Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Melbourne, Jason Lauren, I'll starting morning the
Speaker 1: right away.
Speaker 2: Be great, gonna be a good day.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren on Melvin's.
Speaker 2: Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 1: Well, good morning and happy Friday, guys.
Speaker 4: It's also Friday at thirteenth.
Speaker 3: Oh spooky speaking speaking music.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm only saying that.
Speaker 5: I know that because one of our our producers in
Speaker 5: here has a sibling who has a baby potentially on
Speaker 5: the way. And one of the boys went, oh, not today,
Speaker 5: it's Friday.
Speaker 6: And I was like, you can say spooky music not
Speaker 6: speaking very speaky, that's just Jason making sound.
Speaker 4: No, No, not that one. First one was better.
Speaker 5: Right thirteen, No, come on down Friday.
Speaker 1: Thursday Friday theme. Actually hello everyone, Well, good.
Speaker 4: And it's a beautiful start to the show.
Speaker 1: It's going it's going.
Speaker 4: One of those days today.
Speaker 1: A lot of homes getting passed in at the moment.
Speaker 4: Yes are they Yes?
Speaker 3: So you get yourself a bargain.
Speaker 1: Well, I have had a friend of mine that update.
Speaker 4: Mardy Fox. I was chatting to him this.
Speaker 3: Week what on the socials?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because he sent me a message about something and
Speaker 5: I said, oh, we've got to get you in and
Speaker 5: he said, I was supposed to come in and then
Speaker 5: I couldn't, And he goes, but there's some good stuff
Speaker 5: coming up on the block, so I'll come.
Speaker 1: A little tea from my tell me. Actually, you know what,
Speaker 1: I've got the right Friday theme.
Speaker 4: Really, we should have done a dress rehearsal this morning.
Speaker 4: We should start the show with this all the time.
Speaker 4: Have we the recruits?
Speaker 1: We are the recruits?
Speaker 4: Were the recruits?
Speaker 3: God help the city? If we're protecting it?
Speaker 4: Can we run this city?
Speaker 1: Well, if you don't have anything on this weekend, may
Speaker 1: I suggest the entire back catalog, the back to back
Speaker 1: to back, to Police Academy to back. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: say it got good in the middle. It did definitely
Speaker 1: went off in the end. Nothing like a good high
Speaker 1: power jet ski Police Chase High Tower is my favorite.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's not a good weekend in Melbourne. So
Speaker 5: that's a great weekend for movies. It's twelve degrees in
Speaker 5: raining tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I don't mind myself a bit of tackle Berry.
Speaker 4: Good weekend for some mum. What's the show called Police Academy?
Speaker 4: What's the show to say? Police Academy?
Speaker 1: What's the show called We're getting some new toys at.
Speaker 7: Was excited about a new airport, new runway.
Speaker 5: I was excited about the third runway until I heard
Speaker 5: it'll be here in seven years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like seven years.
Speaker 7: The airport aims to have the runway completed by twenty
Speaker 7: thirty one.
Speaker 4: It's a runway. It's been just a concrete slat. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Hans on deck, Melbourn, let's get out there and help
Speaker 4: them build.
Speaker 7: Oh that's a good idea, working bee, working.
Speaker 4: A block challenge contestants out.
Speaker 1: There listening this morning, going, I mean the boys could
Speaker 1: have that bloody done by December seven years, Like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing?
Speaker 3: Bitchment some lights.
Speaker 5: We should get our aerosexual on to tell us why
Speaker 5: it's going to take seven years to build.
Speaker 3: Hopefully there's no homes needing to be acquired. Maybe that's
Speaker 3: the issue.
Speaker 5: Oh they're going to buy half of Tullomarin, are they? Well,
Speaker 5: they can't we'll even have it in seven years because
Speaker 5: there'll be one person that won't want.
Speaker 4: To sell exactly.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 3: It's a bit like in the cast.
Speaker 4: That doesn't want to sell because he loves the serenity.
Speaker 3: It's like the whole train line going out time. I'm
Speaker 3: just hopeful.
Speaker 4: That's seven years. That's like seventy years.
Speaker 3: But by the time we build that, we'll be hovering. Ah, yes,
Speaker 3: we will be.
Speaker 5: Jason, I don't know if we'll be hovering in seven years, guarantee,
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: With magnets how they do it, we.
Speaker 4: Will play this tape in seven years.
Speaker 3: With what you know? What I common?
Speaker 4: What are we doing hovering with magnet?
Speaker 3: That mean?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 3: Smart?
Speaker 4: Mean mind start?
Speaker 7: Can someone please bring Jason's tinfoil.
Speaker 4: Having how we're going to hover with magnets?
Speaker 3: Okay, go with me?
Speaker 5: Okay, if anyone anything about hovercrafts thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 5: is it done with magnet?
Speaker 3: Here we go? No, no, no, it will make him
Speaker 3: sound smart. See.
Speaker 1: You know when you get two magnets, right, put them together? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they go together. You know when you turn them around,
Speaker 1: sometimes they do the two negatives and exactly so if
Speaker 1: we put on the base of the hoverboard one negative
Speaker 1: hoverboard and in the pitchmen we put the other negative.
Speaker 3: Have you spoken to anyone about this?
Speaker 1: Now? This is the first pitch.
Speaker 4: Because you're got on shark tank thoughts.
Speaker 7: Give Elin a call, see if he's interested.
Speaker 3: Would you like to invest lo let's just go the third.
Speaker 4: I think we're going to need a lot of investment.
Speaker 1: Right okay, and magnets a big show coming up today.
Speaker 1: Chris Hemsworth to kick things, not that he joined us.
Speaker 1: Next Melbourne's Rod Labor Arena March twenty, twenty twenty five, which.
Speaker 4: Is in the diary Not Far Away March twenty.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty five. Tickets runs out from next Friday September
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Speaker 4: We're gonna give away tickets now, we'll do.
Speaker 3: It later in the show.
Speaker 1: Later in the show, you can win your way first
Speaker 1: double to do a lot venue. Did you say rod
Speaker 1: Lava Arena?
Speaker 4: Only one show announced more We don't know that.
Speaker 5: We don't actually, so don't not buy them because you
Speaker 5: think they might be second show, because they might not be.
Speaker 3: I challenge her to do another show.
Speaker 4: Do a Liapis's one of the biggest stars in the
Speaker 4: world to come to Melbourne and do one.
Speaker 3: No, we don't know that.
Speaker 7: We're favorite color. We need to get her a column.
Speaker 1: We will get her.
Speaker 4: She won't do as many as pink No, No One will.
Speaker 1: Ever do your chance to win the first tickets to
Speaker 1: do a little bit later on in the show and
Speaker 1: sticking with concert tickets. Make sure you are listening Monday.
Speaker 1: Can't say too.
Speaker 5: Much big announcement, huge, huge, Hey guys, be a big
Speaker 5: mistake if you don't listen huge.
Speaker 4: Beg Not tonight, No Hawks.
Speaker 3: And the Spinners.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you've noticed executive producer Brody, who
Speaker 5: you did a prank on and told him that the
Speaker 5: port Adelaide one last week when I did.
Speaker 1: Not that was enjoyable.
Speaker 5: Anyway, He's rolling today in a Magpies jersey and I
Speaker 5: was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Your team is playing tonight, but you've gone old school.
Speaker 8: It is the traditional port Adelaide Magpies jersey with the
Speaker 8: prison bars.
Speaker 5: Oh so were they like Collingwood before they became the
Speaker 5: power They were.
Speaker 8: We've been around for one hundred and fifty years.
Speaker 3: In the sandfill.
Speaker 5: They're still They had to change because we already had
Speaker 5: the mag.
Speaker 3: Puts, the prison suit.
Speaker 4: You you look like a Collingwood supporter.
Speaker 8: For us to win tonight, we have to go primal.
Speaker 8: So that's why I went with a primal jersey.
Speaker 3: What would your message to the to the boys be tonight.
Speaker 8: You must lift. He must lift for your fans, he
Speaker 8: must live for your coach. Your coach's future is on
Speaker 8: the line. You go out there, you play inspired foot
Speaker 8: you play with passion, you play with heart. You kick
Speaker 8: the goals, you take the win. You win it for everyone,
Speaker 8: for every single potaleaid player in the history of this whatt.
Speaker 3: Because it is more than a sport.
Speaker 4: Oh, we need a Hawks supporter on the Hawks.
Speaker 3: He can't be playing this.
Speaker 5: Garbage thirteen twenty four ten. Come on, give us a call.
Speaker 5: If you're a big Hawks fan and you want to
Speaker 5: give you you're watching.
Speaker 1: Tonight, Hawthorne fans, Well tonight, I'm doing a barbecue, little
Speaker 1: footy tonight.
Speaker 3: Have you got a projector just at hometown of a.
Speaker 4: Projector paper a projector?
Speaker 3: Need to hit Amazon?
Speaker 7: You know what are those projectors that project on just
Speaker 7: straight onto the brick wall I've seen I don't mind.
Speaker 5: No, You've got to get the inflatable one for the background,
Speaker 5: and you can put it at the end of the.
Speaker 4: Pool to protect.
Speaker 1: A bit chilly above the water. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: She's like, she's a good barmie. Thirty four degrees below
Speaker 1: the water but above. No, no, no, that's awesome. Where
Speaker 1: are you watching the footy?
Speaker 4: I'm not watching the footy, No, I watch it.
Speaker 5: Probably probably some sports pub, sporting globe st.
Speaker 3: What about your standards? I watched from Sydney. I'm fine
Speaker 3: to Sydney tonight. That's right.
Speaker 1: You'll be alone in the I'll be in the hotel
Speaker 1: room going rugby league, rugby link, give.
Speaker 4: Me I'll be.
Speaker 5: I'll be lathering myself in some kind of fake tan watching.
Speaker 5: So I've got a Hen's carshy this weekend.
Speaker 4: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 5: We've got a Hawks fan, Virginia from Lane Lawren. Are
Speaker 5: you currently on the drive to Adelaide?
Speaker 9: We are about to go through the tunnel.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that is a true support.
Speaker 4: Okay, Virginia.
Speaker 5: What would you say to your boys if you had
Speaker 5: access to the rooms before the game?
Speaker 9: Oh my god, just play like you've been playing. You've
Speaker 9: shocked everyone this season, but you guys knew what you
Speaker 9: were doing. All we love Sammy Mitchell. Got the kids
Speaker 9: in the car in the car or the.
Speaker 4: Whole family in the car.
Speaker 10: How many of you do a role call?
Speaker 9: So we got Travis in the car. Luckily he's the horse.
Speaker 4: Great, and we've got and.
Speaker 9: Ivy who we're taken out of school.
Speaker 3: For the day.
Speaker 4: You can do math setting up the goals in the points.
Speaker 3: Yes, so just me? Did she that's a cram car for?
Speaker 1: Did she has to take with names like?
Speaker 3: She wasn't one hundred stock take?
Speaker 5: It was like, are you all family or have you
Speaker 5: picked up someone on the way?
Speaker 9: No, we're all family.
Speaker 4: And what do you reckon? We think the margin is
Speaker 4: going to be tonight, Virginia.
Speaker 9: Up by twenty four?
Speaker 1: Which which tunnel?
Speaker 3: Which tunnel are you going through?
Speaker 9: The apparently.
Speaker 3: The one with the lights?
Speaker 4: I don't know what they are different names depending what
Speaker 4: direction you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Virginia doesn't know she's in the right one. She
Speaker 3: doesn't know who's in her car.
Speaker 1: Clinton, I was playing tonight, playing what clip?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, drive carefully, Virginia, you've got a long
Speaker 4: driver hair.
Speaker 9: Yes, oh, thanks so much.
Speaker 11: Guys, We love your show.
Speaker 4: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Go let the kids have a drive as well.
Speaker 4: Around How old are the kids? Virginia?
Speaker 9: So I is nine and at eleven.
Speaker 3: That's up to no one.
Speaker 4: You all can do the pedal on each other's last.
Speaker 1: Let's talk the new Transformist movie with the Stars. Who's
Speaker 1: Chris Hemsworth playing in the new Transformers.
Speaker 2: Movie Optimus Prime?
Speaker 1: And Brian Tyree Henry is in it too?
Speaker 2: Who's he Megatron?
Speaker 1: And they're joining the studio?
Speaker 2: Now wait, what's this show?
Speaker 1: Where am I?
Speaker 2: No more questions?
Speaker 7: Time to meet the guys.
Speaker 1: Chris Brown, let's welcome to the show. Happy Friday today, guys, Happy.
Speaker 5: Friday, Finally fridyy Friyay most weekends, Chris. I mean you're
Speaker 5: basically alone, but Brian, welcome to Australia.
Speaker 1: Do daddy Chris take you to movie?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Do you go to the theme parks? Oh?
Speaker 11: Absolutely all right, because we were filming like thee where
Speaker 11: the stages are all right next to the theme park.
Speaker 11: So between between takes, I was on every roller coaster
Speaker 11: and then I went to one of your Halloween horror
Speaker 11: nights and that that was incredible.
Speaker 12: Well that time to such as Paradise and a bunch
Speaker 12: of terrible tattoos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I hung out in mull be Yeah
Speaker 2: and mushrooms.
Speaker 4: No, you didn't do that.
Speaker 5: Well, he could just go to your house, Chris, if
Speaker 5: he wants to go to a theme park anyway.
Speaker 1: Mushrooms ye, Jesus, Lauren bloody hell, Hey, medicinal purposes on there.
Speaker 1: Of course, congrats on the movie.
Speaker 2: I didn't know each other back then.
Speaker 11: Just to clarify, yeah, we didn't know each other when
Speaker 11: I was doing all that would drive the Byron b though,
Speaker 11: and I just.
Speaker 1: Looked for me.
Speaker 2: No, I was told to avoid you. Please come visit.
Speaker 2: You never did nothing. How you two Transformers together.
Speaker 1: I was signing to law if you love me, can
Speaker 1: I plug the movie? Chris, Jesus try to pay the bills.
Speaker 2: Do you see what it's like? Do you do you understand.
Speaker 1: I've got and it's late. I've got my own trust me.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised, trouble maker.
Speaker 3: And I was gonna say sign to Lauren at the
Speaker 3: end of the movie.
Speaker 1: As a young bloke growing up with Transformers toys and
Speaker 1: the cartoons and all that, like, I was just like
Speaker 1: that would have been a real buzz for you boys
Speaker 1: to be in this.
Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 12: I remember watching the cartoons, playing with the action figures
Speaker 12: in the backyard of the kid recreating these characters and
Speaker 12: for them to be a slightly bigger kid and be
Speaker 12: able to do that, It's like I'm just living out
Speaker 12: one of the many fantasies I've had, you know, from
Speaker 12: working in the Marble universe and playing a superhero and
Speaker 12: now playing Optimus Prime.
Speaker 11: Our paths are kind of the same. Were both Marvel movies,
Speaker 11: and we're both in Transformers. I mean, I'm more dashingly
Speaker 11: handsome late you know late now with the best of
Speaker 11: friends and now with the best of friends.
Speaker 5: Which is quite the oomehich happens in the film though,
Speaker 5: right because you guys start as best friends. That's sort
Speaker 5: of not how this story goes though, as we know
Speaker 5: in Transformers, did you guys actually get to spend any
Speaker 5: time together doing this movie becoming best friends?
Speaker 11: Well, he would spend a lot of time trying to
Speaker 11: convince us to like be very method like the roommates,
Speaker 11: you know, like bunk beds, like like he even had
Speaker 11: his own, like you know, Transformers onesies that he kept trying.
Speaker 2: To enforce that we were like we were wear the shine.
Speaker 2: It was very It was a lot, but that was
Speaker 2: a great any of it. That restraining order is holding
Speaker 2: up quite well.
Speaker 11: But but like it's it's interesting because I just think
Speaker 11: about like all that Chris has done right, and like,
Speaker 11: you know, he's somebody that wanted to know for a
Speaker 11: long time, because I'm actually a.
Speaker 2: Fan of his work. You know, I didn't mean to say, actually,
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 11: Mean to do that surprise, but I am a fan
Speaker 11: of his work. But then to meet him, you know,
Speaker 11: is to love him. And so I felt like he
Speaker 11: was going to bring all that to his character in
Speaker 11: the movie anyway, and like, we just got to just.
Speaker 5: Play stick to the script in something like this, Chris,
Speaker 5: because when I was watching it, there was some lines
Speaker 5: in there and I was like, that's Chris.
Speaker 4: That doesn't feel like a character. That feels like something
Speaker 4: that would come out of Chris's mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you put it in some liberties.
Speaker 12: Yeah, of energy in there, and that's the funny. And Josh,
Speaker 12: you know, Coolly, the director would allow us to improvise
Speaker 12: some lines, and the problem is if you improvise too much,
Speaker 12: he's got to go back and reshoot the other actors
Speaker 12: and make sure their lines react to that. But but no,
Speaker 12: you definitely have a part in the creative process. And
Speaker 12: and and throwing your your two cents worth.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was just finding it amusing and I'm sure
Speaker 1: you will too, Chris, watching Lauren be professional, asking like
Speaker 1: a professional media question about a movie.
Speaker 2: Wow, you got through normally, Like this is what you
Speaker 2: got through normally?
Speaker 4: Right, hold digress.
Speaker 5: Then I want to talk about your son's haircuts, Chris,
Speaker 5: I saw them on the red carpet. Is that you're
Speaker 5: doing your hands because no hairdresser is putting their name
Speaker 5: to those haircuts.
Speaker 1: But I know what you did.
Speaker 2: You want you want to know the truth. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: show is great.
Speaker 12: My about my two boys and about six of their
Speaker 12: friends have all started cutting this kind of like bowl
Speaker 12: cut haircut. Now, Trustan's who saw it. His mate did
Speaker 12: that then, and then he told you this last time
Speaker 12: he goes. And then I went to the hairdresser just
Speaker 12: to straight up, so it's been done by a professional.
Speaker 12: Sasha's haircut I did myself, but it was under strict
Speaker 12: instruction of kind of what to do, and.
Speaker 1: So obviously listened to that.
Speaker 12: You know, it's they think it's cool, and I was.
Speaker 12: I was like, you look like Lloyd Christmas from Doumbella,
Speaker 12: And they're like what.
Speaker 2: And then you said that his haircut looks like Megatron's
Speaker 2: helmet looks, of which I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: But I also told him I was like, well in solidarity.
Speaker 11: Now you have to do it for sure.
Speaker 2: Know you can get a wig man you guys, would
Speaker 2: you let me do that?
Speaker 1: Loss?
Speaker 2: Can I cut your hair?
Speaker 5: My hair or Paul's hair yours?
Speaker 4: Not like that.
Speaker 5: That's one of the worst haircuts I've ever seen. We're
Speaker 5: in a group chat and the original haircut that you
Speaker 5: sent the original haircuts you sent through on our friends
Speaker 5: group chat with two of the most shocking haircuts I've
Speaker 5: ever seen, and you did those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brian, I don't know, I know if Chris has
Speaker 1: rolled this out yet, but Hemsey, you and I got
Speaker 1: something in common. We're both magic nerds. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got one trick that I try and do and
Speaker 1: I normally I roll it out when my kids' friends
Speaker 1: come around. They're like, no, Dad, no, Dad. And I
Speaker 1: know this is a pretty cool present. But did Lauren
Speaker 1: and Paul get you a magician for your fortieth He
Speaker 1: was good.
Speaker 12: Yeah, he was awesome. Yeah, it was a pretty cool present.
Speaker 12: You got a magician for your fortieth. He lives in
Speaker 12: my house still.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 12: I was like just for the hour, right, and he's like,
Speaker 12: it's forever. That was your trick and keeps disappearing showing
Speaker 12: up and now it's like, that's a stalker.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Do you watch two magic tricks that he was pulling
Speaker 5: out one European summer and we went to this restaurant
Speaker 5: in Mickeno's and you did the same trick. I think
Speaker 5: it took you three attempts to nail it. And we
Speaker 5: went back to the same restaurant this summer and do
Speaker 5: you know there is a photo of you on the
Speaker 5: wall with your cards looking like David Copperfield.
Speaker 4: They framed it.
Speaker 12: It was in in the car on the way to
Speaker 12: the restaurant on YouTube looking up magic tricks, and when
Speaker 12: I got there, I was like, I've got a new one, guys,
Speaker 12: because everyone's kind of giving me get me hell about
Speaker 12: the fact that a new one trick.
Speaker 1: So then it's been so nice to watch Brian slowly
Speaker 1: distance himself from you while we started talking about you.
Speaker 2: Have no idea how I'm becoming.
Speaker 1: And at the start of this it was like I
Speaker 1: love working with Chris, and by the end it's like, alright.
Speaker 2: From my body language literally just shift like over here,
Speaker 2: you know, like magic. I don't know David Blaine's phone number.
Speaker 1: Hey, boys, we've gotta let you go. But congratulations on
Speaker 1: the movie. It's a ripper. I know I would get
Speaker 1: absolutely kick out of playing roles like that, so I'm
Speaker 1: glad you enjoyed it and well done. That was in
Speaker 1: the gym yesterday?
Speaker 4: What come on?
Speaker 7: You know someone International Comedy Festival isn't until much.
Speaker 1: Well. To be honest, my mate Nathan sent me a
Speaker 1: photo of our promo shot in a gym. They were
Speaker 1: doing advertising in a gym.
Speaker 3: Oh are they? Yeah, that'll inspire people.
Speaker 4: Don't be like these two? Keep running? Is that what
Speaker 4: the odds said?
Speaker 3: You go on one men's health cover. I'll look at
Speaker 3: you fire.
Speaker 4: Come right though? What what?
Speaker 3: Why we being advertised?
Speaker 4: How do we have in a gym?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what That's what it should say. Just keep running,
Speaker 1: Just keep running.
Speaker 4: Don't be like these two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in fact, listen to them this waym you me
Speaker 1: listen to them.
Speaker 3: Don't be here.
Speaker 7: Lauren's been really really.
Speaker 4: Not yesterday that I didn't go opted to drink rose
Speaker 4: with a friend.
Speaker 1: Well, you're going to race to the gym after the
Speaker 1: next story, really, No. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Have
Speaker 1: you witnessed something at the gym that will make Lauren gag?
Speaker 4: Gag?
Speaker 3: Gag.
Speaker 1: You're the gym. You're not going to like our next story.
Speaker 1: Remember when they like old school days, Remember black and
Speaker 1: white days. When I did go to the gym and
Speaker 1: I was in the steam room, some guys started, no,
Speaker 1: don't stop cutting his fingernails and toenails in the steam
Speaker 1: room next to me. The story I've got next is
Speaker 1: much worse than that. Not a great warm sunny weekend ahead,
Speaker 1: not the best, dare I say not a sparkler.
Speaker 3: Seventeen today eleven At the moment, she was chilly last night.
Speaker 4: I was so cold last night, freezing. When I climbed
Speaker 4: into bed, I was like.
Speaker 7: I've taken my electric bankelet off. I just didn't actually
Speaker 7: speak English, and I've taken my electric.
Speaker 4: Blank given me electric blanket.
Speaker 3: Already, So I was disappointed.
Speaker 1: I couldn't flicker on.
Speaker 3: And recliners are still up though, aren't they. Recliners are up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't go anywhere.
Speaker 3: They're all year round.
Speaker 1: Well, old people use electric blankets. He's probably got a
Speaker 1: couple of recliners over there as well. Razy boy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: watching the tipping point.
Speaker 4: Oh that's not an old person thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, sorry point.
Speaker 4: It's my dream to get on the tipping point.
Speaker 3: We should make it happen.
Speaker 4: Can well Todd please?
Speaker 1: Can we hit the drug a naga? We're going to
Speaker 1: the gym, guys, We're going to the gym where something
Speaker 1: has happened, which I don't think Lauren's gonna love. Let's
Speaker 1: all remember gyms are communal spaces. It's like coming flatmates,
Speaker 1: clean up after yourself.
Speaker 5: I've sang before the song, you know, towel down if
Speaker 5: you're a sweaty person and you're doing sit.
Speaker 1: Up fitness First Bay Road several years ago, so you
Speaker 1: know it's all different now. But I was in the
Speaker 1: steam room there and they've.
Speaker 3: Got is yuck.
Speaker 7: That's already got the mental cheap.
Speaker 4: Cha the steam right?
Speaker 1: They do it like stadium seating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah, steam.
Speaker 4: Room stadium seating two slippery.
Speaker 3: It's quite squelchy in there, it is.
Speaker 1: I love a steam room over a song. Until the
Speaker 1: guy came in with nailsis as and started clipping toes
Speaker 1: next to me.
Speaker 3: That's just off.
Speaker 5: You can't be doing that should be illegal. Where do
Speaker 5: you put the report for that kind of behavior?
Speaker 3: Just lifted down the draine?
Speaker 4: Nah, that ain't it.
Speaker 1: That's I got something worse a bodybuilder has taken the
Speaker 1: social media to call out a fellow Jim junkie because
Speaker 1: they left something behind here.
Speaker 13: I am in the male toilets at Sunshine Fitness, okay,
Speaker 13: where I work and where we all enjoyed coming to train.
Speaker 13: We've had to put a sign on the shower here
Speaker 13: because some doty has come in.
Speaker 3: How do you shower?
Speaker 2: And in the bloody shower? Pooh?
Speaker 3: What on the grill?
Speaker 1: That's pooh, that's not poo No one situation.
Speaker 7: A situation not no.
Speaker 4: Remember they was oh no.
Speaker 3: Do you pull in the shower?
Speaker 4: No, better to work, she's po show. I used to work.
Speaker 5: It was a public poor and they were pooing in
Speaker 5: the on the floor, on the floor.
Speaker 4: Did you Oh my god, it wasn't me.
Speaker 3: You'd implode before you do that.
Speaker 5: Have you seen that new health campaign, the Queensland health
Speaker 5: campaign about it wouldn't work?
Speaker 4: She would, yeah, I wouldn't h on the floor.
Speaker 5: There's a there's a big health campaign in Queensland at
Speaker 5: the moment about it's okay to poop at work.
Speaker 4: It's bad.
Speaker 7: Because people are too scared to put work. That just
Speaker 7: back to the gym.
Speaker 4: No, no, you take that picture off the.
Speaker 7: Screen, horrendous in sunshine in Trug.
Speaker 4: Yes, are they doing downtown Trug and Norna.
Speaker 3: Well, they're putting in the shower. I thought I was quite.
Speaker 5: Clear unless you've got gastros unacceptable, not even with gas.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it and.
Speaker 3: Say in the gym.
Speaker 7: In the gym, but you're still you're still making sure
Speaker 7: to next person.
Speaker 4: You are, You're you're hosing it down.
Speaker 3: Him, I got a.
Speaker 1: Really grim story. I hate the story. It's grim. A
Speaker 1: friend of ours was overseas. I think they're in ballet,
Speaker 1: not ballet. Both got sick, her and her partner. The
Speaker 1: one bedroom honeymoon. Sweet.
Speaker 4: Now you have to get a second room if you've
Speaker 4: both got well.
Speaker 1: He was in the shower, She was in the toilet
Speaker 1: now looking at each other through the glass, crying while
Speaker 1: both going there. That happened.
Speaker 4: So cooked, it's so cooked. You know what, you think
Speaker 4: you're going to die? Sometimes you actually.
Speaker 2: I'd rather die.
Speaker 1: I would rather die.
Speaker 2: Jason Lawrence, one hundred thousand dollar minutes.
Speaker 1: Good morning, no burn, It is just gone five to seven.
Speaker 1: Welcome of Friday, and a big welcome to Rachel from
Speaker 1: lang War.
Speaker 4: How we feel a little bit nervous, excited. So you're
Speaker 4: our hundred thousand dollars player today.
Speaker 5: If you haven't heard how this works, there is one
Speaker 5: golden minute in our show, kicking off at seven am,
Speaker 5: So in about five minutes through till nine am, if
Speaker 5: you hit the buzzer whenever your intuition tells you to,
Speaker 5: and it is within that golden minute, one hundred thousand
Speaker 5: dollars will be in your back pocket.
Speaker 4: Love.
Speaker 3: It was the moment Rachel was selected yesterday.
Speaker 1: Call one hundred, Rachel from Lang.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god, god, Rachel, what's your favorite?
Speaker 4: Rachel? I do like a fruit tingle. You can buy
Speaker 4: right now, plenty of fruit.
Speaker 5: Tingles if you win one hundred thousand dollars tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Remember she was the fruit tingle girl, She was.
Speaker 4: The fruit tingle. We'll hitting you up. We bought your
Speaker 4: favorite cocktail. We need fruit tingles coming you away.
Speaker 3: We have fruit tingles on standby.
Speaker 4: If you win the one hundred, yeah, I've got to go
Speaker 4: to work straight after this.
Speaker 3: But we'll work comedy one.
Speaker 4: If you win one hundred thousand dollars, you're still going
Speaker 4: to roll into work. I have to promise the kid.
Speaker 1: What do you what do you do.
Speaker 14: I work at the best place on earth called an
Speaker 14: appin school in Seafood Special Needs School.
Speaker 10: Athough.
Speaker 3: Shadowy morning. You can't be on the free tingles there.
Speaker 4: No, you can't be on the work.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 4: Do you have a plan?
Speaker 14: I did, but I think it's going to go out
Speaker 14: the window. If you guys talk to me to put
Speaker 14: me off?
Speaker 4: Would you like us to.
Speaker 7: Not know what you thinking?
Speaker 1: What are you thinking?
Speaker 14: There is one time that came to mind, and then
Speaker 14: I added up everyone's birthdays in the family that number
Speaker 14: as well. So I give you too much?
Speaker 1: No, No, I'll tell you now. The time is in
Speaker 1: this sealed envelope open.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 4: All right, We're going to send you into the booth shortly.
Speaker 4: All right, good luck.
Speaker 3: You don't want to tell us the time?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: And then it is I'm wrong?
Speaker 7: Is it in the seven o'clock hour or the eight
Speaker 7: o'clock hour.
Speaker 5: The eight o'clock keep Rachel doesn't have a clock in there,
Speaker 5: so she might think it's the eight o'clock hour.
Speaker 4: We could be in the seven o'clock. We will let
Speaker 4: you know if we're getting.
Speaker 5: Close tonight and you're running out of time, just to
Speaker 5: smack the buzzer and as.
Speaker 1: Soon as you hit that buzzer, the show will come
Speaker 1: to a complete stop.
Speaker 4: It can be during a song exactly, during an interview with.
Speaker 3: Then he Luck, it's during Clint's news.
Speaker 4: We've got Chris Hemsworth on the show today. We might
Speaker 4: have to cut him off.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't be doing that, that would be awkward. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Chris just told there for a moment, Rachel.
Speaker 4: He's good for it.
Speaker 1: He could give it a hundred exactly exactly, Rachel from
Speaker 1: lang Warren, one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Good luck, thank you, good luck.
Speaker 1: The spinner has taken on the Hawks tonight Port Sorry spinners,
Speaker 1: Well they are they? Yes, yes, the spinner. Dad got
Speaker 1: spat on when he was over there. He works now
Speaker 1: considered assault.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and he was walking from the Adelaide Oval back
Speaker 7: to his hotel and someone hooked one up.
Speaker 4: They really aren't exp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, look at executive producer Brody.
Speaker 4: If you cooked Todd around here.
Speaker 3: You're not ho two and me you're the hot tip.
Speaker 4: Very disappointed.
Speaker 1: Are sticking with footy. It's the only finals footy in
Speaker 1: town this weekend. When the Melbourne Storm clash with the Sharkies,
Speaker 1: at Amy Park on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Sharky the only team playing in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Come on the store.
Speaker 3: That's sco most team.
Speaker 4: So we want to flog those rabbit os. No Mak
Speaker 4: forgot about him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all tried to.
Speaker 1: He's from the Shire four five on Saturday and if
Speaker 1: you want tickets, I got to double the go as well.
Speaker 3: Actually thurteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 7: Is in a number they went there into the prelim.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Stillm're on fire this year. Yeah, minor premiers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good on you and good luck to the Hawks. Tonight
Speaker 1: we'll get the latest on the sport.
Speaker 3: You run to.
Speaker 4: Work, We'll get the latest on.
Speaker 1: The sport on sports.
Speaker 4: Sorry, we'll get the latest on the AFO.
Speaker 3: Also check your tat's lot of numbers.
Speaker 4: Oh terrific. What else could we do it?
Speaker 3: Planned horoscopes.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's do horoscopes.
Speaker 3: So we don't do that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, horoscopes would be good coming up. So we should
Speaker 5: have something fun in your news.
Speaker 7: Like, oh something fun news isn't always in your news?
Speaker 5: Before you said something about Travis Kelcey liking.
Speaker 1: He's leading with the big story. Well, good morning Melbourne
Speaker 1: and happy Friday.
Speaker 3: Just got on eleven past seven.
Speaker 4: Did you hear that?
Speaker 5: Good morning Melbourne. We've got the lovely Caitline brook In
Speaker 5: and her mic was on. When she goes, now, do
Speaker 5: I just press that.
Speaker 4: Style?
Speaker 15: I'm not in my whole time, Lauren. I have never
Speaker 15: pressed a button in his studio, was never allowed.
Speaker 3: Very technical here.
Speaker 5: Well here when Jas turns our, MIC's off because I
Speaker 5: talked too much, I can turn it back on now.
Speaker 10: Well, he said, I've got authority here too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, looks I can.
Speaker 3: Turn you off, Kate.
Speaker 1: And there's a button if you hit now.
Speaker 15: She turned me off. Apparently I'm not the first woman
Speaker 15: you've turned off.
Speaker 4: He off every morning.
Speaker 3: I love you, Kate. Kate langbrook is joining us this morning.
Speaker 1: Actually we've got a lot going on, Kate. If you
Speaker 1: have a look at the screen behind you, that is
Speaker 1: Rachel from Langua.
Speaker 15: I just went and had a peep at her. I
Speaker 15: didn't realize she's here for two hours.
Speaker 5: She could hit the buzzer now, though she might interrupt
Speaker 5: your interview.
Speaker 1: And then she said, basically there is a golden minute
Speaker 1: between seven and nine. If she hits the button during
Speaker 1: that minute, she wins one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 10: But how do we know what the Golden minute is.
Speaker 4: Well, we don't really.
Speaker 10: Oh, how's the pressure?
Speaker 7: Are you like to talk to her?
Speaker 5: Can you want to say hello to her? We'll just
Speaker 5: phones on. So she's just sitting there in silence.
Speaker 10: Yeah, on the show.
Speaker 4: So she doesn't know the time.
Speaker 15: I just waved her through the shore. He do know
Speaker 15: it's Kate, I just waved at you through the door.
Speaker 1: Rachel from lang Warren. They're just talking it up so
Speaker 1: she can talk to us.
Speaker 3: Rachel, Kate Langbrook, Kate langk Rachel from lang Warren.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Kate, Oh, good morning to you. Feeling the pressure.
Speaker 14: March now that you're talking to me?
Speaker 10: Yes, what's your vibe?
Speaker 3: She won't tell us.
Speaker 14: Try not to fall asleep, No.
Speaker 4: Boring in here.
Speaker 15: You should be chock full of adrenaline, the nerves, the
Speaker 15: tummy still, yeah, butterflies.
Speaker 14: But I'm just gonna wait for a feeling.
Speaker 3: And then we.
Speaker 7: Should get her a copy of your book, Kate, to
Speaker 7: keep her away from.
Speaker 3: Because it's the thing. She don't even hear the show and.
Speaker 1: There she's.
Speaker 10: Just blind.
Speaker 4: No, she's in a dark room. She's not no senses.
Speaker 10: It's like an escape room.
Speaker 1: Let's just go with the dark room. Laura, Hey, we're
Speaker 1: going to place the Brinda Carpenter when we come back.
Speaker 1: We need to chat with Kate because she is taking
Speaker 1: your job, Lauren, watch out.
Speaker 10: Wow, Hello is a general job swapper.
Speaker 1: She was partying last night with Taylor Swift after the
Speaker 1: MTV Awards, Sabrina Carpenter, taste here on Ober one hundred.
Speaker 4: You're on the air planed up at the van, didn't.
Speaker 3: She also Pastor Martian?
Speaker 1: What do you mean Pastor Martian on stage?
Speaker 3: That's what the young kids it is.
Speaker 4: They don't say pashing.
Speaker 7: They'd have some.
Speaker 15: No, be something, won't We won't even imagine you tell
Speaker 15: a lie, you're copying.
Speaker 10: Or whatever whatever.
Speaker 15: Why don't we don't have time to sit around all
Speaker 15: done TikTok because learning a new language, because we've got
Speaker 15: jobs exactly, we don't sound aggressive into it towards generational.
Speaker 5: We've got a gen Z on our team. K By
Speaker 5: the way, if you just tuned in, it's Kate Langbrook.
Speaker 1: Hell gen Z. Do you know Kate?
Speaker 4: She's twelve?
Speaker 15: Oh no, but now we do that was Now Now
Speaker 15: I have to I have to do something, something that
Speaker 15: will help me. I can't say cope because that means
Speaker 15: something else.
Speaker 3: Should do a dance, do a TikTok?
Speaker 10: Oh, yeah, I do the apple. We'll do the apple dance.
Speaker 15: Yeah, don't don't go down the wormhole.
Speaker 3: I've never even heard of it.
Speaker 4: I liked it though. He teach me to the show.
Speaker 1: So, kateling Brook, Yes, you started out on in the Day.
Speaker 5: Are you coming back twelve years? Because I've heard rumors
Speaker 5: you guys might be coming back. It may be nervous
Speaker 5: that we're going to get punt to the all the
Speaker 5: time again.
Speaker 15: So many rumors. And in fact, I called Husy the
Speaker 15: other day and there was an article in the paper
Speaker 15: and I'm like, where are all these articles coming from?
Speaker 4: It? It's not me. It's because people are dreaming having
Speaker 4: you back.
Speaker 1: I don't know that you might pop up on Triple LP.
Speaker 10: Yeah, there was talk about that.
Speaker 15: Well what about Dave Grohl and Dirty Dog.
Speaker 5: He's had a love child, yes, and he's finally admitted
Speaker 5: that how old is the child?
Speaker 10: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought it was.
Speaker 4: It sounded.
Speaker 7: I think it's fresh.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's hasn't popped up at like ten.
Speaker 4: And he's like, oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 15: Outside of his marriage, he said. And he's trying to
Speaker 15: win back the trust of his wife and his family.
Speaker 4: It's going to take a lot of.
Speaker 10: And everyone the comments are all like, there goes my hero.
Speaker 3: But well dodged in the question.
Speaker 10: Yeah, has nothing to answer. I'm all yours.
Speaker 1: Well, we're sharing you with my Room because it's a
Speaker 1: very special day coming up soon on the calendar, and
Speaker 1: you are a very proud my Room ambassador.
Speaker 4: Yes I am.
Speaker 15: Which is a children cancer charity which I think Lauren
Speaker 15: and Clint you know about it, and because you know,
Speaker 15: my eldest son, Lewis had leukemia.
Speaker 10: Whether we're on the six, he's great.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: I remember you speaking at one of those big charity
Speaker 5: lunches the million, the most powerful.
Speaker 4: Speeches I've ever heard, Lauren.
Speaker 15: It's was so hard, it's hard to remember about it.
Speaker 1: It's in the past, but I still I reckon it'd
Speaker 1: be just as raw.
Speaker 15: And also for a lot of parents and people who'd
Speaker 15: be listening now, who are who have had the evil
Speaker 15: witch finger of children's cancer knock at their door or
Speaker 15: any cancer. We had a good outcome, let me touch wood,
Speaker 15: Clint head, please, yes, do that not knock. We've had
Speaker 15: a good outcome. And when I say good outcome. We're
Speaker 15: now in the long term effects clinic because of Lewis's
Speaker 15: radiation and you know, the treatment, the treatment can also
Speaker 15: kill you as well as savior, as we know.
Speaker 1: About keep.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 10: But he has check out, Yeah, diyroid blood taste.
Speaker 4: Because the treatment is brutal.
Speaker 15: Yeah, the treatment's brutal. And it was four years because
Speaker 15: because he's a boy and the kind of leukemia he
Speaker 15: had hides in the brain fluid, the spinal fluid and
Speaker 15: the this is a foreign concept to you, Jason, the
Speaker 15: test is what.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love that You've got a cheap shot into.
Speaker 15: Anyway, so the treatment's longer. So it was four years
Speaker 15: and it was really brutal.
Speaker 3: So still an emotional rollercoaster even just going in for
Speaker 3: the tests.
Speaker 15: Well, last year when we got we got booted from
Speaker 15: the Children's hospital because he's yeah he's too old.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he's part of that youth program now where
Speaker 5: you're older, right.
Speaker 15: Yeah, Well we're not even at the children's hospital now,
Speaker 15: he's at Peter Mack And for the first time I've
Speaker 15: always gone in with him for his check ups and
Speaker 15: like I'm not looking because they put him on the bed.
Speaker 3: Do you do all lives.
Speaker 15: So I just sit there and you've always got a
Speaker 15: slight bit of anxiety. Yeah, not even I try not
Speaker 15: to have anxiety, but you you know.
Speaker 10: You're changing the hospitals.
Speaker 4: He's uncomfortable at the best time, terrible.
Speaker 15: Anyway, last year we went to this new clinic that
Speaker 15: we hadn't been to before, and there was a new
Speaker 15: doctor and everything was sort of new. And then she
Speaker 15: said to me, you can wait outside see your mum.
Speaker 10: I know, and I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 15: It was a fork in the road and it was
Speaker 15: very moving, but it was also beautiful and great because
Speaker 15: of what it means.
Speaker 7: Yeah, my room doing some terrific work, by the way,
Speaker 7: in the space striving for a one hundred cure rate
Speaker 7: and the my Room telethon next Thursday night telethon.
Speaker 15: Yes, so I'm going to be at the telethon. And
Speaker 15: that's why I did postcards.
Speaker 4: Right, So you're on postcards? Is it this Sunday night?
Speaker 1: Don't? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah? On postcards? Yes, three ps.
Speaker 10: But you get to gad all about Lauren.
Speaker 5: Do you know I've done it for nineteen years because
Speaker 5: it was my nineteen I think they're throwing me a
Speaker 5: party for me.
Speaker 3: Let's just get I watched her first story.
Speaker 10: Oh she looked.
Speaker 1: Like she was fifteen, and she was sitting in like
Speaker 1: one of those corner spars, hot in like in a whine,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, there's just somewhere on watching.
Speaker 10: Were you on your own?
Speaker 4: Even Champagne when I was just nineteen.
Speaker 3: You hear can wine and dine and I feel incredibly uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Was a lavender farm to send a nineteen year old?
Speaker 10: Really so strange?
Speaker 15: That lavender farm is my husband's idea of a nightmare
Speaker 15: from a family trip They had in a camper a
Speaker 15: camper van with six of them and Peter's dad, my
Speaker 15: father in law, Brian. Gorgeous sunshine, favorite place for the casino.
Speaker 15: He took the camper van but tried to save money
Speaker 15: so he booked one that was actually four birth One
Speaker 15: of Peter's brothers had to sleep on the roof of
Speaker 15: the van and the other one had to sleep underneath
Speaker 15: the ban Yeah under.
Speaker 4: Yeah, would you have gone under?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4: You always go over, Yeah, go over to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm the bottom guying Melbourne. Hey, Langbrook, you can
Speaker 1: watch your guest presenter. She was joining Postcards Sunday. Three people,
Speaker 1: my son with Lewis watching and Lewis Cook.
Speaker 10: On Instagram enjoy it the right great, Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 15: I wish he'd learn to wash up. He doesn't do
Speaker 15: those videos?
Speaker 4: Does he still live at home?
Speaker 10: He's in a bungalow at the bat that.
Speaker 15: He's not a stoner and he still lives in a
Speaker 15: bungalow at the bat it's amazing.
Speaker 10: Who knew that could be used for something else?
Speaker 1: That's say for the a house lovely Kate Lanbrook, John
Speaker 1: Us on their good to see.
Speaker 3: Tonight's the Nights.
Speaker 4: Where they are a happy team down there. They're a
Speaker 4: young team, they're a young Hawks.
Speaker 1: They're looking good playing hockball, taking on the spinners tonight
Speaker 1: in Adelaide, take a poncho. If you're a Hawthorne fan.
Speaker 3: Executive producer Bride, you decided we you're watching the game.
Speaker 8: Yet are we going to the pub with the lads?
Speaker 4: You know where you pulled?
Speaker 8: Adelaide Jersey absolutely head to toe with my Gavin Wagon
Speaker 8: insigned hat by authentic traditional scarf and my prison bard jumper.
Speaker 1: What pub?
Speaker 3: Just out of curiosity, just so I know where to avoid.
Speaker 8: I go to the London.
Speaker 1: Hawthorne supporters there tell Billy the public and we said hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: Justin from Sheppard and won't be there.
Speaker 3: He's going to the game. Hey guys, how you going.
Speaker 4: You part of the Hawthorne cheese squad? Justin?
Speaker 3: I sure am.
Speaker 16: I'm on the committee of five people.
Speaker 4: What's on the banner tonight?
Speaker 3: It's a guarded secret.
Speaker 4: Is a secret, you know, Justin?
Speaker 5: I love so much when the cheer squad makes spelling
Speaker 5: mistakes on the banner, and I often wonder do you
Speaker 5: guys do it, Like do they do it deliberately to
Speaker 5: get a little extra attention because you always get way
Speaker 5: more coverage when there's a mistake.
Speaker 16: Wow, not Hawthorn, maybe possibly other other clubs.
Speaker 2: Give us, just give us, give us.
Speaker 7: A little taste, like what's the theme? What theme have
Speaker 7: you gone with on the banner?
Speaker 16: Well, we do have Luke Ruth's three hundred.
Speaker 1: Milestone, Yeah, including hundreds, so you can probably just imagine
Speaker 1: what's on on the banner.
Speaker 16: And I can't do much more ways than that, but
Speaker 16: it is the biggest take on the power tonight, Justin.
Speaker 5: We've had a few people on the show this morning
Speaker 5: who are already in their cars driveing to Adelaide.
Speaker 4: They hit the road very early, this morning. How are
Speaker 4: you already there or how are you getting there?
Speaker 16: No? Luckily we are flying over on a very exciting
Speaker 16: and we get the airport.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you going to be.
Speaker 3: Doing chance on the plane off?
Speaker 16: Maybe not peaking too earlier?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 16: Going out around those four power fans they are coming
Speaker 16: their hundreds.
Speaker 1: Over there just makes for a long fly.
Speaker 3: It does well.
Speaker 1: We went on one, didn't I've never had in my life.
Speaker 3: You could go anywhere. Jason couldn't go. I just want
Speaker 3: to hit an air pocket.
Speaker 4: What the plane is full of supporters?
Speaker 1: You reckon?
Speaker 4: They're too hectic.
Speaker 7: Live a little you can.
Speaker 5: If you're a Hawks fan on a plane to Adelaide today,
Speaker 5: you should be singing the Hawks over and over. And
Speaker 5: if you're a person going to Adelaide for a wedding
Speaker 5: or something this weekend.
Speaker 4: You've just got to all with it. It's forty finals.
Speaker 4: You can do what you want.
Speaker 1: She says that now made if she was on the.
Speaker 4: Flight tomorrow, I he one person singing footy song on my.
Speaker 7: Hey, juzzy boy.
Speaker 3: Who's your favorite player at this current time? Josh Weddle,
Speaker 3: what do you like? Kelsha dear?
Speaker 16: Yes, Kelsa dear absolutely played the lights out last Friday night.
Speaker 1: Hopefully again he's our favorite here at Indeed, we spoke
Speaker 1: to him earlier this week, big weekend for him, and
Speaker 1: we're chatting about how his dad would be looking down
Speaker 1: and bloody proud of him. He said, your dad's always
Speaker 1: on your mind, Paul dear premiership player in ninety one.
Speaker 1: He's no longer with us, unfortunately, but he'd be so
Speaker 1: proud of you. Mate.
Speaker 3: What do you think he would be thinking?
Speaker 2: I reckon, he'd be thinking that we're not finished yet.
Speaker 8: And I don't think he would have been happy with
Speaker 8: four behinds on the weekend.
Speaker 1: Well, look, good luck.
Speaker 5: To hopefully four goals, not four behind good luck to
Speaker 5: the Hawks justin.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much, how much you're going to win
Speaker 7: by I.
Speaker 5: Wanted to more concert than this week, but hopefully a
Speaker 5: link to a.
Speaker 16: Couple of goals, so we're not having heart attacks for couple.
Speaker 3: We don't want that.
Speaker 5: Think of the cheersquad, Hawthorne, if you're listening to this,
Speaker 5: they don't want to have a heart attack on the
Speaker 5: sideline when you go for goal.
Speaker 4: Think of the cheer squad better.
Speaker 1: Than the phone. Hey, uh, he's such enoughing when he
Speaker 1: sings can I get Brodie to take us to the break.
Speaker 7: He sort of meets some of the words, here we go,
Speaker 7: Here we go, I'm the King.
Speaker 4: Look at the smile. There's a man thought supportive.
Speaker 3: As a man that's going to be in the Watchhouse
Speaker 3: in about ten hours now from port.
Speaker 8: Out of tradition, never stop, stop stop till we'd top
Speaker 8: stop stop.
Speaker 4: Do you know you're not singing your time? Can you
Speaker 4: hear the song out there?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Oh, you're totally singing out of time and out of tune.
Speaker 16: Wrong on.
Speaker 2: Jason Lawrence one one hundred thousand dollar minutes.
Speaker 1: To celebrate eight hundred shows on nov.
Speaker 3: Today. Final chance to win one hundred thousand.
Speaker 1: Dollars if you've pressed.
Speaker 3: The buzzer during the Golden minute.
Speaker 1: There is one minute in the show between seven and
Speaker 1: nine that is worth one hundred thousand dollars. Rachel from
Speaker 1: Lang Warren is in the booth. Good morning Rachel, you're there.
Speaker 3: Can you hear us?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, and good morning Rachel.
Speaker 1: Can't hear the show? She doesn't know what time it
Speaker 1: is or anything. She's got the buzzer in front of her.
Speaker 4: We're just throwing some headphones on her.
Speaker 5: But at any minute, she could hit the buzzer, and
Speaker 5: if it is in that golden minute, one hundred thousand
Speaker 5: dollars in your back pocket.
Speaker 4: Rachel, you're bored yet.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, I've got something that's going to liven things up.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I got yeah, I'm listening.
Speaker 1: I've made fruit tingles.
Speaker 2: Non alcoholic.
Speaker 4: I hope it made you not alcoholic.
Speaker 3: Virgin fruit tingles, because you've got to go to work.
Speaker 3: She did mention yesterday.
Speaker 1: She she's a avid lover of the fruit tingle. You
Speaker 1: want to run a little fruit tingle.
Speaker 4: Into last she doesn't need to drink it out of
Speaker 4: the cops.
Speaker 1: Animals there, we're going you take it in and please
Speaker 1: don't ask our guess how they like it.
Speaker 5: All right, Rachel, your handsome cocktail waiter, he's coming in
Speaker 5: bringing you a We're.
Speaker 1: Just take the edge off Rachel to be blue? Oh
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 5: Executive producer Brody obviously doesn't know how to make a
Speaker 5: fruit house.
Speaker 3: Is bright red? Sorry, there were go enough. I'd actually
Speaker 3: drink it.
Speaker 1: Drink Yeah, Rachel, Now that you've got to drink and
Speaker 1: you're a little bit more relaxed, we have a question
Speaker 1: for you. Go for it.
Speaker 3: Rather than sit here. And waste time.
Speaker 1: And you don't know if you know when you hit
Speaker 1: the button, it's actually going to be one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars a minute. We thought would just give you a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars now to get up and walk guaranteed.
Speaker 14: I spoke about this with the kids.
Speaker 1: Oh what was the chat.
Speaker 14: Yeah, we'll let that one slide for now and keep
Speaker 14: going for the Oh, not a bad dollar a minute?
Speaker 3: How about how about two thousand dollars?
Speaker 7: Oh, I mean two thousand dollars away guarantee. Yeah, straight
Speaker 7: in your pocket, A lot of free tingles.
Speaker 14: I promise, it's a holiday. I don't know where we'd
Speaker 14: go on that. It's tempting.
Speaker 4: But what if I said two and a half thousand dollars?
Speaker 4: That's still tempting.
Speaker 14: But the kids gave me a magic number.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, final offer, three thousand bucks. We call it now.
Speaker 1: You walk three three thousand dollars or you can continue
Speaker 1: to play, could hit the bar, you could walk out.
Speaker 1: He who had nothing three thousand dollars, we'd get the
Speaker 1: family away.
Speaker 14: And you know something, that is the number of the
Speaker 14: kids gave me. So we are going to take that
Speaker 14: three thousand.
Speaker 4: She's out of the bus. That's it, she's taking the
Speaker 4: three k.
Speaker 3: We tempted it in.
Speaker 1: Right, she'll get in here, bring her in.
Speaker 5: Ah right, chel Oh my three thousand dollars, Thank you,
Speaker 5: thank you?
Speaker 4: Congratulations. Hey, can we still find out what time it
Speaker 4: was going to go on? Now? What time?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah? What time were you going to hit the bar?
Speaker 4: I was hoping about eleven? Eight eleven? Oh gosh, I
Speaker 4: want to eleven. Don't say that.
Speaker 14: Hopefully my accounting would have been wrong.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 4: What time did you think it was?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: I would have.
Speaker 14: Said probably about seven fifty four.
Speaker 5: It's seven fifty on the dot now, so you're pretty close.
Speaker 5: Eight eleven was the time she chose.
Speaker 1: Oh good, what's.
Speaker 3: The time now?
Speaker 4: Seven fifty?
Speaker 1: We probably started chatting here a couple of minutes ago.
Speaker 1: We were chatting to you during one hundred thousand dollar minute.
Speaker 4: It was seven seven. Well, i've got a holiday a
Speaker 4: list for the kids.
Speaker 1: Seven That was the time. How's that we're talking to
Speaker 1: you during the one hundred thousand dollar minute.
Speaker 14: Oh, I'm absolutely super stoked.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Three thousand dollars, well done. Where are you going to
Speaker 4: go on holidays?
Speaker 14: We were going to head up to the gold coat
Speaker 14: and cans in January.
Speaker 5: So well, that's how old are the kids are?
Speaker 3: Eight?
Speaker 14: Or she'll be nine, then eleven and twenty two.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, that's a busy household. I do you
Speaker 5: want to say harder than this morning?
Speaker 4: Hey Tilly, Hey Locky, Hey Caleb, and high day.
Speaker 7: I was at the husband at the end.
Speaker 4: Ye yeah, mystery men throw him in?
Speaker 3: Hey, can we cheers?
Speaker 7: You cheers? Congrats?
Speaker 4: Thank you? Dollars? It was that taste no good.
Speaker 7: She thought we were kidding, just missing a bit of olol.
Speaker 4: The virgin cocktail doesn't keep the same.
Speaker 1: Three thousand dollars. All right, you're from Languarre.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, famous line.
Speaker 1: We all grew up with it. Transformers more than Lauren,
Speaker 1: Transformers more than a truck, more than.
Speaker 7: The truck.
Speaker 1: It's catchy, Transformers more than meats venture more than meats y. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got there.
Speaker 3: More than a truck. A leper is coming back to Melbourne.
Speaker 4: I love I met her, Yes, oh she like.
Speaker 3: I've never seen a bigger entourage come in with a guest.
Speaker 3: How many are we talking? Twenty? Really?
Speaker 7: What are they all doing?
Speaker 3: In security? Security?
Speaker 1: Someone came in and fixed her hand just as we're
Speaker 1: doing the radio interview.
Speaker 5: Mid interview, she's got a hair brush, like just before,
Speaker 5: I love that stuff.
Speaker 4: What else? Did you have a chef?
Speaker 1: She didn't have the egg chef traveling with her, but
Speaker 1: there was you know'sts or something like.
Speaker 3: I know this will bring on trauma. But remember where
Speaker 3: we used to work. Memories gone, that's gone.
Speaker 1: That little phone room outside the studio was full. You
Speaker 1: couldn't get any more people in there. I reckon it
Speaker 1: was two elevator trips.
Speaker 5: Not in those elevators you'd get stuck. You take scares
Speaker 5: every day of the week.
Speaker 1: And yeah, she was lovely. She was lovely.
Speaker 4: So the people around the people.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah there was there was a situation.
Speaker 4: What was the situation?
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to play the interview? What did you ask?
Speaker 1: What do you ask? Why?
Speaker 4: Why? Why to tell her I've had a situation before.
Speaker 1: She's not listening. This morning we played an immature game silly.
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 3: Porn star or politician?
Speaker 1: Great?
Speaker 3: Shall we play now?
Speaker 4: And what do you do you tell her?
Speaker 3: Tell her a name or show a photo. She used
Speaker 3: to pick whether it's an Australian Polly or did she
Speaker 3: like the.
Speaker 4: Game at the time, but the publicist did.
Speaker 1: No, No, that'll do it, that will do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we didn't do any of that stuff without.
Speaker 3: It, No exactly, it was the old Jason.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Julie Lipa, we have your first free tickets coming.
Speaker 3: Up this morning.
Speaker 4: That's a funny game.
Speaker 1: Thank you before nine.
Speaker 5: But right now, though, let's show her a picture of elbow.
Speaker 5: I don't I think she'd say.
Speaker 3: Politician, you'd hope.
Speaker 4: So if not, everyone's got a flavor.
Speaker 3: You'd be asking a refund for that video.
Speaker 5: Five thousand dollar question. Jason on the line, We've got Nina.
Speaker 4: Good morning from Meansbury.
Speaker 5: Where's I insp?
Speaker 8: Hello guys morning.
Speaker 9: Hey, I'm so excited. All right, ain't kind of the
Speaker 9: back has Melch and rock Bank.
Speaker 4: That's a little bit there sounds beautiful. Let's see if
Speaker 4: we can win you some cash.
Speaker 1: She's a pies fan, all right, big question? Do you
Speaker 1: want to go an easy question for fifty bucks, medium
Speaker 1: question for five hundred, or roll the dice and go
Speaker 1: for five k What are we feeling?
Speaker 7: We are rolling the dice, go bie, He'll go home
Speaker 7: five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: You are living. What's the question for you?
Speaker 5: We're going to play it. You'll hear a three two
Speaker 5: one countdown. They need to answer before that clock ticks.
Speaker 4: And if you correct, five thousand dollars coming your way.
Speaker 1: All you're ready.
Speaker 3: The clock's about to tick.
Speaker 4: I couldn't remember what happens about it? Is there a
Speaker 4: ball at the end of the three two one count.
Speaker 1: I don't know? Right here we go, good luck, concentration
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Here comes your question?
Speaker 7: In which country would you find the Sengetti National Park?
Speaker 2: Three two one America?
Speaker 7: America, Tanzania.
Speaker 16: Wow, before.
Speaker 3: Africa is beautiful.
Speaker 4: I've never been.
Speaker 9: It likes a I reckon my Ryan son. My son
Speaker 9: Ryan would have got back.
Speaker 7: He would have been into.
Speaker 9: Geography like that. And he he missed the phone call
Speaker 9: he's at who's taking it?
Speaker 4: Where's Ryan when you need?
Speaker 3: That's on you for sending him.
Speaker 4: We bring in a Phone a Friend options.
Speaker 1: We've already got so many options.
Speaker 4: You know, we've already told you the answer.
Speaker 1: The option five hundred options.
Speaker 4: I think we should bring in phone a Friend.
Speaker 3: You know what, We'll have a meeting about him.
Speaker 1: I love meeting about five k question with the new
Speaker 1: feature of Phone a Friend returns Monday. What's wrongs. What's
Speaker 1: coming up?
Speaker 3: Talk to us, what's coming up?
Speaker 7: It's you know, it's your shows.
Speaker 1: You always say it's my show. Tell the people what's
Speaker 1: coming on? On Away we go anytime.
Speaker 7: Sorry, we're out of time situation.
Speaker 1: Anytime?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: How good is that muffin?
Speaker 4: We have a delicious shop across the road paper so.
Speaker 5: Sorry gen Z producer just ran across the paper shop
Speaker 5: down and she came running back on. Guys, there is
Speaker 5: hot white chocolate muffins fresh out of the hell.
Speaker 7: We're just talking aboutmuffin break and I just took.
Speaker 4: A bite of it right as that song ended, quite abrupt.
Speaker 7: How delicious and warm are the big big still warm, big,
Speaker 7: still warm, just straight out of the oven.
Speaker 5: We had an issue because anyway, it's it's more muffin
Speaker 5: chat that no one is interested in.
Speaker 4: Jas only wanted it.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you Jake's only wanted it. It was vanilla
Speaker 5: muffin with milk and vanilla choc chip. Was blocking up
Speaker 5: because he was like, I think it's going to be
Speaker 5: chocolate flavored muffin vanilla and white chok chip, and he
Speaker 5: was like, I don't want it if it's the chocolate
Speaker 5: cake muffin I want vanilla cake muffin. And then gen
Speaker 5: Z's come back and he's blown up because he didn't
Speaker 5: get one, as.
Speaker 7: He's stuffing his face with a Turkish.
Speaker 1: How did this get us to number one?
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's good year.
Speaker 4: Anyway.
Speaker 5: It is a delicious muffin and they're flying off the shelves.
Speaker 1: Of the paper shop.
Speaker 3: Apparently, Member nine, this is nover.
Speaker 4: The drama in our lives this morning.
Speaker 3: No, I got more drama open.
Speaker 1: I think I'm getting old here.
Speaker 3: You are, well, you need a segment too.
Speaker 1: I was it and by all means, if something has
Speaker 1: happened to you that's made you feel old thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: four ten.
Speaker 4: What have you done well?
Speaker 3: First things? First, to lovely Kate Langbrott was in early
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 4: I love Kate langbrock We asked.
Speaker 1: Our producer gen Z if she knows Kate and she
Speaker 1: just said no.
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, okay. I was at the bottle
Speaker 3: shop the other day.
Speaker 4: We're buying port No because that's old. That's an old man.
Speaker 1: To Konyak, I was buying some bubbles. I want to
Speaker 1: go with I want to lose friends. Yellow coming around
Speaker 1: went the Shandon Australian sparkling support business, local business.
Speaker 4: What did you really buy? Tell the truth, Moey.
Speaker 1: It was on special.
Speaker 4: If you know it, MOI, if you're showy, they.
Speaker 1: Say, MOI, it was.
Speaker 3: And there was this frantic sort of grandfather in there.
Speaker 4: Was it my dad?
Speaker 3: He looked like your daddy, looked like your bloody dad.
Speaker 3: Where was he? He was running around? What the pre
Speaker 3: mixed strength set?
Speaker 4: Section?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I said segment And I said, hey.
Speaker 3: Are you okay? Do you need help?
Speaker 4: Like I could tell you he wasn't.
Speaker 3: He was obviously like he.
Speaker 1: Had the phone.
Speaker 3: Someone wasn't answering, he had questions.
Speaker 5: He's going up and down trying to find the Bilson's
Speaker 5: fruit tingles.
Speaker 1: The gym beams, seltzers over here, that is it? The
Speaker 1: Boomers Coast coolers.
Speaker 3: The West Coast coolers.
Speaker 4: That's Ruskies.
Speaker 1: And I said to you, ok mate, and he goes, no,
Speaker 1: it's my granddaughter's.
Speaker 4: Eighteenth oh sweet man.
Speaker 1: And I've been sent down to buy some color drinks
Speaker 1: and I can't remember the name of them, and straight
Speaker 1: away I went vodka cruises.
Speaker 4: Or Bacardi bread and he goes, that's it.
Speaker 5: Did you go the watermelon the low sugar water car
Speaker 5: cruises and I say, take me back to my Los.
Speaker 3: It took me straight there.
Speaker 4: So did you grab a four pack for yourself?
Speaker 3: Watermelon cruise? Should have seen his face and I hand
Speaker 3: it to him and he goes.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're red. That's going to cause a mess. And
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, but that's living. That's what we
Speaker 1: did when we were eighteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah we did.
Speaker 3: As soon as he said it, I was like, I.
Speaker 4: Was a lemon rusky. I don't know if they still exist.
Speaker 4: They tasted like, yes, I can, very good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I loved a Maduri illusion shaker and if
Speaker 5: you bought enough, they'd let you keep the shaker.
Speaker 3: They did.
Speaker 1: They literally, you know, always look seedy to me. You
Speaker 1: know those pre mixed milky shots that are sitting in
Speaker 1: a bucket on the Cowboys, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like on a counter. It's got milk in it. That
Speaker 3: can't end.
Speaker 4: Well, got Kalu and Bailey's or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm like, but it's ten dollars, you.
Speaker 1: Know, No, no, no, too old for that.
Speaker 4: That's the wrong. That's a dangerous attitude.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten what's made you feel old? Say?
Speaker 4: What made me feel old. The other day, I remember
Speaker 4: we went to a whole bunch of us went down
Speaker 4: to gee Long, down to g Town. We went to
Speaker 4: the Chin Chin down there. Chris Lucases opened to Chinchin.
Speaker 3: I still have not done Chinchin ever. We must go, we.
Speaker 5: Must go, we must go get the one. So we
Speaker 5: went down to Geelong Chin Chin and we had one
Speaker 5: long table. We were there before the Cats game, like
Speaker 5: sixteen of our mates. It's embarrassing that we said this.
Speaker 5: We asked the manager to turn the music down because
Speaker 5: it's too loud to hear the conversation and they were
Speaker 5: like really, And Emma and I were like, it's too loud.
Speaker 4: The music's too loud, and they turned it down.
Speaker 3: We've been in a restaurant of asked them to turn
Speaker 3: the lights up.
Speaker 1: The menu.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like my girlfriend who took a photo of the
Speaker 5: menu and then zoomed in on the picture on her
Speaker 5: phone so she could reap the dinner the other night.
Speaker 5: You know you're old when you can, sorry, Clint, when
Speaker 5: you can borrow you know, old people borrow other people's
Speaker 5: glasses prescription.
Speaker 4: And it's like, no, you can get the plus three and.
Speaker 3: Four from the torch out the torch out.
Speaker 1: What's the resutto?
Speaker 4: Mm, yeah, that's that's old man's stuff.
Speaker 3: I plucked one the other day.
Speaker 4: A rogue hair.
Speaker 3: No, I don't. I'm getting a haircut to the brow.
Speaker 4: Look a long eyebrow.
Speaker 7: That's old mans eyebrow.
Speaker 3: It was it was like a horse's hair.
Speaker 1: It was so it just kept going and it wastraordinarily wrong.
Speaker 3: Well, know what, you know.
Speaker 4: What, it can't be that far. You've got your hand,
Speaker 4: Keep them.
Speaker 1: For me and I'll stick them on me a transplant.
Speaker 1: Look at the grays. I'm getting grays.
Speaker 5: I've got grays and the grays hit differently. Oh, I've
Speaker 5: got to get my color. Did Actually I'm looking at.
Speaker 3: Cluster idea of cluster?
Speaker 1: What did she say? Thirty twenty four ten? What has
Speaker 1: made you feel old?
Speaker 7: Welcome back to an over one hundred clints down away
Speaker 7: here with you is Jase fills his gob with nothing.
Speaker 7: You've just clicked You're right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: I'm great, Thank you.
Speaker 5: It's normally me that gets buzzed when the mics go
Speaker 5: up and I'm in the middle of breakfast, but just
Speaker 5: then break goes.
Speaker 4: You guys, do it? What are you eating for breakfast?
Speaker 1: What's on the menu, you little Turkish and salami sandwich?
Speaker 3: Good for you anyway?
Speaker 1: Thirty twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: We don't know how to start the show with aks.
Speaker 3: To what if?
Speaker 7: And Sozzy for travel Traval.
Speaker 3: Well, don't do it too good?
Speaker 1: Hey, we're asking. I'm thirteen, twenty four ten. What's made
Speaker 1: you feel old?
Speaker 3: Let's go to Sarah? I get I Sarah?
Speaker 15: Hello?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 3: We're good? Let's made you feel old?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: Anymore?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 5: Skinny jeans? What about the skinny jeans with the low
Speaker 5: cut waist?
Speaker 11: Oh my god?
Speaker 9: Absolute?
Speaker 4: What was that low cut waist?
Speaker 5: They're hipster jeans and they're coming back into fashion apparently,
Speaker 5: jeans that sit on your hips.
Speaker 4: And I don't know, I haven't seen my.
Speaker 3: Antino Billiana or something.
Speaker 7: What was the big brand Betina Leanna?
Speaker 4: That say it again?
Speaker 1: Did you say Antinoillian?
Speaker 3: Close enough?
Speaker 4: Betinaly?
Speaker 3: What did she did? The jeans? What does an do?
Speaker 7: Were they low cut?
Speaker 5: There was Betina Leana and there was this brand called Gasp,
Speaker 5: Gas and Gasp. They were so low that the zip
Speaker 5: was like a centimet I don't know why they bothered
Speaker 5: even put a zip on it. I mean, Heaven help me,
Speaker 5: trying to put a pair of those on these days?
Speaker 5: They were so short there. What do you call the
Speaker 5: that part of your jeans with the zippis like the
Speaker 5: yok or something?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What in what setting did someone
Speaker 3: say that's your yoke? Sorry? What do you mean?
Speaker 4: I think it's got a name.
Speaker 1: I'll never eat eggs again. What have you got to.
Speaker 3: It's not yo anywhere. That's not the yolks?
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 3: I'll never buy jeans again. I've never eaten eggs. I'll
Speaker 3: never buying jeans.
Speaker 4: They had very short.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Jamie in Zeabrook. Jamie, what's made you
Speaker 3: feel like?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 4: Guys, excuse me?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Well what's it called?
Speaker 4: It is called the yolk?
Speaker 3: What in your pants? It is? What that part of
Speaker 3: the body, it's called the backyard?
Speaker 4: No, not in your body. It's not in your body.
Speaker 3: You're right.
Speaker 2: On your.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Jamie.
Speaker 4: Called it is called the ych Whales are off? Do
Speaker 4: you know that? Jamie?
Speaker 9: Okay, No, I didn't.
Speaker 4: You were something you every day every day's a school day.
Speaker 4: Good on you, Jamie. What makes you feel old?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 9: Well, the other day my six year old turned to
Speaker 9: me and said, what are those lines on your head?
Speaker 4: What did you say?
Speaker 9: I said, well, that one's you, that one's your brother,
Speaker 9: that one's the other brother.
Speaker 4: Your dad, Yeah, that's your dad.
Speaker 7: There are ways to remedy that I was about.
Speaker 4: No, it's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Your nephew ever said that?
Speaker 2: Do you clean?
Speaker 3: Where are your lines?
Speaker 4: Why are you so smooth? Clinton?
Speaker 1: Rachel?
Speaker 7: Just you go to you?
Speaker 3: What makes you feel old?
Speaker 9: Rolling over in bed during the night and I threw
Speaker 9: my back out and walk for days.
Speaker 3: Ah yeah, but what you do is you tell people
Speaker 3: that you injured it in bed and you say it
Speaker 3: like that. It sounds a little bit more risque.
Speaker 5: Doesn't You're just sleeping on the wrong pillow. I can't
Speaker 5: even sleep on the wrong pillow anymore.
Speaker 4: How old I am?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I travel with my pillow on a plane.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you take your pillow?
Speaker 1: No, put it like are you checking in?
Speaker 4: Check it in its own suitcase?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, no, no, like just on top of the suitcase.
Speaker 1: Do you know, I mean like you strap it on,
Speaker 1: You put like roof racks, like you're putting like you're
Speaker 1: putting a canoe on the car. Promise you might laugh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you actually strapping on or do you put it
Speaker 4: in the put it.
Speaker 1: In the case.
Speaker 3: But I put a pillow under my legs the other
Speaker 3: night when I'm sleeping.
Speaker 7: I'll do that something that's.
Speaker 3: I've done it as well.
Speaker 4: It could be a hip all right, let's be youthful.
Speaker 1: Jason Lawrence live as I'm expecting to get absolutely owned
Speaker 1: by you two and you're like, no, no, we do that.
Speaker 3: It's great. Yeah, you're late to the party.
Speaker 5: So I don't even have meat at night anymore because
Speaker 5: I don't think my body can digest it.
Speaker 4: I get the meat sweats if I have read meat
Speaker 4: after lunch.
Speaker 1: She's the only girl that has a tomahawk for breakfast
Speaker 1: that I can't have enough pool nose.
Speaker 5: He's like, should we go for snatal night?
Speaker 3: Rattled by you and your yoke? Okay, guys, I.
Speaker 4: Was once and myra and that's your term.
Speaker 7: You're pointing to the yolk as well.
Speaker 8: I was.
Speaker 5: I was pointing to the yoke, which made it confusing
Speaker 5: because I'm wearing the jeans currently.
Speaker 4: So you do the maths and workout where I was pointing.
Speaker 1: Hey, lights on sing a long time, Yes, forty minutes late.
Speaker 1: I missed out on my opportunity last week because you
Speaker 1: superseded me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was your birthday.
Speaker 3: I was standing by with the banger. There's one rule
Speaker 3: with lights on sing along.
Speaker 1: We encourage you to crank this song in the car
Speaker 1: and engage your head lights to see ignal to other
Speaker 1: drivers that you are belting out the hit in your
Speaker 1: car as well.
Speaker 7: Clint, do the honors Jace. It's my favorite band still
Speaker 7: to this day. Very good reason.
Speaker 3: Hands on the light switch.
Speaker 4: If you like it, turn your headlights on.
Speaker 3: Right if you like what.
Speaker 2: You headlers.
Speaker 4: I was trying to google what year this song came out.
Speaker 1: I thought it okay, so you.
Speaker 7: Want to feel old from nineteen ninety six?
Speaker 1: Oh this is three am Box twenty. What a banger,
Speaker 1: gen Z you'd know this song. Have you had a
Speaker 1: Matchbox twenty?
Speaker 3: Hell no?
Speaker 4: Right co Yeah we're old.
Speaker 3: See if you like it.
Speaker 1: In Melbourne this is new music on nov Sometimes Clent
Speaker 1: skun away.
Speaker 4: He sung every word to that.
Speaker 1: We want to bang out.
Speaker 3: What a man? That was a ripper, guys, Lights off, Lights.
Speaker 4: Off, nineteen ninety six, that song came out. What were
Speaker 4: you doing in nineteen ninety six?
Speaker 3: Clint vap.
Speaker 4: Wasn't invented.
Speaker 1: You would have just been on the rollings?
Speaker 3: What you I was in I was in here nine?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yet of nine?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: My first concert match Box twenty.
Speaker 4: What was your first concert?
Speaker 3: The Cranberes and they went I was in love with Michelle?
Speaker 3: It worked at Mather's.
Speaker 4: It's I It was a CD show the shoe So
Speaker 4: hang on, what did you go to the Cranberries? If
Speaker 4: you like the girl that worked in a shoe shop?
Speaker 3: Just she liked the Cranberes And there was a group going,
Speaker 3: let's go.
Speaker 1: See Dolores and the Cranberry Have any idea how many
Speaker 1: times I tried on Clarks?
Speaker 4: Did you like sandy shoes? Did they sell it? Mavores?
Speaker 3: The big black Clark one?
Speaker 4: What if she was selling you school shoes?
Speaker 1: How old was she?
Speaker 4: Was fifteen and selling school shoes at Maighbor's.
Speaker 3: Do you want to go to the careanberge?
Speaker 4: I reckon, I reckon sit? What was her name?
Speaker 1: Michelle? I reckon?
Speaker 5: Michelle was thirty five and she was Michelle chasing her around?
Speaker 5: She was not chased or some such thing.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it is.
Speaker 4: Was it before or after your Colorado stay? We used
Speaker 4: to buy those those jam boat shoes.
Speaker 7: It is just gone in your cargo pas three quarter
Speaker 7: your pedal pushes.
Speaker 4: Remember went through a pedal pushes, we could zip off
Speaker 4: the bottom.
Speaker 1: I would go and see her. She was doing late
Speaker 1: night shopping, and I'd go and see her before I
Speaker 1: pull my shift at David Jones.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, did you ever buy? You just going every
Speaker 4: week and try on school shoes and leap and tried
Speaker 4: on the same pair of shoes. Did you ever buy
Speaker 4: anything off her?
Speaker 3: No, just did that funny little walk around the store.
Speaker 4: So it's so embarrassing. Why don't you go for a walk.
Speaker 3: How did they look, Michelle?
Speaker 4: Why don't you have a jog around the shore the store?
Speaker 1: She'd say, they look exactly what they looked last week
Speaker 1: when you try them.
Speaker 5: Remember when you go to the Athlete's foot and mate,
Speaker 5: you run around the fake running track quite degrading, humiliating.
Speaker 1: Hey, it is Jace and Lauren with you this morning.
Speaker 1: I forget you can head into KFC and get more
Speaker 1: bang for your bucket with KFC's packed lunch for just
Speaker 1: nine ninety five not available on deliver air. Hey, coming up,
Speaker 1: going to check your run work latest in New Years,
Speaker 1: We've got the latest on the protests.
Speaker 3: In the city I'm exhausted.
Speaker 4: I want to talk more about the girl in the
Speaker 4: shoe shop.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she now where are you now?
Speaker 4: The Cranberry's concert.
Speaker 3: Don't she cut her hair short?
Speaker 4: It wasn't the girl from the Cranberries.
Speaker 1: Yes, the big of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did she shave it?
Speaker 7: She wanted to be dolorous.
Speaker 1: She did want to be She would have.
Speaker 4: Got fired from Waver's I reckon if she shaved her head.
Speaker 3: In the nineteen You're on the air with Jace and
Speaker 3: Lauren loses lips.
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Speaker 4: I've actually got a booking for a clean do you.
Speaker 3: I might go past e B d G the afternoon
Speaker 3: of my electric bike. Would you like to stop in
Speaker 3: and make your booking?
Speaker 4: What are you getting done to your team?
Speaker 3: He didn't go up to the East Boundary Hotel. He
Speaker 3: can take your new bike there? Yeah, yeah, a chain?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 4: You like to drink and ride?
Speaker 3: No, well, no, you've got to be under the limit
Speaker 3: to ride a bike. Yeah, you can get done on
Speaker 3: one of those lime scooters.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, skateboard, yes, rollscape.
Speaker 3: So where are you gonna put your But I think
Speaker 3: you just lose your credibility in that situation. You're chaining
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like a brand new Have you got a chain?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've got one of the good chains where
Speaker 3: it's like the plastic around.
Speaker 7: You can get through that A lock a number lock
Speaker 7: on it, or he's gonna.
Speaker 4: You're going to forget your comba can see it.
Speaker 3: Already, I did yesterday.
Speaker 4: They're hard, they're very fiddly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've just made it for zeros all right, Okay,
Speaker 3: go on.
Speaker 4: Steal his bike. It'll be the East boundary.
Speaker 3: Come on, it's a birthday present. Leave it alone, all right, loss.
Speaker 4: Lips like you five got a new bike for my birthday?
Speaker 3: Combo is one, two, three, four.
Speaker 4: Combos four zeros?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Is that you've been number two? Shut down?
Speaker 4: God? Yeah, it is his credit card. Let's steal it.
Speaker 3: No lips.
Speaker 4: My noise canceling headphones.
Speaker 1: Okay, noise canceling headphones going on? This is where Lauren
Speaker 1: can't hear us and she goes silent Jesus late. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, she doesn't shut up. That's why it's been
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. You know why I think mum
Speaker 1: got on the rose?
Speaker 3: Last did she?
Speaker 1: Did? She have?
Speaker 3: Why she's a rambling mess this morning?
Speaker 7: She had the champagne to what are we ready get
Speaker 7: on the rose?
Speaker 1: Last night?
Speaker 4: I heard that I did get on the Rose.
Speaker 7: But you've got to turn up the volume, doll. Yeah,
Speaker 7: you're a mess. All right, I'll go first, Lauren.
Speaker 3: Whisper, whisper, I've got a yoke in my pants.
Speaker 4: I've got a cold in my pants.
Speaker 3: Nope, I've got a yoke in my pants.
Speaker 4: I've got a dog in my pants?
Speaker 3: No, not today.
Speaker 4: Do you have something in your pants?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 10: Oh, you've got a yoke.
Speaker 4: I'm not even going to read your lips.
Speaker 5: Yes, Now, for those who don't know, a yoke is
Speaker 5: there between.
Speaker 4: The crouption and the button?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: All right, Lauren, Lauren, how runny is your yok?
Speaker 4: I need to talk to you. No, was that right?
Speaker 1: How runny is your yoke?
Speaker 4: Say it again?
Speaker 1: She normally pretty good at lip brating. Here we go,
Speaker 1: How runny is your yoke?
Speaker 4: A record?
Speaker 17: How runny our record? How runny our rundown? How how
Speaker 17: runny is your yoke?
Speaker 4: Our running is really good?
Speaker 7: Here we go, I'll try how runny.
Speaker 3: Is your yoke?
Speaker 4: Our rundown is a joke?
Speaker 7: How runny is your yoke?
Speaker 4: How runny? There's no more yoke? Joke?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, no more?
Speaker 3: Oh thanks?
Speaker 4: Oh they're both laughing. What does this one say?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 3: Clip?
Speaker 1: Clip?
Speaker 4: Am I going to accidentally say something rude?
Speaker 1: I'm going to hit the ads okay, and we just
Speaker 1: won't tell her that we're in the ads and she'll
Speaker 1: think we're still on the air, just playing.
Speaker 3: Okay, should we just do that?
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to play the ads now and she'll
Speaker 3: think we're still just playing.
Speaker 1: Okay, ready, thirteen twenty four to ten to win the
Speaker 1: first double to do a leaper, she popular she is
Speaker 1: coming to town. You're right there, don't.
Speaker 4: I'm excited at that To a leaper.
Speaker 3: I said, look at the phones, go and you answered
Speaker 3: your phone?
Speaker 4: I know I had an emergency call.
Speaker 3: Is everything okay?
Speaker 4: Everything's fine.
Speaker 1: People trying to get to a leap of tickets.
Speaker 4: Something, Yes, that's it.
Speaker 1: Something.
Speaker 3: What's happening?
Speaker 5: Someone's just tried to send me something, but have accidentally
Speaker 5: sent it to their ex boyfriend, and I just had
Speaker 5: to take that call and say you needed to leave
Speaker 5: that immediately.
Speaker 4: Friend crisis.
Speaker 3: What were they sending there?
Speaker 1: Was it a neve.
Speaker 5: Sending accidentally sending in a group text to me and
Speaker 5: the ex boyfriend, And I'm like you, I gotta untended.
Speaker 3: Message hang on their ex boyfriend.
Speaker 4: Let's go back to do a lip. I just had
Speaker 4: to make that call to take you got to delete it.
Speaker 1: Will to come up that it's a deleted message into
Speaker 1: them problem, not a me problem.
Speaker 3: You seem very panicked.
Speaker 4: Yes, are you a little Let's get back to the
Speaker 4: do a leap of tickets. Just had to make I
Speaker 4: had to.
Speaker 3: Deal with that, Clint, it would have been which friend
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 1: Was it a nude?
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't a nude. No?
Speaker 3: Which classy photo?
Speaker 4: It wasn't a photo?
Speaker 3: No? Can we guess your friends? We guess which?
Speaker 4: I needed to take the course I needed to she
Speaker 4: needed to take the case.
Speaker 5: Some things are more important than work, and that was
Speaker 5: one of the get it But I am excited about.
Speaker 1: Can I just say what I love about your laws?
Speaker 3: Friends?
Speaker 1: First? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Before doing particularly.
Speaker 3: Friends before professional broad.
Speaker 4: Otherwise my friend might not have had many friends. Lefessonal
Speaker 4: broadcast professional.
Speaker 3: She's a professional broadcast you know. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: How would you show everyone?
Speaker 3: No, you're fine.
Speaker 4: I mean, what are we still doing here?
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 7: They're about to roll the opener for a weekend today?
Speaker 3: She was coming to town.
Speaker 5: I mean, the hottest show in the world to Australia
Speaker 5: in March twenty five.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to the Barnes at third A
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen. Imagine winning the first tickets in town to
Speaker 1: do a lipa. That would be you, Lisa from Frankston.
Speaker 7: Lisa, Hello, Lisa, Lisa, guess what?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're going to do her?
Speaker 1: Come?
Speaker 9: I actually got through.
Speaker 7: These are the first tickets in Melbourne, first tickets in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: You're going calm down.
Speaker 7: Something, calm down?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, who are going to take Lisa?
Speaker 9: I'm going to take my partner. I was actually talking
Speaker 9: to him about it this morning when I saw the announcement.
Speaker 7: So what a way to start the weekend.
Speaker 4: How exciting.
Speaker 1: Oh I can't wait.
Speaker 4: Congrats this have a great time at do lipa. Thank you?
Speaker 4: I love to what a gig.
Speaker 3: How are you sticking with concert tick? It's Monday and
Speaker 3: all next week and we got a lot to give away.
Speaker 1: Olivia rod Riga to us, Guts to us, It's happened
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's Olivia Rodrigo next week.
Speaker 1: It's the tickets everyone wants.
Speaker 5: Olivia Rodrigo is bringing Head Guts World Tour to Melbourne.
Speaker 4: We want to send you.
Speaker 1: Multiple winners every day or we've got stacks of tickets
Speaker 1: to go. All we have to do is listen out
Speaker 1: for Olivia ring and win.
Speaker 4: It all begins on Monday.
Speaker 10: Jason Laurence, thank you for being.
Speaker 7: That is it.
Speaker 3: We are getting out of here.
Speaker 4: We are have a great weekend everyone. What's on for
Speaker 4: the weekend you guys?
Speaker 1: I will be heading to KFC to get more bank
Speaker 1: from my bucket Lauren with KFC's packed lunch from just
Speaker 1: nine nine five not available on delivery.
Speaker 4: For your bucket the weekend.
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 3: What goes in your you don't want to know what
Speaker 3: you do? I just can't tell you.
Speaker 4: On the chicken in the bucket you got tonight.
Speaker 3: Good luck to the Hawks, Good luck Horkies.
Speaker 4: Come on Hawthorne.
Speaker 3: Even though I grew up despising them. I quite like
Speaker 3: this iteration of Hawthorne.
Speaker 4: The hookball, hockball.
Speaker 3: I'm old Hollywood Hawks.
Speaker 4: What are you doing this weekend? Jason?
Speaker 5: I've got besides eating KFC from your bang for your bucket, got.
Speaker 3: Dad's drinks tomorrow afternoon?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, dad's gone wild? Where are you going?
Speaker 4: Dad strength?
Speaker 3: But we're doing a lad's Dad strength, like the dad's
Speaker 3: from school. He's going to be there.
Speaker 1: The g Man, No, No he doesn't, he's not. He's
Speaker 1: not a fan of the g man chat. What does
Speaker 1: he want?
Speaker 4: That's red rag to a bull around here? Gerard every day.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's loving the g man title.
Speaker 4: He wants to be What about Girard?
Speaker 3: G Dog dog Dog?
Speaker 4: Are you going out with dog?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: G Dog ain't coming.
Speaker 4: We're talking about him there. Okay, what grade of parents
Speaker 4: this would be?
Speaker 3: Grade two cal dads.
Speaker 4: They all get in nighted.
Speaker 3: One of them is a.
Speaker 1: Little concerned because he wasn't at the last gathering and
Speaker 1: the last gathering got a little out of hand.
Speaker 7: So by where'd you end up?
Speaker 1: Baby cats Bench who's the brother in law of g
Speaker 1: Dog Ben benj is a little concerned about going into.
Speaker 4: This well come on, Benj, put your big boy pants on.
Speaker 4: It's just the dads. Have a great weekend with the
Speaker 4: the Grade two Dad, go the Hawks tonight.
Speaker 7: We're got a baby cat.
Speaker 1: We'll see you Monday.
Speaker 3: We are not.
Speaker 5: Needed to clarify that times and you kept brushing over
Speaker 5: it because the night went away. No, no, we can't
Speaker 5: wind this up. We're wrong at the death strings last week.
Speaker 5: It's made Benj, you not want to go.
Speaker 7: So it wasn't baby cats because you're allergic.
Speaker 4: What happened at the dad's nun.
Speaker 3: That the host sh fell asleep standing at his kitchen bench.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a fun Dad's dad time at two.
Speaker 1: Am, and then we had to wake him and say, hey,
Speaker 1: we're leaving your house now.
Speaker 3: So he walked us out.
Speaker 4: Well, I think when he fell asleep that was probably
Speaker 4: indicated that.
Speaker 1: He wanted to.
Speaker 4: When he walked us out, he we left to and
Speaker 4: the dish sounds fun.
Speaker 3: He does.
Speaker 1: He woke up at three am and he was leaning
Speaker 1: on his fence.
Speaker 4: He is sleep leaner. I've never heard of this sleep
Speaker 4: leiner dog.
Speaker 6: That's a fun day, Lauren, wake up.
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