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Speaker 1: Fits and Whippers two week break and Fitzy's come back

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Speaker 1: onto the show to introduce himself twice net Now where

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Speaker 1: did you go? It's Fitty with you on over. Yep,

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Speaker 1: thanks fitz it's been ten years. We do know who

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Speaker 1: you are. Are we done? And he followed it up

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Speaker 1: by asking Sarah who'd rung up for Guy Sebastian tickets.

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Speaker 1: Sarah inru Oh god, it were Romby. I got that right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he asked her this. Now it says here that your

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Speaker 1: mama's a big guy.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, your mama's a big guy fan, right,

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Speaker 2: You never know these days.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's all right, and it's nice to know that

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Speaker 1: jokes haven't changed since the holidays either. Fourteen not crawled

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Speaker 1: across your face. Tell me you had a next door.

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Speaker 2: Great really great guy.

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Speaker 1: But clearly Fitzi's just happy to be back at work

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Speaker 1: and away from the kids.

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Speaker 2: We have to offload the kids back to school.

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Speaker 1: To he's really going to miss them. Breaking down is

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Speaker 1: absolutely broken. Whipper celebrated this week by getting his best

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Speaker 1: mate on the show, Hamish Blake, Mister Hamish Blake, and

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Speaker 1: he proved once again why you shouldn't get your childhood

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Speaker 1: friend on the show talk Lego the Brictionary. Do you

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Speaker 1: got the brickinerary yet? Fer at the Yellow Book?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If he didn't read the Dictionary, he han't written the

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Speaker 1: picture because they just know too much. Whipper only read

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Speaker 1: the Fishing Almonacket School and did a book reporter, and

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Speaker 1: that caused what I like to call a classic Whipper pyleon.

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Speaker 1: But he thought the Steve Jobs autobiography inst did the airport.

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Speaker 1: Remember he said, I'm going to read this before we

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Speaker 1: get to LA.

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Speaker 2: The last time we went overseas he said, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: time person of the year. And it was from two

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Speaker 2: thousands of three.

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Speaker 1: Now Whipper loves himself a top five list top.

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Speaker 2: Five professions that men and women should avoid marrying.

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Speaker 1: You see the thing about top five lists.

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Speaker 2: Number one was the fireman.

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Speaker 1: Number two police officer is they have to have five

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Speaker 1: things in them.

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Speaker 2: Third position is military. Four is surgeons, five lawyers. Number

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Speaker 2: five is a pilot.

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Speaker 1: That's six, isn't it? Well, looks like someone's not going

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Speaker 1: to be becoming a pilot anytime soon.

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Speaker 2: But it's not worry about the numbers.

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Speaker 1: Funnily enough, that's what we've been told the builders when

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Speaker 1: they were building his house. It's not worry about the numbers. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: couldn't help myself. I don't know where to start something

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Speaker 1: that we'd all been wondering since we got back from

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Speaker 1: the break, since we're still playing this song by Maneck?

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Speaker 1: Was Fitz he going to do another terrible joke about it?

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Speaker 1: What do you reckon? Darts commentator Guy Jack Jones and

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Speaker 1: Monette There? Where did you go? Where did that pain go?

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Speaker 2: In?

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Speaker 1: Maniche pod? I went to go to fix it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: he hasn't lost his touch, ladies and gentlemen, He's here

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Speaker 1: all week. We've have brought us an emotionally traumatic story

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Speaker 1: about his wisdom to this week. My wisdom teeth removal

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Speaker 1: did not go to pay, and of course the team

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Speaker 1: was there to be his shoulder to cry on. I

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Speaker 1: still saw, No, it's not that. When was that about

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Speaker 1: twenty days ago? Sorry? Was in his neck? Mate. We

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Speaker 1: eventually did get back to the harrowing tale, though, and

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Speaker 1: I had to go back in two days later.

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Speaker 2: I opened it up and then grind out the blood

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Speaker 2: vessels on my jawl bone.

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Speaker 1: Well, the dentist was grinding on your face. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: say they get up on your chest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they do. You know, I slept the twenty in

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Speaker 2: his hondays, but twenty bucks of twenty bucks on the

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Speaker 2: right go.

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Speaker 1: And that's where Magic Mike came first. The procedure I

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Speaker 1: paid for. I'll take her another thing that happened this Sorry, guys,

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Speaker 1: because I'm just getting word that we have more Dennis jokes.

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Speaker 1: Laughter has off. He is in the studio for Rooke

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Speaker 1: and our the colgates have hell.

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Speaker 2: What I like is when the joke had finished, he

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Speaker 2: got out of his chairry here in the studio and

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Speaker 2: pretended to reenact what it would be.

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Speaker 1: If you'd like to see FITZI grinding on the studio table.

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Speaker 1: You've got a bit of flex in those das. Really

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Speaker 1: lower down onto it, jump on the fits in with

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Speaker 1: Instagram page. Is the number starting to wear off? I

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Speaker 1: better stop. The one and only Sandra Sully from ten

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Speaker 1: years joined us this week to compete in a headline off. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Sandra Sully ready to wipe the floor with a

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Speaker 1: so called newsreader called Matt de Groot.

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Speaker 2: A brutal job advert bands any applicants with bo bad

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Speaker 2: teeth or people who play.

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Speaker 1: FIFA bad bo sucks and bad teeth are lame, but

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Speaker 1: only legends play video games. If you've got bad teeth

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Speaker 1: and bo don't send your resume over. But god, I

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Speaker 1: wish they'd follow that policy here at Nova, which is

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Speaker 1: good because last time she was on she was dropping

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Speaker 1: bombs on air. I would surprise everyone after dinner and a.

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Speaker 2: Ride back was a tray ducking cowboys, wash your mouth out.

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Speaker 1: And if you think that's bad. The time before that,

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Speaker 1: she was featured on our short lived radio serial Modern

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Speaker 1: Fan Binglee, what are you doing later on? You want

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Speaker 1: to get a coffee? Or no thanks? I don't date bold,

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Speaker 1: gangly failed footballers. Okay, fair enough, And the time before that,

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Speaker 1: Whipper was singing her a terrible song since you've been gone.

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Speaker 1: What all I'm really trying to say is we're just

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Speaker 1: really sorry, Sandra enough and one last thing before we go.

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Speaker 1: You might remember a few years ago, Fitzi and Whipper

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Speaker 1: were featured in an animated film have Fun Living it

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Speaker 1: Up in Hollywood. Congratulations on the big Hollywood break. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was a pretty big deal at the time. They

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Speaker 1: spent days recording the voices in the studio. Gus and

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Speaker 1: Cooper the builders, We got a boom check a boom

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Speaker 1: in weeks talking about it on air. But let's check

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Speaker 1: with the dance commentator whether fits. You can remember the

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Speaker 1: name of the film. Your body is a Wonderland whatever

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Speaker 1: thought we I mean, we were in the movie Wonderland

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Speaker 1: tal and we should have Bai at your role. See

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Speaker 1: you guys next week. What a leg of tarp it

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Speaker 1: fits in Whipper