Speaker 1: Welcome to person number one podcast.
Speaker 2: You're listening to The Jamo and Dylan Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're on the way that dance Bra little Man
Speaker 1: trip before. Gooday, guys, and welcome back to another episode
Speaker 1: of The jam Or and Dylan Show. We're filming in
Speaker 1: the evening once again, a little bit of a little
Speaker 1: bit of a structural change to our filming, but we
Speaker 1: keep moving and it's a nice little change. There's a
Speaker 1: different energy when you film later on in the day.
Speaker 1: I agree, you come with a different energy sometimes. You know,
Speaker 1: we rolled with early mornings when we first started the
Speaker 1: show on a Wednesday, I think to Wednesday. Sure, Wednesday's
Speaker 1: nine am start on Wednesdays.
Speaker 2: We've done Thursdays, Friday, Friday. Just done a Sunday morning,
Speaker 2: Thursday and Friday, switching between most of the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the turnover, like from Sunday morning to Thursday.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like much has happened. Yep, that's true.
Speaker 1: A lot hard at work. Indeed, I cleaned my car today.
Speaker 1: We'll start off with that. So I showed you just before.
Speaker 1: I've had a chemical reaction deal now. I used to
Speaker 1: park my car out the front of Grace's old house, yep,
Speaker 1: and they had their sprinklers would come on automatically at night,
Speaker 1: and my car would basically just get water damage because
Speaker 1: of the calcium levels in the water. You know. I
Speaker 1: thought it would just come off in with a rain,
Speaker 1: with a shower, you know, not quite. And then I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, a car wash'll probably do it. And then
Speaker 1: it's been a couple of years.
Speaker 2: We went through ones in your car, and then after
Speaker 2: you complained, you were like, wait, the spots aren't gone.
Speaker 1: Well, I just assumed because it had happened the night before, yeah,
Speaker 1: that it would be gone. But anyway, some strong calcium
Speaker 1: in the water. Apparently that's what it is. Anyway, so
Speaker 1: I've had to watch multiple like YouTube videos and try
Speaker 1: and figure out the best way. I went down to
Speaker 1: super Cheap Order much much more good place. Got a
Speaker 1: free bucket, which is great, and we'll not free because
Speaker 1: it came with the purchase.
Speaker 2: But you domical guys angelus shout out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, chemical brothers or chemical guys, chemical guys. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that is the brand of the products I used, and
Speaker 1: so far, so good. Use that and they say don't
Speaker 1: make it get in contact with your skin or your
Speaker 1: eyes because it can damage you right, And basically I'm
Speaker 1: wearing a gloves.
Speaker 2: Don't drink, Yeah, don't intestinal It says as well, you
Speaker 2: probably die, to be honest, Like it's not good anyway.
Speaker 1: So I'm scrubbing away, scrubbing away, And this was just
Speaker 1: before we started recording, like a couple of hours ago.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's working. It's looking a bit smudgy,
Speaker 1: but then you put a bit of water on it,
Speaker 1: after non calcium water, and then it comes off and
Speaker 1: it's a little shiny and stuff.
Speaker 2: That's still the best way to clean your car as
Speaker 2: a hand.
Speaker 1: Wash, yeah it is.
Speaker 2: I think the drive through ones Yeah they're fun, but
Speaker 2: they're severely overrated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't actually help.
Speaker 2: They don't clean the rims. They don't really get rid
Speaker 2: of tough dirt.
Speaker 1: It's like a temporary shine.
Speaker 2: You can even do it yourself at a car wash,
Speaker 2: and I still doing it at homes better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really get in there. Yeah, but it was hard, yaker,
Speaker 1: like it was tough work anyway. So I've used this
Speaker 1: glove and I can feel this stuff seeping through the
Speaker 1: glove into my into my pores, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: like my skin, the skin, my skin color is not
Speaker 1: always like that anyway. I showed you on my middle
Speaker 1: finger there's like a bit of rashes and shit dermatitis. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I genuinely like because the glove was wet, my
Speaker 1: hand was wet, and I did it for like an
Speaker 1: hour and a half. I felt like I had trench hand,
Speaker 1: like trench foot for my hand, trench and it was
Speaker 1: just warm. Gallipoly, Yeah, gallipoly I had so. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was not fun. And but you know what, had the
Speaker 1: Yuwi boom out there listening to some tunes and enjoyed
Speaker 1: myself for maybe like thirty percent of it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: seventy percent hard work.
Speaker 2: That it's hard.
Speaker 1: Thirty percent.
Speaker 2: It's fun at the start, and the thought of washing
Speaker 2: your car is fine. It's freeing summer, yeap. But then
Speaker 2: when you're washing, you.
Speaker 1: Go, oh, yep. I'll tell you when I had my
Speaker 1: I'll break down my thirty percent in the hours I
Speaker 1: did it right, So the time frame, let's just say
Speaker 1: it went for two hours to make it easy. The
Speaker 1: last ten minutes yep, great because I can see light
Speaker 1: at the end of the tunnel and then I'm just
Speaker 1: spraying water all over the car. It looks amazing. It
Speaker 1: feels good. You know, there's a bit of excess water
Speaker 1: spraying back at me. And it was warm. It was nice,
Speaker 1: like the water was cool, the weather was warm, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And then the first ten minutes
Speaker 1: were a bit scary because I didn't know if it
Speaker 1: was going to damage my car, because some people have
Speaker 1: had like problems where you know, it hasn't been the
Speaker 1: right product to.
Speaker 2: Get damaged in Australia too. You don't keep your car
Speaker 2: under cover indeed these days.
Speaker 1: Man, my sister's got her car outside and Dad's like
Speaker 1: put a tent over the tople.
Speaker 2: No, it's smart. My car is very sun damaged. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and even mum's starting to show a bit now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, it's a shame older cars. We're not even
Speaker 2: older twenty ten. Yeah, but it's just you know, forty
Speaker 2: two degrees, bro, it's gonna damage.
Speaker 1: Definitely, yep. And then in the middle part I found
Speaker 1: a bit of fun in it. But that was amongst
Speaker 1: all the pain because my arm is actually quite sore
Speaker 1: and it doesn't even compare to like a gym workout
Speaker 1: like arms or anything like. It was a different type
Speaker 1: of pain.
Speaker 2: Like moving furniture.
Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah, I got RSI just in my forearm and
Speaker 1: that anyway, so clean my car. Played a bit of
Speaker 1: golf this morning. Nice weather Whaleback is such a good
Speaker 1: golf course for.
Speaker 2: A published casual broach chill. It's welcoming yeap, and it's
Speaker 2: well kept. Yeah, it's always in a replace.
Speaker 1: That you wouldn't expect it to be amazing. It's actually
Speaker 1: quite good. Yeah, so that was good. Last night I
Speaker 1: kicked the footy with Rog. Learned a few things, which
Speaker 1: was great. Won't talk about the modern camera, but it's
Speaker 1: nothing sinister.
Speaker 2: I know you're talking.
Speaker 1: We already know about it, boy, But.
Speaker 2: How does his kick these days?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good? Yeah, But what happened was he brought a footy.
Speaker 1: How's this right? So we go down to kick the footy.
Speaker 1: I take a full size footy, right, he brings like
Speaker 1: an under sixteens ball. That's not the right size. He
Speaker 1: just I think he just grabbed it assuming it was
Speaker 1: full size, and we pumped it up. And then you
Speaker 1: know when a footy has a really hard rock like
Speaker 1: end yep, that's what it was. So we both woke
Speaker 1: up this morning with like bruising on top of our
Speaker 1: feet and that shouldn't happen after having a fun kick.
Speaker 2: Casual kick, no way.
Speaker 1: But we were just down at the park down there,
Speaker 1: and I've never seen that many people down there. There's
Speaker 1: cricket nets were full, the park was full, good people
Speaker 1: going for walks. It was like the most community feel
Speaker 1: since I was a kid.
Speaker 2: Nice bro, because you'd.
Speaker 1: Get it sometimes at sport trainings, like there's lots of
Speaker 1: people around, there's a sausages along, like there's a community.
Speaker 2: It's a vibe on like a Tuesday, Thursday or whatever, Wednesday, Friday,
Speaker 2: whenever you do it.
Speaker 1: And this was a wed Neest Day, yeah, Wednest Day evening.
Speaker 1: But what was interesting is it was crazy windy, so
Speaker 1: there was kicks you kick into the breeze and the
Speaker 1: ball's coming back to you. Insane. It's like those games
Speaker 1: that they play in AFL, like at Ballarat.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah and the balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the ball just flying back at you. So that
Speaker 1: was good. And on the same topic of sport and
Speaker 1: how much sport we've been playing lately, paddles back.
Speaker 2: I can't wait Sunday yesterday when this comes out.
Speaker 1: West Coast Paddle We're heading back to dal Keith.
Speaker 2: We love it there, we love it Perth best suburb
Speaker 2: for those or one of the best suburbs for those
Speaker 2: who don't know Perth very well. It's just you know,
Speaker 2: not even million dollar houses. I'm talking ten million dollar houses.
Speaker 2: Very nice area. They've started a paddle court and club
Speaker 2: near the balls club yeap, and it's a great place.
Speaker 2: Great play courts there. Obviously, you know, they're new, so
Speaker 2: they're very elite. When we first went, we went very early.
Speaker 2: It was quiet. Now booked out every night, yeah, night.
Speaker 1: So when you want to play, because obviously people are
Speaker 1: working throughout the day, I want to go pay plattle
Speaker 1: the night.
Speaker 2: The Europeans and the South Americans love it.
Speaker 1: Definitely.
Speaker 2: Social groups, tournaments, they're always there. They're good at it
Speaker 2: because they're social people. They are they want to meet
Speaker 2: strangers butterflies, Yeah, honestly, so there'll probably be a few
Speaker 2: of them there when we're there on Sunday. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: see if I reckon it's probably booked out by now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's see if Sunday because that was one of the
Speaker 2: only nights that wasn't booked out for sort of training
Speaker 2: or a tournament things like that.
Speaker 1: Definitely, it's going to be fun. Bro The advocates for
Speaker 1: the sport. With the rog it's another thing. Yeah, going
Speaker 1: with Pete our lawyer friends, and we're also going with
Speaker 1: rog Rogner. He's never played before. Pete's never played before.
Speaker 1: You and I have played, you played once played a
Speaker 1: couple of times. So yeah, it'll be good fun once again.
Speaker 1: Loved the sport off the coast paddle. That'd be great,
Speaker 1: enjoyable fun times. But I wish that we could just
Speaker 1: have a session a week.
Speaker 2: Get booked. Yeah, like you wear one of them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: six to seven thirty. Got to get in early, don't
Speaker 2: the Oh yeah, I got to get in. Which quarter
Speaker 2: we three?
Speaker 1: We're caught three? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah nice?
Speaker 1: Six thirty Yeah, where we've got an hour and.
Speaker 2: A half for six to seven thirty. So the seventh's
Speaker 2: booked double yep, so straight after.
Speaker 1: Seven Yeah, okay, but we'll get a little Nandino's after
Speaker 1: yeah maybe sure. Yeah that they've got a free regular
Speaker 1: side this week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got I got sent that as well. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so that'll be handy to the Nando's down the road.
Speaker 1: Yes there is. Yeah, so we'll be going there and
Speaker 1: that'll be great fun.
Speaker 2: Look at my I think you can use it as
Speaker 2: much as you want up into a certain date as well.
Speaker 2: I think Nando's are being generous. Let me find this, Yeah,
Speaker 2: the free side, and another and another. This is from Nando's. Hey, Dylan,
Speaker 2: what's better than a voucher for a free regular side?
Speaker 2: A voucher for a free reg side that you can
Speaker 2: use over and over and over again. And look, we
Speaker 2: know you all love our Perry Perry chips do, but
Speaker 2: maybe get that and try something new. After all, you
Speaker 2: have infinity times to use it. Simply to redeem, simply
Speaker 2: purchase any main menu item when in restaurant, or spend
Speaker 2: ten dollars ninety five when ordering via our Apple website,
Speaker 2: scan your barcode above or within the app at the count,
Speaker 2: or apply your coupon to an online order, but only
Speaker 2: until February twenty third at any Nando's restaurant in Western Australia.
Speaker 1: Right, so from data recording, we have flerty are flirty?
Speaker 2: Came your free regular side once per day at any
Speaker 2: w A Nando's until feb twenty third. Maybe we should
Speaker 2: so I'm going to have Nandos ten days. Them they're
Speaker 2: so flirty.
Speaker 1: We follow them. They like us, We.
Speaker 2: Like them, Nando's free side's crazy because they used to
Speaker 2: do shit.
Speaker 1: Like that very often. Remember the meals they like a
Speaker 1: twelve ninety five, You get a good meal. That's the
Speaker 1: only gripe I have. Is the cost of Nando's now
Speaker 1: is a bit arm and leggy. Yep, it's a bit
Speaker 1: armen leggy. But we still love them. And look, even
Speaker 1: though times can be tough with money, we'll still find
Speaker 1: ourselves that and.
Speaker 2: I'll still give them my loyalty. Thing, bro, it's kind
Speaker 2: of you know, talking to I'm in the leg. You know,
Speaker 2: we tried a new pile shop yesterday. You guys might
Speaker 2: have seen the video. It's very nice, aesthetic.
Speaker 1: Angel would in Leederville.
Speaker 2: You know, it's in a good spot, great staff, and
Speaker 2: the piles were good. You know, I was expecting more,
Speaker 2: yes because I was expecting sort of a five out
Speaker 2: of five, out of five, ten out of ten pie.
Speaker 2: But the thing, and I mentioned this to Jamo yesterday. Now,
Speaker 2: this is no knock on them because lots of you know,
Speaker 2: they're going for a premium pie fair enough, and you know,
Speaker 2: I'll probably go back and try another pie sometime. But
Speaker 2: so I got a pie and a drink, right and
Speaker 2: it came to nineteen dollars. That's too much. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't want my pie being eleven dollars fifty Because I
Speaker 2: can get a four out of five pie, I can
Speaker 2: get it. I can get an eight out of ten
Speaker 2: pie for six dollars, I really can. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: And what's the going rate for a regular coffee these days?
Speaker 2: It's got to be yeah, five, six, So the coffee
Speaker 2: was probably even a bit.
Speaker 1: Of more too, because my pie was eleven. What was
Speaker 1: your chucking milk five for I think I've had fifteen,
Speaker 1: so it's probably four. That's good, you know, it's overs,
Speaker 1: but it's still.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my coffee was so like, you know, no, they
Speaker 2: can set their own prices, aware that to judge those
Speaker 2: prices too. And I just think the magic in the
Speaker 2: in the pie is that it's affordable, and yeah, that's
Speaker 2: the magic in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But like we said, they've gone for that premium type.
Speaker 2: Of exactly thing. So a lot of people love it, yeah,
Speaker 2: and I like it. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1: I don't love it.
Speaker 2: I like love it.
Speaker 1: Sky Diving update deal. So I put the call out
Speaker 1: there last week and thanks to the people who reached out.
Speaker 1: I'm not closing the door on. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: say a competition winner, because it's just hanging out with me.
Speaker 1: For we have a man who reached out and he
Speaker 1: did he said in April, be best for him. Now
Speaker 1: I got an extension once again. So the problem that
Speaker 1: we had was I got this from my eighteenth birthday.
Speaker 1: It had a three year like valid coupon length. Got
Speaker 1: to the third year and I was like, shit, it's
Speaker 1: about to expire. I'm going to contact them and get
Speaker 1: it extended. Lovely. So they were lovely and gave me
Speaker 1: another two years that twenty twenty three, so end of
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. For some reason, my stupid, stupid little
Speaker 1: brain thought that it was to the end of twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. But that's a mega extension.
Speaker 2: That's four years.
Speaker 1: But that's one of these new AFL contracts.
Speaker 2: Everyone's a ten year fucking contract these days.
Speaker 1: Bro. Anyway, so that wasn't the case. Turns out it's
Speaker 1: been expired for year and a half. Yep, And I'm thinking, well,
Speaker 1: this is really poor from me, so I scrambled. It's
Speaker 1: probably the most desperate email I've ever written.
Speaker 2: At least they were kind about it.
Speaker 1: They were kind I have to pay the difference. It's funny,
Speaker 1: like we talk about how prices have gone up. The
Speaker 1: price for the exact same thing that mum bought in
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen now is seventy dollars more, which is okay,
Speaker 1: it's not too bad, So I'll pay the seventy bucks.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I think we have someone that I'm going
Speaker 1: to do it with. Yep. I've been in private talks
Speaker 1: with them as well to figure out when we want
Speaker 1: to do it, because ideally I want to do it
Speaker 1: sooner rather than later.
Speaker 2: He already has already bought it or is he waiting to.
Speaker 1: Buy it now? We're going to get a date and
Speaker 1: then we'll do it. We can either do it on
Speaker 1: his twenty first birthday it's good, which he wants to do,
Speaker 1: or we can do it, you know, in a few
Speaker 1: weeks time. Hang it out the way, like it'd be
Speaker 1: cool to do it in summer, you know, blue skies.
Speaker 1: April is usually a good month. Yeah, sometimes you can
Speaker 1: get any week or something because you're starting to move
Speaker 1: towards that winter period. But yeah, just trying to figure
Speaker 1: out a date for that. But I do have someone
Speaker 1: in mind. We might be able to add one more
Speaker 1: onto that. I don't want it to get too messy though,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, too many people, too much logistics. Yep,
Speaker 1: So I don't know. Skydiving will happen though, and I
Speaker 1: will make a video out of it, so that would
Speaker 1: be great.
Speaker 2: There you go, mate. This man known as one of
Speaker 2: the luckiest men that's ever lived.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, here's the real story.
Speaker 2: Yep, yeakay Frayne slak. Where's frame Croatian music teacher, all
Speaker 2: right Frayne. Now, he survived a plane crash in nineteen
Speaker 2: sixty three. He was thrown from the malfunctioning plane and
Speaker 2: landed in a haystack. The crush nineteen.
Speaker 1: People Fraine in a haystack.
Speaker 2: Boy, He's also survived a train crash, a bus crash,
Speaker 2: several car crashes, and several explosions.
Speaker 1: Wait, just quickly, it's called luck. He's a lucky guy. Yep, Damn,
Speaker 1: he's unlucky as well.
Speaker 2: No, he was hit by a bus and lost control
Speaker 2: of his car, which landed in a tree. His car
Speaker 2: caught fire twice, but he managed to escape both times.
Speaker 2: In two thousand and three, at the age of seventy two,
Speaker 2: he won the lottery. He chose to live a modest life,
Speaker 2: donated most of his winnings to charitable causes.
Speaker 1: All Right, this guy's awesome.
Speaker 2: So this guy he lived to eighty seven.
Speaker 1: We have a friend in our friend group, Zach, who's
Speaker 1: severely unlucky. A lot of things don't go his way,
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of unlucky things that happen. Maybe
Speaker 1: this is his story, and this will happen one day
Speaker 1: he'll win the lotto.
Speaker 2: Bro nineteen sixty two, riding on a train through a cold,
Speaker 2: rainy canyon and the train flew off the tracks and
Speaker 2: crashed in the river. An unknown person pulled Selac to safety,
Speaker 2: while seventeen other passengers drowned. I had a broken arm
Speaker 2: in Hypothnia. The next year. During his first and only
Speaker 2: plane ride, he was blown out of a malfunctioning plane
Speaker 2: and landed in a haystack.
Speaker 1: Like what I wonder if he's had like a few
Speaker 1: of these experiences and then he's put a bit of
Speaker 1: mail on it and made it sound better.
Speaker 2: And when he won the lottery, it was a million
Speaker 2: dollars US worth. Okay, I like that he's given some
Speaker 2: of the charity. If you know he's seventy two. He's
Speaker 2: probably he's knocked off a few life stories already. At
Speaker 2: the time of his win, he also married for the
Speaker 2: fifth time.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you had four unlucky marriages there too.
Speaker 2: So he's really an opportunistic guy.
Speaker 1: He's lived life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got more than nine lives bro to the fullest.
Speaker 1: He's done everything and more not that people you know,
Speaker 1: aspire to be blown out of a plane and land
Speaker 1: in a haystack, or getting a car accident and go
Speaker 1: through a tree and all this stuff. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: there's just something about it. I don't know, because it honestly,
Speaker 1: it felt like a story from the fake news game
Speaker 1: that we do. Yeah, and I wonder if he's made
Speaker 1: it sound he.
Speaker 2: Could have some onto it. We don't know, even if
Speaker 2: he only one of them's happened. Yeah, it's still crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Would you go on a plane again? If you we're
Speaker 2: in a plane.
Speaker 1: Crash or does anyone die? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Just not you? Oh, because if you say no, right,
Speaker 2: that's tough being in Perth. Yeah, I fucking going anywhere?
Speaker 1: Oh well, ideally I would just say, oh, well that's
Speaker 1: the one in a million.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the chances of you being involved in another plane
Speaker 2: crash are probably zero.
Speaker 1: And if I keep surviving plane crashes, are win the
Speaker 1: lotto one day, so it's actually not yep, not half bad.
Speaker 1: And this other one.
Speaker 2: In twenty eighteen, a woman found alive in a morgue
Speaker 2: fridge in South Africa. So that makes me dead by
Speaker 2: paramedics after a car crash.
Speaker 1: Imagine her waking up freezing.
Speaker 2: A worker found her in the morgue breathing.
Speaker 1: She's just like freezing. Sorry for those who aren't watching
Speaker 1: you wake up in the morgue, you're just like you
Speaker 1: look around black.
Speaker 2: You would better, would just be black?
Speaker 1: Yeah? True? Do you think my dad yourself out? Probably
Speaker 1: not my dead?
Speaker 2: No, I reckon. They're locks from the outside. Oh, bro,
Speaker 2: imagine all the people who've been locked in there alive
Speaker 2: and long long weekend, so you literally just freeze to
Speaker 2: death or die of speak bro, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wonder if you can. You know how people get
Speaker 1: claustrophone put.
Speaker 2: A button in there? Yeah, just a like mistake.
Speaker 1: Ye, that would happen. We just would never know.
Speaker 2: I guess that's the problem.
Speaker 1: We're not going to know. It would have to be
Speaker 1: such a low number.
Speaker 2: And the hospital are going to report it. They're going
Speaker 2: to go funk with some people. We don't want to
Speaker 2: get shut down. Some people's heart can stop beating and
Speaker 2: then you know, five minutes and then their back.
Speaker 1: Fuck that.
Speaker 2: How can that changes you, bro?
Speaker 1: You know I've talked about it years ago on the show,
Speaker 1: But getting buried alive, I used to have dreams of
Speaker 1: that all.
Speaker 2: It's just horrible.
Speaker 1: I had a dream I was in fight last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah to go, I did pretty well, nice and look
Speaker 1: like this probably wouldn't happen in real life. But like
Speaker 1: I had this fight. I don't know if it was
Speaker 1: north Bridge, but it was just in the in some
Speaker 1: type of city. And King's Cross adds some juice to
Speaker 1: the story. Bro. Cross had King hit because I held
Speaker 1: my own and the guy ended up running away. So
Speaker 1: I think, you know, the crowds on my side, he's
Speaker 1: running away. I didn't even know him either, Like it
Speaker 1: was just it's just his time to get a random
Speaker 1: generated person in my dream. But I wonder what the
Speaker 1: symbolism of that is, Like why no I was watching
Speaker 1: I watched a couple of fight videos on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Before bed videos.
Speaker 1: Bro, that's a thing like whatever you watch or do
Speaker 1: an hour before bed. Sometimes that can creep into your dreams.
Speaker 1: We used to watch them sick sick fights, bum fights too.
Speaker 2: Not to be rude, they were. It was called bum fight. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not calling the series saying that's what the name of
Speaker 2: the series was. It was homeless pece homeless people fighting,
Speaker 2: and then there was also the cribs, so that guy
Speaker 2: would go around to homeless people's get.
Speaker 1: Up somewhat awesome.
Speaker 2: Some of them were honestly decent. They've actually they've got
Speaker 2: TVs and ship. They've made under the bridge a home
Speaker 2: one hundred percent, and I kind of respect that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's making the best out of the bad.
Speaker 2: Fellon fights is crazy. It's like they've just got out
Speaker 2: of prison and then they get contacted and yeah, they
Speaker 2: want to fucking fight on camera.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and these are felons too. These are like those
Speaker 2: American felons what you're thinking of, like head taps, like
Speaker 2: they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Bro. Let's play the story game. Deal, let's play it.
Speaker 1: We have put these together. I have my two fakes
Speaker 1: and one truth ready to go.
Speaker 2: You first this time?
Speaker 1: All right, you want me to read first.
Speaker 2: I want you to read. I've read first, I think
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 1: All right, no worries. Let me turn my chair so
Speaker 1: I can get a bit. Okay, let me just pick
Speaker 1: which one I want to do first.
Speaker 2: So there's two fakes and one true, just so you
Speaker 2: guys know to.
Speaker 1: Pick the true story. Two of them have been created
Speaker 1: by chat GPT and.
Speaker 2: Then crying to me, yeah, and then me find a
Speaker 2: real one.
Speaker 1: All right that we verify? Yes, all right? Man band
Speaker 1: from All you can Eat buffet after eating too much okay.
Speaker 1: Birmingham man has been banned for life from an all
Speaker 1: you eat restaurant after consuming an unreasonable amount of food.
Speaker 1: Judge that. James Wilkins twenty seven says he was enjoying
Speaker 1: a casual dinner at the Golden Dragon Buffet when staff
Speaker 1: suddenly asked him to leave after his sixth plate. So
Speaker 1: six Chinese plates, right, Okay, that's okay. Restaurant owner Lin
Speaker 1: Xiang claims Wilkins was taking advantage of their business. The
Speaker 1: restaurant stands by its decision, with Jang adding we're a
Speaker 1: business and not a food bank. Okay. You know sometimes
Speaker 1: those Chinese as Chinese owners can be quiet, yeah, protective,
Speaker 1: that's true. Nationwide power outage in Sri Lanka blamed on
Speaker 1: a monkey. Okay, millions were left without power during the blackout,
Speaker 1: which began on Sunday in twenty twenty five February, so
Speaker 1: pretty recent a monkey has been blamed for causing a
Speaker 1: nation wide blackout in Sri Lanka. Then the island's names
Speaker 1: twenty two million residents. I didn't know they had that
Speaker 1: many people.
Speaker 2: I didn't know either. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Twenty two meals they're up around like our numbers.
Speaker 2: Beautiful place apparently too.
Speaker 1: So twenty two million residents were mostly left without power
Speaker 1: during the outage which began. That's crazy to think twenty
Speaker 1: two million, and it's a lot because power outa just
Speaker 1: happened here. It's like a thousand homes. So the monkey
Speaker 1: fucked shit up? Or did it? Or did it? The
Speaker 1: country's energy minister, Kumara Jaya Cody, told reporters that the
Speaker 1: blackout was caused when a monkey came into contact with
Speaker 1: a grid transformer near the island's executive and judicial capital,
Speaker 1: Colombo yep Ye. Power was returned to some areas within hours,
Speaker 1: but many households were left without electricity until late on Sunday.
Speaker 1: So it was just like from morning till night. Gotcha
Speaker 1: and that starty number three story Number three flight delayed
Speaker 1: for two hours after passenger mistakes emergency exit for toilet door.
Speaker 1: A flight from Heathrow to MAJORCA was delayed for nearly
Speaker 1: two hours after a passenger mistakingly tried to open the
Speaker 1: emergency exit thinking it was the toilet door. According to passengers,
Speaker 1: the man, described as being in his late seventies, stood
Speaker 1: up shortly after boarding and confidently walked towards what he
Speaker 1: believed to be the restroom. Ignoring the large emergency exit sign,
Speaker 1: he attempted to pull the handle, setting off alarms and
Speaker 1: causing mild panic amongst passengers and crew. The mistake forced
Speaker 1: the airline to conduct additional safety checks, delaying the flight
Speaker 1: by nearly two hours. The airline later confirmed that while
Speaker 1: the incident was accidental, passengers remained were reminded to pay
Speaker 1: closer attention to onboard signage. Next time. Yep, and that's
Speaker 1: that one. So man pulls the thing thinking he's going
Speaker 1: into the toilet. N naw, old granddad, old granddad. So
Speaker 1: I read the headlines out for once again, man banned
Speaker 1: from All you can eat buffet after eating too much.
Speaker 1: Then we had the nationwide power outage in Sri Lanka
Speaker 1: blamed on a monkey. And then we had flight delayed
Speaker 1: for two hours after passenger mistakes emergency exit for toilet door.
Speaker 1: All right, it's the initial thing.
Speaker 2: The initial thinking is the first one's fake Chinese one.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: I'm tossing up between.
Speaker 1: What were you accused on that one? Was that you
Speaker 1: think that's something GPT would make or it's.
Speaker 2: Not a bad story. I'm just not buying it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. And the other two I always think
Speaker 2: with some of these stories, how do they make the news? Like?
Speaker 1: How does that make the news?
Speaker 2: But the other two are both newsworthy. And I know
Speaker 2: these subcontinent places to have trouble with their electricity too,
Speaker 2: I know they do. They got them old power lines everywhere.
Speaker 1: A little bit of an interlude for you guys while doing.
Speaker 2: Things, all right, I might lock in real real Lanka.
Speaker 1: Well done?
Speaker 2: Is that right? Oh?
Speaker 1: That was that was close?
Speaker 2: Because the third one was very believable.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The first one I just felt there was too much
Speaker 2: of the mini detail in yep. But the second two
Speaker 2: I really was tossing up.
Speaker 1: Too much of the mini detail, as in, like restaurant that.
Speaker 2: Was sure, just like it just felt, but the other
Speaker 2: two felt like they could be more real.
Speaker 1: I just want to tell you guys what I did
Speaker 1: as well. So the first one was Perth man band
Speaker 1: from All you Can Eat Buffet, But I was like,
Speaker 1: if it happened.
Speaker 2: In Perth, you would have heard, So you just changed it.
Speaker 1: And then I had to change the bloke's name and
Speaker 1: the restaurant. I had to take a fair chunk out
Speaker 1: of the story as well. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The other, the aeroplane one was a good fake store.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was good that because I used Birmingham
Speaker 1: before it said a flight from Birmingham to MAYORCA. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I changed it to Heathrow.
Speaker 2: That one felt very like it could happen.
Speaker 1: And it was supposed to be the man was in
Speaker 1: his late forties, but I changed to seventies the granddad,
Speaker 1: and I think that actually helped a little bit to
Speaker 1: get you a bit closer. You win. So you're two
Speaker 1: from three, you take that.
Speaker 2: I haven't, and I was disappointed last week not getting
Speaker 2: the other one as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not on the board. I don't claim to
Speaker 1: be good at this game, but I would love to
Speaker 1: get one to get on the board.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because once it like say you get this
Speaker 2: week wrong, oh and three, and then the pressure really builds,
Speaker 2: like because then it's like how long can you go?
Speaker 1: No, we don't do it again. I don't get it today,
Speaker 1: all right, all right? And I'm just thinking like people
Speaker 1: because some of these other people would know straightaway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know, we're trying to make it.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I don't watch a lot of the
Speaker 2: news anymore myself, Like I used to watch the news
Speaker 2: all the time as a kid. Now I'm just I
Speaker 2: can't be bothered.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go, all right.
Speaker 2: Ry Number one mum outraged by son's bizarre favorite toy.
Speaker 2: A mother in Adelaide expressed her confusion and frustration after
Speaker 2: her son became fixated on a small rubber dinosaur toy
Speaker 2: found inside a two dollar bath bomb, ignoring his more
Speaker 2: expensive Christmas presents. After the toy was lost, the child
Speaker 2: had a meltdown, prompting a forty five minute search. The
Speaker 2: incident resonated with many parents who shared similar experiences.
Speaker 1: Story two, I re confessone's fake. That's his gut feeling.
Speaker 2: Man fine for using mannequin as a passenger in carpool lane.
Speaker 2: A driver in California was pulled over and fined after
Speaker 2: authorities discovered he was using a dressed up mannequin to
Speaker 2: cheat the carpool lane. The man had placed sunglasses and
Speaker 2: a hoodie on the mannequin to make it appear lifelike.
Speaker 2: When questioned, he admitted he'd been using it for months
Speaker 2: to avoid traffic. Story Number three. Town installs traffic lights
Speaker 2: with emoji symbols to improve road safety. In an effort
Speaker 2: to make traffic signals more engaging and understandable, a town
Speaker 2: in Sweden has replaced traditional traffic light symbols with emojis.
Speaker 2: Green lights display smiling faces, while red lights show frowning faces.
Speaker 2: Officials claim the initiative has reduced traffic violations and made
Speaker 2: commuting more enjoyable for residents. Okay, we actually have a
Speaker 2: version of that here, you know, in the backstreets and
Speaker 2: there's like a sign and if you're going it tells
Speaker 2: you like slow down and the.
Speaker 1: Smile yeah yeah, okay. In my heart, they all feel
Speaker 1: like GPT okay, but better. Obviously that's just a stupid heart.
Speaker 1: Stupid heart. So can you read the headline for the
Speaker 1: first one? One?
Speaker 2: More time, please, Mum outraged by Sun's bizarre favorite toy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be a Karen mum, but I'm just
Speaker 1: like gut instinct. Was that one sounded like the wording
Speaker 1: sounded like stories I've seen on chat GPT, So that's
Speaker 1: why I'm ruling that out. Now we have the other two. Sorry,
Speaker 1: can I get the headlines one more time for two
Speaker 1: and three?
Speaker 2: Story number two was man fined for using mannequin as
Speaker 2: a passenger in carpool lane.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Story number three town installs traffic lights with emoji symbols
Speaker 2: to improve road safety.
Speaker 1: Look, Sweden do things like that, Like Scandinavia do things
Speaker 1: like that. And I've seen reports not of that, but
Speaker 1: of similar type of little quips they have. But the
Speaker 1: carpool one, I can see that happening in America one
Speaker 1: hundred percent. However, that could that suck at chat GPT one?
Speaker 1: But is it? Oh? This is tough. I hate not
Speaker 1: having like a hand to hold onto and this stuff happens.
Speaker 1: No caller friend, nah, no caller friends. We should do
Speaker 1: that once and get wrong on the other.
Speaker 2: And he can help both.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but he would be the most He
Speaker 1: would be really bad at this game, he would no doubt. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm going to go number two is the true story,
Speaker 1: So you're going with the mannequin. The true story is
Speaker 1: story one.
Speaker 2: Wow, Adelaide Mum adelaide dot com. That are you in
Speaker 2: the advertiser.
Speaker 1: I've ruled it out.
Speaker 2: I thought that the story three would get you. I
Speaker 2: thought that was a really good fake. It likes with emojis.
Speaker 1: The only thing that didn't get me was when it
Speaker 1: said that it actually had improved, Like okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well that's just come on the how.
Speaker 2: That's a bit yeah, but the see, because when you
Speaker 2: include America in anything, it makes it like you don't
Speaker 2: know what to believe.
Speaker 1: Bro, I just genuinely believed it, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: that could have happened.
Speaker 2: You've got to beat the now this game has taken
Speaker 2: a new over. Next week you could possibly go oh
Speaker 2: and four, bro, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think I'm pretty sure there was an AFL team that
Speaker 1: went on four and on a flag?
Speaker 2: Didn't Brisbane?
Speaker 1: I think they were? Were they and five? I'm sweet? Then, boy,
Speaker 1: you give me two more weeks. You know what, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go on six and win. Oh damn, I got
Speaker 1: done by the game again. Yep, yep, embarrassing one. Hey, Siri,
Speaker 1: how do you say embarrassing in Spanish?
Speaker 2: In Spanish? Embarrassing is.
Speaker 1: Na?
Speaker 2: They only were three, you know? Then they won?
Speaker 1: Okay, so I have to win next week.
Speaker 2: They actually went to be fair, they were three and
Speaker 2: two in round there were they were two wins, three
Speaker 2: losses in round five. I thought they were like, oh,
Speaker 2: and I swear that's what the media made them out
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: I wonder what the latter two and three, bro, I
Speaker 1: wonder what the listeners were thinking with the stories then, like,
Speaker 1: I wonder, what is there a way that we can
Speaker 1: find out what they what way they were going before
Speaker 1: finding out the end.
Speaker 2: I guess they could just tell us and we take
Speaker 2: their word.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, send it in or maybe we could
Speaker 1: even see. It's a little bit long for TikTok, but
Speaker 1: it's also the problem would be good. It was good,
Speaker 1: but it's too long. It's tough. Yeah, I think we
Speaker 1: can do TikTok's up to ten minutes, but it is
Speaker 1: too long for engagement. Although some videos we've seen can
Speaker 1: do long, lengthy things and everyone watches. But hey, all right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna because we've done a short turnaround. Our Spanish
Speaker 1: teachers haven't been able to send us the stuff for
Speaker 1: this week, so we've actually asked chat GPT once again
Speaker 1: and they've done two little segments for us here. The
Speaker 1: only thing is that the pronunciation might be off because
Speaker 1: we don't have our teat, but we're going to learn
Speaker 1: these phrases anyway. Now this is from chat GPT. They
Speaker 1: said how to survive a night out in Spain. So
Speaker 1: they've given us three phrases to get through a night
Speaker 1: out like this in Espanol. So we're going to start
Speaker 1: off with where's the best bar? Because that's great. You know,
Speaker 1: you're in Barthelona and you say don de esta el
Speaker 1: meho bar, don de esther esther el mejo, do you reckon?
Speaker 1: That's that's going to be a silent jay In Spanish,
Speaker 1: it always is right esther el mejo. I love how
Speaker 1: they've got a question mark upside down before.
Speaker 2: The day that I need another drinko corpaso coppa.
Speaker 1: It's a necessity, necessito coppa. Can I get a kebab
Speaker 1: where I'm not a big like kebab guy I.
Speaker 2: Used to be, but then Carl's uncle ruined it for
Speaker 2: me when we were in Italy. He just said, yeah, Bro,
Speaker 2: he just said, there's I don't know, like feces found.
Speaker 2: I don't know, just you know when you hear certain
Speaker 2: things and you turned you off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So let's go through again and chat. GPT
Speaker 1: says roleplayer scenario where one of you is a confused tourists. Now,
Speaker 1: I can't really do too much Spanish free flow, free style,
Speaker 1: so I'm going to do it in English, okay, and
Speaker 1: so I'm going to you can ask me where the
Speaker 1: best bar is, and then I'm just going to respond
Speaker 1: in English. Okay, Okay, Wait, I'll try and do it
Speaker 1: in Spanish.
Speaker 2: Year then I forgot it.
Speaker 1: Then you just gotta start swinging in Yeah. In Barcelona, Bro,
Speaker 1: don de est ehor bar?
Speaker 2: I want to know what the right what the right
Speaker 2: rhythm for that phrase is mehor? And I heard from
Speaker 2: Megan in one of these that when you're asking a question,
Speaker 2: or it might have even been Maddy d yep, you
Speaker 2: have to your last word goes up a little bit.
Speaker 1: Oh, don bar something like this, that's a question. Don
Speaker 1: don de esta el mehor bar.
Speaker 2: Necessso copas.
Speaker 1: Copra copa?
Speaker 2: What was necessito coppa chick up another drink? Girl, thank
Speaker 2: you please?
Speaker 1: I like it? Bro? You can you can drop a
Speaker 1: graphia grass where or concept? So we can just take
Speaker 1: kebab off and change it into a different food.
Speaker 2: Then Puerto con say good said.
Speaker 1: Beer? Can I get a why is it different? Actually?
Speaker 1: When we learned? Can I get a beer?
Speaker 2: That was passed me? A?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Maybe? Next week is the week that we'll go
Speaker 1: through everything we've learned and put it into conversation. Nice, nice, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I feel like last week we even admitted that
Speaker 1: we felt last week.
Speaker 2: Last week was a step back. There's no doubt about that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's also we haven't been revising. We'll be honest,
Speaker 2: we haven't been revising. Last week was a step back.
Speaker 1: And then we also if I go down, I got
Speaker 1: them to do another lesson for us so we can
Speaker 1: quickly go through this one. This week's theme surviving a
Speaker 1: bad date in Spain. We'll never need this, Okay, this
Speaker 1: can be for you guys, if you ever had a
Speaker 1: bad date, if you ever travel to Spain, Spain, this
Speaker 1: is not going well is the first phrase Eston novapien.
Speaker 2: Estone, nova bien Eston.
Speaker 1: So this is when you call up you call up
Speaker 1: your girlfriend. You call up your boyfriend or your mate.
Speaker 1: I meant like the girls calling up their girlfriend during
Speaker 1: the date they've gone to the bathroom. Estonien, this is
Speaker 1: not going esodo, So I need to leave now? Nessito soso?
Speaker 1: Is I need? That reminds me of aloha.
Speaker 2: My friend is calling me. It's an emergency, Mi amigo,
Speaker 2: so my friend esther. Ye, I'm just gonna ilamandoagend is
Speaker 2: that two els? I can't? Or is it an iron L?
Speaker 1: I think there the same size. I'm just going to go.
Speaker 2: Lamando be a capital I lower case L.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yamando is una emergency.
Speaker 1: Yesta lamando nice emergency emergency, emergency, emergency emergency.
Speaker 2: So what's necessito me? I need like necessito?
Speaker 1: Yeah, necessito. I like it like a necessity. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: necessity Emergentia. What a language?
Speaker 2: It is an elite language. It's an elite lang.
Speaker 1: I want to go to Columbia. I wonder what type
Speaker 1: of calamby. I wonder what type of Spanish they speak.
Speaker 1: Obviously it would be a slightly different they'd have their
Speaker 1: own slang with as well. Ye, I've watched so many
Speaker 1: drug shows, Lambie if you haven't watched Narcos. Great show
Speaker 1: if you want another drug show. Snowfall elite show. Some
Speaker 1: great acting in Snowfall. Did he win any awards for that,
Speaker 1: Damns and Idris. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Maybe he won a few English ones.
Speaker 1: He's also playing and oh he's doing a F one.
Speaker 2: Movie yep, with Brad Pitt that looks elite bro Dams
Speaker 2: and looks elite. Awards for Snowfall, let's have a look.
Speaker 1: See what he won. Yeah, the BET Award for Best
Speaker 1: Actor twenty twenty three, so that's English. And then he
Speaker 1: won the NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Actor in a
Speaker 1: Drama Series twenty four. Not sure what that award is,
Speaker 1: but great actor.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for that. F one movie should be good.
Speaker 1: F one movie would be great. Be good. Next week
Speaker 1: we'll give you guys an updates on how paddle went
Speaker 1: with rog and Pete. We're getting closer and closer to
Speaker 1: getting Rog on in some capacity. I feel it, feel it,
Speaker 1: I feel it. In these days, he finishes his Uni degree.
Speaker 1: I think he told me he graduates in November or
Speaker 1: December this year. Yep, yep. Yeah, So once he's done that,
Speaker 1: maybe he'll be a bit more free as a bird.
Speaker 2: He's gone to Germany too. That much change a boy
Speaker 2: he is, that's crazy. Rog in Germany beat everyone out
Speaker 2: to it as well, I know, beat everyone, beat everyone,
Speaker 2: beat everyone, beat everyone.
Speaker 1: And Tom, Yeah, there you go. Tom didn't make it, Rog,
Speaker 1: did you? Girls didn't make it? Rog did soot speak
Speaker 1: on his character. Oh that was so funny Saturday night
Speaker 1: speak on his character. I say so. Basically, there's two
Speaker 1: girls who we know, and.
Speaker 2: They go to Josh's university, right, Josh's university and that yeah,
Speaker 2: they study the same thing.
Speaker 1: Josh does physiotherapy, right. And there was this thing where
Speaker 1: you can select a mate and you can try and
Speaker 1: bid to go to Germany for physio on a lot.
Speaker 2: Of people applied and now not a lot gotta Yes.
Speaker 1: They check your stats so they see like your course
Speaker 1: grade average, and they just checked to see how you're going.
Speaker 2: You also write up a little application of why you're the.
Speaker 1: Best fit for this exactly, and Josh reckons that's what
Speaker 1: edged him over the line, right, speak on his character. Now. Basically,
Speaker 1: the girls wanted to know on Saturday Night Josh wasn't
Speaker 1: at this event. They asked me, They said, can you
Speaker 1: ask Josh what his course grade average was, which is
Speaker 1: his score? And his was I don't know if he
Speaker 1: wants us to tell, but seventy five. That's a score.
Speaker 1: Seventy five point six to three.
Speaker 2: That's a good score.
Speaker 1: He emphasized that on the phone. So Rog was drunk
Speaker 1: Saturday night, you know, have it at a Bucks party, Roger,
Speaker 1: I was with it. And then he yeah, prior to
Speaker 1: seeing you, was on the phone. And then he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: James James, because he calls me James for fun. Then
Speaker 1: he goes, James James, speak on my character. Speak on
Speaker 1: my character. You must tell them about my character. And
Speaker 1: the funny thing was the girls had seventy six and
Speaker 1: seventy five as their scores, so they were thinking, why
Speaker 1: didn't we get to go? It's the character. It is
Speaker 1: the character. Rog's mate didn't go, the girls didn't go.
Speaker 1: Rog's character gets him through Bro believe it or not.
Speaker 1: Rog's character gets him through Probably chat gpt'ed it too.
Speaker 2: The prick because Rog appreciates a moment.
Speaker 1: He does and Germany is going to be a big moment. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I wish we had all the money in the
Speaker 1: world to see him there Oh, imagine if we followed
Speaker 1: Rog to Germany and did a full roglog.
Speaker 2: If he'd be pissed off Rog's vlogs.
Speaker 1: Imagine if he became a social media star log How
Speaker 1: good would that be? Waken up at am, I've had
Speaker 1: my protein smoothie after run off to run after study.
Speaker 1: Now it's seventh anti. All right, that's it for this episode.
Speaker 1: We hope you enjoyed it great at flowed well really
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. And yeah, I hope you guys have a
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