Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We've got some sad news in clickbait about everybody's favorite dancer,
Speaker 2: Chrissy's click bait.
Speaker 3: Britney Spears.
Speaker 2: Ha ha, no no, no, no, she's still dancing. She's
Speaker 2: got the knives out in that giant travitine foyer which
Speaker 2: never involves another human being ever.
Speaker 4: I want to know.
Speaker 2: I've got some questions about Britney Spears's social media recording.
Speaker 2: Does she one of those kmart ring lights and everyone.
Speaker 3: Absolutely and a tripod? She must have a tripod, she.
Speaker 4: Must because there's never another human being there.
Speaker 5: I think once I clocked like a gardener. I remember
Speaker 5: seeing a shadow behind her.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, really, Well, of course we're not speaking about
Speaker 2: our second favorite dancer, Britney Spears, our favorite dancer ray Gun.
Speaker 4: Do we have some sad, sort of funereal.
Speaker 3: Music here, Yeah, I can find something, find.
Speaker 2: Something, because it's a really sad day for those that
Speaker 2: want to express their joy in life through the power
Speaker 2: of dance. Rachel Gunn, also known as ray Gun, who
Speaker 2: set the world on fire at the Paris Olympics with
Speaker 2: her extraordinary performance one word to describe it and take
Speaker 2: what you will from the word extraordinary. She is hanging
Speaker 2: up her dancing shoes forever. Yes, actually, I just want
Speaker 2: to clarify. She is hanging up her public dancing shoes forever.
Speaker 4: But she has vowed that.
Speaker 2: She would continue to dance, but only for her own enjoyment, and.
Speaker 4: Frankly, that's selfish.
Speaker 3: No, I think it's for the best.
Speaker 2: No, I don't, because I'm going to have to peek
Speaker 2: through her window to get some joy.
Speaker 4: I want to see her dance. Don't keep that hide
Speaker 4: your light under a bushel, ray Gun.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 5: But if you want to see some good dancing, I
Speaker 5: can send you some people. I can show you some
Speaker 5: break dances I don't have. Ray Gun is one of them.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see good dancing, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: I want to see her particular delusional, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 4: Like, it's really rare to see somebody that funny.
Speaker 5: The thing is, she's a one trick pony. If you
Speaker 5: watched that Olympics performance, so all you'll need to do,
Speaker 5: Swann is jump on YouTube and watch that performance on loop.
Speaker 3: It's a bit of this what okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I officially missed it. I officially missed it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to send myself a text message to make
Speaker 2: sure that I recheck it.
Speaker 4: Now, there was a scandal earlier on this week. I
Speaker 4: believe it was.
Speaker 2: It's all blurring into one, but Travis Kelsey's brother, Jason
Speaker 2: beat up somebody.
Speaker 5: Who he didn't, but he's swatted people trolled us on
Speaker 5: Monday for saying that he beats. He punched someone he didn't.
Speaker 5: He swatted a phone, he showed Vie.
Speaker 4: He engaged in an act of violence.
Speaker 3: There was aggression.
Speaker 2: There was aggression, and he used a homophobic slur which
Speaker 2: he threw back at this idiot that was attacking him. Anyway,
Speaker 2: They've got a podcast, the two brothers, and they have
Speaker 2: addressed this situation.
Speaker 4: First, we're going to hear from Jason the swatter.
Speaker 6: Me reacting gave him the time of day, and it
Speaker 6: also gave this situation notoriety. The thing that I regret
Speaker 6: the most is saying that word. To be honest with
Speaker 6: the word he used is just ridiculous, and it takes
Speaker 6: it to another level. It's just off the wall and
Speaker 6: over the line. In the heat of the moment, I
Speaker 6: thought and my head, hey, what can I say back
Speaker 6: to him? I'm going to throw that right back in
Speaker 6: his face because kem okay.
Speaker 4: Good statement.
Speaker 2: What I take from that is that he will defend
Speaker 2: his family forever and will not apologize for that. But
Speaker 2: he was upset that that awful word came out of
Speaker 2: his mouth. And I understand that, appreciate it. Now it's
Speaker 2: Travis's turn to weigh in.
Speaker 1: You had some clown come up to you and talk
Speaker 1: about your family, and you reacted in a way that
Speaker 1: was defending your family. And I think you owning it
Speaker 1: and you speaking about it shows how sincere you are
Speaker 1: to a lot of people in this world. You don't
Speaker 1: choose ete, you know, that's that's let's just know who
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 2: I just figure though, like these are Southern boys. Of
Speaker 2: course they are going to defend their family.
Speaker 5: I agree, I get I get that he sort of
Speaker 5: snapped in the heat of the moment. I feel like
Speaker 5: one of them maybe could have addressed the word they
Speaker 5: use in maybe like given a shout out to the
Speaker 5: to the gays.
Speaker 4: I don't know, Yeah, probably that would have made it
Speaker 4: even sweeter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that would have looked good for Taylor.
Speaker 2: I feel like we can close the door on that
Speaker 2: and that is done. But you know, don't swat people
Speaker 2: or take never choose violence. Never the Crisy Swan Show,
Speaker 2: The Crissy Swan Show, Let's do this.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's clique's clearly out.
Speaker 2: Of here for a Thursday. I hope you're feeling okay
Speaker 2: after the election result. Everyone's a bit flat. I've got
Speaker 2: lots of I mean, I'm just I'm one of these
Speaker 2: people that like buries my head in the sand and
Speaker 2: just doesn't deal with anything, So I don't really know
Speaker 2: what it means.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a lot.
Speaker 4: Of text messages from friends feeling very sad and depressed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I've noticed that on Instagram as well a
Speaker 5: lot of people in their stories. I'm like, it's something
Speaker 5: wrong with me that I am not caring.
Speaker 2: You know, we are dead inside, which is that you know,
Speaker 2: generally is not a great thing, but on big emotional
Speaker 2: days like today, I think it works for us, it does.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about Ariana Grande. By the way, are you
Speaker 2: looking forward to seeing the new Wicked film?
Speaker 3: Yes? I am.
Speaker 4: Are you going to see it at the same time?
Speaker 4: I am?
Speaker 3: I am. I'm going to those beautiful industry premiere nights.
Speaker 2: I'm very excited to go. You do realize that you
Speaker 2: have to wear pink and green and that is not
Speaker 2: a color combina that I knew that you didn't read
Speaker 2: that part since why because they're the colors of wickers
Speaker 2: and you must do it.
Speaker 5: You can over the edge today.
Speaker 3: I've got a green khaki suit that.
Speaker 4: I will that's not the right green?
Speaker 3: Well does it specify what color green?
Speaker 4: I know, but you know the wicked green?
Speaker 3: Who do they want us to give it a good
Speaker 3: review or not?
Speaker 2: If you don't turn up like Jim Carrey from The Mask,
Speaker 2: then you are officially disowned. No, I'm very excited, but
Speaker 2: I don't have anything to wear either. Let's talk about
Speaker 2: it around a grande she. I mean, obviously you know,
Speaker 2: as previously mentioned, I have not seen the film, but
Speaker 2: she's going to be amazing.
Speaker 4: I've seen enough of the trailer.
Speaker 2: She has announced a surprising change of Korea, and I'm
Speaker 2: going to play you a grab of her statement, and then.
Speaker 4: I want to talk to you about everything.
Speaker 2: Jack.
Speaker 7: I'm going to say something so scary it's going to
Speaker 7: scare my fans and everyone. I'm always going to make music,
Speaker 7: I pinky promise, but I don't think doing it at
Speaker 7: the rate that I've been doing it for the past
Speaker 7: ten years. Is where I the next ten years. I
Speaker 7: think I love acting, I love musical theater. I think
Speaker 7: finding roles to use these parts of myself and some
Speaker 7: songs like it really does in a different way than songwriting.
Speaker 4: So there you go. I'm sad because I love her
Speaker 4: pop music, so do I Swanny.
Speaker 3: That does make me sad.
Speaker 5: Like her last album positions, I love nearly every song.
Speaker 2: She did say though that I mean the caveat there
Speaker 2: is that she's not going to record at the rate
Speaker 2: that she has been.
Speaker 5: Her label while almost making her push out an album
Speaker 5: every two years, So maybe it'll just be every three
Speaker 5: or four.
Speaker 4: So when it's not a complete loss.
Speaker 3: I can cop that.
Speaker 2: Later on in this podcast that she did, it's called
Speaker 2: Las Culturistas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love.
Speaker 5: Saying strong name and with that guy from SNL who
Speaker 5: we love, Magic Bowen Yang.
Speaker 2: He she did an impersonation of Hermione Granger.
Speaker 4: Enjoy it. And then I'm going to comment.
Speaker 1: You do you hear harmoniumpression?
Speaker 7: Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4: Speech that No, you can't.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing. She is so talented. She's an
Speaker 2: incredible mimic she's an incredible singer, she's an incredible dancer,
Speaker 2: she's really funny, she's a comedian. She can act beautifully.
Speaker 2: Remember how impressed we were with her on Saturday Night Life.
Speaker 3: It was extraordinary, fantastic.
Speaker 2: I can see how someone with her enormous breadth of
Speaker 2: talent looks at pop music and goes, I've got more
Speaker 2: to give.
Speaker 4: I've got more to give and I want to give it.
Speaker 5: And I've also given so much to pop music already.
Speaker 5: Let's try something new man.
Speaker 2: That is correct, So go well, Ariana Grande. Let's start
Speaker 2: check in with Barry Cogan and our favorite girl, Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 2: They are still going out and here is proof.
Speaker 3: Are you in a.
Speaker 7: Relationship with Sabrina?
Speaker 1: Com I know you do this.
Speaker 3: You don't have to. That's why I ask permission for listen.
Speaker 2: I'm incredibly blessed such a strong, independent lady who's massively
Speaker 2: talented and very special.
Speaker 1: Louie, you got me.
Speaker 7: You're not a vampire.
Speaker 2: Also, what is that video clip where they are all
Speaker 2: over each other like nsf W is it tastes?
Speaker 3: Is it taste? Or please please please please please please please.
Speaker 2: You gotta take one look at that and you know
Speaker 2: that they're in a relationship. For God's sake, you don't
Speaker 2: act that horning.
Speaker 5: That was like six months ago. Maybe they've broken up
Speaker 5: at You'll never leave him? Have you seen salt Burn?
Speaker 5: Come on, regulate him and joeler up next. Thank you
Speaker 5: for filling in for me yesterday, black Is. Have a
Speaker 5: beautiful nights oneing.
Speaker 4: Love you see tomorrow. Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
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