Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason, Lauren, start your morning the right way.
Speaker 2: Be great.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Laurens one hundred. Well, good morning and
Speaker 3: welcome you Tuesday morning.
Speaker 4: How are we? Why are you clapping on top right over?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're so irritating. He never put a
Speaker 4: foot wrong last days, never put wrong last.
Speaker 3: Night when I set my larm for PM, and I
Speaker 3: was like, you watch out of all the mornings for
Speaker 3: me to have a sleep in, it'll be the day
Speaker 3: after Lauren slept.
Speaker 4: I think this happened last time I had a sleep in.
Speaker 4: That same week, you stopped something up and didn't make it.
Speaker 3: When you crashed your car here at Nova when we
Speaker 3: first started working at Nov, Lauren did in the car park,
Speaker 3: scraped the road.
Speaker 4: I didn't crash it, It just it was a little
Speaker 4: low ceiling for me.
Speaker 3: Came out and with a concrete he knows.
Speaker 4: How high their car is. Do you know the heart
Speaker 4: of your car exactly? But you reversed into a wall.
Speaker 3: But did you hear the little chains you know how
Speaker 3: they normally had the little bit?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did, but I was a bit deep into the
Speaker 4: driveway by then I thought, could you.
Speaker 3: Sound like a truck driver? Hitting the bridge in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: You know that one bridge they always hit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you're a truck driving, you need to
Speaker 4: know how to hire your car.
Speaker 3: Your car is a truck.
Speaker 6: No, it's all right.
Speaker 3: So you heard the chains they went over the road.
Speaker 4: It wasn't changed. It was just like a bit of
Speaker 4: a bang, and I just assumed I'd hit my tires
Speaker 4: or something as usual. Why are we doing this? That
Speaker 4: was years ago.
Speaker 3: My wife was driving my car the other day. I'm
Speaker 3: sort of protective of like, do you and pull those
Speaker 3: two cars? Do you just take whatever? It's yep?
Speaker 4: Whatever we feel like.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I see that rattles me.
Speaker 4: Yes, we are a co car sharing family.
Speaker 3: Loose car was quite messy, right, And I'm MIDOCD And
Speaker 3: she took my car the other day and I was
Speaker 3: in the passenger seat and having someone else drive your
Speaker 3: car when you're in the passenger.
Speaker 6: Seat, why did you let that happen?
Speaker 3: Because I'd had a few Oh.
Speaker 4: Well, beggars, carb you choosers, I know you been a
Speaker 4: stranger's car.
Speaker 3: As she's pulling towards the curb, I can I can
Speaker 3: see the wheels about to scratch the gutter. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: there goes the rims.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not the end of the world. They're fixable.
Speaker 4: Everything's fixable.
Speaker 3: At the problem.
Speaker 4: No, but just be grateful that she's driving you home.
Speaker 4: Otherwise you've been in an uber to be on my
Speaker 4: on your side when you're gonna learn that.
Speaker 3: Hey, Lauren, you are going to be proud of me.
Speaker 4: What have you done?
Speaker 3: I spent yesterday morning with the captains of the AFL.
Speaker 4: Well, what did you embarrass yourself?
Speaker 3: No, Clint was there as well. He is about to
Speaker 3: join us. He's doing the show from sit on me
Speaker 3: this morning?
Speaker 4: Is the mother ship? This morning?
Speaker 3: Is it the mothership? Good to see second day in
Speaker 3: a row. Things aren't working around here. We're getting a
Speaker 3: bit of consistency.
Speaker 4: So he going to hang out with the Prime Minister
Speaker 4: or some such thing. Yes, far more important than you
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 3: We didn't get a call up, but he took me along.
Speaker 4: Oh that makes me feel better. He was there with
Speaker 4: the AFL captains too, not just you alone, not.
Speaker 3: Just me alone. So you're going to hear those interviews
Speaker 3: coming up in a sec. It was very anchor man
Speaker 3: esque yesterday.
Speaker 4: Well, it just worries me because you're a man that
Speaker 4: doesn't get embarrassed. You sort of have no sense of
Speaker 4: self in those situations, and it's actually more humiliating for
Speaker 4: the other people around you. So I'm worried about Clint's
Speaker 4: welfare in this particular environment, given that it's actually his
Speaker 4: area of work and expertise.
Speaker 3: The captain of the Hawks literally Gary, So.
Speaker 4: You do dumb things like that. His name's definitely not Gary.
Speaker 3: He stopped the interview and looked at Clint when you
Speaker 3: bought him.
Speaker 4: Is this like, for real, You've embarrassed us again, haven't you.
Speaker 3: We'll get to that very soon as we gere up
Speaker 3: nine sleep still the footy season or we got money
Speaker 3: to go this small as well. We're going a huge show.
Speaker 3: Hit Gracie Abrams to kick it off. It is a
Speaker 3: minute past six. Welcome to your Tuesday. You are listening
Speaker 3: to Nomber one hundred. Good morning, nine sleeps to go.
Speaker 4: I know footy is nearly back.
Speaker 3: We're back, baby. So yesterday I was the big captain's photo.
Speaker 3: It was very reminiscent of the school photo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I saw on the news there was some
Speaker 4: like Captain's dinner at Lamarro's or something the night before
Speaker 4: join all the captains. They are all rolling out and
Speaker 4: there was some journo door stopping them all trying to
Speaker 4: get the dirt.
Speaker 3: Well, that journey was me yesterday.
Speaker 4: No, it was one from Channel Night, had big watermark
Speaker 4: Channel nine and I was like, no, one's stealing this.
Speaker 3: Be Tom Morris. Tom Morris, I met him yesterday.
Speaker 4: So you went down with all the actual journalists for
Speaker 4: the footy day?
Speaker 3: Yes, So we were outside Marvel. They were setting up little
Speaker 3: mic stands and everything for the press.
Speaker 4: Conference, wasn't it You didn't even get to go on
Speaker 4: the field.
Speaker 3: No, That's what I was like.
Speaker 4: Did you have your footy boots on?
Speaker 3: I was like, are we opening the food vendors?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Is the merch shop? No?
Speaker 4: Was Clint there?
Speaker 3: So Clint came wandering down with Tom Morris from Channel nine.
Speaker 4: All the journeys were there.
Speaker 3: I got Clint, Hello, Clint, you are terrible all the
Speaker 3: times for the mic to work.
Speaker 4: I was embarrassing.
Speaker 3: It was an embarrassment to Nova. I gave embarrassment to
Speaker 3: football in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: And I said, whatever you do don't meant to me.
Speaker 3: Can I just say? As he comes wandering out of
Speaker 3: Channel nine, right, he's in his suit He's walking along
Speaker 3: behind him his two colleagues from nine. It looked like
Speaker 3: he was getting out of court and they were the barristers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're very professional.
Speaker 7: There a reputation to uphold Jason.
Speaker 3: So I wore boardies. Obviously, I was like Clinton over here.
Speaker 4: Clint didn't wear bodies and footy boots.
Speaker 3: Did you know? I didn't wear.
Speaker 4: Tap around tap dance around the concourse of these cackles.
Speaker 3: Haven't been in footy boots for a number of years,
Speaker 3: but all the captains come out now, Clint sports journeys.
Speaker 3: They're a unique bunch, they are, you know. It reminded
Speaker 3: me of like I was at a convention with used
Speaker 3: car salesman.
Speaker 4: Oh you can't say that. Like the hot ones of
Speaker 4: the journals, Like it's like the teachers and then there's
Speaker 4: the sports teachers.
Speaker 3: No, they walk out, Lauren and they're like they just
Speaker 3: from Channel nineway. He almost shook my arm off. I've
Speaker 3: got a very dainty Handsheck, I looked like the Queen
Speaker 3: as I'm passing fish and they're like, get my hair gun,
Speaker 3: and then I'll be like, oh, Jerry, jury over it.
Speaker 3: Not dur see that story I broke last night see
Speaker 3: that story. Then Jerry over at Seven's like, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 3: I was doing it right up in the age. Did
Speaker 3: you read? Are we just going to get them out.
Speaker 4: And measure them just like frustrated want to be athletes? Yes?
Speaker 4: None of them could have actually become athletes.
Speaker 3: Great, a nice bit on confidential. Yeah, and we got
Speaker 3: the scoop, Mate got the scoop?
Speaker 4: Is that true? Clin Is that an honest assessed me.
Speaker 7: I don't know what to say, because paint's a pretty
Speaker 7: accurate picture actually.
Speaker 4: Because Clinton once told me they sit in the newsroom
Speaker 4: and when their story comes on and finishures on the newsday.
Speaker 7: That's when you're on debut. That's when you.
Speaker 6: Every night, no, no, every night.
Speaker 3: We numbers, well you numbers, think hundred?
Speaker 6: Do you do that story?
Speaker 4: Do you check if more people watched your story than
Speaker 4: someone else's claim?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't break stories, so not me. But there
Speaker 7: were plenty there.
Speaker 4: Who would have you ever broken a story?
Speaker 3: Oh plenty plenty.
Speaker 4: Who's the biggest story you've ever broken?
Speaker 3: This morning? That was good.
Speaker 4: You didn't even do news.
Speaker 3: Did he break that one outside court?
Speaker 6: That top?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no, let's move on. So you
Speaker 7: were quite struck by how professional all the journals.
Speaker 3: Were competitive, right, It was very and comment and then
Speaker 3: who's got the bigger mic with the bigger logo on it?
Speaker 4: Like I was saying to Jas Befokland, I saw Tom
Speaker 4: Morris at some dinner party. They were all leaving and
Speaker 4: the Channel nine watermark was so big across the screen
Speaker 4: you couldn't actually see who he was in.
Speaker 7: Well, that was so so the rivals can't pinch it.
Speaker 4: There was no chance of anyone pinching. And I didn't
Speaker 4: even know who I was watching. It was a bit excessive.
Speaker 4: It was Andrew also, it was Andrew Dillon, the CEO,
Speaker 4: and he was asking if you had a steak or
Speaker 4: a Ville Parmesana, and I was like, does this need
Speaker 4: an exclusive watermark?
Speaker 3: We need to walk watermark our show. I think.
Speaker 6: We need a watermark this No one cares anyways.
Speaker 3: Everyone's got like all their camera equipment stuff like that.
Speaker 3: I've got producer years with a little recorder, three giant
Speaker 3: mike cables coming off look like a strap him like
Speaker 3: the Uni bomber, and we're walking around. He's got a
Speaker 3: hold the cables.
Speaker 4: Embarrassing. Do we need a more professional setup? Is that
Speaker 4: what you're saying, that's.
Speaker 3: On the list. That's on the list. But then, but
Speaker 3: then I started seeing all the captains and I was
Speaker 3: like Mexican helping eive. Clint text me a bit way
Speaker 3: too much.
Speaker 6: I'm not enough eio am I your borderline? Because you
Speaker 6: have family to work at the club, Nuffy.
Speaker 3: I felt like the chaperone there with Clint, like, excuse me,
Speaker 3: do we get a photo? Big fan here?
Speaker 4: But do the players all love Clint like they like Clint?
Speaker 4: I feel like you'd be the cool one standards.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, Darcy Moore didn't know what to think of Jayce.
Speaker 3: He there was a good captain.
Speaker 4: There was a little bit was a very nicely so
Speaker 4: well put together young man.
Speaker 3: I thought Darcy and I connected, did you Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought we got along. Well, why actually didn't walk
Speaker 3: away when I was talking to him to do?
Speaker 4: And it was just and answer your stupid question.
Speaker 3: There was a few of these where we go, oh,
Speaker 3: Darcy dary and he'd see standards and then they'd turn
Speaker 3: and walk off and get a photo.
Speaker 4: Wait did you have to do it in like a
Speaker 4: in like a media pack?
Speaker 3: It was it was just grab and go. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I've got a couple more to play.
Speaker 9: You.
Speaker 3: We'll go to the break and we'll come back after this.
Speaker 4: But I have many more questions. You're going to be
Speaker 4: proud of me because are there any captains standing? And
Speaker 4: they're like, oh, no, one's asking me.
Speaker 3: Ye're the free captain. I was like, oh, you're here
Speaker 3: for frequent fly points, aren't you, mate?
Speaker 4: And then I said, Clint, we have a Freemantle captain.
Speaker 6: Clint Alex Pearce. Nice bloke, yeah, very nice bloke.
Speaker 3: Smart. Oh great jaw line.
Speaker 4: Yeah him tall, smart, great jaw line.
Speaker 3: The captains of the a f L on the air
Speaker 3: next here it and over nine sleeps. Still footy is underway.
Speaker 3: Yesterday Clint took me along to meet the captains of
Speaker 3: the a f L.
Speaker 4: It's pretty cool that they're all in the one place
Speaker 4: at the one time.
Speaker 3: It was awesome. I should have bought the autographs.
Speaker 4: Were their fans there or just there were a couple of.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no towards again. It was like yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 3: Little George came out for a latte. He's lunch break.
Speaker 3: You could see, like, well, Jesus, all the captains, including
Speaker 3: Zach Merritt from the Bombers if the year's not going
Speaker 3: well and it starts getting towards the end of the season,
Speaker 3: do you try and just throw a few games and
Speaker 3: that way you get first draft pick. You can't do that, okay,
Speaker 3: And then on the flip side of that, pre season
Speaker 3: you do a couple of warm up matches. Surely you
Speaker 3: wouldn't be going one hundred percent yourself. Yeah, I jumped
Speaker 3: out of the way a little bit.
Speaker 6: And pre season something a few boys do.
Speaker 3: It's just a little bit cautious. You look twelve young.
Speaker 5: I think I'm the third oldest at the club now, which.
Speaker 3: Is are he has a good skincare route?
Speaker 4: They are a young team though, aren't they?
Speaker 3: Mate? Honestly, he looks he can't.
Speaker 4: Be asking that. If you're tanking, you're not allowed to
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 3: Well, why do you hear what I asked? The next
Speaker 3: few captains, we'll go there next yesterday or eighteen. Clubs
Speaker 3: put forward their captains for the official school captain photo
Speaker 3: outside Marvel.
Speaker 4: Is there like a captain of the captains?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: No, that's this what do they call it? The All
Speaker 4: Australian team? Where you get someone becomes the captain?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean there's get I feel that Max Gorn
Speaker 7: was like the symbolically really yeah, he just sort of
Speaker 7: struck me as being the organizer.
Speaker 4: And because he's done it for a while. Were there's
Speaker 4: some new captains are like first year captains run.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yes, a very fresh faced captains. We just
Speaker 7: heard from Zach Merritt, who Jace thought was twelve. Jace
Speaker 7: Lauren asked me on text. Was Jace embarrassing yesterday or okay?
Speaker 7: I said, look a touch embarrassing, but fun.
Speaker 3: I thought I was good with my sports knowledge.
Speaker 4: Well done that he did some prep.
Speaker 3: I was all across it.
Speaker 4: Maybe not across, but you tried all right?
Speaker 3: Caught up with the captain of the Hawks who is
Speaker 3: James because they were.
Speaker 6: James.
Speaker 3: You guys will flying towards the end of last year
Speaker 3: semi final. Yeah, we did.
Speaker 6: Just the guy that knows nothing about football.
Speaker 3: I'm in the room, guys, I'm here a serious question.
Speaker 3: We need a captain. Yeah, can you get a better
Speaker 3: parking spot at the club? Like, what perpse come with
Speaker 3: being the captain?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: Well I only just got a better parking spot because
Speaker 5: I became a life member of the club. So yeah,
Speaker 5: a way to twelve years to park underground and I
Speaker 5: finally got one a on.
Speaker 3: A rainy day. Do you just look at the other
Speaker 3: boys if you're driving an underground Yeah, find out there, guys.
Speaker 5: And usually when we leave, we all leave at similar
Speaker 5: sort of similar times, and I get the press basement
Speaker 5: and then.
Speaker 6: They all get out of it.
Speaker 3: If they did a if they did a docker or
Speaker 3: a bio pick on the club whoul, who would you
Speaker 3: want to play?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 3: Which actor?
Speaker 6: Which actor?
Speaker 5: It's like, dude's name from Home alone McAuley cork actually do.
Speaker 3: A lovely blonde dude ugly Remember we spoke to Locky
Speaker 3: Neel week also.
Speaker 4: Putting on an extra like bogan voice, like you guys
Speaker 4: were flooring half.
Speaker 3: I can't explain when I first went in my dainty
Speaker 3: handshake when like I put it out.
Speaker 4: You guys flooring halfway through the year.
Speaker 6: My here you go.
Speaker 3: It's and then at the end of the interview that
Speaker 3: passed their mic back and I'd.
Speaker 4: Be like, oh my gosh, I'm so glad I wasn't there.
Speaker 4: I would have been sweating.
Speaker 3: Caught up with Locky Neil for the Lions eight minutes
Speaker 3: into the Grand Finals, No you had it. We we
Speaker 3: were losing eight minutes into the ground. I think we
Speaker 3: were two goals down. Okay, I should have went with
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes. You know you're only up the road from
Speaker 3: the Sun's right. The Lions have got a good, good
Speaker 3: team song. Yeah. Do you ever like cross paths with
Speaker 3: the sun Spiers and go to the song with their song?
Speaker 3: I thought, thought, Oh, yeah, that's what I was actually
Speaker 3: gonna say. I don't actually know the words there the
Speaker 3: only ones on the song. But no, I don't.
Speaker 6: That's a healthy.
Speaker 4: For you went full bogadot like the Sun song is.
Speaker 4: It's I think are the worst?
Speaker 7: Yes, don't play Patrick Cripps, what did you do?
Speaker 4: No, you've taken by secondhand embarrassment.
Speaker 3: So that a good looking unit up closely, I told him,
Speaker 3: Patrick Cripps cut and footy clup. Jason, what did I
Speaker 3: just say about him? He looks lean? He doesn't the
Speaker 3: last time.
Speaker 6: Couple of stress came in Andy and tanned as well.
Speaker 3: What's some has been kind to the weather has been good?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's got to pull in the backyard, so don't
Speaker 6: mind getting.
Speaker 3: Out there and the rigain living Brighton? Where Jason, have
Speaker 3: you got a mark on your chest from the brownlow?
Speaker 3: Because I would be sun baking topless, just with the brownlow,
Speaker 3: which one him. I didn't realize, like I've never met
Speaker 3: the guy. But I rubbed his chest like when when
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, i'd be out there some
Speaker 3: baking with the brown load. Did you see? I started
Speaker 3: rubbing his chest where the brown load would sit. And
Speaker 3: I thought I shouldn't be rubbing his chest.
Speaker 4: You can't be doing that, did you see uncomfortable?
Speaker 3: Did you touch Cripper?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Touch him on the chest. I don't if Well, it
Speaker 3: was just like rubbing his chest where the metal would be.
Speaker 4: And you said it six times. It's not making it
Speaker 4: any less odd. What did you do that for?
Speaker 3: Creep?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: Just I got caught up in the moment.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And then I saw my boy, Darcy Moore, the captain
Speaker 3: of the team I support.
Speaker 7: Do you feel cursed knowing that Jace Hawkins is in
Speaker 7: the black and white?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Look, he's a bit of a liability.
Speaker 3: All a welcome worst sledge you've heard.
Speaker 6: We were playing a practice game.
Speaker 10: Someone yelled out over the fence, get a kick, Rapunzel,
Speaker 10: and I thought that was pretty funny.
Speaker 3: It's not bad.
Speaker 6: Have you heard the ray Chamberlain, switch this is apartment.
Speaker 7: Actually hung over the fence to Ray Chamberlain and said
Speaker 7: the dingo got the wrong Chamberlain.
Speaker 10: Oh tell me that person wasn't prepping for about hours
Speaker 10: to deliver that.
Speaker 3: You're busy off the field. You're into fashion, you're into music.
Speaker 3: You popping up or saw you at the Arias? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 3: all that sort of stuff. What's your other skills? Off?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Can you sing? DJ?
Speaker 10: I learned to DJ last year, it was my news
Speaker 10: resolution and no, I learned from a friend.
Speaker 6: And then I've just been slaving away ever since.
Speaker 10: Played a couple of gigs recently, played at a few
Speaker 10: festivals just here and there. One of my best mates
Speaker 10: thirtieth is happening next week and I did.
Speaker 6: I actually offered.
Speaker 10: I said, hey, look mate, I can bring the USB
Speaker 10: if you need me to do a set. It's actually
Speaker 10: a great way to go to a function and not
Speaker 10: when you're sick to.
Speaker 6: Play music.
Speaker 3: That's smart.
Speaker 4: He's been doing a couple of gigs over the.
Speaker 3: Summer over Exclusive water Mark.
Speaker 4: I can see him at the Collingwood Mad Monday, just
Speaker 4: behind the decks.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 6: He's a man of many skills.
Speaker 4: It was his news resolution and it's the twenty fifth
Speaker 4: of feb and he's already got it covered.
Speaker 3: There's a couple of other captains, but will sprinkle them
Speaker 3: through the show.
Speaker 4: You met anyone from Richmond? Well done?
Speaker 3: I did Richmond. What's his name, Captain rich Yes, that's
Speaker 3: a big nan, yesanked big, too huge. He's getting on
Speaker 3: the ride.
Speaker 4: What do you mean on the right?
Speaker 3: You've got to be this hiding the like, mate, he
Speaker 3: might be too tall for the right. Maybe you're proud
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 6: Sort of.
Speaker 3: I'll take that. What happens in Vegas?
Speaker 4: He never stay.
Speaker 3: You guys have been in Vegas together revenue minute times.
Speaker 3: Was there ever a.
Speaker 4: Little rendezvous between Clint tonight in Vegas?
Speaker 3: I mean, if it happened anywhere, it'd be.
Speaker 7: We're there for my thirtieth, which was quite a bit
Speaker 7: of time ago.
Speaker 3: It was Vegas in color.
Speaker 7: Then we had a big night, didn't.
Speaker 4: We, Luzzy, We had a few big nights. The night
Speaker 4: after your thirtieth was one of the biggest nights of
Speaker 4: my entire life. And we sleep through the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 4: Well, I met some billionaire guy playing the tables who
Speaker 4: took us out to a nightclub and he bought me
Speaker 4: a bottle of champagne that costs three hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 4: For a.
Speaker 3: Bottle of champagne, you can buy a winery for that count.
Speaker 4: He said, what do you want. I didn't know he
Speaker 4: was some like billionaire and I said, the biggest bottle
Speaker 4: of champagne they had. We know what he want and
Speaker 4: it took four people to carry it? And how much
Speaker 4: was he was my boyfriend at the time. Really yeah,
Speaker 4: there was nothing creepy about it. He just was really
Speaker 4: rich and it was weird. Had no friends except for
Speaker 4: all these randoms like me.
Speaker 3: It was like mate for a free bit yep.
Speaker 4: And then I got scared. I was gonna have to
Speaker 4: pay the bill and I was like, don't drink too
Speaker 4: much that you can't run.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I didn't have three hundred thousand.
Speaker 3: Dollars are coming up next? Who would have thought you
Speaker 3: chuck a couple of NRL players in Vegas and something
Speaker 3: goes bad. Who would have thought we'll go the next
Speaker 3: I sat in the pool yesterday, were you?
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm loving this weather. It's stunning. It's gonna
Speaker 4: be the weekend too.
Speaker 3: What do you wear around the pool?
Speaker 7: Are you aboard shorts or a speedos kind of guy.
Speaker 3: I'm a bady sort of guy.
Speaker 4: Do you ever tackle the No, I love a man
Speaker 4: in speedos?
Speaker 6: Not you, Actually, I kind of look at you for ever.
Speaker 4: Any other man in the world, any other Trump. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I think I think there's something quite sexy about a
Speaker 4: man in speedos because it means they feel quite like confident. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like they're owning it.
Speaker 3: I just feel like you're watching me and my undies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's you. But there is like a man
Speaker 4: who can confidently walk around a pool or a beach
Speaker 4: in I'm like, good for you. Sure your wife might
Speaker 4: like it. Just don't wear them when I'm there, not
Speaker 4: that you'd ever invite me over.
Speaker 3: So I got some for Christmas. They've got big chilies
Speaker 3: on them.
Speaker 4: So you would walk around in speed down at bondy
Speaker 4: little klipinos. He doesn't say speedos, little bell peppers. No,
Speaker 4: you should wears speedos. Your wife might find it.
Speaker 3: Really I'm jumping online now, do you know bud Yeah.
Speaker 4: Budget smoggers so good, prince, don't they they do?
Speaker 3: Little ducks?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll ask you what she thinks you look like
Speaker 4: that guy and nodding Hill you know he answers the
Speaker 4: door in his underes.
Speaker 3: He didn't have the best rig and.
Speaker 4: He wears the goggles in the movies.
Speaker 7: Do you know where it does good pool parties? And
Speaker 7: that is Las Vegas?
Speaker 6: Baby, the best?
Speaker 4: Have you been to one of those?
Speaker 3: I have from jumping in that water?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you need a full hose down and
Speaker 4: disrespect after. But god, it's fun.
Speaker 3: I think it's called wet Republic. Yes, it's a good
Speaker 3: party there.
Speaker 4: How is it people liner like to get into those
Speaker 4: parties and girls where these like plastic high hills that
Speaker 4: they were in the water and they walk out of
Speaker 4: the water still in their stilettos.
Speaker 3: I remember we went to one at Caesars and the
Speaker 3: guys there with the torch checking people's eyes at ten
Speaker 3: o'clock in the morning. You going to drown? No, you're good.
Speaker 4: You can go with waters like me anyway.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and what's in the water. A lot of Pinocolada
Speaker 7: Vegas at the moment is being inundated with Australians. Now
Speaker 7: Australians being in RL players, mostly in RL fans as well,
Speaker 7: and there has been an incident involving the Raiders. Two
Speaker 7: players accused of brawling in a hotel foyer.
Speaker 4: This is before they've even played.
Speaker 7: Yeah, did you play Sunday? They should have flown them
Speaker 7: in Saturday played Sunday Night. Hudson Young and Morgan Smithy
Speaker 7: of their names, they are teammates and now here's the kicker.
Speaker 7: Apparently they got into a fight over a misunderstanding about
Speaker 7: their room booking.
Speaker 4: So did they get in a fight with a person
Speaker 4: behind a desk or with each other?
Speaker 3: I believe with each other? Oh, come on, brow No,
Speaker 3: I had this sweet.
Speaker 4: They're probably in a shared room and one of them
Speaker 4: one of the room to themselves.
Speaker 3: We spoke to NRL legend Kevy Walters yesterday on the
Speaker 3: show because he's going over as well. He seems a
Speaker 3: no fuss kind of guy. Yeah, he had a great rule, keV.
Speaker 6: What could go wrong everything in Vegas?
Speaker 3: I was over there last year.
Speaker 4: It should be a fun weekend of footy and whatever
Speaker 4: else you can do in Vegas?
Speaker 3: What was the instruction from the coach to the players
Speaker 3: when you.
Speaker 6: Touch down in your life? Now, what happens in Vegas
Speaker 6: goes online.
Speaker 4: It's good to remember what.
Speaker 3: Happens in Vegas goes online.
Speaker 4: My friend had one of those horror stories where he
Speaker 4: met a girl in Vegas, brought her back to his
Speaker 4: hotel l room, and she spiked his drink and stole
Speaker 4: his wallet and his what never was never seen again.
Speaker 3: Did he wake up tied to the bed.
Speaker 4: No, he just woke up and was like, oh he
Speaker 4: knew straight away, Yeah, tied to the bed to night.
Speaker 4: He didn't need to be tied to the bed.
Speaker 3: Here to die. I don't want to be around my
Speaker 3: housekeeping made he walks in. I'm tired of the bit
Speaker 3: the speeders.
Speaker 4: I mean, yes, seriously, how much trouble are they in?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Clean?
Speaker 7: Well, it's just it's not a great look. No, it's
Speaker 7: it's a pr exercise. They probably haven't done.
Speaker 3: A whole lot wrong.
Speaker 4: Like, but what did someone film them belting each other
Speaker 4: or something?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What, guys?
Speaker 4: I want to I guess it was more fun before
Speaker 4: there were cameras.
Speaker 6: Camera.
Speaker 3: I want to talk. She's got a blueberry out BlackBerry?
Speaker 4: I reckon, I had a BlackBerry when I went to
Speaker 4: Vegas for your third year. The photo quality looks like
Speaker 4: it was taken on a BlackBerry.
Speaker 3: I want to talk. Holiday liability nor thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Did you or someone you know, get in trouble on
Speaker 3: a holiday? Did they offend someone? What did they do wrong?
Speaker 4: Didn't you get arrested? In South America?
Speaker 3: What happens when you fits on a police station? Mexico? Jeez,
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four ten to join us on their In return,
Speaker 3: I got goldgrass tickets to Moonlight Cinema. It is now
Speaker 3: on at the Royal Botennical Gardens, thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Are you or someone you know a hold? Dammit?
Speaker 4: You can't say holiday go on holiday? Holiday wiability liability?
Speaker 3: We are talking holiday liabilities. Yeah.
Speaker 7: This is because of what happened in Vegas just overnight
Speaker 7: involving two nur Real stars. We did ask the question
Speaker 7: what could go wrong? Will they came to blows over
Speaker 7: a disagreement about a room booking?
Speaker 10: I've just.
Speaker 3: Or they didn't even get to sleep?
Speaker 6: Didn't they he got there right?
Speaker 3: No? Come okay.
Speaker 7: Hotel security, by the way, attended the commotion. Initial fears.
Speaker 7: One of the players was holding a baseball bat. It
Speaker 7: later came to light it was an inflatable bat.
Speaker 4: They'd been down to the carnivals and Scratchy show, so
Speaker 4: security had to come. Was it their first night there?
Speaker 3: First night? Fever Laurent.
Speaker 7: It always you can't be.
Speaker 4: Doing that when you're over there to play in the
Speaker 4: what's that sport called n r L.
Speaker 3: Do one of them have those giant cocktails hanging around their.
Speaker 4: Yard?
Speaker 6: God?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: You can't be doing that in Vegas.
Speaker 3: I went to sick to in Vegas. That was spin out.
Speaker 4: That's very arty thing to do in Vegas. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: they do have amazing Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Were you hammered blind at the start?
Speaker 4: Do you think you could get up on the Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'll give it a crack. One of my life's great
Speaker 4: regrets is missing Adele in Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, residency has shut shamee.
Speaker 3: Backstreet boys are coming there every bad.
Speaker 1: Number.
Speaker 3: We are talking holiday liabilities.
Speaker 4: Dina, good morning, Good morning? Was it or someone else?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 2: So we went to Hawaii with my four months and
Speaker 2: then we ended up stertilizing her bottles and the actual
Speaker 2: stove little bit, and then we went to go to
Speaker 2: have the famous Hawaiian breakfast. Ooops, we forgot the bottle
Speaker 2: sterilizing on.
Speaker 3: Not the famous morning breakfast.
Speaker 4: No wait, I left on the bottles on the stove.
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 4: Start a high yees, yes we did.
Speaker 11: And all we thought was like emergencies like rushing, and
Speaker 11: I was like, come my husband, oh my thought, I
Speaker 11: want what happened?
Speaker 9: Lord?
Speaker 2: Did I know? It was our actual room got burned?
Speaker 4: You left the bottles instead of on sterilizing the famous
Speaker 4: Hawaiian hotel. Oh did you get in trouble, Dina? Or
Speaker 4: did you just say it wasn't us.
Speaker 2: We actually went back to the room and they're like,
Speaker 2: we're trying to swipe our cars in the wind and
Speaker 2: then it couldn't work. And I was like to my usband,
Speaker 2: are you sure you booked like for extra days? He goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: we went down there. She was like to me, we've
Speaker 2: actually been kind of contact you and I was like okay.
Speaker 2: She goes, your's actually been burnt and I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, what the hell?
Speaker 2: And I actually I.
Speaker 11: Start that, But all I was wanted about was my shopping,
Speaker 11: to be honest, because I was like, what the hell
Speaker 11: am I shopping?
Speaker 3: Hey, Dina? What what? What do we eat?
Speaker 12: It?
Speaker 7: A famous Hawaiian breakfast.
Speaker 2: Was so nice. I was like, I'm not a theod
Speaker 2: food first. It was more my husband, he's all about food.
Speaker 6: But what did he eat?
Speaker 4: The famous Hawaiian breakfast and.
Speaker 2: Unless we just tasted more like bacon, eggs and less.
Speaker 4: I don't know what was Was it worth it to
Speaker 4: burn the room down for no?
Speaker 2: What's the matter?
Speaker 4: He lost all your shopping? Love? What had you bought
Speaker 4: that got burnt in the fire?
Speaker 11: Along with the lucky shopping?
Speaker 2: Didn't get burnt? Wear to pay four or five four thousand,
Speaker 2: five hundred Americans to fix the other stuff like the
Speaker 2: bench of the wall, the painting to the room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the shopping was fine, song.
Speaker 4: As the shop got breakfast and the famous Hawaian breakfast
Speaker 4: are bacon and eggs?
Speaker 3: Possibly my favorite call with this year.
Speaker 4: What did she do? She instead of sterilizing in hot water,
Speaker 4: she put them on the stove.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so she's put them in like yeah, yeah. I
Speaker 3: also liked that they were like, wonder where those fire
Speaker 3: trucks are going?
Speaker 4: I love that she just tried to get into the
Speaker 4: swipe past.
Speaker 3: Something excitings come into the era.
Speaker 4: I don't know about it. I feel like we're following
Speaker 4: what happened in Paris over the Olympics. I swimming in
Speaker 4: the hour and it wasn't great.
Speaker 3: Look how the Olympics worked out for Patty it was awesome.
Speaker 3: Well they were able to swim. Remember they had E.
Speaker 3: Coli readings too high, so it had to be what
Speaker 3: it's always a bit of a coal in the water.
Speaker 6: That's good for your guts.
Speaker 4: Would you go swimming in the arra?
Speaker 3: God? No, but people are. We're going to chat about
Speaker 3: that coming up inside the next twenty minutes, five thousand
Speaker 3: dollars on the wave of the five K question I
Speaker 3: went off yesterday. Hopefully we can do it again today.
Speaker 3: But coming up. Sometimes life just gives you presents, doesn't it. Clean.
Speaker 7: I just I just had to read of said present and.
Speaker 4: This is not fair because this is about me and
Speaker 4: I have because I know it is, and I haven't
Speaker 4: been able to access the information about me, my own
Speaker 4: personal information.
Speaker 6: Well you're about to get you guys, have got your hands.
Speaker 3: We will give you that personal information. Something has come
Speaker 3: across our days. It's been leaked and I love it.
Speaker 3: I cannot have so many questions to share this.
Speaker 4: So do I?
Speaker 6: So do I?
Speaker 4: I thought this was private.
Speaker 3: We will reveal what it is and share it with
Speaker 3: your next Melbourne You're on over, Oh bad.
Speaker 4: Bad Universities. They're just going back this week it's OH
Speaker 4: week in Australia. What was the pub you were home
Speaker 4: from work yesterday, Clint and I walked past what's it
Speaker 4: called on Track Road, the Arcadia. It used to be
Speaker 4: open I think twenty four hours or till like five am.
Speaker 4: I walked past at eleven o'clock in the morning and.
Speaker 7: It was he really kids playing pool yep.
Speaker 4: And like sitting out in that in the courtyard. I
Speaker 4: was like, I wonder what's happening there at eleven? I
Speaker 4: was like, bet, it's O week.
Speaker 3: You could have went in.
Speaker 1: You're a student, well mature, definitely.
Speaker 3: Mature age, mature, good case, give me its coming your
Speaker 3: way in a few minutes.
Speaker 6: I just love how Lauren sunk into a chair somewhat.
Speaker 3: So yesterday we were talking about O week because it's
Speaker 3: come to our attention that ever around Lauren Phillips is
Speaker 3: yet to graduate.
Speaker 4: I never finished.
Speaker 3: You were doing it, my dad.
Speaker 4: I had about two subjects left, which I think I.
Speaker 3: Did a Bachelor of Communication Public Relations. I mean, you
Speaker 3: know that's the one everyone goes for.
Speaker 4: I think I majored in politics. Is it anyone that
Speaker 4: I failed? I didn't fail. Sorry, I didn't fail. I
Speaker 4: just got us to tragically leave the university.
Speaker 6: You were saying yesterday never invited back.
Speaker 3: Maybe gotta be amazing to get our hands on Lauren's results,
Speaker 3: would Jase? In fact, I was with Archie yesterday at
Speaker 3: a skate park in Bentley and this lady comes up
Speaker 3: to me and goes, please tell me you're going to
Speaker 3: track down Lawrence. God, we already have how.
Speaker 4: The results because I can't remember my student number three were?
Speaker 6: Okay, don't read write she might want to go back.
Speaker 4: I don't need a grilling.
Speaker 3: Oh so much to talk about here?
Speaker 4: How many subjects did I do?
Speaker 3: There's it's a long transcript.
Speaker 4: Because I think I had to repeat some.
Speaker 3: Six You know what, rather than us break it down,
Speaker 3: should we bring in an expert, Clint?
Speaker 7: Yes, Doctor Bruce Berryman is not He's not a doctor
Speaker 7: in Lauren's transcript, but more so a a doctor from
Speaker 7: the rm i T School of Media and Communications. Good morning, Bruce.
Speaker 9: Good morning. Indeed, I'm going.
Speaker 3: To run run with mister Berryman. You've got Lauren's results here.
Speaker 3: Can you run us through it please?
Speaker 7: One of the highlights, oh, I love to first first
Speaker 7: the first things first, she hasn't passed.
Speaker 9: She passed a lot of courses, so close, so fast.
Speaker 4: So doctor Bruce, do they do they talk about me
Speaker 4: in the halls of r M I. T is one
Speaker 4: of their great almost alumni.
Speaker 9: Not so much, but but you are loved. Yeah, it's
Speaker 9: you know, you can think of these academic records as
Speaker 9: something like a story. In your case, quite a long story.
Speaker 6: Right, because it was only at a while.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm looking at two thousand and six here introduction
Speaker 3: to public relations. You were getting good marks then that
Speaker 3: was seventy one.
Speaker 9: Lauren was doing very well in the first semester, a
Speaker 9: distinction student.
Speaker 4: Oh fantastic. Yes, what happens?
Speaker 9: You know what what happens to a few people? The
Speaker 9: last gets in the way. I think, you know, you
Speaker 9: can look at this and see some change is happening,
Speaker 9: hasten emerging. You know. Look, you did really well in
Speaker 9: something like communication law, got distinctions there doing that you
Speaker 9: newsmakers and the straight in society again and in your
Speaker 9: public relations very good, very good.
Speaker 6: Work, all bad.
Speaker 7: Can you explain to me first and foremost what popular
Speaker 7: music and society is?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 7: Because Lauren not only got a zero in two thousand
Speaker 7: and seven, she also had another crack in twenty eleven
Speaker 7: to try and complete the course. Also got a zero.
Speaker 9: To get a zero mean to Lauren probably didn't even
Speaker 9: put her name on the assignment. It suggests you didn't.
Speaker 9: You didn't really submit anything. But it is surprising popular music.
Speaker 9: But it's one of those courses I suppose that people
Speaker 9: expect to just be sitting around listening to the music
Speaker 9: they like.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I've ended up doing as a career.
Speaker 4: So can I take to sail and live your dreams?
Speaker 3: Two thousand and seven, we've got specialist PR practice and writing.
Speaker 3: Oh god, it was a success.
Speaker 9: Yeah, not a highlight in your career, Lawrence.
Speaker 3: No, you failed?
Speaker 6: What did I get?
Speaker 3: You failed that one?
Speaker 4: What did I get?
Speaker 6: She got twenty one?
Speaker 9: Hey, but I'm pleased to see that you pass sports media?
Speaker 4: Oh did I?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, Clint, that's I'm following for me.
Speaker 3: Not about it because normally you're pretty good in a
Speaker 3: crisis advanced strategic PR planning. Oh no, you failed that.
Speaker 4: We are There are any things I got fifties on?
Speaker 4: Because I just remember I said it yesterday. My model
Speaker 4: at Union was peas get degrees. I just had to
Speaker 4: pass and get a fifty, and I reckon I sweet
Speaker 4: talked a few people into passing.
Speaker 3: You know where you got fifty in what mass media?
Speaker 3: In Asia?
Speaker 4: Mass media? I don't even remember doing that.
Speaker 9: Were going public relations in society?
Speaker 7: And so, Bruce, how close is she to getting the
Speaker 7: hat to graduating?
Speaker 4: How many subjects have I got left?
Speaker 9: Three? Three subject?
Speaker 3: What's the three quicker subject she could built out?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 9: So not quite that simple though. Basically you have a
Speaker 9: use by it. They all have a use by have
Speaker 9: expired to complete a degree, and you you got through
Speaker 9: five and a half years of them with aren't doing it?
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 9: Hypothetically one could you could?
Speaker 3: So there is, so there is.
Speaker 9: Relations has changed a lot in what are we looking
Speaker 9: at twenty years? And so the degree is completely different.
Speaker 9: Nowadays it's no longer the PR degree. It is part
Speaker 9: of the Bachelor of Professional Communication.
Speaker 3: That sounds like me, hey, yah, just before we let
Speaker 3: you go, Bruce, can I just check what would be
Speaker 3: the every age of the mature age student? Good question?
Speaker 9: A mid twenties?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm a bit old. Do you think it would
Speaker 4: help my career?
Speaker 9: There are a lot there's lots of people in there, middies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, she's past that. I'm I'm not wait for this,
Speaker 3: lost Bruce. Just before we let you go, I believe
Speaker 3: you would like to invite Lauren.
Speaker 9: I would indeed. I mean, look, seriously, it's week, it's orientation.
Speaker 9: I really do think it's time for you to kind
Speaker 9: of just get a taste to final case, give nothing
Speaker 9: else of what university life is like these days.
Speaker 4: You know. Yeah, I think this is where I went
Speaker 4: wrong or got a bit carried away at O week
Speaker 4: and then didn't turn up for the rest of the year.
Speaker 3: Would you go back to UNI?
Speaker 4: Is the doctor, Bruce? Is that pub still across the road?
Speaker 9: The it is?
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I'll come back.
Speaker 7: Do you need a lecturer in popular music and society
Speaker 7: because she's very, very good at that subject.
Speaker 9: Yes, I think they're there.
Speaker 3: She's better on that thing, Asian cybercultures?
Speaker 4: Did I do Asian cyber culture?
Speaker 3: You failed it?
Speaker 4: To be honest, I don't even remember these classes. What
Speaker 4: was I learning? What did I do that for?
Speaker 3: I don't know. You're the one that filled out the forms.
Speaker 4: Doctor Tom doomed, I'm never getting.
Speaker 3: My Well, we're sending you back to r MIT.
Speaker 4: No, it's so embarrassing. You said the average age was
Speaker 4: twenty five.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, don't worry. We'll pick a lecture
Speaker 3: hall that has a ramp, not many stairs far to
Speaker 3: get in. Lauren's going back to the ning. Caught up
Speaker 3: with all the captains of the AFL teams yesterday. We've
Speaker 3: got nine sleeps till the forty years back.
Speaker 4: We are nearly there. Melbourne and my team Mighty Tigs.
Speaker 3: Caught up with your captain Toby, some of the other captains. Before.
Speaker 3: When you got to travel, you got to share a room. No,
Speaker 3: we get our own room now. You used to have
Speaker 3: to share back in the day.
Speaker 10: He used to share a room, which is okay, But
Speaker 10: when you get your own room now, it's it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Who's the one player on the team you wouldn't want
Speaker 3: to share with?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 7: Canon Macintosh snores had him on camp a couple of
Speaker 7: years ago and wasn't good.
Speaker 3: Have you ever thought about throwing some coin in and
Speaker 3: getting in one of those machines?
Speaker 6: Maybe he needs it.
Speaker 3: I'd be relaxing before go.
Speaker 4: My Yeah, you can't be making them have shared rooms.
Speaker 4: Surely they'll have enough money. Come on, bunk beds, guys.
Speaker 4: Who's on the top, who's on the bottom.
Speaker 3: Let me take you to the Yarra. Doesn't sound clean?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean I love the art great river runs
Speaker 4: through the middle of our city.
Speaker 3: Well, there is a group of people campaigning to turn
Speaker 3: Melbourne's river, the city sort of area of the river
Speaker 3: into a swimming spot.
Speaker 4: Now do they want it like in Brisbane where there's
Speaker 4: the city you can swim in the bank south bank
Speaker 4: poor speech?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do they want that? Or do they want to put
Speaker 4: some lane ropes in so you can I think they're.
Speaker 3: Thinking more lane ropes zone. Ye, move, move the go
Speaker 3: boats out and put people lean.
Speaker 4: But is the water clean enough?
Speaker 3: Well, that's the issue.
Speaker 4: Have you ever been in it? No, you've been in it, Clint,
Speaker 4: didn't you do the bird Man rally.
Speaker 6: I've been in it at Moon. I've jumped in.
Speaker 7: I actually got a gob full of water because as
Speaker 7: I hit the hit the water itself. I didn't close
Speaker 7: the mouth.
Speaker 3: And the mouth it's very it's.
Speaker 6: Very very salty.
Speaker 7: Remember the salty, very salty.
Speaker 4: Didn't they find a shark in there once?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 7: There'd be so many sharks in the sharks would.
Speaker 3: Brisbane? You stand on their backs? There's so many in there?
Speaker 4: Are they shot? There was a shark in the era
Speaker 4: once I remember it's.
Speaker 3: Against the lord in the error? Is it? It's illegal
Speaker 3: because of the quality of the water.
Speaker 7: Oh, but there's often dolphins. I've seen dolphins in it before.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's what I've seen.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you now, guys, there would be bull sharks
Speaker 3: in the.
Speaker 4: Erraw not swimming in it. Would they cage it off
Speaker 4: where you can swim?
Speaker 3: I imagine put those on nets.
Speaker 4: I actually don't think we need to be swimming in
Speaker 4: the era.
Speaker 3: Which is such a shame. Like have you seen that
Speaker 3: little pool they've got at the bar that floats on
Speaker 3: the Array float Barbary float?
Speaker 4: Have a little pool there sit in that that looks more?
Speaker 4: Was that cleaner?
Speaker 3: Talk about lasting talk about lasting effects.
Speaker 4: Oh, there's a seal that lives in the ara, oh
Speaker 4: called Salvatre.
Speaker 3: Really there's a couple in Mortiellic Creek too, seals. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they've come up next to me on the boat.
Speaker 4: Funny things. Oh, I freak think, but they're so cute.
Speaker 3: Talk about lasting effects. Brody executive producer, You'll be surprised
Speaker 3: to know has been swimming in the era, of.
Speaker 4: Course he has. Why were you in there?
Speaker 6: Did you?
Speaker 8: I was about nineteen and one of my friends, Fat Ben, said,
Speaker 8: I will give you fifty bucks in the middle of
Speaker 8: winter to swim across the Yarrow after we left Crown
Speaker 8: Casino and lost that money, and so I did. We're
Speaker 8: knew it down to my jocks, but it was so
Speaker 8: cold and I'm not a great swimmer. So about halfway
Speaker 8: across I was like, oh no, this is getting a
Speaker 8: bit how young. But then on.
Speaker 4: The other side of the river in your redgs Grundes
Speaker 4: with no.
Speaker 8: Clothes across the bridge.
Speaker 4: Could he not call him fat Ben?
Speaker 3: Haven't you heard his group of friends the wrong.
Speaker 8: He's actually not fat anymore, so he'd be Brodie.
Speaker 4: You can't talk like that. But we all called him that,
Speaker 4: but you can't. Did he call himself that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't think that's the issue. Yeah, No, let's park
Speaker 3: fat Ben for a second.
Speaker 7: Just did Jim Courier dive into the after winning the
Speaker 7: Australian Open in nineteen ninety two, did he yea, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: yeah he went for a swim.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's a long way to go from Liker think he.
Speaker 4: Was doing the photo call on the river.
Speaker 3: It was immediately after he won. They let him out
Speaker 3: the escape. Then it went down post trophy, jumped in.
Speaker 3: Don't you reckon? It would have been a great idea
Speaker 3: inside rod Labor And then halfway walking down there, well
Speaker 3: I'm committed.
Speaker 4: Now yeahs are following me again, and I got yeah,
Speaker 4: I just don't think the water in there is very
Speaker 4: good for you.
Speaker 6: So I didn't think it was that.
Speaker 4: But they didn't clean up the water in Paris for
Speaker 4: the Olympics. Apparently, maybe the swimmers are on. Apparently would
Speaker 4: you swimming at Cleans?
Speaker 3: Well I have, and I was fine, like, look at
Speaker 3: how normal are.
Speaker 4: You worried about the sharks?
Speaker 3: No good? A couple of little lilos and those inflatable doughnuts.
Speaker 4: Imagine that we wanted to get the balls and have
Speaker 4: a race.
Speaker 3: Yes, we wanted to do zor ball race down the river.
Speaker 4: You might get some yarrow water in your mouth for
Speaker 4: the open Did they test that? I feel they need
Speaker 4: to go and do some tests on the water.
Speaker 3: Why don't I collect some water today on the way home,
Speaker 3: I'll take it down to Arthur at Morabin pool Works.
Speaker 3: That's where I get my pool tested.
Speaker 4: A shouted, you know you're rich if you've got a
Speaker 4: pool man.
Speaker 3: Shut up. I go there to get the test and
Speaker 3: like he can test the water and do it print
Speaker 3: out not.
Speaker 4: An HP is that what it's called when the water
Speaker 4: is clear?
Speaker 6: What do they call it?
Speaker 4: HP?
Speaker 3: Secular packard printer that he will get the results and print.
Speaker 4: Them out on pH levels, not the ached feelings.
Speaker 3: I'll bring. I'll bring the poolworks rab and water report.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow on the Rah, yes please, and then we'll make
Speaker 4: a decision.
Speaker 3: Okay. Shout out to thin Bend this morning to it
Speaker 3: is just the man, sorry, Clint sting the show from
Speaker 3: the mothership. It's in Sydney this morning.
Speaker 4: He's ready to go for the news then, wasn't he.
Speaker 7: Do you know what happened? They're so lovely up here.
Speaker 7: They've delivered me not one, but two coffees.
Speaker 3: Well, you've got a big day ahead of you. You're
Speaker 3: out with the Prime Minister today. Yes, Elbow at Kurrabilly
Speaker 3: house if you don't mind, I've never been inside Kurabilly.
Speaker 4: Please pass on our Thanks for our invitations.
Speaker 6: I really appreciate you're.
Speaker 3: Going to commentate backyard cricket at Elbow's house the Star.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's fun.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I don't really know a whole lot about
Speaker 3: the concept, but I'll cram.
Speaker 4: Can you can you give us, like an example of
Speaker 4: if Anthony Albanezi hits a six?
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, yeah, Well there's a whole cavalcade of stars playing.
Speaker 7: Sarah Arbo is playing from the nine networks. She'll be
Speaker 7: she'll be up against up against Matt Shervington. So this
Speaker 7: would have pitted TV rivals against each other.
Speaker 4: Give us an example of your commentary.
Speaker 7: I'm going to have someone to interview at all times.
Speaker 7: I believe that's the brief.
Speaker 3: But really avoiding let's go the commentary box now, Sarah
Speaker 3: bowls against albow, Clint downaway.
Speaker 7: Sarah Arbo steaming in from the opera house, end over
Speaker 7: the wicket.
Speaker 6: Elbow or straight drive down to cover.
Speaker 4: Okay, we need a bit of practice. Yeah that one.
Speaker 4: Just keep yelling that. How's is the commentator? Yeller?
Speaker 7: Not strictly commentary. I don't think it's more just comedic relief.
Speaker 7: Oh dear, how quickly can you get here?
Speaker 3: Can you take a couple of piggies inside alb I
Speaker 3: want to see what it's like in.
Speaker 6: Quite elaborate, wouldn't it. You should take chain of blakes.
Speaker 3: I should do a refer it does look a bit dated.
Speaker 4: Well, I've never been inside, wouldn't I've never been invited.
Speaker 3: It does, doesn't it?
Speaker 7: If Dutto gets in Peter Dutton, does he get the
Speaker 7: chance to sort of do some renovation.
Speaker 3: We had Elbow on the show just after he got
Speaker 3: voted in, and we said, hey, do you replace the mattress?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's all new beds.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they can bring in their open I would say,
Speaker 4: there's part of it that's like historical, and then there'd
Speaker 4: be like a little apartment area that they change in
Speaker 4: the sheets.
Speaker 7: I don't obviously, well, Albow strikes me as a sleeping
Speaker 7: duck kind of guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in his rabbit o's pajamas.
Speaker 3: Yes, Lauren, and put in one of those.
Speaker 4: But it's still my favorite vote all time. When he
Speaker 4: just became the Prime ministery and he got papped on
Speaker 4: his store step in his rabbitose pajamas.
Speaker 6: Those electric beds, it goes down, it goes up.
Speaker 3: That goes down, madam Prime minister. We need you in
Speaker 3: the situation right now.
Speaker 4: I'm busy.
Speaker 3: I'm getting up. Someone get me a hand.
Speaker 4: Look you the Prime minister, so you can have whatever
Speaker 4: bed you want. Surely bunks, Mom, Dad, QUI have bunk beds.
Speaker 3: There's an elbow line in the giant car.
Speaker 4: Clinton, I need some advice. Probably this is more skewed
Speaker 4: towards you than Chase.
Speaker 6: But in my wheelhouse, well, I think.
Speaker 4: So, but I look forward to Jace's opinion on it.
Speaker 4: I've never been a gym goer that really uses the
Speaker 4: facilities like I've always done partis and things, and I
Speaker 4: go to pilates and then I leave plarates. Anyway, I'm
Speaker 4: at this gym now where I spend more time there,
Speaker 4: so I might do a Plarti's class and then I'll
Speaker 4: get changed and go and have sauna and estead and
Speaker 4: then go I've never been like a locker room change
Speaker 4: room girl, if that makes sense. I know, you go
Speaker 4: to the gym, get changed, shower, do the whole thing there.
Speaker 4: I normally go home and shower and do all that.
Speaker 4: And I've found myself in a bit of a pickle
Speaker 4: because the gym I go to it's very social. I
Speaker 4: know a lot of people that go there.
Speaker 7: It can be intimidating or you know a gym changer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I saw a girlfriend in there the other day.
Speaker 6: Push your neck it well, yeah, she was in.
Speaker 4: A state of undress, which is fine.
Speaker 3: What sort.
Speaker 6: She I don't know.
Speaker 4: She was either getting out of her swimmer into your clothes,
Speaker 4: all the other way around, whatever. And I completely open, yeah,
Speaker 4: which is what people do. But I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 4: say hello. I just kind of was like pretended I knew,
Speaker 4: I knew she knew that I'd seen her.
Speaker 3: I didn't go in for the hug.
Speaker 4: No, but I didn't even say hello. And I know
Speaker 4: I left and I was like, I'm so rude. I
Speaker 4: coolly just brushed her.
Speaker 3: No, I think you can get it.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the etiquette is someone's get change
Speaker 4: in the changing room. Do you say hello? Or does
Speaker 4: it depend what state.
Speaker 3: Of dress, state of undress.
Speaker 4: When was the last time you were in a gym
Speaker 4: change room, Jason.
Speaker 3: It's been quite some time, but in a similar realm
Speaker 3: swimming pool, public swimming, because I take the kids to
Speaker 3: g sacks sometimes and I don't know what it is
Speaker 3: with the old blokes over rady, but they love getting
Speaker 3: their willies out in the change room.
Speaker 4: You're supposed to just get changed in a change but
Speaker 4: I find some people go and tuck away in a
Speaker 4: shower cubicle, and it's the old.
Speaker 3: The old blokes will get there and they'll walk around,
Speaker 3: and they walk around with the towel and yeah, some
Speaker 3: of them had the Chammi chammy and then they've got
Speaker 3: a giant gray afro on the front of him.
Speaker 4: It's mine right to bed. It's the point of a
Speaker 4: change room. What are you?
Speaker 6: I've got many questions the rules?
Speaker 4: The rules?
Speaker 7: Well, just first and foremost, can I ask what sort
Speaker 7: of state of undress.
Speaker 3: You were in?
Speaker 4: I think I was just trying to get my bag
Speaker 4: out of the locker and walk out.
Speaker 3: Case fully closed? Can you run zip?
Speaker 4: Because I know if I was getting changed and someone
Speaker 4: walked in like mid noodedem went hei lost, I'd be
Speaker 4: like oh and then scrambled to get dressed.
Speaker 3: Thirteen. Sorry, it's still change her emedic?
Speaker 4: Is there is there a rule?
Speaker 3: Did you check her out? Did you have a gander?
Speaker 4: No? I was just I felt rude though that I
Speaker 4: didn't say.
Speaker 3: Hell, you would have had a look?
Speaker 4: What do you mean how to look? Girls aren't like that.
Speaker 4: Girls aren't wear naked all the time with our bits
Speaker 4: are out all the time.
Speaker 3: Don't look Yeah, damn her good.
Speaker 4: Boobs, good brig Ye surely nah, I did know?
Speaker 3: Say do you think she noticed that? You?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And I was like, we s sorry you.
Speaker 3: Didn't stay high in any way?
Speaker 6: No, no, no high parts.
Speaker 4: There was no high fives, little, no low fives, no
Speaker 4: high fives. See, I think if you are is it
Speaker 4: just fine to ignore someone?
Speaker 3: He's a hypothetical. Say if I saw Clint right and
Speaker 3: he's like pulling like you're pulling down the speedos right,
Speaker 3: he's taking in my bag, I would act like I'm
Speaker 3: in a rush status, And then.
Speaker 4: What would you do?
Speaker 3: Clint?
Speaker 6: You're sitting there doing he's got the giggles?
Speaker 4: Do you find people being naked that funny?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I just it's a weird space, isn't it.
Speaker 3: What are you sitting there doing the windmill? You me?
Speaker 4: Why are you giggling so much?
Speaker 3: What's the windmill? Jason? You know?
Speaker 4: Aren't actually doing that in locker rooms?
Speaker 6: Are they wind up?
Speaker 4: What do you do? You're always at the gym. If
Speaker 4: you're not here, you're at the gym.
Speaker 7: I tend to use a cubicle.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, So what if you walk in and one
Speaker 4: of your mates is naked? Do you say hello? Do
Speaker 4: you just brush them?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 7: It's a The gym I got was a unisex space.
Speaker 7: So look at the wind What.
Speaker 4: Do you think, Sharon, I'm going to continue to ignore
Speaker 4: people who are naked.
Speaker 3: Lauren, what are you doing here?
Speaker 4: Hey, there's not gyms with communal change rooms?
Speaker 6: Are there a gym?
Speaker 3: It's one of those sauna places you go. I love those.
Speaker 4: That's not a gym, but.
Speaker 3: They're doing the windmill there. Thirty else fourteen Jim change Room, Meticut.
Speaker 4: We've got some gym memberships to give away.
Speaker 3: They're gonna want to be linked to this. You know
Speaker 3: you're right. We do Upstate gym memberships three month memberships
Speaker 3: at Upstate with reformer, hot mat and boxing available. You
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Speaker 4: One of the rules in communal gym?
Speaker 6: And what have you seen?
Speaker 3: People would have seen something, Well, we know what they've.
Speaker 4: Seen the gym. What are the rules? What are the does?
Speaker 4: What are the don'ts? What have you seen in a
Speaker 4: gym change room? Because I'm awkward about it.
Speaker 3: I have a question question the one piece.
Speaker 4: Being a chicken getting in a one piece it's hard,
Speaker 4: so you don't work out right, you want to go
Speaker 4: and have a sauna or spa or whatever, and you're
Speaker 4: hot in sweating, you're trying to wriggle, get your legs
Speaker 4: in wriggle the bathes up. You're sticky. It's like all
Speaker 4: rolling up. I don't want someone to look at me
Speaker 4: and go, hey, loss, how are you going? So how
Speaker 4: do you think I'm going?
Speaker 3: If you need po do you have to flee?
Speaker 4: Say it again?
Speaker 3: You need never quit before you go on the pool.
Speaker 6: You take it off the whole.
Speaker 4: We could flick it to the side.
Speaker 6: I guess.
Speaker 4: What if you weren't going to peel a whole, well,
Speaker 4: you should.
Speaker 3: Be flicking the side of the change room. You'd be
Speaker 3: banned from the ma'am. We've told you.
Speaker 4: Before the bathing suit.
Speaker 3: We are heading to the change room.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right now. We're talking about change room etiquette at
Speaker 4: the gym or where there are shared facilities, because I
Speaker 4: get really embarrassed talking to people who are getting changed
Speaker 4: or when I'm getting changed. I don't know what I mean.
Speaker 4: You boys seem to do it a bit more freely awkward.
Speaker 4: If I see someone getting changed at the gym, I
Speaker 4: don't talk to them, even if it's a friend. And
Speaker 4: now I feel like I'm being rude.
Speaker 7: I think blokes are a little bit more nimble, like
Speaker 7: a little quicker.
Speaker 4: Easy for you guys. You guys are like shorts down,
Speaker 4: shorts up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 4: We've got leggings and sports bras swimwear.
Speaker 3: And do you ever ask one of the girls to
Speaker 3: help you with your bra?
Speaker 4: No? Because I'm an adult, ok, and just smashed his fantasy.
Speaker 3: I think they're in there going I'm just going.
Speaker 4: To clip clip up for me.
Speaker 6: Hey, Jess, just give us a hand here?
Speaker 4: Is that what you really think is happening?
Speaker 7: That's that's why I asked the question, just you know, clarity.
Speaker 4: Do you ever ask another bloke to help put your
Speaker 4: socks on?
Speaker 3: Every now and then? Jas? I can't be and can
Speaker 3: you did less?
Speaker 4: Surely you'reself sufficient in a change room?
Speaker 3: Is our night?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe some people do. I'm yet to
Speaker 4: be asked now of anyone with their bra after the gym.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to the fact.
Speaker 4: What are you seeing in a gym? What are the rules?
Speaker 4: Do you talk to people or is it just your
Speaker 4: in your own time, in your own space? Alisha, good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning. Do you use shared facilities?
Speaker 13: It was actually when I was overseas and I was
Speaker 13: staying in a backpack is but it was actually in
Speaker 13: a boat, and the first morning I got up to
Speaker 13: have a shower, everybody was walking around naked, just talking
Speaker 13: to each other as though it was business as usual,
Speaker 13: and all showering naked, and I was fairly body conscious
Speaker 13: and decided from that point on that the only time
Speaker 13: I would have a shower would be five am in
Speaker 13: the morning.
Speaker 4: Well, that's it. I think Ozzie's are a bit less
Speaker 4: nudicity as like Europeans.
Speaker 3: Imagine Lauren in a nudist camp.
Speaker 4: I'm confused by the youth hostel on a boat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it's not. Remember we worked with the girl
Speaker 3: at the other radio station. Her and her partner went
Speaker 3: on an overseas trip and he booked the accommodation and
Speaker 3: he accidentally booked a newdist hotel.
Speaker 4: Who did that?
Speaker 3: One of the girls in promos.
Speaker 4: Are you need in the whole hotel?
Speaker 3: She posted a photo at check in going the one
Speaker 3: leg of the trip. My partner had to be if
Speaker 3: he accidentally did that.
Speaker 7: With the reception staff need as well.
Speaker 3: I think there'd be a sign.
Speaker 4: And surely there's no photos in there.
Speaker 3: No, there's no photos. You would you like to stow
Speaker 3: your luggage and clothes?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I didn't know that was the thing.
Speaker 4: Stephanie in Gelong, good.
Speaker 3: Morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 4: What's the change room etiquette? Oh?
Speaker 14: Well, that's what I stumbled across. I walked into the
Speaker 14: female change room. It was an all female gym anyway,
Speaker 14: And not only was this girl as princess naked, you
Speaker 14: had it one of her way nick and had one
Speaker 14: of her legs up into the sink and shaving her legs.
Speaker 3: She was shaving her leg.
Speaker 4: In think naked, Think wait yeahked, No, you can't do that.
Speaker 14: No, I just don't get at the moment anyway.
Speaker 11: Like shared bathroom, Oh, just the bars, drems with all.
Speaker 14: The facilities like the makeup station, and then you've got
Speaker 14: your hair dryer and straightener.
Speaker 3: And ye wants using the GHD stiff up behind you
Speaker 3: be diuse you do?
Speaker 9: You do?
Speaker 4: You work out and then you just get ready there.
Speaker 4: You don't go home. You get ready for work or
Speaker 4: to go out.
Speaker 3: Or isn't your body temp still raised from the workout?
Speaker 4: We have a cold shower. I don't know. I'm not
Speaker 4: good at it. I'm not good at the shared facilities, and.
Speaker 3: Then get tagging to help put your brow on.
Speaker 7: Can you just can you just help me with this
Speaker 7: zip in the dress?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure chicks do. I'm not getting into a
Speaker 4: dress at the gym, though.
Speaker 3: You know what you need future.
Speaker 4: I'm in a hoodie.
Speaker 3: You need that little bit to rope attached like a
Speaker 3: wet suit.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then you shark Tank.
Speaker 4: Yes, great idea.
Speaker 3: Mister Wonderful. Can you help me out of this dress?
Speaker 3: You come Wonderful that's his name on Shark Tank, one
Speaker 3: of their.
Speaker 4: Oh about yourself.
Speaker 3: And I went off yesterday. Hopefully we can do it
Speaker 3: again today. Our guys stand all tension. We have a
Speaker 3: prep teacher. Good morning, miss par Hello everybody, how you going?
Speaker 3: Do you sound like a prep teacher?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 4: And you deserve the cash. I think primary school teachers
Speaker 4: in particular absolute heroes, counting counting down to the school holidays.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The gap you give us between nine and three is priceless.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, and you have four kids of your own,
Speaker 4: is that right, Karen? I?
Speaker 3: Oh, well, you teach your own kids.
Speaker 13: Pardon no, don't go to my school.
Speaker 3: We have a little bit of a life work balance.
Speaker 4: Yes, smart, all right, Well, if anyone deserves the cash,
Speaker 4: you do this morning. I believe you want to play
Speaker 4: for five hundred dollars, Karen, Is that right? Yes?
Speaker 6: Please, let's go five hundred dollars shopping Grady.
Speaker 3: She just wants the cash. How this works. You will
Speaker 3: hear a question, then you will have three seconds to answer, Karen.
Speaker 3: Remember you have to answer in that time. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: good luck for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: Which country produces the most tea? Three?
Speaker 14: Two Australia.
Speaker 4: I would have guessed tri Lanka, India. The winner is China.
Speaker 12: China leads the world jobal tea production, contributing up to
Speaker 12: forty of the world's tea, really changing a lot of
Speaker 12: green tea.
Speaker 3: They produce everything. Hey, I'll tell you what. How about
Speaker 3: I hook you up with the family past to come.
Speaker 6: Buy will That would be amazing?
Speaker 4: So yours, my friend, go and enjoy, have a great
Speaker 4: day surrounded by world. More kids there.
Speaker 3: Just tell the kids. Come buy World theme park, the
Speaker 3: only place in the state with water slides, roller coasters,
Speaker 3: shows and wildlife all in one. Get a wildlife a
Speaker 3: Come buy a World.
Speaker 4: It's awesome out there. We went last year. I loved it.
Speaker 3: It was great. Yeah, I learned face paint doesn't come
Speaker 3: off easy.
Speaker 4: No, she looked like a smurf for about.
Speaker 3: Three days the bathroom after I was finished with it.
Speaker 6: My good bell easily quiet.
Speaker 7: I'm hunting labit's words you can't say?
Speaker 3: Come time for our favorite segment. Words you can't say?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. If there
Speaker 4: is a word you can't quite spit out, very much
Speaker 4: like our very own Chase Hawkins, who struggles with a
Speaker 4: lot of woodle words.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Are you or someone you
Speaker 3: know a damn.
Speaker 4: You can't say?
Speaker 6: Holiday? Go on holiday all day?
Speaker 3: Wiability, liability, liability? They slowed me down.
Speaker 4: You're not good with holiday.
Speaker 3: I don't talk. That's what's wrong with you. There's a list.
Speaker 4: I think there is a list. I think it's his
Speaker 4: hells that he struggles with holiday, having nice holiday?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Is that's why I hate
Speaker 3: giving them away? Thirteen twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 3: Is there a word you cannot say? In return? We've
Speaker 3: got family passes to come by, world take a list
Speaker 3: to the ones about in the past.
Speaker 9: The trains go along the railway.
Speaker 3: Track are the wow way track?
Speaker 2: The way become a security garden.
Speaker 4: I can't say umberance.
Speaker 2: I have to call the ambulance.
Speaker 11: I would like a glass to cordal cordial.
Speaker 3: Remember we're laughing with you, not at you. Third A
Speaker 3: twenty four ten words you can't say.
Speaker 9: Well, easily quiet, I'm hunting. Wapit.
Speaker 3: Words you can't say.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. If there is
Speaker 4: a word you cannot say. I had a boyfriend once
Speaker 4: who couldn't say obviously, Oh, would say obviously, obviously you're wrong, and.
Speaker 6: I'd be like, is that a nick?
Speaker 4: It always came up in an argument, would you obviously
Speaker 4: that's not what happens. And I'd be like, that doesn't
Speaker 4: even make sense.
Speaker 3: Would you start the argument knowing that that's what was obviously.
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 7: Over?
Speaker 10: Mate?
Speaker 4: I win this argument. Don't laugh at me, Obviously I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm laughing with you, not at you.
Speaker 3: Go to Charlie. That's the rule with this, Charlie. Use
Speaker 3: your word in a sentence. Go for it.
Speaker 13: I really like this specific type of flower.
Speaker 3: Oh you must specific I try again.
Speaker 9: Say that again?
Speaker 4: Sorry, say your sentence again.
Speaker 7: She got it?
Speaker 3: Right, Sharon in Ringwood as good. If you weren't a sentence,
Speaker 3: go for it.
Speaker 2: My partner has a Kowarski Kowarski, Saki Kawski.
Speaker 4: I can't say it like Daniel Kowalski. Is what she's saying?
Speaker 4: What is it? The bike motorbike.
Speaker 3: Called Kaki Kawasaki, Kawasaki musical instruments. To try it again, Sharon, Kawasaki.
Speaker 9: Ki not bad?
Speaker 4: Rachel and Hillside. Is there a word you can't say?
Speaker 4: Throw it in a sentence for us?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 14: Grown violins for dinner.
Speaker 3: What are you having for dinner?
Speaker 6: Scabatti volin?
Speaker 3: Do you avoid Italian restaurants?
Speaker 4: She gets the.
Speaker 3: Said the lingi.
Speaker 4: Spaghettis normally kids that can't say that.
Speaker 3: We're the producer. Alice, her and her family used to
Speaker 3: call it spaghetti bologna.
Speaker 4: Actually thought until she said it in front of us
Speaker 4: one day that it was called spaghetti and we were like, no,
Speaker 4: it's bolonnaise. It's bog lannaise. No, no, it's definitely not
Speaker 4: boglin aise.
Speaker 3: Alice, We're not right a lot, but I'm going to
Speaker 3: back this one.
Speaker 4: Spaghetti boglonaise. Thanks obviously, right, Til good morning. Throw the
Speaker 4: word you can't say in a sentence for us.
Speaker 9: It's setti.
Speaker 4: Oh that's Rachel. She still can't say it.
Speaker 6: She doesn't learn.
Speaker 4: Sorry, dal you're not saying spaghetti.
Speaker 3: Usual in a sentence, and that go for it.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna add some sinon cinnamon to the cake.
Speaker 4: People cinnamon donut, say cinnamon.
Speaker 3: Donut, Simon and cinnam.
Speaker 6: Cinnamon donut donut.
Speaker 3: King's got to shut I'll spit it.
Speaker 4: Out and then gets a lot of people do.
Speaker 3: That's the hard one, Jade, good morning. Don't be nervous.
Speaker 3: I can tell you nervous if I remember, it's the
Speaker 3: safe space. Use your word, ja, Where's.
Speaker 4: Where are you from? What's uburb worry yellick worally heard?
Speaker 14: Where's it's out past the near warburton?
Speaker 3: I thought the producers start. They've made a meal of it,
Speaker 3: all right, Jade, go for it's your word.
Speaker 4: Cheer, you know, like put it in a sentence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, put in a sentence.
Speaker 14: I had a ham and cheese cheer.
Speaker 4: A focket cheer.
Speaker 3: You'd be hitting the swear every time you're hungry. Careful, careful.
Speaker 4: Sort of spelled like that, isn't it? How do you
Speaker 4: spell for cash.
Speaker 3: Also, I don't think anyone's ordered for kasher in eleven years.
Speaker 4: In fact, you crack it every morning when you order
Speaker 4: multi grain toast and you getsha, do you want Turkish?
Speaker 3: It's not hard.
Speaker 4: I don't want theer. I want the Turkish, obviously, obviously, Charlotte,
Speaker 4: good morning. Finishes. What is a word? You can't say?
Speaker 3: The aquarium? It was your moment.
Speaker 4: Aton's gone to is where we will finish?
Speaker 6: Anton, Hi, I can't say the word guam McClay.
Speaker 3: Sorry what quawk quawcum.
Speaker 4: Mexican guacamole.
Speaker 6: Yeah, holy guacamole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, try holy guacamole.
Speaker 14: Holy macai.
Speaker 6: Oh oh Badrchla.
Speaker 3: Mom's gotta get down the pub borrow week, oh week.
Speaker 4: Festivity is happening all around Melbourne. I saw the kids
Speaker 4: at the pub yesterday.
Speaker 3: What time eleven lights down?
Speaker 4: I assume it was O week. I can't imagine why
Speaker 4: else they'd be a group of like nineteen year old
Speaker 4: see swinging from the rafters in a bar.
Speaker 3: Someone that just scraped by a year twelve and didn't
Speaker 3: get into tape. Oh week. All I can imagine is
Speaker 3: like you know the US movies, The Red cups, the
Speaker 3: yellow shots, the like.
Speaker 4: In the frat houses. Yes, it's not. I think it's
Speaker 4: it's not really like that anymore. Ah right, maybe if
Speaker 4: you live on campus in America it probably is. It's more.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I didn't get into O week, but
Speaker 4: I'm going today.
Speaker 3: You would have got into own.
Speaker 7: You didn't even get into graduate and you went to
Speaker 7: the pajama party.
Speaker 3: Surely.
Speaker 4: Now, in my second year we had a golf pub crawler.
Speaker 4: We had to dress up as golfers and go in
Speaker 4: a pub crawl around Melbourne.
Speaker 3: You've never been to a tiger party and.
Speaker 4: I did that on Kentiquy to us, but not at UNI.
Speaker 3: So here's the guy.
Speaker 4: Everyone ruined their bedeets doing that.
Speaker 3: We would talk. You'd be like, not my thousand thread count,
Speaker 3: But I'm not taking that to the part of my Sheridan.
Speaker 3: You'd be the only one that i'ms the sheep for
Speaker 3: a party.
Speaker 7: Very well, it does, it's very nice.
Speaker 3: I don't want to wear a crinkled sheets.
Speaker 4: Enough out of you. At least I got into UNI.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you didn't finish. And this morning we.
Speaker 4: Spoke to Doc's through a choice of mine.
Speaker 3: Doctor Bruce Berryman who works at the university.
Speaker 4: Who he'd be proud of me.
Speaker 3: He got his hands on your results. We've got a
Speaker 3: specialist pr practice and writing.
Speaker 6: Oh god, it was a success.
Speaker 9: Yeah, not a highlight in your career, Lawren, No, you failed.
Speaker 3: You failed that one.
Speaker 6: What if I guess you got twenty one?
Speaker 3: Do you know what you got fifty in?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 3: Mass media? In Asia?
Speaker 4: Mass media? I don't even remember doing that.
Speaker 9: Were going public relations in society and.
Speaker 3: Bruce, just before we let you go, I believe you
Speaker 3: would like to invite Lauren.
Speaker 9: I would indeed. I mean, look, seriously, it's O week,
Speaker 9: it's orientation week. I really do think it's time for
Speaker 9: you to kind of just get a taste to final cake,
Speaker 9: give nothing else of what university life is like these days, you.
Speaker 4: Know, doctor Bruce. Is that pub still across the road?
Speaker 4: The it is okay, Yeah, I'll come back.
Speaker 13: Thank you for me.
Speaker 7: In that is it.
Speaker 3: We are out of here and are where off toime?
Speaker 3: I'm off to RM.
Speaker 4: I t yesterday someone here asked me if I had
Speaker 4: any photos from my unie days, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I've got lots of photos from those days, but not
Speaker 4: a lot at UNI. So I googled Lauren Phillips A
Speaker 4: rem I t and I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 4: there's like an alumni story on me. And it was
Speaker 4: about another Lauren Phillips who went to space. She's like
Speaker 4: an astronaut. So there's a far more successful in the
Speaker 4: halls of Yeah, and I didn't finish. They did ask
Speaker 4: me to go on the alumni poster though, once, and
Speaker 4: I had to remind them that they kicked me out twice.
Speaker 7: So you're enrolled. You're enrolled in Asian cyber cultures. You
Speaker 7: better get to class.
Speaker 4: I don't know anything about Asian cyber culture, so well you.
Speaker 3: Might have to. Today Lauren is heading back to Yuni.
Speaker 3: We'll have the update on that tomorrow. I will not
Speaker 3: stop until we get you in that funny little hat
Speaker 3: and gown.
Speaker 4: Well, he said, my credits don't even exist anymore. I
Speaker 4: have to go to the beginning.
Speaker 3: Don't worry. I'll just go on hire one for the shop.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll have the wrap up of that tomorrow.
Speaker 6: I'm off to see the pall.
Speaker 3: You are too. You going to the Prime Minister. I'm
Speaker 3: meeting to Kira billy House.
Speaker 4: God, our lives are so different.
Speaker 3: Well, what I think who can commentate cricket? You come
Speaker 3: to mind? So you are going to play backyard cricket
Speaker 3: at the Prime Minister's.
Speaker 4: House, so he's going to see elbow. I'm going back
Speaker 4: to Unie. What are you doing today, big boy?
Speaker 3: To get a grill.
Speaker 4: Nando's? Maybe you know where's the Nando's cart? You Knownando?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 3: Worries me? Clint? Yeah, you've had about nine coffees this morning, jittery?
Speaker 3: If you put yourself at the proms? Can I get
Speaker 3: another roll?
Speaker 7: Mentioned me waddling up to the toilet.
Speaker 6: Why just jump in the harbor.
Speaker 4: I won't let it happened to me, oh week either, Clint.
Speaker 4: Don't worry. That's the aim of the game today.
Speaker 1: Everything Crow, Thank you, Jason.
Speaker 8: Lauren wake up feeling good.
Speaker 4: Number one hundred Lauren on socials.