WEBVTT - Bonus: We've Found Melbourne's Worst Tattoos

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<v Speaker 1>Jason Lauren on one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Tonight on Channel Line, our man Clint Stefanovic will be

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<v Speaker 2>in the pool.

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<v Speaker 3>It is the celebrity race. You very badch me.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot wait to watch tonight Channel nine. You'll be

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<v Speaker 2>able to watch it. And the man who will be

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<v Speaker 2>going up against you is joining us this morning via

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<v Speaker 2>zoom from the set of the Channel nine Today show

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<v Speaker 2>Clint's enemy in the pool tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>With cigar in mouth, Carl stefan.

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<v Speaker 4>Room, I'm already a winner, Clint, Poor old Clint. I

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<v Speaker 4>know he's been training, He's got two hundred delos. He

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<v Speaker 4>looks amazing. I shan't be training and I shall be winning.

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<v Speaker 5>He has seriously stripped down, Carlos. He has been on

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<v Speaker 5>a fitness campaign for about two and a half months

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<v Speaker 5>for this.

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't he look good though?

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<v Speaker 1>He's I watched him on the way. I do love

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<v Speaker 1>watching Clint.

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<v Speaker 4>On the weekend, there was some story about phones and

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<v Speaker 4>having to put your phone away for two weeks and the.

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<v Speaker 1>News reader goes, oh, well, how would you go clip

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<v Speaker 1>with that your phone? He goes, oh, not good.

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<v Speaker 5>He's got no poker face.

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<v Speaker 4>Does he looks so good that you look really good?

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<v Speaker 1>Clint, have you been training for this? Because I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's an outrage.

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<v Speaker 6>I've been doing a bit of a shred, which is

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<v Speaker 6>hard around here because these two just buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>There was there was a massive carl There was a

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<v Speaker 2>massive fight here the other day because Clint's like, hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I got to get out early because I'm going for

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<v Speaker 2>a swim, and Lauren called him my, how often do

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<v Speaker 2>you go swimming?

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<v Speaker 5>He reckons? He swims all the time. Colos, have you

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<v Speaker 5>ever seen him cutting laps in a pool?

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<v Speaker 4>I've never seen I've seen cutting laps.

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<v Speaker 7>They do.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh one big laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>They're about as successful as you are in the pool.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest, you got a hairy chest?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you going to wear a rash shirt?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm getting it all out, getting the tats out there,

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<v Speaker 4>all the barley tattoos.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, I'm just you've.

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<v Speaker 5>Got ship taps too, don't you just splint?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah shink They called it qu ink shink.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you seen Quint's panther?

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<v Speaker 6>I've got I've got a tribal tattoot's show me.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll see it tonight, show us, show us the tat.

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<v Speaker 5>He's going to get his kid off for. Here goes

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<v Speaker 5>it's coming off.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go, there's a tribal tattoo just shink.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, hey what about this though? I got this

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<v Speaker 1>when I was look at.

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<v Speaker 3>That bad boy.

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<v Speaker 5>What does it say?

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<v Speaker 3>What does it say?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's controversial because when I got it done, I

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<v Speaker 4>wanted to say to be real and to to love right.

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<v Speaker 4>And then like twenty years later, I'm in this pool

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<v Speaker 4>with this Japanese later, I said what does this mean?

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<v Speaker 4>She goes, that doesn't mean that, And I said, what

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<v Speaker 4>does it mean? She goes that it means you really

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<v Speaker 4>love yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Perfect.

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<v Speaker 5>I think there's a lot of people that ask that

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<v Speaker 5>tattoo because my friend wanted she wanted to be true

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<v Speaker 5>tattooed on her side here and then she got a

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<v Speaker 5>boob job and it stretched, but it wasn't in English,

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<v Speaker 5>and when she said what does this mean, the literal

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<v Speaker 5>translation was keep it real, And she's got to keep

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<v Speaker 5>it real tattooed.

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<v Speaker 3>She's gonna keep it real.

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<v Speaker 2>Away from the pool for a second, Carl, I've just

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<v Speaker 2>realized it's a big year for you because obviously you

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<v Speaker 2>are about to clock up the big five.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my friend, I know you don't like I know

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<v Speaker 3>you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a party we're on. Have you got you got

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<v Speaker 2>any plans?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm gonna do something after the Olympics. Obviously I

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<v Speaker 4>wanted to do it before, but it hasn't paper for

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<v Speaker 4>the Olympic events. I've got I've got something that I'm

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<v Speaker 4>in the process of planning now, and it's not going

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<v Speaker 4>to be anything big, but I'll do something overseas because

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<v Speaker 4>that's that's when my actual birthday is. But then I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to have something in September here which i'd love

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<v Speaker 4>you all to come to, which will be I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to do a Country and Western party.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 5>Clint, he'll be there, He'll be off his detox by then.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to come in on the back of the horse,

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<v Speaker 4>so i'd have to get at.

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<v Speaker 1>Clint ah the bloody village.

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<v Speaker 3>People that.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, I'm before the big swim tonight, Carlos. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>know what your prep is, but we've got a spray

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<v Speaker 5>tat are about to come in to give our boys

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<v Speaker 5>spray tank because we don't really embarrassing himself.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't I do that?

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<v Speaker 4>I am so pale right now, I'm so pale. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>You're not going to miss me in the pool. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not putting any prep in. I understand why you feel

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<v Speaker 4>the pressure, Clint, but I'm all about just trying to

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<v Speaker 4>make fifty meres.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I can make fifty meters.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a lot. Wait.

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<v Speaker 1>I can do five hundred meters swim backstroke with a

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<v Speaker 1>Peanu clata.

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<v Speaker 2>If you could do that before you do anything, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>really appreciate it, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 5>He's fully taking off.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the great stuff you're going to see tomorrow Aprove.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just it's just one button at a time. A minute,

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<v Speaker 5>we're getting another button taken off.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm on a naughty, bloody zoom call with something

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't ask for.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been click grated. You're not like the girl in the.

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<v Speaker 4>Pamp I just can't believe I'm out the front of

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<v Speaker 4>a of a nine sporting event going to the left.

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<v Speaker 3>So what do were we swimming?

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<v Speaker 6>The We're swimming the anchor League, I believe on the

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<v Speaker 6>first story, who cares really? When Team Carlos is carl

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<v Speaker 6>Kerry potthast one Gold, She's a beach volleyball legend, and

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<v Speaker 6>Susy O'Neill, d J lazy Susan.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean the only thing that I can take any

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<v Speaker 4>comfort out of is the fact that I think that

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<v Speaker 4>I might be swimming against Jonathan Thurston, who is There's

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<v Speaker 4>no doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean I've got I'm going to have a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit.

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<v Speaker 5>Of a j Yeah, he's going to struggle for fifty meters.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that'll be a rocket in the bottom of the pool.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you.

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<v Speaker 5>Who were doing side? What was rescue stroke called?

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<v Speaker 3>Is the kid side side stroke?

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<v Speaker 1>Side straight? The doggy paddle as well? How good that

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<v Speaker 1>takes me?

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<v Speaker 7>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, tonight the twenty twenty four Celebrity Relay race. You

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<v Speaker 2>can catch it on Channel nine and nine now at

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<v Speaker 2>the prime time of Is it nine pm?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's nine thirty actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine o'clock o'clock.

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<v Speaker 5>Mutch these two, will they sink or swim? We can't

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<v Speaker 5>wait to see your spray turn as well, clinted I will.

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<v Speaker 1>Not be I will not be swimming. I'll be sinking.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, Clint, I see the glove your class.

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<v Speaker 5>Good luck guys, Thanks Carlos, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Just gone to wait thirteen twenty four ten.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got time, Yeah, I'd love to take some calls

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<v Speaker 2>on bad tats.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, no offense, not off you guys at all.

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<v Speaker 6>Mine's very it's very on trend.

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<v Speaker 2>It's many regretible out there in the mid My favorite

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<v Speaker 2>its to the ones when people get the.

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<v Speaker 5>Meaning wrong, get in another language, like my friend he does,

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<v Speaker 5>keep it real. Inflated Boobies thirteen twenty four.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's fine the worst tats in Melbourne. You're on the

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<v Speaker 2>air with Jason Lawren clint here as well, and we

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<v Speaker 2>are talking shocking tattoos.

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<v Speaker 6>All born out of the fact that I've got to

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<v Speaker 6>get the rig out tonight swimming at the National Championships

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<v Speaker 6>in Brisbane. Karl Stefanovic just joined us. He's got a

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<v Speaker 6>few bad tattoos.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, he he ripped the shirt off. We'll put

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<v Speaker 2>some footage up on Jason Lawrence.

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<v Speaker 5>There was another button on buttoning almost.

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<v Speaker 2>See what I haven't done a FaceTime call where someone's

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<v Speaker 2>done that for a long time.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I bet, But we were talking about tattoos and

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<v Speaker 5>we could see his terrible tattoo. Which is it Japanese?

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<v Speaker 5>Did he say yeah in Japanese tribe doesn't translate to

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<v Speaker 5>what he thought it did. That's where they got horribly wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the old translation.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you got got a couple?

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<v Speaker 5>I've got like a couple of sentimental ones that I

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<v Speaker 5>absolutely love, And then I've got one shocker matches a

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<v Speaker 5>boy in Scotland.

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<v Speaker 6>Back.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's very very tiny. It's hidden, it's concealed. It's

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<v Speaker 5>just on my side. But it's tiny, tiny. What is

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<v Speaker 5>your tribal one idea? You don't even know.

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<v Speaker 4>What it says, great warrior.

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<v Speaker 6>I think it means.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it doesn't, great warrior.

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<v Speaker 6>Brave warrior.

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<v Speaker 3>Get it swims fast?

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<v Speaker 5>Where did you get it?

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<v Speaker 6>Let me go in down the peninsula on school is

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<v Speaker 6>in the two thousand overseas, right right down, rightway the

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<v Speaker 6>right Carnival was on.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the right Carnival all right. Thurday twenty four ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's find the shocking tats around Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 5>Gai, Good morning, Good morning guys. Have you got a shocker?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes? I've actually got my custom number plate tattooed on

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<v Speaker 8>my leg.

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<v Speaker 5>What is your number plate?

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<v Speaker 3>Jail?

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<v Speaker 1>I drive a high luty lucks.

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<v Speaker 5>Good on you. How old were you when you got it?

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<v Speaker 5>How old are you now?

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<v Speaker 1>Only two?

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<v Speaker 5>Got on a scale of one to ten, how much

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<v Speaker 5>do you love it?

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<v Speaker 8>Out of ten?

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<v Speaker 5>So you still like it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, change to Afford Ranger. It's really not work, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Nos like clean skin but for some reason, and you

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<v Speaker 2>always trip in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 3>We almost got You should imagine it. We almost.

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<v Speaker 5>That's where all good like terrible tattoo stories begin, don't they?

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<v Speaker 5>And boys trips in Vegas?

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<v Speaker 2>Remember Luke came home once my wife because she was

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<v Speaker 2>looking at getting a tattoo. And as she was getting

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<v Speaker 2>a change to the shower, I was like, what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>And she had the tattoo and I thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>a real tattoo. But there's a company you can like

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<v Speaker 2>apply for a transfer of a tattoo that.

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<v Speaker 5>You think when you go to get a tattoo, they

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<v Speaker 5>put it on like a transferah, because they place it

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<v Speaker 5>to make sure you're happy with where it is.

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<v Speaker 2>And then but then she had it for like two

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<v Speaker 2>weeks just to see if she really liked it.

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<v Speaker 5>Two weeks is a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>My second I went to good Ida though, I went

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<v Speaker 6>to a bar opening and got there.

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<v Speaker 5>Remember that it's on the back of the arm. It's

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<v Speaker 5>so dainty. I forgot it was there. The ling in Richmond,

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<v Speaker 5>it was ugly Duckling.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going to Dan and barrack Dan about teos.

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<v Speaker 8>What do you got, hey, guys, just giving you a

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<v Speaker 8>surprise to get producer. But I've actually got two. I've

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<v Speaker 8>got one that I was under influence. I've got one

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<v Speaker 8>when I just got a custody Raven Hall and I

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<v Speaker 8>got a stick and poke with a fork.

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<v Speaker 5>Hang on, you just got out of jail and you

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<v Speaker 5>went and got a tattoo of a fork.

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<v Speaker 8>No, so I was in jail and they used a

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<v Speaker 8>fork to give me a tattoo.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh what is the tattoo of Its just a lover

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<v Speaker 7>on my arm, tarkole from out in the garden, charcoal

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<v Speaker 7>from the garden.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, they sharpened it up on the concrete and.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, good jail systems are just really managing things beautiful,

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<v Speaker 5>and they didn't not for you.

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<v Speaker 3>The Hannah the Hannah transfer like my wife had, it

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<v Speaker 3>was just straight to.

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<v Speaker 8>No, straight to strike because the medical systems in jail,

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<v Speaker 8>so it was just read and puy and.

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<v Speaker 5>You just had to put up with it. Do you

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<v Speaker 5>love the heart that you got there with the fork?

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<v Speaker 8>IM not really, You're.

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<v Speaker 5>Going to get it removed. And what's the other one

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<v Speaker 5>You've got and.

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<v Speaker 8>They've got a smiley face on the backside.

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<v Speaker 5>A smiley face on your backside? Where did you get

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<v Speaker 5>that one? Not in jail?

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<v Speaker 3>That was done with the knife?

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<v Speaker 8>I was, I was under the influence of.

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<v Speaker 5>Ye bad idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, well asking the second question.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, getting one. They're not supposed to do it when

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<v Speaker 5>you're under the influence of alcohol.

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<v Speaker 3>They're also not supposed to do it with the fork.

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<v Speaker 6>I think we asked seven questions too many.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean he was more interesting than mate has got

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<v Speaker 5>his number plate. This guy's got a good story getting

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<v Speaker 5>back on.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon, let's go to.

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<v Speaker 5>He could give you a day you clip.

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<v Speaker 2>So test you were serving time when you got yours?

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely not What have you done?

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<v Speaker 8>I have a few, but one that comes to mind.

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<v Speaker 8>I had an old van and I couldn't ever.

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<v Speaker 1>After the life of me, remember the heart of it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've got that tattooed.

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<v Speaker 4>On the inside of my finger and stay just so

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<v Speaker 4>I could go through Maki's drive though and see if

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<v Speaker 4>I could fit.

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<v Speaker 5>So you got the height of the van tattooed on

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<v Speaker 5>your finger, so you never I that have a situation

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<v Speaker 5>where get wedged in a drive.

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<v Speaker 2>They should make that a government law if you hit

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<v Speaker 2>the Montague Street bridge to get the height of your

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<v Speaker 2>vehicle tattooed on your finger.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, has it come in handy A couple of times.

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<v Speaker 8>It has, but the van's guide like two years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>So I've got it now stuck on my finger.

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<v Speaker 5>And beautiful memories test though, beautiful memory height.

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<v Speaker 3>We should get that for Lauren. Remember she drove a

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<v Speaker 3>car in the car park and.

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<v Speaker 5>I sure did a couple of times. That's that warning

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<v Speaker 5>thing is for. But that's some one's actually taking notice

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<v Speaker 5>of that.

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<v Speaker 2>The giant chain scratching along your roof.

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<v Speaker 6>Just looks Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren.

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<v Speaker 1>Wake up feeling good on number one hundred. Jason Lauren

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<v Speaker 1>on socials