WEBVTT - Two Cousins That Have Been Married To Each Other For 17 Years! 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:05.880 It's back. We're back. Podcast is back as well. 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:09.680 Everyone's back, We're back to work. Back to the podcast. 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:14.200 Hey, except for Michael Jackson and air back. No, sorry 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:15.200 to cut you off there. 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:21.080 Anyway, as you were so random. 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:24.599 Our premier Peter Bllanowski has joined us on the show. 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:26.720 You can catch him on the podcast, or Hot Malley 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:28.800 as we like to call him. He's the golden child 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:30.800 at the moment. He can do no wrong here in 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:31.560 South Australia. 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:32.320 He's on fire. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.120 And look, I'm going to put this out there, I 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:36.640 wouldn't be surprised that within two years we get the 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:37.200 super Bowl. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:40.000 That's the trajectory that he's on. 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:41.640 Yeah, right, it feels like it at the moment. 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:44.440 Just say, we've had a massive weekend here in South 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:47.600 Australia and we've absolutely smashed the gather round out of 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:47.960 the park. 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:48.479 Here we have. 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:50.159 We've got a nice little version of our ask Us 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:52.040 Anything as well, where we break down the barriers and 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:54.720 just get the listener to ask those questions that you think. 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:56.600 Wow, I'm sure that that can be asked me. 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:59.240 Here we are speaking of you discovered a couple in 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:02.040 the United State Dates who were married for seventeen years, 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:03.800 had a couple of kids, and then worked out our cousins. 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:07.200 Yeah that's awkward, isn't it when that happened. How annoying 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:09.640 is that? When that happens, you're like, oh my god. 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:11.119 Oh my god, I've built a life with you. Oh 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:12.040 my god. We're related. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:14.800 That's why we had such a like a spiritual connection, 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:21.240 because we related only black blood. The question was out there, 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:23.720 like you said, what did you discover deep in a relationship? 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:25.280 We have some outrageously good cause. 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:28.000 Yeah, yeah, strap yourselves in. This is a podcast. 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:34.199 Just how long are you? Greg? Been together for now? 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:39.360 Married? Over ten years together? Like forty. 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:42.920 I didn't mean to turn that into a test, and 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.680 yet it felt like, one, what's. 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:46.080 Going on here? 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:48.560 I'm not good with dates, Yeah, either of my anniversaries 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:50.560 or anything romantic or birthdays. 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:51.320 Yeah that's me. 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.440 Yeah, all the days that my children were born. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:55.680 Not good with anything. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:02:00.600 Oh my gosh, thank goodness, you turn up today a 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:03.560 US married couple. I've spoken out since discovering their cousins 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.240 after taking a family tree DNA test. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:10.280 Oh no, yes, look, let's just knock something on the head, right. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:13.360 I know it would be easy for me to link 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.480 this to Tasmania and then link it to you. I 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:20.399 just want you to know that that's a low hanging fruit, okay, 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:21.360 and I'm better than that. 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:23.080 In the last two weeks since we've been away, I've 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:23.799 grown up a lot. 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:25.760 Have you emotionally developed? 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:27.680 So you don't make jokes about me and my cousins 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:29.120 in Tasmania exactly? 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:31.440 I mean how easy and fun would that be? Do 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:31.960 you think for me? 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:34.000 It would have been the obvious path for you to 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:36.280 veer down, because that's the one or not issues. 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:37.840 I'm already looking at the text line as well, low 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:39.120 for double one nine one on. 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:41.000 Someone just texted through or saying it's this about Jody 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:42.560 and her history in Tasmania. 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:44.679 So I'm not even going to respond to that. 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:46.320 Don't write back. 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:49.880 It's just it's not good enough. Grow up everyone. 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:55.800 Last month's Colorado real estate agent Selena quinonas I think 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:59.959 it's pronounced yeah, Well it's a schedule, say with confidence. 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:02.480 She made headlines when she revealed on TikTok that she's 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:07.400 related to her husband of seventeen years, Joseph. So this 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:09.120 is not just a couple of months in this is 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:12.959 like a full on seventeen year marriage with a few 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:16.400 kids as well. How many, like one hundred and fifty 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:20.040 kids have found they've got three kids, And she does 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:21.720 go on in this TikTok video to say that the 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:23.880 kids are completely fine. They've got ten fingers, they've got 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:27.200 ten toes, they've got two heads. No, that's a little 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:28.720 tazzy joke. That's a little tazzy joke. 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.240 I thought you weren't going to pick that low hanging frut. 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:34.359 I thought that was the intention on Troy. 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:37.839 It's about self development. Try hard, go for the low 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.920 hanging piece of fruit. That is the Tasmatian joke. It 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:43.000 begs the question, though, well, have you discovered deep in 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:46.240 a relationship some doozies out there. 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:49.640 Like some deep dark secrets. I like this thirteen twenty 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:51.160 four ten Get involved this morning. 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:53.240 Remember that time I revealed that I was in a 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:55.360 relationship for about two years and then I found out 0:03:55.400 --> 0:04:01.080 that she was actually a mannequin and we had to 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:05.240 break it off like six months later. She's an unbelievable 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:06.240 shock to the system. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:16.600 What was her name, Mandy Mandy Manny good Man. 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:18.640 If you're listening to I've still got feelings for you 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:20.920 here thirteen twenty four to ten. 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:22.280 She had a good rig. 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:25.720 She had almost an unrealistic rigla. 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:27.720 Oh my gosh, something that no woman looks like. 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:30.640 It was unattainable as far as I was concerned. Great listener, though, 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:35.200 Great Listener thirteen, twenty fourteen. What do you discovered deep 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:37.719 in a relationship? There'd be some duz is where you like, 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:40.000 hang on. This could have been perhaps a deal. 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:41.920 Breakerly a Mandy. 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:42.400 Online Too. 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:47.520 Many speak for goodness sake, speak for the first time. 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:52.320 Chloe from Alberton, Good morning to you, Good. 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:53.480 Morning guys, Good morning. 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:56.160 What did you find out deep into the relationship? Chloe? 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:59.960 So this is actually my ex After about two years, 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.880 I found out that he had a pretty intense criminal 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:06.560 record and was going to court quite regularly for it, 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:08.839 and would lie to me about where he was going. 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:11.919 Wow, Wow, where do you say he was going? 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:13.520 Oh? 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:15.120 He was just like, oh, I just got to go 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:17.479 into work early, or you know, I'll be at work 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:20.240 a little bit late tonight or or whatever it was, 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:22.400 whatever the this was. Or he'd go visit his mum. 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:24.479 His mum lived about forty minutes away from us, so 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:27.120 it was you know, there were good excuses. You'd think 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:28.360 that they were. 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:31.800 Real so, yeah, why are you in a suit case? 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:32.440 Your mom? 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:34.440 Oh, believe me. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:35.520 He didn't wear a suit. 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:37.640 He was wearing jeans in the top, which I don't 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:38.880 think is appropriate for court. 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:40.680 No, Chloe, can I attest though. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:43.600 Sometimes I sit in court when I'm doing my other 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.080 job at Channel ten and got reporting, and I'll sit 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:48.080 there and I play a game in my head when 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:49.680 the person walks in and goes into the dock, and. 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:50.479 I think, what have you done? 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:52.400 And I try and work it out before I actually 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:55.640 look at what they've done, and it doesn't match up. 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:56.800 It never matches up. 0:05:57.080 --> 0:06:00.360 People who look perfectly normal have done some really, really 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:01.440 bad stuff. 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:04.520 So I don't blame you for having the warl pulled over. 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:07.560 Yeah, well, you wouldn't think he did what he did 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:09.400 if you are if you looked at him. And when 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.880 I asked what he had done, he refused to tell 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:14.599 me for quite a while. So when I found out, 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:16.960 they to say we called it quits, and I, yeah, 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:18.080 I got out of there and run. 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:19.680 I don't know. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:20.960 I'm too scared to ask what he did. 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:23.000 What Jodey's trying to say is what did you do? 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:29.320 There was quite a few charges, but some were armed 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:34.119 charges and some were drug charges and other things within 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:38.000 that realm of business. I guess you could. 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.120 Call it, yeah, and I'm guessing it's not a sexy 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:42.039 version like Jack's from Sons of Anarchy. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:41.920 Is it. 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:45.440 No, it definitely was not Chloe. 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:46.479 That's outrageous. 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.880 Thank you so much. Tannah from Morphockvale. What did you 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:50.560 find out deep into the relationship? 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:53.320 Oh, well, it was more what my husband found out 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:56.960 about me. So I liked tattoos, and we've been married 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:59.680 for about seven years but together for about fourteen, and 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:01.719 a couple of years ago I got my first tattoo, 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.560 and preceding that, he didn't talk to me for literally 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:08.960 a week, so angry and full of rape. He's got 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:10.920 a little bit of trauma in his background, his mum, 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:13.920 you know, some stuff. And we ended up having to 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:16.800 go to like marriage counseling, Like he was seriously considering 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:19.000 divorcing me, because as far as he was concerned, when 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:21.160 he married me, I was clean, had nothing on me 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:25.440 that wasn't what he agreed to. I changed. He couldn't 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:27.520 live with it. I got a couple more. I now 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:29.960 have four, and I'm probably going to get more than that, 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:33.080 to be fair. So we basically had to do a compromise. 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:36.160 So I'm only allowed to get like one a year. 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:41.280 We have to approve where it is. Yeah, I have 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:44.600 to say for it out of my own money. But 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:48.680 at least we're still together, so turn out of it. 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:50.160 I can relate to this because I was in a 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:53.200 relationship and I got a tattoo and my partner at 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.040 the time did not speak to me for a week. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:58.280 Was absolutely furious. It's almost like they think, that's not 0:07:58.320 --> 0:07:59.160 what we signed up for. 0:07:59.320 --> 0:07:59.840 You know what I mean? 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:03.520 Yeah, yeah, it was, you know I But at the 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:06.119 same time I thought, you know what, I also feel 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:08.440 like that I'm good enough inside and I'm the same 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:11.520 person that if you can't love me, if you if 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:13.559 that's the thing, then that's the thing for you, because 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:15.160 I am who I am and I don't want to 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:17.480 live the rest of my life. We're not doing something 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:20.160 because later in life, I you know, I might change 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:22.160 my mind. Like nobody's gonna lay on the death They're 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:25.840 going on wish I didn't get that tense tattoo, Like no, no, 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:28.400 all right, I don't. That's not going to be one 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:31.280 of my regrets, you know, not taking those chances in 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.400 life will be I've only got like another seventy or 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:37.240 so years. I'm going to smash them out, yes, said. 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:39.200 And viral reports as well, Jones, I know what you 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:42.719 think as well are the response of Wow Jones's wife. 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:45.360 He came home for mccarton football on a couple of 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.960 w's on birth cheeks. She was very very angry about that. 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:53.360 It always comes back to why Jones, doesn't it? 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:57.360 Good morning, Sarah, Hi, how's it going? Good Sarah? What 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:58.160 did you find out? 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:01.320 I guess I's a bit of a lighter one. I 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:04.120 found out three years into my marriage that my husband 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:06.960 conditioned his hair before his shampoo. 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:13.640 I am now because I put. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:15.440 In the correct way, But he thought that was the 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:18.040 way of things for for life. 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:20.880 Oh he wasn't doing it on purpose. He genuinely didn't 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:22.480 realize that the other way around. 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:27.040 Yeah, we spoke to Chloe, Chloe telling us about her 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:29.160 former partner's intense criminal history. 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:30.520 But you're just blown it right out. 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:35.760 Oh Sarah, that's amazing. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:36.079 Good stuff. 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:37.920 I thank you so much for everyone who's called this morning. 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:39.880 We will to send you along to the beach house 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:41.600 if you look him something to do these school holidays. 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:43.920 The beach house is perfect destination for a fun at 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:46.120 field to day out. It's more fun at their house 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:46.800 the beach house. 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:49.239 Sarah's husband also puts to yogrant on before. 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:52.200 He has a shower. Quite twisted. 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:55.120 And then, don't get me started on the fraternity that is, 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:57.440 people who use soap to wash their hair. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:59.360 No they don't, I'm the president. 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:01.040 Nothing. 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.199 But it's a cozy winter get away or escaping to 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:04.400 a tropical paradise. 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:07.120 Thinking about an early winter escape. What if dot com 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:08.520 has just a place. 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:11.640 Check out great accommodation deals across Australia on the waterfapp. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:12.559 What if it's Aussie for travel? 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:20.760 Reminding every day every morning, adelaide. 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:23.480 A, Welcome back, my friend. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:25.360 It's been a couple of weeks off that. I'm so 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:26.679 happy to see your little face. 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:31.080 It's good to be here, isn't it two weeks just resting, 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:34.199 recharging and ready to really rip it. 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:34.760 Yeah? 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.800 I don't think you were resting and redriving. I think 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:39.120 it pretty much worked the whole way through a Channel seven. 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.600 Whatever, horse, I'm the exhausted half of the weekend. 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:44.120 Oh my god, is that I'm going to call it? 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:44.680 I reckon? 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:48.080 That's one of the biggest weekends Adelaide has ever seen. 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:50.679 Absolutely magical. 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:53.080 So everyone I would have say ninety percent of people 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.120 and Adelaid probably got involved in some way across this 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:59.320 hopefully festival just seeing crowds of people. Do you remember 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.480 when there was a thing called COVID. 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:03.240 Yeah, it wasn't that cute. 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:05.120 Did we delete that nice and quick? 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:05.679 Didn't we? 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:07.600 That was the thing where you couldn't leave your house 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:10.280 or do anything fun? Well, didn't we turn that around? 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:14.200 This weekend? Sixty thousand interstate visitors. Unbelievable scenes and do 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:16.480 you know the thing I loved about Andrew Hayes It 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:19.360 was so family friendly? Yeah, like the whole thing was. 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:24.920 Actually it was family friendly to a degree. I've until 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:27.360 yesterday when I was riding my bike home from the 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:29.720 Norwood Parade and there was a guy out the front 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:32.360 of a tire shop having a bit of a relief 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:34.920 let's say, as in a we at the front of 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:36.960 his mate found a tire and was rolling. 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:41.760 Oh right, So that was the post end of the 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:42.640 gather round. 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:44.760 That was that was the finality. 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.719 Do you know how we got I didn't see do 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:51.079 you know how are we going to cap off this weekend. 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:52.720 You go have a wee and I'm going to peg 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:53.160 a tire. 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:56.760 Yeah, give me something to talk about with our mates 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:58.920 when we go back to work today. 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:00.640 Do you know what I think made the weekend as well? 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:03.320 The fact that both the Crows and Port got up 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:07.319 like how good universally magical South Australian footy fans. 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:09.320 Happy and nothing to do with gather around But your 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.520 tea birds ah did a good job. 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:14.640 Was I there and we thought? I bet she were? 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.360 If you need here for me, just screaming the Hackney crowd. 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:21.920 Sometimes I try to sneak onto the bench with just 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:24.360 like my netball gear up. 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:27.880 Wait, get back out, it's those achilles are just about 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:29.080 to just hanging by. 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:32.200 No, they were super impressive. Shamira Sterling. 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:36.320 If she's not the best goal defender in the world, 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:38.040 I'll go, hey, she's unbelievable. 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:40.640 She's a star, so arousing to watch. 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:44.760 Tippet dwe was very good. I'm gonna speak to the 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:51.440 big dog here he is Peter Malonous is just announcing 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:54.280 to the crowd that's gather around is gonna be with 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:55.360 us for the next three years. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:58.280 Amazing news And of course I couldn't get through a 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:01.640 gather on weekend without an out of body experience or two. 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:05.400 So firstly, this is how it rolled out. My husband 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:07.520 blimely booked the Oval Hotel. He had a bit of 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:09.680 a hunch that they were going to announce gather around here, 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:10.760 so he just took a punt. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:13.080 Oh my gosh, that's amazing. 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:15.880 Greg didn't land the Port game or the Crows game 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:20.319 that he straddled us either side, So we got Friday night, Sidney, Richmond. 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:22.400 So this is the setup. When you stay at. 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:26.720 The Oval Hotel, you are literally fifty meters from the 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:31.160 Bespoke bar and the MTX club downstairs, which entails a 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:34.800 massive buffet. Oh my gitty heart, I want to mix 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:37.040 some oistis and some nook. You don't mind if I do. 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:42.120 You really rolled in this morning, didn't you. 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:42.960 You look fantastic. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:45.800 So anyway, I thought I'd better go and work some 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.480 of that buffet off. So off to the gym I went, 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:50.400 and I ran. I was doing I was doing it 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:54.880 little class, and Riley O'Brien hobbles in, hobbles in as 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.280 he does. He's a bit bone legged, bless Rightley's heart, 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:59.360 and so he walks past and I said, okay, I mate, 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:01.440 well done. That was an awesome win. That was an 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:04.160 absolute clinic at display and he's like, yeah, he goes cool, 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:06.679 how are you going? I'm like, oh, jeez god, I'm 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:08.960 dying in this class. And then he walked out and 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:12.040 I thought to myself, did I did? I just complain 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:15.400 about a twenty eight minute hit class to Riley O'Brien 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:19.320 who's just taken on a couple of Carlton behemos. 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:20.880 In a two hour epic football match. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:22.880 And I'm like, oh, I had to do a burbie, 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:24.280 do a burpie. 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:25.040 Oh it's okay. 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.240 I just had seven in disposals and forty one hitouts 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:29.280 and I just had a crash in tom dconing all 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:30.520 night to get the win for the Crows. 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.360 But do you know what, you poor thing? Is there 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:34.120 anything I can do? 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:36.080 Anyway? 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:39.160 So the whole weekend was spectacular. We went into the 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:42.680 Festival of Footy two. My daughter wanted to go on 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:44.920 the zip line. Unfortunately it was like a forty five 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:45.600 minute wait. 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:46.760 So I was wondering about that. 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:51.160 Yeah, it looks so fun just sailing across the torrens. 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:53.680 You wouldn't want to fall in that it's like. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:55.600 You're like, oh, it's water down below. 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:58.920 No no, no, no, no, that's not worse than lava because 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:00.600 that water will eat your skin. 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:05.520 Imagine if you fell in, if you went under and 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:09.440 there's like six three odd fish. 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:09.840 But not even that because you're like, is it full 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:11.960 of crocodiles or anything? No, no, no, no, they can't 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:12.880 survive in that water. 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:16.600 But yesterday too, we went down, we got the kids, 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:19.280 jumped on our bikes, went down to the parade just 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:21.920 to enjoy the experience down there. We didn't have tickets 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:24.760 to that match, the GWS match, so we just sat 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:26.720 out front watched it on the big screen, which was 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:27.200 really cool. 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:29.720 It's a different experience. Was it a big crowd that Oh. 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:32.000 Yeah yeah yeah, it was pumping the parade yesterday? 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:33.000 Nice? So what was that like? 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:33.240 Yeah? 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:33.840 It was really good. 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.160 So what do you guys do? Like you just sort 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:36.960 of hang out and watch the foot and then leave? 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:38.760 Did you hang around for the festivities? 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:42.240 So we jumped on our bikes on the way out, yes, 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:43.360 and we rode home. 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.200 Yeah yeah, what are you getting out? 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:48.080 And then and then what happened? Just a smooth, the 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.440 easy ride home. It sounds like quite a nice day, 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:53.160 interruption free and just really really smooth. 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:53.920 Is that what happened? 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:56.360 She just spat me into a corner to tell the story. 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:59.720 Go on, did you make it? Let's put it this way. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:00.960 Did you can your friend yesterday? 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:02.760 I didn't make a new friend. In fact, I made 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:07.520 an enemy yesterday. So the roads the roads closed. The 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:09.760 road was closed off. So we're on the bike with 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:12.040 the kids and we're riding out and this road worker 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.760 who was from a company which I won't mention, goes 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:15.040 to me. 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:18.000 I get off the wrong side of the road. 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.240 And I'm like, what are you talking about, mate? Like 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:23.120 the road's blocked off, like there is no traffic. Why 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:24.400 do we have to be on the right side of 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:26.800 the road. There are literally thousands of people on the 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:29.640 wrong side of the road. And he goes, stop being 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:30.800 a smart ass. 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:34.600 Jeez, I think we all know enough from producers short 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:36.240 and you can very much agree with me. 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:41.040 You went down a very dangerous path, my friend. 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:43.960 I said, excuse me, do you realize you are working 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:45.760 and representing your company right now? 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:47.280 And do you know what he says to me? He goes, 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:53.360 why don't you grow a brain? So the year four 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:55.240 Sledgers have come out. That's good. 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:58.400 I haven't heard that since primary school. But well done, mate. 0:16:58.480 --> 0:16:59.280 So anyway you. 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:01.240 Would have been so composed in this situation. 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:02.520