Speaker 1: Get you morning every day?
Speaker 2: What the fork?
Speaker 3: What the fork?
Speaker 4: Those small things in life where you go? What the
Speaker 4: fork is that about? We don't quite understand it.
Speaker 5: Like the fact that all the forks in our kitchen
Speaker 5: go missing thanks to newsreader.
Speaker 6: I haven't taken any lately, Thank you very much.
Speaker 7: You've got three million at home and it's literally not
Speaker 7: a space for a spare fork.
Speaker 6: My house is built out of forksw I'm getting around
Speaker 6: the cost of loin crisis.
Speaker 7: One more fork, news read to Abby's house and forks
Speaker 7: every week.
Speaker 6: Three more forks and I'll have a front door. We
Speaker 6: spoke about this yesterday.
Speaker 5: When your kids tend to embarrass in embarrass you and
Speaker 5: you get summoned to your school to say, please explain
Speaker 5: your child's behavior.
Speaker 7: This is interesting, friend of yours, and the feedback that
Speaker 7: your friend's kid was giving some of the friends co students.
Speaker 4: In group the other day.
Speaker 5: All the children were sitting in a circle around said child,
Speaker 5: and your kid got up and went, I hate you,
Speaker 5: I hate you, but you're right and I don't mind.
Speaker 7: You appreciate your honest embarrassing numbers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just a bit of honest feedback. Producers, Zoe, you
Speaker 5: embarrassed your mum.
Speaker 8: I did embarrass her really badly. But I was really little,
Speaker 8: so yeah, not my fault.
Speaker 9: I was old enough to know what I was doing, though.
Speaker 8: I was mucking around with the home phone back when
Speaker 8: home phones were home phone.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and I died truth, not quite.
Speaker 8: It was like dial up for and I called triple
Speaker 8: zero over and over, not to be a pest, just
Speaker 8: because I was a kid.
Speaker 9: And I was bored.
Speaker 3: And I think that's funny.
Speaker 9: No, I didn't think it was funny.
Speaker 3: You think that's a funny.
Speaker 8: How did I become a villain here? Anyway? I was
Speaker 8: just mucking around and left the lots of little messages
Speaker 8: and such, and then mum got multiple calls back and
Speaker 8: they were not impressed, and she got an official warning
Speaker 8: for wasting police resources.
Speaker 9: Because I was calling. The nature of the messages is
Speaker 9: in what I was leaving.
Speaker 8: I think I was just doing Hey, I'm sorry, and
Speaker 8: yeah they called her back multiple times and said one
Speaker 8: more false call and you'll be in trouble.
Speaker 9: I'm up around with police resources.
Speaker 3: Are very surprising they weren't oppressed. Punching a.
Speaker 5: Super cuge thirteen twenty four ten. Let's do this when
Speaker 5: has your child completely and utterly humiliated you.
Speaker 7: Yes, anyone who gets on, and we'll put you on
Speaker 7: the standby list for out winter weekend escape, which we
Speaker 7: will announce on Friday.
Speaker 3: I've got a three year old daughter.
Speaker 4: Yep, she's she's a lot a lot.
Speaker 7: Un related story. Yesterday she couldn't go to ec she's
Speaker 7: got a soornck free with an sadly but we tested
Speaker 7: her and she was looking straight ahead and she's like,
Speaker 7: I can't move back, can't moved to the left, And
Speaker 7: Kara said, oh my gosh, look you're on TV. Swung around.
Speaker 3: Turns out the neck was pretty fine.
Speaker 7: The tantrums that they that they absolutely go through.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And also my five rolled, my three roll when I
Speaker 7: wasn't looking for two seconds wrestling in the middle of
Speaker 7: Willow Bend. Yeah, and amongst a bunch of people who
Speaker 7: clearly didn't have kids because they was seriously offended.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 5: Good times, so embarrassed, good times.
Speaker 10: It's a white bell fort.
Speaker 3: What the fork?
Speaker 4: What the fork? When did your kids embarrassing embarrass you? Rather?
Speaker 4: On thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: Won taking your course this morning, goodness me, Shannon, good morning.
Speaker 1: Hello, good morning, hello, hello, hello, yes, yes, sorry, actually me,
Speaker 1: it's my sister. He started school a few years back.
Speaker 1: He's in year two now, and in his first years
Speaker 1: of school, he met a little boy who was unfortunately
Speaker 1: born with one arm. And he said to the child
Speaker 1: and his dad and my sister that he didn't want
Speaker 1: to be friends with this child because he didn't want
Speaker 1: to catch what he had.
Speaker 6: Ye.
Speaker 1: So my sister was very very embarrassed about it, but
Speaker 1: they're good friends now, my nephew and this little boy,
Speaker 1: and the dad was more than understanding. And you know,
Speaker 1: kids will be kids.
Speaker 2: Sort of situations.
Speaker 7: Innocent thought, yeah, innocent thought, learning thought for a youngster.
Speaker 4: Okay, I's go to Lisa. Good morning Lisa.
Speaker 9: How are you good?
Speaker 4: When did you embarrass you?
Speaker 10: Oh? Horrendously he was learning, he was learning at kindergarten
Speaker 10: to give the correct terms to male and female failure.
Speaker 10: And he yes, he was so he was roughly just
Speaker 10: under just about three when he started that kind of
Speaker 10: reinforcing that. And we were going through Cole's and he
Speaker 10: said to the lady who was at the cashier, do
Speaker 10: you have a penis or a vagina? And and she
Speaker 10: was just looked mortified. So was I and I just said, oh, like,
Speaker 10: don't don't feel like you have to answer that at all.
Speaker 10: If you want to though, like go straight ahead, and
Speaker 10: she said, yeah, I do, and she kind of mumbled
Speaker 10: I got of Sina and myself like oh wow, and
Speaker 10: he said, oh I don't. He said, do you? Is
Speaker 10: yours a super hero want? And she was just she
Speaker 10: was just like no, and I was like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10: And then I said to him, like, if it was,
Speaker 10: she would clearly be in Las Vegas any millions anyway,
Speaker 10: it's not so yeah, honestly, so he was just going
Speaker 10: through that phage. He's just asking everyone if they had yeah,
Speaker 10: and yeah. So anyway, it's just you know, something that
Speaker 10: you try and do, like pleasant trees that just went
Speaker 10: straight for the straight for the point.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sure.
Speaker 3: Do you know what, Lisa?
Speaker 10: It was funny.
Speaker 3: He doesn't grow out of it either.
Speaker 7: I mean even at the age of thirty nine, mine's
Speaker 7: a superhero.
Speaker 3: Something.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I could release some other pallors.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Lisa twenty fourteen. What if your kids embarrassed?
Speaker 4: Yes, let's go to WHEREZ from Seaford Heights? Good morning?
Speaker 11: Where's were you?
Speaker 4: Okay? Good? Thank you? What happened.
Speaker 11: So my son used to walk when he was going
Speaker 11: shopping with the wife in like a Woolworths or something
Speaker 11: like that, used to walk up to to a father
Speaker 11: and say to the message in front of the fad
Speaker 11: because that's.
Speaker 7: My daddy, that's so good punning for blokes. It just
Speaker 7: it's a how would the mystery father? How would they
Speaker 7: react in a situation like this? You do you play?
Speaker 11: Or Sometimes they would smile, other times they would just
Speaker 11: be un shocked.
Speaker 7: And that's when you can identify whether they had kids.
Speaker 11: Enough that you would say it loud enough so that
Speaker 11: they could yet it here.
Speaker 4: So thank you so much. Where's Kelly? Good morning?
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 4: Good morning? What happened?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 2: At the time four year old daughter, myself, and a
Speaker 2: whole heap of family and friends were out for a
Speaker 2: luncheon and one of our family friends, unfortunately, was extremely obese,
Speaker 2: and she got up to leave the table and go
Speaker 2: and play the ponkies, and my four year old, at
Speaker 2: the top of her voice, shouts, oh wow, mum, nelle
Speaker 2: Nell has a big fat belly. I said to her
Speaker 2: it was. It was very, very loud, And I said
Speaker 2: to her, you can't say that that's really rude. And
Speaker 2: she looked at me like I would be idiot and says, well,
Speaker 2: it's not little.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying I disagree with you. I'm saying you
Speaker 3: shouldn't say it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh, bless the honesty. But also, at what age.
Speaker 3: Do the kids grow a filter?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon like what your double digits? Maybe?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you would hope so by late teens.
Speaker 7: Late teens, seventeen raider? Oh there you got.
Speaker 3: That kid's Yeah, got some back. Last week it was
Speaker 3: embarrassing parents, this week embarrassing kids.
Speaker 7: Hey, let's talk rhodics. Oh my god, I feel like,
Speaker 7: deep down we're all pretty aggressive on the road. They've
Speaker 7: released a big, giant survey and these are the number
Speaker 7: one X facing Aussie drivers. And how about Zoe. We
Speaker 7: just throw this straight over the news at you, because
Speaker 7: why do you get the feeling that you would have
Speaker 7: some strong opinions in this space?
Speaker 6: Excuse me, I'm quite cool, calm, collected on the road,
Speaker 6: apart from a few things.
Speaker 9: But also I think out of.
Speaker 6: Everybody, I've got the longest commute, I'm like thirty minutes
Speaker 6: from here.
Speaker 7: That's true, You've got every right to be bitter.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So in the mornings, I don't have any problems whatsoever.
Speaker 6: But driving home, oh I want to kill everyone.
Speaker 7: What really really drives you to the edge.
Speaker 6: Okay, so anyone who drives on the Southern Expressway will
Speaker 6: know this. Driving on that Southern Expressway home and every
Speaker 6: time I keep to the left lane, but you see
Speaker 6: these cars in the right hand lane who are going
Speaker 6: either exactly on one hundred or a little bit under,
Speaker 6: and they don't get out of the way.
Speaker 7: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the number one key
Speaker 7: facing ossie drivers driving too slow in the right lane.
Speaker 7: From the survey, fifty five percent agree with you apps.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it is the worst. It's the worst, truly the worst.
Speaker 9: It's unproductive and annoying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but yeah, that would be my biggest thing. I've
Speaker 6: got a few others. But let's open the room up.
Speaker 9: Let's have a chat first and see what you guys say.
Speaker 7: It's just a a s Bear in mind, we're off
Speaker 7: at quarter past nine o'c.
Speaker 9: Got two hours to go, are you.
Speaker 8: I hate back seat driving, absolutely hate it. Whether it's
Speaker 8: my housemate who loves to tell me I'm going the
Speaker 8: slowest wayte and when we go somewhere.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know where we're going. All good. But the
Speaker 9: worst was when I was learning to drive and my
Speaker 9: mum bindi.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: We used to call her a starfish because I would
Speaker 8: start to even slightly touch the brake and she'd just
Speaker 8: go and it's like arms and legs both go in
Speaker 8: a little big star shape and should smack the window.
Speaker 7: My wife does that now, every sort of slight movement.
Speaker 8: It's a what does she ever grab the handbrake? Because
Speaker 8: Mum was a real perpetrator of that one too, So.
Speaker 3: Dangerous, so dangerous.
Speaker 7: Twenty three percent of people surveyed said back seat drivers
Speaker 7: was their biggest dick.
Speaker 9: It sucks.
Speaker 3: There you go yours.
Speaker 7: I got one for you. Cars with loud mufflers, oh god,
Speaker 7: thirteen twenty fourteen. Are you a female who's ever ever
Speaker 7: ever been in press by someone driving with a loud muffer?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 7: No calls? Are the phones broken on this morning? On
Speaker 7: top of that, as well, here's another people who drive
Speaker 7: with their music up too loud, specifically this sort of music.
Speaker 6: Oh god, with their loud muffler, with their.
Speaker 7: Loud muffer, So imagine this. You're a young girl, you're
Speaker 7: a young attractive girl. You see this? Oh I know this?
Speaker 7: What's up pretty lately? Can I grab your number?
Speaker 6: It just really works for some reason. Always as you
Speaker 6: get off the express where you come up and you
Speaker 6: turn right onto Seaford Road, that's how I get home.
Speaker 6: And there's always usually somebody at those traffic lights with
Speaker 6: music and it's belting, and you look over and it
Speaker 6: will be some older guy and you think, what are
Speaker 6: you like?
Speaker 9: Sixty it?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 7: You're alone, aren't you? There's no one in the passenger seats.
Speaker 9: Also not get past the factor of just said he
Speaker 9: had at.
Speaker 7: Buffal Yeah, when I first moved out of South Australia,
Speaker 7: I had it was a hot dog on the muffler.
Speaker 7: I had a VW golf and I went to get
Speaker 7: rid of it, but then it turned out it was
Speaker 7: like a genuine inside the system type muffle was going
Speaker 7: to cross a thousand bucks.
Speaker 9: So that was me.
Speaker 7: This was me cruising to the Ponderosa. The other one
Speaker 7: as well, And this sikes a lot of people. Forty
Speaker 7: percent of people when other drivers don't do the thank
Speaker 7: you hand YESHI when you let them in? Is that
Speaker 7: the thing? You're either a hero.
Speaker 3: Or in a complete dickhead.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's one single hand movement defines you two categories.
Speaker 7: There's nowhere in between.
Speaker 9: To either of you. Given a really aggressive wave.
Speaker 8: If they don't weigh first, so that you let someone in,
Speaker 8: they don't give you anything, you'll give them a full
Speaker 8: like sarcast Ye.
Speaker 7: Way, I've seen that give a two fingers salute before,
Speaker 7: have not done very aggressive? Did I saw abs give
Speaker 7: the one finger salute? The double handed one finger salute
Speaker 7: while you're driving is hard to do.
Speaker 1: Hit through.
Speaker 7: Sometimes Jod's and not very often. But sometimes you roll
Speaker 7: in here just a little bit late. That's not fair, No,
Speaker 7: it's accurate.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, okay, greed to disagree.
Speaker 4: Well, you're well, you're telling the story.
Speaker 7: But I found a study that supports these particular movements.
Speaker 3: Okay, how's this said?
Speaker 7: A new study finds that women need more sleep than
Speaker 7: men because they use their brains more throughout the day.
Speaker 9: That's so true.
Speaker 7: So there you go, you deserve an extra twenty minutess.
Speaker 7: Just a bit of a lie in.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, there is never a dull moment in my brain.
Speaker 4: It never rests.
Speaker 7: And these tasks, which the author has coined invisible labor
Speaker 7: the behind the scenes conception and planning of tasks that
Speaker 7: keep the family and home afloat.
Speaker 4: Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 3: It's a double round of clause from you.
Speaker 7: So joj you should be getting at least seven hours
Speaker 7: of sleep at night, Yes, but you're not.
Speaker 3: No, that's also the problem.
Speaker 7: Okay, So you've got this brain which is chocolate block,
Speaker 7: organizing your family and probably my family and everyone else's family,
Speaker 7: the Nova family, and then you come in here.
Speaker 3: You're an absolute mess. That's because you're not getting enough sleep.
Speaker 7: I'm just kidding. You come in here, you're an absolute
Speaker 7: thing of beauty. Yep, but you now have a license
Speaker 7: to come in a little bit later to get that
Speaker 7: extra twenty minutes of shatoye.
Speaker 5: What I have taken away from that is that the
Speaker 5: extra twenty minutes that I sleep in, therefore I am
Speaker 5: late twenty minutes is rewarding everyone.
Speaker 3: Is that right way to look at it. We've spoken
Speaker 3: about this before.
Speaker 7: What's going on in your brain at any one time,
Speaker 7: It's pretty complicated.
Speaker 4: I'm so hungry. How many grams are fat and then
Speaker 4: ear fried? I'll just have a coffee instead.
Speaker 9: Isn't that too much?
Speaker 4: My wedding ring needs interviews. Time she took a jump,
Speaker 4: Hope she doesn't end up a drug.
Speaker 5: The washing the line did revery nane yell at me
Speaker 5: and religious studies in your fond? How have I made
Speaker 5: way to pet your shat normal? Do we play a
Speaker 5: nepple this way? Did I make the Thunderbirds it only hazy?
Speaker 1: Like me?
Speaker 11: Is?
Speaker 3: Why is it but avocado so hard?
Speaker 7: I hope your question for that is how do I
Speaker 7: make the Thunderbirds of it?
Speaker 3: Too far?
Speaker 7: Conversely? In my brain right now, just a bit of
Speaker 7: a theme song and in every now and then.
Speaker 9: They win by one hundred and twelve casts. That's get
Speaker 9: the right the flag, and that's it.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 9: Oh wow, oh my god.
Speaker 4: I never thought i'd say this, but I want to
Speaker 4: be in your brain.
Speaker 7: That's so beautifully bad. Time now to talk cats and
Speaker 7: dogs and bringing news read to abb because she got
Speaker 7: that dog in a.
Speaker 9: Nice entry there literal audio of me.
Speaker 6: Okay, So I want to talk cats dogs because I
Speaker 6: obviously have two sausage dogs. So I am team dogs
Speaker 6: and no offense cat owners.
Speaker 9: But just not for me, just not for me.
Speaker 6: Cats are annoying.
Speaker 4: They screech a lot.
Speaker 6: They cut you like, they're just yeah, no thanks.
Speaker 7: They have strong personalities. Cats do very very strong.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It still shocks me to the core that you've got
Speaker 4: a cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: We don't necessarily get along. No, we butt heeads were
Speaker 7: very much butt heads to it's two it's basically two
Speaker 7: ourphs trying to run a house.
Speaker 10: Here we go.
Speaker 7: So I am formally too icy.
Speaker 3: I'm happy with.
Speaker 9: You'd be three ice soon. Okay.
Speaker 6: So there's a study that's kind of James Cook University.
Speaker 6: You know that I love a study. So three hundred
Speaker 6: and twenty people were surveyed and they were all dog
Speaker 6: and cat owners, and essentially what they have found from
Speaker 6: the study is that cat owners are more neurotic than
Speaker 6: dog owners. Well, dog owners have higher resilience because dogs.
Speaker 7: Accept you for who you are. No, it doesn't matter
Speaker 7: what you're going through. Dogs are always there for you.
Speaker 7: Cats judge you no matter what you know, what you know,
Speaker 7: what a cat is. A cat's your dad. You're overachieving
Speaker 7: dad that when you come home and you go, I've
Speaker 7: got ninety eight percent on my tests and O cat
Speaker 7: will go Well, what happened to that two percent? Champion?
Speaker 4: Champion? What happened. They're sweety.
Speaker 7: You'll never love me.
Speaker 9: See.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I find this because I do find
Speaker 6: like cat owners are just a special I'm going to
Speaker 6: annoy so many people with this, and I'm probably gonna
Speaker 6: be hated, but cat owners just they're a special breed
Speaker 6: in themselves.
Speaker 10: I think.
Speaker 6: To have a cat that craps in the house, yeah,
Speaker 6: I can't deal with it. Whereas dogs, at least with Tanknory,
Speaker 6: when they pine me off, I can throw them outside
Speaker 6: and go go and have dog time, and they go
Speaker 6: and crap on the lawn and I don't have.
Speaker 11: To deal with them.
Speaker 7: What will say, those is the perks of a cat.
Speaker 7: Though most cats will go and crap outside and bury it.
Speaker 7: Oh really, they're very efficient with that.
Speaker 3: Out does.
Speaker 7: Yes, he tiptoes around and buries it, and he's very
Speaker 7: like sometimes I can hear him as well, he's like gross,
Speaker 7: it's okay.
Speaker 6: Well, any house that I've ever been to with a cat,
Speaker 6: they've got a kitty little thing in the bathroom and
Speaker 6: it stinks.
Speaker 7: Versus my dog used to pull itself and it's sleep.
Speaker 5: Very different worlds, Yeah, vastly incontinent. That dog was right
Speaker 5: towards the end the cats actually bury their own poop.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're very self sufficient. Don't pooh around the house
Speaker 7: on that. But no, no, they're not like dogs at all.
Speaker 7: They're much cleaner and they don't wee every around this
Speaker 7: are trying to and they do that thing actually where
Speaker 7: they we it's sort of sprays and the spurts off.
Speaker 3: Cats.
Speaker 7: Cats suck.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's where dogs don't They like when you
Speaker 5: take a dog for a walk and they like sniff
Speaker 5: trees and stuff. Is that because a cat has projectile
Speaker 5: peed on it?
Speaker 7: Potentially that's them.
Speaker 6: So someone told me once that when you walk your dog,
Speaker 6: it's like us reading the newspaper. If you walk your dog,
Speaker 6: and they get to smell everything, And that's why you
Speaker 6: shouldn't rush them, because it's literally them reading the newspaper
Speaker 6: of the neighborhood, seeing who's around, what animals are around,
Speaker 6: what's happening, what's the four one one?
Speaker 10: Literally?
Speaker 6: So now when I walk, I go tank. He is
Speaker 6: into everything and I'm like, you know what, mate, I'll
Speaker 6: wait for you.
Speaker 5: Do you do You've just got this image of my
Speaker 5: dog putting on its glasses on Sunday morning and just
Speaker 5: reading you know, the Sunday, make.
Speaker 1: Tea.
Speaker 4: Yes, as they walk around.
Speaker 9: That's good.
Speaker 7: I can see your dog reading something like a Murray
Speaker 7: Clare a Cosmopolitan, and your dog's going straight.
Speaker 3: To the sport.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about? Hair doogs going straight for
Speaker 4: the Playboy play Dog