Speaker 1: Yami, you mob. Welcome to First things First. I'm Maddie Meals.
Speaker 1: My pronouns are.
Speaker 2: He and him, and I'm brook Blurt and my pronouns
Speaker 2: are she and her.
Speaker 3: Before we get started, we'd like to acknowledge the custodians
Speaker 3: of the land in which we record, and for me
Speaker 3: that's surroundery people of the cooler.
Speaker 1: Nation, and for me that's the gaigle people of the
Speaker 1: ur nation.
Speaker 2: Let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Let's get into it. Well, we were just talking earlier
Speaker 1: about maybe read vamping our intro. H what do you
Speaker 1: think we should say, like, let's have a little workshop
Speaker 1: live here right now.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess it comes back to why we started
Speaker 3: this podcast, and I think first things first was a
Speaker 3: rebrand to set the record straight.
Speaker 2: And I think you know our intro is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you may know me from a B C or D
Speaker 2: Y is all right?
Speaker 1: If people, if people, if you, what do you think
Speaker 1: people know you from? Give us a spill.
Speaker 3: I honestly, well, yeah, the Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor Paradise.
Speaker 2: The Challenge.
Speaker 3: They might know me from my youth work, they might
Speaker 3: know me from a speaking event. I don't fucking know, honestly,
Speaker 3: there are so many worlds that I'm entering into. They
Speaker 3: might know me just from going to the same coffee shop.
Speaker 1: Fuck no, I think the intro is, Hi, welcome to
Speaker 1: First Things First. You think you know me, but let's
Speaker 1: get there. But you don't know you don't take a listen, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like how do we hook line and you know, grab
Speaker 3: people in. But I mean, if you've been a loyal
Speaker 3: listener from you know, from the get go, you know
Speaker 3: that a lot of things have changed, but we haven't changed.
Speaker 3: We've probably grown, but where they're still the same people
Speaker 3: when we start the pod, And I think you know,
Speaker 3: what we want to set the record straight in certain
Speaker 3: in certain things is what we've learned, like what we're
Speaker 3: learning and what we want to unpack.
Speaker 1: Like, well, my intro would be welcome to First Things First.
Speaker 1: You might know me as Brook Blurton's co host and friend.
Speaker 3: Shut up whatever I can list off of things and presenter.
Speaker 2: Fucking hot body, yady yaddy.
Speaker 1: I mean look get.
Speaker 2: Away host, get away Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean look, I mean I haven't done get Away
Speaker 1: in a little while. I'm feeling like that needs to
Speaker 1: just like drift off into the distance. But I'm having
Speaker 1: a really good meeting next week with Channel nine. So
Speaker 1: I felt like I was going to let get Away
Speaker 1: go and now I'm meeting with like the big big
Speaker 1: wigs over at nine to figure out some presenting opportunities
Speaker 1: with the network. So I'm like, okay, okay, they want
Speaker 1: me back.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm actually talking about I guess, you know,
Speaker 3: moving into different spaces and growth and like, you know,
Speaker 3: all of it.
Speaker 2: I had a sudden revelation.
Speaker 3: Right of the theory of things in sevens. So seven years,
Speaker 3: like every seven years, like you shift and you change
Speaker 3: and you're kind of completely different, you know, a different person.
Speaker 3: You can be a different person after a year, like
Speaker 3: it doesn't really matter. But there's a thing about sevens
Speaker 3: and I was reflecting and I was like, wow, yeah, Actually,
Speaker 3: when I think about it, every seven years I've had
Speaker 3: huge pivotal moments or I've reflected back to those times
Speaker 3: and I'm like, yeah, I was a complete different person
Speaker 3: to like that person seven years before that.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? Is this a thing?
Speaker 1: Like seven years is a long time. If you don't change,
Speaker 1: I'd be a little bit concerned.
Speaker 2: But it's like you it's like you move into like
Speaker 2: honestly like not quoting Sierra, but I literally feel like
Speaker 2: I'm leveling, no, leveling up, level up? Why do just
Speaker 2: that backwards?
Speaker 3: No, I'm level I'm leveling up every well, you would hope, So,
Speaker 3: like I think I'm leveling up every fucking week after therapy.
Speaker 3: But I just think, like what I'm into this now,
Speaker 3: this next seven year erar is what I'm focused on,
Speaker 3: is that you know, it's like seven fourteen, twenty one,
Speaker 3: you know, twenty eight, so twenty eight was a cutoff
Speaker 3: for me and I'm twenty nine. So I'm in this
Speaker 3: like you know, this twenty nine era into my thirties.
Speaker 1: But like you're in your Satin return.
Speaker 3: I'm in my Satin return. I don't know if people
Speaker 3: believe in Cutain return, but there is something in it
Speaker 3: that I do innately believe in because it's.
Speaker 1: Like I believe in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you come to yourself and then people
Speaker 3: always say, like when you kind of get around thirty,
Speaker 3: like you're well assured of yourself, right, you're you know
Speaker 3: what you want, You're you'd hope, So I mean, or
Speaker 3: you've you're on the way of figuring that out.
Speaker 2: Who knows, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: I think my friend started a podcast called Figuring Out
Speaker 3: thirty because it's such a like unique experience. People put
Speaker 3: so much pressure on that number, particularly or that age particularly,
Speaker 3: Like so it's like.
Speaker 1: What did you want by thirty?
Speaker 2: Hmmm, good fucking question, good quessures.
Speaker 1: I feel like, what do you want? Well? I I
Speaker 1: imagined that a success for me was like this is
Speaker 1: how I when I was a young person, I imagine
Speaker 1: that success was gonna happen for me quite young, and
Speaker 1: didn't and didn't quite happen how I imagined it. But like,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm on my way, and I always
Speaker 1: thought that things would happen for me in the younger
Speaker 1: parts of my life, like I'm talking like early twenties, okay,
Speaker 1: And I didn't really I suppose, like consider the stepping
Speaker 1: stones towards success. I just thought it was going to happen, right,
Speaker 1: And so it's been a journey and there's been you know,
Speaker 1: step by step, and the trajectory hasn't been as steep
Speaker 1: as i'd like, but it is on its way up.
Speaker 1: And I feel like I have appreciated the slow burn
Speaker 1: of success a little bit more than I thought I would.
Speaker 1: So I thought I would have a lot more by
Speaker 1: a lot more success than I have by this age.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't deter me from like continuing to like
Speaker 1: push forward for what I want because I feel like
Speaker 1: when I was younger, I thought thirty was a long
Speaker 1: long way away.
Speaker 3: We are entering into dangerous territory, which I like to
Speaker 3: call Gemini season.
Speaker 1: Gemini season. Oh, I am fully equipped. I'm not ready.
Speaker 2: No, I'm already.
Speaker 1: Nah, I am ready. I am ready, like for real, but.
Speaker 3: Literally just magining these fucking Gemini made.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love you, I love you.
Speaker 1: But I'm such a Gemini as well. Like I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like I either am really nice or two faces.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I trust me, I can be and I'm
Speaker 1: happy to admit it. It can be nice one minute
Speaker 1: and then yeah, but it is a.
Speaker 3: Queer person to be fair, Like not to overgeneralize, but
Speaker 3: like you know, they're great queer people out there, But
Speaker 3: I just generally think like there is this little muscle
Speaker 3: that we have that's, like I say.
Speaker 2: Myself, I like to flex it sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love judgment. I just feel like I'm like
Speaker 1: spot on Gemini because like I'm either really nice and
Speaker 1: kind and I really love you. But if you cross
Speaker 1: me like the like harshly. Then I go to the
Speaker 1: other end and I'm like noah, but I'm not more indifferent,
Speaker 1: like I see through you. It's like I don't care,
Speaker 1: but for sure I can see that. Yeah, Like I'm
Speaker 1: definitely like a Gemini Gemini, and I think I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's a good thing or not. But I mean,
Speaker 1: how I was born, So what am I gonna do
Speaker 1: change to be a Taurus?
Speaker 2: True? I know. I mean I do love tourists men.
Speaker 1: Do you My ex was a Taurus.
Speaker 2: I do love him.
Speaker 1: It's stubborn. He was stubborn.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's our worst trait as Earth signs, I think
Speaker 3: have a common trait of being a little bit more stubborn.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, look, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: feel like it is Gemini season. I'm ready to I
Speaker 1: don't know, like let my Gemini out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so going into I guess the characteristics of Gemini,
Speaker 3: and then I guess, you know, while we're just so
Speaker 3: drawn to people and then we sort of categorize them
Speaker 3: into star signs, and you know, we don't mean to
Speaker 3: box them, but I think that I think we're always
Speaker 3: trying to look for answers or validation of why a
Speaker 3: person is the.
Speaker 2: Way that they are, right, Like, I know that I'm
Speaker 2: what they would describe as a triple Capricorn.
Speaker 1: And my friends, do you remember when we first started
Speaker 1: this podcast and I said to you, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is a triple Capricorn?
Speaker 3: So the and we haven't come back to that ever,
Speaker 3: I don't think in like, yeah we haven't.
Speaker 1: This is what is it?
Speaker 2: Holy fuck?
Speaker 1: What is the sign of a Capricorn? Is it like
Speaker 1: a horse? No?
Speaker 2: No, we're groats' so greatest of all time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a goat. Oh god? Why did I picture
Speaker 1: mister Thuminus like human? And what are they called thawns?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, now I'm thinking Lord of the Ring Ship.
Speaker 2: I'm going down big rabbit hole. So you have your
Speaker 2: your normal sons. Literally funny if you've even Dobby in the.
Speaker 3: Socks his mascot wants his sock fucking gum tree date.
Speaker 2: That was so funny.
Speaker 1: That is so funny.
Speaker 2: That's one of our best episodes. I swear, Oh.
Speaker 1: The gum tree date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: What's his sock back?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, no, no, it's fucking funny. So you
Speaker 3: have your normal sign and then you have your sun
Speaker 3: and moon rising. So pretty much like there's this art
Speaker 3: that places, so you put your birthday in your where
Speaker 3: you were born and what time, and it places and
Speaker 3: it kind of determines where the sun and then where
Speaker 3: the moon was in that time. So and that kind
Speaker 3: of then gives you like these characteristics. And Okay, my
Speaker 3: recent homework was from my therapists was to look at
Speaker 3: my previous relationships and then look at patent characteristics that
Speaker 3: I look for in a person. And yeah, and I
Speaker 3: was starting to do the work and I sort of
Speaker 3: unpacked that this morning and it was just such a
Speaker 3: it was such a heavy session, but it was actually
Speaker 3: so valuable because it's like how it's actually then made
Speaker 3: me reflect how I see myself rather than what I
Speaker 3: see in others, and how much I need to feel
Speaker 3: seen and I need to feel validated in ways in relationships,
Speaker 3: and I guess like being a triple Capricorn per se
Speaker 3: also helps me feel validated in a way as well,
Speaker 3: because the traits that a Capricorn carries, like I identify
Speaker 3: with them, like it's not just because they're written down
Speaker 3: on a piece of paper, like I will look at
Speaker 3: those different traits like driven, I'm partly stubborn, yes, motivated,
Speaker 3: and also like you know, it has a bit more
Speaker 3: deeper meaning where I don't let people in as lightly,
Speaker 3: Like you know, there's there's hesitation, you know, and it's
Speaker 3: quite spot on and it's quite specific. And I don't
Speaker 3: know if you've ever really done a lot more work
Speaker 3: into what a Gemini and.
Speaker 1: What I haven't. But what I want to do right
Speaker 1: now is look up, what is my Gemini message for today? Okay? Okay,
Speaker 1: the Gemini message today? So your horoscope? All right, So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read out my horoscope for today. Okay. Is
Speaker 1: there some material need weighing on your spirit right now? Gemini?
Speaker 1: If you can't see how to solve the problem alone,
Speaker 1: why not discuss it with your friends? They may have
Speaker 1: some ideas. Today, the word impossible has been banished from
Speaker 1: the English language. Take advantage of the opportunity to look
Speaker 1: for solutions in unlikely places. Oh that's cryptic as fuck.
Speaker 1: This is why I don't do this shit. I'm so
Speaker 1: over that already, Like, tell me what I need to hear.
Speaker 1: Don't go around this whole like woo woo, witchy shit
Speaker 1: like the word impossibility is banished from the English language. No,
Speaker 1: it isn't.
Speaker 3: I think I think you need to download costar and
Speaker 3: I think it'd be so much more spikes.
Speaker 1: I would, But my mum doesn't know when I was born.
Speaker 1: Jo't no for real? I asked her.
Speaker 2: She was like, call the hospital.
Speaker 1: Call the hospital, do you think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one, you might have to do a freedom of
Speaker 3: information form, but call the hospital.
Speaker 1: Wow, the hospital can tell you what time you were born.
Speaker 3: Yes, they can look at your record stelling. But you
Speaker 3: have to do a form because you obviously have to
Speaker 3: prove that you are.
Speaker 2: And you're like, you know what I've done that, I've
Speaker 2: done all my I want to protection.
Speaker 1: Records, like when were you born?
Speaker 2: Five point fifty five in the morning?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why the fuck did this number just
Speaker 1: come into my mind? When I asked you when were
Speaker 1: we born? The first thing that popped into mind was
Speaker 1: six a m Really, I swear on your life.
Speaker 2: Five five five? But yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently I would have been born on New Year's Eve,
Speaker 3: but yeah, she was.
Speaker 2: My mum was in labor for five hours. But this
Speaker 2: is the.
Speaker 3: Hardest thing, Like, I've never been able to actually ask
Speaker 3: her about I don't know what my mum's labor was
Speaker 3: like with me, I have no idea, Like there's gaps
Speaker 3: are missing, And that's.
Speaker 1: Why I have a feeling you were breeched. You come
Speaker 1: out with your bum first, come out.
Speaker 2: Pretty whole, furs coming out farting.
Speaker 1: You're so fuck that's why you like fart jokes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This is also what I realized is that it's a
Speaker 3: it's a childhood thing. There is why find fart and
Speaker 3: ship jokes so fucking funny. Is because if you look
Speaker 3: at an infant, so you an infant or like a toddler,
Speaker 3: and they were fart, they will always giggle and always
Speaker 3: look around as if like it's naughty. So I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm the fucking infant, I'm the toddler.
Speaker 3: But it's just because maybe that's my only link to childhood.
Speaker 2: That's joy, that's funny, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, my god, that is the saddest thing you've ever
Speaker 1: said in your whole life. The only link to join
Speaker 1: my childhood is fart, noises dead dead.
Speaker 3: I just fucking fine latchuleance, humor, fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like.
Speaker 3: I remember the first day of school at Howard fine,
Speaker 3: and I walked in and I made friends with this
Speaker 3: guy called Rowan No and I fucking We went for
Speaker 3: a coffee and I said, oh fuck, I might have
Speaker 3: to do a shitter this. Any guys, we're gonna be friends.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 3: It's human, and it's normal and it's funny, and it's
Speaker 3: like it breaks. I'm so serious in all of my
Speaker 3: other parts of my world, but when it comes to
Speaker 3: that sort of stim I'm like, it just breaks the
Speaker 3: seriousness of it.
Speaker 1: You know what I got point in the relationship. When
Speaker 1: you're dating someone, do you start fighting.
Speaker 2: It's been different for any.
Speaker 3: There's been relationships where I've never like farted, or I
Speaker 3: haven't even like done a shit, or like we have
Speaker 3: separate toilets. So I'm like, okay, quiet time, like and
Speaker 3: I call it quiet time. It's like it's my own time,
Speaker 3: Like leave me one.
Speaker 1: Do you ever think to yourself like I had this
Speaker 1: thought not too long ago. So my partner and I've
Speaker 1: been together for we met a year ago. Let's just
Speaker 1: say that we, you know, very comfortable around each other.
Speaker 1: But I was, I said to him the other day,
Speaker 1: I said, I can't imagine not fighting in front of
Speaker 1: you now, like what was I doing for the first
Speaker 1: few months, like holding it in and getting a source stomach.
Speaker 1: Like now it's so comfortable. It's like we're playing Monopoly
Speaker 1: last night and you just cold going like it never happened.
Speaker 2: That is like the best though.
Speaker 3: It's so comfortable and there's obviously a trust there where
Speaker 3: there's no judgment like that.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm traumatic as fuck. So as soon as he farts,
Speaker 1: I'm like you stinky little you are. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: like you stinky peopo.
Speaker 2: Remember when was the first time that I farted in
Speaker 2: front of you?
Speaker 1: Oh? Well, I don't Actually it was on the Gold Coast?
Speaker 1: Was it on the Gold Coast? In the bed? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you sort of farted and then you looked across
Speaker 1: like really happy with yourself like this. It was like
Speaker 1: you didn't you said, yeah, I said that sounded wet, girl,
Speaker 1: Wipe yourself.
Speaker 3: A five minute intro now turned into a whole episode
Speaker 3: of But Yeah, my nephews actually the fucking same. Like
Speaker 3: Tyro is like so funny, like he farts and he
Speaker 3: just like loses it like he do.
Speaker 1: You want to know what one new like favorite thing
Speaker 1: is is where my partner farts, but he pretends that
Speaker 1: he's starting a motorbike, so he puts his leg up
Speaker 1: like this and he goes seriously, it's amazing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's really funny. He'll be in the kitchen. He'll be
Speaker 1: like making some food and then he'll just look at
Speaker 1: me and go like, where are you going brother, and
Speaker 1: like legit. It's like wow. He gets the noise and
Speaker 1: the actions so perfect. I don't know how he knows
Speaker 1: what's coming out, but it's quite it's quite theatrical.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing is it's farting.
Speaker 1: Cobra reacts, Oh don't like he smells it. Oh, he
Speaker 1: hears it. He's like where is that small animal?
Speaker 3: Like both like it being really how He's just like,
Speaker 3: what is that?
Speaker 1: Like it frightens him? Oh no, he's like just doing
Speaker 1: his little you know, he's walking around the hip. Does
Speaker 1: he fart bad?
Speaker 3: It's so funny because only in the last year or
Speaker 3: so I really really noticed that he farts and he burps,
Speaker 3: and I didn't know that dogs like it didn't really
Speaker 3: come close to a dog that burps or farts, And
Speaker 3: my fucking god, it was so funny. This one time
Speaker 3: we were driving in the car right, and he like
Speaker 3: gets up on the window so he's like cold, body
Speaker 3: is like in a standing position, and I know there's
Speaker 3: just like quiet, like not even the radio one I
Speaker 3: was just driving, No one just heard this little I
Speaker 3: was like, And the thing was the only thing that
Speaker 3: made me realize that it was him fighting as he looked.
Speaker 2: At his bum.
Speaker 1: Giveaway like was he proud?
Speaker 2: It was so fucking weird and he scared himself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's the first time I've actually heard him far,
Speaker 3: Like obviously I've smelt it, but it was the first
Speaker 3: time I actually physically heard it, and it was the
Speaker 3: fucking funniest thing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is funny.
Speaker 3: And then now he burps so much like he feel
Speaker 3: like burp in my face, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Cosmo used to do that. You're feral, Like, yeah, do
Speaker 1: you know what an SBD is? No, a silent but
Speaker 1: deadly fart.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 1: So it's one where like you could be reading a
Speaker 1: book in bed and you just let it out and
Speaker 1: you're just waiting for it to hit your partner's nose.
Speaker 1: You're just waiting and you might kick the blanket a
Speaker 1: little bit, give it a bit of air pressure. But
Speaker 1: you act like it didn't happen until they go, ohad.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, I've done one of those.
Speaker 3: I was sick really once, and I you know what
Speaker 3: this is when I knew that my boyfriend loved me
Speaker 3: because I was the ex boyfriend now. But I was
Speaker 3: so unwell, like I obviously had like a saw tummy,
Speaker 3: and I just like farted.
Speaker 2: It was just I was upstairs in the bedroom.
Speaker 3: I didn't expect him to walk in after right, like
Speaker 3: I was just like, oh, fucket, like it's hurting.
Speaker 2: My tummy like whatever.
Speaker 3: And he walked in and he acted like it had
Speaker 3: smacked him straight in the.
Speaker 2: Face, like as if and I was like already.
Speaker 3: So vulnerable because I was like so unwell and so sick,
Speaker 3: and he was like he was like, oh, you're lucky.
Speaker 2: I fucking love you, like and I was like I
Speaker 2: do love you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I felt so bad, but I was like, fuck, okay,
Speaker 3: this guy literally loves me, because that was actually not
Speaker 3: that was inhumane.
Speaker 1: I I am the dramatic partner, like I'm the one
Speaker 1: who once I smell I run out of the room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I come back in and grab the blanket
Speaker 1: and full on like fan net like try and get
Speaker 1: it out of the room. I'm definitely not the one
Speaker 1: that's like it's okay. I'm like, you're disgusting, you stink.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: I think that's the funny thing is like there's there's
Speaker 3: a there's girl girls that like don't love that type
Speaker 3: of humor, and then there's girls that have grown up
Speaker 3: with fucking brothers that I've like, really had it. Like
Speaker 3: I've been fucking cupcake punched in the face with a fart,
Speaker 3: I've been slagged on, I've been fucking fitten, like you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, There's those girls that have like
Speaker 3: really But to be fair, I would not change that
Speaker 3: for the world.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you would.
Speaker 3: But I feel like, I don't know, my brother's like
Speaker 3: built me up pretty much to be stronger and like
Speaker 3: to be able to, like I don't know, yeah, to
Speaker 3: hold my own to.
Speaker 1: Be able to hold let one out.
Speaker 2: Exactly let it rip. But I fight in front of
Speaker 2: my brothers.
Speaker 3: My brothers do the same thing, Like It's yeah, it's
Speaker 3: just fucking funny.
Speaker 2: I just think farts are fucking funny.
Speaker 1: They are, and it's funny when you do them in
Speaker 1: a certain pose. For instance, my partner. I'm just letting
Speaker 1: it all out here. Whenever he wants to fart, he
Speaker 1: will literally, like if we're in bed, he'll get up
Speaker 1: and he'll poke his mom out and he'll far because
Speaker 1: like it's funny.
Speaker 3: I remember the first time my father fighted in front
Speaker 3: of all my girlfriends. It couldn't have been the most perfect,
Speaker 3: hilarious moment. We were putting up the Christmas tree our
Speaker 3: first house together. Star lick No that is in the moment,
Speaker 3: and because I was laughing so much, I started fighting more.
Speaker 2: So I couldn't alfy, and so I just.
Speaker 3: Kept laughing and farting at the same time, and we
Speaker 3: were in hysterics.
Speaker 2: I kid you not.
Speaker 3: That's probably been the one of the times that I've
Speaker 3: laughed so hard I've nearly kissed myself Like it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: That is funny. I want to know how many viewers
Speaker 1: do you how many listeners do you think turned the
Speaker 1: piece off before? Now? My knows have pressed skipking.
Speaker 2: Fuck, you know who cares?
Speaker 1: It's funny?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 3: This is the thing that people don't really talk about,
Speaker 3: and I think it's like funny. It makes it so
Speaker 3: much more human, Like we're all totally. The thing is
Speaker 3: when I think of someone really hot and I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, and I kind of get not infactuated
Speaker 3: with them. I'm like, they're so hot, like exactly, I
Speaker 3: literally remember that they ship and they wipe their asshole
Speaker 3: just the same as what we do. So they're not
Speaker 3: as hot as you think they are, So fuck it,
Speaker 3: do you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, that's that's exactly how I think these days, is like, yes,
Speaker 3: you are hot, you know you're fing heart by at
Speaker 3: the end of the day, everyone wipes their ass and
Speaker 3: if you're not, I'd be concerned. Well that's all we
Speaker 3: have time for today. Thank you so much for listening
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Speaker 2: Come next episode.
Speaker 1: You're lucky you can only hear us and not smell us. Yes,
Speaker 1: is gone, dumb, Do get you
Speaker 3: My smell my finger, Mel Meningo, smell my Fingermelmeninga