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Speaker 1: This is the Fitsy and with her with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 1: Really exciting moment for the show right now. It's not

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Speaker 1: often we have a brand new segment that's ducking funny,

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Speaker 1: that is ducking funny. Lift your head, Fitzy, because he's

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Speaker 1: looking at me like what has he got?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Why do we have to do this? It's a very

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Speaker 1: simple game. Do you and I have some one liners

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Speaker 1: as a sheet in front of us? In front of us,

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Speaker 1: and one liners deserve the biggest laugh because they always

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Speaker 1: have the top one liners from a comedy festival. And

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Speaker 1: the only way a stand up comedian can tell is

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Speaker 1: if they're doing a great job is if the audience

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Speaker 1: is laughing. So we have some one liners in front

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Speaker 1: of us. Now, we could simply sit here and Jess, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: Ollie's in the studio as well producer Olie. We could

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Speaker 1: just hope that you guys laugh at out one liners.

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Speaker 1: But what I thought might be a bit more entertaining

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Speaker 1: and bit of a twist. I bought three whistles for

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Speaker 1: That's ducking funny, So I'm going to hand them out.

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Speaker 1: So these are before, they've never been years before. Good

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Speaker 1: spend on Amazon.

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Speaker 2: Let's get all, can you test that is ducking fron

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Speaker 2: This is yours?

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Speaker 1: So as you can imagine, Tommy, can I your ducking whistle?

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Speaker 1: So as you can see, you need to only laugh

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Speaker 1: using your duck whistles. So if you think the joke

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Speaker 1: is funny, than vil means have a laugh. So why

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Speaker 1: do I kick it off? I mean, I think this

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Speaker 1: is quite a good one. And so the aim at

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Speaker 1: the end of the days is that who's more ducking

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Speaker 1: fun You will know who's ducking funny Tom by the

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Speaker 1: amount of ducks I assume in the studio. Okay, here

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Speaker 1: we go, guys. Most people are shocked when they find

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Speaker 1: out that I'm a bad electrician.

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Speaker 2: Quack from me, small.

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Speaker 1: Quack from Tom Jess, heavy on? What have you got films?

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Speaker 2: Okay, what about this one? A termite walks into the

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Speaker 2: bar and ass is the bartender here?

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Speaker 1: I think I'm still winning. My wife just found out

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Speaker 1: I replaced our bed with a trampoline. The seals all right,

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Speaker 1: so trampoline, Joe.

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Speaker 2: I'm reading a book about no, I'm reading a book

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Speaker 2: about anti gravity. At the moment, it's impossible to put down.

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Speaker 2: That is.

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Speaker 1: A What about this one? I just spent two thousand calories.

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Speaker 1: That's the last time I leave the brownies in the oven.

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Speaker 1: While I opened up, I would argue, you've given yourself

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Speaker 1: the funnier one line of Can I just hear your

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Speaker 1: duck whistle again? Because you're sort of the saddest I'm

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Speaker 1: ducking fad Okay, so you sound like a group of ducks?

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Speaker 1: Is that cracked as your whistle? Crap?

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Speaker 2: What do you got? Fits? All right? You want to

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Speaker 2: go again?

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Speaker 1: Ye?

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Speaker 2: I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society.

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Speaker 2: Why I spilled the beans?

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Speaker 1: No calories? Loves that.

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Speaker 2: Jess is loving that.

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Speaker 1: I found so many times in school I can't even count.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how the winner, who, oh my god, you.

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Speaker 2: Won?

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Speaker 1: That is backing funny Sits in Whipper with Kate Ritchie

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