Speaker 1: Jason Lauren on one hundred.
Speaker 2: Tonight on Channel Line, our man Clint Stefanovic will be
Speaker 2: in the pool.
Speaker 3: It is the celebrity race. You very badch me.
Speaker 2: I cannot wait to watch tonight Channel nine. You'll be
Speaker 2: able to watch it. And the man who will be
Speaker 2: going up against you is joining us this morning via
Speaker 2: zoom from the set of the Channel nine Today show
Speaker 2: Clint's enemy in the pool tonight.
Speaker 3: With cigar in mouth, Carl stefan.
Speaker 4: Room, I'm already a winner, Clint, Poor old Clint. I
Speaker 4: know he's been training, He's got two hundred delos. He
Speaker 4: looks amazing. I shan't be training and I shall be winning.
Speaker 5: He has seriously stripped down, Carlos. He has been on
Speaker 5: a fitness campaign for about two and a half months
Speaker 5: for this.
Speaker 3: Doesn't he look good though?
Speaker 1: He's I watched him on the way. I do love
Speaker 1: watching Clint.
Speaker 4: On the weekend, there was some story about phones and
Speaker 4: having to put your phone away for two weeks and the.
Speaker 1: News reader goes, oh, well, how would you go clip
Speaker 1: with that your phone? He goes, oh, not good.
Speaker 5: He's got no poker face.
Speaker 4: Does he looks so good that you look really good?
Speaker 1: Clint, have you been training for this? Because I think
Speaker 1: that's an outrage.
Speaker 6: I've been doing a bit of a shred, which is
Speaker 6: hard around here because these two just buddy.
Speaker 2: There was there was a massive carl There was a
Speaker 2: massive fight here the other day because Clint's like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: I got to get out early because I'm going for
Speaker 2: a swim, and Lauren called him my, how often do
Speaker 2: you go swimming?
Speaker 5: He reckons? He swims all the time. Colos, have you
Speaker 5: ever seen him cutting laps in a pool?
Speaker 4: I've never seen I've seen cutting laps.
Speaker 7: They do.
Speaker 3: Oh one big laugh.
Speaker 2: They're about as successful as you are in the pool.
Speaker 2: To be honest, you got a hairy chest?
Speaker 3: Are you going to wear a rash shirt?
Speaker 4: I'm getting it all out, getting the tats out there,
Speaker 4: all the barley tattoos.
Speaker 1: Man, I'm just you've.
Speaker 5: Got ship taps too, don't you just splint?
Speaker 1: Yeah shink They called it qu ink shink.
Speaker 5: Have you seen Quint's panther?
Speaker 6: I've got I've got a tribal tattoot's show me.
Speaker 3: You'll see it tonight, show us, show us the tat.
Speaker 5: He's going to get his kid off for. Here goes
Speaker 5: it's coming off.
Speaker 3: Here we go, there's a tribal tattoo just shink.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hey what about this though? I got this
Speaker 1: when I was look at.
Speaker 3: That bad boy.
Speaker 5: What does it say?
Speaker 3: What does it say?
Speaker 4: Well, it's controversial because when I got it done, I
Speaker 4: wanted to say to be real and to to love right.
Speaker 4: And then like twenty years later, I'm in this pool
Speaker 4: with this Japanese later, I said what does this mean?
Speaker 4: She goes, that doesn't mean that, And I said, what
Speaker 4: does it mean? She goes that it means you really
Speaker 4: love yourself.
Speaker 1: Perfect.
Speaker 5: I think there's a lot of people that ask that
Speaker 5: tattoo because my friend wanted she wanted to be true
Speaker 5: tattooed on her side here and then she got a
Speaker 5: boob job and it stretched, but it wasn't in English,
Speaker 5: and when she said what does this mean, the literal
Speaker 5: translation was keep it real, And she's got to keep
Speaker 5: it real tattooed.
Speaker 3: She's gonna keep it real.
Speaker 2: Away from the pool for a second, Carl, I've just
Speaker 2: realized it's a big year for you because obviously you
Speaker 2: are about to clock up the big five.
Speaker 3: Oh, my friend, I know you don't like I know
Speaker 3: you don't.
Speaker 2: Like a party we're on. Have you got you got
Speaker 2: any plans?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna do something after the Olympics. Obviously I
Speaker 4: wanted to do it before, but it hasn't paper for
Speaker 4: the Olympic events. I've got I've got something that I'm
Speaker 4: in the process of planning now, and it's not going
Speaker 4: to be anything big, but I'll do something overseas because
Speaker 4: that's that's when my actual birthday is. But then I'm
Speaker 4: going to have something in September here which i'd love
Speaker 4: you all to come to, which will be I'm going
Speaker 4: to do a Country and Western party.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's a good idea.
Speaker 5: Clint, he'll be there, He'll be off his detox by then.
Speaker 4: I want to come in on the back of the horse,
Speaker 4: so i'd have to get at.
Speaker 1: Clint ah the bloody village.
Speaker 3: People that.
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm before the big swim tonight, Carlos. I don't
Speaker 5: know what your prep is, but we've got a spray
Speaker 5: tat are about to come in to give our boys
Speaker 5: spray tank because we don't really embarrassing himself.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
Speaker 3: Why don't I do that?
Speaker 4: I am so pale right now, I'm so pale. Anyway,
Speaker 4: You're not going to miss me in the pool. I'm
Speaker 4: not putting any prep in. I understand why you feel
Speaker 4: the pressure, Clint, but I'm all about just trying to
Speaker 4: make fifty meres.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can make fifty meters.
Speaker 5: It's a lot. Wait.
Speaker 1: I can do five hundred meters swim backstroke with a
Speaker 1: Peanu clata.
Speaker 2: If you could do that before you do anything, I'd
Speaker 2: really appreciate it, to be honest.
Speaker 5: He's fully taking off.
Speaker 1: Of the great stuff you're going to see tomorrow Aprove.
Speaker 5: It's just it's just one button at a time. A minute,
Speaker 5: we're getting another button taken off.
Speaker 2: So I'm on a naughty, bloody zoom call with something
Speaker 2: I didn't ask for.
Speaker 3: I've been click grated. You're not like the girl in the.
Speaker 4: Pamp I just can't believe I'm out the front of
Speaker 4: a of a nine sporting event going to the left.
Speaker 3: So what do were we swimming?
Speaker 6: The We're swimming the anchor League, I believe on the
Speaker 6: first story, who cares really? When Team Carlos is carl
Speaker 6: Kerry potthast one Gold, She's a beach volleyball legend, and
Speaker 6: Susy O'Neill, d J lazy Susan.
Speaker 4: I mean the only thing that I can take any
Speaker 4: comfort out of is the fact that I think that
Speaker 4: I might be swimming against Jonathan Thurston, who is There's
Speaker 4: no doubt.
Speaker 1: So I mean I've got I'm going to have a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 5: Of a j Yeah, he's going to struggle for fifty meters.
Speaker 3: Oh, that'll be a rocket in the bottom of the pool.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you.
Speaker 5: Who were doing side? What was rescue stroke called?
Speaker 3: Is the kid side side stroke?
Speaker 1: Side straight? The doggy paddle as well? How good that
Speaker 1: takes me?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 2: Well, tonight the twenty twenty four Celebrity Relay race. You
Speaker 2: can catch it on Channel nine and nine now at
Speaker 2: the prime time of Is it nine pm?
Speaker 3: I think it's nine thirty actually.
Speaker 1: Nine o'clock o'clock.
Speaker 5: Mutch these two, will they sink or swim? We can't
Speaker 5: wait to see your spray turn as well, clinted I will.
Speaker 1: Not be I will not be swimming. I'll be sinking.
Speaker 1: I love you, Clint, I see the glove your class.
Speaker 5: Good luck guys, Thanks Carlos, thank you.
Speaker 3: Just gone to wait thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: We've got time, Yeah, I'd love to take some calls
Speaker 2: on bad tats.
Speaker 3: Oh, no offense, not off you guys at all.
Speaker 6: Mine's very it's very on trend.
Speaker 2: It's many regretible out there in the mid My favorite
Speaker 2: its to the ones when people get the.
Speaker 5: Meaning wrong, get in another language, like my friend he does,
Speaker 5: keep it real. Inflated Boobies thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 2: Let's fine the worst tats in Melbourne. You're on the
Speaker 2: air with Jason Lawren clint here as well, and we
Speaker 2: are talking shocking tattoos.
Speaker 6: All born out of the fact that I've got to
Speaker 6: get the rig out tonight swimming at the National Championships
Speaker 6: in Brisbane. Karl Stefanovic just joined us. He's got a
Speaker 6: few bad tattoos.
Speaker 2: In fact, he he ripped the shirt off. We'll put
Speaker 2: some footage up on Jason Lawrence.
Speaker 5: There was another button on buttoning almost.
Speaker 2: See what I haven't done a FaceTime call where someone's
Speaker 2: done that for a long time.
Speaker 5: No, I bet, But we were talking about tattoos and
Speaker 5: we could see his terrible tattoo. Which is it Japanese?
Speaker 5: Did he say yeah in Japanese tribe doesn't translate to
Speaker 5: what he thought it did. That's where they got horribly wrong.
Speaker 3: It's the old translation.
Speaker 6: What do you got got a couple?
Speaker 5: I've got like a couple of sentimental ones that I
Speaker 5: absolutely love, And then I've got one shocker matches a
Speaker 5: boy in Scotland.
Speaker 6: Back.
Speaker 5: No, it's very very tiny. It's hidden, it's concealed. It's
Speaker 5: just on my side. But it's tiny, tiny. What is
Speaker 5: your tribal one idea? You don't even know.
Speaker 4: What it says, great warrior.
Speaker 6: I think it means.
Speaker 5: No, it doesn't, great warrior.
Speaker 6: Brave warrior.
Speaker 3: Get it swims fast?
Speaker 5: Where did you get it?
Speaker 6: Let me go in down the peninsula on school is
Speaker 6: in the two thousand overseas, right right down, rightway the
Speaker 6: right Carnival was on.
Speaker 2: I love the right Carnival all right. Thurday twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Let's find the shocking tats around Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Gai, Good morning, Good morning guys. Have you got a shocker?
Speaker 8: Yes? I've actually got my custom number plate tattooed on
Speaker 8: my leg.
Speaker 5: What is your number plate?
Speaker 3: Jail?
Speaker 1: I drive a high luty lucks.
Speaker 5: Good on you. How old were you when you got it?
Speaker 5: How old are you now?
Speaker 1: Only two?
Speaker 5: Got on a scale of one to ten, how much
Speaker 5: do you love it?
Speaker 8: Out of ten?
Speaker 5: So you still like it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, change to Afford Ranger. It's really not work, is it?
Speaker 2: Nos like clean skin but for some reason, and you
Speaker 2: always trip in Vegas.
Speaker 3: We almost got You should imagine it. We almost.
Speaker 5: That's where all good like terrible tattoo stories begin, don't they?
Speaker 5: And boys trips in Vegas?
Speaker 2: Remember Luke came home once my wife because she was
Speaker 2: looking at getting a tattoo. And as she was getting
Speaker 2: a change to the shower, I was like, what is that?
Speaker 2: And she had the tattoo and I thought it was
Speaker 2: a real tattoo. But there's a company you can like
Speaker 2: apply for a transfer of a tattoo that.
Speaker 5: You think when you go to get a tattoo, they
Speaker 5: put it on like a transferah, because they place it
Speaker 5: to make sure you're happy with where it is.
Speaker 2: And then but then she had it for like two
Speaker 2: weeks just to see if she really liked it.
Speaker 5: Two weeks is a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: My second I went to good Ida though, I went
Speaker 6: to a bar opening and got there.
Speaker 5: Remember that it's on the back of the arm. It's
Speaker 5: so dainty. I forgot it was there. The ling in Richmond,
Speaker 5: it was ugly Duckling.
Speaker 3: It's going to Dan and barrack Dan about teos.
Speaker 8: What do you got, hey, guys, just giving you a
Speaker 8: surprise to get producer. But I've actually got two. I've
Speaker 8: got one that I was under influence. I've got one
Speaker 8: when I just got a custody Raven Hall and I
Speaker 8: got a stick and poke with a fork.
Speaker 5: Hang on, you just got out of jail and you
Speaker 5: went and got a tattoo of a fork.
Speaker 8: No, so I was in jail and they used a
Speaker 8: fork to give me a tattoo.
Speaker 7: Oh what is the tattoo of Its just a lover
Speaker 7: on my arm, tarkole from out in the garden, charcoal
Speaker 7: from the garden.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they sharpened it up on the concrete and.
Speaker 5: Okay, good jail systems are just really managing things beautiful,
Speaker 5: and they didn't not for you.
Speaker 3: The Hannah the Hannah transfer like my wife had, it
Speaker 3: was just straight to.
Speaker 8: No, straight to strike because the medical systems in jail,
Speaker 8: so it was just read and puy and.
Speaker 5: You just had to put up with it. Do you
Speaker 5: love the heart that you got there with the fork?
Speaker 8: IM not really, You're.
Speaker 5: Going to get it removed. And what's the other one
Speaker 5: You've got and.
Speaker 8: They've got a smiley face on the backside.
Speaker 5: A smiley face on your backside? Where did you get
Speaker 5: that one? Not in jail?
Speaker 3: That was done with the knife?
Speaker 8: I was, I was under the influence of.
Speaker 5: Ye bad idea.
Speaker 3: Yes, well asking the second question.
Speaker 5: Yes, getting one. They're not supposed to do it when
Speaker 5: you're under the influence of alcohol.
Speaker 3: They're also not supposed to do it with the fork.
Speaker 6: I think we asked seven questions too many.
Speaker 5: I mean he was more interesting than mate has got
Speaker 5: his number plate. This guy's got a good story getting
Speaker 5: back on.
Speaker 3: I reckon, let's go to.
Speaker 5: He could give you a day you clip.
Speaker 2: So test you were serving time when you got yours?
Speaker 1: Definitely not What have you done?
Speaker 8: I have a few, but one that comes to mind.
Speaker 8: I had an old van and I couldn't ever.
Speaker 1: After the life of me, remember the heart of it.
Speaker 3: So I've got that tattooed.
Speaker 4: On the inside of my finger and stay just so
Speaker 4: I could go through Maki's drive though and see if
Speaker 4: I could fit.
Speaker 5: So you got the height of the van tattooed on
Speaker 5: your finger, so you never I that have a situation
Speaker 5: where get wedged in a drive.
Speaker 2: They should make that a government law if you hit
Speaker 2: the Montague Street bridge to get the height of your
Speaker 2: vehicle tattooed on your finger.
Speaker 5: Yeah, has it come in handy A couple of times.
Speaker 8: It has, but the van's guide like two years ago.
Speaker 4: So I've got it now stuck on my finger.
Speaker 5: And beautiful memories test though, beautiful memory height.
Speaker 3: We should get that for Lauren. Remember she drove a
Speaker 3: car in the car park and.
Speaker 5: I sure did a couple of times. That's that warning
Speaker 5: thing is for. But that's some one's actually taking notice
Speaker 5: of that.
Speaker 2: The giant chain scratching along your roof.
Speaker 6: Just looks Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren.
Speaker 1: Wake up feeling good on number one hundred. Jason Lauren
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