twelve random children, and then it's
Speaker 1: you know, quite aware. The most famous person who has
Speaker 1: a pregnancy kink is Nick Cannon.
Speaker 2: Oh, because he's got a million kids.
Speaker 1: Yes, and he just keeps on knocking them up like
Speaker 1: he just that that is a pregnancy kink. It's not
Speaker 1: even I don't even think that it's about the kid.
Speaker 1: It's just the whole pregnancy part. They want to know
Speaker 1: that they have impregnated me, that I am carrying their child.
Speaker 1: They find that sexy or i don't know, some kind
Speaker 1: of turn on for them. It's a little bit it's
Speaker 1: a little bit wild. Look, there are a lot of
Speaker 1: women in Australia and this is also something that's not
Speaker 1: really spoken about too much. There are quite a lot
Speaker 1: of women in Australia who provide sexy well. Look, they're
Speaker 1: sex workers who are pregnant and they get a whole
Speaker 1: new array of male followers and male interests because there
Speaker 1: are men out there who just search for pregnant women,
Speaker 1: and so these women will make quite a bit of
Speaker 1: money just making you know, they have OnlyFans accounts and
Speaker 1: they're pregnant, and they will you know, show their journey
Speaker 1: and their bump and you know, sexy videos and guys
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: Then, oh god, okay, this is such a world that
Speaker 3: we could just dive into. Then there's like a lactating
Speaker 3: kink that's associated to it as well, So once she
Speaker 3: gives birth and is breastfeeding, they get right into the
Speaker 3: whole lactating milk milk thing.
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Men?
Speaker 3: Oh what glorious glorious creatures.
Speaker 2: Well, if if you're listening to that and you're thinking, wow,
Speaker 2: that's strange, let me strap in for the next one.
Speaker 2: This one is titled pooping container Guy. This was center
Speaker 2: at eleven thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yes, so this isn't like a three am.
Speaker 2: This is had breakfast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy's had brecky. He's probably at work, sitting
Speaker 1: at his desk being like today fucking sucks. I need
Speaker 1: some I need some enjoyment in my day. I'm going
Speaker 1: to go find some poop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just not back in a sighball and he
Speaker 2: saw it. Actually I've got room for more. How much
Speaker 2: would it cost literally just a poop in a container
Speaker 2: for me, that's all.
Speaker 1: I'm like, There isn't enough money in the world.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 4: So look, we look, we're going to have a good
Speaker 4: lull about this, but also we need to be very
Speaker 4: mindful shad that we aren't kink shaming because we don't
Speaker 4: yuck people's yums here.
Speaker 2: Remember, I think this is a very yucky yum. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is a pretty yuck yum.
Speaker 1: And so I replied, because I just like, I'm so
Speaker 1: intrigued by people, I just want to know what happened
Speaker 1: to you? How did you get here? And I said,
Speaker 1: if it's solid, and he replied, probably just have a wank,
Speaker 1: maybe suck it.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's christ.
Speaker 1: And then I said, well what happens if it's soft? Ah,
Speaker 1: I'm replied with I would smear it all over myself.
Speaker 1: And then I replied, how did you get to this point?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: How is poop sexy? For you? See, this is the thing.
Speaker 1: He's not doing this as a joke. This is a
Speaker 1: sexual This is a sexual thing. This is a sexual gratification.
Speaker 1: So sucking on poop and smearing it is sexually driven.
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, I'm being serious. It just turns
Speaker 1: me on. And he's like, why are you asking all
Speaker 1: these questions? Are you kink shaming? Of course, I replied
Speaker 1: with I don't know much about this. I find humans
Speaker 1: interesting and I just want to know all the information,
Speaker 1: like I want to know it's not kink shaming. I'm
Speaker 1: asking questions because this is mind blowing for me. And
Speaker 1: I said, is it hard to find people who will
Speaker 1: do that for you? And he said yes. He's like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm really into farts as well. I bet you do
Speaker 1: great ones. And we ended the conversation there. It's a lot,
Speaker 1: and I can't even imagine how you get to that point.
Speaker 1: Like we've spoken about kings and fetishes before, and all
Speaker 1: I can think of is maybe as a kid having
Speaker 1: older siblings, maybe he had an older brother or something
Speaker 1: who would like try and always put dog shit in
Speaker 1: his mouth. I don't know, like, I don't know how
Speaker 1: you get to this point. I'm just I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, and you don't offer that service.
Speaker 1: Not currently. No, No, look, it could be a little
Speaker 1: nugget gold mine who who knows. I just don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm missing out on there. No, look, I actually,
Speaker 1: to be honest, I do know a couple of women
Speaker 1: in the industry who do offer it, and they have
Speaker 1: absolutely no qualms whatsoever in offering up their poop in
Speaker 1: a container. So this is quite a different We're just
Speaker 1: headed down a little bit of a different, different, different path,
Speaker 1: very different path. Okay, So this happens quite often, and
Speaker 1: this kind of boggles me a little bit. I received
Speaker 1: text messages just inquiries, guys inquiring, and so they'll say
Speaker 1: things like, Hi, Carly, my name is Alex. I'm a fit, white,
Speaker 1: ossy bloke. I used to get those messages and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you could be purple, Like it does not matter. Why
Speaker 1: are you telling me that you're white? And so I
Speaker 1: started thinking, are these guys are racists? Like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to see anybody that's racist. So I kind of
Speaker 1: stopped seeing guys who told me that they were white
Speaker 1: and ozsy. But it wasn't until I voiced that out
Speaker 1: on Twitter that I had a few people right back saying, well, no,
Speaker 1: I actually say that I'm white and ossy. Because a
Speaker 1: lot of female sex workers won't see Indians or Asian guys,
Speaker 1: and I just want to let them know. So then
Speaker 1: I'm like, sex work is racist? Like what is what
Speaker 1: is going on? Look, every sex worker has the right
Speaker 1: over her body and who she wants to share it with.
Speaker 1: I think there's good and bad in every race. But
Speaker 1: to just blatantly block out a whole you know, nationality,
Speaker 1: does seem racist to me.
Speaker 2: You know, it's crazy because it's like if you're you know,
Speaker 2: the constant conversation is sex work is real work. Sex
Speaker 2: work is a legitimate business. If you ran a bakery
Speaker 2: and you said I'm not going to serve any Indian people,
Speaker 2: that would be discriminatory, you'd be shut down.
Speaker 1: Massively, massively. There are women out there who are very
Speaker 1: vocal that you know, they've had a bad experience or one, two,
Speaker 1: three bad experiences with a certain nationality and they refuse
Speaker 1: to continue to see that nationality. That's their own prerogative.
Speaker 1: I will still think that they're racist. I love seeing
Speaker 1: everybody from whatever nationality where ab I've from. I find
Speaker 1: it interesting. I ask a lot of questions. I'm you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know why women don't want to see Asian
Speaker 1: men or Indian men. Is it because Indian men lick
Speaker 1: belly buttons. I don't. I don't know, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't understand it. They do love a good belly
Speaker 1: button link lick shad really oh yes, yes, And I
Speaker 1: haven't quite worked it out.
Speaker 2: So this is kind of like how you know you
Speaker 2: were saying, you said improvasive, so it's Greek anal yes, yes,
Speaker 2: how you're saying that the people love a belly button linck.
Speaker 1: Yes, they love it. They're the only the only race
Speaker 1: that that do it.
Speaker 2: And I don't know, just starty heritage, which is adjacent, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: it's something I'm interested.
Speaker 1: Can you try giving it a belly button a leak
Speaker 1: and just see, like maybe there's some like generational thing
Speaker 1: that just like gets activated. You're like, well, this is.
Speaker 2: A sure like maybe for the Indians, it's it's echoes
Speaker 2: from the Carver sage. It's something that they're tapping into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just not sure. I'm not sure, but it
Speaker 1: happens quite a bit, and I'm always very surprised when
Speaker 1: I do a little like hah, And it always feels
Speaker 1: like do you when you touch inside your belly button
Speaker 1: and it kind of feels like somebody scratching in your sidaria.
Speaker 2: Yeah do you understand?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, not just me, Okay, Yeah, that's that's a thing,
Speaker 1: very weird. So I am on tour at the moment,
Speaker 1: and these are two different requests that I got to
Speaker 1: my work phone yesterday here in Sydney. Now these are
Speaker 1: these are quite common for me to get these kind
Speaker 1: of requests. I'm just gonna read it. Hey, I was
Speaker 1: wondering if you do a cash meat in Sydney tomorrow,
Speaker 1: I'll hand you cash and you tell me I'm a
Speaker 1: good boy and send me on my way. Thanks. Look
Speaker 1: at somebody with a praise king. It's not about the money.
Speaker 1: It's not about him giving me the money. He's literally
Speaker 1: giving me the money to pay for my time for
Speaker 1: doing this. It's about me telling him that he's a
Speaker 1: good boy. And as somebody with a praise kink, I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell us that. I'm going to tell him
Speaker 1: that he is the goodest of good boys to ever have,
Speaker 1: you know, walked the streets of Sydney. So I'm probably
Speaker 1: going to do this one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like I feel like if you could book a
Speaker 2: tour just saying good boy to a bunch of people,
Speaker 2: that's a bloody easy run.
Speaker 1: So I've asked for one hundred and fifty bucks, and
Speaker 1: it will be a couple of seconds of interaction of
Speaker 1: me telling him that he's a good boy, just out
Speaker 1: in the street somewhere. So look, I will do I
Speaker 1: will do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you you're a good boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be like, actually, hey, just before you go,
Speaker 1: my friend Shad, he can also tell you. Because I
Speaker 1: kind of understand men, I assume that this interaction will
Speaker 1: be filmed. I assume that he will either have some
Speaker 1: kind of recording he will be videoing, and so our
Speaker 1: quick fuse second interaction will be recorded for him to
Speaker 1: relive and replay and enjoy forever to come. I will
Speaker 1: do my makeup and look very nice. Okay. So the
Speaker 1: other one that I received last night, I'm looking for
Speaker 1: a woman wanting to kick in the balls hard for
Speaker 1: real and for fun. Loel if interested, I'd like to
Speaker 1: catch off for one hour some night cheers. Also, it
Speaker 1: can be fully clothed. Do you mind asking if you
Speaker 1: have any different rates for kicking? Only do that one. No,
Speaker 1: I'm submissive, and so I find it really hard to
Speaker 1: be in a dominant position where the thing is I
Speaker 1: will kick him, and then I will be scared that
Speaker 1: I've hurt him, and I'll be making sure that he's okay.
Speaker 1: And I have had a conversation recently with somebody who
Speaker 1: likes to get kicked in the balls, and they said
Speaker 1: that often sex workers will say yes to this because
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, it's easy, I don't have to take
Speaker 1: my clothes off, I can kick someone sweet. And then
Speaker 1: they go and do it. But then they are checking
Speaker 1: in that there you know that the guy is okay.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Oh no, did I do it too hard?
Speaker 1: Or no, are you okay? And that kills the buzz
Speaker 1: for the guy. They want a dominating person to walk in,
Speaker 1: kick them in the nuts and be like fuck you,
Speaker 1: I'm out of here with my money. Enjoy laying on
Speaker 1: the ground, asshole. That's what they're after. So I can't
Speaker 1: provide that I'm not a good actor. I would I yeah,
Speaker 1: I would be worried that he's not okay, or that
Speaker 1: I've done some type of you know, permanent damage, even
Speaker 1: though obviously he has. This happened quite a bit. So no,
Speaker 1: it's not something that I would go and do. Would
Speaker 1: you would you be able to for money?
Speaker 2: One hundred. You walk in, I'll kick you in the balls.
Speaker 2: I'll say, get the fuck out of here, you scum bag.
Speaker 2: I'd give you everything you wanted me.
Speaker 1: Are you going to start a Twitter and just start
Speaker 1: offering these services?
Speaker 2: I'm doing the two extremes. I'll tell you a good
Speaker 2: boy or kick you of the balls.
Speaker 1: Perfect, perfect all rounder. Do you know? Yeah, Look, you've
Speaker 1: nailed this. You'd probably do quite well. If anybody out
Speaker 1: there would like Shud to come and do this for them,
Speaker 1: just reach out. We can make it happen. Do you
Speaker 1: know the other thing that you could do that people
Speaker 1: would also love? If we start how to do a
Speaker 1: Twitter and you put up that you could do those things,
Speaker 1: do you know what else you could do? You could
Speaker 1: sell your underwear. You could sell your sweaty socks and
Speaker 1: old shoes. You'd make a killing. I've had a partner
Speaker 1: before where he put up a pair of brand new
Speaker 1: work boots that he'd never worn. They were given to
Speaker 1: him and they were the wrong size, so he just
Speaker 1: put them up on Facebook marketplace and he only had
Speaker 1: men inquire asking for him to put the boots on
Speaker 1: and send photos of him wearing the boots because they
Speaker 1: just wanted to see how they fit, and so he
Speaker 1: did it once not even thinking thought it was a
Speaker 1: bit weird, and he had multiple people all asking for
Speaker 1: the socks that he was wearing. Could they come and
Speaker 1: pick up the boots and have him hand the boots
Speaker 1: over because they wanted to. He was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: I'll just leave the boots out the front. Just come
Speaker 1: and pick them up. No, no, no, I need you
Speaker 1: to hand them to me. And can I also get
Speaker 1: the socks that you were wearing when you put them on? Like,
Speaker 1: believe me, there's a market out there. There's a market
Speaker 1: out there for everything. You're everything you're on, you're on anyway,
Speaker 1: We're going to start shattered at Twitter.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: On next week's episode of Girlfriend for Hire, we are
Speaker 1: going to be talking tricks of the trade. I am
Speaker 1: going to be giving you all the tips before you
Speaker 1: get the tip uh to having a really great sex life.
Speaker 1: I'm excited, can't wait. I'll talk to you then