Speaker 1: Welcome to Pears number one podcast. You're listening to the
Speaker 1: Jamo and Dylan Show.
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Speaker 2: with before is celebrat Gooday, guys, and welcome back to
Speaker 2: the Jamo and Dylan Show. Today is Oh it's Jammo.
Speaker 2: It is Jamo. Have you been saying for years? Yeah,
Speaker 2: he gets that all. Yeah, it's James.
Speaker 1: Isn't that your name?
Speaker 2: No, it's not Jamison, yeah, but Jamison. But it's Jameson
Speaker 2: to me and to my parents as well, obviously, because
Speaker 2: I guess Jamison is the whisky with an E.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, he's got the yeah. But that's also pronounced Jamison.
Speaker 1: As far as I know, all the Jamisons I've ever
Speaker 1: encountered have been Jamison's. I've never met. Maybe it's an
Speaker 1: Australian thing. There's Actually it's like those American parents who
Speaker 1: want to give their daughters a unique name, so they
Speaker 1: call them like, you know, Sarah, but they spell it
Speaker 1: with like a there's like a y in it, yeah stuff,
Speaker 1: or like Jimmy.
Speaker 3: I feel like it is Jameson in Australia. I don't
Speaker 3: know if I've met a Jamison.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually a unique. You're not the only jameson now.
Speaker 2: There's some others, but like, it's not the most common name. No,
Speaker 2: I've actually met a girl called Jamison as well.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, at least you can go by Jamie. I guess,
Speaker 1: pretty rough name for a girl. Yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 2: Like for me, my nickname's Jamo, and I got that
Speaker 2: through playing sport.
Speaker 3: It's very Australian.
Speaker 2: But when I grew up, my mum and dad called
Speaker 2: me Jammy and I didn't really like him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't hit the same.
Speaker 1: Well, my parents used to call me Rufie. There you go?
Speaker 3: Did they when I was a kid?
Speaker 1: I guess so, but I didn't get it at the time.
Speaker 1: I wasn't in on it. And then the first person
Speaker 1: who wasn't my parents to call me that was my
Speaker 1: year seven music teacher. I think he thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: None of us still, none of us got it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: he was Australian actually, and he would just call me Rufie.
Speaker 1: Good blow. Yeah, I guess so. I mean I wasn't
Speaker 1: really hanging out with him on a sort of fraternal
Speaker 1: basis yea, yeah, yeah, but it's probably good on a
Speaker 1: night out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Actually tell us about your your schooling, my
Speaker 3: schooling school like in the UK, tell us about high school.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I didn't go to high school in the UK.
Speaker 1: Oh really, I was in Singapore then it was only
Speaker 1: sort of kiddie school prep school. Yeah, yeah, yeah, was
Speaker 1: in the UK, which the school I went to was.
Speaker 1: Actually when they were scouting locations to film Harry Potter,
Speaker 1: they asked to film it at our school because it
Speaker 1: does look like that, and they said no because it
Speaker 1: was religious. This was the nineties and they were still
Speaker 1: worried about witchcraft, so we don't want any of that
Speaker 1: sort of necromancing around here. So they said no, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: It was only thirty years ago and witchcraft was still well,
Speaker 2: I mean in a lot of countries now it's still
Speaker 2: is believed to be real.
Speaker 1: The bishop looks like a fossil. He's got some old
Speaker 1: fashioned beliefs, that guy. And it then twenty years before that,
Speaker 1: in the seventies or maybe the eighties, there was a
Speaker 1: bit of sort of kidy fiddling, okay that happened there
Speaker 1: at the school. At the school, yeah yeah, yeah, But
Speaker 1: I'm not aware there's been any sense none reporting.
Speaker 3: We've had a bit of that at our high school.
Speaker 1: Actually, so pe teachers at yes.
Speaker 3: A pe teacher, a math teacher, and the priest.
Speaker 2: But that was alleged that the priest ended up killing
Speaker 2: himself when the alligations came out.
Speaker 1: I reckon that's a strong sort of sign that involved.
Speaker 2: He could have gotten away with it if he didn't
Speaker 2: do that, if he didn't kill himself.
Speaker 3: But yeah, and then the pe teacher, he just had
Speaker 3: a very unfortunate set of events in his life. You know,
Speaker 3: we got to school in year seven and he's the
Speaker 3: he's the p he this is what happens, right, So
Speaker 3: this guy, you get to year seven and he's your
Speaker 3: pee teacher. You know, he's your stereotypical he's he's ripped.
Speaker 3: He's very intense, like pe teacher. Okay, as time goes on,
Speaker 3: he got in a he got hit by a car
Speaker 3: while riding a bike, right, sucked his back.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 2: As I went to the same school as Dylan, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I didn't have much to do.
Speaker 3: I had him for like three times, right, so I
Speaker 3: never saw him in the same light he got then.
Speaker 3: I just know him as put on a lot of weight, right,
Speaker 3: put on heaps of weight. Then he's I don't know
Speaker 3: if this is but this room I've heard and I
Speaker 3: feel like it's true. His wife left him, right, so
Speaker 3: in this time his wife left him, he's put on.
Speaker 1: All this you got to fill the void with something exactly,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 3: He filled the void with a Year twelve was the
Speaker 3: any meta parents and everything. That's what the news articles saying.
Speaker 1: Year twelve. See that in this country that would be legal.
Speaker 1: Obviously you can't. It's not legal to sort of nonce
Speaker 1: on kids at your school, yes, because that's a duty
Speaker 1: of care thing. But if it was someone outside of
Speaker 1: the school age sixteen, that would be legally okay. I mean,
Speaker 1: in the court of public opinion, you're still a stinky
Speaker 1: nonce and nobody's going to associate with you over again.
Speaker 1: But in the eyes of the Lord, that's actually okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's interesting because in Australia, year twelve you're seventeen turning eighteen,
Speaker 2: so some people will be eighteen, but I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: you're twelfth.
Speaker 1: The final year. Yeah yeh, yeah, okay, year thirteen. Year.
Speaker 3: How old are you in your thirteen?
Speaker 1: Yeah? School?
Speaker 3: Oh but it's just an yeah okay, yeah, Well this
Speaker 3: school one to seven one to six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it gets a bit disjointed whether you went to
Speaker 1: a private school or a public or a state school,
Speaker 1: because state school only has primary then secondary education, and
Speaker 1: some people go to college which is like an alternative
Speaker 1: to the final two years of school for slightly sort
Speaker 1: of stupider kids to do more vocational stuff like tafe,
Speaker 1: Whereas I went to prep school, which is where you
Speaker 1: have the prep school, the pre prep which is for
Speaker 1: you really young kids, the prep school, and then the
Speaker 1: senior school. And I don't know, the school I went
Speaker 1: to was up to thirteen years old, and then there
Speaker 1: was the senior school up to eighteen. Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, similar, similar, Yeah, back onto the Nazi teacher. He
Speaker 2: was in a relationship with this girl.
Speaker 3: Yes, proper one. Yeah, parents and all.
Speaker 1: I think they went out for like over a year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: with the student, if anything, I'm less concerned now you
Speaker 1: think it's more of like I feel like a genuine
Speaker 1: connection has been developed here is he's not for just
Speaker 1: fulfilling sort of pedophilic desires. He's just genuinely cracked on
Speaker 1: with someone, you know, he sees a future with. There's
Speaker 1: there's something, there's something weirdly wholesome about it.
Speaker 2: If they're still together, Yeah, I wonder that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had the other teacher, the math who did
Speaker 3: get convicted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was he's However, now the pe teacher who
Speaker 2: were just talking about there was also strong allegations that
Speaker 2: he was they were doing rock climbing. Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: believe this girl was on year nine at the time.
Speaker 2: So this is remember taking about you.
Speaker 1: Gotta worry about rock climbers because there's ample opportunities to
Speaker 1: kind of like, I'm just helping you, helping you up
Speaker 1: the wall. So it helped up the wall and then
Speaker 1: also tried to look up wasn't heard that you know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, yes, an interesting place.
Speaker 1: You can't get unfortunately caught in awkward positions doing that.
Speaker 1: But yes, yes, not trying to defend him. I still
Speaker 1: think he's a pedo. Yeah. On the on the low
Speaker 1: pedo tier list, you've got people like sort of Jimmy
Speaker 1: Saville who did it sort of professionally, actually set up
Speaker 1: a charity to mask a children's charity to mask his
Speaker 1: own behavior and then did it serially and professionally and
Speaker 1: remained undiscovered for forty years. That sort of s t
Speaker 1: here pedo action. And then you got pared down in
Speaker 1: sort of this is amateur behavior. Yeah, I mean, this
Speaker 1: is honestly it's the guy you said, I'm impressive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy who said the super villain mat that's
Speaker 3: that's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: No one found out until after he died. One of
Speaker 1: the biggest celebrities in the UK. Really, do you guys
Speaker 1: know about Jimmy Savil.
Speaker 3: I've heard of him, but like I don't know the fools.
Speaker 1: He was a children's TV presenter in a time where
Speaker 1: there was like one channel on TV, so everyone watched
Speaker 1: his show. Who's one of the biggest celebrities. He was,
Speaker 1: you know, knighted for services to charity after after you know,
Speaker 1: doing so much for underprivileged and ill children and you
Speaker 1: said it was a children's charity too. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So he would literally like he'd set up charities, hospitals
Speaker 1: for sick kids and he'd been touching up the kids
Speaker 1: on the ward.
Speaker 3: And it came out after he died.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And did he die like an old man?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Twenty ten. Yeah, that's crazy. He died an old man.
Speaker 1: And if you look if you look back at documentaries
Speaker 1: that are made about his his life and et cetera.
Speaker 2: Sorry it's already interrupted, rufus, but Dylan's almost broke the chair.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when we finished this story, we'll talk about the
Speaker 2: airbnb because it's been absolutely fucked. So yeah, Jimmy Savil
Speaker 2: pedophile dead now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a big cover up a lot of
Speaker 1: top executives at the BBCNU and it was a scandal.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's insane, not good anyway to be our fucked airbnby.
Speaker 2: So we've had some issues here, haven't we deal. We
Speaker 2: arrived a couple of days ago. What is it Sunday?
Speaker 2: We arrived on Friday afternoon. Now we a nice area,
Speaker 2: beautiful area. Els Court's been lovely walking through this neighborhood.
Speaker 2: I've felt very safe.
Speaker 1: You know. There hasn't been any issue. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not a dodgy clamps on wheels? What is that like?
Speaker 1: Car wheels? Are they hair? Yeah? I haven't noticed.
Speaker 2: It's strange we walked down the road before this morning
Speaker 2: and there was maybe let's say, there's ten.
Speaker 1: Unpaid tickets and stuff. Yeah right, I mean if you're
Speaker 1: just trying to launder money, it's not really a problem. No,
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: It was steering the steering wheel, Yeah, it's like it
Speaker 3: seems like it's a protection thing.
Speaker 1: For the clamps their steering wheel. So no, get I
Speaker 1: don't know what does it look like? It's yellow yellow?
Speaker 3: One of them's like sort of maybe goes.
Speaker 1: The straight yellow thing. Yeah, yeah, it's that clamp. Well
Speaker 1: what else could it be? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've never seen this before. I have to have a
Speaker 2: look later this afternoon and take a photo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, scouted out.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this airbnb has been horrible. It's to be fair,
Speaker 2: it's not too bad. Like you said as you walked in,
Speaker 2: it's a bunko.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm tricked into a base. See, we don't get
Speaker 3: this in Australia. You guys don't do basement we don't
Speaker 3: do below ground housing.
Speaker 2: So this was a bit of a shock.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And obviously, like when you arrived Rufus, you walked to
Speaker 2: the black door that said thirty on it and it
Speaker 2: looked quite nice, and.
Speaker 3: That's where we were standing there.
Speaker 1: It's a useful row of terrifs houses.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then we're just a bit below it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Dylan arrived first. So deal's been traveling Europe and
Speaker 2: I only arrived a couple of days ago. So he
Speaker 2: got here first, and then he messaged me and said, oh,
Speaker 2: it's like really nice, bro. But he was just saying
Speaker 2: that because what was the reason.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to Because you'd just flown twenty twenty
Speaker 3: five hours, right, so obviously I didn't want to tell
Speaker 3: you about all the little faults that you were about
Speaker 3: to encounter before you got here. Yeah, I want it
Speaker 3: to be nice, you know what was I to find out?
Speaker 2: So the first negative was we walked in the house.
Speaker 2: Deal tried to set up his phone with the internet,
Speaker 2: and the internet's not working.
Speaker 1: Shout out Virgin, shout out reachhard bransaid. And there's dirty
Speaker 1: money grubbing cans. It's how he can afford to build rockets.
Speaker 3: See like, it just looks flimsy, and I guess it is, yes,
Speaker 3: and apparently getting fixed tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Well I'm yet to believe it because nothing has been
Speaker 2: done to fix it.
Speaker 3: Furniture is a bit hit and miss.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: I actually fell through the bed the other night. There
Speaker 2: were no nefarious activities happening. I literally just sat down and.
Speaker 1: A jestic wang. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, no involving there his bathrooms A little bit
Speaker 3: of a home job as well.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it is.
Speaker 2: And also the master bathroom, which is supposed to be
Speaker 2: you know, the best way. Yeah, it has some like
Speaker 2: chipped tiles and a small bit of tile lodged into
Speaker 2: the bottom of my foot on my fast was like a.
Speaker 3: Garage or something that was renovated. But they did it
Speaker 3: themselves and it's decent.
Speaker 2: But and like when you're looking at it here in
Speaker 2: the camera, it looks fine, like it seems like we're
Speaker 2: just being pricks. But yeah, I sat down on the
Speaker 2: couch and it cracked underneath me and like I'm not
Speaker 2: like the biggest guy.
Speaker 1: And it was reminiscent of my first year bed at UNI. Yes,
Speaker 1: at least which week three of the year. I was
Speaker 1: involved in some physical activities, yes, and.
Speaker 3: Then with the shades on or not as we was
Speaker 3: there and after thing I.
Speaker 1: Put I put sunglasses on. After sex, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: involved in a bit of rough and tumble in the
Speaker 1: sheets with you know, a girl I never saw again,
Speaker 1: and that's the way of the beast. But afterwards it
Speaker 1: was just a big sort of in the middle of
Speaker 1: a particularly sort of vivacious thrust, there was a big
Speaker 1: just praying and I'm basically lying in that bed for
Speaker 1: the rest of the year. I just felt like a
Speaker 1: hot dog wrapped on it. It just bent in the
Speaker 1: middle like that. And for some reason, I never bothered
Speaker 1: to get it fixed.
Speaker 3: That was just you were set for the year.
Speaker 1: It was just it was just like that for the
Speaker 1: rest of the year. And then the shades on after
Speaker 1: you have sex. This is something you do regularly.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the first time you popped the shades on.
Speaker 1: I think it was a gradual thing, you know, like
Speaker 1: if you were to have a bit of heroin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I didn't really know what it feels like because
Speaker 1: I haven't not already done any much heroin. But if
Speaker 1: you just yeah, I feel like it would be a
Speaker 1: bit Moorish, you know what I mean. So, like, I
Speaker 1: discovered sort of sunglasses after years of not wearing them
Speaker 1: once and I was like wow. But originally I was
Speaker 1: just using them for intended use in the sun, and
Speaker 1: then I realized, wow, there's really nothing against so you
Speaker 1: can wear sunglasses anywhere. And I decided to wear them
Speaker 1: indoors and that's just a gateway drug to wearing them
Speaker 1: at all times, which I don't know. Yeah, people assume
Speaker 1: you're a cock if you do that, but there's just
Speaker 1: something about it. There's something about feel mysterious. Well I
Speaker 1: feel that right now? Yeah, sense it? Right? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: that just progressed into basically, at all times when it
Speaker 1: wouldn't be inconvenient to wear them, I want to have
Speaker 1: them on. So and there's nothing like the one two
Speaker 1: punch of you know, a big climax and then sort
Speaker 1: of off the back of that whacking on the shades,
Speaker 1: feeling like, you know, the number one badest motherfucker number one.
Speaker 3: Is it received well generally or no?
Speaker 1: Mixed opinions? Well, I don't know why girls think that's weird.
Speaker 1: Do you guys have any insight on that, because.
Speaker 3: To me, well, I've never done it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Let's say you guys have girlfriends, right yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Let's say just finished a sort of sweaty session with
Speaker 1: the misses and then she whacks those on. How are
Speaker 1: you feeling inferior? But I would be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: hell what I feel?
Speaker 2: Actually now I kind of want to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I'll give it a go. We'll try it later, yeah,
Speaker 1: and let you know, yeah.
Speaker 3: Have you ever had a girl do it? Has she
Speaker 3: ever matched the energy and gone?
Speaker 1: Fuck? Yeah? Yeah? So a bit of a fling with
Speaker 1: a foreigner. Once what nation? Actually, what continent? Are you
Speaker 1: going to get? All the countries and the well, I
Speaker 1: just want to know what continent Europe? She was European? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it doesn't help theomen. We can guess all of them
Speaker 1: if you want. Was she Spanish? Norwegian?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Italian? Is this the right areas and more obscure? You've
Speaker 1: guessed all over Europe? She's Scandinavian? Yes, yes, yeah, and
Speaker 1: yeah I would, I would whack them on after that.
Speaker 1: And she was the first girl I've sort of ever
Speaker 1: found who was okay with that, and it sort of
Speaker 1: opened my eyes. Wow, there are really girls for me
Speaker 1: out there, you know.
Speaker 3: And he's still seeing this girl in any way.
Speaker 1: No, no, she absoletely broke my heart and got away
Speaker 1: from How did the break up up? And if you
Speaker 1: don't mind us asking, it wasn't a proper breakup. It
Speaker 1: was more of a realization on my part that I
Speaker 1: wasn't going to get what I wanted out of the relationship,
Speaker 1: if we're being truthfully, really really honest. So you know,
Speaker 1: it was ended via sort of phone call. She is
Speaker 1: not as invested in it as I was. You know,
Speaker 1: I fell deeply in love. I had a history of
Speaker 1: majorly falling in love between first and second dates. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I was just you know, I was
Speaker 1: just young and you know, sort of carefree.
Speaker 3: And you always thought they were the one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I had definitely had that feeling like three or
Speaker 1: four times before I grew up and faced the real
Speaker 1: world for the first time. And this was one of
Speaker 1: those occasions. I realized, you know, I was absolutely love
Speaker 1: with her, realized she wasn't quite as invested as I
Speaker 1: was anyway, and then, you know, I was absolutely miserable
Speaker 1: for a few days. And then my dad said let's
Speaker 1: go to the pub, and then after that I felt
Speaker 1: a whole lot better all of a sudden. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: I felt like maybe I didn't care as much as
Speaker 1: I thought I did, because we honestly, we went the pub.
Speaker 1: We had a couple of pints, pack of peanuts, and
Speaker 1: I know, he just chatted some sense. And then I
Speaker 1: saw my mates and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: There's there's more to life than this. It was honestly
Speaker 1: a beautiful story.
Speaker 3: You'll follow this year in any way. Do you know
Speaker 3: what she's doing with it?
Speaker 1: A life? What's going on. I'm not the sort of
Speaker 1: person who would ever text their X again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know there are people, you know, some people have
Speaker 1: only again off again relationships and getting out. There's no
Speaker 1: way I could ever do that because then I'm just
Speaker 1: admissing that I was wrong.
Speaker 3: That's the worst Thinglet cartlet that you're going again.
Speaker 1: It's That's the thing I don't believe in, is getting
Speaker 1: back with your ex. It's like right person, wrong time.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in that either, because I think if
Speaker 1: they're really the right person, there isn't a wrong time
Speaker 1: and they're just fundamentally whereas some people like you know,
Speaker 1: I just wasn't really you know, I wasn't in that place,
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm not in the well if they
Speaker 1: were the right person, you would be in the fucking place. Yes.
Speaker 1: So yeah, one of those one of those things. But
Speaker 1: now I'm I'm, you know, slightly more realistic when it
Speaker 1: comes to dating and I try not to fall massively
Speaker 1: in love.
Speaker 3: And as you're telling us, you have a list, yeah
Speaker 3: of dos and don'ts or is it just.
Speaker 1: Don't it's a criteria list. Yeah, basically some pointers that
Speaker 1: sort of outline the sort of girl, I'm looking for
Speaker 1: to remind me as well. These are some things that
Speaker 1: you know are pretty much required I think for us
Speaker 1: to you know, get along for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: Are these actually in your notes? Yeah? Here it is.
Speaker 3: Oh bro, that's a long list.
Speaker 1: There's a few things on it. Yeah. Well, anytime I
Speaker 1: think of something, you gets added, so it just builds
Speaker 1: up over time from the beginning.
Speaker 2: Man, And how would you describe the list if it
Speaker 2: was like if you had a title for the.
Speaker 1: List requirements for a girlfriend by rufus Rice. I love it. Yeah, cool,
Speaker 1: let's go first one. And this was on the back
Speaker 1: off the back of that sort of situationship doesn't have
Speaker 1: mental health problems, It's number one, okay, just because you
Speaker 1: know I'm not a mental health denier. Yes, you know,
Speaker 1: but I am emotionally unequipped to deal with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is fair enough. Which, like, it's fine if you've
Speaker 1: got you know, if you've got anxiety, you got to pression,
Speaker 1: you know you have it, but I can't help you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're saying you don't have the skill set to
Speaker 3: accommodate that in your life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's like, no, I can't say it is
Speaker 1: not obsessed, It says with Taylor Swift here, but I
Speaker 1: really mean with anything, Okay, like anyone who's a fan
Speaker 1: of that something to that extent, like it's going to
Speaker 1: come between us.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's fair Swift.
Speaker 1: These are a great example because they're obviously very mental.
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of Swifties would skip our
Speaker 1: wedding to go to a constant.
Speaker 3: No, I'd no doubt at all if there are three
Speaker 3: concert tickets on the line, that wedding's off.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But even if you're you know, even if she's like,
Speaker 1: you know, sort of really nerdy and she always wants
Speaker 1: me to dress up as Darth Vader in the bedroom
Speaker 1: and like something that keeps coming up and I can't
Speaker 1: get rid of, Like, you know, it's one of those
Speaker 1: things going to take it all. I don't have an
Speaker 1: obsessive personality really, Yeah, I'm not really that into anything. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, next one doesn't smoke weed as a habit
Speaker 1: like some people that's their main hobby. Yep. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: all their friends are also.
Speaker 3: You don't want to be in that environment of every
Speaker 3: day having.
Speaker 1: To well, I could never date a drug addict. And
Speaker 1: it also says on this list it's not vapor smoke.
Speaker 1: But I I think my main I don't like have
Speaker 1: any moral sort of problems with it.
Speaker 3: It's just you don't want that to be the default
Speaker 3: action in your life.
Speaker 1: I'm just worried about getting into it myself. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: if I started dating a meth head someday, like I'm
Speaker 1: going to have I'm going to come back absolutely knacking
Speaker 1: and she's like, do you want a bit of meth?
Speaker 1: It will really sort you out now, And I'm going
Speaker 1: to go get give me a bit better than a coffee,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah. I've heard very productive on myth like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the difference between that and other drugs is it doesn't
Speaker 1: you can actually work whilst on it, oh yeah, whereas
Speaker 1: heroin obviously you're pretty knocked out, so it'd be hard
Speaker 1: to sort of do emails, et cetera.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've worked with a few myth heads
Speaker 2: in the past, probably right, Yeah, great workers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, productive work.
Speaker 3: Motivated, Yeah, and they're working for something then they're always Yeah.
Speaker 1: That must be crazy, like coming home after break, laying
Speaker 1: for eight hours and then just having some meth.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but I think it keeps them motivated at
Speaker 3: least they have a goal.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're ultimate employee. Yeah, because they're chasing the money.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: M hmm. Next one atheist and this ties into the
Speaker 1: next one, which doesn't believe in astrology or crystals. Just
Speaker 1: get all that stuff out of here, man, I can't.
Speaker 1: A lot of girls are really into that sort of yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I just can't. I can't sit there and listen
Speaker 1: to it. I will get I will get upset, and
Speaker 1: I will think less of you as a person if
Speaker 1: you're into that, because it's objectively and very provably, verifiably
Speaker 1: just false. So Jamo is giving me a smile like
Speaker 1: your girlfriend's into that? No she's not. Actually okay, good,
Speaker 1: you give me like a knowing smile like this a lot. No,
Speaker 1: I just like I just know people who are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it would that would drill down into my skull.
Speaker 1: Next one doesn't keep her phone on full brightness at
Speaker 1: all times. Yeah, no, it creeps me out.
Speaker 2: Yeah No, I'm very adjusted quite often.
Speaker 1: Yeah customers, frequent adjuster. Yep.
Speaker 2: So like, for example, in bed at night, it has
Speaker 2: to be somewhat low because I don't want to hurt
Speaker 2: my eyes.
Speaker 1: I've got nightmode true tone and then a third of brightness.
Speaker 1: So this is really so you've got it. I don't
Speaker 1: trust people who keep their phone on full brightness all
Speaker 1: the time, and.
Speaker 2: I think it drains the battery as well a little
Speaker 2: bit more quicker as well.
Speaker 1: Probably, I just don't think there's I don't think there's
Speaker 1: any need for that. That's not a wise allocation of resources.
Speaker 1: And you're you're clearly like, you're so lazy you can't
Speaker 1: even adjust the brightness, so you've decided to permanently damage
Speaker 1: your own rest. Now that's one thing my girlfriend does.
Speaker 1: Girls it's girls love doing this for some reason. Another
Speaker 1: phone based one is you know the nails that girls have,
Speaker 1: they go tap tap. I can't that noise for something?
Speaker 3: You don't like the noise of it? No, no, no,
Speaker 3: are you intolerant to like? Do you find noises annoy
Speaker 3: you a lot?
Speaker 1: In general?
Speaker 3: Those sort of I don't know.
Speaker 1: The builders like that. The fucking builders annoyed me a lot.
Speaker 1: But yeah, not like that bad. But you know, crying
Speaker 1: baby in an enclosed space really just gets to you.
Speaker 1: We've had a few of.
Speaker 3: Those, and I just I don't understand why. I get there.
Speaker 3: Probably is necessary reasons to travel with your children on
Speaker 3: a plane and if you have to, you have to.
Speaker 3: But it's just infuriating and I don't get like I've
Speaker 3: been on the plane. Luckily in Europe they're all short flights,
Speaker 3: but still, like, I don't get how the baby can
Speaker 3: cry for an hour and a half so much like
Speaker 3: it sounds like it's dying, Like has it not been
Speaker 3: tired out? Did the parents not have any solutions here?
Speaker 3: I don't understand that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a bit like I got with this girl.
Speaker 1: She was like dog sitting yep, yep. And I don't
Speaker 1: like dogs. I do not like pets at all. I
Speaker 1: think that this is my most unpopular opinion. But I
Speaker 1: regularly I have to get out of the way on
Speaker 1: first dates because a lot of people it's a deal breaker.
Speaker 3: I used to be like that. I used to not
Speaker 3: like pets at all. I'm moved towards more of the
Speaker 3: middle as I've gotten a bit older. I don't mind
Speaker 3: that take to me.
Speaker 1: I think that's for bad people, because a dog is
Speaker 1: Pets in general are just dumb, right, They don't operate
Speaker 1: like humans. They will still love you even if you're
Speaker 1: a ship person, because they don't know otherwise. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just because they're like, this guy gives me food, so
Speaker 1: I like him. Yeah, yeah, and I don't. I have
Speaker 1: no need my I have a loving family, so I
Speaker 1: have no need for any additional sort of unconditional love
Speaker 1: in my life. So I wouldn't be getting much from
Speaker 1: the dog. And what I'm doing is sort of allowing
Speaker 1: an extremely unhygienic animal into my house. I have to
Speaker 1: spend a lot of money and a lot of time,
Speaker 1: so much admin on that sort of thing. It's quite annoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a very logical way of thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe like brutally logic, geological. Yeah, it just it
Speaker 1: just doesn't work for me. Like this girl had this dog,
Speaker 1: right and the whole time that you know, I'm taking
Speaker 1: that one way train to Poundtown. Yeah, this thing is
Speaker 1: just scratching at the door, like going like little sort
Speaker 1: of sad, sad little Oh.
Speaker 2: It makes you feel like you're doing something wrong in that.
Speaker 1: And like now it's her dog, so obviously she's going
Speaker 1: to feel bad that I'm not going there. It's really
Speaker 1: hard to focus on the rhythm here.
Speaker 3: Mood killer, isn't it a.
Speaker 1: Serious vibe killer? I just had to sort of style
Speaker 1: it out like power through Do you know that sort
Speaker 1: of thing?
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, when you when you brought it up, I
Speaker 2: actually thought that you were going to say that it
Speaker 2: was like I sort of sketching the feed or something,
Speaker 2: or I was going.
Speaker 1: To like looking in your balls or something like that.
Speaker 1: So we allowed it back in afterwards, and it started
Speaker 1: like properly getting into my boxers. Yeah, it was like
Speaker 1: it was it was sniffing around there, licking that sort
Speaker 1: of like my boxes were a bit wet. Yeah, after
Speaker 1: it grabbed them off the floor and was just like
Speaker 1: like that, I'm not sure what what the dog's into.
Speaker 1: I know they like sniffing each other's sort of bits
Speaker 1: like that. I guess you're trying to bond with me.
Speaker 1: What is that about, though, Like do we know the
Speaker 1: act that's a bonding thing? Is it scientific reasons? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So they smell each other's balls as a kind of
Speaker 1: sort of as a social norm. It's sort of like
Speaker 1: shaking hands. It was interesting if you're getting the measure
Speaker 1: of someone. Imagine if we brought.
Speaker 2: That into our society as humans sniff everyone's ass and
Speaker 2: stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I'm not toad against it. I'm not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, there's obviously exceptions as well, Like you wouldn't
Speaker 2: want to sniff everyone's ass.
Speaker 1: Would you? Well? I, well, actually, yeah, you're right, because
Speaker 1: if I had to sniff everyone's ass, like on average,
Speaker 1: I'm not getting enough out of that. No, No, Like,
Speaker 1: there are some really people you would really love to
Speaker 1: sniff their ass. But I'm thinking if there's a lineup
Speaker 1: of one hundred people, if the builders are around, m
Speaker 1: yeah's interact with them a lot recently. Oh okay, why
Speaker 1: is this? Well, just having work done on the house.
Speaker 1: But if I had to sniff all of their asses
Speaker 1: every single time? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you have a favorite though? One of the favorite
Speaker 2: builders that you might Edward? Where's he from?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Actually he's definitely ethnic for sure, hence
Speaker 1: the name. Yes, how do you.
Speaker 2: Reckon he would smell and I'm not talking armpits, I'm
Speaker 2: talking asshole. Do you reckon it all smells the same?
Speaker 2: Or are there different variations of.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's definitely variations. Ye, Mine differs day to day.
Speaker 1: Next one skis well enough that I won't have to
Speaker 1: wait for them at the bottom of runs a big see.
Speaker 3: I've never skied or snow Yeah, but I guess we
Speaker 3: don't really something that's.
Speaker 1: Really Yeah, So my top three feelings in life sex third,
Speaker 1: skiing is number two, and then performing live is number one.
Speaker 1: Those are the three best feelings. But yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's like not even close. If I think if I
Speaker 1: could keep like perfect skiing conditions, like perfect ski morning
Speaker 1: or unreal shag, I'm taking skiing every time.
Speaker 3: Is it that good skiing not snowboarding?
Speaker 1: Or do you mean bu skiing? Okay, well, it runs
Speaker 1: in the family. So if my parents' business, that's what
Speaker 1: they do, they sell skiing holidays. We've gone a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm a qualified instructor. It's a big part of it.
Speaker 1: Where's a good spot In terms of terrain, Canada is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: The best snow in the world is in Japan. So dry,
Speaker 1: there's a lot, there's so much of it. But they
Speaker 1: have tiny little mountains, right, not big enough for you. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean you can ski them, but okay, it's not dangerous,
Speaker 1: it's not month blancing. And then the Alps are just
Speaker 1: like the ideal place to go for a holiday from
Speaker 1: here because they're so close. They're nice, nice, huge mountains
Speaker 1: and everywhere it's got it's got its own sort of
Speaker 1: ideal ideal conditions. But the good thing about the Alps
Speaker 1: is they are populated by schalet girls, which is like basically,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to describe one sum it up here, like
Speaker 1: the ideal shalet girl. You know. They're well off, mildly
Speaker 1: rah girls with prep pres a mange subscriptions, and their
Speaker 1: dad has a range rover and they go to x
Speaker 1: t Uni, probably going to get a two to one
Speaker 1: in English, and then on holiday maybe they'll do a
Speaker 1: gap here, you know, working for a family in a chalet,
Speaker 1: and then they go to Follow Deuce. Have you guys
Speaker 1: heard about Follow Deuce. It's a chain of basically on
Speaker 1: mountain bars slash turn into sort of clubby things, but
Speaker 1: they're on the slope, so you go up there. It
Speaker 1: opens at two o'clock. There you've got. It's the highest
Speaker 1: number of sort of objective people who are objectively wankers
Speaker 1: find anywhere, just like absolutely massive tories spraying sort of
Speaker 1: champagne everywhere with no regard for the cost of living,
Speaker 1: crisis whatsoever. That doesn't exist out there. It's all smoke,
Speaker 1: salmon and champagne. And then yeah, I listen to some
Speaker 1: pounding techno, drop a bit of game on some some
Speaker 1: hot blondes and ski down with them afterwards. Is the
Speaker 1: lifestyle that was after a wonderful morning of skiing. So
Speaker 1: that's my perfect day there. Yeah, I just summed up
Speaker 1: for you. But yeah, she's got to be able to ski,
Speaker 1: because I'm not. We're going to We're inevitably going to
Speaker 1: be going on a skiing holiday and I'm impatient.
Speaker 3: As a teacher, I was going to say, would you
Speaker 3: be willing to teach? But you just said you're impatient?
Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean it could be a natural ability
Speaker 3: that you know, quicker.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give up my holiday on the
Speaker 1: bunny slopes, you know, even if she is the love
Speaker 1: of my life, Like, that's valuable skiing time for me,
Speaker 1: and as we've established, that's the second best feeling in
Speaker 1: the world. So yeah, next one goes to the gym
Speaker 1: but doesn't make it their whole personality. Ye, So how
Speaker 1: many days a week do you think that? I think
Speaker 1: it's like I go three times a week, but I don't, like,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to get the gains I saw. I
Speaker 1: saw that little uh did a little he did a
Speaker 1: quick like his eyes just flicked my guns and back,
Speaker 1: so he's trying to trying to size up the biceps.
Speaker 1: I saw that, and you were like, this guy, this
Speaker 1: guy's lying. He doesn't go and more of a more
Speaker 1: of a cardio guy in the gym. Next up doesn't
Speaker 1: have a tattoo. Okay, A lot of people against that
Speaker 1: one as well. I don't know, I just not for me.
Speaker 1: There's there's a look, isn't it like a girl. A
Speaker 1: lot of girls have like little ones, which I think
Speaker 1: they think makes them stand out, but I think actually
Speaker 1: makes them look more like everybody else because everyone has those.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Next up, shaves are arm.
Speaker 3: Like that's a mask for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. Will not expect me to pay for everything.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to pay for stuff, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to have a transactional relief. And I think that's ok because,
Speaker 1: like I go on dates with a lot a lot
Speaker 1: of girls my age is still at university. You know,
Speaker 1: they're on the student loan and.
Speaker 3: You want so you want it to be a bit
Speaker 3: more even, Well, I feel bad, I like seventy thirty split.
Speaker 1: No, well, I feel bad making them pay for stuff
Speaker 1: because I have a job, so I'm actually earning money
Speaker 1: and they're still like they're on a government loan, you know,
Speaker 1: and I'm not making you gatur drinks or whatever, but
Speaker 1: I'm not paying for everything. That's just like being a
Speaker 1: sugar daddy. Then you don't want that. Then I feel
Speaker 1: like we haven't got a legitimate sort of relationship. Next
Speaker 1: one doesn't want to be on my social media because
Speaker 1: like I've you know, I met a few girls who
Speaker 1: are too much of a fan, okay, and they like
Speaker 1: the idea of sort of being with you more than
Speaker 1: the reality because they think, oh, he's such a funny guy.
Speaker 1: You know, he's probably all the time. We're going to
Speaker 1: have like a crazy life. We're going to be doing
Speaker 1: all this sort of stuff. And I'm literally sitting at
Speaker 1: home watching Antiques Roadshow for like seven hours whilst desperately
Speaker 1: trying to come up with more song ideas, and like
Speaker 1: that's the reality of that's the reality of what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: This sucks will get her cheps out on European beaches.
Speaker 1: I just think it's fun. Yeah, and you've got to
Speaker 1: be up for a bit of fun. That's being adventurous.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that and like there's there's no feeling
Speaker 1: like going to European beach and being like wow, just
Speaker 1: well it's common. Yeah, yeah, it is common, and it's
Speaker 1: it makes or breaks the holiday sort of. You know,
Speaker 1: the quality of tissage. You'll see none in the UK.
Speaker 1: In it is more of an older person thing, so
Speaker 1: like it's mostly grannies in the UK. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: in Europe, like it's an older generation thing, so those
Speaker 1: people who used to be MILFs are now sort of
Speaker 1: getting a bit past their prime. Whereas like if you
Speaker 1: went on to a French beach twenty years ago, like
Speaker 1: that would be absolutely world class. We cycled in Austria,
Speaker 1: took a bit of a wrong turning in Vienna and
Speaker 1: cycled through a nudist camp, which is like so many
Speaker 1: more new people than you imagine, like imagine a lot
Speaker 1: of new people, likere than twice as many as that,
Speaker 1: and the amount of cops. I just look dead in
Speaker 1: the eye, like old man Willy, like droopy, floppy limp unimpressive.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. I don't feel like there's any hot
Speaker 1: nudists or a dying breed, but you will see them
Speaker 1: the case.
Speaker 3: It's an older person thing. Even I've been in Barcelona
Speaker 3: for a fair bit before and at their main beach,
Speaker 3: there is a little section where it is just all
Speaker 3: the old people, but they're fully naked, and they'll even
Speaker 3: go to the showers and just shower there after the
Speaker 3: like fully naked, and it's just it's very interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 3: very confident people.
Speaker 1: I guess so, or like you know, they're stuck in
Speaker 1: the past. I don't know, well, or maybe you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like once you get to that age, you've
Speaker 1: had such a lot of life experience, you've really just
Speaker 1: sort of done everything. So maybe just to get your
Speaker 1: clothes off at a normal beach, you know, just a
Speaker 1: bit of a thrill. Yeah, it's it's like there's a
Speaker 1: great quote from someone that I can't remember, but like,
Speaker 1: marriages would last a lot longer if if there were
Speaker 1: everyone had a few more holes, just because you know,
Speaker 1: it gets tedious, it gets tiring. You've got to sort
Speaker 1: of spice it up. And if some if if every
Speaker 1: girl had like sort of a second ass, maybe that's
Speaker 1: another sort of five years of fun. We'll never know, right,
Speaker 1: We'll never know, but you yeah knows what the shangan
Speaker 1: area is. Okay, this is like a barometer for sort
Speaker 1: of intelligence, and it became a running joke in our
Speaker 1: family that I wouldn't date anyone who didn't know what
Speaker 1: the Shangan area was. Well, I don't even know.
Speaker 3: It's like the visas for us.
Speaker 1: It's it's not the UK, it's not the UK. It's
Speaker 1: the area of mainland Europe where there's no border control,
Speaker 1: so you can just walk from one country to another.
Speaker 1: It's about twenty two countries.
Speaker 3: We can do like three months there. Yeah, then we
Speaker 3: have to leave, but we can come here next six months.
Speaker 1: But if she doesn't know what that is, that's a
Speaker 1: bit of a turn off. So yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1: Those are Those are the highlights. There's alviously there's other
Speaker 1: stuff like no surgery, no fake tan. Have you ever
Speaker 1: found anyone that's close to this? Yeah, there's loads. They
Speaker 1: all live in the same place though, which is West London, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so there's a whole genre, there's a whole genre of girls.
Speaker 3: Is in West London?
Speaker 2: Is this West London?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like they're not far from here, Okay, I mean
Speaker 1: this is more of a sort of family area, but
Speaker 1: there are places where young people, young people live, you know,
Speaker 1: South and West London, and that's why you know, I'm
Speaker 1: looking for property in those areas. Yeah, so so hopefully
Speaker 1: sort of line out. Yeah. I have to say I
Speaker 1: went to Stockholm a couple of months ago, and there
Speaker 1: are a lot of girls sort of fitting this profile.
Speaker 1: Obviously I didn't sort of get to the bottom there, psyche,
Speaker 1: but it looks looks wise they were fitting the bill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's so we're looking at Sweden and West London.
Speaker 2: Are the scouting networks set.
Speaker 1: Up at the moment. I know that sound that sounds
Speaker 1: a bit sort of air and I'm trying it's not.
Speaker 1: I promise here that there was nothing ethnic about any
Speaker 1: of that. Yeah. Yeah, they just happened to be there.
Speaker 1: It just yeah, yeah, it happened to fit your looks
Speaker 1: description too, well, there was I didn't well, you know,
Speaker 1: I like fate blonde. We've got a lot of them,
Speaker 1: and you know they wear white air forces and jeans
Speaker 1: and nor Phase puffers and I like that. And they've
Speaker 1: got nothing better in your own generational wealth and I'd
Speaker 1: like some of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, myself, we're talking about this is a bit of
Speaker 2: a shit segue, but we're talking about the high that
Speaker 2: you can get from certain things a bit earlier, and
Speaker 2: we're talking about you know, a bit of a bit
Speaker 2: of heroin, right, Yeah, you know that might be awesome,
Speaker 2: but there are repercussions that come with it. So my
Speaker 2: question to you is, if there were no repercussions to
Speaker 2: do any illicit substance, what would you want to do? So,
Speaker 2: for example, you can do heroin, you can have the high,
Speaker 2: and then once the high is done, you're feeling one
Speaker 2: hundred percent again and there's no health issues.
Speaker 1: Do you know about crocodile?
Speaker 2: I think I have heard about it, but I don't
Speaker 2: have it out about this now.
Speaker 1: Crocodile is basically a lot of people in Russia can't
Speaker 1: forward heroin, so it's a cheaper formulation Russian street heroin.
Speaker 1: That's and it's called crocodile crocodile because crocodile is Russian
Speaker 1: for crocodile. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, just in case you
Speaker 1: guys needed that translation. And the reason it is called
Speaker 1: that is because it makes your skin scaly, so like
Speaker 1: it makes your skin dry up and sort of look
Speaker 1: like it's a reptile, and then over time it eats
Speaker 1: away at your flesh and you die of sort of
Speaker 1: like sepsis or gangreen or something. And they can't get
Speaker 1: enough of it and how good must it be for
Speaker 1: that to be the consequence and people still do it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you see you're flesh rotting and you go,
Speaker 4: I want to know what's going on there, and like
Speaker 4: I wasn't expecting that. But yeah, also also Genkam as well.
Speaker 4: Definitely love a bit of jenk which is a Zimbabwean
Speaker 4: street drug. You can actually make it yourself at home
Speaker 4: with one hundred percent legal ingredients. That's actually that's it's
Speaker 4: actually so uncommon as a drug that it's not in
Speaker 4: any laws here, so I don't think it would be
Speaker 4: considered illegal. But how you make it is you ship
Speaker 4: and piss into a bottle and then you put a
Speaker 4: balloon over the top to keep the fumes in, and
Speaker 4: then you.
Speaker 1: Essentially sort of allow it to allow allow it to
Speaker 1: sit there for a while, and it's sort of what's
Speaker 1: the word, you know, it's sort of slowly, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: sort of slowly develops like a nice sort of you leave,
Speaker 1: you know, you leave some dough to prove and then
Speaker 1: you can bake it into bread.
Speaker 3: It's just like that, like a beef like beer in
Speaker 3: a way you leave it for wine.
Speaker 1: Ferment is exactly the bottle of wine. There you go.
Speaker 1: It's literally a fermentation process. That's what the piss does
Speaker 1: to the pooh, fermentation of feces. Yeah, and then basically
Speaker 1: the bottle fills up with fumes and then after a
Speaker 1: month or so, so you probably want to leave it,
Speaker 1: you know, in a cupboard and just that you don't
Speaker 1: need to use very often, and then you huff the
Speaker 1: fumes for a high.
Speaker 2: I might skip that one, yeah, saying that's not at
Speaker 2: the top of my list.
Speaker 1: How good must it be if they're literally smelling people.
Speaker 3: I think I'd much rather just smoke crack out of
Speaker 3: a pipe than that that one. To be fair, like,
Speaker 3: the process seems like it takes some time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a labor of love for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you would need like obviously, the first
Speaker 3: one takes some time to be ready. After that you'd
Speaker 3: have a steady batch. Yeah, keeping you're still gotta wait
Speaker 3: that first month, don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like TikTok a revenue, Like the first time.
Speaker 3: We wouldn't know anything about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. The first time, you're like, you can't wait
Speaker 1: that thirty days for the payment. You're counting down the days,
Speaker 1: and then you realize, oh, this is going to happen
Speaker 1: every thirty days now. This is crazy. Yeah, something I
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about.
Speaker 2: We're actually talking about this before you came with this,
Speaker 2: And it was Theeovon had Tommy leave from the Motley
Speaker 2: Crew on his podcast and you listen to this. I
Speaker 2: listened to the first bit, just run rufous through what happened.
Speaker 3: Just well, obviously you know Tommy Lee's from a rock
Speaker 3: band in the eighties when no cameras, no phones, and
Speaker 3: they were just trying to outdo each other, who could
Speaker 3: be the craziest, right, And he said, when they knew
Speaker 3: that they had a problem, when all four of them
Speaker 3: decided of the band members to go to rehab separately,
Speaker 3: but at the same time, was when they ran out
Speaker 3: a heroin and they thought, well, this is fuck, like,
Speaker 3: what are we going to shoot now? Bottle of Jack Daniels.
Speaker 3: So they shoot the Jack Daniels. Yeah, and he said,
Speaker 3: he said, after that started happening for a little bit,
Speaker 3: they thought maybe we do have a problem.
Speaker 1: It's funny it took like did that level they had
Speaker 1: to do all the heroin?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they've done all the heroin, all the cocaine, everything,
Speaker 3: and they're shooting alcohol and they've gone Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe, so there literally wasn't any heroin that in the
Speaker 1: area anywhere. I'm sure they could have access to all that.
Speaker 1: You know what annumber one drugs for kids is mister
Speaker 1: beasts merch right now, that's what they spend all their
Speaker 1: money on. Well yeah, right, And he had a problem
Speaker 1: with his merch because he'd bought every black T shirt
Speaker 1: available in the in the States, so he had to
Speaker 1: stop making merch. It's just like Tommy Lee had to
Speaker 1: stop doing heroin because he didn't have any Like he
Speaker 1: had to stop making merch because there wasn't any any
Speaker 1: T shirts the same ballfield, isn't it. Yeah? People crazy?
Speaker 1: What music do you listen to? I'm a musical snob,
Speaker 1: Like I'm a connoiseur. I think that my music taste
Speaker 1: means I'm smarter than other people. You know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm an insufferable person. Really by trying you would.
Speaker 3: Get along with wrong Triple J. That's the equivalent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rocknetta the guy who will get onto that. But basically, yeah,
Speaker 2: he listens to this one radio station in Australia only
Speaker 2: very and then it's a.
Speaker 3: Very particular station for Are you a snob in a way,
Speaker 3: like you like artists that no one else knows new
Speaker 3: up and coming?
Speaker 2: Is that or is it classical?
Speaker 1: No? I just I just mean, like I think I
Speaker 1: know what real music is. Yeah, yeah, and other people
Speaker 1: have no authority on that. It's like the thing that
Speaker 1: I have in my in my head. So to you
Speaker 1: what is real music? Like we can we can divide
Speaker 1: artists into categories, like someone like Ed Sheeran. If you
Speaker 1: listen to his music, that sounds like it's been focus grouped,
Speaker 1: Like they played a song and then they asked everyone,
Speaker 1: do you like this? And they're trying to get as
Speaker 1: many people to put their hands up as possible, Like
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like a real sort of artistic expression
Speaker 1: from a real person.
Speaker 2: What about Ed Sheeran before all the fame and when
Speaker 2: he was coming up, because I feel like that was
Speaker 2: a bit different.
Speaker 1: Well there was a lot you know that was a
Speaker 1: bit different because he sort of what he did I
Speaker 1: think to make true art. And we're getting serious now.
Speaker 1: I know this is supposed to be a funny podcast,
Speaker 1: but I do have genuine points. To make art, what
Speaker 1: you need to do is either perfect something or innovate
Speaker 1: it and that's real art. So so like what Ed
Speaker 1: Sheeran did was innovate there, Yeah, because he brought you know,
Speaker 1: the white boy acoustic guitar to some hip hop elements
Speaker 1: in the beginning, and you know, he made the song,
Speaker 1: so he was an innovator there. But now he doesn't
Speaker 1: innovate anything. He makes music that sounds like loads of
Speaker 1: music we've already heard, so it's not art anymore. It's
Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift. I would argue that her music actually
Speaker 1: is art, even though I don't like it, because she's perfected,
Speaker 1: you know, she's she makes these sort of songs, which,
Speaker 1: in that type of song is per perfection.
Speaker 3: But do you think they're also catering towards a focus group?
Speaker 1: It's the same sort of No, Honestly, I honestly don't
Speaker 1: think she is. I just think she has like massively
Speaker 1: wise pedapeal. Like I think if you were catering towards
Speaker 1: a focus group, you wouldn't put out the album she
Speaker 1: just put out because I think it's fundamentally quite like
Speaker 1: self servicing and all about her. So it's it's not
Speaker 1: really like that. But I was just like Maroon five, like,
Speaker 1: don't make real music, but you know, and it's not
Speaker 1: really about how popular you are either. It's just sort
Speaker 1: of about are you actively sort of developing music as
Speaker 1: an art form or are you not.
Speaker 2: Do you think it's a shame that there are a
Speaker 2: lot of people who they might have perfected what they're
Speaker 2: good at or what they like, but they'll never get
Speaker 2: the exposure that some of the other people do, or
Speaker 2: do you think it always comes like creame risers to
Speaker 2: the top.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a brilliant system. So I went
Speaker 1: to music college, and I met plenty of extremely talented
Speaker 1: and enthusiastic people who are all about it, who will
Speaker 1: unfortunately never get discovered because that's the luck of the
Speaker 1: draw a secretly, Oh I'm not so secret anymore, but
Speaker 1: I just want to be a rock star, you know,
Speaker 1: And I wanted to be a rock star that back then.
Speaker 1: That's why I wanted to get to music college. And
Speaker 1: what I sort of realized is artists, in general, arty
Speaker 1: people are not good at social media or promotion because
Speaker 1: that's not that their skill set really, you know, so
Speaker 1: and obviously that's you can't get discovered in the romantic way,
Speaker 1: the old way, where you know, you'd be playing in
Speaker 1: a pub and then a bunch of record executives would
Speaker 1: just be sitting there back when there was like twenty bands. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: They artists still think that that's going to happen, yeah,
Speaker 1: which obviously it isn't because artists are just discovered through
Speaker 1: an algorithm now which sees are you getting a few
Speaker 1: players and then they will just software will just pick
Speaker 1: you up, and then people latch onto you like that,
Speaker 1: so they'll they'll never get anywhere, and they are extremely
Speaker 1: talented and there's a lot of luck involved. It's different
Speaker 1: from comedy, where I think you have to be like
Speaker 1: the people who are genuinely the most funny and the
Speaker 1: most talented rights to the top in comedy because it's
Speaker 1: you know, I think it's a much better system, whereas
Speaker 1: music's a bit more subjective. Definitely, What are some of
Speaker 1: the genres you listen to? Like? Is your music palette
Speaker 1: quite wide, so, like you listen to a lot of
Speaker 1: different Yeah, but there's a lot of music that I
Speaker 1: will absolutely not listen to, such as like I don't
Speaker 1: like jazz, like any of it, and I don't like
Speaker 1: metal any of it. I don't like punk, I don't
Speaker 1: like reggae. I don't like scar, I don't like R
Speaker 1: and B soul or funk, and I just and I
Speaker 1: don't know why, but it's just not just not doesn't
Speaker 1: speak to me. And I don't like experimental music. Experimental
Speaker 1: music can get fucked. I get that you're, you know,
Speaker 1: trying to get out there and do something different. It's
Speaker 1: like you read those old lists of like top ten
Speaker 1: albums of the eighties, but they tried to be artie
Speaker 1: and they picked some weird indie shit. Yeah, and it's like, objectively,
Speaker 1: I guess you've advanced the medium forward. So I guess
Speaker 1: by my own logic it probably is arts. But that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's great to listen to. Yeah. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: experimental music can get fucked. I hate all that stuff,
Speaker 1: you know, just trying to be trying to be weird,
Speaker 1: like BYORP songs and you're like sort of getting into
Speaker 1: one and then she starts like screaming for two minutes. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just make normal music that people can enjoy doing. Well,
Speaker 1: what was the music that you enjoyed playing? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was so. Fortunately, my early childhood was spent in the
Speaker 1: two thousands, which was like it was basically the golden
Speaker 1: age of sort of white boy alternative rock, which you know, Coldplay,
Speaker 1: Keen Snow, Patrol, Kings of Leon, You're coming off the back,
Speaker 1: Oasis is still kicking around. So that was the music
Speaker 1: I was raised on, A big fan of the Beatles.
Speaker 1: We had all the CDs in the car, so all
Speaker 1: of that. And that's still like the music that I
Speaker 1: consider the best, which it's a very basic, but I'll
Speaker 1: defend it to the end of time. Now I'm a
Speaker 1: big Lana Delray guy. Yeah, she's very She's my number
Speaker 1: one artist by far. Now I can't get enough of it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. And I know this
Speaker 1: sounds a bit obsessive. Oh yeah, I mean Lana del
Speaker 1: Rey is. Yeah, I'm obsessed with it. Yeah, not to
Speaker 1: that extent though, Yes, I wouldn't miss my wedding to
Speaker 1: go to go to Lanta concert. Maybe not I think
Speaker 1: about it. Maybe not I think about it. But I
Speaker 1: know her music is sort of fraudulent, and I know
Speaker 1: she's an industry plant or she was like that, Like
Speaker 1: she's not. She's the image she paints in her music
Speaker 1: of like being a sort of free spirited, like all
Speaker 1: American kind of girl. Is I think it's sort of manufactured,
Speaker 1: but I but I eat it up. Yeah. It's like
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift acting like she's relatable, yeah, and yet being
Speaker 1: the most important person in the whole world, He's directly
Speaker 1: responsible for the most individual pollution, etc.
Speaker 3: But every girl for some reason, I think she's relatable. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's done. They've done great at portraying that image for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Lana del Ray is like the opposite. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not relatable. Actually, actually I'm different and I'm a
Speaker 1: star And I like that sort of narrative more. I
Speaker 1: like that now.
Speaker 2: I like Lana del Rey too, not to the same extent.
Speaker 2: Her music is cool and it is innovative in a way.
Speaker 2: I think the way that her music sounds is very
Speaker 2: particular to her.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, another other artists, you know make music like
Speaker 1: that now, which I think is an indicator that you've
Speaker 1: done something right, is you originated something. It's like Kanye
Speaker 1: who is probably the most innovative artists of a generation.
Speaker 1: There's no way you can deny that the music he's
Speaker 1: made is not just art, and like a way, it's
Speaker 1: in Heartbreak, the album that he made basically set the
Speaker 1: scene for.
Speaker 3: Now Kanye is my guy now we're talking. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: love him.
Speaker 1: He basically set the stage for all that sort of
Speaker 1: retro inspired rap that we have basically carried a carried
Speaker 1: a generation.
Speaker 3: His impact on culture in many ways is unmatched, particularly
Speaker 3: in the modern way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess you can say, like you
Speaker 1: can compare him to to other sort of artists, like
Speaker 1: if you compare him to Drake, Drake has without a doubt,
Speaker 1: commercially outperformed him and yeah, and carried carried a genre
Speaker 1: on his back for a decade plus. But I don't
Speaker 1: think of Drake ass like an artist in the same way.
Speaker 3: I think, No, I completely get where you're coming from.
Speaker 3: Yet it's just a different yeah, not a different genre.
Speaker 1: And I like both of them, musing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, very true, very true.
Speaker 2: Now let's get into something special. Now, we gave you
Speaker 2: a small task on the weekend. One of our best
Speaker 2: friends from back home, Josh Romanena, the Little Weasel. Obviously,
Speaker 2: a lot of people who listen to our show, they
Speaker 2: know the narrative around him, they know the facts, and
Speaker 2: they know what he is, what he's about, and how
Speaker 2: shit of a friend he can be. Now, obviously rufus
Speaker 2: on TikTok and Instagram. You release a lot of parody
Speaker 2: songs about various things. We love these things, and yeah,
Speaker 2: we asked you if you would be down to write
Speaker 2: something up for our Flognetter, our rog.
Speaker 1: So shout out to Rogna. I was saying a couple
Speaker 1: of paragraphs sort of detailing your varios, various sort of
Speaker 1: war crimes and things, and I've written this parody contribute
Speaker 1: to you. This, this is Hey they're rog Neta. We
Speaker 1: wondered what you were going to be, so you just
Speaker 1: got to sort of imagine the guitar bit's going. Now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can actually overlay it for the show you perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure it will line up perfectly. Yes, now
Speaker 1: I'll make it work. Get it in your head, the
Speaker 1: rhythm of hey they're Rognetta. Why do you always dog
Speaker 1: your mates? You're just a weasel with a pedo tash.
Speaker 1: I'd cast you in flushed away, you dirty rat. No
Speaker 1: one likes the Geelong Cats, you massive twat. Oh no, Rognetta,
Speaker 1: I've been hearing you're worried for the safe Where Gekim
Speaker 1: you're studying top of the class. Oh, where's my fucking
Speaker 1: invite to your Granny's gaff beachside. It was easy to
Speaker 1: decide it would be funny if you got circumcised. You
Speaker 1: got circumcised. That's incredible. Shout out to you, Roggie.
Speaker 2: He's actually he's a good person at heart.
Speaker 1: He's just a ship friend. Ye Why is he such
Speaker 1: a bad friend? But I guess, I guess he dogs
Speaker 1: you a lot.
Speaker 3: Because when he's in unimode, he's locked in.
Speaker 1: Is a new thing for me. I'm aware of sort
Speaker 1: of sport mode, leisure mode, but for him, UNI mode.
Speaker 2: Is whenever he's studying during the semesters locked he's locked in.
Speaker 2: He won't have time for his friends. He's just purely
Speaker 2: focused on the degree he's doing, which is physiotherapy.
Speaker 1: It's even very hard, well he thinks it is.
Speaker 2: He's making it hard. But yeah, so we don't ever
Speaker 2: get to see him during his unie.
Speaker 3: In the off season. He really comes to life exactly.
Speaker 3: He's fun with us, he.
Speaker 1: Will come out exactly.
Speaker 2: So he really is a good person who has goals,
Speaker 2: but he doesn't have time for friends. And we're very
Speaker 2: like friend oriented.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, just I just feel like like I
Speaker 1: went to UNI and like going out. It's one of
Speaker 1: the major aspects of that. Yeah, so I feel like
Speaker 1: he's just fundamentally misunderstood what the point of view is.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's bad. It's bad to drag him
Speaker 1: sort of study.
Speaker 3: Our unique culture is different, it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's one thing. Our unis are mainly just
Speaker 2: for study. There's no like everyone's going to go out
Speaker 2: from the Yeah, i'ven't heard Australia because no one moves
Speaker 2: for UNI really. Yeah, you just go to the one
Speaker 2: you live at home, fifteen minutes from your house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why it's the worst place for one night
Speaker 1: stand in the world Australia because to be keeping it
Speaker 1: quiet at the back of the end of the parents guarden. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Question, we've mentioned he loves Nando's. Are you big Nando's going?
Speaker 1: No, I think it's fast overrated because.
Speaker 3: One here Australia is one far better.
Speaker 1: Honestly, that doesn't surprise.
Speaker 2: Well. Yeah, we're open to trying different variants of things
Speaker 2: in each country. Yeah, right, and we've enjoyed We've heard
Speaker 2: a lot of I guess it was biased opinions from
Speaker 2: our UK listeners on Nando's, right, like portraying it as well.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of British think that Nando's is
Speaker 1: actually a British company, Yes, because it took off here
Speaker 1: in terms of like you know, western countries where you
Speaker 1: would have heard about this stuff, it took off here first,
Speaker 1: but they don't obviously. It's from South Africa originally, Perry
Speaker 1: Perry Chicken is from Mozambique sort of thing it's based on.
Speaker 1: It's got Portuguese roots, et cetera. So it's really not
Speaker 1: British at all, but we sort of adopted it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's a little bit like you know, our sort
Speaker 1: of national dish, which is a chicken teak masala, except
Speaker 1: that's actually British because it was invented here. Like a
Speaker 1: lot of the curries if you go to a house,
Speaker 1: a lot of those curries are variants that were invented
Speaker 1: in England of Indian dishes, so those are actually English.
Speaker 1: This is even even that, and it's just chicken and chips,
Speaker 1: let's be real, guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so it is a lot better in Australia
Speaker 2: to Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Australia, we were going to ask you if
Speaker 3: you visited and before that you have been right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my cousins are Australian, so they live in Sydney.
Speaker 1: My uncle married an Australian woman and then moved out there.
Speaker 3: What do you think of Sydney.
Speaker 1: I've been. It's been repeatedly shat on by sort of
Speaker 1: the Melbourne massive, you know, the Melbourne Wolf. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of who have sort of come over here
Speaker 1: and I've met. But I thought it was great. I
Speaker 1: thought it was a fantastic I really like.
Speaker 3: I think it's elite.
Speaker 1: I think it's just because it's the closest to Britain
Speaker 1: you can get in Australia. So yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 2: It's more of a beautiful city than Melbourne. We've found
Speaker 2: that we've been to both. Melbourne was there was a
Speaker 2: bit more to do for us, and I think we have.
Speaker 2: We have a few more contacts in Melbourne, so I
Speaker 2: think that made our experience. Give us the nightmare Airbnb
Speaker 2: story because we're talking about how this place has been.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have a romantic getaway.
Speaker 1: I had a romantic guess away that I booked and
Speaker 1: it was actually it was just in our in our
Speaker 1: Uni town. But I just didn't want to stay in
Speaker 1: my like the second year house I had in Uni
Speaker 1: was just to sort of decrepit run down, rat infested thing.
Speaker 1: And obviously there's just four boys in there, so we're
Speaker 1: not keeping it. Yeah, and one of the boys drops
Speaker 1: out to become a wrapper. How's that going, Well, you
Speaker 1: haven't heard of him. Like the idea of cleaning in
Speaker 1: that place was if we pierce on the ship stanes,
Speaker 1: they'll come off. Yeah, that's cleaning. We just had a
Speaker 1: big like sort of open bin in our kitchen that
Speaker 1: wasn't taken out for our front garden was just like
Speaker 1: sort of it looked like no man's land in the war,
Speaker 1: just sort of like sort of like scorched earth, just
Speaker 1: brown stuff. And we were in a nice street with
Speaker 1: loads of gardens, and we had complaints every single week
Speaker 1: from the council because we would never source it out
Speaker 1: and it just sank. Like it was like Dennis Nilsen,
Speaker 1: who's a serial killer, like he used to like he
Speaker 1: used to wash the bones down the drain stuff so
Speaker 1: his house would just stink.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: It was a bit like that is a famous English
Speaker 3: British serial killer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, famously he was washing washing bones down the drain
Speaker 1: and then someone discovered like some some leftover some residue
Speaker 1: of the bones and was like, and may do you
Speaker 1: get I think he killed like seven or eight people
Speaker 1: And then they were like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: And Dennis Neilson, in an Oscar worthy acting performance, just
Speaker 1: went down and said, yeah, I think that's KFC. I
Speaker 1: think there's I think there's a chicken bones of a person.
Speaker 1: He's just mrked. It's like a whole femur. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So that's why I booked us a nice airbb. It
Speaker 1: wasn't a horror Airbnb. It wasn't like everything was broken.
Speaker 1: But we tried to cook something there once and the
Speaker 1: the hob just exploded, which you know, it's an old house.
Speaker 1: Things happen and it's just a bit bit damp and
Speaker 1: dark in there. And then that's the also the site
Speaker 1: of the first and only, probably in my entire life,
Speaker 1: washing machine role play that I'll ever do. I have
Speaker 1: to say, not my idea, but I love being in
Speaker 1: that machine. No, it was suggested by the girl and
Speaker 1: she was like, I've wanted to do this for a while.
Speaker 1: I was like, you probably watched too much porn. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but like I'm not going to say no because I
Speaker 1: also good. I'm down for it. Yeah, oh you took
Speaker 1: off a fantasy. Have to say, got to put a
Speaker 1: sort of cushion down for the knees. Absolute requirement if
Speaker 1: anyone at home, if you're out there, if you want
Speaker 1: to do some sort of I'm stuck in the washing
Speaker 1: machine step bro sort of role play, feel free, but
Speaker 1: do make sure it's in a comfortable position, because I
Speaker 1: was just on the kitchen tiles. You know, it's just
Speaker 1: like barely got five minutes of stroke in me and
Speaker 1: then I've got to have a stretch. Yeah, yeah, damn.
Speaker 2: Alright, So my final question to you rufus before we
Speaker 2: get onto Who's Punching? So for those who are listening
Speaker 2: to the podcast, we're also doing an episode of Who's Punching?
Speaker 2: Four couples, four beautiful colors. We picked them out a
Speaker 2: bit earlier, hoping that that will bless bless their days.
Speaker 1: I'm a you know, I've got a particular type, so
Speaker 1: I'm going to be I'm going to pass harsh judgment
Speaker 1: on people who don't sort of fed up to my
Speaker 1: particular standard.
Speaker 2: Not harsh judgment past that's fair enough if they don't
Speaker 2: tick off half of your list.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exact, Feel free exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The last question that we like to run with with
Speaker 2: with all of our guests.
Speaker 1: Is how would you like to be remembered? Wow?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we're gone from this like comical podcast where
Speaker 2: we're talking shit to.
Speaker 3: A few serious moments. So I think he's up through it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the musical segment was quite serious. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is going to be serious as well,
Speaker 1: because my genuine biggest fear is being forgotten after I'm dad.
Speaker 1: And I don't really know why because some really massive
Speaker 1: once your dad does it yep, but like most people
Speaker 1: exist on this planet, make absolutely no impact at all
Speaker 1: and then just forgotten. I want to matter. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's some sort of ego thing I think, but I
Speaker 1: haven't gotten to the bottom of it yet or why
Speaker 1: I really care. But that was my main That's my
Speaker 1: main sort of driving motivator behind everything I'm doing. It's
Speaker 1: like I just don't want to be anonymous. I want
Speaker 1: to have some impacts and after I'm dead, people can
Speaker 1: look back and go rufus Rice, you know, he he
Speaker 1: did something for humanity and do you know what that
Speaker 1: is yet? Or you're still still working on it. But
Speaker 1: I feel like if I get some more TikTok. Like
Speaker 1: the more TikTok likes I get is one step closer
Speaker 1: to salvation, right as they say. So it's like occasionally
Speaker 1: I'll get I'll get compared to William Shakespeare, which, like
Speaker 1: he left a big legacy. I'm hoping to eclipse him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't just want to like be on
Speaker 1: that level. I want to erase him. I want his
Speaker 1: name to be scrubbed out.
Speaker 3: People all that Willy these days. So it's an interesting it's.
Speaker 1: An interesting beef, isn't it unlikely? He is a knop though? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I would like to put him in the well,
Speaker 1: he's already in the grave.
Speaker 3: Well, his story's done.
Speaker 1: He can't really I'd like to dig him back up
Speaker 1: and sort of have a word with him again and
Speaker 1: then whack him back, which I'm not sure he'd probably
Speaker 1: be just dust at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, i'd say so.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've got beef with William Shakespeare. I think
Speaker 1: his players are massively overrated. Anyone who's ever had to
Speaker 1: study one at school knows what a humongous Yeah we've
Speaker 1: wasted time done with beef. Yeah, Yeah, I hate people
Speaker 1: that go to his shows and think they're sort of
Speaker 1: you know, high brow and massively educated and like laugh
Speaker 1: where all the laughs are supposed to be, even though
Speaker 1: that joke hasn't been funny since like the fifteen twenties.
Speaker 1: So yeah, William Shakespeare can get fun really, but yeah,
Speaker 1: so I would like to be remembered as, you know,
Speaker 1: a renegade, the.
Speaker 3: Guy who eclips William Shakespeare renegade.
Speaker 1: I'd like to be as an iconoclast, you know, a
Speaker 1: true sort of a true individual, someone who's uniquely contributed
Speaker 1: to the plight of humanity in the sort of in
Speaker 1: the art world. Yeah, you know, an artist, if you will,
Speaker 1: an auto, a taste maker, a change catalyst for change,
Speaker 1: you know, a paradigm shifter, someone who sort of realigns
Speaker 1: the collective direction of society. Girls, I like it.
Speaker 3: Individual answer.
Speaker 2: That's probably the best answer we've had in terms of
Speaker 2: length and depth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of girls say that to me.
Speaker 2: I like, thanks for coming on, rufus Ris, but we
Speaker 2: appreciate you.
Speaker 1: It's been an absolute pleasure. And can I just say
Speaker 1: I can't wait to punch some people at.
Speaker 3: The arm I love this.
Speaker 2: Thank you once again, and yeah, we'll see you guys.
Speaker 1: Next week. Cheers. Thank you for listening to the Gemo
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