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Speaker 1: Hey guys, we've got a situation.

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Speaker 2: Situation. Were you on the tann again?

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Speaker 1: No worse, it happened to midair.

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Speaker 3: I read about this.

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Speaker 1: There's a flight from Bali to Brisbane. Now what happened

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Speaker 1: on board is nothing short of horrific. So one toilet

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Speaker 1: was already out of action.

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Speaker 2: So there's three on that plane.

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Speaker 1: That's right, one in busy, one in busy to up

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Speaker 1: the back. Now mid flight, so there were three hours

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Speaker 1: in so three hours to dissent.

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Speaker 3: I mean the taking off with one toilet out of.

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Speaker 1: Actions dangerous, dangerous.

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Speaker 4: I believe it is one of the only things when

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Speaker 4: it comes to aviation safety that there's no rule on

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Speaker 4: because it doesn't actually affect safety.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I think that needs to change.

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Speaker 4: If one is out of action, there's no light. You

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Speaker 4: need to have a certain amount of usable lavatories.

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Speaker 5: Per head, which is crazy because if a cigarette light

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Speaker 5: is like a non smoking laders out, they won't take off,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Like they've got all these other rules, they're so strict

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Speaker 2: on it, but toilet.

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Speaker 1: I dare say they're going to rewrite the rule book

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Speaker 1: after this. Yes, Now, so midway through the journey, again

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Speaker 1: reminded that there's one toilet already out. The remaining two

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Speaker 1: toilets failed. No completely completely, So the cabin crew then

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Speaker 1: urged passengers who needed to relieve themselves that they must

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Speaker 1: do it in a bottle.

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Speaker 2: No at their seat or quote.

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Speaker 1: On top of whatever was already in the toilet.

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Speaker 3: No, yes, how far into the flight did so?

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Speaker 1: This is three hours three hours to go.

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Speaker 3: No, you must land. You can't go the whole way.

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Speaker 1: According to one passenger quote, a foul smell filled the air,

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Speaker 1: urine seeped onto the cabin floor.

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Speaker 3: That's a safe health and safety issue.

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Speaker 2: Would don't you.

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Speaker 1: Land that You can't be wearing socks in the cabin.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, squelchy, people would be vomiting.

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Speaker 1: I would vomit, Yeah, do it in the bottom they

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Speaker 1: I'd explode like I'd actually, oh yeah, you go the

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Speaker 1: tal nine times so often.

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Speaker 4: Actually landing somewhere, have you got that's a proper clear

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Speaker 4: the runway or we are coming, we're landing now in

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Speaker 4: darl Now.

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Speaker 5: Have you seen the poop cruise dot co on Netflix?

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Speaker 5: It was about a cruise ship that was just off

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Speaker 5: the coast of Mexico. It's on Netflix at the moment,

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Speaker 5: and all the toilets got stuck.

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Speaker 4: If I saw a Netflix show called Poop Cruise, it

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Speaker 4: would be at the bottom of my list of things

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Speaker 4: to watch the top.

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Speaker 1: More than four thousand people are stuck on a cruise

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Speaker 1: ship that is dead in the water. The toilets weren't

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Speaker 1: working well.

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Speaker 6: We could do a number one in the shower and

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Speaker 6: then I'm telling you got bad.

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Speaker 3: I would never expect having a poop and a red bag.

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Speaker 6: Oh no, oh no.

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Speaker 5: They got handed plastic bags to do their business in

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Speaker 5: dog poo bag like the Virgin flight. They got told

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Speaker 5: just to do it on top of whatever's already in

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Speaker 5: the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Off the coast of Mexico. And here's the worst bit.

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Speaker 5: The ship started to turn on its side a little bit,

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Speaker 5: so then everything started.

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Speaker 4: Get the life rafts out and put me on it

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Speaker 4: and get me to cover us.

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Speaker 3: And looks.

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Speaker 2: People did? People started peeing off the side of the ship,

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Speaker 2: a cruise ship.

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Speaker 3: Why didn't they just go to shore?

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Speaker 2: Because they no power. The whole boat was out for tugboats.

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Speaker 2: Come out and get my.

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Speaker 4: Note, Get me on the get me on that inflatable thing.

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Speaker 4: They say, there's enough for everyone. Get the emergency raft

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Speaker 4: off the side and get me off.

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Speaker 5: Apparently someone apparently someone threw their red bag overboard, but

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Speaker 5: they're on the top deck. But the wind has then

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Speaker 5: fed back into someone.

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Speaker 1: Who admiring the views, and they get a bag of

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Speaker 1: poo in the face.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that is not.

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Speaker 2: A real story. It's amazing. It's a real story.

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Speaker 1: It's on the dock.

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Speaker 3: Have you watched it?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I watched about five minutes of it.

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Speaker 3: And when this is this, how would you watch a

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Speaker 3: whole two hours of that?

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Speaker 1: I know it's very educational.

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Speaker 3: So educational. Don't get on a cruise. Here's the education in.

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Speaker 2: That thirteen twenty four ten.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, I'd rather be eaten by the sharks. I'd

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Speaker 4: jump off and try and swim to Mexico.

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Speaker 5: Let's talk flights from hell thirteen twenty four ten, or cruises,

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Speaker 5: flights or cruises from home. You couldn't get any worse

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Speaker 5: than no toilets on board a flight, could you? That

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Speaker 5: is just I'm engines, enginees not working.

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Speaker 2: The engines or.

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Speaker 1: As I said before, poobag in the face isn't great.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's idea bagging us thirteen twenty four ten.

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Speaker 1: That no to join us on the air is something

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Speaker 1: about just one passenger having a chum though, Oh no,

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Speaker 1: you know the word sets me off.

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Speaker 5: This is what I'll sitting off and look thirty thirteen,

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Speaker 5: twenty four to ten. If you've been on a flight

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Speaker 5: or a cruise from hell. I got turned it on

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Speaker 5: Archie Brothers vouchers up the grabs because there was no

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Speaker 5: power on the cruise ship, so the bathrooms will pitch

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Speaker 5: black while people are trying to do it in the bag.

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Speaker 2: So what people were doing where they were using those.

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Speaker 5: Strobe lights on the life jackets, so it was like

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Speaker 5: they were in a rave party.

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Speaker 2: So it's just flashing before they're trying to in the back.

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Speaker 1: I think he has watched it.

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Speaker 2: We are talking flights or cruises gone bad.

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Speaker 1: This is all off the back of this horrendous flight

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Speaker 1: from Bali to Brisbane where not one, not two, but

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Speaker 1: three toilets were out and passengers will urge to urinate

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Speaker 1: in bottles.

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Speaker 2: At least this wasn't a punch on this.

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Speaker 3: I do not believe that happened.

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Speaker 2: I know for three hours normally it's like a violent flight.

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Speaker 2: At least there was no punch on.

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Speaker 3: Let's go too, I reckon there would have been at

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Speaker 3: some point.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably I would awad myself. I just would you'd

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Speaker 2: stopped the drinks cart.

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Speaker 3: Well, they needed empty bottles, exactly, drink drink up.

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Speaker 2: How are you going to try and get it in

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Speaker 2: that tiny little smirt off bottle? And I'd be okay

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Speaker 2: with it. Let's go to set.

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Speaker 6: Hello you guys, We're good.

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Speaker 2: Now you're drums with Bali as well?

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Speaker 3: Was it always blee?

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Speaker 6: I'm like, those tweople are coming back from Barley. They

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Speaker 6: never should be a toilet out.

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Speaker 2: No, exactly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I came back from Bali at New Year's I had

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Speaker 6: a date on news Day as well. So I was

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Speaker 6: flying back New Year's Ease with a girlfriend. I was

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Speaker 6: sitting in the three row seat in the very middle.

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Speaker 6: We were all struck in coming into landing and my

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Speaker 6: friend has said, do not eat that sandwich. I ate

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Speaker 6: it as we left Barley. Sandwich was on Lovely Chicken

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Speaker 6: sandwich and I'm like, it's fine, It's fine of being

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Speaker 6: great the whole time. So we're coming into landing strapping

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Speaker 6: and no one can stand up, not abow to move

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Speaker 6: as as they say, And I started feeling sick and

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Speaker 6: I started vomiting just put off vomiting, and then we're

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Speaker 6: about half an hour from landing the other end, the

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Speaker 6: other end to the other end.

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Speaker 1: She started.

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Speaker 6: Vinyl seats every time I vomited.

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Speaker 7: That's people.

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Speaker 6: Next, I was mortified at.

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Speaker 2: Did you ring the belt because they let you get.

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Speaker 6: Half an hour? Yeah, we're like literally about marine right

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Speaker 6: in front of us. I was not a popular passenger.

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Speaker 4: Hang on, so you had your friend on one side

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Speaker 4: but a stranger on the other and a stranger on

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Speaker 4: the other.

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Speaker 2: Well, first expressed, I would have moved you to the window.

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Speaker 2: Let's isolate.

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Speaker 5: Please tell me, Please tell me when you landed and

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Speaker 5: the seat belt time went off, you and stand up

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Speaker 5: in the aisle.

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Speaker 3: It'd last.

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Speaker 6: I think I did. They're not trying to just get

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Speaker 6: off with my bags of vomit. I had bags of vomit.

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Speaker 1: You also need to do that funny little walk when

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Speaker 1: you get either to either put yourself or about to

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Speaker 1: put yourself week classic.

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Speaker 3: Sorry clean.

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Speaker 1: You're waddling, just trying to inch by inch get closer

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Speaker 1: to the toilet. Then when you get closer, you you

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Speaker 1: know the one yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Margin front of you who's getting a bag from the

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Speaker 2: over You're like.

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Speaker 3: Come on, it did be the longest wait to get

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Speaker 3: off that I'd wait till the end. You'd have to

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Speaker 3: wait till the end.

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Speaker 2: In Ringwood, North Leaf Lights from Hell what we want?

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Speaker 7: Well, I was coming back from my honeymoon when we

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Speaker 7: were in Malaysia. We were flying home and the people

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Speaker 7: in front of us, the man was obviously not well,

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Speaker 7: and he was using his complimentary blanket as a tissue

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Speaker 7: to blow his nose multiple times, lots of nott and

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Speaker 7: I had got issues in the airport, and I just

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Speaker 7: threw them over the seat, just to him.

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Speaker 4: To just keep.

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Speaker 3: Using the blanket, the complimentary blank Those blankets breakd out.

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Speaker 3: How well do you.

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Speaker 2: Like cleaning them?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: They are.

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Speaker 2: They fold them and put them back in the pa

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Speaker 2: You probably got Jeremy Snom.

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Speaker 3: I unwrapped my little complimentary blanket and.

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Speaker 4: It was comedy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we spoken about did someone do that?

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Speaker 3: As else?

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Carmen and Malvin Easton talk about cruising.

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Speaker 2: What happened to you.

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Speaker 8: We were on a sail in Greece and it was

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Speaker 8: meant to be like a lovely small little boat with

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Speaker 8: about twelve of us and lifetime.

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Speaker 7: Oh it was well, it was something we never forgot.

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Speaker 8: And then a few days or not even like two

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Speaker 8: days in, they started being like a really horrible smell

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Speaker 8: and we realized that the seerage was coming through the ceiling, and.

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Speaker 7: We've got video of the.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it was like only like just as you went underneath,

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Speaker 8: so we had.

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Speaker 4: Video of it.

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Speaker 8: And the crew were like, nah, that's not serious, and

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Speaker 8: we were like, what is it? And we ended up

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Speaker 8: having to vacate the boat because they wouldn't give us

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Speaker 8: our money back, and we started just like it was

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Speaker 8: horrendous on board that we just had to leave and

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Speaker 8: then had to you know, warn everyone else that was

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Speaker 8: booking with them that it was not safe, and they said, no,

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Speaker 8: not safe, We'll give you a new we'll give you

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Speaker 8: a new cruise.

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Speaker 2: Look at as I'm not getting back on the boat.

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Speaker 3: Everything is enough for me.

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Speaker 5: and the worst is people go the sewerage coming through

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Speaker 5: the roof.

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Speaker 2: So what would you do, You'd look up, you getting

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Speaker 1: Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on

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Speaker 1: the socials,