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Speaker 1: Sits you and with her with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Guys, I don't know if you've noticed. Normally, when I

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Speaker 2: come in starling something a brand new, there's a couple

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Speaker 2: of comments floating around, like, well well done, congratulations, nice

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Speaker 2: new shirt, where'd you get that?

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Speaker 1: None of that this.

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Speaker 2: Morning, unfortunately, as I sit here in a crisp white

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Speaker 2: polo looking.

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Speaker 1: Very from that for the last ten years. Directed it

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Speaker 1: yourr Why this looks good?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I think I think you brought you wore some

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Speaker 3: new nikes.

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Speaker 4: The old nikes you tried to rock there for around

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Speaker 4: the cricket match.

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Speaker 5: Very Louis Vton bumbags and your order hat. You could

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Speaker 5: be hanging out at paramatter of notes, I ain't afraid.

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Speaker 1: Of it, mate.

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Speaker 2: I can fit in anywhere, and I'm like a chameleon.

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Speaker 2: You show me the event and I'll turn up matching

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Speaker 2: the style. That's what I go for.

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Speaker 5: I'm like a commede.

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Speaker 4: You just read the dress code. That's that's being a chameleon.

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Speaker 4: You're a stand up chameleon, just taking some direction. Sorry,

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Speaker 4: I didn't notice your white polo.

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Speaker 1: Is there any but the polo is a bit tight today?

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Speaker 1: Man two, this is Tom did try on the extra

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Speaker 1: extra lights in here? Have we got high beam? The

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Speaker 1: high beams are very very hard.

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Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with a steff nip in a white polo.

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Speaker 2: I'm not afraid of it anyway. So there's this store

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Speaker 2: called Unicor.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, mate, they paying it because I someone

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Speaker 4: banging on about I just can't believe what I've discovered?

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Speaker 5: Did you? But do you know what?

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Speaker 1: You were paying one hundred and fifty dollars for a

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Speaker 1: plain white T shirt?

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Speaker 5: And then it's like it's like it's a new it's

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Speaker 5: a new discovery you found unica. I do them for

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Speaker 5: twenty but.

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Speaker 2: It's just extraordinary and right now fits if you go there.

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Speaker 2: The twenty four dollar T shirt, the plain white that

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Speaker 2: I was buying, is now on sale at nineteen. Olie

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Speaker 2: went there and got twenty five of them, so you

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Speaker 2: can pick up a beautiful T shirt for just nineteen

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Speaker 2: dollars cotton on.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you a list of other places. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: do a nineteen dollar tea if they do.

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Speaker 5: Are you out of Rolling Stones T shirt? In there

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Speaker 5: for thirty bucks?

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Speaker 1: Is that where Richard wilkoms Rolling Stones? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Are they getting paid for that?

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Speaker 1: You?

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Speaker 5: Of course?

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Speaker 2: I have to be with the tongue on it. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: here was the issue. I took the kids along. I said, guys,

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Speaker 2: now that we've discovered this Uniclose shop, you should get

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Speaker 2: some tea's as well.

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Speaker 1: So we all went there.

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Speaker 2: Now, when you've got kids, you understand that you're in

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Speaker 2: a bit of a rush and you have to get

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Speaker 2: it done quickly. So I'm standing at the front of

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Speaker 2: the store. I see the part of T shirts where

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Speaker 2: I've shot before, and I wasn't going to walk to

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Speaker 2: the back of the store and use the change rooms.

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Speaker 2: I'm just tops off at the front of the store

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Speaker 2: and it's a quick change.

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Speaker 1: Like how long does it do?

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Speaker 2: You do that too quick? You just take your shirt

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Speaker 2: off in the store. I never want the going to

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Speaker 2: the change I'll even take my hants off.

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Speaker 5: You don't know.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to put people off their young jar upstairs.

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Speaker 4: If you went to the uniclo home finger, oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, well that's the one. I was next to

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Speaker 2: the Lego store and it was you know, I thought

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Speaker 2: it was fine. Everybody thought it was fine.

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Speaker 1: There was a couple of looks. There was a few

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Speaker 1: head turns, and you look.

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Speaker 5: Quite a hairy man, though, it can be quite confronting

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Speaker 5: for people.

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Speaker 1: It's the human body.

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Speaker 3: Do you have your shirt off as well? Not just

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Speaker 3: the kids?

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Speaker 1: No, I had my shirt off. Yeah, one kid.

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Speaker 5: One kid started setting up a tent next to him,

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Speaker 5: thinking that they were in the forest.

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Speaker 1: No, okay, it was just me with my shirt off.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's a bear.

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Speaker 2: So you put your T shirt down, you try on

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Speaker 2: the new one, and then you take it off and go,

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Speaker 2: I'll add it to the basket and you put your

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Speaker 2: other T shirt back on. Anyway, that's when a lady

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Speaker 2: came over and said, could you please use the change rooms?

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Speaker 5: And at the same time, did she work there or

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Speaker 5: was it just an everyday punt out?

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Speaker 1: Don't joke about it. It was an everyday punt Oh

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Speaker 1: was it really?

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Speaker 3: Oh someone from the public.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know what, you need to be considerate

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Speaker 4: to others around you. Not everyone is fine with the

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Speaker 4: naked human would be quite triggering.

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Speaker 1: It was just the most for you. It's fine, I'm

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Speaker 1: all right, but you know some people don't like that star.

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Speaker 2: And here's the thing was I only found out that

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Speaker 2: she was part of the public where I said, do

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Speaker 2: you have any of these any more of these in

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Speaker 2: the large, why I've got you here? And she said

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Speaker 2: I don't work here, And that's when I was That's

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Speaker 2: when I was offended because I thought it could have

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Speaker 2: been store policy that if you do see anybody and

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Speaker 2: the staff have been trained, advise to show them where

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Speaker 2: the change rooms are.

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Speaker 1: But the fact that this was a punter who was

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Speaker 1: just so offended.

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Speaker 2: By my hot rig did she on the off chance

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Speaker 2: that you might have been there that day, what.

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Speaker 1: Give us a call if you're at Unico? And so

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Speaker 1: we with his top off, very niche phone Toppy very much.

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Speaker 4: I know, And why do you need to take your

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Speaker 4: top off? Don't you do the T shirt? If you

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Speaker 4: fold the T shirt from under where the armpits are

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Speaker 4: and you stretch it across your chest, you know whether

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Speaker 4: that T shirt.

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Speaker 3: Fits or not.

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Speaker 1: Not really not for my shape.

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Speaker 2: That might work for Tom, who doesn't have any muscle

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Speaker 2: memory or muscle, who's just sort of a sack of

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Speaker 2: skin and bones.

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Speaker 1: That might work for Tom.

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Speaker 5: She did, she say what offended her? Was it the nipple?

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Speaker 5: Was it the tricep hair or the muffin top?

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Speaker 1: That's why she thought she'd gone to muff and break. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll have a blueberry one.

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Speaker 3: Please nuff and break.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, it's a break you don't want. Kate

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Speaker 4: Rich no smoke, ocean, somebody breaking my neck.

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Speaker 3: I'll walk, I'll work through.

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Speaker 1: One. Walter Well, I'm just saying, you know.

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Speaker 4: I know, you just get changed. That's why there are

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Speaker 4: change rooms.

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Speaker 5: Roger Roger Feeder is an ambassador for Unicorn. But you're

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Speaker 5: not going to be an ambassador for unic I'm doing

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Speaker 5: everything I can.

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Speaker 1: Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.

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Speaker 3: Jode, are you