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Speaker 1: What's that on your chest?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I got you your beauty. That was a bit

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Speaker 1: of a prank backride. Sorry, mate, that's all right. You

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Speaker 1: got me and you went right up your nose. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was funny, bleeding at the moment. Sorry, it's not.

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Speaker 2: A really good feel. Hey, I have a look at these.

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Speaker 2: That prank's gone too far?

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Speaker 1: What's up?

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Speaker 2: Jay's Unday's ire style from your place is on Sunday?

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Speaker 2: Is not funny though, isn't it. I want to be involved.

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Speaker 2: We should have got the washed ones.

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Speaker 1: That's that's we got some great calls on this prank's

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Speaker 1: just going too far. I mean, you think it's funny

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Speaker 1: and funny, and then all of a sudden you end

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Speaker 1: you're there for twenty eight years.

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Speaker 2: But you know what, we had a bloody good trip,

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Speaker 2: didn't We was a good time. I'm sorry about that

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Speaker 2: produced that had to leave the show. He's got another

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Speaker 2: he's got another twenty to go. When you will come

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Speaker 2: out one day? I can't remember his now. I've still

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Speaker 2: been keeping in contact with his family. Those calls coming

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Speaker 2: up so and whipper. Everybody loves the pranks to guys,

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Speaker 2: but you know what, there's a fine line of when

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Speaker 2: that prank goes too far, and sometimes you know that

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Speaker 2: there's a fun line between pleasure and pain. You might

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Speaker 2: we've all been there. We know that feeling of thinking

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Speaker 2: it's a good idea and then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: a whoopsie, Daisy. I want to tell you about a

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Speaker 2: maid of mine, and he works in the entertainment game,

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Speaker 2: and he's a big celebrator of birthdays when he works

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Speaker 2: it's a movie, And one in particular was when he

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Speaker 2: was working on a kid's production but one of the

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Speaker 2: when there's a kid's party and you have a pinata,

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Speaker 2: it's an adults party, you phillip full of adult content

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Speaker 2: and things. So he decided to organize this for the

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Speaker 2: adult who was having the birthday pinata got underway, smashed

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Speaker 2: it open. All these things fell out on the floor,

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Speaker 2: and the manager or the EP on the show said,

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Speaker 2: so we don't need that wiggling around on the floor. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: He's married, he's happy. He does a lot of jokes

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Speaker 2: quite often comically timed for when she gets home, so

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Speaker 2: he'll be jumping out from around the door with a

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Speaker 2: She had warned him that the pranks were wearing thin.

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Speaker 2: It's fine if you want to prank, you've got your mates.

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Speaker 2: Go and do your pranks with your mates. But for me,

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Speaker 2: why don't we work on something called a normal relationship

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Speaker 2: where you don't have to prank me because I'm your

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Speaker 2: loved one. He couldn't stop. He set up the prank

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Speaker 2: where he wanted her to think that when she walked

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Speaker 2: in the door, he'd been murdered. So he got he

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Speaker 2: got some lamb's brains, ah and sauce and put a

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Speaker 1: We did that as kids one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we

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Speaker 2: Who did you shine again?

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Speaker 1: Mum and dad?

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Speaker 2: But we were like thirteen, Yeah, yeah, he's he's thirty

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Speaker 2: seven and married. So she walks in the door. He's

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Speaker 2: by his hand. She walks out, screams, my husband's been

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Speaker 2: Murded's murdered, runs out if she celebrate, runs outside to

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Speaker 2: call the police. He runs after it. Just a joke,

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Speaker 2: he'll ever play on his wife, because she played another

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Speaker 2: prank called the divorce papers. Yeah, it's not so much

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Speaker 2: of a good payoff that one. You kind of split

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Speaker 2: everything down the middle and you go your own way

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Speaker 2: and the relationship was over. Really was that worth it?

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Speaker 3: Did he think that was worth it?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Look, if you look back now, says, I don't know

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Speaker 2: where he is at his life in his romantic stakes,

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Speaker 2: but I think he would still say, not a bad joke,

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Speaker 2: not a bad prank.

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Speaker 1: Look, I've been there a couple of times. First one

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Speaker 1: was with Dad. He was a sparky. I set up

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Speaker 1: there's this light flickering in the house. It's just up

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Speaker 1: on the wall here there's a wire hanging down and

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Speaker 1: the deck. That's terrible.

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Speaker 5: That is so unkind. But surely because he's not there

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Speaker 1: Said, I've had a couple of mates that have passed.

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Speaker 1: It was a silly joke. And I said, I won't

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Speaker 1: do that again to you, or do it to somebody else.

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Speaker 1: What about that the kidnapped?

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Speaker 2: The kidnap that?

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Speaker 1: Now we were young, dearie, and that was yeah. We

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Speaker 1: had a great group of friends. We'd go to house

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Speaker 1: and it was the best. And there was two girls

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Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere, and it was pitch black, Sarah there,

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Speaker 1: we weren't even in street lights. We'd set up two cars,

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Speaker 1: We'd set up some mates beforehand. This car comes out

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Speaker 1: They go to the car, They get one of our

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Speaker 1: They're hysterical crying, and then we drive up a bit

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Speaker 5: How old were you when you did this.

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Speaker 1: I was very young. I would have been twenty eight,

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Speaker 1: twenty nine.

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Speaker 2: At least you got out of your system under thirty.

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Speaker 6: I thought this was the one.

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Speaker 5: Where you stole that girl in the cockroach costume.

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Speaker 2: That was different.

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Speaker 1: That was terry.

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Speaker 2: The term, well, that was legitimate kidnapping. You thought she

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Speaker 2: was someone else, didn't you? And her?

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Speaker 1: And then do you want me to ring.

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Speaker 2: A lot of We're going to go to Kadin Bondo, Tommy, Okay,

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Speaker 2: prank went too far? What happened?

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Speaker 7: One friend did a poo in another friend's backpack?

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Speaker 2: I just say, there's floating around this morning.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of work in that. There's not fitcy, no,

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Speaker 1: but there's that's you know what the moment I always

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Speaker 1: think of when you're actually doing it right, What is

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Speaker 1: going through Are you laughing at the time or what's

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Speaker 5: Should be concentrating?

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Speaker 2: And was it in a container Kate? Or was it

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Speaker 2: just to drop off?

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Speaker 8: No? Just straight in.

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Speaker 2: That's really weird behavior.

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Speaker 1: What was the reaction not?

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Speaker 8: Not good?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, very very upset.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: I don't think they're friends anymore.

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Speaker 1: I went do it just for a laugh?

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Speaker 5: Or was it payback or something just.

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Speaker 9: To dare that?

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Speaker 8: No one thought he'd follow through on.

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Speaker 2: And then certainly followed through on it.

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Speaker 1: That is disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Oh god. You know what?

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Speaker 1: Nothing beats a cozy win to get away.

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Speaker 2: Or escaping to a tropical paradise.

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Speaker 1: WhatIf dot com helps you make up for getaways that you've.

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Speaker 2: Missed, plan and book everything, travel all in one place,

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Speaker 2: jump online or on the what if app? What if

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Speaker 2: it's Ozzie for travel when the prank has gone too far. Guys,

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Speaker 2: this made of mine. Unfortunately he is single now. He

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Speaker 2: tried to do the slip throat joke when his wife

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Speaker 2: walked through the door one day. That was the last

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Speaker 2: prank you'll ever play on her. They're now divorced. Teresa,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. What prank went wrong?

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Speaker 11: Hi, good morning. I worked for a bed bathroom table

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Speaker 11: store and we had this fellow. One day he thought

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Speaker 11: it'd be funny to hang a room that we sweep

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Speaker 11: And we were all too busy servants and I one

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Speaker 11: noticed it. Then he's finished his shift. He went high,

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Speaker 11: and then the state manager walked in and he noticed it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, now, what had he done?

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Speaker 11: He got the broom and he wanted to see how

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Speaker 11: bed lit it right, okay, because we didn't notice we

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Speaker 11: were all busy. He sort have gone home. He thought

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Speaker 11: he was smart. And then the state manager walked in

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Speaker 11: and said, what the hell's room hanging upside down.

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Speaker 2: Up there?

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Speaker 1: Did he keep his job? Theresa?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, he was just a casual, but we had to

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Speaker 1: We were managing, mate, you can always rely on a

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Speaker 1: broom Hannah and Pennington. What happened when the paint went wrong?

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Speaker 10: Oh, I was the Hey guys, it was the beginning

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Speaker 10: of lockdown, and just I was living at home with

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Speaker 10: my parents and I had the sleep and my dad

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Speaker 10: lest his computer unattended, and I thought it would be

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Speaker 10: hilarious to send an email to his team. And he

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Speaker 10: has a great relationship with his team. That's not all good.

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Speaker 10: Send an email log off early guys, big week lockdown.

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Speaker 10: It's really hard, yeah on me sort of thing. Anyway,

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Speaker 10: it's really funny in my head. And when I pressed it,

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Speaker 10: I just my heart just fell out. I just don't

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Speaker 10: know what I'd done.

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Speaker 2: What was a fallout?

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Speaker 10: Hand really awkward to rest the lockdown. It just didn't

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Speaker 10: go down well. He got stuck into someone for not

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Speaker 10: emailing it back, and I just, yeah, it wasn't funny,

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Speaker 10: and then I was stuck with him, so.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, but who else it would have been.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's gone home, everyone stopped for the day, and it

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Speaker 1: was important stuff going on.

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Speaker 2: Good gear hand, really good gear.

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Speaker 1: Breton Penrith prank's gone wrong? What have you got for us? Brett?

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Speaker 12: I was seventeen years old. I was an apprentice shooting

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Speaker 12: at a worker. I got hold of going alongside, so

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Speaker 12: I'll run up to my bench and grab my toolbox

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Speaker 1: The box gluing the coins to this to the street

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Speaker 2: That's a bit of fun. Or the little bench out

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Speaker 1: You know, even the fishing line, you know, even putting

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Speaker 2: All right. We want to know if your prank went

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Speaker 9: My mum kind of did something to annoy me, so

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Speaker 9: Up about five hours later. House is empty. Everyone the

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Speaker 9: They had not, So I got down to end of

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I did that once at that

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Speaker 2: That's not bad. That's all I need is chocolate milkshakes.

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Speaker 1: I'm out of here.

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Speaker 2: You're ready to go.

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Speaker 1: Didn't last five hours, Stephan ste I was gone. Tim

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Speaker 14: The prank went really wrong? While stepfather, I and my

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Speaker 5: Yeah, tipping a porterloo is a pretty low moment.

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Speaker 2: If you were at the beach and you saw someone

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Speaker 1: Darn and Livington? What happened?

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Speaker 2: Daggs?

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Speaker 15: This happened in the eighties, back when real pranks were played.

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Speaker 15: I was an apprentice and the boss of Sun. We're

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Speaker 15: quickly finish it off his best fifteen twenty bricks. The

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Speaker 15: go home. Okay, not a problem. The light's still on.

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Speaker 15: It was so ibelieve it.

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Speaker 1: They bricked it up or locked you in there for

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Speaker 15: The sun the muster son he is. He just turned

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Speaker 15: he's just closed turned the power through the power called

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's not.

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Speaker 15: It was a tight furnace. It's like really close.

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Speaker 2: It was like, Darren, tight, What did you do when

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 12: I was rapeable.

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Speaker 15: I just I went to the buses boss and I

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Speaker 16: I said, it worked for the last world hours.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, Darren Funny. At the time, they

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Speaker 1: It's funny when they turned on the furnace as well.

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Speaker 2: Is a bit I was sorry about that, Darren World one.

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Speaker 1: In the morning. It's Monday, fund me somewhere fun pun Monday,

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Speaker 14: Monday.

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Speaker 2: Guys, that's why we give you a story. You've got

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Speaker 2: to give us the puns. Very very simple. This is

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Speaker 2: an interesting story out of India this morning. Parents are

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Speaker 2: they're claiming mental harassment and suing for six hundred and

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Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars. I don't know where you get that

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Speaker 1: Is that the worth? That's the worth of a child?

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Speaker 1: It is that? How much a child as well?

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Speaker 2: Well? He's got a girlfriend, he's married, and he spent

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Speaker 2: get stuff about your flying around up there. We just

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Speaker 1: It would be tough, wouldn't it if you're not continuing

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Speaker 1: the family. Yeah, if you don't breed on, I mean

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Speaker 1: you've got to respect their decision. I understand.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's come so far.

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Speaker 1: We just want a grandchild. Well you want a child yourself?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. We want your puns tied into

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Speaker 2: this story. Do you guys mind if I go on

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Speaker 2: kick it off? Leno? Drum roll? Dude, where's my kid?

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Speaker 5: I'll follow that one, all right, Hilary swanking million dollar?

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Speaker 5: No baby, I'm not really.

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Speaker 1: Says do you remember the Jean Claude Van Damn classic

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Speaker 1: No conceived, no Surrender?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, stretch was.

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Speaker 1: No retreat, no surrender?

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Speaker 2: Okay, battle do and I got a bad look. All right, Tommy,

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Speaker 2: what do you got to go?

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Speaker 1: One of my favorite classics? Three men and no Baby?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Really good Tom?

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Speaker 2: Now he does that? Tom? That was out down here?

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Speaker 1: Who thinks about it?

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Speaker 13: And right?

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Speaker 1: She?

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Speaker 2: Jess wrote one, and she told me beforehand. She said,

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Speaker 2: I think I have a winner, which I came up

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Speaker 2: with last night. She tied it to her wife Tones

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Speaker 2: Tones said, no, it's no good. She mentioned to me,

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Speaker 2: I suggest that's the best pun I've ever heard. She's

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Speaker 2: under pressure, all right, she's a lot of drum roll

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Speaker 2: for Jess.

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Speaker 1: It's the nineteen sixty American adventure film Swiss Family, rob

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Speaker 1: your son? Yeah clever, clever.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I love a jets.

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Speaker 1: Don't all cheer at one? Was the Swiss Family Robinson

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Speaker 2: Or yeah it was a movie.

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Speaker 1: That's a movie.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing movie. Remember they build the trap and the

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a book.

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Speaker 2: I would have been a book as well.

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Speaker 1: Giselle in Blacktown? What you pun? Jazille Child listened to?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, that really good? Really good to say you've

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Speaker 1: Star, Giselle World done. Joeanne and Glenori, here's your drum roll.

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Speaker 17: In the Shadows of Tom I'm getting no baby.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting no baby. The lead stunning performance was the

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Speaker 1: I think I threw to her too quick. Then she

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Speaker 13: Beck?

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Speaker 1: Father of the baby, father of.

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Speaker 2: The baby, father of the bride.

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Speaker 1: But there is no father of the baby because there's

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Speaker 2: I can smell that one a bit back.

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Speaker 1: Damo in Riverston, here's your part.

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Speaker 12: So I got that Adam classic will he made no son?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he made no son?

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Speaker 2: Nod Yeah, all right, Demo, that is awesome. Thank you

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Speaker 1: Rebecca in Stanhope Gardens drum.

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Speaker 4: Roll the grandparent trap, the grad parent trap, parent trap,

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Speaker 4: Yeah but it's the grandparent trap.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but on the nose as well.

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Speaker 1: Thanks break Lenny in Woollongong. You're our final. Let's go, Lenny.

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Speaker 10: I'm going to make your off.

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Speaker 8: You can't refuse the grandfather.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Lenny, you had a swing as well.

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Speaker 1: Whoa you would have thought it.

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Speaker 5: I reckon Ann and Glenori for a commitment to Tom's tribute.

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Speaker 14: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: It was cute.

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Speaker 2: It was a rough start.

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Speaker 1: Well, Joe and Double chin Jin coming your way. Hypothetical

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Speaker 1: that I want to send out with you guys straight

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Speaker 1: for you. If your in laws said to you will

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Speaker 1: the world, catches we want to come along.

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Speaker 2: I mean mine are listening to the show, I say absolutely,

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Speaker 2: I'd be fine with that. You guys to Deborah and David,

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Speaker 1: We just did this with herdogo offair and you said, absolutely, no,

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Speaker 1: that's not true.

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Speaker 2: Ignore what he's saying.

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Speaker 1: Would you do it if they paid for it? Would

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Speaker 1: you let them come totally?

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Speaker 5: But they spend a lot of time with us because

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Speaker 2: I don't think you can. I don't think the parents

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Speaker 2: and go, what about that, I bet you and I.

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Speaker 5: No, that was in olden days when people live together

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Speaker 2: Now, like I've been married twice and still.

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Speaker 5: you know.

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Speaker 2: I went overseas with a girl and mum and dad

447
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,640
Speaker 2: were in the same part of the world and they

448
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,879
Speaker 2: drove down to see us, and it was nice to

449
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,320
Speaker 2: spend a couple of days just with them. I didn't

450
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,119
Speaker 2: see a lot of them. I had a conjunctive artists

451
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,320
Speaker 2: at the time. I didn't know the girl I was

452
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:24,720
Speaker 2: with all that well either, so it was a little

453
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,479
Speaker 2: bit hard. But we spent a few days together and

454
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,520
Speaker 2: it was it was to the point where it was okay, mom,

455
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,280
Speaker 2: and that you can head off now. Oh, it's so

456
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,159
Speaker 2: exciting to be in this part of the world, all

457
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:33,720
Speaker 2: of us together.

458
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,639
Speaker 1: That's nice. Well, how's this couple? Because they put this

459
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:40,120
Speaker 1: up on the internet and the in law said, look,

460
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,880
Speaker 1: we'll pay for it, that's fine, but if you don't mind,

461
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,440
Speaker 1: we wouldn't mind coming along. We'll be in separate rooms. Obviously,

462
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 1: all this kind of stuff, but they've booked in group

463
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,960
Speaker 1: events to do stuff during the day. So are you

464
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,879
Speaker 1: prepared to go out with your in laws and do

465
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,040
Speaker 1: some stuff during the day and then come back and

466
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Speaker 1: get a little bit of time to yourself. They even

467
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,359
Speaker 1: said that they were. There was moments where they'd be

468
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,280
Speaker 1: at the pool all day and then they'd go back

469
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,600
Speaker 1: to their room, thinking this is our time, and then

470
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,960
Speaker 1: all of a sudden there'd be a knock on the

471
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 1: door and it was room service, and the in laws

472
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,080
Speaker 1: would walk in and go. We thought we could all

473
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:17,400
Speaker 1: eat together. The couple had to fake stomach crabs just

474
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Speaker 1: to get rid of the in laws so they could

475
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Speaker 1: get a bit of intimacy.

476
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,800
Speaker 2: What are you going to do? Right? Here's the option

477
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 2: if they're paying, so they've got the money and that's

478
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 2: really nice and they say, hey, let's go to the

479
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 2: South of France for a week all of us, right,

480
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,919
Speaker 2: we're going to fly business class or the other option is,

481
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,480
Speaker 2: because of the lack of funding, we're just going to

482
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 2: fly economy to Fiji together. What are you going to do?

483
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 4: South of France?

484
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 2: Business class? G Fiji? For sure? In the room when

485
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 2: you're hooking up, it doesn't matter sense.

486
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:44,680
Speaker 1: They're not going to hurt you.

487
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 2: If you want to lie to beach, they're not your holiday.

488
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,640
Speaker 2: You want to be able to do whatever you want.

489
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,120
Speaker 2: You don't want to be able to I'm just going

490
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:52,880
Speaker 2: to set the alarm because we have the dad said

491
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,520
Speaker 2: we're meant to be at breakfast at nine point thirty.

492
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 2: Get stuck.

493
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Speaker 1: Can you still elope? Can you elope from a honeymoon?

494
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Speaker 1: I mean, can you there and then just do a

495
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,560
Speaker 1: runner away from the parents.

496
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Speaker 5: You could just not onnswer your phone.

497
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,959
Speaker 2: Well, that's right, maybe you negotiated fits and so all right,

498
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 2: we'll fly over and spend the first two nights with

499
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 2: it you. After that we're going hell for leather. I

500
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 2: want to see you.

501
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:12,919
Speaker 1: We're making babies.

502
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:13,360
Speaker 2: I'm on.

503
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 1: I want to know. It doesn't have to be family members,

504
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 1: because I do remember a story of Paul Kelly and

505
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,479
Speaker 1: Tony Lockett were best mates at the Sydney Swans and

506
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 1: Paul Kelly's honeymoon went up to Darwin with his lovely

507
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 1: wife and they went out in the week sundays a

508
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 1: few times, did a few plane rides and stuff like that.

509
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 1: Tony Lockett rocked up with his wife on their honeymoon

510
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,399
Speaker 1: and the boys went out on a couple of nights

511
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Speaker 1: on their honeymoon and got on the well, they actually

512
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 1: got into a bit of a knuckle at one of

513
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Speaker 1: the pubs, apparently the two boys while the girls were

514
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Speaker 1: back at the hotel room. That was on a honeymoon. God,

515
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,959
Speaker 1: have you as someone rocked up on your honeymoon before?

516
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 1: Did your partner invite them or did you see them?

517
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 1: There was always that great beer ad, remember that down

518
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 1: at the pool?

519
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 2: What are you doing here? Why?

520
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 1: How are you here, I didn't know you.

521
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,920
Speaker 2: Let's say it out. I made of mind booked a

522
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 2: honeymoon in Mexico and he knew it. She didn't know.

523
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: And then they turned up and he spent the entire

524
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 2: timeline on the beach looking at other women because it

525
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 2: was spring break. Oh well, played dazzler.

526
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 1: Rebecca and Hitchinbrook who rocked up on your parents honeymoon?

527
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 3: Oh well, they planned a beautiful honeymoon camping and my

528
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 3: dad decided to invite his best friend of love.

529
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Speaker 2: How did that go down?

530
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 16: Oh?

531
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 3: You know what, my mom still doesn't let him leave

532
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 3: it down. Yeah, so it was pretty much a whole

533
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 3: shit so to be honest, and it was a good

534
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 3: old threesome with them. Actually, how can you like it?

535
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 4: So?

536
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: Did they go off fishing and do other events? Rebecca?

537
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, mama was left at the camp site most of

538
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 3: the time. And yeah, it was got in his best mate.

539
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 2: So your mum and dad is still together?

540
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're still going strong.

541
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 1: Do you know what. I don't think it's a good

542
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 1: start to a marriage, right. If you feel like you're

543
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: going away with the love of your life, you need

544
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,120
Speaker 1: your best friend there to have a good.

545
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 2: Tongue and all of a sudden, you're the one left out.

546
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 1: A couple on the internet needs some help because they said,

547
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 1: would you let your in laws pay for your honeymoon

548
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 1: anywhere that you want to go, anywhere around the world.

549
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: The only catch is is that they want to come along.

550
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: They want to be there with you. Guys, would you

551
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,199
Speaker 1: do it? Anyone who rocks up to a honeymoon? I mean,

552
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 1: that's got it. That's a special moment.

553
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 2: A couple of the parents would suggest it to shout

554
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 2: them the honeymoon and go away.

555
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 1: Heather, we got the cash, Heather in Mount Cola? Who

556
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: did your ex husband invite on your honeymoon?

557
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 17: Three of his best states and their wife And we

558
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 17: were on a houseboat, so it was very small, very

559
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 17: gram Heather.

560
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 2: Did you know that you were going on a houseboat

561
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 2: and you did you think it was just the two

562
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 2: of you?

563
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 8: Or no?

564
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 9: No, no.

565
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 17: I knew he'd invite to them, and I didn't agree

566
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 17: with it, but I.

567
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 2: Didn't have a say on a houseboat. Pretty tight quarters.

568
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: Did you get along with the girls, Heather? Were they

569
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: good mates of yours? Or it was more his mates

570
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 1: were mates?

571
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 17: Yea through him and we used to go, you know,

572
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,639
Speaker 17: skiing a lot together as you know, as a group,

573
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 17: but you know, honeymoon.

574
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Heather, did you break up because he

575
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 2: hooked up with one of the other girls on.

576
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 1: The trip.

577
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 17: Through other circumstances. Yeah, we've been separated years.

578
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: She got big time. Kelly and men I who rocked

579
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 1: up on your honeymoon? Kel Oh?

580
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 7: We had my parents, my cousins are metric kids, and

581
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,159
Speaker 7: then two of our best mates.

582
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 2: How Kelly, wow?

583
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 11: Oh, we just want to continue.

584
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 16: To party, right, So you were okay with it totally?

585
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 7: Okay, it was all planned and you know we would

586
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 7: it was one of our best holidays and we would

587
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,120
Speaker 7: love to do another holidays.

588
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 2: And it's meant to be an adventure for the two

589
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 2: of you. You know, we can wander around and I

590
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,119
Speaker 2: don't know, go to a neurdics village if you're on,

591
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 2: but just find that freedom somehow.

592
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: Well it is that moment.

593
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 17: I don't need to say that.

594
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: Well, you can lay in bed all day without any responsibility,

595
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,199
Speaker 1: probably one of the last times you get to do it.

596
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:11,920
Speaker 2: So true.

597
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: Matt's giving us a call. Who rocked up to your honeymoon? Matt?

598
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 16: Oh, Well, we're sitting by the Paul in Bali after

599
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,400
Speaker 16: the the parents paid for a honeymoon. It was really

600
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 16: nice and sitting there and had some of the tray

601
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 16: of drinks ropped up, and so this is from the

602
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 16: group over on the corner there, and we looked across

603
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 16: and the parents that were there, and that was not good.

604
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,719
Speaker 16: But then look further across than my sister and her

605
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 16: boyfriend had rocked up as well.

606
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 2: You got to be killing you've got to be killing you.

607
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 2: Many had no.

608
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 16: Idea, no, no, no, it was like God just paid

609
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 16: for a honeymoon. We'll go away and do ourselves. And

610
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,639
Speaker 16: next minute it was a family gathering.

611
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, surprise attack is.

612
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 2: No, that's World War three right there.

613
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 1: And you're in couder as well. You're just dreaking man

614
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: concentrated red ball. You're off your head. Thanks Maddie, Caroline

615
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: and Snives who racks up on your honeymoon?

616
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 9: Caroline, Oh it was a bit of a surprise.

617
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 7: Actually, my husband organized a trip to Hawaiian doing the islands,

618
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 7: and he invited another couple from America to join us. Okay,

619
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 7: that's that couple, then invited another four couple.

620
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 2: Domino. So you had to spend the entire time with everyone.

621
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,159
Speaker 7: We had a few little breaks, but yes, they organized

622
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 7: to show us around for everything, day and night.

623
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: Was there a moment where you said to him Carolina,

624
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind just a bit of time with you

625
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: and I.

626
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 7: Well, yes, because we never lived together prior. Yes, it

627
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 7: was to be our special time.

628
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 1: You know what.

629
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 8: In the end it worked out fun.

630
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 10: So yeah, you're still with him, surprise absolutely, twenty seven.

631
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 2: Years later he is, Caroline, Thank you.

632
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: Natalie and Camden. Who'd you find on your honeymoon? Nat?

633
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 10: Oh?

634
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 9: Good morning?

635
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

636
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 8: We you were a honeymooning in Fiji on one of

637
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 8: the outer islands. So every day there'd be a new

638
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,199
Speaker 8: boat that would bring in the new people for the

639
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 8: island and take away the old people that finished their holidays.

640
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 8: And I'm a teacher and there was I think we're

641
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 8: about three days into our week long honeymoon and about

642
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 8: six of my year twelve students jumped off the very

643
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 8: for their foolish no way.

644
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 2: And there you were paddleboarding topless and the kids turn up.

645
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: On and did they rub it in as well?

646
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 2: Like?

647
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 1: Were they were they taking the poles out of you?

648
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 4: Oh?

649
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, all the little whisperings and I was like,

650
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 8: oh my god, I said, my husband, we're going to

651
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 8: go and find another pool. You're going to find somewhere else.

652
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 2: Did you have a drink with them in the end?

653
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: No, God, no, you know that first time you travel,

654
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,239
Speaker 1: and this is what I love. When you're young and

655
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: you're independent and you go travel for the first time

656
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: with your friend. Yeah, man, you could be quite daunting.

657
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: Things can go wrong, especially if you're going overseas or

658
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: you don't know what your way around. You're doing everything

659
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: on the fly.

660
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 2: You're hungry for adventure. Two, you're willing to do some

661
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 2: stupid things. Everyone makes mistakes over seas.

662
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: If you got into trouble the first time you traveled

663
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: overseas or anywhere because you didn't know what was going

664
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: on and you got into a bit of trouble. I'd

665
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: love to hear from your thirteen to twenty four ten

666
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: because that had a good made of mine. Lincoln come

667
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: over for the weekend. You guys have met Lincoln brought

668
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: him into the studio before. This is the second time

669
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: he's ever been to Sydney. Before I met Link about

670
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: eighteen years ago at Camp Quality at Poor Kiddies he's

671
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: had about forty operations, been in and out of the

672
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: women's and children's and I used to go and see him.

673
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: We've stayed friends ever since. He's twenty seven years of age.

674
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: Now we get him over every now and then. But

675
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: he's quite anxious when he travels because he's by himself

676
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: and he doesn't know where to go and he doesn't

677
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: know what to do. And then there's a fair bit

678
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: of anxiety for sure. So over the weekend we're having

679
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: a few and I'm shut and he's loving it. He

680
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: wanted to see King's Cross. I want to go see

681
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: where the Ibrahims were, and right I've seen under Belly,

682
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: so I want can you take me there? So we

683
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: went out of the Cross until five in the morning.

684
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: I didn't know he didn't, so I just took him

685
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: to a few places. But there was over the week

686
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: and there was a couple of things that went wrong.

687
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: So first of all was the bottlow, where I didn't

688
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: have any beers that I'm so I said, I'll just

689
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: pop into the bottle shop. So do you want to

690
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: stay in the car? He said, now come in. So

691
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: we went into the bottle shop and I can tell

692
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: he gets anxious. He goes, FITZI, where are you going?

693
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: I said, I was just going to go into the

694
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: cold room to get a case. So I'll go into

695
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: the cold room and I'm in there for a while

696
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: deciding what I'm going to get, and then I come

697
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: out and the poor bugger is freaking out because a

698
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,479
Speaker 1: woman in there was asking him where the reasling section

699
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: was worked here, and he didn't know. He goes, I'm sorry,

700
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Then she was

701
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: getting upset, going can you just just show me? And

702
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: he goes, I don't work here. So I had to

703
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: go over and saw that out, and then he was

704
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: a little bit nervous. I take him back to the car.

705
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: The other one was over the weekend. We went to

706
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: the petty station and I'm filling up and he said, Fitz,

707
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: I need to go to the toilet. And I said, well,

708
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: just going to the petty station, see if there's one

709
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: in there. There wasn't a toilet in there. I said,

710
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: there's a pub, you know, the Frisco Hotel. We had

711
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: a Christmas party.

712
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

713
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: It wasn't that good. And Edson willa maloo, and I said,

714
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: just go over there into the pub and I'll meet

715
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: you back here at the car. And he's like, oh,

716
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: can you come? And I said, well, I'm filling up

717
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: the car. You start walking over and I'll come and

718
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: get you after. And I could see him and he

719
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: was nervous. So he's walking over to the pub. And

720
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: then as I'm walking over to the pub I paid

721
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: for the petty, I can hear the pub's chockers. There's

722
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: quite a few people in there, and I'm going, this

723
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: is what I freaked him out. I go into the

724
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: men's toilets. He's not there. And then I'm looking around

725
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: the pub. He's not there, and I'm going, oh, no,

726
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: I've lost him in Sydney. He must be freaking out.

727
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: And then this woman walks out of the women's toilet.

728
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 2: It's with Lincoln.

729
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: Does anyone know this guy?

730
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 2: Do they hook up? Wow? Quickly? Doesn't It?

731
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 5: Was she being nice to him.

732
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: I hope she was being really nice, so that was good.

733
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: But he was just he's unfortunately, I think when he

734
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: travels by himself, he just doesn't enjoy it because he's

735
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: always anxious and he doesn't know the environment is not unfamiliar,

736
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: is unfamiliar.

737
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 2: They exchanged I didn't exchange numbers or anything. Going since

738
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 2: the weekend, good man, that's pretty much movie.

739
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: First.

740
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 2: Buy me a drink. But you know it's not a

741
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 2: bad start for him.

742
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,959
Speaker 1: Is when you go overseas. This is the thing. It's hard.

743
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: You don't know you know when you jump onto a train,

744
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: or you don't know the custom. You don't know whether

745
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: to pay a tip.

746
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,479
Speaker 5: When I was in Italy nannying and backpacking and stuff

747
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 5: cars when I first arrived, I don't speak Italian, cars

748
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 5: kept pulling up. I was just going for a walk

749
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 5: by myself on the road and men would yell stuff

750
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 5: at me. And I got home and I said to

751
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 5: the mother of these kids are yelling And she said, oh,

752
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 5: because blondes over here are prostitutes. So they cop pulling

753
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 5: up soliciting, and I would just start walking along with

754
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 5: the bag, looking at the.

755
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 2: Site about who you were confusing with myself? That made

756
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 2: a fortune.

757
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: What Marnie's given us a call from Arobra. What happened

758
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: on your first trip, Maney, Yeah, so.

759
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 6: Very fast trip brotherseas ended up in Beijing and bit

760
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 6: Tilly didn't book any transfers or anything like that thought

761
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 6: would work it out. When we got there and the

762
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 6: only sign we just find in English was a lady

763
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 6: holding a sign saying transfers. And I was like, oh,

764
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 6: thank goodness, there's somebody. She spoke English.

765
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 8: Great.

766
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 6: She's like, I will organize a car for you.

767
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 8: Fantastic.

768
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 6: But then there's two guys like six to five plus

769
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 6: there were the biggest guys I've ever seen in my mind,

770
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 6: send up black muscle t shirts. Either side of us

771
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 6: goes you know what takes the luggist ladies, and I was.

772
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 8: Like, what great service.

773
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 6: Bumbled us into an elevator, and then they showed us

774
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 6: the great card and they wanted to charge equable and

775
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 6: this is probably fifteen years ago equivalent of one hundred

776
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 6: and eighty dollars to transfer from the Bathing airport to

777
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 6: our hotel.

778
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: You couldn't say no money, well, we tried.

779
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 6: So when I sort of said no and I started

780
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 6: making scuses and the hot things booked already and got

781
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 6: on my mobile, they basically split us up and then

782
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 6: took our luggage and hit it in a service into

783
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 6: different areas and different forms of the airport. We were

784
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 6: literally running away feeling like some kind of scene from

785
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 6: taking it was horrible and hitting the bathroom luggage. No,

786
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 6: and that's what I've learned, like really cautious, never let

787
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 6: go your luggage, never go with your friend and.

788
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 1: Pretty see this is the think Chailien's the same as well.

789
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: You jump on the back of how scooter you think

790
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: is a taxi and he goes, Yeah, where your hotel is?

791
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: Your next thing? You know, you're at a jewelry store.

792
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 2: But it's like and bug and Bali. Well, they'll take

793
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 2: your luggage off the conveyor belt and put it in

794
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 2: the back of their car, so you've got no other

795
00:34:58,840 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 2: option than to get in the car.

796
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm in the car, all right. What happened when you

797
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,919
Speaker 1: traveled for the first time thirteen twenty fourteen, Brad at Alexandria.

798
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 1: What happened on your first trip?

799
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 13: Yeah, mate, I was in Santorini with a friend and

800
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 13: we hide quad bikes as you do there for about

801
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 13: four days. And on the first night, one a bit

802
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 13: of a budget, so we just went ice crim pasting

803
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 13: to the shop to shop, parked out quad bikes on

804
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 13: the side of the road. Come back then an hour

805
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 13: later and they've been impounded by the police. We've found

806
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 13: a note on there for about three hundred euros each.

807
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 2: Oh, I love.

808
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 13: The bit of a budget here. So we're like, all right,

809
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 13: what do we do anyway? There another three days, so

810
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 13: we just hang about lay low. The last morning would

811
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 13: probably duetially leave there at about twelve o'clock and the

812
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 13: guy from the quad bike shop rocks up at our

813
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 13: door at six am in his Greek Where are you

814
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 13: were our bikes?

815
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 11: You got to pay this?

816
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

817
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.

818
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 13: Me and my mate like nuts, legged it out the

819
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 13: back door, out the window, dropped us through pastes from

820
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 13: the balcony, was very out of there well, and you

821
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 13: got away, got away mate later never gone back to greet.

822
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 1: Okay, then this could be your Fitzy loses it or

823
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: your Fitzi's volcano. I just need to get this off

824
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: my chest, all right, because we know the last two years,

825
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: everybody's been doing it really really tough. Okay, we've had

826
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: the pandemic stuff obviously, you know, with the weather at

827
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: the start of this year as well. But the number

828
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: one thing with our kids, you know, it's our homeschooling

829
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: and the kid's not been able to go to school.

830
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: The other thing as well is sport, right, we want

831
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: to get our kids out to sport. And it's been

832
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: great to start this year. But over the weekend and

833
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 1: I'm there was a few counsels that did this, but

834
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 1: this morning I'm concentrating on the Canada Bay Council. Right,

835
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: so if anyone knows a representative from there, you can

836
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 1: go and get stuffed because all right, so okay, so

837
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: our boys, well my hue was supposed to play at

838
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: Dramyne Oval on Sunday yesterday. Right now, anyone who's been

839
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: to Dramoyine Oval, it's one of the best in the States.

840
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: Sarah has Newsapel's cricket play on there. They have AFL

841
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: games on there, NRL plays on there. I think even

842
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 1: the Wallabies have played on there or trained on there.

843
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: It's top notch. It's professional lat drainage system. It's a

844
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 1: brilliant oval. Now we know on the weekend the sun

845
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: was out all day Saturday, it was a beautiful day.

846
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 1: Yesterday the sun was out as well, but they called

847
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: it on Friday night. On Friday afternoon they said all

848
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 1: games are off for the weekend.

849
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 2: It was discussed for that oval, for that oval.

850
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: So the kids were like they were shattered. We didn't

851
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: even get a game, and then all of a sudden,

852
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: bow Gwala, who we were playing and thank you very

853
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: much for the bou Gala Footy Club, said well, why

854
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: don't you come over to our ground and you can

855
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 1: play the last game on Sunday night, which was four o'clock.

856
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 1: The sun was going down. They turned the lights on.

857
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: They were really accommodating. I'm just disgusted that some of

858
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 1: these councils make this decision, make these decisions, and then

859
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: there's excuses of oh, sorry, we don't have enough people

860
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: to go check the grounds, or well it's for the kids'

861
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 1: safety and that as well, go and get stuffed, as

862
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: if the kids are going to hurt themselves. They love

863
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: playing in the mud. Just let them play.

864
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 2: I would suggest there's another code breathing over their shoulders,

865
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 2: saying we've got training on the Monday and we want

866
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: the oval in top neck. Don't rip it.

867
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,720
Speaker 1: I'm telling you now, let them rip up the oval,

868
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: because I promise you, precious little men, that the oval

869
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: will recover. It's going to be okay. The sun will

870
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: come out again and the grass will recovery.

871
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 2: How that happens, yea then play footy, don't cancel a game.

872
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 2: It sounds like gosh. I mean, if you're talking about

873
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 2: the level of quality of that oval, then it should

874
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 2: be able to withstand that. I mean, if you're saying

875
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 2: all the codes play there and they play high level,

876
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 2: it's obviously a well maintained and treat it oval, so

877
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 2: therefore it should be able to take it.

878
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 1: The drainage system is amazing and it's really well and

879
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: the sun out all day Sunday. They made the decision

880
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: Friday that Sunday footy is off. That's a disgrace. And

881
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: if I went there yesterday it would have been in

882
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,479
Speaker 1: top notch con.

883
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 2: Who's the council, Canada Bay Council. That's it. We're turning

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Speaker 2: into two GB this morning. Tom, get someone from Canada

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Speaker 2: Bay Council on and explain why Sunday's game was canceled

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Speaker 2: on Friday, because the big guy needs answers, is it.

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Speaker 1: Tom. I've got some now the festival tickets to give

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Speaker 1: away to them as well if they want them. But

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Speaker 1: this is the thing we have, how frustrating. We've got

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Speaker 1: sun all week right, We've got maybe a tiny little

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Speaker 1: bit of rain on Friday and a little bit on

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Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday. What's the bet we've got another home

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Speaker 1: game this week? If they call it off, I don't know, Tom.

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Speaker 1: I'm going down with a Molotov cocktail us and just

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Speaker 1: a dream.

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Speaker 2: And then we do a demolition derby in our cars

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Speaker 2: on the Oval and really rip it up.

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Speaker 1: Just let you know what our kids have been doing

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Speaker 1: it tough the last few years. Year Oval going to

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Speaker 1: be all right. Yeah, I've had my peace Shames, the Volcano, The.

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