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Speaker 1: It's not cheating, just a bit of fun. It's just

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Speaker 1: friend cheating? Yeah, top friend? What are you snapping about?

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Speaker 1: So you're trying to man's plain. But this is child's plaining.

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Speaker 1: you'd have to break up with someone he did for that,

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Speaker 1: same thing. Someone tries to explain what you do when

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Speaker 1: they like clearly don't do what you do. Yeah, Like,

425
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Speaker 1: and they think they're in the right, like it is

426
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Speaker 1: man's plainning, but it's also like they just know it alls.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think it's more of a no one. It's like

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Speaker 1: a personality trait. Yeah. What's the simplest thing a guy

430
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Speaker 1: has tried to man explain to you the stock market?

431
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Speaker 1: I work in finance.

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Speaker 2: He did not, And I was thinking, like a couple

433
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Speaker 2: of finance bros got their pyramids game going.

434
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Speaker 1: Yeah, a dude's favorite pastime is, oh I invest in stocks?

435
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I honestly am never going to invest in crypto,

436
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Speaker 2: just purely because it's a nick fair.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Mate, I have lost money in crypto yair, and

438
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Speaker 1: hey if I would get rich from it.

439
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Speaker 2: Thought I thought you took all your money out.

440
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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think all of it out. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I haven't looked at it for a long time, really,

442
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Speaker 1: but I don't. I'm pretty sure there's about four hundred

443
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Speaker 1: bucks in there. I thought you had like four grand

444
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Speaker 1: at one point I did. Yeah, I've lost out here's

445
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Speaker 1: the thing, though, I actually am pretty sure. I don't

446
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Speaker 1: think I've ever tried to get anyone to invest in cryptois. Yeah,

447
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Speaker 1: I don't think. I can't believe you've lost that much money.

448
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Speaker 1: I've been swindled myself. But I'm not the type to

449
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Speaker 1: say to someone you need to invest in this some

450
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Speaker 1: meme coins. No, no, not really buy the whole to

451
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Speaker 1: no meme coins. I'm not willing to study a meme

452
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Speaker 1: pot either. No, how can does anyone think that's a

453
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Speaker 1: good idea? I think this one's fair.

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Speaker 2: What's the simplest thing a guy has tried to ma

455
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Speaker 2: explain to you how to undo a bra.

456
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Speaker 1: Fuck off? Are you serious? Guys like I do this

457
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Speaker 1: all the time. I actually, hands up, don't remember the

458
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Speaker 1: last time I took a bra off or neither. I

459
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Speaker 1: can admit I don't know how to do it. I

460
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Speaker 1: don't think Beth wears bras.

461
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Speaker 2: Neither does Cassie, So I don't know how to do it.

462
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Speaker 2: And that was great thing I noticed when we first

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Speaker 2: started dating.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually I'm trying to think you those things.

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Speaker 2: Are my mortal enemy. It's like Spider Man. What's spider

466
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Speaker 2: Man's kryptonite? Does he have any Superman crypt kryptonid is kryptonized?

467
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Speaker 1: Yeah? What what's Spider Man? I don't know his girlfriend?

468
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Speaker 1: Doctor who's Doctor Doom. Doctor Doom is not Spider Man's

469
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Speaker 1: evil doctor Octopus. Yeah that's Spider Man. No. I I

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Speaker 1: think I've only ever seen Beth weear a bra a

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Speaker 1: couple of times, right, and I will say, there wasn't

472
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Speaker 1: even an attempt. No, I'm not to take it off,

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Speaker 1: making a fool of my I'm like, you know, I

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Speaker 1: kind of like to look at it, just keep it on,

475
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Speaker 1: look like, do you know how to take this off properly?

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Speaker 1: I know?

477
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Speaker 2: But maybe actually I'm thinking, you know, I'm thinking about this.

478
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Speaker 2: So this guy didn't want to man splain. He just

479
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Speaker 2: tried to get her bra off. Yeah, there could be

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Speaker 2: some genius in. He's like, let me show you how

481
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Speaker 2: to take it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there could be some genius in. Let me. Actually,

483
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Speaker 1: I know exactly the mechanics of this. Let me break

484
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Speaker 1: it down. I studied this in my engineering. I can

485
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Speaker 1: do it one. I could do it by looking all right.

486
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Speaker 2: The last one, what's the simplest thing a guy's tried

487
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Speaker 2: to man explain to you how to put bread in

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Speaker 2: the toaster.

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Speaker 1: That's fucking insane. There's no wrong way to do it,

490
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: is there there's no wrong way to do it. There's

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Speaker 1: one way to do it, and that's in I The

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Speaker 1: worst thing that I think guys man's plain is calorie deficits.

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Speaker 1: Oh I saw a TikTok. All that matters is calories

494
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Speaker 1: in calories. I saw a TikTok, and I swear I'm

495
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: semi guilty of this, right, I think I've grown up

496
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Speaker 1: a bit, but I saw a TikTok and it goes.

497
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Speaker 1: I was a photo of a guy and he said,

498
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Speaker 1: leaving knowing there won't be a second date, but happy

499
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Speaker 1: now that she knows what a calorie deficit is. I

500
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: was like, that's so true, man, not always on about

501
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Speaker 1: that ship. Yeah, yeah, out, that's all it is. But

502
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: you can't beat the laws of Thermo. No one's against

503
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Speaker 1: lords of Tomotamicis, which I'm not gonna lie. I won't

504
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: argue with right, But there's a lot of contributing factors.

505
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Speaker 1: There is different things involved, and I won't sit there.

506
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Speaker 1: I will I will. I will say when it comes

507
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Speaker 1: to a man, it is calories in calories out purely

508
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Speaker 1: because that's what I know, But when it comes to

509
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Speaker 1: a woman, I actually don't know. I mean, I'm sure

510
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Speaker 1: it's still calories and carries out, but with the twenty

511
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Speaker 1: eight day cycle, it's different. There's a lot, there's a

512
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 1: lot more to it. Yeah, it's not as simple as that.

513
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Speaker 1: But yeah, maybe I don't think i've Man's Playing too

514
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Speaker 1: many things. I might get back to here. Yeah, you

515
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Speaker 1: know what homework. Yeah, I'm going to ask best if

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Speaker 1: i've met ever Man's planing. I was going to try

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Speaker 1: Man's playing some things, Cassie better, like that better? Before

518
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Speaker 1: we leave? What's one topic each we need to Man's

519
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Speaker 1: playing to one of our girlfriends? Any something simple? Should

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00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: we give one to each other? Yeah? Okay, you have

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Speaker 1: the Man's playing.

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Speaker 2: Um, all right, something about your girlfriend's buying a new car, so,

523
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Speaker 2: something about.

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Speaker 1: Why that's peak that's so good?

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00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 2: Something about like what's something? Or why how to put

526
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Speaker 2: air and tie?

527
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Speaker 1: Fuck? Okay? Yeah, okay, go fall serious, fuck off? Okay,

528
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: I want you to Man's plaine. Hmmm, why there's waves

529
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: in the ocean because you guys like to go to

530
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: the beach. Yeah yeah, yeah, fair, fair, so you have

531
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Speaker 1: to Unfortunately, you'll have to organize a walk at the beach.

532
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: I actually don't know what those waves look it up,

533
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: you idiot.

534
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like that's like a if that's not something

535
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 2: like she's going to be like your man's plaining, she

536
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 2: wouldn't know either. Give me something simpler, ah, like you

537
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 2: don't know why waves are made tides? Yeah, but like

538
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 2: it's not give me something simpler that, Like you're an idiot.

539
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 2: You're an idiot why a surfboard works?

540
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: That's not a good either. You can man e'splain why

541
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: there's waves in the ocean. Here's the thing, right, I'm

542
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: thinking like man's plaining doesn't need to be something that's

543
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: a super simple thing. Right. You can be explaining something complex,

544
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: but it's the way you explain it. But it's like degrading.

545
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 1: You have to man's plain it. I have to try

546
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Speaker 1: and say you're dombing it down to such a way

547
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Speaker 1: of Yeah. So basically you have to be like, oh,

548
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: there's ground swells and then there's wind swells, and so

549
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: sometimes that's why waves looked like this, yes, sand banks, Okay, okay,

550
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: something to do with the ocean, yeah, okay, Okay, I

551
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: reckon go my simple approach and be like why the

552
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Speaker 1: water gets cold during winter? Like that's good. Do it.

553
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: I'll be like, do you know how like the temperature

554
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Speaker 1: like gets really cold something with the starts the melk

555
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: trying to get it. Should I just feel film in

556
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Speaker 1: my face like it's and to Beth, I'll say.

557
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Speaker 2: Prepare your ones easy because you can drive all the

558
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Speaker 2: time and be preparing. And when she's driving like, yeah,

559
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Speaker 2: you've never filled up a tire before, right, I'll.

560
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Speaker 1: Say, okay, okay, so you have to go to you

561
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: it's free at the Petrotation. I don't ever pay, do

562
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: not ever pay. Premier man doesn't mean anything. Maybe she'd

563
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Speaker 1: gaslighted to and tell about premium mare and I'll go

564
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Speaker 1: get them filled up, give me the money for the premium.

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Speaker 1: Stay bad in later