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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitz and Whipper podcast.

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Speaker 2: Just quickly fits. I mean we were talking about we

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Speaker 2: were talking about Gizelle, Ran and Tom Brady and we

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Speaker 2: call it ages Ago says, and now the divorce laws

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Speaker 2: lawyers have come in. Let's reinforce the other big call

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Speaker 2: that was made on this show Gizelle and Leo.

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Speaker 1: No, he's with Gigi only for the moment, says.

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Speaker 2: They've been in hotels together in Paris like that, that's.

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Speaker 1: That's for now.

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Speaker 2: She's going to get older. One day, she will have

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Speaker 2: another birthday and then all of a sudden, Ill is

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Speaker 2: a fossil in his world.

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Speaker 1: His world, Giselle is a foss They've already been there.

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Speaker 1: He won't go back one man, can we go?

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Speaker 3: Is that a segue into it?

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Speaker 4: It's like, did I just wander into the middle of

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Speaker 4: a conversation?

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Speaker 2: Alle might call you in the breakup?

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Speaker 4: I feel like that's too much for me. I got

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Speaker 4: to be honest with you with like.

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Speaker 1: That is you know what sometimes well, you know like.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I like walk past houses sometimes and I just

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Speaker 4: think like that's a big house. Yeah, Like that's too

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Speaker 4: much of a house for me. Like as soon as

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Speaker 4: I got a house that big. That's just I can't

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Speaker 4: just buy a house. I've got to get a plumber,

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Speaker 4: and I've got to get a pool person, and I've

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Speaker 4: got to get like, you know, someone, There's gonna be

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Speaker 4: rooms in the house that I never go into, and

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to find some I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 4: buy stuff to go in those rooms. That's to me,

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Speaker 4: that's like an absolute nightmare. And that to me is

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Speaker 4: also just out and Tom Brady, to be honest, So

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Speaker 4: like on both sides of that relationship, they are both

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Speaker 4: woman and man too much for you know, he come

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Speaker 4: in one night and he'd be like, We're only eating

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Speaker 4: green stuff for three months because I'm ninety five and

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Speaker 4: I want to play professional football. And I'll be like, well,

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Speaker 4: that's great, I'm only smoking green stuff as well. Maybe

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Speaker 4: have different lives.

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Speaker 1: I'll be in the empty room.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, divorce lawyers have been called Sarah broke

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Speaker 3: it this morning on the show this could be it.

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to believe it will. I thought it

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Speaker 3: was love. You know, it was greatest couple of all time.

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Speaker 3: But apparently it's over. It's all done in dustin.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, it's one of those things too, where

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Speaker 4: I think sometimes this happens quite a lot in real life,

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Speaker 4: doesn't it. But people don't normally retire until they're sixty five.

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Speaker 4: But we hear this all the time. You know, there's

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Speaker 4: couples who are like, oh, yeah, I liked you when

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Speaker 4: you went to work ten hours a day. That was

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Speaker 4: a good relationship with us. But now you're around the

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Speaker 4: house all the time. This is no good.

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Speaker 1: I actually I had to get to know you. This

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Speaker 1: isn't going to work. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, professional sports people they have to go through that

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Speaker 4: pretty early on. And like I think with Tom, he's

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Speaker 2: And it's just like a time when you look at

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Speaker 2: the Geelong Football Club though, and you know, being the

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Speaker 2: oldest team of players collective group of players who ever

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Speaker 1: And you go, oh my god, thirty three, what are

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Speaker 1: you going to do now? What do you do now?

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Speaker 1: How does your life get any better?

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Speaker 4: Well, this is the thing too, Like Tom Brady, you

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Speaker 4: know that he'll be fine to move on because that's

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Speaker 4: He never wanted to be a one club player and

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Speaker 4: he didn't want to be a one model man. You

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Speaker 4: know who will next model being He's had a great

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Speaker 4: era of success at Giselle and now he's reading his

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Speaker 4: Gazel days.

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Speaker 1: Remember those. He's the goat of Gridine. Now he wants

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Speaker 4: I mean there's a real gap in the market for

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Speaker 4: those women that Leonardo DiCaprio dumps when they turned twenty

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Speaker 4: four right there.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is the thing. Do we believe it?

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Speaker 3: Will? And this is what your news show questions question everything.

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Speaker 3: You put the media under the microscope, and you separate

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Speaker 3: expose these How do you do that?

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Speaker 1: Will?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? So this would be a really good example of that,

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Speaker 4: to be honest, because firstly, you'd be looking at where

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Speaker 4: this story about divorce lawyer has been called comes from

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Speaker 4: in the first place, because, like my guess is, without

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Speaker 4: doing any information that has been reported by like the

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Speaker 4: confidential information and it's all take it to the bank.

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Speaker 4: Divorce lawyers have been called. They've been living apart for

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Speaker 4: five months and then suddenly we're like, oh no, no,

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Speaker 4: we live in the same house. It's just really big.

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Speaker 4: We just didn't see each other for a while. I

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Speaker 4: We've just got a big house.

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Speaker 1: I mean, do we look at politics on the show? Will?

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Speaker 1: I mean, is that one of the main things do

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Speaker 4: Well, obviously this week we're celebrating the fact that COVID

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Speaker 4: I mean, there was a couple of people on our

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Speaker 4: reports and I said, well, you believe what you read.

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Speaker 4: COVID is over. Better like you don't have COVID anymore.

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Speaker 1: It's impossible for you to have it now.

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Speaker 3: Actually, he's another one for you because we've got Olbow

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Speaker 3: Anthony Albanezi. Our promise is coming on the show just

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Speaker 3: after ad I've got this morning Will, But David Mail

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Speaker 3: had they hired someone to comment whether our has had

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Speaker 3: work done to his face because he's lost so much weight.

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Speaker 4: So they will just get two photos and describe everything

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Speaker 4: The headlines should be man losers, weight looks slightly different. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: But you know, to me, it's kind of like when

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Speaker 2: you talk about good photos and bad photos. It's like

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Speaker 1: Well take the photo. Now, this is the better side

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Speaker 4: I'm so much of this. I need to explore whip

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Speaker 4: the fact that like you were ending every evening by

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Speaker 4: the little daily assessment of what's going on else, look

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Speaker 4: this is the original. I've just got to look in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm fine, mate, don't worry about me. So you've

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Speaker 1: Will what it was?

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Speaker 4: I am not fine? Thanks? Yes, it is a book

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Speaker 4: written about the well, about my thoughts about what happened

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Speaker 4: I it is twenty twenty two. Have you like what happened?

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Speaker 4: Did you just wake up from a coma this afternoon

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Speaker 4: and haven't listened to the radio yet. I'm not good.

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Speaker 4: The world is not good. Everything has gone pair shaped.

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Speaker 4: Like I love the fact that World War III is

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Speaker 4: My favorite thing about that. Do we ever talk about this?

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Speaker 4: I don't think we did that. Zelenski, the leader of Ukraine,

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Speaker 4: I think about that all the time because he was

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Speaker 4: And he went on Ukrainian TV and played the Prime

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Speaker 4: John Wood, Like we didn't give him a gold LOGI

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Speaker 4: we just made him a cop. You were so good

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Speaker 4: That's your job now, you're so good at it.

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Speaker 1: War andry and doing a good job. Do you defend

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Speaker 4: I mean, this is your next No one can defend Australia,

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Speaker 4: Are you kiddinging? This is the greatest lie that we

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Speaker 4: in any way defensible by anyone who cares. In any way,

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Speaker 4: China could invade Australia. I loved when we always like, oh,

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Speaker 4: how can we prevent China from the invading Australia.

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Speaker 1: We can't.

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Speaker 4: That is just like if they want to, they can.

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Speaker 4: China could take over Australia with the kids who played

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Speaker 4: drums at the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics, like

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Speaker 4: they would have us in a weekend. We've got eight

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Speaker 4: submarines and the rest of them the jew in ninety years. Seriously,

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Speaker 4: when Putin came to Australia, remember Tony Abbot said he

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Speaker 4: was going to shirt front Putin at that big meeting

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Speaker 4: they had and h and decided to show of strengths

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Speaker 4: to bring like five submarines of his own just over

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Speaker 1: Stop putting facts into this, will Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So no, no, I do not like to defend Australia

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Speaker 4: and that would be my speech explaining into the Australian

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Speaker 4: public life as we.

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Speaker 1: Stand as one. Well some question.

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