WEBVTT - Admit It... Farts ARE Funny 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:03.280 Yami, you mob. Welcome to First things First. I'm Maddie Meals. 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:04.080 My pronouns are. 0:00:03.960 --> 0:00:06.080 He and him, and I'm brook Blurt and my pronouns 0:00:06.080 --> 0:00:06.680 are she and her. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:09.560 Before we get started, we'd like to acknowledge the custodians 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:11.280 of the land in which we record, and for me 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:13.280 that's surroundery people of the cooler. 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:15.840 Nation, and for me that's the gaigle people of the 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:16.480 ur nation. 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:18.440 Let's get into it. 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:22.960 Let's get into it. Well, we were just talking earlier 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:26.759 about maybe read vamping our intro. H what do you 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:29.600 think we should say, like, let's have a little workshop 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:32.040 live here right now. 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:34.880 Well, I guess it comes back to why we started 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:37.640 this podcast, and I think first things first was a 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:41.080 rebrand to set the record straight. 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:43.360 And I think you know our intro is like, yeah, 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:46.080 you may know me from a B C or D 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:50.000 Y is all right? 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:52.960 If people, if people, if you, what do you think 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:55.040 people know you from? Give us a spill. 0:00:55.880 --> 0:01:01.120 I honestly, well, yeah, the Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor Paradise. 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:02.760 The Challenge. 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.479 They might know me from my youth work, they might 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:08.520 know me from a speaking event. I don't fucking know, honestly, 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:10.680 there are so many worlds that I'm entering into. They 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.160 might know me just from going to the same coffee shop. 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:16.120 Fuck no, I think the intro is, Hi, welcome to 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:18.360 First Things First. You think you know me, but let's 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:24.800 get there. But you don't know you don't take a listen, Yeah. 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:26.760 Like how do we hook line and you know, grab 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:28.959 people in. But I mean, if you've been a loyal 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.120 listener from you know, from the get go, you know 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:34.760 that a lot of things have changed, but we haven't changed. 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:38.200 We've probably grown, but where they're still the same people 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:39.840 when we start the pod, And I think you know, 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:42.319 what we want to set the record straight in certain 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:46.600 in certain things is what we've learned, like what we're 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:50.240 learning and what we want to unpack. 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:54.400 Like, well, my intro would be welcome to First Things First. 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:57.120 You might know me as Brook Blurton's co host and friend. 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:04.800 Shut up whatever I can list off of things and presenter. 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:07.400 Fucking hot body, yady yaddy. 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:10.840 I mean look get. 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:14.480 Away host, get away Yeah. 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:16.600 I mean look, I mean I haven't done get Away 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:18.280 in a little while. I'm feeling like that needs to 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:21.840 just like drift off into the distance. But I'm having 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:24.680 a really good meeting next week with Channel nine. So 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:28.880 I felt like I was going to let get Away 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:31.560 go and now I'm meeting with like the big big 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.959 wigs over at nine to figure out some presenting opportunities 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.799 with the network. So I'm like, okay, okay, they want 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:38.359 me back. 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:43.160 Oh my god, I'm actually talking about I guess, you know, 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:46.480 moving into different spaces and growth and like, you know, 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:47.040 all of it. 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:48.960 I had a sudden revelation. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:55.079 Right of the theory of things in sevens. So seven years, 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.560 like every seven years, like you shift and you change 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:00.960 and you're kind of completely different, you know, a different person. 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:02.600 You can be a different person after a year, like 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:06.000 it doesn't really matter. But there's a thing about sevens 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:09.040 and I was reflecting and I was like, wow, yeah, Actually, 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:12.480 when I think about it, every seven years I've had 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:19.400 huge pivotal moments or I've reflected back to those times 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:21.200 and I'm like, yeah, I was a complete different person 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:23.320 to like that person seven years before that. 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:26.000 Isn't that crazy? Is this a thing? 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.560 Like seven years is a long time. If you don't change, 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:29.720 I'd be a little bit concerned. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:33.360 But it's like you it's like you move into like 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:37.320 honestly like not quoting Sierra, but I literally feel like 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:43.600 I'm leveling, no, leveling up, level up? Why do just 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:44.480 that backwards? 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:51.800 No, I'm level I'm leveling up every well, you would hope, So, 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:54.760 like I think I'm leveling up every fucking week after therapy. 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:59.560 But I just think, like what I'm into this now, 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:02.800 this next seven year erar is what I'm focused on, 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:06.520 is that you know, it's like seven fourteen, twenty one, 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:10.360 you know, twenty eight, so twenty eight was a cutoff 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:12.160 for me and I'm twenty nine. So I'm in this 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:14.560 like you know, this twenty nine era into my thirties. 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:17.200 But like you're in your Satin return. 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.039 I'm in my Satin return. I don't know if people 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:21.360 believe in Cutain return, but there is something in it 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:23.800 that I do innately believe in because it's. 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:24.480 Like I believe in it. 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:28.000 Yeah, it's like you come to yourself and then people 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:30.359 always say, like when you kind of get around thirty, 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:33.479 like you're well assured of yourself, right, you're you know 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:36.640 what you want, You're you'd hope, So I mean, or 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:38.760 you've you're on the way of figuring that out. 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:39.719 Who knows, I don't know. 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:40.320 I think. 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:42.440 I think my friend started a podcast called Figuring Out 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:46.440 thirty because it's such a like unique experience. People put 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:50.599 so much pressure on that number, particularly or that age particularly, 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:51.400 Like so it's like. 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:52.760 What did you want by thirty? 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:56.920 Hmmm, good fucking question, good quessures. 0:04:57.200 --> 0:05:00.200 I feel like, what do you want? Well? I I 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:03.960 imagined that a success for me was like this is 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:06.640 how I when I was a young person, I imagine 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.080 that success was gonna happen for me quite young, and 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:13.720 didn't and didn't quite happen how I imagined it. But like, 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:17.320 I feel like I'm on my way, and I always 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:21.200 thought that things would happen for me in the younger 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:24.560 parts of my life, like I'm talking like early twenties, okay, 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:31.520 And I didn't really I suppose, like consider the stepping 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:34.200 stones towards success. I just thought it was going to happen, right, 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:37.039 And so it's been a journey and there's been you know, 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:40.119 step by step, and the trajectory hasn't been as steep 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:42.200 as i'd like, but it is on its way up. 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:45.760 And I feel like I have appreciated the slow burn 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.560 of success a little bit more than I thought I would. 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:51.039 So I thought I would have a lot more by 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:54.680 a lot more success than I have by this age. 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:59.160 But that doesn't deter me from like continuing to like 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:02.480 push forward for what I want because I feel like 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:04.359 when I was younger, I thought thirty was a long 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:05.119 long way away. 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:09.240 We are entering into dangerous territory, which I like to 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:11.000 call Gemini season. 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:16.159 Gemini season. Oh, I am fully equipped. I'm not ready. 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:17.279 No, I'm already. 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:21.720 Nah, I am ready. I am ready, like for real, but. 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:25.880 Literally just magining these fucking Gemini made. 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:29.080 Yeah, I love you, I love you. 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:33.279 But I'm such a Gemini as well. Like I mean, 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:40.320 I feel like I either am really nice or two faces. 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:43.680 Uh yeah, I trust me, I can be and I'm 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.640 happy to admit it. It can be nice one minute 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:48.160 and then yeah, but it is a. 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:51.159 Queer person to be fair, Like not to overgeneralize, but 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:53.599 like you know, they're great queer people out there, But 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:57.200 I just generally think like there is this little muscle 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:59.719 that we have that's, like I say. 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:02.279 Myself, I like to flex it sometimes. 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:08.200 Yeah, I love judgment. I just feel like I'm like 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:11.200 spot on Gemini because like I'm either really nice and 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:13.160 kind and I really love you. But if you cross 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:16.560 me like the like harshly. Then I go to the 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:20.520 other end and I'm like noah, but I'm not more indifferent, 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:22.520 like I see through you. It's like I don't care, 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:26.800 but for sure I can see that. Yeah, Like I'm 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:30.960 definitely like a Gemini Gemini, and I think I don't 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:32.400 know if it's a good thing or not. But I mean, 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:34.480 how I was born, So what am I gonna do 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:36.800 change to be a Taurus? 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:40.880 True? I know. I mean I do love tourists men. 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.360 Do you My ex was a Taurus. 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:44.760 I do love him. 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:50.920 It's stubborn. He was stubborn. 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:55.760 Yes, that's our worst trait as Earth signs, I think 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:58.840 have a common trait of being a little bit more stubborn. 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.960 Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, look, I don't know, I 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:07.080 feel like it is Gemini season. I'm ready to I 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:09.520 don't know, like let my Gemini out. 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:10.240 Yeah. 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:14.200 Well, okay, so going into I guess the characteristics of Gemini, 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:17.400 and then I guess, you know, while we're just so 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:19.840 drawn to people and then we sort of categorize them 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:22.960 into star signs, and you know, we don't mean to 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:25.560 box them, but I think that I think we're always 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:30.120 trying to look for answers or validation of why a 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:30.840 person is the. 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.199 Way that they are, right, Like, I know that I'm 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:36.160 what they would describe as a triple Capricorn. 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.520 And my friends, do you remember when we first started 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:40.120 this podcast and I said to you, what the fuck 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:41.800 is a triple Capricorn? 0:08:42.520 --> 0:08:45.520 So the and we haven't come back to that ever, 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:48.079 I don't think in like, yeah we haven't. 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:49.120 This is what is it? 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:50.000 Holy fuck? 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:52.160 What is the sign of a Capricorn? Is it like 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:55.400 a horse? No? 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:58.160 No, we're groats' so greatest of all time? 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:02.720 Yeah, you're a goat. Oh god? Why did I picture 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:08.280 mister Thuminus like human? And what are they called thawns? 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:11.600 Yeah? Yeah, now I'm thinking Lord of the Ring Ship. 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:17.959 I'm going down big rabbit hole. So you have your 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:24.360 your normal sons. Literally funny if you've even Dobby in the. 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:32.760 Socks his mascot wants his sock fucking gum tree date. 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:34.600 That was so funny. 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:36.160 That is so funny. 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:38.960 That's one of our best episodes. I swear, Oh. 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:39.760 The gum tree date. 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:41.559 Yeah, that's fucking hilarious. 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:42.680 What's his sock back? 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:51.120 Oh my god, no, no, it's fucking funny. So you 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:54.839 have your normal sign and then you have your sun 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:58.120 and moon rising. So pretty much like there's this art 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:04.240 that places, so you put your birthday in your where 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:07.360 you were born and what time, and it places and 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:10.400 it kind of determines where the sun and then where 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:14.240 the moon was in that time. So and that kind 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:18.360 of then gives you like these characteristics. And Okay, my 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:24.080 recent homework was from my therapists was to look at 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:29.880 my previous relationships and then look at patent characteristics that 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:34.040 I look for in a person. And yeah, and I 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:36.160 was starting to do the work and I sort of 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:41.040 unpacked that this morning and it was just such a 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:43.200 it was such a heavy session, but it was actually 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:47.440 so valuable because it's like how it's actually then made 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.160 me reflect how I see myself rather than what I 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:53.520 see in others, and how much I need to feel 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:58.360 seen and I need to feel validated in ways in relationships, 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:03.000 and I guess like being a triple Capricorn per se 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:06.240 also helps me feel validated in a way as well, 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:09.880 because the traits that a Capricorn carries, like I identify 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:12.520 with them, like it's not just because they're written down 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:14.400 on a piece of paper, like I will look at 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:20.479 those different traits like driven, I'm partly stubborn, yes, motivated, 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:23.199 and also like you know, it has a bit more 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:27.559 deeper meaning where I don't let people in as lightly, 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:32.440 Like you know, there's there's hesitation, you know, and it's 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:35.000 quite spot on and it's quite specific. And I don't 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:37.200 know if you've ever really done a lot more work 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:39.120 into what a Gemini and. 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:41.000 What I haven't. But what I want to do right 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:44.520 now is look up, what is my Gemini message for today? Okay? Okay, 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:52.320 the Gemini message today? So your horoscope? All right, So 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:56.320 I'm gonna read out my horoscope for today. Okay. Is 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:59.439 there some material need weighing on your spirit right now? Gemini? 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:01.520 If you can't see how to solve the problem alone, 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.760 why not discuss it with your friends? They may have 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:07.559 some ideas. Today, the word impossible has been banished from 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:11.000 the English language. Take advantage of the opportunity to look 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:15.560 for solutions in unlikely places. Oh that's cryptic as fuck. 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:18.280 This is why I don't do this shit. I'm so 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:20.959 over that already, Like, tell me what I need to hear. 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:24.040 Don't go around this whole like woo woo, witchy shit 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:27.000 like the word impossibility is banished from the English language. No, 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:27.600 it isn't. 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:33.120 I think I think you need to download costar and 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.040 I think it'd be so much more spikes. 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:38.160 I would, But my mum doesn't know when I was born. 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:41.920 Jo't no for real? I asked her. 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:44.040 She was like, call the hospital. 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:45.640 Call the hospital, do you think. 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:47.760 Yeah, one, you might have to do a freedom of 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:49.840 information form, but call the hospital. 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:53.160 Wow, the hospital can tell you what time you were born. 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:55.400 Yes, they can look at your record stelling. But you 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:57.240 have to do a form because you obviously have to 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:58.000 prove that you are. 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:00.400 And you're like, you know what I've done that, I've 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:03.000 done all my I want to protection. 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.960 Records, like when were you born? 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:07.360 Five point fifty five in the morning? 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:10.079 Oh my god, why the fuck did this number just 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:12.400 come into my mind? When I asked you when were 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:14.440 we born? The first thing that popped into mind was 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:17.439 six a m Really, I swear on your life. 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:20.480 Five five five? But yeah, pretty much. 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:23.360 Yeah, apparently I would have been born on New Year's Eve, 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:27.280 but yeah, she was. 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:29.440 My mum was in labor for five hours. But this 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:29.719 is the. 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.640 Hardest thing, Like, I've never been able to actually ask 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:34.839 her about I don't know what my mum's labor was 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:37.480 like with me, I have no idea, Like there's gaps 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:38.720 are missing, And that's. 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:40.319 Why I have a feeling you were breeched. You come 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:43.760 out with your bum first, come out. 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:52.320 Pretty whole, furs coming out farting. 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:52.439 You're so fuck that's why you like fart jokes. 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:52.960 Yeah. 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:57.720 This is also what I realized is that it's a 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:00.920 it's a childhood thing. There is why find fart and 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:03.559 ship jokes so fucking funny. Is because if you look 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:07.560 at an infant, so you an infant or like a toddler, 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:10.760 and they were fart, they will always giggle and always 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.760 look around as if like it's naughty. So I was like, 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:16.400 oh my god, I'm the fucking infant, I'm the toddler. 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:21.120 But it's just because maybe that's my only link to childhood. 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:23.680 That's joy, that's funny, and I'm. 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:26.600 Like, my god, that is the saddest thing you've ever 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:30.080 said in your whole life. The only link to join 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:34.600 my childhood is fart, noises dead dead. 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:39.040 I just fucking fine latchuleance, humor, fucking funny. 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:41.440 Like it's just like. 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:43.960 I remember the first day of school at Howard fine, 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:45.600 and I walked in and I made friends with this 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:49.360 guy called Rowan No and I fucking We went for 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.400 a coffee and I said, oh fuck, I might have 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:56.560 to do a shitter this. Any guys, we're gonna be friends. 0:14:58.080 --> 0:14:58.920 It's funny. 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.640 It's human, and it's normal and it's funny, and it's 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:04.960 like it breaks. I'm so serious in all of my 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:07.040 other parts of my world, but when it comes to 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:09.040 that sort of stim I'm like, it just breaks the 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:10.640 seriousness of it. 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:13.320 You know what I got point in the relationship. When 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.040 you're dating someone, do you start fighting. 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:19.480 It's been different for any. 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:23.760 There's been relationships where I've never like farted, or I 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:27.080 haven't even like done a shit, or like we have 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:30.240 separate toilets. So I'm like, okay, quiet time, like and 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.840 I call it quiet time. It's like it's my own time, 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:33.720 Like leave me one. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:36.600 Do you ever think to yourself like I had this 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:39.120 thought not too long ago. So my partner and I've 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:42.080 been together for we met a year ago. Let's just 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:46.840 say that we, you know, very comfortable around each other. 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:49.000 But I was, I said to him the other day, 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:51.400 I said, I can't imagine not fighting in front of 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:54.040 you now, like what was I doing for the first 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.480 few months, like holding it in and getting a source stomach. 0:15:56.960 --> 0:16:00.840 Like now it's so comfortable. It's like we're playing Monopoly 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:04.320 last night and you just cold going like it never happened. 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:07.480 That is like the best though. 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:10.160 It's so comfortable and there's obviously a trust there where 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:11.360 there's no judgment like that. 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:14.040 Well, I'm traumatic as fuck. So as soon as he farts, 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:17.720 I'm like you stinky little you are. Yeah, yeah, I'm 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:19.040 like you stinky peopo. 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:21.800 Remember when was the first time that I farted in 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:22.360 front of you? 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:28.560 Oh? Well, I don't Actually it was on the Gold Coast? 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:34.120 Was it on the Gold Coast? In the bed? Yeah, 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:38.320 and you sort of farted and then you looked across 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:43.640 like really happy with yourself like this. It was like 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:46.560 you didn't you said, yeah, I said that sounded wet, girl, 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:47.360 Wipe yourself. 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:55.720 A five minute intro now turned into a whole episode 0:16:55.760 --> 0:17:01.360 of But Yeah, my nephews actually the fucking same. Like 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:05.720 Tyro is like so funny, like he farts and he 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:08.159 just like loses it like he do. 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:11.560 You want to know what one new like favorite thing 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:14.600 is is where my partner farts, but he pretends that 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:17.800 he's starting a motorbike, so he puts his leg up 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:25.720 like this and he goes seriously, it's amazing. I'm like, 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:29.199 it's really funny. He'll be in the kitchen. He'll be 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:31.520 like making some food and then he'll just look at 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:38.160 me and go like, where are you going brother, and 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:41.480 like legit. It's like wow. He gets the noise and 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:43.640 the actions so perfect. I don't know how he knows 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:47.480 what's coming out, but it's quite it's quite theatrical. 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:53.360 My favorite thing is it's farting. 0:17:54.520 --> 0:18:01.440 Cobra reacts, Oh don't like he smells it. Oh, he 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:03.480 hears it. He's like where is that small animal? 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:10.920 Like both like it being really how He's just like, 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:12.160 what is that? 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:16.840 Like it frightens him? Oh no, he's like just doing 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:21.920 his little you know, he's walking around the hip. Does 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:22.680 he fart bad? 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:27.040 It's so funny because only in the last year or 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:31.800 so I really really noticed that he farts and he burps, 0:18:32.400 --> 0:18:35.040 and I didn't know that dogs like it didn't really 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:37.880 come close to a dog that burps or farts, And 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:42.119 my fucking god, it was so funny. This one time 0:18:42.520 --> 0:18:45.679 we were driving in the car right, and he like 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:47.520 gets up on the window so he's like cold, body 0:18:47.600 --> 0:18:50.160 is like in a standing position, and I know there's 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:52.080 just like quiet, like not even the radio one I 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:55.640 was just driving, No one just heard this little I 0:18:55.680 --> 0:18:58.480 was like, And the thing was the only thing that 0:18:58.840 --> 0:19:01.600 made me realize that it was him fighting as he looked. 0:19:01.359 --> 0:19:02.240 At his bum. 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:06.159 Giveaway like was he proud? 0:19:06.680 --> 0:19:09.840 It was so fucking weird and he scared himself. 0:19:10.040 --> 0:19:12.560 Yeah, And that's the first time I've actually heard him far, 0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:15.320 Like obviously I've smelt it, but it was the first 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:17.760 time I actually physically heard it, and it was the 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:19.120 fucking funniest thing. 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:20.800 Oh my god, that is funny. 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:25.240 And then now he burps so much like he feel 0:19:25.280 --> 0:19:26.639 like burp in my face, and I'm like. 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:29.960 Cosmo used to do that. You're feral, Like, yeah, do 0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:32.919 you know what an SBD is? No, a silent but 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:33.680 deadly fart. 0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:34.320 Oh okay. 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:36.520 So it's one where like you could be reading a 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:39.080 book in bed and you just let it out and 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:41.920 you're just waiting for it to hit your partner's nose. 0:19:42.560 --> 0:19:45.159 You're just waiting and you might kick the blanket a 0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:50.040 little bit, give it a bit of air pressure. But 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:56.439 you act like it didn't happen until they go, ohad. 0:19:55.640 --> 0:19:57.560 Oh, no, I've done one of those. 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:00.520 I was sick really once, and I you know what 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:02.879 this is when I knew that my boyfriend loved me 0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:07.280 because I was the ex boyfriend now. But I was 0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:09.720 so unwell, like I obviously had like a saw tummy, 0:20:09.760 --> 0:20:10.760 and I just like farted. 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:12.560 It was just I was upstairs in the bedroom. 0:20:12.600 --> 0:20:14.919 I didn't expect him to walk in after right, like 0:20:14.960 --> 0:20:17.600 I was just like, oh, fucket, like it's hurting. 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:18.280 My tummy like whatever. 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:21.400 And he walked in and he acted like it had 0:20:21.480 --> 0:20:22.760 smacked him straight in the. 0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:26.160 Face, like as if and I was like already. 0:20:25.760 --> 0:20:28.800 So vulnerable because I was like so unwell and so sick, 0:20:28.840 --> 0:20:32.359 and he was like he was like, oh, you're lucky. 0:20:32.400 --> 0:20:34.679 I fucking love you, like and I was like I 0:20:34.720 --> 0:20:35.320 do love you. 0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:35.919 I'm sorry. 0:20:36.640 --> 0:20:38.920